I think Onision personally would be a or possibly S, Chris Hansen got called on him once, he shaved his wife's head in her sleep, I think some shit he's done is personally crazy
I’d probably have DSP, at s because he’s such a piece of shit, he said awful things about the competitive street fighter community, he’s mad off color jokes, he’s a liar, he’s a begger, and he’s just a stain on the world of gaming.
Cryax is the rapper lolcow, and I feel that Cyrax is really hilarious to watch because he acts all tough and like he has a bunch of rivals just like Eminem during the 90's and 2000's, but he isn't at all a famous or talented rapper and probably never will be.
Ehh. You could rank these people in any way you want. I personally disagree with comparing chrischan to an actual mass shooting suspect in terms of f*cked up so I think the Chris Chan s tier was fan service. other than that how f*cked up these people are seems like a totally legitimate way to rank them.
Terry A Davis really was the smartest programmer that's ever fucking lived, as Terry himself has put it. He created his own operating system with his own graphics library, his own compiler, his own language, and his own bootloader. All of these lolcows would claim to be gods because of their high ass egos, but I legitimately think that Terry is a god in his own right. He's god's lonely programmer. I saw some of his archives and he wasn't very comprehensible when he wasn't talking about technology. His escape was creating TempleOS.
TempleOS was an impressive undertaking and accomplishment for a single individual. Without the mental illnesses which plagued him who knows what he may have accomplished.
I'm honestly convinced that TempleOS is god's third temple due to the intelligence and technical expertise that it must have taken to make the damn thing
The Randy Stair rabbit hole was so intriguing, I found out about it like a year after he did what he did but once I started hearing about it I couldn’t stop digging. It was so weird but so interesting. S tier was definitely a fit place.
I actually found out about Stair before I knew about chris chan. I never even regarded him as a lolcow, just a very bizarre true crime story. Well I guess so is Chris Chan now…
randy was really hated by his father he should of just went NEET until his father died and took his inheritance instead of going full sperg and k1lling people they were a really wealthy family apparently but his dad was not satisfied in him working at a grocery store anyways i feel like his dad really didnt like him which shaped him over time into becoming mentally ill
@@amiatanamedmichelle5539 Stair was a lolcow since he was a grown ass man basing his entire life over a show for pre teens. Now... well I'd say he's a horrorcow now
I dont really get dsp honestly. He seems like an irresponsible doofy idiot but a lot of his fame is his parasitic relationship with his audience that also weirdly obsesses over him back. Is that enough to put him around predators and actual murderers? Maybe there are things I just dont know about him because I dont follow lolcows that much.
@@ataridc even though dsp hasn't sexually abused or murdered anyone, he is still a very shitty person. He takes donations from people that he very well knows have a disability, are homeless, or both. Some even go into debt to support Phil's terrible financial responsibility. He will take money from anyone and get mad when they don't give him the money he feels entitled to. All the money he begs off of these people who need support more than him he spends on a mobile game, alcohol (that he claims he doesn't drink), ordering DoorDash food sometimes 3 times a day, and very suspect grocery store purchases (he sometimes spends around $250 at Fred Meyer's, a store like Walmart, and he buys groceries WEEKLY). He is also a pathological liar. Not only does he do horrible stuff, he also lies about it and never takes responsibility for it. He has also denied his shitty spending habits even AFTER a guy committed a crime to get Phil's bank records to confirm the exact purchases he makes daily
Janke is an S+ tier and Sammy is F- in my eyes. If you have a look at his more recent videos, he’s actually grown to be a nice, chill guy and the few reviews and whatnot I’ve seen him put out in more recent times seem to be rather considered, thought out, and well written and produced. Edit: or seemed to? Seems like the channel is gone or something. I might do some reading into this.
Also, he was practically a troll. He basically said in an interview he wanted to get his opinion out there in an exaggerated way to make fun of the stereotypical sonic fan.
Nostalgia critic and terry davis should have been replaced with Drachenlord and YandereDev ya know ... actual lolcows. The selections seriously arent that great.
Terry, I think actually was a LOLCow. Doug, however, not so much. Yeah, people don't like him, but he seems largely self-aware and takes jabs at him in good faith.
Dougs only crime is severely over estimating his talent from being an early internet star. Even during the tgwtg fall out most of the scorn came from people other than doug and interpersonal drama that he was mostly secondary to. Honestly his worst crime is being well beyond his prime and mismanagement of his channel farm.
Idk if you’ve ever heard of him but there’s a lolcow named Fatman (or Christopher Paul Whitney) a 40 year old man that rose to fame by eating copious amounts of food on camera in the mid 2000s. I’m not sure if he’s alive since he’s diabetic and doesn’t seem to care about that but he’s kinda funny I won’t lie. Chris Chan mentioned him in a video so you may have heard of him
If it wasn't for what Shadman did to Keems daughter, I wouldn't even bother putting him as a lolcow. Just being a weirdo. But a lolcow is someone special. They have horrific weirdness, and literally spend no time reflecting on that in anyway.
@@KaiserTrigger From what I remember, he didn't draw anything overly lewd of her, but him drawing her at all was definitely a threat. He might've doubled down and gone all-out without me hearing about it though.
@@getmeouttahere7638 IMHO there's just something inherently nasty about trying to pull real people into your public fantasies. Not just weird because of how she was a kid. But that kid will know about this probably later in life and it would probably scar her a bit if she doesn't have thick skin. Which this would scar a lot of people.
Lindsay is too talented to be a lolcow. Doug does a lot of cringe things but he’s too successful. Lolcow isn’t really the right word for either of them. Onision and Avocado should be higher.
What's interesting about the Randy Stair case, and please anyone correct me if I'm wrong, but his crush on that fictional character seemed to stem more from a place of belonging rather than sexual desire. I watched a deep dive on him a looong time ago, but he always made comments about her like "Soon, we will be together with all the other girls in our perfect high school and we will be at peace like how it was supposed to be" or something like that rather than "MY QUEEN, I LUST FOR YOU"
Randy Stair was a narcissistic sociopathic piece of shit there's no excuse for him. A brat who didn't want to grow up and become an adult that found outlets of trying to make it big on UA-cam yet failed because his stuff was garbage so he blamed the world because he can't see past his own ego.
