Lesson's found in today's video: 1:29 For the opponent to get the two best minions at the 5 and 7 mana cost and Kripp himself to get sheep twice off of resurrect is statistically impossible. The probability is below 0.01%. 2:49 Frostbolt is not worth using on mad scientist (as is later proven when Kripp needs it for Micro machine). 5:59 Attack with piloted shredder first to see what pops out (in case it's doomsayer). 8:57 Sometimes pretending to not have Flamestrike is good so that it can get more value. 12:09 Play Witchdoctor instead of Stormforged axe since overload would mean Fire Elemental is unplayable next turn. 14:27 Choose Clockwork knight since buff value might not work later on and it makes possible fire elemental next turn weaker. 14:59 Really smart play to use brewmasters because Kripp knows the frog enables him to increase board presence without their battlecries having a negative effect. Unfortunately it's weaker to AOE. 19:33 Choosing Piloted shredder is better than Ogre since Pit snake can't instantly kill it.
This time Kripp ranted about: resurrecting two sheep, opponent Topdeck Book Wyrm and Historian discovering Deathwing, Babbling Book creating Polymorph, Fireland Portal into Doomsguard, Jewel Scarab giving Hex, Rag left the enemy minions alive, Bomber dealing 3 dmg to himself, Shredder into Ancient Watcher. You're welcome.
that moment when you're so excited to watch the long-awaited kripp video of today, and meanwhile realize you have already seen all the clips and you start thinking about how you have no life and go down a spiral of depression and despair
"What perfect six drop are you going to play now?" *fully heals minion and gets a 9/9 in the process for the 11/11 lethal* I think Ben Brode is watching Kripp and then summons death upon him.
Corona Actually it's much higher than 1/3, because he plays at high wins, where mages are more than half of all classes. 9 in a row is still pretty bad, just not that bad
can i just say a quick thanks for how consistently you pump out quality content. look forward to these videos every day and can always rely on your uploads as apposed to some other 'tubers. keep it up
I want to be hopeful but I just feel like I'm waiting for the reveal of the Mage/Druid/Shaman card that's pretty much Firelands Portal on crack. So it deals 5 damage to the board for 5 mana and summons a 4 cost minion for every minion it kills.
Whenever I delete my hearthstone app like 4 to 5 times a felt happy and stress free, but then I still re-downloaded it after few days and feel the stress again.
High Overlord Beardo I was shaving ny dick and anus while taking a Bath tonight just to put some things in my ass bcs its too tight, I could sell shaved hair on ebay ... I lost deal of my life
The LAST game shown here summs up MY USUAL Arena expierience. Yesterday I played Arena for the first time in about a year. My first run was NORMAL. I went for 8 wins with a rogue. Then the Arena recognized me... or something. Because my next run I lost 0-3 with a mage deck. (I drafted BOTH decks with Hearth-Arena.) My 3 losses were in TWO cases more ridiculous than Ur last game in this video! There are times when I think about never playing this effing game again! THATS ARENA FOR ME!!!
OneSecondNinja on turn 6 i ended up as a control warrior vs druid with Malkorok, Ragnaros, Sylvanas, Soggoth, Deathwing, and Geddon in my hand. i lost, obviously.
"I am Kripp, I can only lose if my opponent gets lucky, as I never make misplays, and I am the best player in the world. Nobody comes close. If you beat me, you are just lucky and bad."
"Why didn't he use it?" As in, why didn't he used the Hex before attacking with his Nerubian Prophet? Would've gotten rid of a 0/1 taunt but he'd miss out on face damage
Kripp edits his videos to cut out parts where the opponent is thinking. When he said why didn't he use it, he ment that it was a pretty obvious play to hex the shredder, but the opponent took a while to do it for whatever reason (you can notice the forwarding)
No one will ever be as unlucky as I was when my cousin spectated me for the free pack... I lost 15 out of 16 games in a row and I have to shamefully admit that I nearly lost the last one as well... which was a solo-practice... and not even expert... Worst day for me ever in Hearthstone, hope no one ever has to go through that. It was truly soul crushing and infuriating.
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Lesson's found in today's video:
1:29 For the opponent to get the two best minions at the 5 and 7 mana cost and Kripp himself to get sheep twice off of resurrect is statistically impossible. The probability is below 0.01%.
2:49 Frostbolt is not worth using on mad scientist (as is later proven when Kripp needs it for Micro machine).
5:59 Attack with piloted shredder first to see what pops out (in case it's doomsayer).
