Joe Rogan: The Dark Ape Trafficking in Congo
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Mariana van Zeller is a Portuguese journalist and correspondent for National Geographic Channel. She was the chief correspondent for Fusion, and is a former correspondent for the Vanguard documentary series on the former Current TV. She's a recipient of the Peabody Award.
Clip taken from JRE #2092 w/ Mariana van Zeller
Host: Joe Rogan
Guest: Mariana van Zeller
Producer: Jamie Vernon
#joerogan #joeydiaz #jre #funny #comedy
10 bucks to go get a chimp? Here’s 20 bucks to not do that. Problem solved.
Rite i thought that but ppl will ppl and someone will try to double dip
Sadly...human nature being what it is...they'll take the $20...wait till ur gone...then capture the chimp anyway.
● Coz they'll figure that $30 is even better than $20.
@@Garbageflythen they will need a double lip transplant
Mariana is probably one of the greatest journalist of our generation. Her bravery and willingness to push herself into very dangerous situations to get the story she is after is amazing.
She wanted that name and address Joe lol
Michigan made you it’s bitchagain” GO BLUE!!
That tiger on heroine sound effect was pretty authentic. Could definitely be used in the field.
The Congo is where they farm the Gorillas used in Gorilla Glue.
I heard about that. Does it really take a gorilla and a half to make six ounces of glue? Totally worth it, that's some good glue!
@@r.shanethompson7933
They’ve refined the process, so it only requires three quarters of a gorilla now
Gorilla gIue girl is a user and a mascot
.... And Chicago
I was reading about that just yesterday!!!
Super wild. But absolutely necessary.
I lived down the road from the chimpanzee sanctuary near Thompson Canyon, near Lake Isabella CA. Ollie, was one of the chimps there, he ripped his owners face off and bit off his fingers. I brought my toddler there to visit, and bring them oranges on numerous occasions before this happened. Ollie was never aggressive towards us. The chimpanzees that were there had their own enclosures that were outfitted with an inside room and an outside area in each enclosure. Ollie had a tv in his space and would watch “ I Love Lucy”, it was one of his favorite shows. This sanctuary was on the road to town and in between our home. It was a horrifying feeling to have known this couple, that we saw frequently, and also hearing what happened to them. The chimpanzees had escaped after this happened and we were all on the look out for them. Our community was very remote, “ off the grid “ literally. Ollie ended up being shot and killed and they rescued the female chimpanzee. I have no idea where she went after this incident. These animals are not pets! Imagine having a pet human…Just imagine if aliens came and put humans in zoos,….???
The aliens did put us in a zoo. It's called Earth
Humans in jail same thing
@@zechariahross1444 Nice
@@zechariahross1444Let us out. We want to be free. We want to travel the stars 🌟 ...
If im being held in captivity im mating all day, everyday im going to mate mate and mate until my primate sack falls off!
Joe realizing how hash had born the term "Assassin" had me laughing.
Im from Mozambique, and Im sad to hear that story, I hope he can make it.
People have weird vices. It's all about control.
Dominating animals that can kill you is one step below dominating humans/ slavery. Of course, it would be popular with rich people in Dubai.
I remember a few years ago French Montana was promoting this Sanctuary that allowed You to adopt a Tiger or Lion Cub, name them and come visit them whenever You wanted for about $200-400
The dark exotix ones usually cause lots of trouble
Always the white ones on the show to catch a predator
Usually when theyre stolen and thrown in cages..pretty understandable
@@connorwitcher3671 lol dark sheep you can't rewrite history. Nobody stole your people. After all aren't you all from kings 😂? Why didn't your kingdom fight for you.
@@seanlove3906thrown in a cage by their the neighboring black tribe.
@@seanlove3906it’s nap time grandpa
The thumbnail is wilddd
U never seen butchered animals before?
Chimp looks blazed😂
@@iBeatBoxz8 slaughtered and butchered are 2 completely different things 😅
@@sm3dium lmao what's the difference? did all those chickens cows and pigs voluntarily get butchered for your dinner? I guess they don't count as getting slaughtered...
@@iBeatBoxz8 nah that’s a stupid analogy
That tiger came outta nowhere full blast
I thought she was holding her husband’s head 😂
No it was her brother!! They both look alike
Hey at least they know what a woman is and dont identify as cats and dogs 😂😂😂😂
@@mademoiselledelaforet6789 that's antisemitic
I thought one chimp had beheaded another
@@yumjoystyle2quiet bum
I hate this world
NFD!!
Take yourself out of it
@yumjoystyle2 SO - YOU are telling someone to KILL themselves!? Dude, THAT'S MESSED UP!! YOU should be removed for saying that.
How tf she holding her own head like that when it's clearly still attached to her neck
During what administration did we sell the Congo mines? Genuinely curious
Ask chatgpt
@@WeitDoch chatgpt will say Trump
all hes got is a little stick😂 lol
Of course the native Congolese have zero culpability.
ah makes sense to blame the starving native for selling stuff but not the corrupt buyers who bribe them into doing it.
