The Warcrimes of Haruhi Suzumiya

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  • @jrgLpt
    @jrgLpt 2 роки тому +1925

    In fact, in 2012 it was speculated that Haruhi Suzumiya annihilated the world and recreated it.

  • @emperorofscelnar8443
    @emperorofscelnar8443 Рік тому +850

    Other things Haruhi has done
    Sexual Assault/Forcefully stripping Mikuru and making her dress in skimpy outfits.
    Forcing a guy to commit sexual assault against his will so that she come frame him.
    Forcing someone to do sexual things on school grounds against their will.
    Destroying the world numerous times.
    Forcing people into an endless time loop summer pretty much against their will.
    Making a club without authorization.

    • @N_Tertainment7
      @N_Tertainment7 Рік тому +56

      What a legend

    • @emperorofscelnar8443
      @emperorofscelnar8443 Рік тому +36

      Forced a guy to commit sexual assault against his will so that she could frame him.

    • @mrbanana6464
      @mrbanana6464 Рік тому +73

      @@emperorofscelnar8443 That’s just blackmail, and haruhi was the one who committed sexual assault not the guy.

    • @wy477x
      @wy477x Рік тому +30

      @@mrbanana6464 "but girls cant commit sexual assault" 🤓

    • @yuukoyuukoi476
      @yuukoyuukoi476 Рік тому +30

      don't forget pirating software for mikuru 00 project (the ln says the software was pirated)

  • @rvs2677
    @rvs2677 Рік тому +400

    Teasing a 3rd season continuously and never making it was the biggest warcrime of them all.

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis Рік тому +25

      the disappearance of haruhi suzumiya is technically the 3rd season

    • @rvs2677
      @rvs2677 Рік тому +15

      @@majinnemesis It's an incomplete arc bruh. There's an entirely new character who debuts in the manga to complete the missing links. Plus what I meant was a third television season.

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis Рік тому +6

      @@rvs2677 i never read the manga but the arc looked pretty complete also he manga isn't the original either the original is light novel books so i'm not sure if that character actually exists in the original
      and if you were to make the movie into episodes you would have around 7 to 8 episodes that's enough for a tv arc

    • @rvs2677
      @rvs2677 Рік тому +4

      @@majinnemesis Read further, you'll understand. Also the manga is very much consistent with the light novels.

    • @namelessking111
      @namelessking111 Рік тому +8

      Haruhi Suzumiya was such an interesting anime with lots of potential, it's a real shame the original author just gave up trying to complete the story due to lack of interest or so i've heard.

  • @danielwalton0416
    @danielwalton0416 Рік тому +270

    All the Haruhi fans comin out of the woodwork with this random video

  • @s-094cam5
    @s-094cam5 Рік тому +118

    And all that was in her first semester of highschool!

    • @BB_Sebring
      @BB_Sebring Рік тому +14

      Just imagine once she gets to College and she tries alcohol for the first time!

    • @chewtag
      @chewtag Рік тому +17

      @@BB_Sebring she already got wasted on the island trip

    • @BB_Sebring
      @BB_Sebring Рік тому +2

      @@chewtag I don't remember that part...

    • @chewtag
      @chewtag Рік тому +6

      @@BB_Sebring it was censored from the anime

    • @desubokudawanano
      @desubokudawanano Рік тому +7

      @@BB_Sebring in the Disappearance movie she said she won't ever touch that stuff though

  • @tardlord7622
    @tardlord7622 2 роки тому +380

    what a legend...

  • @aleksandrnikolaevich7866
    @aleksandrnikolaevich7866 2 роки тому +198

    she cannot be stopped!!

    • @GeekNewz
      @GeekNewz Рік тому

      well, she is god. if she says it's okay and even Kyon didn't think it was bad enough to stop her then she can't be stopped

    • @lokyinng5155
      @lokyinng5155 Рік тому

      specially creating a time loop and a whatever cult/region of amine

    • @garrettviewegh9028
      @garrettviewegh9028 Рік тому

      The writers: *makes an excuse for her to be erased with her world*

  • @ShinySwalot
    @ShinySwalot 2 роки тому +38

    it really was a bouken deshou

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf Рік тому +4

      praying more people get this joke

    • @Dark-Wolf-066
      @Dark-Wolf-066 Рік тому +1

      I still love that op till this day XD

  • @alphonse_2245
    @alphonse_2245 Рік тому +47

    haruhism in it’s purest form

  • @gamergirlbathwater7605
    @gamergirlbathwater7605 Рік тому +4

    “No rules, no boundaries. Doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide.”

