Cocaine Bear - Review!

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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater Рік тому +191

    I'm REALLY curious what that theater goer who was so upset was expecting from a movie called Cocaine Bear.

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton Рік тому +16

      I dunno something GOOD? Something funny or something

    • @HAMID___
      @HAMID___ Рік тому +18

      @@JoeChilltonit’s both good and funny

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton Рік тому

      @@HAMID___ it's fucking boring and bland. They made a bear snorting cocaine seem meandering. This needed Sam Raimi or Taika Waititi.

    • @MackeyDeeez
      @MackeyDeeez Рік тому

      Idk probably some clown if he thinks the whole theaters gives a shit about what his opinion is.

    • @JacxonLRyan
      @JacxonLRyan Рік тому +10

      @@JoeChillton “good and funny” is subjective. If not for you then let it be that. Comedy isn’t universally the same to everyone.

  • @jwtrailers5317
    @jwtrailers5317 Рік тому +147

    Bear one tries Speed: "Too fast"
    Bear two tries Smack: "Too slow"
    Bear three tries Coke: "Just right!"

    • @dr.eldontyrell-rosen926
      @dr.eldontyrell-rosen926 Рік тому +5

      That's the original story.

    • @rmarkley79
      @rmarkley79 Рік тому +2

      You nailed it! Kind of like "Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs" ending with Rambo, LOL

    • @cr-pol
      @cr-pol Рік тому +2

      it is the caffeine that makes it "just right".

    • @daisyblossomflowerchild9702
      @daisyblossomflowerchild9702 Рік тому +2

      I'll never look at Goldilocks and the Three Bears the same way. 🤣

    • @jamesftoland
      @jamesftoland Рік тому +1

      Internet win of the day lol

  • @kvonkoe
    @kvonkoe Рік тому +182

    Dan’s puns in this review are unbearable 😂

    • @matthieucote2272
      @matthieucote2272 Рік тому +7

      I see what you did here 👀

    • @cr-pol
      @cr-pol Рік тому +1

      that was better than any of Dan's. 🙂

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden Рік тому +8

      Weird to make jokes when the violence in the film itself is pretty grizzly.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 Рік тому +7

      ​@@BillySotherden true, it really gives one claws for concern

    • @sdmagician76
      @sdmagician76 Рік тому +5

      @@cr-pol I thought Dan had some koalaty puns in his video! Especially that one where he had the long paws afterward.

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko Рік тому +86

    First “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” and now “Cocaine Bear”: this is a big week for murderous bears.

    • @rodneycooperjr3223
      @rodneycooperjr3223 Рік тому +4

      *Leonardo DiCaprio entered the chat*

    • @rawx485
      @rawx485 Рік тому +2

      The only reason the Smokey The Bear cardboard cut out made an appearance is so we could spin this off into another movie. Smokey, tired of the drug riddled bear attacks decides to light the forest on fire in an effort to stop Cokey (Cocaine Bears nickname).

  • @RSG_TheMonster
    @RSG_TheMonster Рік тому +41

    The Bear: Say My Name!
    Main Character: Heisenbear!
    The Bear: You're Goddamn Right!!!

  • @mr.woodfall655
    @mr.woodfall655 Рік тому +51

    As always, I come for Dan's insightful analysis, and stay for the bad puns. Please never stop the bad puns.

  • @rodneycooperjr3223
    @rodneycooperjr3223 Рік тому +31

    My wife and I saw the preview for this in front of 'Violent Night', and we both gave each other that "Oh yeah, we're seeing that" look. Can't wait!