@@jaypey8253 more than enough blame to go around
Oh yeah they were ofcourse not enslaved and killled and stolen from for about everything thats valuable
They gave that up willingly
They like to be under multiple warlord regimes and work for foreign mining corporations…..
Idiot
@@jaypey8253 Sure, since day Zero Africa was a thriving continent with the best universities and old medical schools and lots of farming....till the white man came and destroyed Africa for ever! That about your worldview on the continent? Africans were always the peaceful and successful people till inferior ones came and took everything? Why is every single Government corrupt?
The craziest thing on this episode was the "Trafficked" lady not knowing about jeffrey epstein
This lady is a hack. She gets the story, tells us a few deets, then does nothing to help. Shes as bad as the ig aholes going to take pics w doped animals. Just wanting to up her stats on the ass market. But this show never misses a chance to blame china for everything... Her job is literally to cause ppl negative emotion. Thats like 90% of the internet now. Shes not special for being terrified of being different
He lost a few fingers from that tiger and it wasn't just a cut!
I went to a place in southeast Philippines with a name like “shin mah gyong” (that’s how it sounded) where I got to hold a baby tiger, then we met a massive liger in a cage that you could tell was either drugged out or sick. The owner offered to let us eat one of his dead tigers he had that was in his freezer
Should've tried tiger sounds so 🔥🔥🔥
Probably wouldn't season the tiger right
@yumjoystyle2 why u say that?he was in the Philippines not some backyard unseason white territory
@@joeparker3606 all those places season EVERYTHING the same. WytePpI know not everything is supposed to taste the same or be over-saturated
Animals that eat animals not kosher. @@joeparker3606
You can't buy a tiger and have them in america but you can buy land near military bases
my bad joe, i wont do it again
Dog do bad?!?!
What the dog doing? 😭
Grip strength
Was thinking more like donkey Kong and Diddy Kong in Mario karts... but oh noooo
Why is it that Congo is not a turist spot? Hmm just makes you wonder.
Sorry to hear about Mark Normand. Terrible stuff 💔💔
What happened
what happened to mark?
How did the US become owner of the mineral mines in the DRC?
Not gonna lie... That thumbnail tricked me, I thought it was a beheaded African man. I was wondering how the video was allowed online
Or you are just a racist person
Sooo
Americans took it from Belgium and sold it to China
But tgank god the riches of the Congo dont belong to the Congolese people….
That would be a real bummer
The dark ones always cause the most trouble
It genetics , they had to be quelled along time ago. It like a wild gene
Humans in general are horrible we mess up literally everything, each other, the water, the air we breath, the food we eat, and other species. However, enough good people each generation manage to not let us destroy ourselves completely, thank God. We have to do more to be the good and the change that we want to see in the world.
Best comment. Should be highlighted.
Shows the type of vapid dystopian place that is Dubai. Humanity is the worst.
They look alike
Sorry to hear about Mark Normand. Terrible stuff. 💔💔
…….Comedy
Which one in the picture is the ape ?
It’s so Australian too…
We do that stupid shit all the time
Probably not heroine but maybe I guess...I would think aome sort of tranquilizer not opiate.
There is a market for everything. Its sad and people just look the other way.
Joe: *what a bizarre need to want to be photographed with exotic animals...*
*Then admits going to get photographed with tigers at a place that drugs tigers*
Just so you understand, look up the marketing of these places. It's not as if they and the tour guides/hotels that solicit for them are forthcoming with their methods. They may actually claim to be conservation efforts sustained by visitors. People will go there for a cool experience for themselves and their kids, thinking at the very least they aren't doing any harm. Some, like Joe, will realise once they are in it what goes into making the experience and nope out.
🤷🏾♂️ Sometimes, that's just how moments of realisation come about.
In fairness sober tigers are real buzz kills, like vegan tigers they make their presence known.
@@ettchaNo. Everybody who goes to Phuket and other Tiger sanctuaries out there are fully aware the Tigers are drugged. They tell you and the locals tell you…hell even Google tells you. It’s not promoted as some sort of Tiger show like the circus
Everything is for sale in Africa... minerals, endangered animals, politicians, people...
I only paid 20 k for my gorilla
Wow
Was it tiger temple? We've just been there....i dont think they are drugged.
If your close enough to take pictures and the lions just sitting not interested in you in any way 😂😂😂😂thats a drugged up cat
@@DSTAYDOP343V3Rsurprised u replied to a four yr old. Some ppl wont ever know. Its cool the world needs bartenders too
@@Garbagefly yo mama
Omg great tiger sound
A mountain gorilla baby would never survive in captivity. Maybe chimpanzees. There is a difference. Great conversation though
You are what you eat!
Joes sniffling Adderall again
I never knew they sold monkeys, would have sold a few from my local area
Sell? I want some of what you're on pal! FFS, you can't even give away the North American Pavement Apes! Talk about an invasive species! Those Florida pythons ain't got shit on the NAPA's and they are nation wide!
😂
You from Detroit l see
Those ones are to aggressive
@@444Dragoncheese only in a large swarm, alone or in small numbers they are actually very docile, but I think it'd be easier to sell ketchup popsicle to woman wearing white gloves.
