@@amenist I'm with you on that. I've never exploited those ways of gaining quick coin in the game. I grinded it out and looted the living shit out of everything. I have no less then 30000 crowns at any time. I like being wealthy haha
Chaos Draco I never even used the pearls exploit, I just did what I do in every other game and looted everything off everyone and sold it as soon as I became over encumbered, spent as little money as possible, got all the way to 200k in vanilla that way
"Have you ever stolen valuables from other's homes without permission?" *Me who robbed a vault under an auction house , broke into every unlocked home in existence and stole 700 water bottles and vizima champion beers* "Nah Witcher's code man..."
"Ok Yennefer; if anybody asks, you require 24hr nursing care, Lambert is a clergyman, Ciri is 7 people and Dandelion was wounded in the Second Northern War."
If only yax fraud was this easy in real life. "Hey, have you cheated your way out of paying 500000$ dollars? "Nah man" "Understandable, have a great day"
Admiral Ackbar When will the people learn that the witcher's code doesn't exist? In the books Geralt made it all up because he thinks that people with a code are more respected and it could be an easy excuise to prevent jobs he didn't want to do.
There is only one school of witchers that can slay such a beast and that is the school of the chartered accountant, also known as the school of the vulture.
“Have you ever went into someone’s home and taken something without their permission?” *flashbacks* *of* *me* *looting* *everything* *I* *see* *in* *somebodys* *house* Me?!? Never!
This happens if it's the first time you step into Oxenfurt and have a ton of money. Even if you never cheated or used an exploit in the game. I had 75k when I reached Oxenfurt for the first time on a New Game+ and then had a chat with this gentleman. It used to be that you could buy clams from vendors, dismantle them for pearls and sell those for a tidy profit. Or you could kill the cows in White Orchard and sell the leather. Both the exploits referenced here. You still can waltz into people's homes and take their stuff though. Besides the Taxman, CDPR added a Lvl 30 (or 80 if you're in NG+) that spawns if you kill the cows in White Orchard. Not satisfied in patching the glitch, they went the extra mile of adding content just for a laugh. THAT'S how you make a game company!
Not my Dovahkiin, no. She never stole from the innocent. She hunts dragons and sells their bones for money, and she also forges weapons to sell for cash. As for my Fallout characters, my Courier and Lone Wanderer, the former sells meds she makes to cover the costs of her adventure, and the latter sells alien weapons she seized as contraband during the Mothership Zeta incident. Other heroes, however, have the legal authority to steal. Mario and Luigi, the Hero of Kvatch, Commander Shepard, and Link all work for the governments of their day. Shepard is a Spectre, a licensed agent of the Council who can steal or kill at the drop of a hat and still be legally scot-free because the Citadel Council gives them extralegal authority. The Hero of Kvatch works for the Emperor of Tamriel and his royal guards, the Blades. The Mario Brothers work for Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Link works for Princess Zelda of the Kingdom of Hyrule. When they steal or take from your home, it's not theft, it's surprise taxes for the state to fund campaigns against the Reapers, Bowser, the Daedra, or Ganondorf.
@@HolyknightVader999 my Dovahkiins both Khajiits do a lot of jobs for coin and make potions to sell. Firestar is with the Companions and is honorable. Shadowclaw is..... the exact opposite though he'll never steal from the poor.
@@tijstastic2570 There's a sword shop in Toussaint that pays high prices and always has ~20k Edit: There's actually three all in a short distance from each other. Like 50k gold overall
@@tijstastic2570 you can sell both in Novigrad Hattori for the swords (you get him after the swords and dumplings quest, and it's possible to complete the quest if you're 10 lvls under), and the armourer guy near the Vilvadi's bank Meditate 5 days for them to restock money and repeat
Knowledge of the game you're playing that well can still be argued as 'earning' it though. Stealing/Finding raw mats then using your maximum blacksmithing skill too make gear for profit for instance. Buying mats for cheap on one end of the map then selling them for double elsewhere also.
Not gonna lie, I thought the act of him giving you a literal diploma for being a good taxpayer was the highest passive-aggressive threat since how the hell would the math add up just because you lied about your income.
you glitch money basically In other words, you can prompt this sequence by earning significant sum either through exploits or glitches for money but it has a chance of this scene not happening
DeletedGemz didnt exploited or glitched anything and he still appeared. Unless you count as exploiting the act of selling weapons from low level bandits on ng+, which gave me 300 gold or more each since the weapons were leveled up for that mode.
nice boy I never said he was exploiting or used glitches, I was stating them as examples - I haven't glitched, or exploited money and I still got the scene. So I know that there are other ways of prompting this dialogue in-game
It's probably triggered by getting more money than X in you playthrough, but this is just a guess. Almost certainly not HAVING, because I had this dialog after I gave all my money to this equipment enchanting guy in HoS and had like 8k gold.
Clerk: So that's Geralt of Rivia who is next on the list?*pulls list of names form bag and reads* Clerk: Hero of Ferelden, Champion of Kirkwall, Herald of Andraste, Dragonborn....Damn that will take me the whole day.
Sir Link, you simply must stop miraculously stop acquiring money by chopping down bushes and breaking water pots. You are single-handedly causing mass inflation!
As Hero of Ferelden, I made millions buying lyrium dust at the circle tower and selling potions at Denerim. As lyrium is somewhat analogous to a narcotic (it builds dependency), it was equivalent to trafficking drugs.
Eh, many ways to counter that one. Might not have ever been made an official adoption, Temeria might not recognize Nilfgaard adoptions, might be that only direct offspring count in the first place (in which case it's known that Witchers are sterile), might be that the guys simply doesn't know and Geralt isn't in the mood to drag out the process by contradicting him, especially since he hasn't seen said daughter in years...
@@bakersmileyface don't forget, the entire vinyard is payed for in full, including staff expenses, minus renovations by the local government. Who needs tax evasion when the government pays for you luxurious lifestyle with other taxpayers crowns.
