Simon 'Ghost' Riley ASMR 💀 Call of Duty MWII Roleplay (British Sarcasm, Swearing, & Patching You Up)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • #ASMR #FPC #MW2 #ghost #simonriley #modernwarfare2
    Trigger warning: contains strong language from the start, a bit of gunfire about halfway through, and some fairly graphic injury detail towards the end. And lots of British sarcasm throughout, so watch out.
    A Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley from Call of Duty Modern Warfare II ASMR roleplay has been requested quite a bit, so I thought I’d give it a go. Captain Price has been requested too; but I did a ‘vintage’ Price ASMR over a year ago, which you can watch here (though the setting and theme are slightly depressing now): • Captain Price ASMR - C...
    Otherwise, this Ghost roleplay is almost exactly the same as my SAS sniper roleplay I also did some time ago (lol), but is a lot more immersive. You and Ghost are on a mission to take out an old Spetsnaz sniper who’s become a troublesome diamond dealer, but it doesn’t necessarily go to plan. Cue sitcom intro music.
    In terms of ASMR triggers, there are binaural bullets, ear to ear dry humour, and - tbf - a tsundere theme with Ghost in the role of oranyan, as he warms to you over the course of the mission and patches himself up before helping you too (how kind). Oh, and he talks about mirrors more than I thought he would, but here we are. Enjoy! 👻💀
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    🎙 What is ASMR? 🎧
    ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) is synaesthesia of the soul. It’s a relaxing feeling, it’s a tingling down the spine, or it’s simply a sleep aid. Whether it’s being ‘held’ by someone you have confidence in, or ‘looked after’ by someone with authority, or just feeling ‘safe’ with someone you trust, it uses audio-visual triggers to enable you to let go of your worries and stresses - even just for a bit.
    📽 What is FPC? 🎞
    FPC (first person cinema) takes all the relaxing elements of ASMR but has much more of a focus on immersion and the suspension of disbelief. It’s kinda like being the main character in your own short movie, with popular figures you know and love, or entirely created worlds - just for you. There won’t be any visible mics or traditional triggers in these videos, and they will seem more unintentional than the usual ASMR videos - but they are unique and relaxing experiences designed to transport you to different places, worlds, and times.
    Disclaimer: This video is intended for relaxation. Any views, opinions, or advice expressed is purely for the purpose of entertainment, and to induce tingles through ASMR. These videos are not a substitute for traditional medicine, therapy, or any other professional medium, and should not be treated as such! Take all the advice with a pinch of salt, and certainly don’t take it to heart. That being said, please enjoy them, benefit from them, and hopefully get those warm, tingly feelings. Oh, and it’s not for kids.

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  • @strawberro8082
    @strawberro8082 Рік тому +2964

    He may have insulted me for half an hour but he did call me gorgeous so I think we’re in love

  • @deathkage779
    @deathkage779 Рік тому +7944

    As a british citizen I can confirm that when we insult people 70% of the time it is because we like ya.

    • @whoamiagain6978
      @whoamiagain6978 Рік тому +450

      Sounds like a playground crush

    • @thecov3n
      @thecov3n Рік тому +96

      I sure hope so 🤫

    • @ImTemTbh
      @ImTemTbh Рік тому +1

      we either like you or want you dead. no inbetween.

    • @Brunothechillman
      @Brunothechillman Рік тому +182

      if this was the case i would be the most loved man in Europe

    • @Gete.
      @Gete. Рік тому +66

      Like we do in Germany

  • @gottaluvtyra
    @gottaluvtyra Рік тому +489

    "hold the fucking torch still"
    and all of a sudden I'm in the garage with my dad again

  • @Chookies.
    @Chookies. Рік тому +1483

    "I don't wanna dazzle the enemy with my beauty" fantastic line

    • @im6295
      @im6295 Рік тому +39

      11:00

    • @UmaUmayay-r9c
      @UmaUmayay-r9c Рік тому +15

      ​@@im6295Thank you kind stranger

    • @CHop3996
      @CHop3996 5 місяців тому

      I ain’t reeding all that

    • @haileyhowson8350
      @haileyhowson8350 4 місяці тому +6

      he’s actually so fucking funny i don’t think i’d be able to keep a straight face next to that man

  • @faithnicoleenaldo2037
    @faithnicoleenaldo2037 Рік тому +2691

    Me: How rude, insulting a rooki-
    ghost: Listen here GORGEOUS
    Me: I'm sat 🙇🏾‍♀️

    • @eletricpanic
      @eletricpanic Рік тому +42

      In the exact same time I read this comment he Said it on the video 😆

    • @imanejoestar1578
      @imanejoestar1578 8 місяців тому +13

      I KNOW RIGHTTTTTTT

    • @unnameduser374
      @unnameduser374 8 місяців тому +7

      TIMESTAMP??