The only ape story Joe didnt like
I know for a fact that she knows who is selling gorillas but she wont give them up because she considers them as friends.
Maybe not friends but contacts. If journalists give away names for things like this then they get blacklisted. Nobody will talk to them again and their investigative journalism career is over. That’s why she won’t give them up.
@@vields2352 It is ambiguous i know
You know for a fact? Any evidence to back up your claim? No? So you don't know for a fact.
@@elsosa7863ancestral knowledge?
@@vields2352Glad people still use logic.
HOW DO WE STOP THIS? HOW DO WE HELP???
😂😂 Grow up, you're not going to change these -people-
@@JustDaniel6764 sorry what? You’re exactly what’s wrong W the world 💀💀
@@zahirarashaad439 Head out to Africa and crack on then, Let us know how you get on😂😂
@@zahirarashaad439 Head over there, let us know how you get on wont ya😂😂
And she’s implicit
I would not want to around an tiger that Is withdrawing from opiates.
Give me enough money ill traffic myself a joe rogan
It might sound like a great tourist destination until people start getting sick and bit by flies and other crap.
Give us your gold and diamonds; we’ll give you bibles
It’s not theirs to sell.
I went to a temple in Thailand the tigers were not drugged if you moved to quickly you would be attacked you entered at your own risk which was totally worth it to touch a tiger
You are part of the problem.
I can concur
Im not even gonna go there
Mike tyson had a tiger! He’s one one joes best friends… stop acting brand new joe🤣 monkeys is where you draw the line!? 🤣
What a primitive continent!!
I’ve been to that tiger park in Thailand Joe, it is common knowledge that the tigers are completely drugged, secured by chains, beaten with sticks so that money can be made from close up photos, my wife and I wouldn’t pay or pose for the “extra” photo, special price…it was fucked. We had to leave also.
Im tired of hearing this leader and mentor crap. If these guy's need motivation and leadership then they can kick rocks. Aren't coaches supposed to lead and mentor?🤔
No way this comment was meant for this video. If it was, stop doing drugs Frank.
Dude get some sleep wth😂
It's Africas stuff, not Americas or Chinas
Exactly
It's everyone's. No one owns any part of earth. It's for all of us
But it's obvious that if we not gonna do something about animal trafficking, idiots from Africa will kill all of these animals.
@@sterlingarcher3619 😆 🤡
Once they sell it, whoever gives the $$$ owns the shit. It is a simple concept really.
😢 this makes me sick to my stomach. The way animals and humans are treated in this world.
erg
Nature didn't create the animals,God did
Smh
SMH
It's almost like some cultures are a lot better than others
Well we can't all be muslims. Is a lock a lake ham.
@@Whystling_Byrd LMAO good one!
Along with being better off without others.
Yep, asians are much superior!
Joe is so fuccin old 😂😂
Get some sleep Joe
This breaks my fkn heart shame on those people. This is sickening
This is why I HATE people.
Makes me sick. Poor frikn wildlife all over.
What about child sex trafficking
Maybe focus on the church you attend that harbours and protects child predator priests in your local area.
What about it?
Tell your dad to stop it
Good one
Good one
She’s evil
Crying inside just listening about how savage and evil humanity is on a daily basis.
Poor Chimpanzee families etc.
if her job is more important than gorillas' lives? i'm not watching this.
Freaks
Why don’t people raise money for the pygmies so they don’t have to do this?
Because they waste it on shit like the Africans do with all the money they get for 'clean water' 30 years on and they are still begging for and getting hand outs every year, yet still no drinkable water for them. Absolute joke, leave them in the stone age!
does she just not have a mirror or what? do all her friends just lie to her? fake is fake
?
i don't believe her.
Horrible
I really dislike when Joe takes Jesus name in vein, that is a real offense
So do I. Its disgusting and disrespectful
Joe Rogan, did you forget that you eat meat?
Why do you care about some animals but not others?
It’s sad you don’t get it
the resemblence of chimpanzee and human is astonishing
Who cares
People who like apes care.
Capitalism, a hell of a drug! This is disgusting…🤮
The real truth is nobody should have pets, including dogs.
Dogs? Really? Strange opinion. What about fish lmao😂
why is it strange@@annawalsh1904
Can I ask WHY? Is it for the animals benifit? And why esp "including DOGS?". How about "guide" dogs?
What about those little Hermit Crabs? They seem to do well. They're cheap & easy to keep happy. Food, water, & enough heat. I had a pet Praying Mantis for a while, and had an ant farm when I was a kid. I kept fish that had babies, so ya KNOW THEY were happy -lol!! I'm just curious why you don't think anyone should have a pet - including dogs? That & what do you consider a pet? Honestly ONLY curious!!
Dogs are not wild animals, they dont have instinct like wolves or coyotes. They do horrible in the wild.
@444Dragoncheese Almost ALL truly domesticated animals do horrible in the wild!! There ARE places where all dogs are feral (no one keeps them as pets), and they all look very similar, reverting back to being more like a wolf over time, & although they are considered pests (or other things) they live in packs & live off of humans quite well!! But that is a very different situation in another country. But yes, domesticated animals usually get picked off right away if put into the wild.