You know, Squeex, you've really changed my opinion on middle-aged balding men. I used to think they were miserable, smelly, and depressing to be around but look at you! Fighting against all odds and continuing to laugh and smile despite being... well, you know, you! 😂 Especially while having one of the most humiliating jobs in the world! Like, seriously, how does he do it? I know I couldn't, that's for sure! I hope one day you can look back and feel fulfilled (somehow) for making us laugh. You may think we're laughing with you but trust me, we're laughing at you. Somedays I wake up worrying that I'll never live up to anyone's expectations but then I think of you and it makes me feel better about myself! A lot better. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this video and hope to see more of your shortcomings soon! xo
Loving the content lately. Baldy. Thank you so much for always putting a smile on my face, it means a lot and I really appreciate you. Thanks for the giggles Bald Man.
I’m just out here waiting for the “real” Mario gamer competition. Squeex, Alpharad, DougDoug, Ludwig. I want to know who wins. Mario Kart, Mario Party, A 2D Speedrun, A 3D Speedrun. Who comes out on top?
Hello Squeex, since I am a viewer you technically work for me. You may refer to me as your boss. I am pleased to say that you no longer have weekends off. Looking forward to you clocking in tomorrow for some fun games!
Squeex is pretending like he's not a furry, "oh idk if I should wear my Mario hat, it has furry ears on it". BLUD SPECIFICALLY BOUGHT THAT HAT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 Also, not to be that guy, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Squeex named himself after the sound a mouse makes? 😳
19:24 foy writes im sorry LMAO FOYLED AGAIN
Classic Foy
Foy is my older brother and he was super happy that he got to play against you and be in the video
Do you have proof of that?
W foy
if i wanted to watch someone scam challenges, I'd just watch ludwig 😹
When did squeex scam I missed it
@@nicknick_nickmario kart he won 1 race with only 4 other players lol
@@andrewching6796 he still won tho
also never beat the mario maker level@@nicknick_nick
@@nicknick_nick scammed those wins against Foy
“bring out my cantankerous count olaf” is such a good line
I JUST SAID THAT LOL
hi squeex! i was fortunate enough to race with you at the beginning and had so much fun! thanks for the great (yet brutal) stream :)
FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY
You cheesed the smash ultimate segment. But I loved every minute of it pookie.
Love the guy that in 18:10 said "I'm clenching my asshole"
15:45 is literally one of the funniest rants Squeexie poo has had. I’m dying
It's funny whenever he reads the chats out loud, he changes it a little
best bald mario player
Heard if the editors show Squeex's bald spot, he kicks their teeth out. Design my goat.
FOYLED:AINTNOWAY
"This year I'll practice" is the 2024 "this year I'll PB"
He honoured his deal!
You know, Squeex, you've really changed my opinion on middle-aged balding men. I used to think they were miserable, smelly, and depressing to be around but look at you! Fighting against all odds and continuing to laugh and smile despite being... well, you know, you! 😂 Especially while having one of the most humiliating jobs in the world! Like, seriously, how does he do it? I know I couldn't, that's for sure! I hope one day you can look back and feel fulfilled (somehow) for making us laugh. You may think we're laughing with you but trust me, we're laughing at you. Somedays I wake up worrying that I'll never live up to anyone's expectations but then I think of you and it makes me feel better about myself! A lot better. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this video and hope to see more of your shortcomings soon! xo
23:24 there are tears streaming donw my face
He sounded so dejected at the end of the video like he'd just finished his 9-5 in a real job
Bro “cantankerous count Olaf” killed me 😭😭
holy shit the giga DISRESPECTing in Smash had me rolling
Honestly didn’t think he’d make it past Ultimate
Awesome to see someone tackling a TCL stage, Apollo/DumbDog is a great map maker
did you wear the tanooki tail too 😍
23:24 certified comma classic 👌🏽
Foy is such a bro
Squeexington the type of guy to pick mario games of anything else kekW
it's crazy how cocky Squeex was after losing about 14 matches of Smash Bros in a row
The pronunciation on Ashton Kutcher at 2:54 must make his aunties proud
The singing was so good squeex!
