Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @austinarcala4525
    @austinarcala4525 11 місяців тому +24557

    The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again.

    • @TheSchnozGobbler
      @TheSchnozGobbler 11 місяців тому +1407

      just as the prophecy has foretold

    • @WHDRWN
      @WHDRWN 11 місяців тому +144

      Shane and Daniel Carver

    • @DeemMalicious
      @DeemMalicious 11 місяців тому +329

      Legends even.

    • @jungshin87
      @jungshin87 11 місяців тому +170

      these two and tim dillon are the trinity of comedy today.

    • @HOWBAZARY
      @HOWBAZARY 11 місяців тому +48

      Shane and Soder!

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 11 місяців тому +8927

    It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 11 місяців тому +380

      Pair of down to earth syndromes more like

    • @nathankluttz7314
      @nathankluttz7314 11 місяців тому +72

      they are down for anything. like young joc its going down

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 11 місяців тому +105

      They barely beat the syndrome bruh

    • @dangbruhskyy
      @dangbruhskyy 11 місяців тому +76

      nothin could keep these fellas down not even a slick pair of 21st chromosomes

    • @Toreju7240
      @Toreju7240 11 місяців тому +71

      Their syndrome is down but their money is up

  • @andrewwalker208
    @andrewwalker208 11 місяців тому +3751

    “Cracker Barrel baptism” in response to a kid getting puked on at a Phillies game is one of the funniest throw away lines I’ve heard.

    • @jeskah8zy0u
      @jeskah8zy0u 11 місяців тому +62

      I'm still laughing about it a day after watching it. And the fat kid nick names had me in tears

    • @junkyardbaby5814
      @junkyardbaby5814 11 місяців тому +34

      “I don’t care, I’ll pet this girl” has me cackling

    • @duanedes1gn
      @duanedes1gn 11 місяців тому +35

      Came here to say this. His throwaways are funnier than most comics bits.

    • @KennyRooks
      @KennyRooks 11 місяців тому +6

      I'm so glad somebody else caught that, I was listening in my amazon van just dying

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 11 місяців тому +7

      Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)

  • @Astro-M0
    @Astro-M0 26 днів тому +150

    Why theo lookin like a divorced librarian 😭😭😭😭

    • @ClaytonSwenson
      @ClaytonSwenson 2 дні тому +1

      I hope Theo sees this comment. 😂😂

    • @cosmicchris7
      @cosmicchris7 2 години тому

      Theo looks like a lesbian time machine

  • @coolasscolb
    @coolasscolb 11 місяців тому +3382

    Theo asking his homie to “Look up if I jinxed him or not“ has me crying

    • @BRLambert4
      @BRLambert4 11 місяців тому +49

      One of the best parts!

    • @sergeantnuke
      @sergeantnuke 11 місяців тому +70

      Theo is so funny it makes me mad sometimes lol

    • @smoothjiminal4509
      @smoothjiminal4509 11 місяців тому +7

      Loved that

    • @jorgemunoz2065
      @jorgemunoz2065 11 місяців тому +59

      It reminds me of when he tells young Jaime to bring up some help on JRe lol

    • @wombwomp2983
      @wombwomp2983 11 місяців тому +11

      Shanes expression watching the clip at 1:34:53 is so f'n funny.

  • @shouldaboughtahonda
    @shouldaboughtahonda 11 місяців тому +2736

    In a different world Shane would be a great high school American history teacher lol and Theo a counselor 😂

    • @rudyj8948
      @rudyj8948 11 місяців тому +77

      Goated idea bro can you imagine the sketch possibilities 💀😂

    • @grumpymonkey5994
      @grumpymonkey5994 11 місяців тому +90

      Dude fuck a sketch you could make a whole show if you filled a little more of the roles that's a great idea!

    • @justinsane1909
      @justinsane1909 11 місяців тому +11

      Would be a great show

    • @dylanhensley2867
      @dylanhensley2867 11 місяців тому

      @@grumpymonkey5994McCusker , the trusted janitor, selling fake pain pills to kids and hitting in sophomores.

    • @MattIsLoling
      @MattIsLoling 11 місяців тому +32

      Theo would not be a counselor he'd be a janitor for sure lol

  • @trendybistro
    @trendybistro 11 місяців тому +1757

    Theo kept going back to the "What's that in your child's bedroom?" had me howling. Such a great episode.

    • @katiechatelain4209
      @katiechatelain4209 11 місяців тому +31

      Legit crying. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 11 місяців тому +131

      "Look behind that autographed picture of Katy Perry. What's that? It's a gatling gun and some oxys."

