I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES
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- Опубліковано 23 лип 2023
- Hi guys my name is Dankus and they just said that my fort divisions were weak.
WTF, why do they do that, that's mean. So I'm here to show them who's the true gamer55.
It's time to make them suffer and we're gonan do that in Africa with an army full of forts and it's basically super epic like moving forts get it chat I'm really haha xd.
So I like video games, do you like HOI4 MP, I like Hearts of Iron 4 the game.
It's joever.
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Dankus using paratroopers without almost getting banned is something i never thought i would see
in this it is no paras just more city stats
they can't paradrop anymore, they are basically specialsed units for urban tiles and alike
LOL I love how "good'ol Rambler try" is now the synonymous term for " I don't know what the heck I am doing but I will give my best effort"
I feel like it more often implies that it's expected to fail
Truly one of the rambler moments of all time
Yeah pretty funny how it's become such a big saying in the HOI4 community
I don't get why he said it, I don't think console commands were used
@@USELESSDCK what? 💀
Australia in WWII had at one point over 10% of the total population under arms. And that's not counting the people employed in war-time production.
Of a population of around 7 million 730000 people were in the armed branches and let's not forget that those 7 million include children, elderly and women. Of all those groups only a small percentage was directly in the armed forces, so about 50% of the men in fighting age were indeed fighting.
For obvious reasons that wasn't sustainable, especially the lack of skilled labour put an immense strain on the economy so the first moment that the government thought the Japanese threat to the homeland wasn't imminent they downsized the armed services by about 40%. It's still crazy that a country with a population this tiny at one point had an army that nearly rivals that of today's PRC army in manpower.
we are just built diff
I like how people used to say Dankus can only play tanks but it turns out he’s just good
TommyKay on suicide watch
Dankus either carries his team or he plays so bad you question whether he has a mental disability
Just not on uk lol
@@petitchaton9677 wym he always baits Germany to Sealion
@@dogdog2635😂 true true.
I aspire to be as good as the UK in this game
Based pfp
If you're older than 5, you've probably already accomplished your goal!
I know the guy with the hungarian troll tanks. Bonafide chad with his builds. I'm glad other people are suffering him as well.
dankus really went from really low mic to not peak to extremely loud and low quality mic in 2 videos lol
I literally cant watch his videos anymore, my fucking ears man
dankus and audio quality go like water and oil
"They said my forts are weak"
... and then this happened? 😂
@@Dwarfsayingwtf certified dankus Micro esports alta Oman moment
The entire game was a giant allied major skill issue. The U.S and the U.K did absolutely nothing.
Your comment sums up 90% of PMFU-based games.
the thing is, who puts a mewbie as uk? the guy who chose the countries is the one at fault
@@pedronabais1456 Most of the time the "meta people" are wehraboos who spam racist gifs in the NSFW section that pick Axis countries. Then the Allies are mostly random. Every once in a while the "meta people" pick Allies. 9/10 games are a complete stomp because these people form a group and only play together.
@@datboi7893 yeah i messed a bit around with the eu4 mp but never with hoi4 besides videos
then again obligatory all hoi4 players are racist so that doesnt leave much
@@pedronabais1456 cap i m germany main and not nazi or racist
Dankus losing hair because his HOI addiction has made him ignore hygiene and the stress gained shaved atleast 25 years off of his life.
Lmao😂😂
“They said my mental illness was weak…”
UK Player on his way to throwing the game: 🚶
Well not everyone can be the best at a game. Dankus has thousands of hours. Maybe the UK only has a couple hundreds. It's a game not a tournament, it's whatever. We all started somewhere.
@@katra5673however, the way he talked about 'bokoen games' makes me think this is a competitive game with a high skill level, and this UK was apparently not up to par. I also understand if they are new to the mod, or first time on UK with the mod, etc, but it is still annoying for everyone else on the team if the major is throwing like that.
That's why dankus needs breathing exercises haahha
@@katra5673you could say that, until the UK literally ignored complaints from everyone on the team by doing the thing they kept telling them not to do. There’s only so far “inexperience” can excuse your acts, beyond that you are throwing or just stupid and should not play mp outside of a close friend group vs AI so you can learn to play properly
@@katra5673True, but you’d think in a game with a mod like this that a player on UK would have many, many hours. Hell, I played Germany in a casual game with a few randos in the HOI4 discord, and I had to claw my way to play because I had only 450 hours.