8:57 Sometimes pretending to not have Flamestrike is good so that it can get more value.
12:09 Play Witchdoctor instead of Stormforged axe since overload would mean Fire Elemental is unplayable next turn.
14:27 Choose Clockwork knight since buff value might not work later on and it makes possible fire elemental next turn weaker.
14:59 Really smart play to use brewmasters because Kripp knows the frog enables him to increase board presence without their battlecries having a negative effect. Unfortunately it's weaker to AOE.
19:33 Choosing Piloted shredder is better than Ogre since Pit snake can't instantly kill it.
This really shows me how smart and well thought out Kripp's plays are. So sad that a great portion of this game is still based on luck :(
Remember what Krip said in the intro. It's a collection of bad luck video, so it doesn't illustrate real results for him.
I'm ready to learn.
lessons*
i dont get what you are saying, hearthstone is 100% totally pure skill
0:04 - [Talkerino]
0:49 - luck always takes a quick turn
2:23 - the new comeback mechanic
6:40 - answers and luck
10:41 - apparently that can happen
12:51 - false hope
16:37 - the bottom
Spoilerino Kripperino is very helpful
man those sheeps after doomguard and confessor killed me
same
Looks like my average results playing ress priest
+Hi Im Micku probably becuase your a weebo
double sheep I would uninstall
meeeeh
This time Kripp ranted about:
resurrecting two sheep,
opponent Topdeck Book Wyrm and Historian discovering Deathwing,
Babbling Book creating Polymorph,
Fireland Portal into Doomsguard,
Jewel Scarab giving Hex,
Rag left the enemy minions alive,
Bomber dealing 3 dmg to himself,
Shredder into Ancient Watcher.
You're welcome.
Thanks. I really like these highlight summaries since it's the ridiculous moments that people are most interested in.
Hearthstone World Championship all over again
1:17 entombed for ten thousand years
Banished from my own side of the board... And now you dare put me in your deck.... You are not prepared...
Kameron Wilson dooom
that moment when you're so excited to watch the long-awaited kripp video of today, and meanwhile realize you have already seen all the clips and you start thinking about how you have no life and go down a spiral of depression and despair
Georgie Porgie edgelord spotted
it solves waiting for more clips? i aint an edgelord but i can tell you that you probbably do worry alot less when you cant worry at all
Georgie Porgie 12 year old spotted
Tysi Henkel Just looked in the mirror?
Georgie Porgie well i don't tell people to kill themselves in the youtube comment section. So no you're still the 12 year old.
9 mages in 11 games. Ben Brode did 9/11 confirmed
One does not simply learn English.
Russianerino Kripperino That wasnt in russian you phoneyrino
You traited us!
9 магов из 11 игр. Бэн Броуд сделал 9/11
Крипп ты что? Отверг Россею Матушку и начал говорить как они?!?!??!?
"What perfect six drop are you going to play now?"
*fully heals minion and gets a 9/9 in the process for the 11/11 lethal*
I think Ben Brode is watching Kripp and then summons death upon him.
That first clip was soul crushing
i know right, damn intros...
the second sheep floored me
The paletress+doomguard hit hard the 6/6 felt a little better then silence, visions of despair... double wooly despair...
The Never Lucky series, otherwise known as "A Typical Kripp Night".
Uh Oh.. - Kripp having RNG moments stacked against himself? Looks like I'll be needed:
2:16
6:31
10:34
12:45
16:23
20:10
I love this guy
R.I.P.erino Kripperino I was thinking about making a kripperino like this...
Thanls, my meal was lack of salt.
I'm never lucky too because i will never rotate out of this boaring game
baa
The Sheeperino has more likes than the original comment :v
Juan Grille maybe i should follow 'baa' tactic too when commenting
Don't be sad at least you kill the sheep an get a card draw
One does not simply rely on luck when playing Hearthstone.
???
INCORRECT
dead meme son
unless your name is pavel
pavel has some payback for ragnaros
ded meme kiddo
>opponent plays around MC tech
Kripp: he just sacrificed that 1/1 minion for nothing!
LUL
"What perfect 6-drop are you gonna play now?"
**Moonglate Portal into impossible for Kripp to clear Anima Golem**
"I WAS KIDDING"
20 minutes of salt, hells yeah
"Out of my 9 games i faced 9 mages that's stupid"
Said guy playing mage...
still an insane number of mages :p
since you only have a one in three chance to get mage that actually is very unlikely...