    • @dbsuper2928
      @dbsuper2928 11 місяців тому +59

      That’s not a my little pony
      That’s a my little fentanyl stash 😂

    • @thisrsrsnamect5599
      @thisrsrsnamect5599 11 місяців тому +36

      you thought you was howling
      But you check under the tongue here
      Bam .38 revolver and a pack of lucky strikes

    • @gijoey5912
      @gijoey5912 11 місяців тому +42

      @@thisrsrsnamect5599 that's an indentured servant and some quaaludes

  • @AshleyKopituk
    @AshleyKopituk 6 місяців тому +107

    “A 12 Gauge and some Tramadol” Ahahahaha!!! That one got me!🤣

    • @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj
      @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj Місяць тому +9

      An indentured servant and some quaaluds

    • @emarbeats6896
      @emarbeats6896 9 днів тому

      A butt balloon of crystal and a couple narcan chewables

    • @coopermccary6837
      @coopermccary6837 6 днів тому +1

      That’s taxes and a couple of somas

  • @adm69420
    @adm69420 11 місяців тому +800

    "Look up if I jinxed him or not"
    is one of the best moments I've ever had watching this.

    • @Guy-itsMeOK
      @Guy-itsMeOK 11 місяців тому +18

      "Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😅😂😂 33:49

    • @bobbyj0nes911
      @bobbyj0nes911 11 місяців тому +4

      LMFAO i lost it

    • @logmaster27
      @logmaster27 11 місяців тому +5

      That was pretty good.

    • @jorgemunoz2065
      @jorgemunoz2065 11 місяців тому +6

      “Jayme can you pull up some help” lol

    • @Disconnected66
      @Disconnected66 11 місяців тому +5

      lmao it's like a combination of how he actually uses his screen for that stuff and also the general internet mocking "jamie pull that up"

  • @ejzmudapersonal3212
    @ejzmudapersonal3212 11 місяців тому +1205

    Shane and Theo are like two stepbrothers who only see eachother on visitation weekends 😂

    • @rosariocastorena9103
      @rosariocastorena9103 11 місяців тому +8

      🤣🤣

    • @tr702
      @tr702 11 місяців тому +71

      Two civil war brothers. One south. One north. A gay love story we all hope for.

    • @sterlin9tv849
      @sterlin9tv849 11 місяців тому +10

      @@tr702 😂 now this should be a comedy movie

    • @Zeus-rw7df
      @Zeus-rw7df 11 місяців тому +2

      Yoo 🤣🤣

    • @user-zm6wk5zx2d
      @user-zm6wk5zx2d Місяць тому

      Lololololo....the penthouse is under the mattress!!😮😂😅 as simple as...secreatin round up in hura.

  • @DepthFromAbove
    @DepthFromAbove 11 місяців тому +1055

    Theo & Shane becoming friends in real life is the best thing that could happen in comedy.

    • @toneloke454
      @toneloke454 11 місяців тому +13

      seriously, the two most popular comedians right now.

    • @aycuh7873
      @aycuh7873 11 місяців тому +37

      @@toneloke454popularity isn’t the point it’s that they’re actually comedians.

    • @norm77
      @norm77 11 місяців тому +23

      Amy schumer is better

    • @rdp430
      @rdp430 11 місяців тому +32

      @@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for

    • @elemer2089
      @elemer2089 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@norm77 nope, not today, do not fall for this bait! Be strong!

  • @mohamedbhorat6007
    @mohamedbhorat6007 6 місяців тому +193

    Shane's knowledge of American history is highly underated

    • @johnford9070
      @johnford9070 6 місяців тому +22

      Well he’s got a bachelor’s degree in American history lol

    • @shlosher
      @shlosher 6 місяців тому +25

      He's got early-onset Republican.

    • @TDD_Drums
      @TDD_Drums 4 місяці тому

      ​@@shlosherYou have to be a Republican to know history?

    • @M.ds87
      @M.ds87 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TDD_DrumsThat's actually contraindicated.
      This does not replace medical advice, and I am not a doctor.

    • @Dob_Ogurt
      @Dob_Ogurt 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes ​@@TDD_Drums

  • @davidrabe9415
    @davidrabe9415 11 місяців тому +637

    Shane always throws matt into the spotlight when he has the chance. Got to respect that broship

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant 10 місяців тому +14

      Matt is a riot tho and just has a likeable personality. He's got that stupid joke contagious laugh combo working.

    • @BeG00dT0Y0urSelf
      @BeG00dT0Y0urSelf 10 місяців тому +2

      🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎

    • @Jonathanmm7
      @Jonathanmm7 10 місяців тому +6

      @@i8764theKevassitant matts a comedic genius and shane knows it. in some ways hes funnier than shane lol

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.

