Not the best Method though. She might find out and when you give her the real Thing, she might think it's another Sausage and that's problematic with those Teeth😂
@@SpecterNeverSpectator I mean, i doubt there's a person alive that never bit their tongue... Compromise on a tongue piercing that would be tied to a collar to keep it out and you good
Hesitation is weakness, fast aproach is recklesness, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. So i bet all on it, 50/50 all the way brothers i see you in valhalla
The additional holes would be too low for prospective passerbys; what she needs is a step ladder so she can present her other holes to the one already available.
My Brain short circuited reading that not because of grammar but over the thought processes. DND 5e illusions become transparent once you realize it's an illusion in game, so to believe it was an illusion wouldn't work theoretically. The situation basically works in reverse but I don't see how from the other way around and now I want to know more.
@@governedmoth1749 The party was doing a set of trials for the god of trickery and chaos, and one of them was to go on a date with a beautiful goblin and satisfy her, which my barbarian and myself thought was a realistic illusion that the god created. So by the end of that whole fiasco, he was confused why the party was weirded out until the god mentioned that the goblin was real, which the realisation finally set in Was a pretty funny situation. And on the whole illusion rules, I was still pretty new to the rules and didn't understand how magic in general worked. That and I was playing Pathfinder, which I'm sure doesn't change the rules on illusion magic lol
Breaking news! Man died in a bathroom. cuz of death is unknown, but we wont some clues, like victim skin become pale and there is a strange hole right beside him. We are fully investigating this mythical death of this man.
bro If she even closes her mouth I think I'm getting cut like pepperoni on a Pizza, Good thing I have this conveniently placed pocket sausage Just so I can test her mouth strength.
Madam I know our donuts are great and all but I have informed u to stop making holes in our walls. The boss even has your picture and has threatened to put u on a ban list
Goblin girl just wanting some attention. She hasn't been the same since she got stuck in the walls of your house
This is why you keep a pocket sausage. It makes a great snack on journeys and if theres ever a hole your a lil to curious about. It is a good tester.
Not the best Method though. She might find out and when you give her the real Thing, she might think it's another Sausage and that's problematic with those Teeth😂
Guy: alright fine(gives her some fries)
Goblin girl:.....salty
Definitely a high risk, high reward scenario. I think I'd carry a sausage with me, just so I could test it.
Great strategy
Well, i mean her tongue is still in tact, can't be THAT bad
@@mkzhero she says she wants a taste, what if she also wants a bite, you dont bite your own tongue do you? but you can easily bite through carrots
@@SpecterNeverSpectator I mean, i doubt there's a person alive that never bit their tongue... Compromise on a tongue piercing that would be tied to a collar to keep it out and you good
@@mkzheroare you blind she's got the teeth of a tiger
There's a reason I'm hobblin. Worth it.
Monster fucker permit acquired
Hobblin from the goblin
You hobblin she gobblin
this is a high risk, high reward situation, and im scaroused
All in no doubt, for red obv
Hesitation is weakness, fast aproach is recklesness, overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
So i bet all on it, 50/50 all the way brothers i see you in valhalla
To quote a certain meme I’ve been seeing since last year.
(Inhales)
*WOULD!!!!*
Since 2 days ago you mean?
@@millermichael Months ago, it’s been everywhere.
*slowly pushes a subway sandwich through the hole*
"Hey THIS ISN'T MY SANDWICH"!!! -Peter Griffin in the other stall
Bad design. How will she show her other "holes" to customers when she's so short stacked?
6/10 needs more holes
There is no hole where I can pet her
The additional holes would be too low for prospective passerbys; what she needs is a step ladder so she can present her other holes to the one already available.
If you drag your attention away from the sandaled feet, there's a picture of a goblin girl taped to the wall.
What feet? I'm too busy staring at those teeth
If this was DND, my barbarian would have been all over her since he actually smashed a goblin (granted he thought she was an illusion)
My Brain short circuited reading that not because of grammar but over the thought processes.
DND 5e illusions become transparent once you realize it's an illusion in game, so to believe it was an illusion wouldn't work theoretically. The situation basically works in reverse but I don't see how from the other way around and now I want to know more.
