Why Did the USSR Ask to Join NATO? (Short Animated Documentary)

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  • @TheLadida42
    @TheLadida42 3 роки тому +16928

    NATO: "USSR can't join, because its a dictatorship"
    Portugal: *unsuspicious whistling*
    edit: could y'all please stop replying with "and Spain", it's been 3 years, 50 other people said it and it's still wrong, Spain didn't join NATO until after Francos death.

    • @trevorwilson6683
      @trevorwilson6683 3 роки тому +847

      Yes but, Portugal could be controlled see?

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 роки тому +265

      @Ninja Crackpot we like you, but that does not mean we want to get steamrolled for you.
      We learned our lesson with Nappy, and this time going to Brazil is not an option.

    • @thekraken1173
      @thekraken1173 3 роки тому +304

      Spain 👀

    • @YourLocalMairaaboo
      @YourLocalMairaaboo 3 роки тому +249

      @John Williamson it was a dictatorship, and you know it!

    • @Locked101
      @Locked101 3 роки тому +517

      @John Williamson Please don't fail art school.

  • @mso2013
    @mso2013 3 роки тому +15321

    I really wish NATO said yes just for the awkward silence followed by a “who do we fight now?”

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 3 роки тому +1684

      Would of been the Chinese because of the Sino Soviet split

    • @mso2013
      @mso2013 3 роки тому +898

      @@citizenfoffie7605 and when they join what then!? i want to use my tanks dammit!

    • @citizenfoffie7605
      @citizenfoffie7605 3 роки тому +360

      @@mso2013 fucking some country in Africa

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +702

      @@citizenfoffie7605 haven’t the French assassinated about 22 elected African PMs? Nothing has stopped their imperialism even when they’re not even a world power anymore lol

    • @Marshal_Longarm
      @Marshal_Longarm 3 роки тому +106

      @@citizenfoffie7605 it wouldn't last long, because China became o worthy opponent to USSR because of economical support of the West (and still is).

  • @officerfriendly1230
    @officerfriendly1230 3 роки тому +9635

    *99% chance they will reject us*
    I love this channel.

    • @abdirahmanmusse8738
      @abdirahmanmusse8738 3 роки тому +33

      Whaaaaat? 0:55 good luck telling me that

    • @abdirahmanmusse8738
      @abdirahmanmusse8738 3 роки тому +30

      This channel is great 👍

    • @LudicrousTorpedo
      @LudicrousTorpedo 3 роки тому +36

      I agree mate, it's way more simple than learning something from school.

    • @CSDragon
      @CSDragon 3 роки тому +57

      TBH it woulda been way more interesting if NATO called their bluff and said "sure, you can join"

    • @toPunish
      @toPunish 3 роки тому +14

      *Hoi4 vibes*

  • @akai4942
    @akai4942 2 роки тому +5720

    "can i join nato?"
    "No dictatoriships allowed"
    "But portugal is in nato!"
    "No dictatorshiPSSSSSS only one is allowed"

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 роки тому

      "So You Prefer To Have A Useless State In Iberia Rather Than The Full Might Of The USSR By Your Side?"
      "Yes"
      "You Also Get Red Army To Keep Peace"
      "Wait We Get To Use The Red Army?"
      "Yes"
      "You Mean That Insane Massive Conglomerate Of A Military That You Have Togheter With All The Veterans...
      *AS PEACEKEEPERS?"*
      "Yes"
      "Ok You Can Join"
      And Thus World Peace Was Achieved Because Anyone That Said No To Nato Got The Full Might Of The US Military And The Red Army At Their Doorstep.

    • @basedperson1533
      @basedperson1533 2 роки тому +333

      NATO logic

    • @huyckhl6074
      @huyckhl6074 2 роки тому +62

      @@basedperson1533 well then NATO finally can serve it purpose after all

    • @Nickel_Eye
      @Nickel_Eye 2 роки тому +204

      Portugal has been an ally of the UK for centuries and Portugal didn’t go waging wars in Europe and trying to spread some stupid ideology. seems very straight forward to me that they got a membership while the Soviet empire did not.

    • @dannyredbridge1372
      @dannyredbridge1372 2 роки тому +27

      @@Nickel_Eye no it didn’t?

  • @jabber1990
    @jabber1990 3 роки тому +16518

    "we're not an anti-soviet club"
    "so can we join"
    "fuck no"

    • @SoapinTrucker
      @SoapinTrucker 3 роки тому +181

      LOL 😂🏆

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 3 роки тому +308

      They're an anti communist club. There is a difference.

    • @fntatn
      @fntatn 3 роки тому +610

      @@Novusod Not a big difference ngl

    • @MenRot
      @MenRot 3 роки тому +806

      @@Novusod Russian Federation was refused membership, even after break up of USSR

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 роки тому +1170

      @@Novusod NATO is the anti-Russian club, no matter communist or not. Though, Russia is just a bogeyman and an excuse for NATO existence, the real purpose of the "club" is US neo-imperialistic dominance over Europe.

  • @number1kenyan
    @number1kenyan 3 роки тому +6870

    1:00 ''And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenin's footsteps and died'' this is one of the best jokes History Matters has made lmfao.

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 3 роки тому +175

      Yeah, I think Lenin took credit for someone else’s idea - either way, it’s a _really_ popular trend!

    • @marshmellow6152
      @marshmellow6152 3 роки тому +58

      I spat out my drink then came to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated this as much as i did 😂

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan 3 роки тому +42

      @@patchworkfellow it’s such a popular trend that everyone does it eventually!

    • @number1kenyan
      @number1kenyan 3 роки тому +4

      @@marshmellow6152 ikr

    • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
      @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @ahmedmuawia2447
    @ahmedmuawia2447 3 роки тому +4648

    "your collective mothers"
    The humor of this channel is unmatched.

  • @mikerivera373
    @mikerivera373 2 роки тому +1003

    In an alternate universe
    USSR: hey, can we join NATO?
    NATO: okay sure. So now what?
    USSR: I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far

    • @jackhardy3905
      @jackhardy3905 Рік тому +84

      Alternate universe USA asks to join warsaw pact

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k Рік тому +13

      @@jackhardy3905alternate universe the brits win

    • @vincesuderio4219
      @vincesuderio4219 Рік тому

      @@chri-k In alternate universe nazi won they make the USSR slave and the allies

    • @user-gp5yz5yz4x
      @user-gp5yz5yz4x Рік тому +8

      the good ending

    • @arizona1287
      @arizona1287 Рік тому +1

      Rule Britania @@chri-k

  • @19MAD95
    @19MAD95 3 роки тому +4342

    The real life version of “ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn 3 роки тому +283

      Your chances of joining NATO are slim.
      But never zero.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 роки тому +89

      As an XCOM player I can say that you miss 100% of the shots you take as well

    • @tommson6679
      @tommson6679 3 роки тому +30

      @@steelbear2063 Except the ones with 3% chance of hitting. Which means it is somewhat surprising that Soviet Union did not end up in Nato.

    • @MrCooper83
      @MrCooper83 3 роки тому +3

      Michael Scott

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 3 роки тому +3

      Kiiiinda. It was also largely a diplomatic move to get the goodboy points needed to start the Warsaw Pact, which I'm pretty sure was what they wanted really.

  • @Mrhomeless78
    @Mrhomeless78 3 роки тому +5765

    I like how Churchil is the only one who isn't drunk. The man could hold his whisky

  • @JamesR1986
    @JamesR1986 3 роки тому +1285

    I love how the video frames it as "Well maybe they would alll be drunk or something and say yes" and then it turns out CHURCHILL was the one pushing to yes

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 3 роки тому +67

      Churchill is the Yeltsin of the U.K.

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 3 роки тому +16

      Churchill was a mumbling drunk slob.