@@sortedevaras I disagree, Phil only takes money from those willing to give it to him, onision is arguably a ped and undoubtedly neglected his child at multiple times
Anita sarkeesian, Lindsey Ellis… these people aren’t lolcows. I personally don’t really find them all that annoying, but even if I did, being annoying isn’t all it takes to be a lolcow. I saw someone post a list recently and there were like 6 criteria, and they don’t even come close to fitting the description.
You should add James Robert Clark III. He stalked an Argentinean girl for 6 years making public videos for her, but she never responded to him and finally resorted to filing a restraining order against him since he kept saying he was going to Argentina.
Don't tell me you never heard of "Dragonlord" ("Drachenlord"). This Guy is T H E Lolcow in the German-languaged Community (and well known through Count Dankula's Madlad Series). Shortly explained: Imagine a narcisstic and aggressive, not very smart Neckbeard living on a Farm House with Barns around, who attracted a Bubble of Trolls through his Livestreams and doxxed himself to on the one Hand selling Merchandising at his House, on the other Hand confronting some "Haters" who managed to send his Sister a threathening Text-to-Speech Call. A bad Combination resulting in a Action-Reaction-Principle with the Lolcow producing provocant Content to attract Donators and Fame as well as Support from other UA-camrs, and his Community (who are mostly Trolls and Crictics of him) travelling to his tiny Village to see his House once or even provoke him just to get a Reaction. There are Masses of Lore around this Guy, for Example Chronicles listing up all major Events - I suggest you to watch the Chronic by "Der Einziche" on YT or the "Drachenchronik" Database.
When making a list like this, you have to factor in how funny they are to observe vs. how legit dangerous they are. I'd reserve F tier for fringe lolcows, E tier for whiny keyboard warriors, D tier for mentally ill people who can't really help themselves but don't really hurt others too much, C tier for ideologues with bad takes and too much influence, B tier for con artists/scammers, A tier for sexual predators or creeps, and S tier for full on scary, dangerous criminals. So I think you mostly got it right. I'd put Pastel Belle with Movie Bob and Lindsey Ellis, though. I'm surprised Onision and Jessica Yaniv aren't higher. LowtierGod is a loser, but he's a bit too high up. DSP and Wings are definitely on par with how they constantly bitch about their finances. You should look into Spoony more; he should definitely be higher up.
15:30 also you forgot to mention nostalgia critic has self awareness & is actually funny half the time. His part in the change the channel controversy can't be forgiven until he apologizes but otherwise he can pass as okay
Well, to be fair, he does how to play the game of getting canceled. Because people did forget about it and moved on to other things by going silent instead of actually speaking about it. Sure, the damage has been done and the victims will want an answer, but in general, people will stop caring after a while if you stay silent
Quite few of the people in CTC are psychos though. Special mention to Lupa who made a fake account of Doug not taking her to Applebee's for dinner as a legitimate grievance, and also tried to paint Cinema Snob as a groomer for not siding with her, and even tried to swat him the day after his father in law's funeral.
this is the first video of yours ive seen, i subbed. but, "i just dont like them" isnt really a compelling argument when talking about how bad people are. like anita would honestly be E or F for me but what do i know
Yeah outside of what he did to keemstar's daughter chadman isn't nearly A tier bad. He's just a creep who draws really deplorable drawings, which is nowhere near as bad as someone like onision who actually damaged and hurt a lot of people.
Few observations: Anita Sarkisian stuff was so long ago that she's since distanced herself from her old methods of getting her message across saying she was too caught up in trying to pick fault in everything to be this perfect feminist crusader - I don't think many of the issues she was getting at were entirely unfounded she just had a massively obnoxious and self-serving way of approaching them. Building a brand around activism often leads to that kind of self-absorbedness but I reckon since she's reflected on it and is far from a total mess she's F tier nowadays or potentially not even on the list. Obviously this is your own list so fair play, but I feel the use of attractiveness as a metric is inconsistently applied (and personally don't feel it has much impact on someone being a lolcow) - wondering if that's a subconscious reason you dropped Onision down I definitely reckon he's comfortably A if not S for his creepy, manipulative and downright abusive activities. Also he's pure, unadulterated manchild cringe. Some others I'd definitely wanna see ranked: KingCobraJFS - deserved to be up here, he's fascinating, hangs around with a lot of absolute reprobates even if he isn't the worst himself - very interesting character. Shanny4Christ - quasi-religious bigot just constantly shoots herself in the foot w/ insane amounts overshare (classic lolcow trait) and is objectively just a terrible person in many ways Unkle Adams - def feel he should be considered more as a lolcow given that he has the same propensity to document the messes he gets himself in rather than actually solve them, also confuses sarcastic trolls for authentic fans and chooses to live in a self serving fantasy than acknowledge that his music is complete cringe (still harmless so he'd be low tier but interesting nonetheless)
Yeah. Considering the trash he has on here it's absurd that he ranked her that high. I have more respect for people who fight for their ideological values than perverts like Onision.
Agreed with Onision. As for the others, they’re kinda too small to be full time lolcows. Plus with the first guy being “bigoted” doesn’t really make you a lolcow.
If you hold control and click on the picture of Sonicfan (for example) that'll auto select the layer and you can move it around instead of finding it in the list
you really need to check out rainer "drachenlord" winkler. this guy doesn't take the cake, he takes all the cakes. you'll need a new tier just for this guy!