Birki gts There’s sort of an exploit I found. It’s a lot less tedious than diving for pearls and other menial tasks. In Toussant, the quest “Knight for hire” where you hunt down criminal knights. The ones that lead a bunch of bandits and have unlawfully gained abandoned estates/fortresses. You can kill everyone except the boss and leave with all the loot and come back to a fully occupied garrison to kill again. Rinse and repeat. Idk how long it takes for them to respawn so try to leave 2 or 3 unfinished before you gain enough gold to be comfortable. Sadly I found this exploit too late and only have the last fortress to exploit. But they seem to respawn relatively quick. They’re there whenever I sell the loot and come back. So far I have grandmaster feline and ursine gear with all the best enchantments. And I still have 200k gold. With 3,000 Orens and 3,000 Florens, at least 10 of each jewelry along with a vast number of tradable goods in my chest at Corvo Bianco for my trustees. Incase I die on the path. Yennefer can live off my accrued wealth and take over my estate. Doesn’t have to lift a finger until she meets me in the after life.
Article 86, section 3 of the Tax Code: "Whosoever purchases goods at an unseemly low price to take advantage of the seller's ignorance shall be subject to a fine equalling two hundred percent of the earnings from any such a transaction." What an absolutely spasticated rule
I see a lot of people calling this communism. Calling it such is just a bad understanding of economics. This law just eradicated the market failure of misinformation by making it law to pay the correct equillibrium price. I don't quite see where communism fits in at all.
@Ba Ba that's fair game. The tax collector would give you a pat on the back, add "upstanding warrior of justice" on your diploma, and point you to the nearest "top notch swords!" seller so that you can promtly get ripped off and sell them for a fourth of their market value, as always.
Tax man: Ever sell skins? Me: I can sell those? Tax man: Ever sell pearls? Me: Ooo, I should sell those. Tax man: Ever rob people? Me: ... For services rendered, folk were all too happy to give me all their material possessions. All. Of them. *Receives diploma. Proceeds to sell skins, pearls, and rob the guy on the corner.*
Damon B In early versions of the game, you could find a beehive in White Orchard and Aard blast it to the blacksmithing store nearby and the bees would kill the shopkeep, then you'd meditate for a couple hours...rinse and repeat.
This is fucking gold. The way he talks about stealing and Geralt is like "Would I EVER?!" when the game will literally let you waltz into a house and clean it out is beautiful
i dont think so cus i sold the hell out of hides (wanted to see the beast protector they added in to stop the glitching) i lied like a dog and didnt get a diploma.
When I first played Witcher 3, I killed some goose and cows every time I I came back into town. Didn't grind them. Then some horrifying demon came out of the fields and killed me.
this is how witcher 3 stands out to other rpgs out there. cd pro crew focuses on small details which is most of the time unnoticable but when your attention comes to it you will be able to appreciate the effort that the team has put through this game.. amazing
+Chrjstheshadow How is plenty a stretch when I've literally played *plenty* of RPGs that have details like this? Also, the Game of the Year award never meant anything
taking advantage of something is not the same as cheating.Its like saying taking advantage of a weakness is cheating. But going out of you way to make youself better is, like if i punched you in the leg be4 a soccer match thats cheating, but if your leg already hurt and i take advantage of that weakness its not cheating.
Objectively, your analogy is super weird. In-game your playing the game in a way that it's not meant to be played. Just because you don't have to download or add anything into the game, it's still cheating regardless. I see it this way; You can still cheat in soccer without having to bring any equipment(for instance) with you. Like picking up the ball, henceforth... However, I can understand your standpoint. I'd say this is completely up to opinion, and I can fully respect yours. :)
"I Dont have a home , I eat mostly what i kill and i kill monsters for a living with varying prices... and you came to ask about taxes.... gutsy gotta tell you that"
If the seller chooses not to educate himself on the value of his wears, thats no fault of the buyer. Its the equivalent of a child changing the rules of the game while in the middle of playing it.
Luke Jones I glitched but I blew all of my crowns on Witcher gear, Gwent cards and the Ofieri runewright: So I was poor as hell and this didn't happen to me.
Him:"have you ever waltzed into someone's he and taken something without their permission" Me:*starts sweating* Geralt:"no, that's against the witcher's code" Me: "nice save"
Imagine this "Glitch/cheat detection" system is in Cyberpunk 2077.. if you really did money cheat in game, the futuristic tax guy will scan and detect you are lying and says "Nice try, i'm not getting fooled again this time" and sends you to jail.. Idk.. it just sounds neat & funny to have IMO xD
Well, considering the PC in Cyberpunk is going to be another Bounty Hunter, I wouldn't be surprised if you'll have to bump up against the law a time or two. It'd be easy to tell if a player used a dev command to spawn money, all CDPR has to do is enable a flag that checks if a specific command is ever run manually and then make sure they create specific dialog to have some fun with.
Used a trainer to skip through some missions since I had lost a save file and was so confused when I saw him lol. Thought he was a quest... and kept the taxpayers certificate.
Kyle Li btw, he doesn't only come from glitches, but generally if u get gold quickly, including quest and selling. Heard u might need a dlc/paxk for that too
@@Linkatchu Or if you're a complete cheating scumbag like me, you'll just use console commands on PC to give yourself millions of crowns. He appeared for me after doing that.
The funniest thing is that I triggered it buy selling all my loot at once that I had stashed. It was about 25k worth of of swords armor and random junk
@@the_weeb_lord1017 ... there's one treasure chest in every zone where you can stash all the things you collect, usually in one of the pubs (shown as a green box on the map)
Taxman: "You've come into a great deal of coin. Quickly." Geralt: "Yeah... I murder whole bandit camps and then sell everything they own to the nearest merchant. That adds up between actual monster contacts."
