Subway Pros & Cons w/ Nore Davis | 2 Dope Queens | Season 2
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- Опубліковано 28 лют 2019
- Nore Davis just wants to feel like a human being on the subway.
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The hit comedy podcast 2 Dope Queens, featuring Jessica Williams (The Incredible Jessica James) and Phoebe Robinson (Broad City), come to HBO for a series of four hour-long specials - Розваги
I like his delivery style. It's very...conversational, almost like you're listening to a friend talk about their day. Perfect delivery and timing. No awkward pauses. Solid performance all around. 👏
"Poor begging poor" definition of usa!
I've had a really hard day at work and was feeling sorry for myself. I came upon you by accident and I can't stop laughing.
Thanks from London, England 😂
Seriously, my outlook on life just changed. We back, baby. All positive and glowing!
For real when you're a kid you don't think teachers have lives
I freaked the f out once when I saw my math teacher at a restaurant and I didn't say hi. Next day at class I asked if he enjoyed his pizza yesterday and he got real quiet and serious and asked how I knew and I said I was too shy to say hi in public haha 😝
I did.
same goes for your parents, particularly mothers since we don’t view them as individuals or realize they had a life before us
@@q.turner7642 In that old movie, 'What about Bob?', the daughter of Bob's therapist says to the therapist at one point, 'I thought you were born a grown-up, Daddy' :P
Protectobot Yes!! Case in point lol
That literally happened to my mom last week, like three times at the mall. Kids from kindergarten would see her and call her name. She's an instructional assistant at 3 elementary schools for the last 30 years and has been a swim coach and lifeguard for 40, like she started back when she was 16 or something, and doesn't age and has one of those personalities you don't forget, so she's recognized a lot. The best comment my mom ever got was when we were at a grocery store and this guy yelled, "Carol! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!"
that is hilarious LOL
Yooo🤣
This is hilarious! Hearing that comment at a grocery store can be heard so many different ways! LOL 🤣
😂😂😂 Lovely!
This was so great! My husband and I laughed our asses off on the NYC subway a few years ago when the conductor started yelling at people to not to block the door. I’m also the daughter of a 35-year teacher. His bit on teachers was SPOT ON! it seems like everyone in the entire city of Virginia Beach had my mom. She’s been retired a few years now and people from her first years of teaching STILL stop her!
As a teacher to see your old students still love you as much as the day they met you... priceless 🤗
"No, you live in school"!! Hahahahhahah.
Maximus Poumie LMFAO facts 😂😂😂
holy shit this guys face is a moving meme
Yes, I loved the faces he made, so funny.
Kaine it’s a girl
😂😂
I gave you a thumbs up before I even watched the video because that's a beautiful descriptor.
Everyone here needs to go watch his Conan stand up bit. Nore's such a funny guy!
Thanks for the recommendation. I love Conan and really appreciate his featured performances. I've enjoyed every stitch of time I've viewed a Conan show.
Lol I read this comment and realized the Conan one is set to autoplay next😂✌️
aw, i came here from the Conan bit, so i guess i'll have to get back there now and will end up in a never-ending cycle between those two videos..
Going😁
His delivery is fire!!
He is so funny! I’m a teacher and man that bit about teachers split my side! My high school kids be so perplexed when they see me out in public being human lol!
I am soooo not from New York, I thought his special was gonna be about the pros and cons of some sandwiches. He was hilarious anyway tho!!
Omg same 😂
Lol me tooo
HAHA, I didn't think of that, but I can say the pro is it's cheaper than Quizno's, but on that same note, the cons are...not as tasty as Quizno's, and subway had Jared Fogle as a former spokesperson for them lol. His wikipedia page says he is 'a former spokesperson for Subway restaurants and a convicted sex offender.' What a way to introduce someone! And I thought actual subway systems already had a bad rep for being dirty and loathsome, but that must have been HORRIBLE publicity for Subway after a while, that might have hurt their profit margins (warning: eating Subway subs will turn you into a predator :O).
That's why I clicked lmao but I still watched it
Bahahaha
He is refreshing, smart, and delivery is on comedic point!!!!
"I thought they just go back in the cubby and recharge" 😂😂😂
"No you live in school"😂😂...that's so true
The way he said Westchester 4:09🤣🤣🤣
Funny asf
He is so delightful
I’ll turn this whole train around. 🤣
I read your comment before I heard him saying it. He should have paused and, used it as a punchline!!! ITS FUNNNYYYYYY 😂😂😂🙈. If you get time to picture it
Yo Ms. Davis, Ms. Davis... U REMEMBA ME?!?
Rashid Black that was hilarious
He's right.
What you’re doing with your ankles out 🤣🤣🤣
"Enjoy your benis byeeeee" looooool
the way he said that had me on the floor,lol
"Don't hold the door!!" I ain't never been on a New York subway. But I have been on a Bay Area subway and that line gave me a flashback.
Sometimes you get a nice train operator and sometimes you get the train operator who's done with everything and everyone. Keeps you on your toes. Like San Francisco.
We broke too!!!
This gentleman is FUN-TEE to my very bones!!! I'm sharing with EVERYBODY!
Nore Davis has a future for sure.
What? You decided to spare him hitman Ruffey?
