English Dub Kafka is the exact midpoint between 'perpetually exhausted thirty-something single mother', 'intergalactic criminal mastermind', and 'antagonist who gets a bit too excited for combat'. It's a rare combination but wooooo boy does it work.
I think I realized something. Kafka likes velvet coats because they're difficult to maintain, she prefers to look at the fierce waves closer than the pier allows, and loves watching Blade fight. She doesn't feel fear, and all these things she likes are things people avoid *because of fear* . So why would Kafka be drawn to those things? Because they're all dangerous, in some way. She likely watches Blade from closer than most people would, and I doubt someone with such a fixation for how much care velvet coats need would like them that much. So I think that while she doesn't feel fear, she *does* feel the adrenaline; and that's why she's drawn to them. It also helps explain how she's so good at creating fear. Because of her lack of it, she's willing to create or participate in scenarios where no sane person would, because *they'd be too scared to do so* . And when someone sees that they think, "Why the hell would she do those things?"; and I believe they'd come to two answers: either she's crazy, or those situations don't represent danger to her; and the latter suggests that Kafka herself is more dangerous than those situations. No matter the answer, the conclusion is that Kafka is someone they should stay away from, because she represents danger to their safety. And THAT'S likely one of the reasons she's good at creating fear. ...That turned out to be an essay and a half, good grief xD
You could probably pass alll of your exams with a fullmark if you as enthusiastic for work, as you are with lore. Thanks for sumarising this though, it's actually very interesing~
imo she just wants to know the emotion of 'fear'. i mean, that was why she joined the stellaron hunters in the first place, right? because elio promised her he can bring a change for her.
From this essay and a half, I think Kafka doesnt really feel or see fear like normal people. Its like her kind of fun and way of living life to its fullest potential.
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There is something about Kafka's voice that separates her from other mommy characters, I can't explain it but when she speaks it's like being force to listen to her even if your not trying. If she talks you will listen.
right? her voice has something that makes people drawn to her. Just the right amount of something and an unknown of something placed and moved into our heads and just does the trick, just unexplainable. Her voice is sweet and soothing yet stern and something (mean? demanding? condescending with no condescending tone?) you can hear a faint streak of life thats also brimming yet.. idfk anymore goddammit her voice is very entrancing
Maybe cause how calm but tired at the same time she sounds, weird to say but it kinda does sound like a mom giving you one more attemp to obey before she gets mad
I love how her line about her home planet boils down to either: -"I missed the show when it got destroyed. What a bummer." -"Damn.... somebody fixed it! What a bummer...."
Tbh HSR show me why the mommies are best characters and I am not sure, whether I like it or like it (just look at Kafka, Himeko and Natasha, they are so fcking good), before HSR I loved all the types of characters in anime/games, but now I just love the mommies
Yeah even before the game came out I already was interested in her when they revealed some of the characters and my interest in her just has kept growing ever since Ron it’s about 20000 times bigger then our solar system
I can't point out why, but the way Kafka talks reminds me of Dazai from BSD. Like. That seductive tone, the subtle meanings behind every word. A must pull if I hadn't wasted all my salary for Blade :cry:
I confess it, I start playing this game JUST because of her ! (And I didn't regret it, she's a wonderfull character to play and the game is really fun to play and have an interesting story, even in sub-story and side quest, wich is really impressive for a Gacha Game) 1:28: They ruined her fun ! I'm just dying, it's so funny XD
English Dub Kafka is the exact midpoint between 'perpetually exhausted thirty-something single mother', 'intergalactic criminal mastermind', and 'antagonist who gets a bit too excited for combat'. It's a rare combination but wooooo boy does it work.
Her voice actress does a really good job
She sounds like someone whose dtf but might kill you if you did something wrong
@@noneofjobussines Well, black widows have been known to eat their mates, and she does have a pretty obvious spider motif...
wow i just found out Kafka's VA is 40 yo, no wonder she sounds so hot and mature 😅
@@counterfeit9187 Ayo sir 👁️
I think I realized something.
Kafka likes velvet coats because they're difficult to maintain, she prefers to look at the fierce waves closer than the pier allows, and loves watching Blade fight. She doesn't feel fear, and all these things she likes are things people avoid *because of fear* . So why would Kafka be drawn to those things? Because they're all dangerous, in some way. She likely watches Blade from closer than most people would, and I doubt someone with such a fixation for how much care velvet coats need would like them that much. So I think that while she doesn't feel fear, she *does* feel the adrenaline; and that's why she's drawn to them.
It also helps explain how she's so good at creating fear. Because of her lack of it, she's willing to create or participate in scenarios where no sane person would, because *they'd be too scared to do so* . And when someone sees that they think, "Why the hell would she do those things?"; and I believe they'd come to two answers: either she's crazy, or those situations don't represent danger to her; and the latter suggests that Kafka herself is more dangerous than those situations. No matter the answer, the conclusion is that Kafka is someone they should stay away from, because she represents danger to their safety. And THAT'S likely one of the reasons she's good at creating fear.