    • @imanejoestar1578
      @imanejoestar1578 8 місяців тому +3

      @@unnameduser374 the very beggening

    • @unnameduser374
      @unnameduser374 8 місяців тому +4

      @@imanejoestar1578 I found it tysm !! ^_^

  • @michaelsong3733
    @michaelsong3733 Рік тому +3350

    "It would appear, that you have been shot."
    I do agree.
    "It would appear that i too, have been shot."
    I do concur.

  • @ghostifiied8502
    @ghostifiied8502 Рік тому +4749

    The devil works hard but fanfic writers and asmrtists work harder

  • @Sara-py7yw
    @Sara-py7yw Рік тому +3923

    Excuse me but the biggest plot hole in cod is the fact that people around ghost weren't all giggling and kicking their feet

  • @miraistired
    @miraistired Рік тому +612

    “We’re twinsies” he’s so girly pop I’m starting to understand the infatuation w him

  • @Joemama-u5k
    @Joemama-u5k Рік тому +532

    21:37 holy shit "no fucking peaking" and "you want a second fucking bullet hole?" AAAHHHH LOVE IT

    • @motivatedvergil9357
      @motivatedvergil9357 7 місяців тому +2

      I know

    • @haileyhowson8350
      @haileyhowson8350 4 місяці тому +1

      …don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it you’ll get flagged…

    • @Bad_At_Th1s
      @Bad_At_Th1s 4 місяці тому

      @@haileyhowson8350 erm, what the sigma

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 10 днів тому

      I'd ask myself if a second would be worth it xD

  • @tiredashell5743
    @tiredashell5743 Рік тому +7226

    Him: “quite the opposite”
    Me: HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE THING!!!

  • @nucicain
    @nucicain Рік тому +10926

    Ghost: cusses me out and insults me
    Also Ghost: calls me gorgeous once (1)
    Me: kicking my legs and giggling

    • @humblechad4922
      @humblechad4922 Рік тому +636

      As a girl with a little crush on ghost, hearing that I had the biggest smile on my face.

    • @II-ik2bt
      @II-ik2bt Рік тому +6

      @@humblechad4922 as a guy and a fatass crush pn ghost bro got me blushing m shit

    • @scrimmy4532
      @scrimmy4532 Рік тому +76

      what min???

    • @melanycano5341
      @melanycano5341 Рік тому +208

      @@scrimmy4532 5:15

    • @Jackieeeisvibing
      @Jackieeeisvibing Рік тому +82

      NO SAME I WAS LIKE🙈🙈

  • @cookiejazzie
    @cookiejazzie Рік тому +405

    30:02 “Does it hurt? GOOD.” Makes me laugh every single time I watch this. Everything about this video is just too freaking perfect, haha.

    • @quint.rob.17
      @quint.rob.17 Місяць тому +1

      i was about to say, there’s no way i’m the only one who thought that was the funniest thing about the video😂😂

  • @fixingeverybodysgrammarigu4196
    @fixingeverybodysgrammarigu4196 Рік тому +2473

    I love how we’re all just here, cackling, kicking our feet, painting our nails and laughing like-
    Ghost: *every insult ever*
    Us: AHAHAHAHSAAAA AND WHAT AFTER THAT?

  • @watership02
    @watership02 Рік тому +1112

    "It appears you've been shot. I do apologize."
    I died.

    • @obsessed_with_ksmp
      @obsessed_with_ksmp 10 місяців тому +7

      I was already Dead.

    • @Chzrrywzves
      @Chzrrywzves 7 місяців тому +4

      Literally, he couldn’t save you, or anyone

  • @disgustgrl
    @disgustgrl Рік тому +1963

    LMAO THE WAY GHOST GETS SHOT AND HES JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS THE ROOKIE LMAOO

    • @FBJRAKO
      @FBJRAKO Рік тому +59

      Usually how it happens 😂

    • @pinklotus136
      @pinklotus136 Рік тому +31

      😩😂😂😂

    • @kaplingnag7267
      @kaplingnag7267 Рік тому +63

      trying to rizz them up

    • @ej5601
      @ej5601 7 місяців тому +7

      Yep his totally trying to Rizz us up 😂

  • @s_arpino
    @s_arpino Рік тому +14116

    Trigger warning: British

  • @Dahlia-kz8oz
    @Dahlia-kz8oz Рік тому +207

    "Let's go see the captain before he thinks we eloped" 💀

  • @spoons578
    @spoons578 Рік тому +193

    THE FUCKING "foap" ANGLE GOT ME SO BAD, HE GOT THE OVERBITE ANGLE. I WAS GIGGLING SO HARD

  • @bone4ead
    @bone4ead Рік тому +5124

    “listen here gorgeous”
    THAT WAS SO BABYGIRL

    • @COCOABEAN-
      @COCOABEAN- Рік тому +66

      Wait- can I have the time for that?????