Witcher's code exists, but it's more of a guideline. The reward is respect and glory in the witcher community. Nobody really punishes you for breaking it.
@@richarddavie6396 This is Geralt we're talking about. He has no code or guidelines, he sticks his third sword into everything female even if it's a god or mutant girl
@@Phantom-el6oe that doesn't mean he has no personal belief of how to behave, it just means sex is of no consequence to him because he can't get a girl pregnant or contract a disease so he might as well satisfy his libido. He still has his other personal beliefs and his own opinion on things. He has standards on the jobs he takes, not going too far for immoral contracts no matter what the pay.
I believe the same thing about witchers having no emotions. When you spend a century hunting monsters for a living, and either having to deal with superstitious peasants or snobby nobles, you get blunt and sarcastic. Having no emotions is the perfect excuse to keep that stuck up lord from executing you for not showing the proper deference.
Sizifus I can’t believe that that cheat code comes up here lol helarious. I find myself thinking of that code every now and again and I’m like geez I used that a lot for it to be so imprinted in my mind.
You get him if you get over 35000crowns, the questions he asks is about 2 early launch game exploits and 1 is just refering to the stealing is very easy.
There was a "Lord Foreshadow" that has appeared in black isle / Bioware fantasy games that gives clues about upcoming studio releases. Started in Baldur's Gate. think he's in neverwinter and one of the Dragon Age games
Seriously I think that would be great! If a guy approached me in Skyrim for making 400k gold doing alchemy and enchanting I’d laugh my ass off! I’d be down to see this in more games
" Have you ever forced your way into someone's house and stolen their valuable stuff ? " -No but there is a Dragonborn guy in Skyrim that has 100 Lockpicking. Hey. Hey you. You are finally awake..
hahaha I did that! I started a bit late so that was the current money glitch at the time. I think they fixed it. i want to play again but i need to find out what the latest tricks are for earning money as some stuff is uh...eeeexpensive
"Thanks for your time, Sir Witcher. Oh, would you perchance know the whereabouts of one Sir Link, Cloud, Dovahkiin, Cmdr Shepherd, any Gray Wardens, any characters answering to Lone Wanderer or any rather fair-looking fellows with outlandish hair?"
It be like that in real life tho. "hey you! We can smell that you've been making a lot of money. We don't know where you got it so that must mean you owe us a portion of it!"
CD Projekt Red might honestly be my favorite devs now. I love somebody had the reaction to the money glitch of "Well we can fix it and then have the tax man turn up" lmao
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"have you ever went into someone's home and taking something without their permission?" *intense flashbacks of everything I have on me right now* "Me?! The witcher code forbids it!"
ran into the taxman too, but i didn't glitch anything, just sold the right goods to the right buyers, weapons/armor and crafting items to blacksmiths, alchemy items to alchemists and herbalists, misc items to merchants, etc.
Ottifant The original short story for Walter Mitty was about a man who was obsessed with daydreaming but was forced to come back to real life to deal with adult responsibilities.
This is literally why Witcher 3 is my all time favorite video game. CDprojekt red were so detailed in every aspect of the game specifically side quests and unnoticeable things.
“Have you ever waltzed into someone’s home and taken something without their permission?” *Remembers looting half of Toussaint looking for black armor dye* Me: “Course Not!”
Only CD Pprojekt Red would get a voice actor and create an extra cutscene when they patch a glitch. These guys are legends
Geralt's VA works directly for them IIRC. Bethesda has a lot of internal voice actors also.
@@amenist I'm with you on that. I've never exploited those ways of gaining quick coin in the game. I grinded it out and looted the living shit out of everything. I have no less then 30000 crowns at any time. I like being wealthy haha
@@MrPeelcam Same. I don't mind grinding, it's enjoyable in this game.
I didn't even glitch and still got this guy. Twice, I believe.
@@MrPeelcam I've got like, 200,000 from just one playthrough.
The developers' way of saying: "We know what you do"
Chaos Draco YES!!!
Chaos Draco That witcher code must be very loosly defined.
i find u on every Witcher 3 vid
:D
Chaos Draco I never even used the pearls exploit, I just did what I do in every other game and looted everything off everyone and sold it as soon as I became over encumbered, spent as little money as possible, got all the way to 200k in vanilla that way
MUUHKO u
"Have you ever stolen valuables from other's homes without permission?"
*Me who robbed a vault under an auction house , broke into every unlocked home in existence and stole 700 water bottles and vizima champion beers*
"Nah Witcher's code man..."
best excuse ever !
There is no such thing as an actual witchers code, its just Geralts personal code. Which he definitely breaks.
@@chase_h.01 r/woosh idiot.
Ryan Williams why woosh?
Ryan Williams | yeah, false whoosh. Wooshes for no reason and calls him an idiot. Ironic.
"Ok Yennefer; if anybody asks, you require 24hr nursing care, Lambert is a clergyman, Ciri is 7 people and Dandelion was wounded in the Second Northern War."
I mean, dandelion *was* injured in the second northern war...
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal!
O.H.T ?????
@@Alperpuse28 Simpsons did it
Lambert Lambert what a priest!
The passive agressivness I feel from CDPR is amazing
If you kill too many cows for their hide they summon a giant demon to teach you a lesson LOL.
@@TheMurras what the fuck
@Odin ua-cam.com/video/fjdllHlZAPM/v-deo.html
Murras I killed it
@@odin3066
You're obviously new to this.
If only yax fraud was this easy in real life.
"Hey, have you cheated your way out of paying 500000$ dollars?
"Nah man"
"Understandable, have a great day"
Dank Potatoes yax frauds yeah you could cheat your way out but tax scams are much harder
Sounds like current russian political system
+you get a diploma
Dank Potatoes it is, if you're rich that is
And here's your diploma
The witcher's code forbids stealing from homes. I've been cleaning all houses since witcher 1 and I'm still fine.