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 3 роки тому +129

      @@oilersridersbluejays You mean the guy that stood resolute against the Nazis practically alone and had a quick wit?

    • @everybeat3664
      @everybeat3664 3 роки тому +37

      @@troysdownfall6547 yea he only had the biggest empire ever

    • @troysdownfall6547
      @troysdownfall6547 3 роки тому +27

      @@everybeat3664 with a weak military, lesser technology, and most of that empire was in some sort of rebellious state

  • @pedroalexandredillemburg3751
    @pedroalexandredillemburg3751 2 роки тому +803

    USA: creates NATO to oppose the USSR
    USSR: knowing this, asks to Join anyway.
    Chad move

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 Рік тому

      Almost like the USSR helped the Nazis start a world war, funded the Nazi Holocaust for years thereafter, and then turned right around and started the Cold War by getting the north to invade South Korea

    • @YouTubeism.
      @YouTubeism. 10 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 9 місяців тому +5

      “Chad move”

    • @AlexeiZagaiciuc
      @AlexeiZagaiciuc 13 днів тому

      Gigachad USSR.

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 3 роки тому +2391

    There's a universe where the US said yes and instead of the Cuban Missile Crisis, Kennedy and Krueschev were clanking Coca Colas at a summer retreat in Crimea.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 3 роки тому +204

      No it be Pepsi.

    • @zulfiqarmohammed6715
      @zulfiqarmohammed6715 3 роки тому +419

      @@brandonlyon730 the real cold war: coke Vs Pepsi

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 роки тому +76

      @@brandonlyon730 with the Soviet ships ironically sold to them

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +45

      @@kameronjones7139 there’s a video on this channel that explains that deal between pepsi and the USSR never happened lol

    • @brotpros2306
      @brotpros2306 3 роки тому +112

      I get that this is a US-based channel but the Cuban Missile Crisis begun when America put its missiles in Turkey and Greece and Soviets retaliated. And Kruschev was given the promise that if he disarms Cuba, then America would pull out of Turkey and Greece. Obviously Americans never held their word. Anyway my point was imagine a universe where the US doesn't bully and threaten the USSR by putting missiles at their doorstep

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 3 роки тому +6208

    History Matters: "Why did the USSR ask to join NATO?"
    Me: "They did what now?"

    • @fdumbass
      @fdumbass 3 роки тому +135

      didnt russia do the same at some point

    • @danzoom
      @danzoom 3 роки тому +24

      @@Velin_official how can you split russia though? That's a stupid thing, so probably didn't happen.

    • @kurousagi8155
      @kurousagi8155 3 роки тому +160

      @@Velin_official I’m pretty sure that’s not what happened. The Russians didn’t want to join NATO after initial inquiries because they would have been treated as a junior partner to several other NATO nations despite being militarily superior to those nations.
      The irony is that Russia is now in an alliance with China as the junior partner.

    • @derpyderpy6269
      @derpyderpy6269 3 роки тому +5

      @@Velin_official
      "us", "our", "us"
      My apologies, but aren't you german?

    • @cybermaus
      @cybermaus 3 роки тому +10

      @@Velin_official I suspect (but did not check) the condition was not so much to split Russia, but to abandon all attempt to re-unify with the other former Soviet states. Which is what Putin wants, to rejoin the 3 Russia (White, Black and normal)

  • @akronred648
    @akronred648 3 роки тому +7116

    In an alternate universe...
    "Why did the US ask to join the Warsaw Pact?"

    • @moonagaming6068
      @moonagaming6068 3 роки тому +126

      Lmao

    • @ThomasonCG
      @ThomasonCG 3 роки тому +477

      "well really it was a win-win"

    • @alinek2289
      @alinek2289 3 роки тому +751

      @@ThomasonCG if the Warsaw Pact rejected the United States' application, it would be clear that the Warsaw Pact is an anti-capitalist alliance.

    • @voidkat4202
      @voidkat4202 3 роки тому +72

      @@alinek2289 it is really a win win

    • @Locked101
      @Locked101 3 роки тому +171

      @@alinek2289 But if it was accepted the dynamic of the Warsaw Pact would have drastically changed.

  • @gobanito
    @gobanito 2 роки тому +736

    USSR: "Hey fellas can I join?"
    West: "No dictators."
    USSR: "But you let Portugal join."
    West: "I said no dictator(S), we're allowed to have 1."

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 2 роки тому +19

      Classic Simpsons line!😂

    • @NorthernChimp
      @NorthernChimp Рік тому +14

      Spain, Greece, Turkey?

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Рік тому +10

      @@NorthernChimpWhen Spain joined they weren’t a dictator
      When Turkey join they weren’t a dictator
      The coup happened when they were a full nato member
      lol

    • @NorthernChimp
      @NorthernChimp Рік тому +22

      @@irenaveksler1935 You are right, my bad. I had no idea Spain had joined so late. And in Greece and Turkey, the coups happened after, but still, they were US-backed, like in Chile, Indonesia, etc. Both NATO and those regimes were items of the same American ant-Soviet toolset.

    • @irenaveksler1935
      @irenaveksler1935 Рік тому +5

      @@NorthernChimp True.

  • @joshualunsford9054
    @joshualunsford9054 3 роки тому +3588

    "And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenin's footsteps and die"
    The greatest line ever

    • @stefanoviczeljkors
      @stefanoviczeljkors 3 роки тому +44

      I decided to follow their footsteps when I heard that

    • @derekchristenson5711
      @derekchristenson5711 3 роки тому +23

      I just about fell off my couch and had to go back and re-watch that bit twice, ROFL!

    • @niki123489
      @niki123489 2 роки тому +1

      Beria was one of Stalin' killers.

    • @Phutureee
      @Phutureee 2 роки тому

      I literally spit my drink out and had to re-watch it multiple times. hilarious.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 2 роки тому +3

      @@niki123489 Stalin was 74. Old age was Stalin's killer.

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 3 роки тому +3646

    0:32
    Soviet officer: “Okay so we’re looking to weaken the UK however we can, we have a lot of leverage over them with our massive army so what should we plan to do?”
    Other Soviet officer: “Alright, hear me out” **takes Northern Ireland**

    • @romensko2111
      @romensko2111 3 роки тому +84

      LMAO

    • @Memphismastermind
      @Memphismastermind 3 роки тому +143

      You been playing HOI or something?

    • @Uranium_Enjoyer
      @Uranium_Enjoyer 3 роки тому +325

      @@Memphismastermind I can imagine that conversation too:
      “Ay, it’s fine, see I play this game called Hearts Of Iron 4 I know what I’m doing”

    • @reuben8140
      @reuben8140 3 роки тому +48

      Anyone know if this was referencing anything in particular?
      From what I remember the Republic at this time would have been significantly more open to socialism than the North

    • @xernobell7845
      @xernobell7845 3 роки тому +46

      @@Memphismastermind just keep watching u will notice northern ireland turn pink , he is not making an hoi4 ref

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin 3 роки тому +5108

    The Soviets genuinely tried to pull a Zuko walking up to the Avatar’s gang and asking to join them.

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 3 роки тому +603

      "Hello Molotov here"

    • @kuttex123x4
      @kuttex123x4 3 роки тому +130

      Charles Goodyear guess that's also something a finnish person would say in the winter war when he sees a russian tank

    • @AgiHammerthief
      @AgiHammerthief 3 роки тому +128

      actually Zuko pulled a Molotov, several times

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 3 роки тому +12

      Also sounds like something a squeaker would say in a game.

    • @Tindog42656
      @Tindog42656 3 роки тому +87

      @@AgiHammerthief I mean a fire bender and someone throwing a molotov is not to different.

  • @yayeeters4919
    @yayeeters4919 2 роки тому +66

    1:11 the painting 😂

  • @danielbrannan5396
    @danielbrannan5396 3 роки тому +6262

    USSR: "Hey, can we join NATO?"
    European leaders after a night out drinking: "Yes, welcome!"
    USSR: "Wow that actually worked?"