    • @bone4ead
      @bone4ead Рік тому +105

      @@COCOABEAN- 5:13

    • @COCOABEAN-
      @COCOABEAN- Рік тому +23

      @@bone4ead thank you

    • @cherrypunchie
      @cherrypunchie Рік тому +43

      This got me giggling ngl

    • @bone4ead
      @bone4ead Рік тому +41

      @@cherrypunchie he has me giggling and kicking my feet fr ‼️😻

  • @kojfsh
    @kojfsh Рік тому +8466

    He knew what the girlies wanted and gave it to ‘em. I respect it.
    edit: I am begging you all to understand that the term “girlies” trumps the entire concept of gender and describes anyone who relates to said want.

  • @RoseKoneko
    @RoseKoneko Рік тому +5931

    I’ve never giggled that hard at being insulted. He can babysit me anytime. I’m so relaxed and amused. Thanks for the positive headspace.

    • @NateZilla04
      @NateZilla04 Рік тому +1

      simp

    • @devildogs1147
      @devildogs1147 Рік тому +65

      You have a crush or smth

    • @RoseKoneko
      @RoseKoneko Рік тому +100

      @@devildogs1147 Naw, man. It just feels like the British version of a few of my friends. We just tease each other. None of what was said was particularly insulting or offensive.

    • @tobysoats6967
      @tobysoats6967 Рік тому +23

      You should try fredsvoice videos then you’ll love them ahah

    • @RoseKoneko
      @RoseKoneko Рік тому +18

      @@tobysoats6967 Thanks for the recommendation~

  • @Psychosweetie9556
    @Psychosweetie9556 Рік тому +414

    9:37; Simon: *pulls something out from his pocket* "Do you know what this is, rookie?" Me: *giggling and smiling uncontrollably while covering my mouth* "It's a thing?!!" him: "That's right. 10 points" Me: "Wait..SERIOUSLY?!"

  • @pikarikku
    @pikarikku Рік тому +385

    17:42 my absolute favorite moment, the pause, the head tilt, "did you just fart?"

  • @RinaAudio
    @RinaAudio Рік тому +2760

    The way you're slipping into these characters is something that will always stun me. This is so good Jim. 😊

  • @wondercreationz
    @wondercreationz Рік тому +3365

    “We’re twinsies. That’s cute right?” THIS GOT IT FR😭

  • @GodlessCreature_04
    @GodlessCreature_04 Рік тому +2375

    I don’t have a damn CLUE on CoD lore but this man gives me an unprecedented amount of comfort so I’m going to binge this asmr for an hour.

    • @swagless6719
      @swagless6719 Рік тому +111

      He's a solid character mysterious with personality

    • @xxintixx4638
      @xxintixx4638 Рік тому +5

      @@swagless6719 I heard he's gay and he gives head to soap or something fr?

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 Рік тому +4

      @@xxintixx4638 what.

    • @xxintixx4638
      @xxintixx4638 Рік тому +5

      @@blumpet6250 That wasn't me

    • @blumpet6250
      @blumpet6250 Рік тому +9

      @@xxintixx4638 lol it's a ship that fans have between them. The way you worded it sounds like you thought it was actually canon

  • @m00nsickn3ssx6
    @m00nsickn3ssx6 Рік тому +212

    23:15 this whole sections feels like when my dad asked me to hold the flashlight for him
    Ghost: "Would you hold that fucking torch still?"

  • @ashhellfire8656
    @ashhellfire8656 11 місяців тому +350

    *Using this for the best lines in the video, don't mind me! :]*
    5:15 - Ghost called me gorgeous, got me squeelin into my pillow & kickin my feet!!
    10:50 - He said the- He- He said the-The thing!! Ah, got me squeelin! :]
    11:40 - The lil 'lucky number' thing is so fuckin cute, omgah!
    17:26 - "I ain't that fuckin spooky." SiR- I..I beg to differ. 0///0
    27:17 - He's being comforting & confessing that he was trying to show off?? Oh, my heart~

    • @valestrafox89
      @valestrafox89 11 місяців тому +15

      Legend thank you 🙏

    • @MarieLily2478
      @MarieLily2478 10 місяців тому +6

      Blessed you my Savior 💕💕🙏🏼

    • @N0ctisGaming5749
      @N0ctisGaming5749 10 місяців тому +6

      Truly a treasure this... Best lines for sure

    • @zomb_bree7950
      @zomb_bree7950 10 місяців тому +1

      BLESS

    • @ny8441
      @ny8441 10 місяців тому

      thank you for this comment plssssss

  • @gwynnonthatbeatt
    @gwynnonthatbeatt Рік тому +312

    I CANT WHEN EVER I SEE THE MASK I THINK OF THAT ONE PICTURE FROM TIK TOK
    "FOAP!" 💀💀💀💀

  • @hibiren
    @hibiren Рік тому +3941

    7:47 my favorite line:
    "So why don't you do us both a little, por favor-- shut the fuck up, open your mouth, and just spit out the brief."
    Got me smiling ridiculously lmao