    • @DerekOfRivia
      @DerekOfRivia 9 місяців тому +3

      You wouldn't have Shane without Matt.

  • @VichyAlways
    @VichyAlways 11 місяців тому +564

    I love how at the end Shane says "Do it with just Matt". Dude's a good friend

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 11 місяців тому +1

      When's that? I tried listening out for it but I missed it

    • @rottingpotatoes2483
      @rottingpotatoes2483 11 місяців тому +12

      @@crakhaed1:40:54

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 11 місяців тому +21

      @@rottingpotatoes2483 you're a beautiful and kind soul thank you 😊

    • @Adam_S4
      @Adam_S4 11 місяців тому +33

      And smart. He's been saying this about The Shaman and The Rat King for a while. They'd get along swimmingly

    • @user-kq8dg9op7f
      @user-kq8dg9op7f 11 місяців тому +4

      @@crakhaedyou got an elite name brotha

  • @JoshWithoutLeave
    @JoshWithoutLeave 11 місяців тому +814

    I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable

  • @warrenarden1681
    @warrenarden1681 Місяць тому +16

    "where's this guy going? to get a rebate" that shit is funny af

  • @marcoperez6210
    @marcoperez6210 7 місяців тому +833

    “Getting tased feels like somebody from the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn’t know was connected to you” 😂😂

    • @pane36
      @pane36 6 місяців тому +20

      Can confirm. My brother brought his taser over the other day and I zapped my left calf. Somehow it hurt like a bitch up in my right shoulder, and it felt like my OS got reset. That shit is wild.

    • @AndrewDriver-e5u
      @AndrewDriver-e5u 6 місяців тому

      ​@@pane36 taser or stun gun?

    • @pane36
      @pane36 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AndrewDriver-e5u Taser, I think. It looked like a flashlight with spikes coming out around the glass up front. It would arc between the spikes when you turned it on. I was also surprised by how loud those things are.

    • @AndrewDriver-e5u
      @AndrewDriver-e5u 6 місяців тому +6

      @pane36 That's a stun gun. Tasers are the little yellow guns that fire barbs into the target and are more powerful.

    • @FuzzyV
      @FuzzyV 5 місяців тому +3

      Got buzzed a couple of times during my lifetime, from changing a simple lightbulb or trying a taser on me.. I can say honestly that’s the best description I’ve heard so far 🫣🫣😂

  • @ashercooper4017
    @ashercooper4017 11 місяців тому +2966

    The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him

    • @Hegataro
      @Hegataro 11 місяців тому +358

      And he had to delete the tweets because everyone was calling him a paranoid schizo

    • @thomassomething6613
      @thomassomething6613 11 місяців тому +21

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @PozzaPizz
      @PozzaPizz 11 місяців тому +154

      The more I hear about the time line shifting somewhere in 2016 the more it seems real

    • @ashercooper4017
      @ashercooper4017 11 місяців тому +105

      @@Hegataro “I think some of you owe me an apology”😭😭

    • @boiledegginterested
      @boiledegginterested 11 місяців тому +2

      @ashercooper4017 If you're talking about that guy Richard Strocher, it's a troll account... The dudes name is literally Dick Stroker lol

  • @dundermifflinity
    @dundermifflinity 10 місяців тому +1111

    “Oh look it’s an indentured servant and some quaaludes”
    Fucking hell Theo 😂

    • @vinceg1094
      @vinceg1094 10 місяців тому +21

      Tramadol Now and Laters! LOL

    • @nickkerr5714
      @nickkerr5714 9 місяців тому +23

      Is that a my little pony? It’s a my little fentanyl
      😂

    • @peterpemrich6962
      @peterpemrich6962 9 місяців тому

      ​@nickkerr5714 LMAO

    • @PierzStyx
      @PierzStyx 9 місяців тому +11

      I legit forgot how to breath, I was laughing so hard.

    • @markmusial7708
      @markmusial7708 8 місяців тому +1

      How did Eric Adams get a New Orleans accent?

  • @Wilson7924
    @Wilson7924 4 місяці тому +39

    I laughed way more than I should have at the line "Cakepop no."

  • @barahng
    @barahng 11 місяців тому +321

    "An indentured servant and some qualudes" 😂 Seriously how is it possible that he thought of so many different funny things you might find

    • @zackarialundy
      @zackarialundy 11 місяців тому +5

      This shit killed me 😂😂😂

    • @Spartan-Of-Truth
      @Spartan-Of-Truth 11 місяців тому

      😂😂.