  • @VFD4u
    @VFD4u Рік тому +216

    The biggest crime was not continuing the anime... The books are so good, there's ton of material for new seasons or movies

    • @djkleb7645
      @djkleb7645 Рік тому +14

      And that, is the real crime

    • @lerfarts
      @lerfarts Рік тому +1

      I KNOW RIGHT?!

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 Рік тому +13

      Actually Season 3 was done.
      Then Covid happened.
      Season 3 was scrapped.
      The virus killed the done Season 3.

    • @mrbanana6464
      @mrbanana6464 Рік тому +21

      @@Supperdude9 source?

    • @nametba2295
      @nametba2295 Рік тому +39

      @@mrbanana6464 he made it up

  • @grey9507
    @grey9507 2 роки тому +80

    I mean can you really stop a god from doing war crimes within there own world

  • @save738
    @save738 Рік тому +14

    That’s why Haruhi Suzumiya is undeniably the BEST girl

  • @Madippadibabas
    @Madippadibabas Рік тому +4

    she can't keep getting away with it!!!

  • @phillipribbink6903
    @phillipribbink6903 Рік тому +39

    Honestly that bit where she and Mikuru dressed up as playboy bunnies would've been a better image for Solicitation.

  • @kgregorius8550
    @kgregorius8550 Рік тому +4

    My kind of girl right there.

  • @adamthespinygiant
    @adamthespinygiant 2 роки тому +40

    She’s innocent

    • @deadlysword1000
      @deadlysword1000 Рік тому +2

      You keep thinking that...

    • @akeem2983
      @akeem2983 9 місяців тому

      Y.e.s.,. s.he. -t.o.ld. -m-e. ex-a-c.tly that

  • @biznichin13
    @biznichin13 Рік тому +5

    Trapping her friends in a 5000 year time loop hell for shits and giggles

  • @furstenfeldbruck
    @furstenfeldbruck Рік тому +24

    Haruhi is a sociopath and Asakura is a psychopath

    • @KhukuriGod
      @KhukuriGod Рік тому +4

      People who like Haruhi are also sociopaths. Couldn't stand the bish one bit. She needs a visit from Kratos.

    • @ww_com
      @ww_com Рік тому +2

      あなたのそのコメントに激しく同意します。

  • @GunAndGo
    @GunAndGo Рік тому +7

    “This woman Haruhi is fighting her own war and she has no rules. No boundaries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. She trades blood for money.”

  • @sailorstarlesbian
    @sailorstarlesbian Рік тому +10

    and we love her for it

  • @hekal4941
    @hekal4941 4 місяці тому +3

    Kyon : I can fix her

  • @the_real_goofy
    @the_real_goofy Рік тому +2

    Making endless 8 simply because Kyon didn't do his homework or smth idk that's what I got from Red Bard's video

  • @Marylandbrony
    @Marylandbrony Рік тому +4

    It was worth getting a 6 second McDonalds ad to see this.

    • @chaotic_one3758
      @chaotic_one3758  8 місяців тому +2

      Honestly the highest compliment I've ever received, thank you homie

  • @ForYouTheOneListening
    @ForYouTheOneListening Рік тому +7

    Im genuinely heart broken that there will never be a season 3. I think about the show everyday and fuck it really does suck that we will never see a continuation. I hope one day maybe but of course, rip everyone who tragically died in the fire. It still hurts to this day.

  • @peterdisabella2156
    @peterdisabella2156 Рік тому +4

    Canonically used an unwilling friend to honey trap a man for a computer

  • @X_mano
    @X_mano Рік тому +3

    The last photo, gonna use it as my wallpaper

  • @beeniecat9411
    @beeniecat9411 Рік тому +73

    It's been awhile since I thought of this anime and from what I remember, yeah any of that could've happened and Haruhi would've erased everyone's memories.

  • @FishbedFive
    @FishbedFive 7 місяців тому +2

    She can fix me

  • @queenkira1272
    @queenkira1272 Рік тому +13

    It's been a while someone mentioned Haruhi

  • @projectmessiah
    @projectmessiah 9 місяців тому +2

    Thats why she's the goat

  • @jbstarkiller4626
    @jbstarkiller4626 Рік тому +9

    Also includes but not limited to -
    - resisting arrest
    - assault with a deadly weapon
    - extortion
    - child abuse
    - prostitution
    - rape
    - murder
    - racketeering
    - Conspiracy to kill a witness
    - Drug trafficking charges
    - arms smuggling
    - torture
    - human trafficking
    - terrorism
    - genocide
    and more🙂🙂🙂

  • @pit2992
    @pit2992 Рік тому +4

    She made a perfect alien AI go crazy dude

  • @zachabel805
    @zachabel805 2 роки тому +26

    She on the way to beat Ezra Miller's record

  • @Theiupsilon
    @Theiupsilon 2 роки тому +44

    Is world annihilation counted as a warcrime?