    • @92HazelMocha
      @92HazelMocha 3 роки тому +558

      And we’ve had world peace ever since.

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 3 роки тому +378

      World peace achieved

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 3 роки тому +13

      @Oritra Kar No because then the Hitlers of the world can do what ever they want :O

    • @Dreagostini
      @Dreagostini 3 роки тому +217

      @@PrivateMcPrivate They can't attack neighbouring countries inside the same defence pact, because that would violate.. literally everything.

    • @emmachand6002
      @emmachand6002 3 роки тому +12

      English left the chat

  • @reevanamin5865
    @reevanamin5865 3 роки тому +1435

    History matters fans: James bisonnette this, James bisonnette that
    Kelly moneymaker and the others: are we a joke to you?

    • @poankiyu7664
      @poankiyu7664 3 роки тому +71

      Yeah Spinning 3 Plates and Izzy? too

    • @stonedcaterpillar3342
      @stonedcaterpillar3342 3 роки тому +11

      Izzy? Was my favourite

    • @LudicrousTorpedo
      @LudicrousTorpedo 3 роки тому +58

      When I hear Kelly Money Maker, it almost sounds like someone is funding money on both sides.

    • @reevanamin5865
      @reevanamin5865 3 роки тому +15

      @@LudicrousTorpedo ooo cia agent spotted

    • @BossVolt
      @BossVolt 3 роки тому +30

      Nice to be appreciated 😊👍

  • @thebronzedragon1
    @thebronzedragon1 3 роки тому +1888

    So what youre saying is, The Warsaw Pact was the Soviet Union saying 'Fine ! Ill make my own Alliance, with Blackjack and Hookers!"

    • @matthewgigs3456
      @matthewgigs3456 3 роки тому +142

      "You know what?! Forget the alliance!"

    • @yuvrajsingh743
      @yuvrajsingh743 3 роки тому +121

      "fine I will do it myself"

    • @miguelrodriguezcimino1674
      @miguelrodriguezcimino1674 3 роки тому +13

      Damn, I was one hour too late for posting that comment myself

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 3 роки тому +79

      NATO : Sorry no Germanys.
      USSR : But you have West Germany!
      NATO : We're the no Germany-s club. We're allowed to have one.

    • @jueljohnson41
      @jueljohnson41 3 роки тому +3

      Well that's pretty much what happened

  • @funnySIMON99
    @funnySIMON99 2 роки тому +20

    Little detail that I love : In 0:15 you can see a portrait of the King Leopold I of Belgium in the background, as the NATO headquarters are in Belgium it makes perfect sense

    • @P-qi6qx
      @P-qi6qx 3 місяці тому

      Elaborate

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 3 місяці тому

      @@P-qi6qx Well, what do you want more ? NATO HQ are in Brussels, Belgium

    • @P-qi6qx
      @P-qi6qx 3 місяці тому

      @@funnySIMON99 makes no sense

    • @funnySIMON99
      @funnySIMON99 3 місяці тому

      @@P-qi6qx Lmao why ? It's a fact, the HQ is in Belgium

  • @JaydentheMathGuy
    @JaydentheMathGuy 3 роки тому +3963

    Boys: ur mom
    Men: your mom
    Intellectuals: Your collective mothers

    • @justincronkright5025
      @justincronkright5025 3 роки тому +56

      More levels in select qualified countries:
      Young Boys: Ur Mummy
      Boys: Your Mummy
      Teens: Ur Ma
      Adults: Your Ma
      Intellectuals: One's Mother/Mama

    • @BCrane-ej4iq
      @BCrane-ej4iq 3 роки тому +18

      Scots: yer ma'

    • @rockking2616
      @rockking2616 3 роки тому

      timestamp?

    • @dragonrykr
      @dragonrykr 3 роки тому +2

      I love ur mom

    • @ajw20
      @ajw20 3 роки тому +2

      @@rockking2616 0:26

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 роки тому +4845

    Soviet Union: *I'm playing both sides so I'm always on the Top*

    • @joeman1437
      @joeman1437 3 роки тому +53

      Is that you Palpatine?

    • @sammuelmccall56789
      @sammuelmccall56789 3 роки тому +45

      Every politician ever.

    • @kingofkings1121
      @kingofkings1121 3 роки тому +5

      My cousin when we play dodgeball
      My cousin. Im playing both side so i always come on top

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 3 роки тому +5

      "I see this as an absolute win"

    • @tyronwsison
      @tyronwsison 3 роки тому +5

      They almost do the Italian move

  • @northland7885
    @northland7885 3 роки тому +962

    ''You collective mothers'' will be the new insult i will use in daily life.

    • @FlagAnthem
      @FlagAnthem 3 роки тому +10

      I prefer "your 1000 fathers"

    • @emmachand6002
      @emmachand6002 3 роки тому +4

      English has left the chat

    • @josephstalin133
      @josephstalin133 3 роки тому

      @@FlagAnthem that doesn't seem good Enough

    • @mitchelrowe6915
      @mitchelrowe6915 3 роки тому

      Jesus leave the guy alone.. Ahah

    • @igor_pavlovich
      @igor_pavlovich 3 роки тому +1

      no you wont, because you too scared of retaliation

  • @shuvari7707
    @shuvari7707 2 роки тому +655

    NATO has always been an anti-Soviet/anti-Russian alliance. The USSR asking to join and being denied just proved that to everyone else.

    • @EmeraldGamerOriginal
      @EmeraldGamerOriginal 2 роки тому +10

      Ye but NATO have refused Ukraine

    • @Adrianrafael04
      @Adrianrafael04 2 роки тому +3

      not at all, the soviets just asked to join for their own benefit knowing they'll get rejected. Stop simping for these mass murdering dictators

    • @marcogiordano1207
      @marcogiordano1207 2 роки тому +45

      @@EmeraldGamerOriginal Whats your point?

    • @salahabdalla368
      @salahabdalla368 2 роки тому

      Everyone does shit for there own benefits that's not new, NATO sacrificed Ukraine for there benefits what's your point?

    • @Adrianrafael04
      @Adrianrafael04 2 роки тому +59

      @@salahabdalla368 you're so lost 😂 Nobody sacrificed Ukraine. The Nato just can't intervene directly without causing another world war.....

  • @ambientfish1369
    @ambientfish1369 2 роки тому +1433

    Ironically the Russian Federation came pretty close to joining NATO in a period of co-operation between 1998-2001. They had observers at high level NATO standardisation committees as a Partnership for Peace nation along with 33 other non NATO countries including Brazil, Chile, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Saudi Arabia, Finland and all the nations that subsequently became NATO members from eastern europe who were former Warsaw Pact nations. I personally witnessed a Senior UK MoD civil servant being presented with the Russian Federation's peace medal by the Russian Defence Minister. We came that close to uniting the whole of europe and the US with Russia.

    • @sombraarthur
      @sombraarthur 2 роки тому +306

      And then what happened? The US.

    • @countessmargoth469
      @countessmargoth469 2 роки тому +38

      @@sombraarthur Pretty much. The goal of NATO to members is for national defence. The US however uses NATO as a tool ensure their top spot as a global hegemon. Russia and China are serious contenders for creating a multipolar world. USA policy since the intentional dissolution of the Soviet Union has been keep Russia contained. I am against the current invasion of Ukraine, but before it started the Russians had a reasonable demand, stop expanding NATO east. To them they correctly recognise it as a threat which will put nuclear weapons on their doorstep. Personally I think the whole situation would be a lot better if NATO was disbanded and replaced with an EU alliance with no USA. I doubt the Russians would feel threatened by this. They may even want to join.