Wait what did Idubbbz's girlfriend do apart from making an OnlyFans account? IIRC, she didn't post anything there and only did it for attention right? Also, isn't LTG just playing a character? Why is he A tier?
terrys life is both something that makes me disgusted and immensely sorrowful. he was an old man with incredibly harmful ideologies and his schizophrenia made him a very paranoid and aggressive person towards anybody who had some power above him. he was terrible in that sense, any normal person would agree with any of that. but he was a man of talent, and his family seemed to see him as worthy enough to be missed and memorialized after his death. he was very proud of everything he did and even if what he could say was wrong he had confidence in himself. plus he was also just extremely old and had an extreme disorder thus it weirdly felt unfair to even attempt to change his mind with how much and how long everything was cemented into him at that age. its kind of odd how someone so morally reprehensible is also someone id say whos passing was a tragedy. may peace be with his soul now
Good job overall! I kinda wish F Tier had included Bumpityboo, but nearly everyone's forgotten about that kid. He reminds me a bit of SammyClassicSonicFan. But I truly think he wasn't an act. He'd post cringe with such lack of self-awareness (autism?), it was embarrassing yet hilarious. He disappeared from UA-cam many years ago -- his Mommy might've taken steps to get him away from online exposure.
I think you’re being too nice with Timbox. He is very quick to get angry and his obsession with children, rodents and other fictional characters. He easily earns in a spot at least in B-tier my mind.
I thought the same thing, hes much worse than how he was rated. Some of the people on here give me a mild to a severe "gross" feeling (if you know what i mean) and he definitely gives me the more severe gross feeling than some of the others
@@fatefatefate The little cartoon girl thing is very creepy but I still feel more bad for him than anything because he's clearly not right in the head beyond just autism. It seems that he was born autistic and also suffered a severe head injury as a child. (Tim says something was launched at his head by a malfunctioning lawnmower?) I don't think he actually would hurt anyone (I hope not at least.) He also looks a bit like me which is... concerning.
@@SaiyanGamer95 remember people making fun of his for calling himself "the beast" in videos. He got bullied in school for calling himself potato(something close to that). He tried to act gangster in his videos, which led to more bulling. He eventually got arrested on cp possessions charges. This is what I can remember, I think a youtuber named TJ used to make livestreams talking about him.
@@SaiyanGamer95 if you add lolcow + his name, it should show him. He's an overweight fat white kid, at least we when he was on youtube. think he might be in/out of prison.
my favorite lolcows are birdie and randy stair. birdies this animator who started off making innocent animations, but got more and more depraved as time went on. its so interesting highly recommend
I see Varg Vikernes/Thulean Perspective isn’t on this list and all I gotta say is, my gah.😆 I don’t know if I would or wouldn’t suggest u doing a few deep dives on this dude cause his lore is dark af and the dude’s literally such an evil and messed up person that he genuinely makes someone like Isabella Loretta Janke look like a Saint in comparison. I won’t tell u much about this guy other than the fact that he is from Scandinavia he used to be in a band called Mayhem which was pretty much the very first band in the genre of metal known as “black metal.” However Varg then got kicked outta the band, I don’t want to spoil why he did so u can do a deep dive on this maybe urself, but let me just say that it was for him doing quite possibly the most downright awful things u can possibly do to someone. However now currently Varg is part of a black metal solo project known as Burzum. He also had a UA-cam channel for a couple years, known as “Thulean Perspective.” However the channel got taken down due to UA-cam finding out about the many horrendous crimes this guy has committed and due to the fact that some of his vids were genuinely rlly bigoted. Because u see, Varg has this delusional belief that Nordic ppl r the “superior race” and that literally any other race, except for Native Americans for some reason, is inferior to them so yeah this guy is a GENUINE racist too, and practically a Nazi. He also has a Twitter account also called “Thulean Perspective” where he has tweeted out some of the most hilariously insane crap ever. Like literally just Google “Varg Tweets” and you’ll see wht I mean.😆 Varg is also constantly trolled on there for good reason and there hv been many Varg trolling sagas, similar to other lolcows like Chris Chan. However unlike with other lolcows pretty much every troll who has tried to troll Varg is GENUINELY a way better person than he is, and if anything r helping out more ppl by trolling the guy and trying to get him kicked off of Twitter. Even tho I don’t use Twitter myself I am very much a metalhead and this guy’s insane lore is something known pretty well by the metal community. Anyways go do a deep dive on it. It’s insane, it’s dark and it can be shockingly hilarious at points. Also like this guy is sooooo well known for his insane antics that the guy has had MULTIPLE documentaries and movies made about his time in the band Mayhem, so that would be a good place to start. Heck, there is literally an entire biopic which u can watch on Hulu called “Lords of Chaos” made about the band Mayhem and Varg’s antics, however it’s PRETTY inaccurate and it can be downright insensitive towards a lotta the events that happened in the band, but it’s still a fun watch. Tho there r a ton of documentaries u can watch on the band, some of which r on UA-cam and I’d highly recommend watching some of them. However after maybe doing a bit of research on the band then I would suggest u do a bit of research on Varg’s UA-cam channel and it’s history, not to mention that there hv been clips of it of Varg doing multiple insane things and doing multiple insane things that hv been turned into various memes. Then I would suggest u maybe do some research on all the trolling arcs that this guy has had to deal with on Twitter and irl. Anyways I’d highly recommend that u should do some research on this guy and maybe make a vid on him. Not just because he’s an absolutely insane lolcow but also to spread awareness for how much of a genuinely horrible person this guy is.
That was a pretty good video. Very inspiring! Actually I made a documentary about Randy Stairs and his main obsession came from a character named Amber who had this song which brainwashed people, which in retrospect is kind of ironic to be fair. This plus a deteriating mental health. There is a whole manifesto he left behind too after his most vile of actions. He used to make this parody series on Amber and had ghost girls in it including his own OC which he said he would marry in the afterlife. That's just really really sad.. This would be a lesson to anyone who has a waifu and a stagnating mental health. I'm glad you are starting to cover Dillin Thomas. He's a silly man for sure, my favorite f tier lolcow
I learned about a couple I’ve never heard of! Good video! You should maybe do a follow up someday adding the ones mentioned in the comments. I’d like to see Daniel Larson & Oxis added if you do another one.
you should've been there in the wings trolling hay days, like when sean ranklin first popped up, it was like watching a new breaking bad episode every other day lol
I agree with this tierlist but I think Moviebob should be higher up due to the fact he wrote an autobiography about his love for Super Mario Bros 3 and how he missed his grandmas funeral to buy an air conditioner.
