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youre saying about that bug when after Giorno torture dance started your intro with sound from video with Josuke healing his dead grandfather after that it combined with video about SCR and Diavolo in real life?
1:17 this is the alternate universe where Fugo goes to check on Bucciarati because he was taking so long and overhearing their plan to take over the gang, making him leave at the very beginning of the part
@@reza-farzanzaidi4984 Whenever Giorno killed Diavolo with “Golden Experience: Requiem” An infinite amount of possibilities for Diavolo (which actually means Devil in Italian, with dio meaning god, and since Girono is the son of dio that makes him Jesus lol) to die in we’re created. What’s I’m assuming happened in the time stamp is Dio killed Diavolo mid monologue, explaining how this caj technically be cannon. Koitchi killing Diavolo with a rock would technically be cannon because it’s among an infinite number of possibilities.
No he couldnt, lets see, jotaro, josuke and giorno would die from the fever, koichi wouldnt meet jotaro nor josuke, jotaro wouldnt send him to italy, giorno also wouldnt be there, so yes, passione would keep selling drugs, bruno wouldnt want to know the boss indentity trish would die, jolyne would exist, and DIO i dont really kniw
Nope, even if jotaro pumps his heart again there’s no way for his soul to come back, it lacks “resolve”, joesph was able to come back bc he has enough resolve .this is a meme so normal jojo cannon stuff doesn’t apply tho Edit: also yes you’re right but you’re missing one small thing: the person must’ve enough resolve for the revival, if not then no mater how many time jotaro pumps his heart he’s not gonna come back
Thumbnail Dio:Son,remember,dying is gay. Giorno:You're repeating. Thumbnail Dio:Then remember this... Stands with small ranges can become terrorist weapons,so use 'em. Giorno:... I will think about it.
Dio in the thumbnail: *instructing giorno on how to use a gun* Giorno in the thumbnail: what the hell dad this is supposed to be a stand fight not a war
5:11 Joskues Grandpa could have been destroyed on the inside, like destroying his brain, Joshep had blood loss, nothing to severe, something like filling him up with blood and pumping the heart, would revive him, but with Joskues Grandpa he would got destroyed through the inside, something like pumping the heart, would not revive him.
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STICKY FINGERS!!!!!!!
Don't worry Its okay
youre saying about that bug when after Giorno torture dance started your intro with sound from video with Josuke healing his dead grandfather after that it combined with video about SCR and Diavolo in real life?
Yes
Okay
Jotaro: *gets into an awkward situation*
Star Platinum: "So anyway I started stopping time."
So anyway i star- ...
So anyway i started punching
so anyway ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
So anyways I stopped starting time. Wow this sounds weird
you mean bzzbbzzrbrbzbrbvvvr
I like how, "Ight imma head out" basically is star platinum za warudo.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
@@pdupont1212 no u
@@pdupont1212 no u
Pdupont no u
*but it's opposite day*
Everybody gangsta until DIO pulls out the world 47
And then his enemy jotaro pulls out Star Platinum 47
Malospros same weapon as Star Platinum
@Melon Pan yup
Where tf did they even get that image
Star Platigun vs Za raifu
Stand Master: DIO
Stand Name: AK47-The World
Rat: wait, that's illegal.
Ahhh yes thx for pointing it out
Hol horse go brrr
The thumbnail be like
Stand Master: Giosuke Gioshikata
Stand Name: Crazy Gold/Diamond Experience
ZA-AK47DO
World47
Just remember that dio had to carry polnareff back down the stairs each time he tries to go up
The weight.....
i remember hearing them talk about this on jojo radio lmaoo. it’s pretty funny to think about how much effort he put into that
@@kieranki he has super strength
@@FireyJm not even star platinum could lift polnareff's giant ass
@@Voidi-Void Dio is a friggin Vampire
DIO: ZA RATTUDO!
Giorno: Dad please stop.
STICKY FINGERS
@@lumine9595
Giorno:Mom not you too!
Za Ratt
@Giorno Giovanna WHA
Magdonal
Me: *See's thumbnail*
Also me: So its the same type of gun as star platinum.
In the thumbnail Dio isn't a muscular lol
S t o l e n
Joseph Joestar OH MY GAAAAAAWWWD ITS YOU!