Same. I think its become kleptomania now. Do I really need 200 water, 300 alchemy paste, 100 goat hides? No, but I need the rush.
Admiral Ackbar When will the people learn that the witcher's code doesn't exist? In the books Geralt made it all up because he thinks that people with a code are more respected and it could be an easy excuise to prevent jobs he didn't want to do.
I do it too but I still end up having to drink alcohol in most serious fights... I should meditate more
It's when you use cheat trainers or anything like that to boost and multiply your coin that's when that guy shows up it happened to me it's funny
Matheus Cossuol dude you’re so cool, I hope to one day achieve your level of greatness.
Geralt couldn't slay the greatest monster of them all.... The Taxman
Reiko Reseñas i like your profile pic
From which anime is this?
Reiko Reseñas looks like the main character from flcl
Reiko Reseñas who would of thought the irs was still this ruthless even in midevil timea
If I could I would have slain all kings and tax collectors.
There is only one school of witchers that can slay such a beast and that is the school of the chartered accountant, also known as the school of the vulture.
“Have you ever went into someone’s home and taken something without their permission?”
*flashbacks* *of* *me* *looting* *everything* *I* *see* *in* *somebodys* *house*
Me?!? Never!
lol
JustAquarius I definitely don’t have kleptomania
I loot everything when nobody's watching lol.
@@tarantado666 Even when they're watching. I dare them to say something, I probably won't hear them because I'm too busy looting their house anyway.
I mean, I assume it wouldn't be neefed it anymore seeing as the occupants of the building has either deserted it of its or, well, died.
This happens if it's the first time you step into Oxenfurt and have a ton of money.
Even if you never cheated or used an exploit in the game. I had 75k when I reached Oxenfurt for the first time on a New Game+ and then had a chat with this gentleman.
It used to be that you could buy clams from vendors, dismantle them for pearls and sell those for a tidy profit. Or you could kill the cows in White Orchard and sell the leather. Both the exploits referenced here. You still can waltz into people's homes and take their stuff though.
Besides the Taxman, CDPR added a Lvl 30 (or 80 if you're in NG+) that spawns if you kill the cows in White Orchard.
Not satisfied in patching the glitch, they went the extra mile of adding content just for a laugh. THAT'S how you make a game company!
Also the blacksmith glitch in white orchard I made more than 500,000
Isn't the cow exploit covered in an extra fun way as well?
@Nii Lantei Bright-Davies in the water
Nii Lantei Bright-Davies sirens drop shells. You can’t gather many.
@Nii Lantei Bright-Davies around the islands
I'm crazy enough to take on the Wild Hunt, but the IRS? NOOOOO THANK YOU!
Uncle J's a smart man.
Joker like that
if they can get Capone, they will get you
This is a reference few will understand
@@Kdoghalo yet one enough will understand
"Have you ever waltzed into someones house and taken something without permission?"
*Every RPG Hero in the whole multiverse shrugs in guilt.*
Not my Dovahkiin, no. She never stole from the innocent. She hunts dragons and sells their bones for money, and she also forges weapons to sell for cash. As for my Fallout characters, my Courier and Lone Wanderer, the former sells meds she makes to cover the costs of her adventure, and the latter sells alien weapons she seized as contraband during the Mothership Zeta incident.
Other heroes, however, have the legal authority to steal. Mario and Luigi, the Hero of Kvatch, Commander Shepard, and Link all work for the governments of their day. Shepard is a Spectre, a licensed agent of the Council who can steal or kill at the drop of a hat and still be legally scot-free because the Citadel Council gives them extralegal authority. The Hero of Kvatch works for the Emperor of Tamriel and his royal guards, the Blades. The Mario Brothers work for Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Link works for Princess Zelda of the Kingdom of Hyrule. When they steal or take from your home, it's not theft, it's surprise taxes for the state to fund campaigns against the Reapers, Bowser, the Daedra, or Ganondorf.
@@HolyknightVader999 my Dovahkiins both Khajiits do a lot of jobs for coin and make potions to sell. Firestar is with the Companions and is honorable. Shadowclaw is..... the exact opposite though he'll never steal from the poor.
@@alexdoorn234 Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
In skyrim I just pick up whatever cool shit I find on a quest and sell it
Can't see how is bad stealing shit from the rich. Shit they don't even need.
"You cannot evade this"!
"Oh yeah, watch me"!
*shuts off console*
*play the game after few years
"Oh you're back! Now where was i..."
@@zondor8123 noooooooo9oooooooooooo
That is what I am going to do irl if I get caught for tax evasion.
What's a console?
@@colcasey3853 who's yuri
This isn't from glitching. Just from selling lots of dead guys' swords
@@tijstastic2570 There's a sword shop in Toussaint that pays high prices and always has ~20k
Edit: There's actually three all in a short distance from each other. Like 50k gold overall
@@HirschyKiss Lafargue pays like an armorer but since the blacksmith always runs out of money I always sell the swords to Lafargue
@@tijstastic2570 you can sell both in Novigrad Hattori for the swords (you get him after the swords and dumplings quest, and it's possible to complete the quest if you're 10 lvls under), and the armourer guy near the Vilvadi's bank
Meditate 5 days for them to restock money and repeat
reuse&recycle ain't a bad thing, especially when the former miners are out fighting wars, eh?
Exactly! I stroll into town with 100,000 crowns and this guy just assumes I must have acquired it illegally, it's insulting really
"Childless bachelor." Excuse you? Geralt may be not married but the man has a right to delcare Ciri on his taxes unless Emhyr did it first
Emperor isn't likely subject to tax so she's fair game I'd suspect
i think Ciri might be a little to old to declare as a dependent, unless Temerian tax has something for someone who has independent children.