    • @teobeo6851
      @teobeo6851 Рік тому +87

      I was at the exact timestamp when I saw this comment lol

    • @KaspianKhalix
      @KaspianKhalix Рік тому +85

      KICKING MY LEGS AND GIGGLING 🥰

    • @sergioaguilar4407
      @sergioaguilar4407 Рік тому +69

      BRO I WAS YELLING “WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO??”

    • @cuteboi-qg9gi
      @cuteboi-qg9gi Рік тому +30

      It was por favor, right? My Portuguese soul died

    • @jaylacornejo
      @jaylacornejo Рік тому +10

      @@sergioaguilar4407 Agreed, “what the fuck did I do for you to say that. Damn.”

  • @roc1364
    @roc1364 Рік тому +1836

    ive been watching ghost videos all week. this mans timing is god-like.

  • @someloner1335
    @someloner1335 10 місяців тому +48

    "my conclusion, my calculation, my ..... epiphany."
    i like a man who uses big words.

  • @TheMentorOfMomos
    @TheMentorOfMomos Рік тому +103

    I've spent enough time with british people to know he really cares for me

  • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
    @orangeismyfavoritecolor Рік тому +1790

    We _need_ more Ghost ASMR, no joke.

    • @T_Teobokki
      @T_Teobokki Рік тому +14

      Agreed

    • @elsielotus
      @elsielotus Рік тому +9

      fr

    • @roxannereymond7048
      @roxannereymond7048 Рік тому +43

      I don't understand why they are wasting such a good opportunity, there should be lots of asmr of Ghost by now

    • @ikatsui1063
      @ikatsui1063 Рік тому +1

      All the more Ghost asmr :D

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 Рік тому

      YES

  • @gillianlister4523
    @gillianlister4523 Рік тому +1698

    the fact this is only 35 minutes long is CRIME

  • @Lilsmellygasstation
    @Lilsmellygasstation Рік тому +4406

    Anytime I get to any new fandom, This man is somehow one step ahead of me

    • @Spoonsies_
      @Spoonsies_ Рік тому +65

      That’s what I’m sayin!

    • @peachfang
      @peachfang Рік тому +87

      theres always a video dropped months before you even THINK to join a fandom its actually unnerving

    • @ginevragobbato604
      @ginevragobbato604 Рік тому +33

      I’d be looking for the most niche, obscure fandom ASMR and Jim ALWAYS provides

    • @des7445
      @des7445 Рік тому +5

      SO TRUE

    • @kosbb7002
      @kosbb7002 Рік тому +2

      So true

  • @channelsoup
    @channelsoup Рік тому +882

    I’ll never get over how good Jim is at knowing who the “hottest guy of the month” is, and role playing him perfectly within a week. Legend! 😂

  • @huh7654
    @huh7654 Рік тому +249

    I almost cried because i can't handle being degraded .. but this 5:15 save me

    • @Tophatguy665
      @Tophatguy665 Рік тому +33

      "listen here gorgeous" 😂

    • @iwakuralain1459
      @iwakuralain1459 Рік тому +3

      Same. I hate that, but Ghost is my favorite like what do I do 🥹

  • @GoFindACharger
    @GoFindACharger Рік тому +53

    (Times I broke character):
    1:23 "But don't let that put you off, remember we're Bri'ish."
    4:01 "..Must be the rookie that price has been Fu*kin' bangin' on about-"
    5:40 "Yankee Doodle Jargon.."
    6:57 "I'm from Manchester."
    7:21 "Being such a Flippin' Acne Carriage, Honey."
    10:10 "Hufflepuff."
    10:19 "I use it for my make up, so I look pretty in the morning."
    10:56 "I don't wanna 'Dazzle~' the enemy with my beauty-"
    13:42 "Their Victorian, Brrr-itish..like me."
    16:41 "Diarrhea-"
    18:39 "Now, It appears that you have been shot. I do apologise."
    29:09 "Yeah look, We're twinsies, It's cute."
    35:26 "Let's go see the captain before he thinks we have..eloped."

  • @uhmgoawaylol
    @uhmgoawaylol Рік тому +2013

    Got me giggling and kicking my feet all at once 🤭🤭

    • @disgustgrl
      @disgustgrl Рік тому +26

      FR OMGG

    • @sourkoo6378
      @sourkoo6378 Рік тому +36

      I disapprove of what was typed.