He's complaining about the balance not commenting on the people playing mage being assholes.
Corona Actually it's much higher than 1/3, because he plays at high wins, where mages are more than half of all classes. 9 in a row is still pretty bad, just not that bad
Exantius9 good point
Before people who have watched 1:32 ask me this... Yes, I have considered renaming myself to BigMoutherino Kripperino.
Oh god someone needs to turn this into a gif for a hilarious new meme
I loled watching this
HugeEyeserino Kripperino Or WhatTheFuckerino Nowayerino OhMyGoderino So Unluckyrino Kripperino or something like that :p
rip daylight savings kripp
can i just say a quick thanks for how consistently you pump out quality content. look forward to these videos every day and can always rely on your uploads as apposed to some other 'tubers. keep it up
Colossians 4:6 Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone.
There is something _magic_ to Watching Kripp turn *Ultra-Salty*.
Can't wait until December, that's when my Shadow Priest will shine again.
Tungsten Swipe shadow priest shine XD nice word construction
I want to be hopeful but I just feel like I'm waiting for the reveal of the Mage/Druid/Shaman card that's pretty much Firelands Portal on crack. So it deals 5 damage to the board for 5 mana and summons a 4 cost minion for every minion it kills.
Lol, new priest legendary would work in the late game.
"Welcome to CurveStone."
CurveStone: Heroes of the Salt
20:34 end of pain
Russian idiot
Triggered?
We need a video about all of the different kripperinos and kripp's reactions to them.
oh my god 20 mins of a video that kripp cries about a game which includes rng and played by him constantly. Am i in heaven rn ?
I got that Netherspite into Book Wyrm combo like 3 times when we still had the occurence bonus.
quack
Duckerino Kripperino
Fuck duck i prefer chicken
mamun haupsh i prefer fucking chicken
LeafyIsHere I prefer your mama
Oh i'ts just a space duck
Duckerino Kripperino ma boi e.e
0:49
how are you so fast?
Tyler King Witchcraft.
Skipperino Kripperino madman
Skipperino Kripperino The Legend.
Skipperino Kripperino You're doing gods work my friend
It's only skill when Kripp top decks, every other time it's luck.
Laughed my ass off when I saw that Anima Golem...like I'm sooooooo done.
Hahaha, that Rogue game at the end was really funny. The feels.
Whenever I delete my hearthstone app like 4 to 5 times a felt happy and stress free, but then I still re-downloaded it after few days and feel the stress again.
I always complain about my luck in curve-stone. But dude you're cursed. Thank you kripp, now I feel better.
the amount of salt in kripp's body is unbelievable
The Kripp has been gone for so very long...
I anticipate his return in every gust!
Waiting is... maddening. What can one do, to pass the time?
kripparian best player ever. only sabaku no maiku....maybe.......
Ma cosa... xD
LOL
Zwair ma ahahhahaha
Chi Long Qua is the best hearthstone player this world has ever fucking seen
God I love this
One of the favorite things on Krip channel
kripp loves to roll up while he plays hearthstone
holy shit the first clip had me in tears
Amnesiac needs a spot in your never lucky series
6:26 I literally watched it five times and feel awesome now!
i guess if kripp ever gets sick of the rng in hearthstone he can start making money by selling jars of his ass hair on ebay
High Overlord Beardo I was shaving ny dick and anus while taking a Bath tonight just to put some things in my ass bcs its too tight, I could sell shaved hair on ebay ... I lost deal of my life
Jadzia Widawska k
Bran Be Says the one who said 'would of' FailFish
The amount of times Kripp talks or complains about topdecks makes me think...
We need a Topdeckerino Kripperino.
good lord that first highlight
Those were some lucky Babbling Books, but were they $250,000 lucky?
Matter of Perspective Kripp.
Edit: no edits were needed.
Perspective, hes not panning for gold.
9:57 reminds me of the world championsship with the pavel babbling book fiasco
The first clip in this was completely mindblowing(x
he should just mix in one or two super lucky moments just to confuse people
legends say that every shrinkmeister in your deck reduces the amounts of mages you will play against by 2!