Great tier list! You hear about Gothic King Cobra? How about Jason Genova? Lord Genesis? Jeremy Dewitte? I wouldn't put this guy as a LolCow, but he's interesting: Big Lenny. You might like putting those guys on your channel!
i do know movie bob was pretty creepy around linsey elias. she wasn't great either cause she give him a non apology. but both are bad in their own ways and i think he defended the journalist they couldn't play the cup head tutorial and say game journalist don't have to be good at video games or something like that.
You should check out Reformed Stoic, he's an extremely new/underlooked lolcow yet hilarious. He legitimately does 12 hour livestreams on a daily basis and spergs out massively and thinks he's being conspired on by a corporation in Las Vegas There's a K!wifarms article on him
Man you should check out steve joel akins/Bardfinn he's an infamous reddit mod who allegedly posts cp in subs he doesn't like and he runs a subreddit that is known for banning anything that he doesn't like... The things they find out about this dude is insane. Easily a B or A tier lolcow.
It’s very hard to rank lolcows because on a morality standpoint you’ll have people like Randy Stair at S tier, but he’s not an iconic lolcow like Wings who’s definitely not as terrible of an individual Randy, but will forever have legendary S tier lolcow status
Let’s admit it, we all knew Chris Chan was going in “S” tier.
Chris chan goes into SSS tier, he surpassed any other lolcow, and the worst part about it, he's probably not even done yet
Well at first but as soon as they mentioned Randy Randy stair then yeah it's obvious that Chrs chan will be dethroned
S for sonichu
Cyrax is apparantly going to be the next chris chan according to everyone
I mean, it’d be weird if Chris wasn’t there
I think Onision personally would be a or possibly S, Chris Hansen got called on him once, he shaved his wife's head in her sleep, I think some shit he's done is personally crazy
I’d probably have DSP, at s because he’s such a piece of shit, he said awful things about the competitive street fighter community, he’s mad off color jokes, he’s a liar, he’s a begger, and he’s just a stain on the world of gaming.
Onision is a child groomer and super abusive, so yeah S tier
Cryax is the rapper lolcow, and I feel that Cyrax is really hilarious to watch because he acts all tough and like he has a bunch of rivals just like Eminem during the 90's and 2000's, but he isn't at all a famous or talented rapper and probably never will be.
He let his fucking child _fall out of a second story window._
Most definitely deserves s
You ranked them based on how evil they are but you should have ranked them based on who is the most interesting.
Entertaining in terms of how funny their life is or entertaining in terms of the garbage they put out?
I feel like S tier wouldn’t change a bit even if it was based on most interesting lol
Thank you for writing this. Creators need to see criticism.
Ehh. You could rank these people in any way you want. I personally disagree with comparing chrischan to an actual mass shooting suspect in terms of f*cked up so I think the Chris Chan s tier was fan service. other than that how f*cked up these people are seems like a totally legitimate way to rank them.
Terry A Davis really was the smartest programmer that's ever fucking lived, as Terry himself has put it. He created his own operating system with his own graphics library, his own compiler, his own language, and his own bootloader. All of these lolcows would claim to be gods because of their high ass egos, but I legitimately think that Terry is a god in his own right. He's god's lonely programmer. I saw some of his archives and he wasn't very comprehensible when he wasn't talking about technology. His escape was creating TempleOS.
TempleOS was an impressive undertaking and accomplishment for a single individual. Without the mental illnesses which plagued him who knows what he may have accomplished.
a very gifted man and a real human being he will always be remembered
I'm honestly convinced that TempleOS is god's third temple due to the intelligence and technical expertise that it must have taken to make the damn thing
Terry didn't considered himself to be God, TempleOS was made to worship judeochristian deity, not himself.
You know hes fucking good because programmers never give each other props unless forced at gunpoint.
Is anyone surprised that Chris Chan is at the top? It’s like he said, Chris is the OG of lolcows.
The Randy Stair rabbit hole was so intriguing, I found out about it like a year after he did what he did but once I started hearing about it I couldn’t stop digging. It was so weird but so interesting. S tier was definitely a fit place.
You should watch coffeehouse crime's video on Randy
I actually found out about Stair before I knew about chris chan. I never even regarded him as a lolcow, just a very bizarre true crime story. Well I guess so is Chris Chan now…
If you wanna crazy rabbit hole look into Steven Whitsett and his common sense laws channel
randy was really hated by his father
he should of just went NEET until his father died and took his inheritance instead of going full sperg and k1lling people
they were a really wealthy family apparently but his dad was not satisfied in him working at a grocery store
anyways i feel like his dad really didnt like him which shaped him over time into becoming mentally ill
@@amiatanamedmichelle5539 Stair was a lolcow since he was a grown ass man basing his entire life over a show for pre teens. Now... well I'd say he's a horrorcow now
You’re honestly being too nice to Onision with that B tier
Nikocado fakes being disabled and having heart attacks for attention. D is being generous
He does it in the same way of television if people believe that nikocado is real than they might as well believe that the wwe or santa claus is real
And look at what Niko did with Kracc Bacc.
Even in tier list Movie Bob creeps on Lindsay Ellis.
This legit got me to laugh out loud! 😂
Too bad Quinton Reviews wasn't on this list
Little correction mate: DSP actually spending his money on a game called WWE Champions, not Simpsons Tapped Out
It was Also Chris Chan Spending debt money on Simpsons tapped out
I dont really get dsp honestly. He seems like an irresponsible doofy idiot but a lot of his fame is his parasitic relationship with his audience that also weirdly obsesses over him back. Is that enough to put him around predators and actual murderers? Maybe there are things I just dont know about him because I dont follow lolcows that much.