    • @kelly.nicole
      @kelly.nicole Рік тому +2

      Just walked out. That was the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @susanvenabides3677
      @susanvenabides3677 Рік тому

      Same with me and my BF… and we both loved it

    • @AdamSlander888
      @AdamSlander888 Рік тому

      @@kelly.nicole you have 0 comedy

    • @AdamSlander888
      @AdamSlander888 Рік тому +1

      Watched the movie yesterday with my friends and someone in the theater kept laughing at the dumbest things that weren’t even funny but it made the movie so so much funnier

    • @rodneycooperjr3223
      @rodneycooperjr3223 Рік тому

      @@AdamSlander888 Welp, we just saw the move and we loved it! I mean, when we got tickets to something called 'Cocaine Bear', that is exactly what we expected. It was just a slasher movie with a coked-out bear as the slasher. It also has a 'Jurassic Park' quality to it. The t-rex and the bear had similar qualities; not really "bad guys", just apex predators that experienced a little too much interference from people 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @jerespive
    @jerespive Рік тому +12

    Going to see it tonight at a theater in Lexington, KY that has the ACTUAL cocaine bear, Paublo Escobear, set up in the lobby for this weekend's showings.

  • @EleventhCubFan
    @EleventhCubFan Рік тому +26

    Can’t wait for the spinoff, Cocaine Shark!

  • @Isiah61
    @Isiah61 Рік тому +3

    3:36 I can say this, I love Dan. Only person/influencer/entertainer/critic from the internet that I would be upset if something happen to. A National treasure. Protect at all cost.

  • @StarwarsCustomizer12
    @StarwarsCustomizer12 Рік тому +9

    Part of me really wants to see an edit of this video with “Bear” taken out.
    Dan: “If I had stood in line for the rollercoaster ride Cocane promises to be… looking back on it, I would say I had a good time with cocane… ultimately it is a recommendation for me on cocane”

  • @kamssun
    @kamssun Рік тому +6

    I loved this movie! Knowing the real bear died framed it in my mind as a revenge horror where nature takes back some space from us.

  • @_paul
    @_paul Рік тому +9

    In the end, it’s all about FAMILY and the unstoppable power that is a “Mama Bear” - Vin Diesel would be proud.

    • @angelika87
      @angelika87 Рік тому

      I smell a crossover (lmao I wish)

  • @firefly4f4
    @firefly4f4 Рік тому +4

    "Yes, it does, but only bearly."
    *slow clap*
    OK, that line alone earned my like.

    • @firefly4f4
      @firefly4f4 Рік тому

      What I'm getting from this is that it's definitely not the classic that Violent Night is destined to become.

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind Рік тому +3

    Props to Elizabeth Banks for pivoting from the disaster that was 2019's Charlie's Angels to this bonkers concept of a movie.

  • @peniparker7968
    @peniparker7968 Рік тому +7

    Dan Murrell: Want to go see Cocaine Bear?
    Ryan George: Super Easy, BEARly and inconvenience

    • @CJKhaos
      @CJKhaos Рік тому +2

      Oh my god. The Pitch Meeting for this film. I’m going to die of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @BillySotherden
    @BillySotherden Рік тому +9

    Dan looks 25 when he's clean shaven. Must live pretty clean and healthy!

    • @kstepko
      @kstepko Рік тому +1

      He owes it all to Athletic Greens: the makers of AG1.

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko Рік тому +10

    I sort of wish they had told the true story of the cocaine bear - or Pablo Escabear, as he was nicknamed. A bear ODing alone in the woods is pretty anti-climactic, but the circumstances surrounding it getting the cocaine are wild.

  • @HariOmRadhaKrishna
    @HariOmRadhaKrishna Рік тому +2

    Can't wait for the Dog Gone/Cocaine Bear shared Universe, like Alien Vs Predator! *I assume that someone finds the dog by the end, & Cocaine Bear can be revived, with a bionic arm.

  • @luxaeterna8170
    @luxaeterna8170 Рік тому +8

    I really enjoyed it. It was more heartfelt than I expected. It honestly needed about 15 more minutes of Bear and 15 minutes of other stuff cut out. When the Bear wasn't around it dragged in some parts. Overall, very enjoyable for 95 minutes.