@@bug1494 at the very least, she has been on her own for several years in wild hunt, its like the entire plot
@@bug1494 - But her childhood years? Surely there's a lot of back tax Geralt is due there.
he's a Nilfgaardian tax man, so it would blow Ciri's cover if Geralt told him...
>_>
Most terrifying monster ever.
The MIDEVIL IRS
The money grubbing taxman monster.
@ϟϟ White Wolf ϟϟ Ja
@Benny Fair fax mustard gas does the trick
Only because we allow it to be.
Moral of the Story: LIE, LIE, and LIE again!
A. Waldall Yep!
Yeah, uh... Witcher's honour.
A. Waldall "..& here's your DIPLOMA! " 😂
THE WITCHER'S CODE FORBIDS IT *cough*
How to Lie tutorial
Who would ever exploit a game for money? *clicks on "Infinite Money in the Witcher 3"*
Captain Italia "I earned my money" looks at stack of 9999999999999999999 crowns
Knowledge of the game you're playing that well can still be argued as 'earning' it though. Stealing/Finding raw mats then using your maximum blacksmithing skill too make gear for profit for instance. Buying mats for cheap on one end of the map then selling them for double elsewhere also.
It's no fun to have infinite coin. So un-immersive.
Gråvargen Say what you want. I was able to immerse myself between my coin and Courtesans, pretty successfully at that too.
Gråvargen shit is way too expensive in game+
Not gonna lie, I thought the act of him giving you a literal diploma for being a good taxpayer was the highest passive-aggressive threat since how the hell would the math add up just because you lied about your income.
the real question is... how did he find the numbers to have it "add up" ? o_O;;
it didn't add up and that's what the diploma is for. marks him as both a fraud and an idiot for keeping it/displaying it if he doesn't get rid of it
@Qimodis my greatest condolences to you, good man.
@Qimodis you'll get it one day. Or another
@@kosenkovpeter5702 Or you guys could just explain it to him :/
Witcher 3 Gerald real enemy isn’t the wild hunt. It’s the IRS.
Geralt*
@@justinmartinez7410 Jared*
@@justinmartinez7410 it was autocorrect
@@kidthebilly7766 or his dumbass cant spell
@@kidthebilly7766 not hard to spell geralt correctly
Never had I before felt very nervous in choosing to lie on an NPC...I was actually hesitating when I was in this situation xD
Anthony! Senpai-kun~
How do you unlock this scene?
you glitch money basically
In other words, you can prompt this sequence by earning significant sum either through exploits or glitches for money but it has a chance of this scene not happening
DeletedGemz didnt exploited or glitched anything and he still appeared.
Unless you count as exploiting the act of selling weapons from low level bandits on ng+, which gave me 300 gold or more each since the weapons were leveled up for that mode.
nice boy I never said he was exploiting or used glitches, I was stating them as examples - I haven't glitched, or exploited money and I still got the scene. So I know that there are other ways of prompting this dialogue in-game
It's probably triggered by getting more money than X in you playthrough, but this is just a guess. Almost certainly not HAVING, because I had this dialog after I gave all my money to this equipment enchanting guy in HoS and had like 8k gold.
Clerk: So that's Geralt of Rivia who is next on the list?*pulls list of names form bag and reads*
Clerk: Hero of Ferelden, Champion of Kirkwall, Herald of Andraste, Dragonborn....Damn that will take me the whole day.
Sir Link, you simply must stop miraculously stop acquiring money by chopping down bushes and breaking water pots. You are single-handedly causing mass inflation!
Hero of Kvatch, Nerevarine, Ashen One, Hunter... This will be interesting
In Borderlands 2 it is actually stated that the characters from BL1 crashed the economy by mass-selling looted guns
You don't even know how much my Dragonborn, Herald/Inquisitor, and Nerevarine has , it's ridiculous.
As Hero of Ferelden, I made millions buying lyrium dust at the circle tower and selling potions at Denerim. As lyrium is somewhat analogous to a narcotic (it builds dependency), it was equivalent to trafficking drugs.
“Toss a coin to your Witcher!”
(Forgotten last verse swells)
“But, don’t forget to please document all capital gains and deductions from said coins!”
Toss a coin to your Witcher!
Oh valley of plenty, oh valley of plenty!
Toss a coin to your witcher!
A friend of humanity!
"Childless bachelors"
He's a single father that shares custody of his adopted daughter with his estranged partner.
Eh, many ways to counter that one. Might not have ever been made an official adoption, Temeria might not recognize Nilfgaard adoptions, might be that only direct offspring count in the first place (in which case it's known that Witchers are sterile), might be that the guys simply doesn't know and Geralt isn't in the mood to drag out the process by contradicting him, especially since he hasn't seen said daughter in years...
she have a mother, Yennefer
Witcher's Code! I swear!
he was a member of the Cheat Engine guild, very prestigious one
+Alexic94 😂😂😂 nice
Witcher's code doesn't even exist^^ Geralt invented it because he thinks people with a code are more respected
Quality Queen actually wasnt it so he can be excused from taking sides with conflicts(which he always ends up doing anyway)
you are both right
This is the developers way of saying "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"
And that hurte 100 times more :v
The real question is: can you hang the diploma in your vineyard home?
That's what I want to know too. Like, I want it framed and shit, so the whole world can know that Geralt of fuckin' Rivia ain't no tax cheat.
I aint no tax cheat!
_Lives in a luxurious villa in a gorgeous country while retired from one of the worst paying jobs on the planet_
bakersmileyface to b fair... The villa was a gift. & I'm not giving it back
@@bakersmileyface don't forget, the entire vinyard is payed for in full, including staff expenses, minus renovations by the local government.
Who needs tax evasion when the government pays for you luxurious lifestyle with other taxpayers crowns.