    • @revenge8215
      @revenge8215 Рік тому +6

      @@sourkoo6378 it better be a girl that wrote that.

    • @sourkoo6378
      @sourkoo6378 Рік тому +31

      @@revenge8215 what do you mean?

    • @CrysisVN
      @CrysisVN Рік тому +1

      @@revenge8215 shut up brah nobody gaf

  • @thedemonskid
    @thedemonskid Рік тому +4900

    Ghost: *calls the Rookie a bunch of cuss words*
    Also Ghost as he's digging a bullet out of his arm: *Flippin' heck*

    • @Angelic_Desire69
      @Angelic_Desire69 Рік тому +376

      He ran out his swear points

    • @captain_CandleStix
      @captain_CandleStix Рік тому +145

      Sometime it just feels better to use the more pg cusses 🤷‍♂️

    • @Kin_Nightrose
      @Kin_Nightrose Рік тому +49

      I look at the comments while listening and i see this. I started cackling so bad 😂 I love this

    • @thedemonskid
      @thedemonskid Рік тому +18

      @@Kin_Nightrose - Hehe I'm glad you thought it was funny 😂😂

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 Рік тому +20

      Fuckin' 'ell

  • @beeboo7485
    @beeboo7485 Рік тому +391

    Ghost complaining about the flashlight reminds me of when I would hold the flashlight to help my dad and get yelled at for moving it too much 😂

  • @Ilog0
    @Ilog0 Рік тому +28

    Babygirl where are you??

  • @janeconquest
    @janeconquest Рік тому +198

    Broski nation RISE UP

  • @Skibidirizz_77
    @Skibidirizz_77 Рік тому +3391

    Its crazy how your videos are better than 90% of hollywood movies

  • @dualy2.0
    @dualy2.0 Рік тому +442

    17:41 "Did you just fart?" killed me

    • @nverted-dynamo
      @nverted-dynamo Рік тому +22

      😂💀

    • @karmatizer7887
      @karmatizer7887 Рік тому +38

      I'm pretty sure i didn't hear that because of his fockin' accent-

    • @lilwickerprojects9745
      @lilwickerprojects9745 10 місяців тому +4

      IM CRYING LAUGHING ITS THE WAY HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA 😂😂😂

  • @cici665
    @cici665 Рік тому +341

    Thank youuuuuuuu 😭💕 these insults had me in tears i hope you'll make more

    • @Zombina638
      @Zombina638 Рік тому +15

      100$ girl….😂

    • @cici665
      @cici665 Рік тому +12

      ​@@Zombina638it's not 100$ lmao it's 100₺ which used to equal around 5 USD but i think it's less now

    • @UmaUmayay-r9c
      @UmaUmayay-r9c Рік тому +2

      You are epic

  • @nevermorecat5798
    @nevermorecat5798 Рік тому +71

    “Oh…I’ve dropped it😳” i can’t 💀

  • @Simonghostyriley
    @Simonghostyriley Рік тому +114

    The most iconic quote “what has two legs and bleeds… half a dog” I’m wheezing rnnnn. 20:24

  • @Forest_Valeska
    @Forest_Valeska Рік тому +256

    Ghost: "We are twinies thats cute right?" Me: *starts sobbing happy tears*

  • @Acasualanimator
    @Acasualanimator Рік тому +551

    Soap- “wenome chainsama”
    Ghost- “BLOODY HELL SOAP GET ON THE DAMN DEFUSER”

  • @fox-fluffl9002
    @fox-fluffl9002 Рік тому +327

    No clue why, but there's two specific lines that are just so damn pleasant to listen to: "Lovely... lovely, lovely, lovely." and "Not only is it *fun,* but it's fucking useful as well."
    Anazing job here Jim, I've listened to this six times now and it's now a permanent background video for me :D

  • @itsmrleorio3975
    @itsmrleorio3975 Рік тому +192

    “I like to check myself out before I go into a fight… No, there’s another fucking purpose to it-“
    Shit got me LAUGHING

    • @valestrafox89
      @valestrafox89 11 місяців тому +1

      Same 😂😂😂 my kind of language ( smart assery & sarcasm 😂)

  • @dezziraewyatt2981
    @dezziraewyatt2981 9 місяців тому +31

    watching this in 2x is actually the most hilarious thing ever, it just looks like he’s yapping on abt the most random stuff ever😭

    • @starlight8115
      @starlight8115 8 місяців тому +6

      Helpppp it's so funny when he pulls out the mirror. It's like that Ibai meme where he's explaining something on a whiteboard

    • @richie6141
      @richie6141 8 місяців тому +6

      NO BECAUSE WHEN HE DIGS THE MFIN BULLET OUT AND TELLS US TO HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT STILL I CANT IM WHEEZING, HYPERVENTILATING, CANT FAWKING BREATH