@@ataridc even though dsp hasn't sexually abused or murdered anyone, he is still a very shitty person. He takes donations from people that he very well knows have a disability, are homeless, or both. Some even go into debt to support Phil's terrible financial responsibility. He will take money from anyone and get mad when they don't give him the money he feels entitled to. All the money he begs off of these people who need support more than him he spends on a mobile game, alcohol (that he claims he doesn't drink), ordering DoorDash food sometimes 3 times a day, and very suspect grocery store purchases (he sometimes spends around $250 at Fred Meyer's, a store like Walmart, and he buys groceries WEEKLY). He is also a pathological liar. Not only does he do horrible stuff, he also lies about it and never takes responsibility for it. He has also denied his shitty spending habits even AFTER a guy committed a crime to get Phil's bank records to confirm the exact purchases he makes daily
Janke is an S+ tier and Sammy is F- in my eyes. If you have a look at his more recent videos, he’s actually grown to be a nice, chill guy and the few reviews and whatnot I’ve seen him put out in more recent times seem to be rather considered, thought out, and well written and produced. Edit: or seemed to? Seems like the channel is gone or something. I might do some reading into this.
Also, he was practically a troll. He basically said in an interview he wanted to get his opinion out there in an exaggerated way to make fun of the stereotypical sonic fan.
Sammy shouldn't even be here
there should be a lolcow iceberg somewhere, the world needs to know there is more than chris chan, ltg, dsp, and wings
I wish more talked about Hiding In My Room. Also surprised Vegan Teacher isn't on here I thought he talked about her.
@@superstarthomas I so nearly forgot about vegan teacher and now I’m reminded once again
Daniel Larson could cement himself a legacy as a lolcow soon
Nostalgia critic and terry davis should have been replaced with Drachenlord and YandereDev
ya know ... actual lolcows.
The selections seriously arent that great.
Terry, I think actually was a LOLCow. Doug, however, not so much. Yeah, people don't like him, but he seems largely self-aware and takes jabs at him in good faith.
Dougs only crime is severely over estimating his talent from being an early internet star. Even during the tgwtg fall out most of the scorn came from people other than doug and interpersonal drama that he was mostly secondary to. Honestly his worst crime is being well beyond his prime and mismanagement of his channel farm.
lol Drachenlord 😂😂😂😂
Doug, Spoony, but no Linkara? For shame! He's the biggest cow out of TGWTG
I disagree.
@@GabyGeorge1996 wrote 4 rape books, 2 rape comics, has a huge ego, is easily poked into getting trolled?
@@KinkyLinky101 Oh and he couldn’t take a joke (Oneyplays). He also can’t take criticism. Doug Walker actually listens to feedback unlike Linkara.
"Don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch!"
Why don’t people like Doug? Just because of his content?
WingsofRedemption absolutely needs to be higher on this list but still a great video 😂
Agreed. Richard should be on the A tier.
Shoutout finger stiffers
@@TheLastComa real talk
Wingo is literally just an tired old man at this point. Constantly troubled by "Malicious" dordashing and critisism of his gamerskills.
Shout out to Sean ranklin.
Idk if you’ve ever heard of him but there’s a lolcow named Fatman (or Christopher Paul Whitney) a 40 year old man that rose to fame by eating copious amounts of food on camera in the mid 2000s. I’m not sure if he’s alive since he’s diabetic and doesn’t seem to care about that but he’s kinda funny I won’t lie. Chris Chan mentioned him in a video so you may have heard of him
Isn't that the guy the trolls told him was actually Alec Benson Leary?
@@korbinhranac5550 I think so
He's the guy who told Chris to get their shot together. After jiggling his gut on cam and eating like a slob. All Hail The Grease God
THAT WAS THE TWINKIE DUDE
Seems like he dropped off the face of the earth, along with the others in the "Calling Out Saga" like Ahuviya the trans communist, and NessHelper.
Movie Bob is an unironic Eugenicist
Idk, sorry but how is that bad again?
If it wasn't for what Shadman did to Keems daughter, I wouldn't even bother putting him as a lolcow. Just being a weirdo. But a lolcow is someone special. They have horrific weirdness, and literally spend no time reflecting on that in anyway.
Keemstar's daughter??
@@Slimehardtshawty He, Keemstar, has daughter and Shadman drew lewd stuff of her.
@@KaiserTrigger From what I remember, he didn't draw anything overly lewd of her, but him drawing her at all was definitely a threat. He might've doubled down and gone all-out without me hearing about it though.
@@getmeouttahere7638 IMHO there's just something inherently nasty about trying to pull real people into your public fantasies. Not just weird because of how she was a kid. But that kid will know about this probably later in life and it would probably scar her a bit if she doesn't have thick skin.
Which this would scar a lot of people.
Shad’s a weirdo but the quality of his art is very nice (when ignoring the horrid porn aspect)
Lindsay is too talented to be a lolcow. Doug does a lot of cringe things but he’s too successful. Lolcow isn’t really the right word for either of them. Onision and Avocado should be higher.
frr she doesn't even fit into definition of lolcow
What's interesting about the Randy Stair case, and please anyone correct me if I'm wrong, but his crush on that fictional character seemed to stem more from a place of belonging rather than sexual desire. I watched a deep dive on him a looong time ago, but he always made comments about her like "Soon, we will be together with all the other girls in our perfect high school and we will be at peace like how it was supposed to be" or something like that rather than "MY QUEEN, I LUST FOR YOU"
Randy Stair was a narcissistic sociopathic piece of shit there's no excuse for him. A brat who didn't want to grow up and become an adult that found outlets of trying to make it big on UA-cam yet failed because his stuff was garbage so he blamed the world because he can't see past his own ego.
@@YumegakaMurakumo all of these things can be true in tandem with the OPs input
watching a nikocado video is like watching a shakespearean tragedy about how gluttony screws you over, kind of like how power screwed over macbeth.
No Tyree Sneed or Yoko on the list? If you’ve never gone down their rabbit holes, it’s worth your time.
I heavily disagree on moviebob, but I’m a bit down in the rabbit hole for him
Onision should be moved up to top of A tier. Phill should be moved down to B.
Moviebob should probably be at least D
Phil is definitely A tier material. They are both predators just in different ways.