    • @GeekNewz
      @GeekNewz Рік тому +15

      is a time loop considered a war crime? does the creation of endless eight make her worse than some dictators we had in history?😆

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 Рік тому +6

      @@GeekNewz It felt like a war crime so probably.

    • @oscara1573
      @oscara1573 Рік тому +7

      No because no witness survived

    • @doodityoop7835
      @doodityoop7835 Рік тому +3

      @@GeekNewz It's a warcrime for atleast one creature

  • @NotHeitu
    @NotHeitu Рік тому +4

    Her world, her rules…

  • @GeekNewz
    @GeekNewz Рік тому +27

    you forgot extortion. also, she is god. god decides the moral compass of the world so their world is just ridiculously corrupt

  • @imthebossmermaid3648
    @imthebossmermaid3648 6 місяців тому +2

    Let's not forget sexual assault/harassment.

  • @EzzeSoy
    @EzzeSoy Рік тому +2

    I DON'T remember doing that!

  • @CVM174
    @CVM174 Рік тому +3

    I'm gonna fix her

  • @potatogirlcultist19
    @potatogirlcultist19 Рік тому +1

    0:08
    SHE WAS ACTUALLY STALIN THE WHOLE TIME HOLY S

  • @randomboy3m98
    @randomboy3m98 Рік тому +2

    These sound more like regular crimes than war crimes.

  • @J-Pop
    @J-Pop Рік тому +3

    I love her so much

  • @ShadowPlay0096
    @ShadowPlay0096 Рік тому +1

    The biggest crime is forcing the summer to never end causing the rise of endless 8

  • @dictatorwaltuh
    @dictatorwaltuh Рік тому +1

    Bro not the infographic show voice 💀

  • @hoarder1919
    @hoarder1919 Рік тому +2

    akchully, those are not war crimes, they're just crimes 🤓

  • @mohamedlamin2968
    @mohamedlamin2968 Рік тому +1

    Hey, you already resurrect form my grave my haruhi suzumiya fan side

  • @ItsukiKoizumi
    @ItsukiKoizumi 2 роки тому +6

    Yeah but do you want to be the one to stop her? I sure don’t

  • @AndreaMoorita
    @AndreaMoorita 7 місяців тому

    She is a very interesting character because of how chaotic she is, she acts without limits and rules.

  • @GabrielPereira-ej7wq
    @GabrielPereira-ej7wq 2 роки тому +11

    what about a full list of Peppa's Warcrimes?

  • @Klontruppe
    @Klontruppe Рік тому

    Ha, I get the humour of this clip. None of the things mentioned are war crimes.

  • @akeem2983
    @akeem2983 9 місяців тому

    The warcrimes against Mikuru Asahina

  • @animeking1357
    @animeking1357 8 місяців тому

    Crime #1: Existing.

  • @TBomb15
    @TBomb15 Рік тому +2

    warcrimes? no. civil crimes? absoltely! but trust me, it's ill-advised to sue God. after all, she's hot.

  • @AdityaSarkar333
    @AdityaSarkar333 Рік тому +5

    That frustrating awkward moment when we realised that highschool is nothing like what we all have been fantasied about.
    Still they created something that we've always dream about.

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 Рік тому +2

      I mean it can be with right people

    • @akeem2983
      @akeem2983 9 місяців тому

      I certainly would not have preferred my highschool experience to be any similar to Mikuru's

  • @HaruhiismoTV
    @HaruhiismoTV Рік тому +2

    So Cool

  • @oscara1573
    @oscara1573 Рік тому +1

    She cant keep getting away with it 😭

  • @pinklova_101
    @pinklova_101 Рік тому +2

    She's literally a walking threat. What a queen

  • @Supersmallchibiwolf
    @Supersmallchibiwolf 2 місяці тому

    Even after all of that she still has a weak spot called Kyon. No matter how much they might go at it they still chill. Cool video. ^_^

  • @TheInvshika
    @TheInvshika 8 місяців тому

    That jarring swap from Kanon to K-ON style gets me

  • @spaghettiking7312
    @spaghettiking7312 Рік тому +1

    She defined freedom, and still does to this very day.

  • @letsplaywitholiver8812
    @letsplaywitholiver8812 Рік тому

    The Melancholy of harui suzumiya

  • @ClavinZKL
    @ClavinZKL 8 місяців тому

    I refuse to believe these rumors thrown at a child. A LITERAL CHILD!