...That turned out to be an essay and a half, good grief xD
Good essay
You could probably pass alll of your exams with a fullmark if you as enthusiastic for work, as you are with lore.
Thanks for sumarising this though, it's actually very interesing~
imo she just wants to know the emotion of 'fear'. i mean, that was why she joined the stellaron hunters in the first place, right? because elio promised her he can bring a change for her.
From this essay and a half, I think Kafka doesnt really feel or see fear like normal people. Its like her kind of fun and way of living life to its fullest potential.
This is the perfect explanation for “I am not in danger; I AM the danger”
"bullets r more obedient.."
currently identify as a bullet rn
Dam same
Same fr
💀
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"It's creates a miracle but convinces you of an accident" - interesting line here. Very motherly.
thats how i was born
@@mysme707 Who's the dad though?
@@aeso3555 silver wolf
@@aeso3555 it's Baldie
eh Bladie
i cannot fix her, but god... she could absolutely destroy me
bruh x5
@@ShakomI just love the fact you react to these comments with Bruh and then x2 or x5 depending on the comment
Same lmao
There is something about Kafka's voice that separates her from other mommy characters, I can't explain it but when she speaks it's like being force to listen to her even if your not trying. If she talks you will listen.
right? her voice has something that makes people drawn to her. Just the right amount of something and an unknown of something placed and moved into our heads and just does the trick, just unexplainable. Her voice is sweet and soothing yet stern and something (mean? demanding? condescending with no condescending tone?) you can hear a faint streak of life thats also brimming yet.. idfk anymore goddammit her voice is very entrancing
Thats because her voice has a cowgirl accent it is really so high noon accent thats why its so hot
mommy Makima powers indeed 🐕
Dommy mommy
Maybe cause how calm but tired at the same time she sounds, weird to say but it kinda does sound like a mom giving you one more attemp to obey before she gets mad
i'm not a simping type of man
but i'll admit kafka makes me feel things
in a certain spot that i can't take about
Bruh x2
Sounds like a simp in denial lol.
In other words she makes you a simp for her even if u don’t simp you’ll simp for her
The heart right
*the heart right*
“She’s got a LOT of ideas for someone so small.”
SW: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?!
Lmao she small tho
God, she sounds like you just caught a jazz lounge singer in the middle of their smoke break. It's mesmerizing.
Perfect way to describe her EN voice. It's alluring
Cheryl's voice does make me feel things below~ indeed.
Bruh...
@@Shakom And I am proud for that lmfao
Damn. Thank you for your honesty 😂
same
As you should lmao
I love how her line about her home planet boils down to either:
-"I missed the show when it got destroyed. What a bummer."
-"Damn.... somebody fixed it! What a bummer...."
Gotta love how Kafka stopped going to the planet with the sea after the people of that planet made it easier to look at the waves.
I love Kafka she is everything and I honestly think she'd be a cool friend. Also she synergises well with my babygirl Sampo and that's cool
I am a Kafka Simp and im proud to be one.
You're not alone
you have my sword
Hear hear 🍻
And I’m disappointed in u sadly
@@kane.alazare Lemme join in the fun
This woman is an ASMR machine.
dunno why but her voice is almost hypnotizing. I can't stop listening to it. it's her spirit whisper, gotta be it
I love how Shakom is just replying "bruh" to the down bad comments 😭
Was about to write the same thing 😂
_"All space and time are practically infinite, and yet right here, right now, emerge...."_
Yae! Hahahaha
man i swear her voice is on par with Yelan EN and Yae Miko JP in terms of ear-pleasure
1:16 this is my favorite line so far HAHA
I swear Mihoyo did this on purpose, they know thier audience 😂 they going to get me to swipe lol
They doing it for money, and actually I think income from Kafka banner will be...... Well, twice more than from Hu Tao banner💀
1:38 made my right hand shiver 😢
0:08 "I helped Elio with this." -Yae Miko
I don’t even play Honkai but damn Kafka is making it difficult to resist the temptation…
1:44 my favourite so far
Her voice is so goddamned amazing. “I’m in control and I need only a calm whisper for you to obey”
god her ENG voice screams "slay" so much lmfao
shes so cool i hope i get her once her banner comes
0:50 "Creation without knowledge of consequences...this is the true definition...of risk-taking." -Jing Yuan, 2023
00:09 Emerge
we share the same braincells
Tbh HSR show me why the mommies are best characters and I am not sure, whether I like it or like it (just look at Kafka, Himeko and Natasha, they are so fcking good), before HSR I loved all the types of characters in anime/games, but now I just love the mommies
Her voice makes me sleepy and make me wanna sleep forever while listening to her talking
"playing the viloin n firing a gun both require flexible fingers~"
u can also use these fingers to [ censured ] i wouldnt mind :D thank u.
Bruh x9
This is the first and only time that I'll admit to simping😂
Thanks very very much
Okay that's it, I'm going for Kafka 😆
Same here, I wanted blade badly but this is on a whole new level of priority
Bro when she said right here right now I instinctively said emerge and I don't even have yae
Flexible fingers?