@@sortedevaras I disagree, Phil only takes money from those willing to give it to him, onision is arguably a ped and undoubtedly neglected his child at multiple times
you mean to tell me terry davis is on this but not Drachenlord??? wat
Anita sarkeesian, Lindsey Ellis… these people aren’t lolcows. I personally don’t really find them all that annoying, but even if I did, being annoying isn’t all it takes to be a lolcow. I saw someone post a list recently and there were like 6 criteria, and they don’t even come close to fitting the description.
Anita is 100% a lolcow. You can debate if Lindsay is one.
You should add James Robert Clark III. He stalked an Argentinean girl for 6 years making public videos for her, but she never responded to him and finally resorted to filing a restraining order against him since he kept saying he was going to Argentina.
Don't tell me you never heard of "Dragonlord" ("Drachenlord").
This Guy is T H E Lolcow in the German-languaged Community (and well known through Count Dankula's Madlad Series).
Shortly explained: Imagine a narcisstic and aggressive, not very smart Neckbeard living on a Farm House with Barns around, who attracted a Bubble of Trolls through his Livestreams and doxxed himself to on the one Hand selling Merchandising at his House, on the other Hand confronting some "Haters" who managed to send his Sister a threathening Text-to-Speech Call.
A bad Combination resulting in a Action-Reaction-Principle with the Lolcow producing provocant Content to attract Donators and Fame as well as Support from other UA-camrs, and his Community (who are mostly Trolls and Crictics of him) travelling to his tiny Village to see his House once or even provoke him just to get a Reaction.
There are Masses of Lore around this Guy, for Example Chronicles listing up all major Events - I suggest you to watch the Chronic by "Der Einziche" on YT or the "Drachenchronik" Database.
Metal leute 😂🤘🏻
When making a list like this, you have to factor in how funny they are to observe vs. how legit dangerous they are. I'd reserve F tier for fringe lolcows, E tier for whiny keyboard warriors, D tier for mentally ill people who can't really help themselves but don't really hurt others too much, C tier for ideologues with bad takes and too much influence, B tier for con artists/scammers, A tier for sexual predators or creeps, and S tier for full on scary, dangerous criminals.
So I think you mostly got it right. I'd put Pastel Belle with Movie Bob and Lindsey Ellis, though. I'm surprised Onision and Jessica Yaniv aren't higher. LowtierGod is a loser, but he's a bit too high up. DSP and Wings are definitely on par with how they constantly bitch about their finances. You should look into Spoony more; he should definitely be higher up.
I'm not sure if I should be proud to be schizo or not because of Terry
15:30 also you forgot to mention nostalgia critic has self awareness & is actually funny half the time.
His part in the change the channel controversy can't be forgiven until he apologizes but otherwise he can pass as okay
Well, to be fair, he does how to play the game of getting canceled. Because people did forget about it and moved on to other things by going silent instead of actually speaking about it.
Sure, the damage has been done and the victims will want an answer, but in general, people will stop caring after a while if you stay silent
Quite few of the people in CTC are psychos though. Special mention to Lupa who made a fake account of Doug not taking her to Applebee's for dinner as a legitimate grievance, and also tried to paint Cinema Snob as a groomer for not siding with her, and even tried to swat him the day after his father in law's funeral.
this is the first video of yours ive seen, i subbed. but, "i just dont like them" isnt really a compelling argument when talking about how bad people are. like anita would honestly be E or F for me but what do i know
Yeah outside of what he did to keemstar's daughter chadman isn't nearly A tier bad. He's just a creep who draws really deplorable drawings, which is nowhere near as bad as someone like onision who actually damaged and hurt a lot of people.
and lowtiergod
I thought Yaniv was gonna be an S-tier for sure. It’s absolutely disturbing what this individual has done to others.
I really like these lolcow videos. They are pretty cool and interesting to watch.
i really like your username
@@triplesixmafia appreciate.
Cyraxx and food beauty are probably the best 2 active lolcows. I'd say Cyraxx is the lolcow of the year
Moviebob deserves to be higher up due to his insane rantings on twitter imo
Steven Whitsett, Kero the Wolf, Hypnotist Sappho, Toggle the Rat, Jon Wolf and Nick Bate should be on a list like this
Lowtier god does have a few charges he took for his girl
Movie Bob next to Lindsay Ellis is fitting
Terry wasn't a lolcow he was just a tragic hero.
Few observations:
Anita Sarkisian stuff was so long ago that she's since distanced herself from her old methods of getting her message across saying she was too caught up in trying to pick fault in everything to be this perfect feminist crusader - I don't think many of the issues she was getting at were entirely unfounded she just had a massively obnoxious and self-serving way of approaching them. Building a brand around activism often leads to that kind of self-absorbedness but I reckon since she's reflected on it and is far from a total mess she's F tier nowadays or potentially not even on the list.
Obviously this is your own list so fair play, but I feel the use of attractiveness as a metric is inconsistently applied (and personally don't feel it has much impact on someone being a lolcow) - wondering if that's a subconscious reason you dropped Onision down I definitely reckon he's comfortably A if not S for his creepy, manipulative and downright abusive activities. Also he's pure, unadulterated manchild cringe.
Some others I'd definitely wanna see ranked:
KingCobraJFS - deserved to be up here, he's fascinating, hangs around with a lot of absolute reprobates even if he isn't the worst himself - very interesting character.
Shanny4Christ - quasi-religious bigot just constantly shoots herself in the foot w/ insane amounts overshare (classic lolcow trait) and is objectively just a terrible person in many ways
Unkle Adams - def feel he should be considered more as a lolcow given that he has the same propensity to document the messes he gets himself in rather than actually solve them, also confuses sarcastic trolls for authentic fans and chooses to live in a self serving fantasy than acknowledge that his music is complete cringe (still harmless so he'd be low tier but interesting nonetheless)
Yeah. Considering the trash he has on here it's absurd that he ranked her that high. I have more respect for people who fight for their ideological values than perverts like Onision.