@@governedmoth1749 The party was doing a set of trials for the god of trickery and chaos, and one of them was to go on a date with a beautiful goblin and satisfy her, which my barbarian and myself thought was a realistic illusion that the god created. So by the end of that whole fiasco, he was confused why the party was weirded out until the god mentioned that the goblin was real, which the realisation finally set in
Was a pretty funny situation. And on the whole illusion rules, I was still pretty new to the rules and didn't understand how magic in general worked. That and I was playing Pathfinder, which I'm sure doesn't change the rules on illusion magic lol
Pfff you call that a challenge?
*famous last words*
Would. Short people deserve love too
That hole is a bit too big
Ma'am i just wanna eat my grilled cheese in peace
In a bathroom?
If you have to think about it; you’ve already lost.
No fear brothers!!
RETURN THE SSLAAAAAAAB OR SUFFER HER CURSE
I'm risking it for the biscuit
I’m fuckin scared
For the last time I’m not sharing my toilet icecream!!!
I EAT IT WHEN IM SAD!!!!!!
Sure. What'd I got to lose?
I've seen this in Family Guy! Now he gives her a bocadillo.
Teeth + Heavy breathing + enthusiasm = regret
id say yes due to her being a short stack
Don't care. I'm in. Let's do it.
She will chomp it off…
Regular teeth can also chomp it off just fine
Wow
That chica I just know it is
Call Kirishima from MHA
Worth.
I would not hesitate
goblin gf when?
too many pointy things
💚🤍💞💗💞🤍💚
Game is game...
Worth the risk
I know I shouldn't put myself in there....BUT !!!!!!!!
Well SOMETHING is happening to my junk today. I pray it’s something good
I’d risk it…
Would.
However
Would
Me "casually puts Carolina reaper in mouth"
Breaking news! Man died in a bathroom. cuz of death is unknown, but we wont some clues, like victim skin become pale and there is a strange hole right beside him. We are fully investigating this mythical death of this man.
I've heard of booby traps but I thing this is trying to trap a different body part
I give her a sausage (actual food) cause she seems hungry either that or a foot long sandwich 🥪
I really shouldn’t…. HOWever.
bro If she even closes her mouth I think I'm getting cut like pepperoni on a Pizza, Good thing I have this conveniently placed pocket sausage Just so I can test her mouth strength.
The sharp Teeth frighten me. When I look at the Picture next to the Hole, it's worth the Risk though🙃
*im the of the fath- YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S DO IT*
Madam I know our donuts are great and all but I have informed u to stop making holes in our walls. The boss even has your picture and has threatened to put u on a ban list
Fine you can have the damn ice cream just please fix the wall.
Wow those teeth are really sharp I really shouldn't put it in there...but
Not worth it . Imma just gonna call the goblin slayer
That is just down right terrifying 😨
She should stay away from anyone within a meter radius.
I'll do it!
I'll try it, remember me guys
Same
Omg.. 😂🤣
hilarious!
My be the besymt one i've had all my life... or the last
Bruh... I’d take my chances!
*puts a normal cucumber* she will snap it
I know what I got to do but I don't have to strength to do or door to get in there.
I needed 12 stitches after but it was worth it
I say calm down. She a little too excited.
give her a hot dog soo next guy gonna lose his glizzy
High risk high gain, Just like we like it
-Lester
IMMA NEED SOME OTHER LIND OF PROTECTION BECAUSE ID DO IT
I shouldn't stick it in there however
What the... She did not eat breakfast for sure...
You´ll end up like a empty shriveled Capri Sun, but you will be a happy one if you take the offer
I really shouldn't... however...
"Fuck it, we ball"
0.001 Seconds Later...
"AHMBAHTUHKAAAA-"
Is it going to be worth it or really not worth it?
No, get your own dinosaur nuggets.
. . . . . I’d think about it😅
No. Stay away from my Mac n Cheese
too much fangs. too worried...
Why are u in my closet ma'am
I wouldn't hesitate.
My mind says no but my body
.....
What the hell did I just watch?
Nah too risky.
The dude enjoying his corn dog in the stall🥲 “I just want to eat in peace.”
man let bro shit in peace
Is there the ending somewhere
I hurt myself today
First time huh
No not with those teeths!! 😦
Gonna do it.
Exploding
Fool me once, shame on you…
...😐
Would.😎
Sound like a nerd
you know im mind goblin
Ok just a Taste😈😈😈😈😈😈
...ok
Yeah
No. Get your own food.