    • @desertsuede4
      @desertsuede4 Рік тому

      Felt like it was a two hour movie. You're right, they chose so much dumb family drama over crazy bear antics. Why was it supposed to be funny that Alden Ehrenreich was mourning his dead wife?

  • @restlessoblivion
    @restlessoblivion Рік тому +5

    That opening pun certainly had me snorting with laughter literally haha

  • @Fluffypro
    @Fluffypro Рік тому +1

    0:02 I can't bear to find out Dan.

  • @anthonyrodriguez4905
    @anthonyrodriguez4905 Рік тому +1

    *and Elizabeth Banks, Director of the Period segment from Movie 43 starring Chloe Grace Moretz.

  • @RAYMONDFORCHIONFILM
    @RAYMONDFORCHIONFILM Рік тому

    I like what you said about this movie being entertaining because to me it was. So often it seems to me that movies these days attempt to be so focused on showing a concept a concept or delivering a message that they forget to be entertaining!

  • @JDotWill
    @JDotWill Рік тому +1

    Oh shit! I forgot Liz Banks was directing this. She has such a weird directing filmography

  • @Mondo_182
    @Mondo_182 Рік тому +2

    Awesome, going to see this tonight!

  • @noahkahan4364
    @noahkahan4364 Рік тому +1

    I saw it on thursday and it was exactly the funny stupid violent rollercoaster i was hoping

  • @CarlyBarley333
    @CarlyBarley333 Рік тому +2

    Apparently they posthumously named the bear ‘Pablo Escobear’

  • @ekuhn44
    @ekuhn44 Рік тому +1

    This is the perfect review. That you for articulating exactly how I felt about it.

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 Рік тому +1

    I wish the Queen had tea with Cocaine Bear instead of Paddington Bear

  • @SixFt12
    @SixFt12 Рік тому +3

    That theater goer sounds a lot like someone in my theater back when Dumb and Dumber was out. I never laughed so hard in my life, yet this one person, with apparently zero sense of humor, tried to make it her mission that no one else ever see that movie.

    • @angelpipessd
      @angelpipessd Рік тому +2

      that sort of grandstanding pisses me off - feel free to not like it if you want, dude, but f8k off trying to control if other people like it

  • @DarriusTaylor
    @DarriusTaylor Рік тому +3

    "But only bear-ly." I immediately "liked" this video. 😂

  • @TimothyMReynolds
    @TimothyMReynolds Рік тому +9

    Strong double-pun intro 👍

    • @catwmn2345
      @catwmn2345 Рік тому +1

      Dan never disappoints 😄😄

  • @thomasedwards6641
    @thomasedwards6641 Рік тому +2

    I completely agree with your review they line up with my thoughts

  • @curtisbme
    @curtisbme Рік тому +1

    Can a movie about a black bear really have grizzly death scenes??

  • @ricebrown1
    @ricebrown1 Рік тому +1

    hey dan, i hope everyone has a great weekend.

  • @casuallychallenged
    @casuallychallenged Рік тому +26

    Dan pausing for (his own) laughter after his bearly bearable bear puns is the best part of this channel. Keep up the good work Dan. Love your channel and your reviews :)

  • @dereksmith5343
    @dereksmith5343 Рік тому +1

    Hey Dan, love the review and puns 😆 I rarely make requests, but the wife and I cannot stop talking about Tár! There is so much to discuss. I know that it was your favorite movie of last year so would you mind doing an in depth review of it? Not sure if I missed a video of yours for it. Always appreciate your insight 👍

  • @nickrog6759
    @nickrog6759 Рік тому

    Pedro Pascal is excellent in the 🐻 bear suit - Top marks 👌

  • @Jhayzer021
    @Jhayzer021 Рік тому +1

    This film will start a cinematic universe eh?!. . . .how about "Meth Shark vs. Roofied Dolphin" Now that's a movie!.