  • @madmarieison
    @madmarieison Рік тому +225

    “Always cut away from yourself” says the dude who just finished digging a knife into his own arm 💀

  • @fatallove2570
    @fatallove2570 Рік тому +976

    Would definitely listen to more Ghost ASMR

  • @mtfdelta-5
    @mtfdelta-5 Рік тому +221

    Talkative today aren’t we sir 😗

    • @mischalecterTV
      @mischalecterTV Рік тому +50

      I'm saying 😂 he's like "just get to the briefing" and I was thinking 'i would if you eventually shut up' 😂

  • @Jazzmine_Summers
    @Jazzmine_Summers Рік тому +45

    The fact britney broski saw this and cried on her youtube Chanel.

  • @KelsieFaia-l8f
    @KelsieFaia-l8f Рік тому +28

    Ghost: I’m called “Ghost” but I’m not that spooky.
    Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT-

    • @xvmaiv
      @xvmaiv Рік тому +2

      Nah he's hot

  • @lanahreverski9097
    @lanahreverski9097 Рік тому +500

    "Ten points to Hufflepuff." 10:13 I DIED.. I am a Hufflepuff I choked I was laughing so hard

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 Рік тому +15

      I'm a Slytherin, lol.

    • @st0en14
      @st0en14 Рік тому +3

      SAMEE

    • @melon_soda4276
      @melon_soda4276 Рік тому

      Dude same!! I'd fuck with him just to get another silly insult😭😭🤣🤣

    • @LisaMarieParadee
      @LisaMarieParadee Рік тому +12

      I'm a Hufflepuff too, and everyone's complaining that the biggest plothole of the asmr is that everyone is kicking and screaming in excitement, but no, the fact that Ghost knows that we're from the house of Hufflepuff, and that he probably knows about Hogwarts/the wizarding world is actually the biggest plothole.😅😂😂😂

    • @BeanieBBoy
      @BeanieBBoy Рік тому +1

      MEEEE 😂

  • @yelb00
    @yelb00 Рік тому +125

    21:30 ofc this is the most replayed lmao

  • @fionamorris9634
    @fionamorris9634 Рік тому +464

    That’s Private Twonk to you Simon. 🤣 Wow I haven’t been called that many British derogatory terms in a long time . Very entertaining SJ. I don’t normally giggle when someone’s ‘verbally abusing’ me but that was hilarious. Is it bad that I am so old when you said “War" my brain went “Huh what is it good for? Absolutely nothing. "😁 Delightful as always my friend don’t know the game but I know that you nailed the character because that’s just your MO.

    • @lyanness
      @lyanness Рік тому +22

      The game has a very hard side to the character, as well as a very soft and human side. Jimmy gave us the most wonderful snapshot into the man underneath the shell of the soldier. 🥰🥰🥰

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 Рік тому +11

      This is why Jim's channel is the only ASMR I watch...the variety of characters is mind boggling and we all need a proper boggling 😄

  • @alexpixels8876
    @alexpixels8876 Рік тому +27

    Ghost: "You twonk"
    Me: "DID HE JUST CALL ME A TWUNK?????"

  • @Usernamee822
    @Usernamee822 Рік тому +232

    “How many times have you used this to sleep?”
    “Yes”

    • @zippyzipfur2692
      @zippyzipfur2692 Рік тому +7

      4 weeks👉👈

    • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
      @finalfroggitapproaches6418 Рік тому +8

      I’m dead serious when I say that I have listened to this every single night (multiple times a night due to nightmares) for two or so weeks now.

    • @w.3009
      @w.3009 Рік тому +6

      his deep calm voice relaxes me so much what can I say

    • @nicolethomson
      @nicolethomson 5 місяців тому

      .....u want a number

  • @mariamcgee4462
    @mariamcgee4462 Рік тому +283

    I was anticipating you saying "shut it, you slag," for a while there.
    The atmospheric lighting is excellent.

  • @CrazySkirtLady
    @CrazySkirtLady Рік тому +816

    Never found a British accent appealing before, but dang, my knickers are in a twist now. Great vid.

  • @Lethia277
    @Lethia277 Рік тому +636

    I’m glad I ain’t the only one kicking and giggling around 😂

  • @musixis
    @musixis Рік тому +28

    Me: gigling and kicking my feet
    Ghost: Did you just fart?
    Me: WHAT

    • @bethaniie_
      @bethaniie_ Рік тому +6

      IKR MY JAW SPUN OFF LMFAO

    • @musixis
      @musixis Рік тому +9

      @@bethaniie_ I STARTED ORBITING BRO😭😭

    • @rosee_0501
      @rosee_0501 Рік тому

      @@musixisORBITING!? 😭

    • @musixis
      @musixis Рік тому

      @@rosee_0501 YES BAHAHAH

  • @iamhereformyreasons.3615
    @iamhereformyreasons.3615 Рік тому +354

    I don’t know why but just digging out the bullet and him casually say “Oh dropped it.” and immediately dropping down the way he did, just made me wheeze for some reason-

  • @theman5324
    @theman5324 Рік тому +181

    "Por favor stfu."
    I don't think I'm supposed to be laughing as hard as I am.