  • @Piromysl359
    @Piromysl359 Рік тому +3

    Jokes aside, Haruhi is really a terrible person and it was stated, that Kyon would slap her numerous times for her antics if it wasn't for a fact, that she is literally a goddess and him putting up with her is an entire premise of the show.

  • @KrashKai
    @KrashKai Рік тому +3

    I SUPPORT HER THROUGH ALL OF IT:)

  • @doctavius3691
    @doctavius3691 Рік тому +1

    Haruhi = Quandale Dingle

  • @charlieboy0554
    @charlieboy0554 Рік тому +1

    Funny thing is she canonically has commited some of these crimes

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan Рік тому

    Yes, our young Onlyafro certainly got into a lot of mischief.

  • @n0vitski
    @n0vitski Рік тому +1

    I'm surprised sexual assault and subsequent blackmail didn't make the list. One of her most memorable crimes in my opinion.

  • @BluffsCastle
    @BluffsCastle Рік тому +1

    Queen

  • @gerardogomez2820
    @gerardogomez2820 Рік тому +1

    Canon.

  • @christophermoore6110
    @christophermoore6110 Рік тому

    Well don’t forget bending the laws of causality

  • @sn1pa420
    @sn1pa420 Рік тому +1

    mein harüher

  • @Get_yotted
    @Get_yotted Рік тому +3

    Do you not recall the one time she committed mass Genocide and left only Kyon alive with herself and was about to destroy the entire world?

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому

    0:09 ah yes, a warcrime called “And More”

  • @philosopherkingzant2037
    @philosopherkingzant2037 Рік тому +1

    Extortion and lauxes tluassa happened like halfway through the 1st season. Guided eporg without either side's consent. "Give me your PC or get falsely accused of lauxes harassment"

  • @KoeingseggCCM
    @KoeingseggCCM Рік тому +1

    Haruhi can't keep getting away with it!

  • @PenguinSebs
    @PenguinSebs Рік тому +1

    She also blackmailed a guy with gabricated SA evidence lol

  • @jkattack2640
    @jkattack2640 2 роки тому +6

    aggravated assualt on a police officer based tho?

  • @JustinCarbaugh
    @JustinCarbaugh 4 місяці тому

    She could use the "i had no knowledge of doing that" too bad her power is subconscious not physically like how she dose her crimes

  • @Dflowen
    @Dflowen Рік тому +1

    Pimping too. XD

  • @BNumbersStation
    @BNumbersStation Рік тому

    And Kyon was an accessory to all of it.

  • @silent5
    @silent5 2 роки тому +1

    actual god

  • @brokensilence3268
    @brokensilence3268 Рік тому

    These aren't war crimes. They're just crimes.

  • @tonisnooker
    @tonisnooker Рік тому

    Wow was listenting to something & thought those SCP vidoes again in background yet fitting nonetheless

  • @3miL_2012
    @3miL_2012 Рік тому

    I used to really like this show but now I just remember the poor Bassist

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart Рік тому

    Existing.

  • @nicbentulan
    @nicbentulan 2 роки тому +3

    Suzumiya Haruhi no waru kuraimuzu?

  • @trevor245
    @trevor245 Рік тому

    Idk why I didn't check the play time but I clicked on this expecting a video essay 💀

  • @Oilupplz
    @Oilupplz Рік тому

    the cloaker will tear her apart after hearing this he will commence some police brutality

  • @roswayss
    @roswayss 4 місяці тому

    the best female character in anime history

  • @jepoyburner
    @jepoyburner Рік тому +1

    Haruhi actually done fucked up shit in the anime that would get people some serious heat.

  • @user-friendly-a
    @user-friendly-a 2 роки тому +2

    God do crime

  • @kazumakiryuu2668
    @kazumakiryuu2668 Рік тому +1

    "I only date weak men"

  • @hello-rq8kf
    @hello-rq8kf 2 місяці тому +1

    she's literally just a girl let her have hobbies omg

  • @CaymanGaming
    @CaymanGaming Рік тому

    I could see shoplifting and solicitation, but the rest she's being framed

  • @SakagamiTomoyo
    @SakagamiTomoyo Рік тому +1

    かわいい

  • @multiplacountsofgenocidein2173

    Goddess of warcrimes

  • @ignacio4244
    @ignacio4244 Рік тому +1

    More scarier than those facts is that Kyon's sister has no name. Probably she deleted it.

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay 2 роки тому +1

    but not tax evasion, that would be too hardcore