  • @SwedishDuckey
    @SwedishDuckey Рік тому +7

    I don't watch alot of movies, however when I am interested or just curious about movies I always go to see if Dan has a review up. My number one source of movie reviews

    • @cr-pol
      @cr-pol Рік тому

      gotta be honest, Dan is my #2 source for reviews.

  • @johnnylaw150
    @johnnylaw150 Рік тому +3

    Another golden intro Dan! Well done

  • @queen322
    @queen322 Рік тому

    I came to watch this after watching the Pitch meeting (Ryan George UA-cam channel - a must watch) video. And both videos did not disappoint!

  • @JohnMcVay1
    @JohnMcVay1 Рік тому +2

    It is not based on a true story, & they never said it was, Dan. It’s “inspired by true events”, which means true events inspired the filmakers to make this fake thing. 💯

  • @janethomola1481
    @janethomola1481 Рік тому

    The movie was a fun ride, it is everything you want in a movie called Cocaine Bear. The 5 Red Band trailers before the movie was the most I have ever seen. Having Bert Kreischer starting off a trailer saying he was the original cocaine bear was hilarious and his trailer for The Machine looks fun.

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 Рік тому +1

    Cool review. Fun ride of a movie then. Very curious to see this asap.

  • @gammakap
    @gammakap Рік тому

    The bear, whilst pawing at Alden, should’ve clawed his face, under lip. Han Solo throwback bear smack

  • @Sugarfreeredbull
    @Sugarfreeredbull Рік тому +2

    Lower your already low expectations for this movie go in with some friends and man this movie was actually pretty fun to watch

  • @kevintrjohnson
    @kevintrjohnson Рік тому +2

    Let's face it, they should have combined this with Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and had Pooh ingest cocaine. That's a trip I would want to see.

  • @terrybradford3727
    @terrybradford3727 Рік тому +2

    Love the puns with the reviews. I can picture Roth back in the day ready to bust a gut from what you would say, lol.

  • @gallowglass2630
    @gallowglass2630 Рік тому

    I am irish and the only reason i watched it because it was filmed in ireland which is wstrange we haven'y had bears here for about 5000 years and those were brown bears not black.Of course since cgi was used it doesn't matter

  • @obara7366
    @obara7366 Рік тому +1

    You always upload at the right time! I just got out of my screen8ng for this film and am on the bus home.
    I personally thought that yhe movie was fun, but that the 3rd act and climax dropped the ball on the promise of its premise, and failed to exceed and culminate all the whackiness preceeding in the first 2 acts.
    The ambulance scene was the best scene. Was so excited to see one of my favourite short form comedy influences in the film.
    All in all, it was a fun time.

  • @allisonmarteney
    @allisonmarteney Рік тому +1

    Dude, you have the punniest intros! 😂❤ 1:03

  • @studio500
    @studio500 Рік тому +1

    I didn't like this one. It should have been a straight forward comedy but Banks just doesn't have the sensibility. Comedies are tough, not everyone can pull it off.

  • @Malefkovits
    @Malefkovits Рік тому +1

    So just to confirm is this movie a sequel to the Paddington franchise?

  • @noaholson9047
    @noaholson9047 Рік тому +1

    It’s weird how people get petty about movies it’s a bear doing drugs I’m not expecting award-winning performances here

  • @teruphoto
    @teruphoto Рік тому +4

    I have no intention of watching this movie but have all the anticipation of watching Dan's review of it.

  • @laurenstobb1867
    @laurenstobb1867 Рік тому +1

    My dad even wants to go see Cocaine Bear and he never goes to the movies!

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH Рік тому +1

    In all fairness it does say "Inspired by true events" which is considerably more accurate.

  • @motherplayer
    @motherplayer Рік тому

    Interesting how we see these and wonder where it's going to go on the specturm between "The Room" level cult classic or "Escape from New York" level in terms of how both concepts handle their sillier aspects, Room being unintentional and Escape managing to rangle some intrigue out of it's silliness.