Birki gts
There’s sort of an exploit I found. It’s a lot less tedious than diving for pearls and other menial tasks. In Toussant, the quest “Knight for hire” where you hunt down criminal knights. The ones that lead a bunch of bandits and have unlawfully gained abandoned estates/fortresses. You can kill everyone except the boss and leave with all the loot and come back to a fully occupied garrison to kill again. Rinse and repeat. Idk how long it takes for them to respawn so try to leave 2 or 3 unfinished before you gain enough gold to be comfortable. Sadly I found this exploit too late and only have the last fortress to exploit. But they seem to respawn relatively quick. They’re there whenever I sell the loot and come back.
So far I have grandmaster feline and ursine gear with all the best enchantments. And I still have 200k gold. With 3,000 Orens and 3,000 Florens, at least 10 of each jewelry along with a vast number of tradable goods in my chest at Corvo Bianco for my trustees. Incase I die on the path. Yennefer can live off my accrued wealth and take over my estate. Doesn’t have to lift a finger until she meets me in the after life.
Article 86, section 3 of the Tax Code: "Whosoever purchases goods at an unseemly low price to take advantage of the seller's ignorance shall be subject to a fine equalling two hundred percent of the earnings from any such a transaction."
What an absolutely spasticated rule
That's Nilfgaard for you.
Seems almost like a communist state.
Birki gts buzzwords make the man I suppose
I see a lot of people calling this communism. Calling it such is just a bad understanding of economics. This law just eradicated the market failure of misinformation by making it law to pay the correct equillibrium price. I don't quite see where communism fits in at all.
@@minorears5205 except everything u sell is way cheaper and not at market price
I’ll bet some of you were sweating and felt called out 😂😂😂
don't act like yall didnt dismantle dem sexy sea shells for pearls💀💀
I admitted to pearling, and he still gave me the diploma... o_O;;
@Ba Ba that's fair game. The tax collector would give you a pat on the back, add "upstanding warrior of justice" on your diploma, and point you to the nearest "top notch swords!" seller so that you can promtly get ripped off and sell them for a fourth of their market value, as always.
Tax man: Ever sell skins?
Me: I can sell those?
Tax man: Ever sell pearls?
Me: Ooo, I should sell those.
Tax man: Ever rob people?
Me: ... For services rendered, folk were all too happy to give me all their material possessions. All. Of them.
*Receives diploma. Proceeds to sell skins, pearls, and rob the guy on the corner.*
Haha did you ever do that beehive inventory dupe trick on that dwarf in white orchard? I thought thats what the 3rd one was about lol.
Danny Richie What’s that?
Damon B In early versions of the game, you could find a beehive in White Orchard and Aard blast it to the blacksmithing store nearby and the bees would kill the shopkeep, then you'd meditate for a couple hours...rinse and repeat.
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@Diewott1 one that I have to teach my girl. Lol
This is fucking gold. The way he talks about stealing and Geralt is like "Would I EVER?!" when the game will literally let you waltz into a house and clean it out is beautiful
Michael Beever I'm sure the voice actors had a field day with this one.
no ive never done that....
*secretly has 300 pearls*
:3
Pearl falls out of Geralt's pocket as he moves around.
Geralt: "Those aren't mine.."
As the the coin pouch falls off and a bunch of pearls roll all over the place.
Inventory completely filled with pearls*
Xander so if you lie is it the same outcome?
i dont think so cus i sold the hell out of hides (wanted to see the beast protector they added in to stop the glitching) i lied like a dog and didnt get a diploma.
When I first played Witcher 3, I killed some goose and cows every time I I came back into town. Didn't grind them.
Then some horrifying demon came out of the fields and killed me.
oh that’s chort, be nice to him
Yeah, they cracked down on that. Hard.
I keep him around. He makes White Orchard so much less boring once you've cleared it
chortacular
That would be the bovine defense force
Guard : who are you
:- i am glitcher
😂😂😂
How doesn't this comment have more likes? Made me chuckle at 9:39 am and I haven't still slept, that's how funny it is
The[Basta] what’re you talking about this comment is retarded
@@TheBasta9 because that comment is pure cringe
@@bakedcrystal915 idk I was stoned
@@Revan-eb1wb its so cringe its funny
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!
''Geralt, I'm an elven doomsday device!''
''Oh shi--''
Bartu Dündar Hmm I wonder what would've happened if he laid his dong on him.
loooooooooooooooooooool manslayer fan XD
Nablaal Servant of Nurgle lol
Lol if gta 5 was like this
this is how witcher 3 stands out to other rpgs out there. cd pro crew focuses on small details which is most of the time unnoticable but when your attention comes to it you will be able to appreciate the effort that the team has put through this game.. amazing
cheating-punishment has been a thing in video games since 90s.
you can cheat if you like its offline game, but they still put effort to make this scene
Plenty of games, especially RPGs, have loads of details like this
Oli Plenty is a stretch. A few yes, but Witcher wouldn't have won game of the year if it was amongst the plenty
+Chrjstheshadow How is plenty a stretch when I've literally played *plenty* of RPGs that have details like this? Also, the Game of the Year award never meant anything
This beyond awesome in so many levels
Cheuk Lun Tse it's not cheating, it's glitching. There's a big difference.
Shady B Not really... Exploting a glitch is cheating. Therefore glitching is cheating.
Exploiting*
taking advantage of something is not the same as cheating.Its like saying taking advantage of a weakness is cheating. But going out of you way to make youself better is, like if i punched you in the leg be4 a soccer match thats cheating, but if your leg already hurt and i take advantage of that weakness its not cheating.
Objectively, your analogy is super weird. In-game your playing the game in a way that it's not meant to be played. Just because you don't have to download or add anything into the game, it's still cheating regardless.
I see it this way; You can still cheat in soccer without having to bring any equipment(for instance) with you. Like picking up the ball, henceforth...
However, I can understand your standpoint. I'd say this is completely up to opinion, and I can fully respect yours. :)
Geralt lied as naturally as he played Gwent.