    • @differentsoul21
      @differentsoul21 2 роки тому +175

      @@countessmargoth469 Russia applied for membership and was rejected

    • @Mewzyc
      @Mewzyc 2 роки тому +52

      @@differentsoul21 because reasons?

    • @differentsoul21
      @differentsoul21 2 роки тому +41

      @@Mewzyc ask yourself.

  • @nicolajrath1570
    @nicolajrath1570 3 роки тому +430

    "History Matters: Answering the questions you didn't know you had"

  • @aldiswann
    @aldiswann 3 роки тому +4409

    West: Let's make an organisation to fight the communism
    USSR: Can i join?
    West: *bruh*

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 3 роки тому +148

      @Caesar Sanchez there is nothing based about nato or the west.

    • @How23497
      @How23497 3 роки тому +159

      @@mojewjewjew4420 are you blind?

    • @blackgold754
      @blackgold754 3 роки тому +60

      @@mojewjewjew4420 agreed.

    • @The.bigger.dolphins
      @The.bigger.dolphins 3 роки тому +4

      That doesn’t make sense

    • @JoeTheBroken
      @JoeTheBroken 3 роки тому +70

      @@mojewjewjew4420 NATO = extremely based

  • @HeilAmarth
    @HeilAmarth 2 роки тому +54

    The USSR actually requested to join NATO during the Berlin Conference of January-February 1954. The request to join NATO was bluntly rejected by the UK, US, and French governments.
    British General Hastings Ismay, the first Secretary General of NATO, went as far as to say that "the Soviet request to join NATO is like an unrepentant burglar requesting to join the police force".

    • @draker769
      @draker769 2 роки тому

      and who makes british the cop if they stole the most from the world at the time

    • @user-pf3kv4bv5s
      @user-pf3kv4bv5s 10 місяців тому +7

      Although Stalin died and Khrushchev was clearly pro-West, it’s strange why they didn’t understand this

    • @Jack-he8jv
      @Jack-he8jv 4 місяці тому

      the irony

    • @zersky495
      @zersky495 Місяць тому +2

      @@user-pf3kv4bv5sThe entire point was to point out that NATO’s existence was an anti-Soviet one and not a defensive alliance. Stalin fully expected to be rejected, just to prove a point. The whole “no authoritarian dictatorships” bs falls apart when Authoritarian Portugal was allowed in

  • @utilitymonster8267
    @utilitymonster8267 3 роки тому +2731

    It’s honestly scary that this piece of history is totally ignored in the school books. At least it was in my books.

    • @TheUnkow
      @TheUnkow 3 роки тому +149

      I believed the first time someone in Russia asked was Putin when he admitted he asked Clinton.
      Had no idea this happened before the Warsaw pact was created.
      So dissapointed in our modern history coverage in school and media ... And those are the same people that preach inclusiveness to everyone that uses a wrong word ...

    • @elvirhurem2013
      @elvirhurem2013 3 роки тому +63

      Agree, they thought us Warsaw pact was east and communism answer to NATO... well it was, but completely wrongly portraited to us as a students...

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 3 роки тому +64

      @@elvirhurem2013
      This little tid bit of history doesn't change anything. All it did was show the political posturing for the USSR in how they were able to make a pact of their own. It was always a counter to NATO.

    • @elvirhurem2013
      @elvirhurem2013 3 роки тому +1

      @@SeanUCF agree

    • @utilitymonster8267
      @utilitymonster8267 3 роки тому +98

      @@SeanUCF, doesn’t change anything? It proves the West could prevent the whole cold war. How is this irrelevant?

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 3 роки тому +512

    Could you possibly make a video about what Germans outside of Germany during WW2 thought about Germany and its invasions? (That's a lot of "Germany" but that's the best I could word it)

    • @liverking24
      @liverking24 3 роки тому +23

      You're brilliant!

    • @ishaansharma4325
      @ishaansharma4325 3 роки тому +37

      @@liverking24 This video is sponsored by Brilliant

    • @colton.421
      @colton.421 3 роки тому +69

      Maybe “What did the Germans not living in the Third Reich think of its invasions?” is a better title

    • @pablofmc
      @pablofmc 3 роки тому +5

      brilliant topic. I hope this happens

    • @7graywolf7
      @7graywolf7 3 роки тому +28

      For what it's worth I come from a very Germanic part of Canada and quite a few people went to fight against Germany in both wars. I can't say much about the whole world but German-Canadians didn't seem to be big fans of the 3rd Reich. This is most evidenced by the fact that a lot of the local war memorials are covered in German names.

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 3 роки тому +4529

    NATO: "You can't join NATO, Russia! You're undemocratic, and you're occupying lots of countries that don't want you there!"
    Portugal:

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 3 роки тому +431

      You dont need to be a democracy to be supported by the US, just ask south korea

    • @nicolajrath1570
      @nicolajrath1570 3 роки тому +13

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 3 роки тому +482

      That BS about democracy is just a convenient excuse whenever US have to say NO for less pleasant reasons. For example, they don't want Russia selling gas to Europe because it's "undemocratic" and as the alternative push the pipeline project to Turkmenistan which actually has "democracy" and freedom of speech levels worse than North Korea; and as this is not enough, the pipeline goes through Turkey where Erdogan rules longer than Putin with more authoritarian regime. "Undemocratic" in US-speak means only one thing - "we can't puppet them".

    • @7schlafer886
      @7schlafer886 3 роки тому +62

      its kinda funny because they were colonial powers themselfes lol

    • @spartanlion2819
      @spartanlion2819 3 роки тому +95

      @@cianakril it's called hypocrisy

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 2 роки тому +28

    For anyone wondering what flag is on the wall at 0:57 it is the Red Ensign, specifically Canada's variant which was used as a national flag for much of it's history before settling on the current Maple Leaf rather recently. Several Provincial flags are also variants of the Red Ensign with different configuration of crests on their shields. I only registered what I saw on the second watch through, so thought I should mention it in case anyone else missed it.

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson Рік тому +2

      This has been Sheldon Cooper of "Fun with Flags."

    • @brcyca
      @brcyca Рік тому +2

      I noticed it (me being Canadian), but I did ask myself, why is it here?

    • @kanadisch
      @kanadisch 10 місяців тому

      @@brcycaCanada has a major part of starting the Cold War, because a member of the USSR Embassy in Ottawa told the Canadian Government what he was doing which was sending information and if anybody ever found out he would shot, which never happened.

  • @31ll087
    @31ll087 3 роки тому +724

    Somewhere in an alternate universe: "Why did the USSR decide to join NATO".

    • @Kevineitor199
      @Kevineitor199 3 роки тому +188

      "it all happened after the entire nato organization got drunk after a party and as a joke they accepted the request, thus uniting germany earlier and allowing the ussr some degree of freedom to invest into the population and not the military development
      after this the ussr collapsed into smaller states in 2005 not overnight but in a more slow and organized manner where the population live standard wasnt too diferent to the west"

    • @31ll087
      @31ll087 3 роки тому +116

      @@Kevineitor199 The good ending

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 3 роки тому +58

      @@Kevineitor199 The USSR was projected to be the world’s Number One Economy in 2004.

    • @UAEanimation
      @UAEanimation 3 роки тому +17

      sadly that never happened I wish if I could restore the USSR

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 3 роки тому +28

      @@UAEanimation Okay Putin.

  • @Jadefox32
    @Jadefox32 3 роки тому +1708

    USSR: "Can we join Nato"
    Nato: "sure"
    US Warplanners: "wait what?"

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza 3 роки тому +105

      China: you did what?

    • @Jadefox32
      @Jadefox32 3 роки тому +61

      @@aussiejezza world peace break out lol

    • @我爱您中国
      @我爱您中国 3 роки тому +4

      Hi Greetings from China, nato what?