@@gnzephise_1589 part 5 DIO
Star Platinum : AK47, THE WORLD : AK HEAVEN
Moms when they see Kakyoin: *NIGERUNDAYO*
Haha, yeah
@@LisaLisa-sn9nc kakyoin might notice u, thats a warning so u better start nigerundiyo
@@jbblogz he won't notice me
Bucceratti : Oh fak
@@brunobucciarati4793 You should be scared cause once Kakyoin hears that you're the best mom in JoJo , there's no stopping him
Me laughing*
Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing
My mind : Mista Bean
Mista crabs
@@elanerodrigues2286 lmfao
Mista joestar
Mista Jones
Roblox YBA
no lipstick villain: kinda powerful
villain with lipstick: gay but op
Dio
Some Villians with lipstick: gay but op but straight
If kira wanted a calm life, then why he lives in a Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town
Literally the plot of LazyTown
He said it! He said the thing!
and why his stand is go boom boom?
@StarWars_AlphaKitsune ask him
@StarWars_AlphaKitsune wdym?
Weather Report uses his ability to create rain and stop a group of lolis to go to the beach and torture a poor dolphin
SaDVeC he knows pt6
Jotaro likes weather report but only for that reason no other reasons
@@Sumbol7224 He asked my daugther if she pees, what a creepo
No one ever asks Koichi if he pees
Therapist: Yoshikaro Kuira doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.
Yoshikaro Kuira: 1:57
This is just kira parr 8 where he is jotaro tecnicly
Its 2:11 to be more precise
5:46
When u realize ur father is older than ur grandfather
So you were never early
Therapists: torture dance Giorno isn’t a thing he can’t hurt you
Torture dance Giorno: 1:04
"josuke..."
"eh?"
"your grandpa is kill"
"no"
Where were u wen josuke granpa die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"oi josuke, your grandpa is kil"
"no"
Dagakotowaru
@@egg9709 that actually makes me cry , no joke
@@maskedredstonerproz same
Top 10 reasons not to watch JoJo:
Reason number 1/2/3/5/6/7/8/9/10:
Speedwagon doesn't have enough screentime.
Peeguagon
mista is relieved
@@hamimseam2591 4
@@hamimseam2591 think Mista was in part 4
@@hamimseam2591 4 is mista
Josuke hair either looks like a big, juicy blue steak or a blue soggy boot.
How are you not afraid to say that
You have no right to say that with that profile pic
you bastard, what did you say about my hair?!!
@@vibingcat1528 agree I comment with this
Giorno Q-bert
Giorno Q-bert
4:26 then jotaro stopped thinking. He didn’t realize star platinum can get hearts pumping up again.
I think he being selfish because he wasn't as attached to josuke's grandfather
That is not something that is unique to Star Platinum every stand could do that.
araki forgot moment
@@domagojzrilic3767 hol horse can get a heart pumping
@@yellowboi2879 Emperor might not be able to do that, Sex Pistols probably can because of the numbers (i forgot their names)
1:03 "look at how they massacred my boy"
That was not me what was that?
@@giornogiovanna9205 is you but with a bigger forehead
I give you 69 likes enjoy whilst it last
0:19
top 10 reasons not to watch JJBA-
JoJo fans: [KING CRIMSON]
Yeah, that’s exactly what I was about to comment
number 2-
DIO: ...and thats how I met your mother, Giorno
Giorno: *Unholy Wryying*
(An improved version of Dominotik's commentary)
Unnoticed likes. Sadly
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Speedwagon is waifu
Bruh
Speedmustache
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Speedwagon is more than a waifu
Top tier waifu
@@fuenigo HE IS GOD THAT IDIOT SAID HE WAS A WAIFU HE IS A GOD
Jotaro: "No stand Bring dead to life back again."
Giorno With his Golden Experience: "are you sure about that"
Lol bruno was dead all time
Star platinum Be like:IM SORRY WHAT
There's no stand can bring life form part 1-4
Wasn't bruno soul controlling his corpse?
@@schwerterwithblanket5106 but jotaro bring Joseph back to life
“No stand can bring the dead back to life.”
10 years earlier: “Joseph is dead!”
Jotaro: lol nope
Torture dance giorno isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Torture dance giorno: 1:16
@Esau Acosta Martin torture
My Therapist: Fugorno isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Fugorno: 1:03
Giogo
1:04 actually no wait mista get out now
Dio: were going hunting giorno
Giorno: hunting for what?
Dio: a life for you
Lol
1:47
JOTARO would do anything to save a dolphin
I t s p e r f e c t
I like how people ignored the fact that Josuke’s grandpa’s insides were messed tf up, while Joseph just had no blood
They weren't messed up once Crazy Diamond did his thing.
Crazy Diamond can heal organs and guts, so yeah.
Naw his soul had already acended all the way, he was ready to die
Dio: ok son, so this gun is very hard to use. Watch closely...