Agreed with Onision. As for the others, they’re kinda too small to be full time lolcows. Plus with the first guy being “bigoted” doesn’t really make you a lolcow.
If you hold control and click on the picture of Sonicfan (for example) that'll auto select the layer and you can move it around instead of finding it in the list
You totally forgot Europe's biggest Lolcow Rainer Winkler.
Yaniv is definitely A tier
You need to redo this and put my boy Richard at the top. Shout out to my fellow finger sniffers!
Real talk ,Piiimp
Fr, Wings is an A tier at minimum
Where is dragonlord tho
Someone needs to make a smash bros game with this roster
Kingcobrajfs definitely shoulda been on this list. Fantastic video tho! Thank you!
you really need to check out rainer "drachenlord" winkler. this guy doesn't take the cake, he takes all the cakes. you'll need a new tier just for this guy!
Wait what did Idubbbz's girlfriend do apart from making an OnlyFans account? IIRC, she didn't post anything there and only did it for attention right?
Also, isn't LTG just playing a character? Why is he A tier?
Yaniv is well known groomer, deserved to be A tier
We're reaching levels of desperation I didn't think was possible.
terrys life is both something that makes me disgusted and immensely sorrowful. he was an old man with incredibly harmful ideologies and his schizophrenia made him a very paranoid and aggressive person towards anybody who had some power above him. he was terrible in that sense, any normal person would agree with any of that. but he was a man of talent, and his family seemed to see him as worthy enough to be missed and memorialized after his death. he was very proud of everything he did and even if what he could say was wrong he had confidence in himself. plus he was also just extremely old and had an extreme disorder thus it weirdly felt unfair to even attempt to change his mind with how much and how long everything was cemented into him at that age. its kind of odd how someone so morally reprehensible is also someone id say whos passing was a tragedy. may peace be with his soul now
DSP doesn't play Simpsons: Tapped Out. He whales out on WWE Champions.
Chris would definitely be at the top
Good job overall!
I kinda wish F Tier had included Bumpityboo, but nearly everyone's forgotten about that kid. He reminds me a bit of SammyClassicSonicFan. But I truly think he wasn't an act. He'd post cringe with such lack of self-awareness (autism?), it was embarrassing yet hilarious. He disappeared from UA-cam many years ago -- his Mommy might've taken steps to get him away from online exposure.
Thammyclathicthonicfan :3
He's actually doing pretty good right now, he himself has admitted it to be an act lol. He's definitely a legend.
I love how you’re in the thumbnail 😂 gold
S tier
@@jcrowley1985 you sir are awesome
Trainboy 54 is a pretty obscure lolcow, makes cringey songs like Chris Chan and inserts himself into episodes of Phineas and Ferb
I think you’re being too nice with Timbox. He is very quick to get angry and his obsession with children, rodents and other fictional characters. He easily earns in a spot at least in B-tier my mind.
I thought the same thing, hes much worse than how he was rated. Some of the people on here give me a mild to a severe "gross" feeling (if you know what i mean) and he definitely gives me the more severe gross feeling than some of the others
@@fatefatefate That and he openly admitted to Tara strong That he masturbated to a character that she voices.
@@fatefatefate The little cartoon girl thing is very creepy but I still feel more bad for him than anything because he's clearly not right in the head beyond just autism. It seems that he was born autistic and also suffered a severe head injury as a child. (Tim says something was launched at his head by a malfunctioning lawnmower?) I don't think he actually would hurt anyone (I hope not at least.)
He also looks a bit like me which is... concerning.
I'm disappointed that Joseph Strickland was left out of this. He's one of my favorites, not talked about nearly enough
Can you explain who he is for those who don't know about him?
@@SaiyanGamer95 remember people making fun of his for calling himself "the beast" in videos. He got bullied in school for calling himself potato(something close to that). He tried to act gangster in his videos, which led to more bulling. He eventually got arrested on cp possessions charges. This is what I can remember, I think a youtuber named TJ used to make livestreams talking about him.
@@rolando8708 Looking for Joseph Strickland just brings up a bishop with that name.
@@SaiyanGamer95 if you add lolcow + his name, it should show him. He's an overweight fat white kid, at least we when he was on youtube. think he might be in/out of prison.
@@SaiyanGamer95 Joseph8276 also works.
Right on the money with cyrax. Hes considered a horror cow at this point
you guys forgot to add thunderf00t, king cobra, pamperchu and sargon
Edp445 is a Lolcow now right?
my favorite lolcows are birdie and randy stair. birdies this animator who started off making innocent animations, but got more and more depraved as time went on. its so interesting highly recommend
How could you miss the all mighty Gothic bad boy Kingcobrajfs he's definitely a lolcow
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I see Varg Vikernes/Thulean Perspective isn’t on this list and all I gotta say is, my gah.😆
I don’t know if I would or wouldn’t suggest u doing a few deep dives on this dude cause his lore is dark af and the dude’s literally such an evil and messed up person that he genuinely makes someone like Isabella Loretta Janke look like a Saint in comparison. I won’t tell u much about this guy other than the fact that he is from Scandinavia he used to be in a band called Mayhem which was pretty much the very first band in the genre of metal known as “black metal.” However Varg then got kicked outta the band, I don’t want to spoil why he did so u can do a deep dive on this maybe urself, but let me just say that it was for him doing quite possibly the most downright awful things u can possibly do to someone. However now currently Varg is part of a black metal solo project known as Burzum. He also had a UA-cam channel for a couple years, known as “Thulean Perspective.” However the channel got taken down due to UA-cam finding out about the many horrendous crimes this guy has committed and due to the fact that some of his vids were genuinely rlly bigoted. Because u see, Varg has this delusional belief that Nordic ppl r the “superior race” and that literally any other race, except for Native Americans for some reason, is inferior to them so yeah this guy is a GENUINE racist too, and practically a Nazi. He also has a Twitter account also called “Thulean Perspective” where he has tweeted out some of the most hilariously insane crap ever. Like literally just Google “Varg Tweets” and you’ll see wht I mean.😆
Varg is also constantly trolled on there for good reason and there hv been many Varg trolling sagas, similar to other lolcows like Chris Chan. However unlike with other lolcows pretty much every troll who has tried to troll Varg is GENUINELY a way better person than he is, and if anything r helping out more ppl by trolling the guy and trying to get him kicked off of Twitter. Even tho I don’t use Twitter myself I am very much a metalhead and this guy’s insane lore is something known pretty well by the metal community. Anyways go do a deep dive on it. It’s insane, it’s dark and it can be shockingly hilarious at points. Also like this guy is sooooo well known for his insane antics that the guy has had MULTIPLE documentaries and movies made about his time in the band Mayhem, so that would be a good place to start. Heck, there is literally an entire biopic which u can watch on Hulu called “Lords of Chaos” made about the band Mayhem and Varg’s antics, however it’s PRETTY inaccurate and it can be downright insensitive towards a lotta the events that happened in the band, but it’s still a fun watch. Tho there r a ton of documentaries u can watch on the band, some of which r on UA-cam and I’d highly recommend watching some of them. However after maybe doing a bit of research on the band then I would suggest u do a bit of research on Varg’s UA-cam channel and it’s history, not to mention that there hv been clips of it of Varg doing multiple insane things and doing multiple insane things that hv been turned into various memes. Then I would suggest u maybe do some research on all the trolling arcs that this guy has had to deal with on Twitter and irl. Anyways I’d highly recommend that u should do some research on this guy and maybe make a vid on him. Not just because he’s an absolutely insane lolcow but also to spread awareness for how much of a genuinely horrible person this guy is.