    • @我爱您中国
      @我爱您中国 3 роки тому +3

      @bang bang Government locking me up? nahhhhh i think you're desperate cause usa locked you in Uyghur usa concentration camp, if u need help please blink your eyes twice

    • @crwansaunt6441
      @crwansaunt6441 2 роки тому +10

      US: Warplanners: *peace was never a option*

  • @sibericusthefrosty9950
    @sibericusthefrosty9950 3 роки тому +65

    1:02 Probably the smoothest transition from death to soul I've ever seen.

  • @lutramage6252
    @lutramage6252 Рік тому +18

    I love that you get to the heart of the real reasons behind events and the motives driving them. You call a “physical device for extracting loose ground cover’ a “shovel” rather than going with the political language used by most historians. Very refreshing.

  • @gaborangecloud
    @gaborangecloud 3 роки тому +79

    this channel asks so many good questions that none of us would ask

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 3 роки тому +993

    Imagine if they have said yes, the cold war might have relaxed right away and the time line would have been completely different

    • @DamazViccar
      @DamazViccar 3 роки тому +165

      Given that the West had nothing to lose, either, these Soviet leaders showed that the entire charade was a shakedown to fill the military industrial complex coffers.
      They actually took Eisenhower's stepping down message to heart, as the world order would need a de-facto villain.
      Now the USSR was vile, sure, and committed long-lasting atrocities against the west via subversion, but they had nothing to gain from being the perpetual target for money-wars and having to sink half of their GDP into defense just to keep them at bay.

    • @darrenjackson4804
      @darrenjackson4804 3 роки тому +22

      Wouldn't that be similar to if league of nations was nice to Japan and Japan stayed a British ally? Sure war would be different, but still so much suffering

    • @w925gaming6
      @w925gaming6 3 роки тому +1

      @@darrenjackson4804 actually the Anglo Japanese alliance was one of the conditions of the Washington naval arms treaty just by the americans as it would mean they would in a possible outbreak of war with them mean having to fight two of the other three largest navy's + having to fight them on the two fronts.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 3 роки тому +3

      They would have fought China

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, with the Soviets absorbing western Europe by 1970.

  • @andrewklang809
    @andrewklang809 3 роки тому +57

    1:45 Love that drunk Churchill is just regular Churchill.

  • @Mr.Compass-95
    @Mr.Compass-95 Рік тому +6

    I love how you draw all the leaders drunk but Churchill is normal, like alcohol does nothing to him.

  • @mrmakrin21
    @mrmakrin21 3 роки тому +171

    “Your collective mothers” lmfao

  • @buingockhoa1998
    @buingockhoa1998 3 роки тому +436

    The USSR: "Hey, may I join your club?"
    NATO: "No"
    The USSR: "Fine, I'll make one myself"

  • @ZapQuacc
    @ZapQuacc 3 роки тому +149

    I always watch the outro credits cause
    1.This guy makes 3 min of epic content so the videos are worth to watch untill the end
    2. James Bissonette

  • @July1st1867
    @July1st1867 Рік тому +4

    0:57 Very clever sneaking in that Red Ensign (Colonial Era Canadian Flag)

  • @josiahtrombley4090
    @josiahtrombley4090 3 роки тому +91

    I absolutely love that in the "They'll get drunk or something" scene it implies that Churchill is always drunk, which isn't entirely inaccurate XD

  • @vasilije94
    @vasilije94 3 роки тому +644

    NATO: USSR cant join because its dictatorship.
    Also NATO: Welcome aboard Portugal, Greece, Montenegro, Turkey..........................

    • @Plasmify
      @Plasmify 3 роки тому +36

      Montenegro was part of Yugoslavia.

    • @justsomeguy1695
      @justsomeguy1695 3 роки тому +71

      Turkey was more democratic when it joined nato

    • @kostam.1113
      @kostam.1113 3 роки тому +23

      @@Plasmify Montenegro is basically a dictatorship of one man who is in power since the 80s

    • @paulwalsh598
      @paulwalsh598 3 роки тому +1

      @@kostam.1113 Was/is

    • @alienplatypus7712
      @alienplatypus7712 3 роки тому +9

      @The Caliphate That's authoritarian, not undemocratic. If a non-secular, Turkish speaking nation was voted for, then that would be democratic. FTR idk if Turkey actually was a dictatorship or not but your argument isn't exactly convincing.

  • @JamesSarantidis
    @JamesSarantidis 3 роки тому +69

    How I think Global Superpowers use diplomacy to gain leverage: Intricate & elaborate spy games
    How the game is actually played: "Can we join?" "No" "Aww, ok."

  • @thybarofsoap1741
    @thybarofsoap1741 2 роки тому +5

    I wish this was included in the GCSE cold war spec, this would be incredibly interesting to learn

  • @kartaiss
    @kartaiss 3 роки тому +45

    Seeing the thumbnail, I seriously thought this could've happened in the early 90s, Yeltsin may have signed something he didn't remember in the morning
    Apparently, no, much more clever than that

  • @ifandafydd7432
    @ifandafydd7432 3 роки тому +375

    " When Stalin decided to follow in Lenin's foosteps and die.."
    This channel will actually end me

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 3 роки тому +10

      *thud*

    • @chfrqn4dl
      @chfrqn4dl 3 роки тому +9

      u mean u will follow lenin’s footsteps, right?

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 роки тому +2

      remember, dying is communist, so don't do it.

    • @mrworthygoldie260
      @mrworthygoldie260 3 роки тому +2

      Just like stalin in 1953

    • @LILCHEESE99
      @LILCHEESE99 3 роки тому +1

      Teach me

  • @Al-.-ex
    @Al-.-ex 3 роки тому +265

    0:36 I love how even Northern Ireland gets conquered by the red army

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 3 роки тому +46

      The were probably thinking, "Better them than the IRA."

    • @pyromanic8
      @pyromanic8 3 роки тому +13

      I reckon it's implied that the USSR would back some kind of nationalist takeover of NI, and since the nationalists are typically left leaning at least, it makes sense that they would in turn become a soviet ally/puppet.

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 3 роки тому +7

      @@Deridus Thatcher

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 3 роки тому

      @@Dylan-bc2po Not too familiar with her aside from the Falklands conflict.

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 3 роки тому +7

      @@Deridus was anti German unification, had relatively pro Soviet sentiment and carried out attacks against the Irish, which she admitted she was putting innocent lives to death by doing so.

  • @npc0089
    @npc0089 2 роки тому +103

    USSR: Can we join nato?
    US: who will we blame if you join us?

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 Рік тому +10

      USSR: Can we join nato?
      NATO: If you agree to give germany back its territory and start a joint disarmament program.
      USSR: Nah, wasnt really serious.
      NATO: we know.

    • @galactic_mapper
      @galactic_mapper Рік тому +8

      @@benjammin3381 USSR: Ok we can
      US: We knew wait what?!

    • @coreyleander7911
      @coreyleander7911 9 місяців тому

      = “I’m anti US and pro Russian. That’s all these silly comments are a proxy for. I’m so smart.”

    • @Zainab_Salam904
      @Zainab_Salam904 6 місяців тому

      @@coreyleander7911i’m anti USA AND anti Russia (I don’t hate Russians nor Americans btw) 😎😎

  • @satancraig8159
    @satancraig8159 3 роки тому +84

    USSR: "We wanna join."
    NATO: "You weren't supposed to do that."

  • @effoff6904
    @effoff6904 2 роки тому +701

    USSR: Can we join?
    NATO: But who'll play the bad guy?

    • @TheQWER9
      @TheQWER9 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty clear that Russia is the bad guy now

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheQWER9 What if they said yes ?

    • @TheQWER9
      @TheQWER9 2 роки тому +5

      @@KrissNaramon Then Russia wouldnt have to worry about NATO stopping them since they are a part of it

    • @KrissNaramon
      @KrissNaramon 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheQWER9 Would we have to see todays event ?