Say less mommy
Bruh x4
that’s what she-
Bruh
Others: Hi how are you?
Kafka: Hi~ How~ Are~ You~
"bullets are more obedient"
finally some one who can out smart a bullet
Yeah even before the game came out I already was interested in her when they revealed some of the characters and my interest in her just has kept growing ever since Ron it’s about 20000 times bigger then our solar system
Kafka: *Speaks*
Me as a fellow Trailblazer: "I think something inside me just awoken..."
Like a wise man once said:
UWOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEGGSS!!!!!
Bruh x 3
She makes me want to do unwise things.
I can't point out why, but the way Kafka talks reminds me of Dazai from BSD. Like. That seductive tone, the subtle meanings behind every word. A must pull if I hadn't wasted all my salary for Blade :cry:
I decided on skipping blade even tho I really wanted him because I want Kafka no matter the cost
At your service my queen
If i don't get her, there's no more purpose for me to continue the game
0:08 did she just turn to yae miko for a sec
How is the English VA more of a tease than the Japanese for once.
I can't wait for the day that Kafka feels fear. I do hope that we will be the ones to give her that experience.
Imagine Kafka giving you a JO- nvm
Im feeling thing's i havent felt in a long time
Dear Mom,
I am on a guaranteed. I will bring you home, I promise. Your daughter loves you very much.
Signed,
Stelle!
now im devastated wether i should save for kafka or blade
:')
Swipe your card and achieve your dream of being sandwiched by Kafka and Bla-
@@fulnaz3164 ill actually do that, thank you.
Wow Kafka is like drunk Lisa...and more unhinged
Damn.... I want to be a violin now, so Kafka can use her fingers on me
AYO...but I agree with you
Why is her Voice so down right perfect?
Right here right now emerge
I have skipped 3 banners bc of this lady! She’s coming home on the next update!
Kafka and Blade are the team rocket
One problem we all deciede for to pull TvT. Between Kafka and Blade. I still need to choose ahhhhh TvT.
Stop being a simp. Join the sigma Blade users. Kafka is temporary and weak, while Blade is ETERNAL.
@@neratro8524 TvT not a simp. choosing the character wisely in battles.
Just realized this not too long ago. But isn't Kafka's spirit whisperer (listen to me) ability just Aponia's power of Discipline (Please).
Ok I’m not into mommy types but hot damn her voice is just so DAMN…CRISPY…
0:08 EMERGE
(Laying down in submission) I am now ready mommy ❤️
I'll surprise her with my 10 billion stellar jades
I assure you, I am only pulling for her due to her insane DoT enabler. Nothing else. (I think this is the 100th comment)
MY MOTHER
I am so down bad for this woman istg I'm on my knees for her I need her to come home I'm barking for you my beloved Kafka PLEASE COME HOME
The way she purrs "Hi, astral expressers" I CAN'T- I'm folding, I'm KNEELING
The Kafka pose in the thumbnail gave me William afton vibes
If this continues Kafka might become my bisexual awakening
1:17 ...... Summer Kafka LET'S GOOO!!!!!
Ayato theme fits perfectly with her
Hi, i love the staleon huntes so, can You pls do the Blade's video? I wanna hear the hotty edgy voice lines
Maam why did you say pleasure in that way when talking abt Blade? 🤨
I confess it, I start playing this game JUST because of her ! (And I didn't regret it, she's a wonderfull character to play and the game is really fun to play and have an interesting story, even in sub-story and side quest, wich is really impressive for a Gacha Game)
1:28: They ruined her fun ! I'm just dying, it's so funny XD
She gives me Makima vibes
Woof woof woof! Bark bark bark! Arf arf arf!
Bruh x8
I wouldn't judge anyone who found the way Kafka spoke in this video to be seductive. 😳😳😳
My 215 free pulls be waiting for you Kafka my queen 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Ayato Music is just 🔥🔥🔥😌
I heard her voice from the advertisement when the video began!
See no matter what anyone says when i get my hands on this game one day on console realse im playing dub just for her.
im gonna pull for kafka just to hear this voice forever
Sadly, you will not hear it forever.
@@neratro8524 well, i'll die for sure at some point, but that's too deep anyway xD
0:09 right here, right now, eMeRgE
Another reason I’m pulling for her
Ill admit, Ive always avoided simpingbut I think I get it now, I feel things
0:50 👀👀👀
You know what else is flexible, mommy?
No...i'm sorry i can't
0:20 that's sus, she probably worked in a McDonald's
0:08 right here right now?! blud is yae miko!!!
Her end voiceline 😂😂😂 sho cute
AMBOUTACUHHH
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW EMERGE
Blade next 😊
KAFKA PLS COME HOME
I am so glad I have her 😍
I'm sorry, but that quote about flexible fingers- KAFKAAAA
Thats it i m pulling for her good bye blade see you next rerrun
i dont know what it is, but kafkas voice makes me feel a little funny down there
damn kafka is truly thirsty not gonna lie
thirsty 😂