Is it a legend I would assume you would know if it did since your the shrinkerino? Fakerino?
everyone's lucky but me damn just because i'm the best player in the game
Holy salt levels batman I almost overdosed by watching
12:16 i can hear Kripp's inside voice "Why did i say that, god whyyyyy did i say that"
that frog is going to become an alcoholic, how irresponsible Kripp!
conceded last clip b4 opponent could suicide the spiders into a king krush glorious bm
Daylighterino Savingserino Kripperino made me hold my shit for an hour :(
Watching this feels SO satisfying .
i love watching this videos, because it helps me understand that even to the best this shit happens, 2bad this happens for me everytime outside brawl
Hear kripps laughs of insanity
The LAST game shown here summs up MY USUAL Arena expierience.
Yesterday I played Arena for the first time in about a year. My first run was NORMAL. I went for 8 wins with a rogue.
Then the Arena recognized me... or something. Because my next run I lost 0-3 with a mage deck. (I drafted BOTH decks with Hearth-Arena.) My 3 losses were in TWO cases more ridiculous than Ur last game in this video!
There are times when I think about never playing this effing game again! THATS ARENA FOR ME!!!
I lost my shit when he Resurrect the sheep!😂😂😂😭
I cannot mot laugh, kripp. I got some company over in the never lucky corner. This is basically me with rng every time
I now make a living shipping kripps salt to various countries
"Masterful, I concede."
Is there a saltyrino kripperino ?
the 2 chickens killed me xD
I spilled my juice after that Rag
Salty Kripp is perhaps my favourite Kripp :)
lmfao@thatfirstgamemaaaan... Priceless.
10:07 i was laughing so hard at him its unbelivable
15:00 Misplay: didn't draft Van Cleef.
I think Kripp forgot to count the other Mage in every game... Him
I'm going to use "welcome to curvestone" for the rest of my life, thanks Kripp.
That is the Karma that he received for so many BM xD xD Kripp is that guy that buys an ice cream and gets a middle finger at the bottom xD
The king of salt himself
Neverluckirino KRIPPERINO
I always get a bit depressed when I watch this, just because these videos are just Kripp salt highlights.
i think this is the first time someone played frog two times in one turn...
Delicious whine, can't wait for part 4!
I never thought I'd see someone complain about elven archer. Must have been one hell of a slump.
You see that? That's the face of someone having fun
Hearthstone --> fun and interactive! Elegiggle
You're telling me. Earlier my control Mulligan ended with justicar, sylvanas and cairne against shaman.
OneSecondNinja on turn 6 i ended up as a control warrior vs druid with Malkorok, Ragnaros, Sylvanas, Soggoth, Deathwing, and Geddon in my hand.
i lost, obviously.
"I am Kripp, I can only lose if my opponent gets lucky, as I never make misplays, and I am the best player in the world. Nobody comes close. If you beat me, you are just lucky and bad."
Well, the brewmasters helped the bullfrog drink his wine. Never understood a word he said, though.
i laughed soo hard on this video xD
Love all them Kripp reactions ^^
*complains about mage*
*is mage*
This is such a perfect summary of arena in general lol
The fucking Druid though.
You played straight into Deathwing. Kappa
9:42 Venture Co. Mercenary is sick of Kripp's whining.
14:49 "He got a Hex, why didn't he use it?" After immediately using Hex.
???
"Why'd he use it?"
...
No, listen again, it's definitely "Why d'n he use it" unless he just had a stroke of the face at that moment.
"Why didn't he use it?" As in, why didn't he used the Hex before attacking with his Nerubian Prophet?
Would've gotten rid of a 0/1 taunt but he'd miss out on face damage
Kripp edits his videos to cut out parts where the opponent is thinking. When he said why didn't he use it, he ment that it was a pretty obvious play to hex the shredder, but the opponent took a while to do it for whatever reason (you can notice the forwarding)
No one will ever be as unlucky as I was when my cousin spectated me for the free pack... I lost 15 out of 16 games in a row and I have to shamefully admit that I nearly lost the last one as well... which was a solo-practice... and not even expert... Worst day for me ever in Hearthstone, hope no one ever has to go through that. It was truly soul crushing and infuriating.
I fucking died when he rez'd the sheep XDDDDDD
today i found out the only way to climb ladder with a not grazy expensive deck is facehunter, I have become what I hated...
The amount of salt at 18 min though
*Gets insanely lucky 100 games in a row, says nothing. *gets unlucky once, "Holy shit, why am I so fuckin unlucky every game?"
Saltarrian 3 return of the salts
Salterino Kripperino starts at 0:49 and ends at 20:15
The last game was against Orange... he's not that bad of a player ;)
when ever you see ""never lucky"" ""hearstone is busted"" you know it's kripperino winerino