Granted I ate shit that game, mostly because it was 1 am and I was exhausted, but still.
They said my Aussie was weak...
Should be titled "How The UK ARMIES Made Me Suffer"
They said my [INSERT UNFUNNY HERE] was weak.
as an australian i can confirm this a certified dankus memecus moment
The video description is a certified hood classic.
I keep finding your videos sooner after they upload
I want to know what this UK was smoking 😂
Tobruk 1941 Roleplay be like
0:45 nineeee… elevennnn 😮😮😮
This title reminded me of eu4. Dankus, you should consider getting into that as well.
0:45 this sounds familiar....
Rare Dankus Australia sighting
Gordon Ramsey of hoi4
The UK was clearly the MVP in this game
The axis mvp lol
uk annex build fr
Thats easily the worst UK players ive seen
Wouldn't have even been that bad if he would've actually communicated with his team. Especially when he is supposed to be the leader of the allies.
"3:07"
-American civil war in a nutshell
No.
Abraham Lincoln repeatedly stated his war was caused by taxes only, and not by slavery, at all.
"My policy sought only to collect the Revenue (a 40 percent federal sales tax on imports to Southern States under the Morrill Tariff Act of 1861)." reads paragraph 5 of Lincoln's First Message to the U.S. Congress, penned July 4, 1861.
"I have no purpose, directly or in-directly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so," Lincoln said it his first inaugural on March 4 of the same year
uk gorilla tactics meta
How can you see how much equipment you destroyed?
its crazy how germany lost after being in africa until jan 1942
Sid from Toy Story Dankus
This might not be entirely a good idea, but what if Italy just spammed forts, can’t get through the alpine and use costal forts on the ports to try resisting naval invasions
There is bombing from UK and US and other majors. Then you can use siege artillery against forts which basically removes them since you get iirc a 3pp% bonus to attacks. Then you can use green air and Cas to get another bonus. Then stack Intel to remove their entrenchment and they only have the defense buff from the mountains without anything else.
For naval forts you can use shire bombardment for a25% debuff for the enemy and use previously mentioned strats to make them easier to invade
Also italy isn't the best place to hold out. Yes you have the alps and sea but you are also need to defend more land against naval invasions and the keep holding the alps.
Also depending in whether or not the mod you may use has the balance of power, you may get a civil war because you lost Sardinia and africa.
Overall, you can pull it off but you will never break out or be able to actually do something.
Just take the med and make a good dday wall.
Lore of I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES momentum 100
Esport haircut tho
Mic is peakier than the fookin' blinders
They said my hairline was weak
How much did the axis pay the UK?
D day dankus ALTA
(0:45)
*X-Files Theme Plays*
Bro that UK player wtf is he smoking morphine or something lol
bro got the buzz cut
Uk player was getting flamed 😅
UK just installed game man
Ussr guide 2 when
They said my fort armies were weak
And they said my Australia was weak
What mod are you playing
whats the mod
Cheese
What mods is he using I would like to know
this might be the most insufferable UK I've ever seen
that is not how you use insufferable
You love to see it
Which mod is that?
World war bruh
I’ve been balding since I was 18 it is a rip
All my points went to height and build so the hair got left out
W
“Slave labour? Bruh”
what does ''alta'' mean? is it german?
yes it roughly means „dude“ or „what the fuck cunt“
Alter, slang equivalent to "dude"
@@AnglosArentHuman thank you mate
what is this, a dankus video where the music isn't 3 times louder than the voice???
(also could u reupload last vid? it's legis unwatchable)
What mod is this?
World war bruh
Hello
Was gonna watch this but the editor didnt fix sound
Mic please.
whats the mod?
World war bruh
Bruh this UK player
They said my dingo was weak
YEET
Giga Joe Biden UK.
UK is like the Soft Underbelly of the Allies.
Fix mic please
Ban that Uk from playing majors actually just ban him from mp dude is clueless and unresponsive.
esports
obligatory "what mod is this?" comment
I dont know what it is
Their finest bruh is the mod
They said my mic was weak
what mod is this?
Hard to watch
First
I had to watch on 5% volume because of very loud microphone literally unwatchable
Claim your here within a year ticket here (im not a bot just felt like typing this)
👇
When is navy germany