Giorno: dad stop, your on LSD again
-
These memes awakened me from my death
Shut the fuck up
@@pdupont1212 WTF Happened With You Keyboard If Only Have
S
H
U
T
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
U
P?
*but it's opposite day*
Oya Oya, if it isn't the donut boi
@@parzival4960 no
You know what else is Bizarre?
How this channel doesn't have enough subs
I mean they do steal thumbnails without credit
@@lizard_man4379, go read the description.
Next time, check the description before accusing the uploader of something
No
It might be cause most of the memes are not that good I can see some little aspects of the video are good but there too few
69 likes
Jotaro:no stand can bring the dead back to life
Jotaro:*brings dead grandpa to life*
1:17 this is the alternate universe where Fugo goes to check on Bucciarati because he was taking so long and overhearing their plan to take over the gang, making him leave at the very beginning of the part
8:08 KA KATANA AHO GA
It has been 20 minutes and i am still laughing at this part
H M OH MY GOD!!
8:08*
RawazFHK: 10 minutes of bizarre JoJo's memes
The other 17 seconds: 🆂🅰🅳 🅽🆄🅼🅴🆁🅸🅲🅰🅻 🅽🅾🅸🅲🅴🆂
What? No , it said it in the title , and when I clicked it had 17 secs left
So who has no dignity now
STICKY FINGERS
Just some guy with half a Mustache NOICES
U copied the guy I see everywhere
*but it's opposite day*
Last time i was this early speedwagon wasnt god
Oh so you were never early
Fool, SBR's Speedwagon (aka Jesus Christ) was God all along
@@saviplayer4546 indeed
Mista: “why are we here, just to suf-FOUR”
Suf-five
Suh-seven
Suf-eight
3:48 dio: hi how ya doin? Polnareff: SILVER CHAI--
2:39 can technically be canon as long as diavolo dies
*insert Roundabout music*
How tho wut
@@reza-farzanzaidi4984 Whenever Giorno killed Diavolo with “Golden Experience: Requiem” An infinite amount of possibilities for Diavolo (which actually means Devil in Italian, with dio meaning god, and since Girono is the son of dio that makes him Jesus lol) to die in we’re created. What’s I’m assuming happened in the time stamp is Dio killed Diavolo mid monologue, explaining how this caj technically be cannon. Koitchi killing Diavolo with a rock would technically be cannon because it’s among an infinite number of possibilities.
@@Ender-fr3ql tf
How to be a Real jojo.
1. Kill DIO
2. Get the diary
3. ???
4. Profit
Its an abd reference ?
@@ama5429 yes
Jotaro: No stand can bring a person back from the dead.
Star platinum: *Heh am I a joke to you?*
The guys after Joseph get a heart beat: WE DID IT!!!!
Jotaro: *WE?*
Ye they put blood in jospeh
0:37 I died at this part
U fell for it, fool!
Thunder cross split attack!
I like Dio because:
He attacc
He Protecc
but most importantly
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK
N-Nani
F U 匚 k
King Crimson! Erase ti-
*ZA WARUDO*
Star platinum! Za warudo! *OVER HEAVEN!*
1:49 how do I type that dolphin sound
Rtatattatatat
"!@#$#@!@$"
* dolphin sounds *
Aagaga aaaa agaga
Kaakakaka
Somebody in 2020: araki can you tell us what is hamon?
Araki: *well.... ummm.... uhhh*
the sun's own energy , according to Joseph joestar
8:07 LMAO THATS RIDICULOUS
9:02 I can't believe how fitting it is
The fact dio could have been in part 5 like that could strangely work so well
No he couldnt, lets see, jotaro, josuke and giorno would die from the fever, koichi wouldnt meet jotaro nor josuke, jotaro wouldnt send him to italy, giorno also wouldnt be there, so yes, passione would keep selling drugs, bruno wouldnt want to know the boss indentity trish would die, jolyne would exist, and DIO i dont really kniw
@@killer_queen3565 why jotaro and the fever?
@@tldr585 the fever was killing the joestar bloodline slowly, it would get on jotaro sooner or later
@@killer_queen3565 Joseph stated that holly was "affected" because she didnt have a strong spirit to repel off dios villain spirit ?
@@tldr585 hmmmm
7:04CEASAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
It's 7:04
@@Naskori the best part is 7:04 u stoopied
Press C to pay respect.😔
7:07 men i press enter and the timming loool
yeah 3:57 brings up a good point after Josuke heals someone even if they're dead all jotaro needs to do is start their heart
Nope, even if jotaro pumps his heart again there’s no way for his soul to come back, it lacks “resolve”, joesph was able to come back bc he has enough resolve .this is a meme so normal jojo cannon stuff doesn’t apply tho
Edit: also yes you’re right but you’re missing one small thing: the person must’ve enough resolve for the revival, if not then no mater how many time jotaro pumps his heart he’s not gonna come back
Just keep pressing 3:57 and you wil here the timestop effects again and again
5:26 couldn’t jotaro just do that when The Lovers was in Joseph’s head, also he did it to Kakyoin’s flesh bud.