    • @mab1ism
      @mab1ism 2 роки тому +70

      @@TheQWER9 Russia is just trying to keep nato bases and missiles off their border. NATO has been boxing in Russia for years each NATO country has a nato base with missiles on it. Think about it.

  • @solomedz9420
    @solomedz9420 3 роки тому +257

    One half of my brain: imma ask that girl out
    the other half of my brain: *99% chance they will reject us*

  • @impact0r
    @impact0r 2 роки тому +27

    2:24 TBH these are pretty solid reasons.

    • @PAC-0922
      @PAC-0922 8 місяців тому +5

      Portugal moment.

    • @LOEKASH
      @LOEKASH 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@PAC-0922 Even as a half Portuguese, I agree

    • @darthduskit9211
      @darthduskit9211 Місяць тому

      not really when there are and still are dictatorships in nato

  • @akatorniirmer3698
    @akatorniirmer3698 3 роки тому +130

    I didn't know this, i thought they straight up just formed the Warsaw pact right after ww2. It's very interesting and a rabbit hole worth digging into.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 3 роки тому

      same

    • @rpm1796
      @rpm1796 3 роки тому

      🔑

    • @henrik3291
      @henrik3291 3 роки тому +1

      Considering the Soviet Unions tight hold of the Eastern European nations the Warsaw Pact was more of a propaganda tool than anything else

    • @brunishka
      @brunishka 3 роки тому +16

      Surprise - USSR wasnt empire of evil, and after losing 27 mln of people - want peace without blocked. But...

    • @henrik3291
      @henrik3291 3 роки тому

      @@brunishka Surprise, it was, its actions in east Europe proves it

  • @redvorno
    @redvorno 3 роки тому +80

    Northern Ireland turning slightly brighter red. Lovely

    • @thesudricenginee
      @thesudricenginee 3 роки тому +4

      @B D mostly pro british actually

    • @amazed2341
      @amazed2341 3 роки тому +2

      @B D really depends where you go, however specifically Catholic republicans are predicted to be the majority in the near future

    • @pecadodeorgullo5963
      @pecadodeorgullo5963 3 роки тому

      @@amazed2341 it's not really accurate though since a lot young people aren't interested in it and the kne who are are being brainwashed by whatever side they grew up in.

    • @trevorwilson6683
      @trevorwilson6683 3 роки тому

      @@pecadodeorgullo5963 most young people support a unified Ireland actually. Especially post Brexit

    • @pecadodeorgullo5963
      @pecadodeorgullo5963 3 роки тому +1

      @@trevorwilson6683 they don't mate. Most have no idea what they want and brexit hasn't changed that.

  • @diegogomes228
    @diegogomes228 3 роки тому +451

    "Why did USSR asked to join NATO"
    Me: they did WHAT

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 3 роки тому +31

      why not? they were allies just few years before it

    • @leonardoleo5740
      @leonardoleo5740 3 роки тому

      Um br aqui?

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 роки тому +25

      russia also tried to join after 91

    • @dabs4270
      @dabs4270 3 роки тому

      @@leonardoleo5740 não

    • @reflectedcrosssite2848
      @reflectedcrosssite2848 3 роки тому +2

      @@sodinc i mean china wasn't world power yet right? so it would be alliance to defend from...who exactly?

  • @josepherhardt164
    @josepherhardt164 Рік тому +1

    THIS is the only channel I need to hear on 1/2 time.

  • @galatheumbreon6862
    @galatheumbreon6862 3 роки тому +380

    "When Stalin decided to follow in Lenin's footsteps and die" this channel's humour never fails to make me faint from laughing

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 3 роки тому +7

      Apparently, we would all be following Lenin's footsteps at some point. Isnt that scary? 😳🤔

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 3 роки тому +1

      I had to rewind the video so I didn't miss the next bit from laughing

  • @FavFriedChicken
    @FavFriedChicken 3 роки тому +99

    Quicker than people running thru the daisies

    • @esamsed6487
      @esamsed6487 3 роки тому

      Hey a ron player!

    • @FavFriedChicken
      @FavFriedChicken 3 роки тому

      @@esamsed6487 sup lol, rare to find but if we find it anywhere, it's a history or roblox video

    • @esamsed6487
      @esamsed6487 3 роки тому

      @@FavFriedChicken yeah lol

  • @mmouse1886
    @mmouse1886 3 роки тому +495

    Stalin:Teach me your ways Lenin!
    Lenin:*Dies of brain failure*
    Stalin:*Dies of brain failure*
    Stalin:...Really?!

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 3 роки тому +51

      Lenin: Should have said OUR ways!

    • @eminyasar8655
      @eminyasar8655 3 роки тому +37

      OUR FAILURE

    • @Portugalisbased
      @Portugalisbased Рік тому +4

      stalin actually died due to the aftermath of a stroke, which is different than brain failure, your brain can actually still function after having a stroke, it's just that you lose learning capacities and a lot of knoweldge. a stroke is an accident when a vein pops in the brain, leading to the destruction of diverse neurons.

    • @jopar00
      @jopar00 Рік тому +1

      Stalin despised Lenin, their ideology of communism is very different.

    • @Portugalisbased
      @Portugalisbased Рік тому +1

      @@jopar00 no he didn't? stalin had large respect for lenin

  • @jacktaylor148
    @jacktaylor148 2 роки тому +4

    I love this channel so much. One character saying "your mother" to another to demonstrate hostilities is already a great gag, but Stalin saying "your collective mothers" gave me a beaming grin

  • @samueldesta2151
    @samueldesta2151 3 роки тому +26

    Your Collective Mothers.
    I love that line.

  • @clankyrex
    @clankyrex 3 роки тому +66

    You could make a video about yugoslavia during the cold war, i think its very interesting

    • @TheDuchy-d3h
      @TheDuchy-d3h 3 роки тому +3

      Yes!

    • @himselfz
      @himselfz 3 роки тому

      He did a vido on it already

    • @berserk6855
      @berserk6855 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @TheDuchy-d3h
      @TheDuchy-d3h 3 роки тому

      @@himselfz
      No, he did one for Yugoslavia in WW2, not cold war.

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 3 роки тому +5

      He could also make 20 minutes of scream in serbian and croat and add gun noises in the background.

  • @patchworkfellow
    @patchworkfellow 3 роки тому +80

    *Because alliances and groups have the pronoun “we”, and Communist Russia seems to get off on that for some reason*

  • @secuter
    @secuter Рік тому +6

    @HistoryMatters an important detail for why the whole reunification and neutrality of Germany was refused, was that the soviet's wasn't prepared to withdraw their troops from German territory. This was obviously an important detail, as the western powers feared that the Soviet union wouldn't really allow a reunified Germany to be neutral. They also feared that the Soviet union may have wanted to use Germany as a staging ground for further communist spread.

  • @Juzusa
    @Juzusa 3 роки тому +45

    Sometimes it feels like politicians are just playing a very weird version of truth or dare

    • @deiansalazar140
      @deiansalazar140 2 роки тому +2

      And someone who knows politicians they kind of are.

  • @JohnHoranzy
    @JohnHoranzy 2 роки тому +317

    Thank you for clarifying that. Putin in a speech mentioned that Russia asked to join NATO and I was puzzled by that. The next question I have is why we promised to not expand NATO to the Soviet Union but broke that promise with Russia. The tactical reasons, not the legal reasoning.

    • @HNCS2006
      @HNCS2006 2 роки тому +110

      I would argue that the reasonings to expand NATO were not tactical but still operating from Cold War mentality as well as US imperialism.

    • @twanduvigneau5809
      @twanduvigneau5809 2 роки тому +89

      Just imagined if they joined, peace would be an option lol. From Russia's point of view I can imagine NATO being the agressor, adding countries so close to Russia to the alliance etc. Was bound to happen at some point.