That was a pretty good video. Very inspiring! Actually I made a documentary about Randy Stairs and his main obsession came from a character named Amber who had this song which brainwashed people, which in retrospect is kind of ironic to be fair. This plus a deteriating mental health. There is a whole manifesto he left behind too after his most vile of actions. He used to make this parody series on Amber and had ghost girls in it including his own OC which he said he would marry in the afterlife. That's just really really sad.. This would be a lesson to anyone who has a waifu and a stagnating mental health. I'm glad you are starting to cover Dillin Thomas. He's a silly man for sure, my favorite f tier lolcow
Natsumi Tsuji, Eliot Rodger and Mr. Anime (Trey Sesler) on S tier.
I learned about a couple I’ve never heard of! Good video! You should maybe do a follow up someday adding the ones mentioned in the comments. I’d like to see Daniel Larson & Oxis added if you do another one.
you should've been there in the wings trolling hay days, like when sean ranklin first popped up, it was like watching a new breaking bad episode every other day lol
Ever wonder what the love child of Harry Potter and Froto Baggins would look like?
No foodie beauty?!? One of the most entertaining active lolcows rn
shadman got arrested
Goddammit. I wanted LowTierGod in the S rank.
Nah Darksydephil should go there honestly.
Nah f tier
Only gods go in S tier
@@Suwawako i Agree!
Dale actually did some criminal stuff. Lmao.
Nothing can top Chris Chan in my mind
" _i am high-functioning autistic_ "
Cyraxx is definitely trying his absolute best to top him
I agree with this tierlist but I think Moviebob should be higher up due to the fact he wrote an autobiography about his love for Super Mario Bros 3 and how he missed his grandmas funeral to buy an air conditioner.
And he stalked Lindsey Elis
rest in peace terry davis
Big up’s my boy Richard barely scraping by with that c tier 😂
Bro you don't know KingCobraJFS? He is about as old of a lolcow as chris chan. Be careful if you look him up it is quite the rabbit hole.
I was so sad cobes was missing
TWU
Great tier list! You hear about Gothic King Cobra? How about Jason Genova? Lord Genesis? Jeremy Dewitte? I wouldn't put this guy as a LolCow, but he's interesting: Big Lenny. You might like putting those guys on your channel!
i do know movie bob was pretty creepy around linsey elias. she wasn't great either cause she give him a non apology. but both are bad in their own ways and i think he defended the journalist they couldn't play the cup head tutorial and say game journalist don't have to be good at video games or something like that.
Reasons to be a lulcow: murder, sex crimes, and say you don't need to be good at video games to be a game journalist, the worst of all crimes
If anyone hasn't done it yet then you should do a lolcow iceberg
How did Animal Crossing New Leaf music become stock UA-camr music?
Sarkeesian at least has alot of followers & celeb friends & has some kind of hygeine
You should check out Reformed Stoic, he's an extremely new/underlooked lolcow yet hilarious. He legitimately does 12 hour livestreams on a daily basis and spergs out massively and thinks he's being conspired on by a corporation in Las Vegas
There's a K!wifarms article on him
Paranoia is a hell of a drug
I think James Charles will soon become a lol cow
He's already one tbh
we need a video of daniel larson
Adding Elliot Rodgers would complete this
TheMysteriousMrEnter, Vaush, Tom Preson, SuperPsyguy, ToonKriticY2K and AnimatedJames too
God dude as soon as you panned and i saw ethan ralph i instinctively started laughing my ass off man is so funny
Man you should check out steve joel akins/Bardfinn he's an infamous reddit mod who allegedly posts cp in subs he doesn't like and he runs a subreddit that is known for banning anything that he doesn't like...
The things they find out about this dude is insane. Easily a B or A tier lolcow.
what about LolCow iceberg theory?
What about pamperchu, Alex Jones, kingcobraJFS?
It’s very hard to rank lolcows because on a morality standpoint you’ll have people like Randy Stair at S tier, but he’s not an iconic lolcow like Wings who’s definitely not as terrible of an individual Randy, but will forever have legendary S tier lolcow status
Someone who should be in S tier is Nick Bate. If you go down his rabbit hole, have something to puke in on standby.
If onion is on here, keemstar should be
Yaniv better be in this.
I wonder where Dayton Hypernova would go lmao
Also Dana Marie Cain, shannyforchrist and Pixyteri
I think a killer shouldn't be in a lolcow list. Especially when the list consists of people who aren't murderers, but insane people.
wheres dragonlord, daniel larson