  • @SpongeyTheEditor
    @SpongeyTheEditor Рік тому +2

    So this movie is about a dog that is gone. ..Wait...

  • @bluonblu8555
    @bluonblu8555 Рік тому

    I liked it. Maybe not cult classic material but it echoes the campy goodness of the 80s it's set in.

  • @cnksilva
    @cnksilva Рік тому

    Daredevil and Spiderman... they already met in the movie... Matt was his lawyer... why can't they meet again?

  • @benjee7164
    @benjee7164 Рік тому +1

    I was a little disappointed with cocaine bear actually. I think I set my expectations too high but I believe that the movie took itself too seriously. I wanted them to lean into the absurdism and comedy aspects a little harder.

  • @Ailieorz
    @Ailieorz Рік тому

    I really, really hope someone is working on an Aussie sequel... Cocaine Dropbear

  • @jaukowarrant
    @jaukowarrant Рік тому +1

    3:28 Damn it, Dan! Stop being you so damn funny! My wife is getting concerned… as she should be

  • @Archangel0582
    @Archangel0582 Рік тому

    This movie surprised me. You have to expect what your in-store for. It's like Violent Night in that respect.
    It was very funny and so violent. It does deliver but the last 15 minutes get a little boring. Still funny.

  • @waverly2468
    @waverly2468 Рік тому

    Sounds like it was aiming for the comedy of "Piranha 3DD" with David Hasselhoff.

  • @moviegumshoes
    @moviegumshoes Рік тому

    Much better review than mine of this movie! Great job!

  • @ajhieb
    @ajhieb Рік тому

    Don't get me wrong, I _love_ the idea of a movie about a bear that tried some cocaine and wants more cocaine. I'd probably watch all 5 straight to video sequels.
    But I feel like this is really doing the source material a disservice. (Worth noting, I'm from Lexington, KY nickname: "Heart of the Bluegrass") The book this is based on, "The Bluegrass Conspiracy" is a pretty good crime thriller... based on a true story, and it's worth getting the big-screen treatment. (Also worth noting, Season 4 of the TV Series "Justified" was also loosely based on the same book, but did not feature any bears, intoxicated or otherwise)

  • @AlMoSiCe210
    @AlMoSiCe210 Рік тому

    I just got out of seeing Cocaine Bear & it was fine. I was perfectly whelmed

  • @BoredLittleLady
    @BoredLittleLady Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the recommendation! I just saw it, and it was hilarious. 😂 I got what I signed up for. 👍

  • @themorrislessgroup
    @themorrislessgroup Рік тому +2

    Appreciate the punny start

  • @michaelantonyaustin
    @michaelantonyaustin Рік тому +1

    I’m definitely going to watch this (although in Germany we have to wait until 13.04 !)
    But I measure all of these kinds of recent movies against Tucker & Dale Vs Evil (2010) and The Cabin In The Woods (2011) - these are my ‘gold standard’ for perfectly blending comedy and horror. Fingers crossed 🤞🤞

    • @michaeladolph7134
      @michaeladolph7134 Рік тому

      13.4. erst? Aaaarhhhh zu lange noch

    • @michaelantonyaustin
      @michaelantonyaustin Рік тому +1

      @@michaeladolph7134 Doof, oder? 🤷‍♂️

    • @desertsuede4
      @desertsuede4 Рік тому +1

      Oh those are awesome and amazing. Cocaine Bear is nowhere close. It's more like a terrible version of Home Alone

    • @michaelantonyaustin
      @michaelantonyaustin Рік тому

      @@desertsuede4 Interesting… 🤔 is that a good or a bad thing? 😅

  • @ArgoVaughn
    @ArgoVaughn Рік тому

    I just want another Lake Placid. I am hoping this scratches that inch.