Gwent winnings is seed money for a nice and tidy Car Wash to launder the money from the Fisstech business.
I love how they pile on the guilt afterward lmao, like when your parents treat you so you have to admit you've done wrong.
List of other Tax evaders to catch
Hero of Ferelden
Dohvahkiin
Link
etc
iskoconquers The Inquisitior/ The Herald
Yoshi
Commander Shepard
The Hero of Kvatch
Homor J Fong
brotherhood " we know"
SNM papers please
What is the music of life?
Motor78 hope you dont die brother hih hih...
nope, sorry, nothing.
Brendon Tan your mum
I was so u n c o m f o r t a b l e during this.
The guilt was real.
"I Dont have a home , I eat mostly what i kill and i kill monsters for a living with varying prices... and you came to ask about taxes.... gutsy gotta tell you that"
If the seller chooses not to educate himself on the value of his wears, thats no fault of the buyer.
Its the equivalent of a child changing the rules of the game while in the middle of playing it.
Except the child is the developer of said game and can change anything it fucking wants whenever it wants.
“ there are only two certainties in life: death and taxes “
unless there's anarchy, or tribal living, then there's just death
Wow a way to catch glitched money and making it feel organic instead of randomly seeing your money gone or a lot of it taken.
Ned If you say no, even if you did do these things (of course you'd never do that), nothing happens. Otherwise, a fine.
Devs in other games should take notice imo
No glitch or cheat, still got this scene.
It's not for cheat detection; it's just for having >35000 crowns
@@amenist It is for cheat detection. It controls players those have 35000+ crowns if they cheated.
I've had this happen to me.. Never glitch'd the game though :(
Same
yeah he fucks with you if you walk into an occupied house and take stuff as well.
Luke Jones never seen him
Luke Jones I glitched but I blew all of my crowns on Witcher gear, Gwent cards and the Ofieri runewright: So I was poor as hell and this didn't happen to me.
I think you just need to have a load of crowns on you when you walk through Oxenfurt.
Him:"have you ever waltzed into someone's he and taken something without their permission"
Me:*starts sweating*
Geralt:"no, that's against the witcher's code"
Me: "nice save"
V nervously trying to hide the 14,000 paintings in their inventory...
V breaking thousands of Nicola cans
The Glitcher 3: Wild Hack
XD "wild hack" so funny
This comment does not have enough likes 😂
Imagine this "Glitch/cheat detection" system is in Cyberpunk 2077.. if you really did money cheat in game, the futuristic tax guy will scan and detect you are lying and says "Nice try, i'm not getting fooled again this time" and sends you to jail..
Idk.. it just sounds neat & funny to have IMO xD
JeyVGaming Bonus points if it's a quest where you deliberately have to go to jail, and tax avoidance would be one way.
Well they're Polish so...
Well, considering the PC in Cyberpunk is going to be another Bounty Hunter, I wouldn't be surprised if you'll have to bump up against the law a time or two. It'd be easy to tell if a player used a dev command to spawn money, all CDPR has to do is enable a flag that checks if a specific command is ever run manually and then make sure they create specific dialog to have some fun with.
It'd be kinda shit, cause I didn't cheat or exploited money and still got this scene.
It's not for cheat detection; it's just for having >35000 crowns
Console Command: "Ref ID 5730F Taxman" *kill*
If only the folks in the IRS were so easily dealt with. >-D
Fuck immersion I guess. "Behold, the keyboard sword"
Glitcher 3: Tax Evasion
Lmao
Man, they used to care about glitches, I guess they stopped in 2077.
Hmm :(
Amazing when I saw this I laughed my ass off. Not to mention the money glitch I did wasnt the ones mentioned.
"' You cannot Evade this "
*Load previous save
Yea sure
Haha this video just confirms it Witcher 3 greatest game ever. Hope CD Projekt Red reconsider & make a sequel.
The Cyberpunk game they're making looks incredible.
nah revamp the first witcher
I'd love to see the first Witcher game redone to the standards of Witcher 3
everyone does
Ciri might appear in the Cyberpunk game, CD Project are releasing in future.
Used a trainer to skip through some missions since I had lost a save file and was so confused when I saw him lol. Thought he was a quest... and kept the taxpayers certificate.
Kyle Li btw, he doesn't only come from glitches, but generally if u get gold quickly, including quest and selling. Heard u might need a dlc/paxk for that too
How do you do it
?
A trainer?
@@johnlee8432 It's in Hearts of Stone. If you get 35k gold, you'll meet this guy in the square in Oxenfurt.
@@Linkatchu Or if you're a complete cheating scumbag like me, you'll just use console commands on PC to give yourself millions of crowns. He appeared for me after doing that.
"have you ever waltzed into someone house and taken stuff without permision"
ME: "uhhhhh....."
Yet another reason that CDPR is one of the greatest game studios and that The Witcher 3 is one of the best games of all time
The funniest thing is that I triggered it buy selling all my loot at once that I had stashed. It was about 25k worth of of swords armor and random junk
Yeah same here. I did everything legit and I'm still a target. Just like real life
How did all that fit in your inventory lol
@@the_weeb_lord1017 ... there's one treasure chest in every zone where you can stash all the things you collect, usually in one of the pubs (shown as a green box on the map)
Taxman: "You've come into a great deal of coin. Quickly."
Geralt: "Yeah... I murder whole bandit camps and then sell everything they own to the nearest merchant. That adds up between actual monster contacts."
That last question shocked me so hard... the nerve on this guy! Thank God he never asked how much i spent to upgrade my gear.
Me currently looting the same monster den for the 500th time while watching UA-cam and getting this recommendation: uh oh
Hahaha. Witcher's honor.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, Geralt. Just like that "Witcher's Code"...
that doesn't exist.
Witcher's code exists, but it's more of a guideline. The reward is respect and glory in the witcher community. Nobody really punishes you for breaking it.