NYPD needs your location sir.. 👮♂️👮♀️
HR person called the conductor.
No baby you can’t read I remember. 🙅🏽♀️
😂😂😂 the teacher segment made me come alive
Why he flex so hard with the outfit and shoes tho?!? 🔥🔥🔥
it's complimentary ....omg i died
Perfect set
I felt the bit about teachers in my soul
Always great to see more of Nore
3:15, actually VERY true. They will intentionally take trains out of service if you piss them off.
My dad was a white dude teaching public school in rural Washington state...can confirm the same experience!
I aint going to lie Everything he is saying is very relatable about the teachers
Ok but this guy has some swag though
Bro that's sooooo tru about the teachers 😆
Great set! I appreciate the education on Yonkers and North of NYC [plan on moving there long term]. Plus, I totally remember kids freaking out like I'm a celebrity when they saw me at the local grocery store.
I love the teacher part!!! 💋
I just discovered him. He’s hilarious! I love when he does that voice when he’s like “what do you want?” XD
The girls in the beginning harmonized TF outta that! Lol
That's because those women are professional comedians Jessica Williams and Phoebe Lynn Robinson, and they're the hosts of this show 2 Dope Queens.
They don’t allow that panhandling on the Metro North!
I’m so glad they’re back.
That is some great stuff! Tnx for the good jokes Nore!
His delivery and content is SO FREAKIN' hilarious! :)
I wanna see more of him!
He’s so awesome omg 😲
You could see the bags underneath this nigga eyes at points. Mf been working hard and it payed off this shit had me in tears the entire time😂😂. Bright future
I’m DONE! They don’t appreciate me! 🏆
Great delivery
I've never been a teacher but when I was still in high school I worked as a martial arts instructor for a while. It was very interesting being on the other end of running into a student and their parent at 17 years of age. I had a very pleasant conversation with the parent while my student tried to melt into the wall 🤣🤣
This guy’s one of the best for sure ✅
Amazingly hilarious jokes and delivery! 😂😂😂
This dude is hilarious!!👏👏👏👍👍
I love how his face is so animated
Absolutely hilarious!
This guy cracks me up period 😂😂😂😂had a lil bit of a low day but I've just watched two of his vids and I'm on gonna be concluding my day on a high
Hilarious stuff Nore!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy's the best comedian out there
No baby, you can't read. It's all right. Omg what a riot!!
This guy is sooo talented...❤️
Wow! I just realized that he sounds almost exactly like younger Eminem and now I can’t Unhear it!!
Nah
I laughed the whole way through! lol Good stuff
As a New Yorker who live in the Bronx (right between Brooklyn and Yonkers,legit) I agree one hundred period. I was legit on the bus today and some guy came on didn’t pay and told a little boy to get up. Like he pulled him up 😂😂
Them kicks fire
Your name is 🔥🔥🔥
omg yup agreed
@@IZionDawta lol, thanks, that's my government name
Great stand up.... Especially the teacher part.. Hahaha so true
Maybe the best I seen in a while
This was fantastic. I live in the city you made my shit night better. I'm a fan now.
What a crowd
Nore Davis hella talented man. Had me rollin
My second grade teacher named was Miss Davis😳
Can you read?
@@geetee2392 I think so
Wow! More please!
Anything for You 😉✌🏾
Lmao!! Talent!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard
He's hilarious ! The subway vs metronorth! Correct!
THIS KID IS FIRE!
LOL Nore's an IDIOT!!!! I love it!
Yo bro is hilarious I was listen to him on LOL Network and instantly starting searching. Now I’m a fab facts 🤣🤣🤣
3:48 I lost it there. "Meow Meow Meow Meow"🤣🤣🤣
That 'Hodor' joke was hilarious........Teachers living at schools😂😂😂
Too funny💞💞
This kid has talent!
bro, could this be any funnier. my goodness, i laughed at every line
There’s 9 activities going on at the same time on the regular lines... 🤣
He reminds me of spiderverse
New talent
This kid is straight 🔥🔥🔥
wow this dude really got it , i didnt laugh so hard watching a stand up since dave chappelle's special , great future ahead of him
He is funny ,😂😂😂😂
He’s funny
Yesss, my mom’s a HS math teacher, and the seeing students in public thing is real. They either pretend they don’t see her and run away cuz they know they cheated or couldn’t factor or something dumb. One former student actually refused to seat my mom at a restaurant. But when I was a kid, I remember seeing my preschool teacher leaving school and I started crying thinking she was leaving forever. Cuz WHY WOULD SHE NEED TO LEAVE, ALL SHE DOES IS TEACH. RIGHT?! My mom wasn’t a teacher yet at this point, btw. I wasn’t that dumb.
Air Max on point. Also, this guy is funny
My god this guy is super under rated. He is funnier than kevin hart.
Stylistically some of his jokes sound like kevin hart told em
Wanda Sykes' son :) kkkkkk
The teacher thing.. yeah nah teachers for me were more infamous for giving me projects and work to do ON CHRISTMAS BREAK
the cubby joke 🤣🤣
He has to become the spokesman of Metro North
I'd fly all the way from Finland to watch his shows if I had the money😭
Hilarious
N.O.R.E was on point!! (Sorry, I had to do a little Noreaga shout out lol)
Lol truth all he spoke is truth