  • @casperhawk
    @casperhawk Рік тому +131

    Couldn’t fall asleep cuz I was too busy kicking my feet and twirling my hair

  • @cloudii_nightsyt
    @cloudii_nightsyt Рік тому +19

    when bro was getting mad at me for not holding the torch correctly as he took a bullet out of his arm i felt like a kid holding the flashlight for their dad while he fixes the car

  • @extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073
    @extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073 Рік тому +108

    Love it when he faces away from the light, makes the shot and his skull mask look spookier and cooler 💀

  • @agentxkentucky
    @agentxkentucky Рік тому +286

    "I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school." is all I could think about Ghost trying to treat wounds. LOL

  • @huntaway
    @huntaway Рік тому +181

    You bullied me for most of 35 minutes, and I loved every second of it. 10/10 would get grazed again

  • @SpecterSensorial
    @SpecterSensorial Рік тому +282

    Ok ok, this Guy really needs 2 things.
    1: more subs cause he deserves and 2: a roll on a movie, and a good one

  • @yonkers7838
    @yonkers7838 Рік тому +64

    when he was taking out the bullet it made me feel like when i was holding the flashlight for my dad.

  • @unholy_nightmares3772
    @unholy_nightmares3772 Рік тому +67

    The way my jaw dropped with the biggest smile I've ever smiled in my whole life when i realised it's not just a picture of ghost :]

  • @ateezfan_xx
    @ateezfan_xx Рік тому +769

    I don’t know if I should be scared or relaxed and I’m low-key blushing 😂

  • @DevilPolarr.
    @DevilPolarr. Рік тому +261

    ¿Can we talk about the damn pain it feels to watch him try to get the bullet out of his arm? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
    Just... *OUCH*

    • @karmatizer7887
      @karmatizer7887 Рік тому +14

      And the sound 😭

    • @DevilPolarr.
      @DevilPolarr. Рік тому +5

      @@karmatizer7887 Exactly. ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

    • @jjossee25
      @jjossee25 Рік тому +7

      omg yes, I thought I was the only one 😭 it was a bit painful to watch

    • @DevilPolarr.
      @DevilPolarr. Рік тому +3

      @@jjossee25 Exactly. 😭

    • @ReaIitySociety
      @ReaIitySociety Рік тому +6

      Felt that pain before actually, my arms were luckly numb as fuck.

  • @atticusfrost6588
    @atticusfrost6588 Рік тому +636

    I think this is the most attractive thing that I have ever seen in my life. I enjoyed every second, and I love that some of his armor came down after some time together, that he apologized, said he was trying to impress us...damn, I really did want to elope with him!

  • @Yuki.chan33
    @Yuki.chan33 Рік тому +20

    Okay, imagine going on a battlefield with a 6'4" man and getting called gorgeous and getting shot together! DREAM DATE! ✨😫💐🌸✨

  • @Smokythedumb
    @Smokythedumb Рік тому +20

    25:05- “Oh I dropped it. Oh well-“ THIS MADE ME DIE LMFAO

  • @Resistercore
    @Resistercore Рік тому +166

    What I love the most about this is when he's picking out the bullet
    Because good god, the detail in that injury?? And him picking it out made me shudder
    The fact he's handling it so well too is quite unsettling but cool
    What got me too was when he said "oh I dropped it" so calmly after he got it out

  • @michaelhendricks164
    @michaelhendricks164 Рік тому +260

    When I was listening to this and he said "ten points to hufflepuff" I was caught of guard because I just so happened to be a hufflepuff! Also this was amazing and I really enjoyed it.Keep up the good work man.

  • @adelay6208
    @adelay6208 Рік тому +172

    Simon: Ten points to…
    Me: Hufflepuff ☺️
    Simon: Hufflepuff
    Me: YEAAAAAA

  • @mariahlamb2983
    @mariahlamb2983 Рік тому +11

    My god, there's just an ocean of Broski comments

  • @ShamTumtum-hd5gm
    @ShamTumtum-hd5gm 10 місяців тому +4

    This guy made a joke about a bleeding dog while i got SHOT 😭😭😭

  • @ela1635
    @ela1635 Рік тому +204

    This is a masterpiece. Everything. Lighting, voice, costume, props, sounds, EVERYTHING. I have folded. Please, I am begging, ON MY KNEES. MORE?!? PLEASE?!?