    • @stephenhood2948
      @stephenhood2948 2 роки тому +59

      Military Industrial Complex, they run the show, conflict is really good for their bottom line.

    • @louisawhite6716
      @louisawhite6716 2 роки тому +26

      they never made an agreement. LOOK it up.

    • @fantasyland07
      @fantasyland07 2 роки тому +5

      Putin himself wanted to join NATO after 9/11

  • @regulusmuphrid4891
    @regulusmuphrid4891 3 роки тому +94

    0:25 "Your collective mothers"
    I almost spit my cereal with that one 🤣🤣

  • @GhostedJackal
    @GhostedJackal 2 роки тому +71

    It honestly seems to me that NATO should have been courting Russia to join. If the fear is Russian military aggression, binding them into a huge defensive treaty that expands over time makes aggression increasingly difficult for anyone involved. At the same time, globalization tends to result in more democratization over time, so strengthening ties with Russia would be a vector for ideology as well. Even now, if Russia were a part of NATO, Russia wouldn't have cause to be concerned about sharing borders with NATO states(Not that it truly matters, tbh. The difference between missiles coming from your neighbors and missiles coming from the nearby seas is like 2 mins), and the rest of NATO could rest easy that Russia wasn't going to try and gobble them up piecemeal.

    • @kosmas7713
      @kosmas7713 2 роки тому +14

      Yea, however one of the requirement to join nato is to have unanimous agreement from current members. This means if russia join, then they could prevent any other unprotected countries to join.

    • @GhostedJackal
      @GhostedJackal 2 роки тому +15

      @@kosmas7713 This is, in my opinion, a weakness of NATO. However, I still think that being in NATO would have increased the political leverage other countries had over Russia.

    • @benjammin3381
      @benjammin3381 Рік тому +1

      @@GhostedJackal This attempt to join wasnt very serious. Like the video said, they knew they wouldnt be allowed in and instead asked to gauge their response.

    • @Hikari_Sakurai
      @Hikari_Sakurai Рік тому +10

      yeah, but who'd be their biggest enemy then? how they'd feed their ever-hungry military industrial complex?

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Рік тому +23

      It goes to show that they were genuine when they the concern is a national security threat on their borders. Joining NATO would have prevented them from invading their neighbours and it would have also guaranteed that nobody would attack them. NATO evidently didn't want that. So when NATO arms and trains an army on the Russian border to fight Russians, what are the Russians suppose to think? Trust me bro it's a defensive army I pwomise.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 3 роки тому +340

    NATO: “USSR is coming! USSR is coming! Lock the doors, hit the lights! Hide!”
    USSR: “Hello!? I saw your lights on! I know you’re in there! My mom said I can stay overnight! But you gotta let me in first! Heeeelllloooooo!?”

    • @Homcomru
      @Homcomru 3 роки тому +39

      This right here. This is basically the perfect showcase of what happened from USSR’s perspective.
      And truth be told if the USSR wasn’t shunned as much (which actually has a historical precedent dating back to as far as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and more), no Cold War would have happened.
      But *nope!* The Soviet bogeymen gotta be bogeymen. (In truth, there were problems with the USSR too, but confrontation is not the way to safety. The way to safety is mutual COOPERATION).

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 2 роки тому +2

      they should have been invaded once ww2 ended

    • @jarlathquinn2628
      @jarlathquinn2628 2 роки тому

      @@Blox117 that’s dumb

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 Рік тому

      @@Homcomru Yeah if we didn't force humiliating unconditional terms on the Germans then maybe failed Austrian painters everywhere would be less disgruntled with the state of affairs. Or we could just drop atom bombs on civilian populations and threaten to do it again.

    • @JoshMessiCR7
      @JoshMessiCR7 Рік тому

      ​@@Blox117but it would cause even more lives.

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 3 роки тому +39

    Could you continue your series of "How did ______ get nukes?" please? They are great!

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 3 роки тому +2

      Up next: How did China get its nukes

    • @muricaforever2978
      @muricaforever2978 3 роки тому

      @@blackpowderuser373 The Soviets taught them. Next question please?

    • @Think_Inc
      @Think_Inc 3 роки тому

      @@muricaforever2978 Murica for never.

    • @umi3017
      @umi3017 3 роки тому +1

      @@muricaforever2978 Actually, it's more complecated. the Soviet-Sion split happens in the middle of that and so China have to make their own.
      And then China developed one of the only 2 configuration of hydrogen bomb

    • @trevorwilson6683
      @trevorwilson6683 3 роки тому +1

      @@umi3017 it’s Sino not sion and China did *not* develop its own nukes and certainly not its own H bomb. Delusional.

  • @XevenYT143
    @XevenYT143 3 роки тому +88

    Alternate Timeline
    NATO: “Ok you’re in”
    USSR: “huh I didn’t think I would get this far”

    • @abdurrehmannasir5963
      @abdurrehmannasir5963 3 роки тому

      I would like to imagine that the west would make another bloc with new rules that would prevent the soviet loop hole shenanigans. As Ultimately the two were bound to become adversaries after the preceding events.

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 2 роки тому +1

      @@abdurrehmannasir5963 A: New Bloc.
      B: USSR joins, germany gets demilitarized but restored, everyone's actually at peace for a short time. Sino-soviet break-up happens, and now the entire world is staring down the barrel of a gun as the USSR is just trying to inform NATO and go "hey. Uh. Guys. We have a small problem. I don't know how to handle this. H-hey? America? Can you.. ... What do we do?"

  • @darvinist87
    @darvinist87 2 роки тому +8

    This aged like a fine wine.

  • @adhemar8364
    @adhemar8364 3 роки тому +30

    Well, I had never heard of that. Brilliant move on the USSR part. Thanks a lot for the video !

  • @TheCraftyCZ
    @TheCraftyCZ 2 роки тому +93

    I love how the "Why not" thinking was used on such a huge scale. Why shouldn't we try to join NATO? Let's make it awkward for everyone. It is acutally very clever as was mentioned in the video. It was a WIN-WIN situation, but who would be fighting whom if the USSR really joined? The answer can be found in another parallel universe.

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 2 роки тому +1

      Who would be fighting whom? ... Well, NATO members aren't allowed to fight each other, and they fight anyone who fights them. So... ... China, probably. If the USSR or USA don't pull a reverse ribbentrop, of course. Plus germany would've been reformed if demilitarized the way modern day japan is.. so.. things like the tensions from east and west berlin would've also disappeared.
      It really is the question of if the USSR would actually agree to the terms of NATO and cease the aggression, and if the west would agree to do the same. Because if they did, no more cold war. Or, if there was a cold war, it'd be because of the sino-soviet split which just would've led to "All of the world VS. Commie Asia"

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Рік тому +5

      It could have expanded into scope to include the entire planet not just Europe. So in all likelihood it would have isolated China and Several middle Eastern countries and probably Africa. Of course one of the policies of NATO is that to join countries have to be “stable” and have a unanimous agreement from all members. So I’m not sure if Russia ever had a chance.