  • @Suzanne_sf
    @Suzanne_sf Рік тому

    I don't want to watch a movie where, in real life, the bear died because of human greed.
    The ambulance driver looks familiar, but I can't find her name, or I don't know what to look for in the credits.

  • @CountOrlok22
    @CountOrlok22 Рік тому

    "Cocaine Bear", snorting with laughter. Things like this are why I love your channel.

  • @CJKhaos
    @CJKhaos Рік тому

    Just got out from watching Cocaine Bear. I loved. The audience I was with was laughing and gasping throughout. Solid time

  • @timderuijter
    @timderuijter Рік тому +1

    What is this movie?

  • @theDrWOO
    @theDrWOO Рік тому +2

    I love this movie, trust me all of you will love it

  • @Mr.Monk2G
    @Mr.Monk2G Рік тому

    Scott Seiss is in this?! And he doesn't play a disgruntled retail worker?

  •  Рік тому

    5:58 same thing happened to me for Crank 2: High Voltage. I mean c'mon that's even a sequel to an already ludricrous movie

  • @GregHuffman1987
    @GregHuffman1987 Рік тому

    It referenced knoxville so that's something

  • @Otokichi786
    @Otokichi786 Рік тому

    Here's to "Pablo Eskobear," who "bit the dust" and didn't kill ANYONE!
    All hail the next "Sharknado" franchise, which will get worse and worse over time.
    Next up: "Meth Bear," followed by "Ecstasy Bear," finally "LSD Bear." (I'll be in my bunk on "Serenity" out on the rim.

  • @dr.eldontyrell-rosen926
    @dr.eldontyrell-rosen926 Рік тому

    Doing lines before I head over to the multiplex

  • @charvolth
    @charvolth Рік тому

    Well, I can lower my expectations now. This year has a lot of 'good' but 'not great' films for me (Puss-n-Boots doesn't count since it was out in 2022 but I did not see till this year). I was hoping this would be the first great movie for this year. Lowered expectations might have me enjoy it more at least.

  • @thatonemoodyguy
    @thatonemoodyguy Рік тому

    Omg Dan you look like your in your 20s! Awesome review btw!

  • @quillheart877
    @quillheart877 Рік тому +1

    I know a lot of people think the premise for this movie is hilarious, but honestly I just feel horrible for the real-life bear who died :( The movie seems kind of disrespectful to his memory

  • @hossamselim1360
    @hossamselim1360 Рік тому +1

    Had a blast watching it tbh..

  • @livingdeadgirl8074
    @livingdeadgirl8074 Рік тому

    I couldn't wait for it. The whole cabin scene was great. The rest was meh.

  • @FlagCutie
    @FlagCutie Рік тому

    Insert my usual "I haven't seen the movie, but I'm leaving my comment and like to help with the algorithm."

  • @perfectfyre
    @perfectfyre Рік тому

    SNORTING WITH LAUGHTER!

  • @alwaysardent1125
    @alwaysardent1125 Рік тому

    As me and my Stubs pass crew like to say:
    Not even free

  • @matthewcincotta62
    @matthewcincotta62 Рік тому

    Liked for the puns alone lol

  • @moviemalice610
    @moviemalice610 Рік тому

    Great review. Totally agree

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 Рік тому

    I just got back from watching this... I actually enjoyed this more than Quantumania.

  • @SwiftheartRainbow
    @SwiftheartRainbow Рік тому

    *Esteemed Character Actress Margo Martindale
    FTFY

  • @sucio721
    @sucio721 Рік тому

    I bet it was magnus who was taking that eesh lol

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Рік тому

    Thanks for the review, Dan. Was worried this movie would be kind of.... *_polarizing._*

    • @eddieoreilly9391
      @eddieoreilly9391 Рік тому

      I don’t usually panda to black humour but that was a truly grisly pun. How much can a koala bear?

  • @RahulUkr
    @RahulUkr Рік тому +2

    The lighting in this video is sooo good! Much better than the studio recordings.