  • @akasleepy9126
    @akasleepy9126 Рік тому +205

    I'm a huge eng lang nerd and the way you change the accent, inflections, intonation etc of your voice is so so cool. You really shape your words to be just like whatever character you're portraying and it's so well done everytime!!

  • @ChilledAlmondJelly
    @ChilledAlmondJelly Рік тому +15

    Brittany Broski sends her compliments

  • @_.as7x._
    @_.as7x._ Рік тому +22

    "does it hurt? GOOD!"
    Had me laughing so hard😭😭🤌🏻

  • @Ewitsetc
    @Ewitsetc Рік тому +121

    His eyes just faded into the dark.. That gave me chills-

  • @chookinathunderstorm3446
    @chookinathunderstorm3446 Рік тому +125

    I don't think that I would make a good sniper partner for Ghost at all. I'd have a hard time trying to contain myself. I'd be giggling, spraying, choking, shaking, rocking and falling about the hideout.
    Ghost, as decent and polite as he is.....would likely just raise me above his head and hurl me in front of the enemy sniper...with me screaming but still howling with laughter.
    I'm afraid this one is a failure as an asmr vid Jim as it is far too watchable, listenable and guffawable for sleepytime soothing.
    I can't put this on to go off to sleep in a bed. It just makes me go off like a frog in a sock.

    • @metalhead522
      @metalhead522 Рік тому +16

      Seems like a skill issue

    • @chookinathunderstorm3446
      @chookinathunderstorm3446 Рік тому +11

      @@metalhead522
      Yeah you're right. I am not army material at all. I'll leave that to the good, firm people who are best suited to the ritual abuse to toughen them up into readiness for war.
      All that marching about and being told what to do and being yelled at by cocklords?
      I'd just storm off, with my ' lack of army skill ' set, really early on in the show. The army would be grateful that I'd demonstrated I was an immediate fail from the jump.
      I'll be a sneaky warrior of the homeland hearth if needed. That way if I feel like wandering off for a chat and laugh at any chance point I can. I actually think that snipers might crave the freedom they have as solo contenders as well....even if they have to go through all that induction ratfuckery first.
      My dad was in the military (no war experience as luckily Vietnam ended the day before he was about to fly out of Australia) and I lived my whole life on bases until 21 yrs old.
      I grew up watching all the standover tactics of higher ups....AND all of the endless cadets marching and training in the back roads behind the married quarters blocks. Some, at times, turned up to parade with just a hat and rifle but that just made the bosses cross and they got booted into the Lock Up.
      You have to be serious UNARMY like to get to walk away with a " Thank you and good luck to you." I never applied for that career. I became a pre primary teacher and have had the best times teaching the new generations to respect themselves, others and the natural environment. The littlies at that crucial development stage between 4, 5 and 6 years are the best human beings and hit that hearty giggle button consistantly.

    • @Beltacobel
      @Beltacobel Рік тому +3

      @@chookinathunderstorm3446 Jesus Christ that is a whole English paragraph

    • @chookinathunderstorm3446
      @chookinathunderstorm3446 Рік тому +3

      @@Beltacobel
      Yeah you're not wrong there. Think yourself lucky you're not getting your ear chewed off in person. I'm actually quite quiet unless .....
      after a bit of a ponder on a subject, I'm moved to open up, then SPLOOSH💦 even furniture is rushing out the door. So I've been told before.
      I can really relate to that rollicking Paul Kelly song
      ' Don't Start Me Talking. '

    • @Den-dd5pp
      @Den-dd5pp Рік тому +1

      "raise me above his head and hurl..." GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLA WAY TO DIE

  • @SenraaSpooky
    @SenraaSpooky Рік тому +32

    How dare you. You have awoken something unholy in me, and now I've been sucked into the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 rabbit hole. This was something I didn't even know I needed. Thanks Jim. Now I've got a new obsession to draw and write fan content about 😂

    • @DM_Lilian1980
      @DM_Lilian1980 9 місяців тому +2

      Same! Fvcking same. I'm not even a gamer at all, never been, so never had anything to do with CoD, but today i binge shorts and vids about this game, and *this* vid was exactly what brought me there...

  • @GASMASKANGEL166
    @GASMASKANGEL166 10 місяців тому +5

    I love it when he degrades me. Jokes on you, Ghost, I'm into that shit. *sigh* he called me gorgeous.

  • @soup8269
    @soup8269 Рік тому +90

    "Oh, it appears you've been shot" had me chuckling.

  • @citronvi0let847
    @citronvi0let847 Рік тому +56

    "It appears you've been shot... I apologise" XD

  • @lemons2096
    @lemons2096 11 місяців тому +7

    I came here because of Brittany Broski