    • @naberville3305
      @naberville3305 Рік тому +8

      The cold war wasn't simply a war of tension in that it's just the nature of powerful states to oppose one another. That if they simply allied together then suddenly everything would be okay between them. It was, and still is, a war between two competing means of organizing society. The maintenance of one depends on the abolition of the other. And it was a global conflict which took place on every continent as revolutionary movements popped up all over the world. Some succeeded but most were violently stamped out by the west. Even when those revolutions were pursued through liberal democracy.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Рік тому

      @@naberville3305 The West worried that the USSR was dangerous and they were certainly right given how prone it’s leaders were to abuse and tyranny which is why NATO was created. NATO and Russia have competing interests so there is no reality where they allied except if they agreed China had to be locked down. And if they allowed Russia in NATO Russia could certainly use its voting power to prevent its neighbors from joining NATO so they can control or conquer them and moreover there isn’t any law in NATO to plan for members attacking eachother so they have to be careful who they let in and I find it just as likely that Russia wouldn’t help NATO in case of invasion so why would they let Russia in? NATO has no interest in starting wars but that doesn’t mean they were just gonna roll over and let Russia cause havoc unchecked.
      As for revolts around the time due to policies of containment the U.S. would back democracies (by funding them or personally getting involved) to prevent communist spread while Russia and China would usually back Communist/Dictators who suited their means without fighting themselves

    • @naberville3305
      @naberville3305 Рік тому

      @@FrostReave my friend I think you just assumed the entirety of cold war history
      "The us backed democracies" what a fucking joke. The US established and backed military and fascist dictatorships around the globe. Much of the nations the US backed coups against were democracies.

  • @generalgalaxy5313
    @generalgalaxy5313 3 роки тому +77

    "But when Stalin followed Lenin's footsteps and *died* there was a chance for the USSR's foreign policy to pivot." - The best line in History Matter history.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 9 місяців тому +1

    Great video 👍🏻

  • @FlashyLight
    @FlashyLight 3 роки тому +72

    *USSR:* _Why can't we be friends?_

  • @kozad86
    @kozad86 3 роки тому +11

    2:56 Good ol' Spinning Three Plates.

  • @thatoneguyinthecomments2633
    @thatoneguyinthecomments2633 3 роки тому +5

    Follow a lot of contemporary geopolitics and frankly wish I could break down complex situations and motivations like you did here, well done.

    • @WhatIsLove170
      @WhatIsLove170 Рік тому +1

      I sometimes feel that breaking down complex matters into short videos like this can also be a little dangerous if not everyone understands that these are complex matters with complex motivations that cannot be completely and accurately broken down into a short entertaining video. Videos like this are at the end of the day, entertainment, not education. People need to remember this before formulating opinions on the matters talked about in videos.

  • @TheMegaleogigante
    @TheMegaleogigante 2 роки тому +2

    Hits different now

  • @17hunter00
    @17hunter00 3 роки тому +30

    You got me with the "And when Stalin opted to follow in Lenins footsteps and die.." line

  • @richardshort3914
    @richardshort3914 3 роки тому +42

    I cannot get over how accurate you guys are.
    The Canadian flag shown at 0:56 had green leaves, which would have been correct for the date.
    ( The changed to red leaves in 1957 and was henceforth known as _The Red Ensign._ )

    • @davidjames4915
      @davidjames4915 3 роки тому +1

      What I don't get is why it's there.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 роки тому

      @@davidjames4915 Soviet embassy to Canada, I guess?

    • @davidjames4915
      @davidjames4915 3 роки тому +2

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions There was the wartime Gouzenko affair in which a Soviet defector blew the lid on a spy ring in Canada operating out of the Soviet embassy, but that was a few years before NATO was founded.

  • @Red_Karen
    @Red_Karen 3 роки тому +36

    1:45 I couldn't stop laughing

    • @aidcrazysol738
      @aidcrazysol738 6 місяців тому +1

      It's even funnier when you know Churchill was always drunk and looks normal

  • @redvlandro
    @redvlandro 2 роки тому +27

    Then in 2000 PUTIN asked CLINTON (former US president) to let them join NATO. They said NO again.

    • @GodEmperorEnjoyer
      @GodEmperorEnjoyer 2 роки тому +1

      And for good reason. NATO would be throwing Eastern Europe into Russia’s hands again.

    • @redvlandro
      @redvlandro 2 роки тому +19

      @@GodEmperorEnjoyer , That was not the reason. If Russia had join NATO then NATO wouldnot have had a reason to exist. USA hegemony is sustained on wars.

    • @Zones33
      @Zones33 2 роки тому

      Yelstin also asked in the 90s and they still said no

    • @GodEmperorEnjoyer
      @GodEmperorEnjoyer 2 роки тому +3

      @@redvlandro
      Exactly. Russia was wanting to join NATO to kick the US out of Europe, and unsurprisingly nobody wanted that.

    • @X9xredgkoa
      @X9xredgkoa 6 місяців тому

      @@GodEmperorEnjoyerlowiq murikan ahh answer lol

  • @zjifzmifzukjtrzjghuk
    @zjifzmifzukjtrzjghuk 3 роки тому +174

    This just shows that the soviet union, though being a dictatorship, didn't initiated the cold war.
    Also:
    Russia tried to join Nato again, after it became a democracy and the soviet union was dissolved.
    It got rejected again.
    I really can't imagine why relations with Russia are so bad today.

    • @ethanljarvis
      @ethanljarvis 3 роки тому +41

      @HY - 07ML 769151 Hazel McCallion Sr PS a democracy? yes. A corrupt one? Also yes.

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 роки тому +44

      @@ethanljarvis Putin is better than most western politicians.

    • @薔薇-k2m
      @薔薇-k2m 3 роки тому +22

      scribble_dude 99 It was relatively democratic before like 2004-2008. Though the first shift to current situation happened back in 1993, when Yeltsin got rid of the Vice-President and the House of Soviets. And USA supported him in it and helped write a constitution that basically ensured a presidential dictatorship.

    • @andrewsucksatvideos4482
      @andrewsucksatvideos4482 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like Gorbachev should have stayed he was the best leader of Russia since Catherine the great

    • @TonyPajamaz
      @TonyPajamaz 3 роки тому +6

      @@BatCostumeGuy lmao making silly claims when you clearly are talking out your ass 😂

  • @aiiv7839
    @aiiv7839 3 роки тому +12

    I had a feeling you'd tackle something like this...

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 2 роки тому +5

    The algorithm is giving me a daily dose of HM's greatest hits on all things Russia or Nato related, which is a proper education we should all be getting right now.

  • @danjuhl5134
    @danjuhl5134 2 роки тому +25

    Nato should have said yes. The best policy is to try and include everyone, everybody being friends, no enemies left outside.

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 2 роки тому

      China left outside.

    • @jamieharper1051
      @jamieharper1051 2 роки тому

      But adding USSR or Russia or China into NATO hurts America world domination. Russia and China are the only 2 countries that can look USA eye to eye and say no. They can’t be bullied into doing America bidding. And if you add them to Nato then how will America justify the alliance and how would America be able to sell weapons of war if you have no bad guy that must be destroyed. And Russia and China are Asian countries so they are lesser in the eyes America and Europe. China,Russia and USSR did nothing wrong and did not deserve to be singled out as outcast but they necessary to NATO and America military industrial complex. They are the great evil that must be killed and best way to do that is bugs unnecessary weapons of war by America.

    • @miya9953
      @miya9953 2 роки тому +2

      @@saimyintmyat9373 North Korea : :((

    • @saimyintmyat9373
      @saimyintmyat9373 2 роки тому +3

      @@miya9953 With Russia in NATO it is easier to invade NK.

    • @OsintFirst
      @OsintFirst 2 роки тому

      NATO is controlled by short term bonus greedy people, not by people who think of the future of mankind.

  • @michelangekjustin9877
    @michelangekjustin9877 3 роки тому +59

    “The communists are scary club”😂😂

    • @SirAntoniousBlock
      @SirAntoniousBlock 3 роки тому +2

      As Marx said: I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me as a member.
      Err Groucho not Karl.

  • @Ambera3407
    @Ambera3407 3 роки тому +173

    "We've created this military alliance to protect the rest of Europe from the Ussr"
    Ussr: Wow can I join? owo.

  • @ecksdee1637
    @ecksdee1637 3 роки тому +18

    "Your Collective Mothers"- I died

  • @eggy6815
    @eggy6815 Рік тому +2

    You know, the more I read about the early stages of the Cold War the more i think we should’ve listened to Churchill more, the man made a few good points…