Squeex is one of the mario players of all time.
The switch to smash fake-out was incredible
watching squeex is like watching your 50 year old dad getting into video games for the first time
23:25 AIN'T NO WAYYY- Its just the angle tho guys seriously
“dude i’m actually gonna say something bad”
23:25 I thought he shaved a square in his head for a bit
"now he tries" he didn't even do the smash documentary line right LMAO
thank u for the video pookiebear, another banger yet again. keep your head up king
Loving the content lately. Baldy. Thank you so much
for always putting a smile on my face, it means a lot and I really appreciate you. Thanks for the giggles Bald Man.
Squeex got no business saying Ashton Kutcher like that 2:55
i am very scared of this guy. He seems very dominant, masculine, and intimidating
Male-pattern baldness is the most common sign of masculinity! With how bad he's got it, I'd say he's the most masculine man of them all! 😊
I watched all the VODs already
Ultimate Mario Squeexer
Runs directly into a wall, "This is the worst game!"
24:38 didnt know you could sing that well
Squeex you look great, you don’t look a day over 54!
3:29 oh i love this downnn omg
FOYLED AGAIN
Squeex self imposed torture arc
Watching Squeex play ultimate is painful and I'm dreading it
lil bro went full ludwig for the intro lmao
I’m just out here waiting for the “real” Mario gamer competition. Squeex, Alpharad, DougDoug, Ludwig. I want to know who wins. Mario Kart, Mario Party, A 2D Speedrun, A 3D Speedrun. Who comes out on top?
Another Squeex classic
It's truly admirable that he can he spend hours of his life failing over and over again while being ridiculed. How does he keep going? Lol.
I will watch this stream over and over bro it was SO funny
Some of the absolute worst smash I’ve seen. Great video
2:46 Squeex pronounced Ashton Kutchers last name like its indian
Losing at 2mil gsp is impressive.
You aint the best until you beat DougDoug's chat.
Squeex you've already disappointed your parents by not becoming a doctor. Don't' make it worse by doing your best Scamwig impression too
Squeeze is the coolest
Hello Squeex, since I am a viewer you technically work for me. You may refer to me as your boss. I am pleased to say that you no longer have weekends off. Looking forward to you clocking in tomorrow for some fun games!
Foy was goated
Squeex getting big for us?
Off topic - does anybody know the overlay he uses for the checklist?
The video should be retitled to, "The Green Koopa who believed he was the Mario King ✌"
LOOK AT THOSE GUNS DAMMMMM
Loved this video hahaha
Wait, he's such a good singer tho
Squeeze you gotta understand that running into a player with 3 shells does not mean they threw it behind them
Bro wants to be the Mario guy but can’t even beat randoms in smash
this is close to being a ludwig title
Never seen squeex copy Ludwig so hard
thank god the rat was in his hat otherwise he would have taken days finishing this
He’s gotten a bit hamster like
get FOYLED lol
23:26
Never Forget
20 games of smash with 0 wins is insane
Ludwig type intro lol
Squeex was so babygirl in this video
I love that my favourite Mario game SMS has been boiled down to just one crappy level 😊
Luddy leap
Thank you for showcasing your evil furry mode, Squnc
We made the video pog
That furry hat got so many new viewers to stick around
luna did not give him an apollo level AINTNOWAY actually evil to do to a guy who plays normal levels
Squeex is pretending like he's not a furry, "oh idk if I should wear my Mario hat, it has furry ears on it". BLUD SPECIFICALLY BOUGHT THAT HAT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭
Also, not to be that guy, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Squeex named himself after the sound a mouse makes? 😳
Hes so funny fr
23:25 💀💀💀
FOYLED
The editor miss the scene when he green shelled himself :(
Hi Squeex hope all is well. recently became a viewer really been a fun adventure :)
Squeex why did you ghosted me on grinder ☹
Bro I'm a grimy little smasher that was hard to watch
get Ludwiged
Lost follicle 2c sector 2 row 5 lane 4 since last vid smh😢
FIRE VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
thought this was going to be a video about Dan Gheesling???
squeex is so cool
vivek is a little quirky at night
no pachinko
"decent"