But then how he would make his heart beat?
Use microorganism platinum to kick the heart?
5:46 what a music
also Kakyoin had no way to be healed since there was no healer other than joseph who was injured
4:43 it wasnt a stand that bring Joseph back to life, it was Dio's Blood he sucked from Joseph and Jotaro helped with Star Platiniums Hand
Yes but techicnally it was a stand because of jotaros star plstinum starting his heart
Fun fact:dio’s blood transfer made it possible for jotaro to activate his heart because you know blood happens
Jotaro: no stand can bring the dead back to life
TV: OH YEAH
Thumbnail Dio:Son,remember,dying is gay.
Giorno:You're repeating.
Thumbnail Dio:Then remember this...
Stands with small ranges can become terrorist weapons,so use 'em.
Giorno:...
I will think about it.
Every time Dio backs polnaref,polnaref say:
Ah shit here wr go again
Ah shit here wr go again
Dio: *pulls out the world 47* son, this is how you use a stand
Dio in the thumbnail: *instructing giorno on how to use a gun*
Giorno in the thumbnail: what the hell dad this is supposed to be a stand fight not a war
4:27
Giorno: Aight Imma pretend I didnt hear that
Intro: 10 Reasons not to watch Jojo
Me: Oh I should definitely watch JoJo
6:27 : This is how i think jotaro would look if kira would hurt DOPLHIN rip
Jotaro: No stand can bring back the dead
Giorno: Hold my arrow
Teacher: (gives homework)
Homeless: 0:43
Jotaro: no stand can bring back lives.
Also jotaro: revives Joseph using star platinum.
4:26 Jotaro: no stand can revive people
Giorno: ... but me?
4:25
9:15
Cool you fixed
Edit: 8:54 this been added in video it wasn't in previous video
8:00 I was expecting a Rick roll lmao
Thunder cross split attack is the jojo version of rick roll
The one with doppio being DIO is actually a pretty good plot twist
Doppio - opp =
DIO
3:03
You were expecting diavolo but it was me dio
Giorno looked like mark Zuckerberg's lost twin in italy
4:28 **Giorno peeks through window**
Ev3nn Giorno couldn't fully bring Bucellati back
Dio: Yes, Polnareff! Once again I shall make you take those steps repeatedly!
Polnareff: NOOO
jotaro: Josuke. no stand can brind the dead back to life.
Josuke: **watched jotaro vs dio**
Josuke after it: Bring my grandpa back to life :D
4:16 when you Rez your teammate but they disconnect causing the mission to fail
6:10 u took the I sleep,real shit meme beyond
that transition from TCSA to torture dance gave me a stand on a hol' nother level
5:53 Jotaro is too lazy that day thats why he didnt revive him by starting his pulse
3:30 Dio is using instant time stop cool down hack
Report him
VOCAL PROCESSION ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL
Thank you for making my day better.
New dio stand confirmed: Za Gundo
6:04 🤣🤣🤣
5:05 is just soooo out of context
you fell for it fool!
thunder cross split attack!
0:00 - 10:05 you got some pretty gud memes right there
Me when it’s hot: GET THIS SHIT OFF OF ME AAAAAA!
My dad: Wtf
3:41
It's over DIO...
I have the [HIGH GROUND]
YOU UNDERESTIMATE DIO'S POWER
5:11 Joskues Grandpa could have been destroyed on the inside, like destroying his brain, Joshep had blood loss, nothing to severe, something like filling him up with blood and pumping the heart, would revive him, but with Joskues Grandpa he would got destroyed through the inside, something like pumping the heart, would not revive him.
You realize Josuke probably healed his insides along with his face right?
6:15 *NIGERUNDAYOOOO*
"no stand can get dead ppl back to life."
giorno giovanna: *am i a joke to you*
At 4:34 if you pay close attention and hear really well, you can hear giorno laughing in the background
JoJo Part 3: Buff men talking each other until someone gets damaged
3:53 in the end pol was thrown down the stairs and had to go through the endless torture
Jotaro: "Sorry That was a weird thing to say"
Me: YOU DON'T SAY
5:46 Me trying to narrow down the Joestar family tree.
Now this is how I like to start my day