@@richarddavie6396 This is Geralt we're talking about. He has no code or guidelines, he sticks his third sword into everything female even if it's a god or mutant girl
@@Phantom-el6oe that doesn't mean he has no personal belief of how to behave, it just means sex is of no consequence to him because he can't get a girl pregnant or contract a disease so he might as well satisfy his libido. He still has his other personal beliefs and his own opinion on things. He has standards on the jobs he takes, not going too far for immoral contracts no matter what the pay.
@@richarddavie6396 I know, I was just joking about his bed experience
I believe the same thing about witchers having no emotions. When you spend a century hunting monsters for a living, and either having to deal with superstitious peasants or snobby nobles, you get blunt and sarcastic. Having no emotions is the perfect excuse to keep that stuck up lord from executing you for not showing the proper deference.
This isn't a glitching thing, it's tied to your current gold. if you are carrying 35k this scene comes up.
I haven't played witcher 3 in a long time so when he mentioned Pearls I was like
BRUH XDDDDD
2:10 I will make video call: Geralt get caught on looting in 4K. Haha
Have you used magic spells such as "HESOYAM" lately?
Sizifus I can’t believe that that cheat code comes up here lol helarious. I find myself thinking of that code every now and again and I’m like geez I used that a lot for it to be so imprinted in my mind.
Maybe?
''Sir please stop trying to cast the spell *AEZAKMI* on me.
"It'd be rude to disagree" lmaoooo
What kind of man would get into the Bivalve trade without knowing their true worth? Sounds like their asking to get taken.
i didnt money glitch but i still got him
If you steal from other peoples homes the guy visits u too
console commands to add money also brings this guy in
You get him if you get over 35000crowns, the questions he asks is about 2 early launch game exploits and 1 is just refering to the stealing is very easy.
TheRedAzuki Do the former exploits work? My friend says you just buy shells, dismantle them for pearls then sell.
no, they patched that out, doesn't work.
It would be awesome if the taxman became a running joke in all rpgs from now on haha
Sergin nah not the 90s anymore
There was a "Lord Foreshadow" that has appeared in black isle / Bioware fantasy games that gives clues about upcoming studio releases. Started in Baldur's Gate. think he's in neverwinter and one of the Dragon Age games
Seriously I think that would be great! If a guy approached me in Skyrim for making 400k gold doing alchemy and enchanting I’d laugh my ass off!
I’d be down to see this in more games
Gta players getting shot up by the irs lol
Elder scrolls 6
i misunderstood him for a bard on the thumbnail and legit thought he would say "toss a coin to your glitcher"
I'm crazy enough to fight ghouls, vampires, hags, witches, drowners, spiders, wolfs, griffins, and all other monsters, but the IRS, noooo thank you!
I love how they rub in what an “upstanding person” the glitchers are lol. Guilt trip them!
" Have you ever forced your way into someone's house and stolen their valuable stuff ? "
-No but there is a Dragonborn guy in Skyrim that has 100 Lockpicking.
Hey. Hey you. You are finally awake..
"I'm crazy enough to fight monsters, but the taxmen? Nnnnno sir!"
"There are two certainties in life: Death and tax." - Benjamin Franklin
Did nobody notice he is called Walter Mitty?
oh Geralt you're such a liar
The last question he asks you about stealing from homes in the game. I’m like, I only see loot so meh
Question four: "Did you participate in the 'Willis' glitch involving a beehive and the use of Aard in the village of White Orchard?"
hahaha I did that! I started a bit late so that was the current money glitch at the time. I think they fixed it.
i want to play again but i need to find out what the latest tricks are for earning money as some stuff is uh...eeeexpensive
"Thanks for your time, Sir Witcher. Oh, would you perchance know the whereabouts of one Sir Link, Cloud, Dovahkiin, Cmdr Shepherd, any Gray Wardens, any characters answering to Lone Wanderer or any rather fair-looking fellows with outlandish hair?"
LOL
''Honored, I guess.'' - Geralt of fucking Rivia
The taxman appears once you reach a certian high amount of gold, even if you don't use money cheats.
I thought this scene would only appear early in the game if you had a lot of coin. But I got it nearing the end when I had 30+k. It surprised me.
It be like that in real life tho. "hey you! We can smell that you've been making a lot of money. We don't know where you got it so that must mean you owe us a portion of it!"
CD Projekt Red might honestly be my favorite devs now. I love somebody had the reaction to the money glitch of "Well we can fix it and then have the tax man turn up" lmao
That is the most Birmingham accent I have ever heard in my entire life.
Even Witchers are afraid of the IRS.
can't even escape the IRS in the virtual world... smh
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"have you taken any hide from the white orchard area?"
Oh crap my pig hide I must hide it
"have you ever went into someone's home and taking something without their permission?"
*intense flashbacks of everything I have on me right now*
"Me?! The witcher code forbids it!"
ran into the taxman too, but i didn't glitch anything, just sold the right goods to the right buyers, weapons/armor and crafting items to blacksmiths, alchemy items to alchemists and herbalists, misc items to merchants, etc.
you're a bloody thief 'an ye know it!
Lol the guys name is Walter Mitty as well xD aaaah keep it up CD Projekt Red ^.^
Bakairo89 what about it ?
I know the Walter Mitty movie with Ben Stiller, but I don't get the connection.
Ottifant The original short story for Walter Mitty was about a man who was obsessed with daydreaming but was forced to come back to real life to deal with adult responsibilities.
This is literally why Witcher 3 is my all time favorite video game. CDprojekt red were so detailed in every aspect of the game specifically side quests and unnoticeable things.
“Have you ever waltzed into someone’s home and taken something without their permission?”
*Remembers looting half of Toussaint looking for black armor dye*
Me: “Course Not!”
the most terrifying part of that is that the taxman is a brummy