    • @27thcolossus
      @27thcolossus 11 місяців тому +20

      One that got me was I think was Tylenol PMs and a picture of Andy Dufresne lol

    • @martinlouis911
      @martinlouis911 11 місяців тому +9

      That level of improvisation is where I think Theo is the best in comedy...he and Mark Normand

    • @kezp8114
      @kezp8114 11 місяців тому

      I thought the bit got stale after a few examples but to each their own and the episode was hilarious in general

  • @chris-johnson
    @chris-johnson 11 місяців тому +377

    Unbelievable. The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again. Legend!

    • @SusieQZee
      @SusieQZee 11 місяців тому +10

      He said it while I was reading this. 🤯 😂

    • @JHERI493
      @JHERI493 11 місяців тому +2

      Lmao, perfect timing

    • @QuinlanVoss.
      @QuinlanVoss. 11 місяців тому +9

      Stolen top comment

    • @chris-johnson
      @chris-johnson 11 місяців тому +9

      @@QuinlanVoss. Anyone, including myself, who wrote this comment or some version of it was just transcribing it from the audio. No one who commented this was original. Are you refereeing comments on UA-cam? How much are you getting paid to do that?

    • @QuinlanVoss.
      @QuinlanVoss. 11 місяців тому

      @@chris-johnson Brother what the fuck are you talking about lmao. Also you liked your own comment🤓🤓🤓

  • @FoxIslandRailroadCo
    @FoxIslandRailroadCo 11 місяців тому +589

    Describing being covered in projectile vomit as a “Cracker Barrel Baptism” is absolutely wild😂

    • @dmtisgod4206
      @dmtisgod4206 11 місяців тому +17

      Was searching for this comment 😂

    • @Sideway-Sammy
      @Sideway-Sammy 11 місяців тому

      ​@@dmtisgod4206 please stop saying this!

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 11 місяців тому +9

      Wild to come up with that on the spot lol

    • @goodlifegreenscapesbrecken5928
      @goodlifegreenscapesbrecken5928 4 місяці тому

      Bro i redd this comment at the EXACT MOMENT Theo said it 😂

    • @jwrailve3615
      @jwrailve3615 Місяць тому

      1st grade name drop Dustin canales mf projectile vomited on my “where’s David?” Book and my lower shirt and pants I think it was page 42 or something was covered the rest of the year it was horrible the entire class ended up getting sick too 😂😂😂 cracked barrel baptism I guess

  • @athenaargyropoulos5988
    @athenaargyropoulos5988 6 місяців тому +17

    GET IT DONE CAKE POP! Is the motivation I didn’t know I needed

  • @jdgunckle6770
    @jdgunckle6770 11 місяців тому +318

    The “Crackle Barrel Baptism” line absolutely killed me and I pulled my back I laughed so hard…one of kind line. Pure genius…

    • @laurenherda2415
      @laurenherda2415 11 місяців тому +7

      Same I literally spit out my coffee this morning 😂

    • @hadesmusic1175
      @hadesmusic1175 11 місяців тому +3

      Get well soon 🙏

    • @KCNicole
      @KCNicole 11 місяців тому +1

      I damn near choked! 😂

    • @HaikesXO
      @HaikesXO 11 місяців тому

      Cracker Barrel baptism LMAO

    • @nateauld
      @nateauld 11 місяців тому +2

      12:37 He was so quick to it too

  • @WhereIsSchmitty
    @WhereIsSchmitty 11 місяців тому +69

    33:57 ‘ look up if I jinxed him or not’- absolutely sent me 😂

  • @gutterratshinobi4050
    @gutterratshinobi4050 11 місяців тому +459

    The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today

    • @Fondofmelobster
      @Fondofmelobster 11 місяців тому +88

      Jesus, take it down a notch bud

    • @valentinav1524
      @valentinav1524 11 місяців тому +21

      Makes sense his mom was an English major. He is a very poetic person! He’s a word artist

    • @aussieaussie4848
      @aussieaussie4848 11 місяців тому +17

      This comment is so fucking funny

    • @wesakejack
      @wesakejack 11 місяців тому +26

      Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy

    • @virtual_balboa
      @virtual_balboa 11 місяців тому +3

      So good I died

  • @therealsaintlucifer777
    @therealsaintlucifer777 4 місяці тому +21

    Theo looks like that cool auntie that gives you weed and a beer

    • @Bre2751
      @Bre2751 3 місяці тому

      “Let me hit ya fuckin weed pen”

  • @halcyøndrøne
    @halcyøndrøne 11 місяців тому +173

    "I didn't jinx him, that's insane to say to somebody" lmao

    • @Sparsedood
      @Sparsedood 11 місяців тому +51

      "Look up if I jinxed him real quick"

    • @PartiallyC0rrect
      @PartiallyC0rrect 11 місяців тому +19

      I love that Shane let it sit for a second too bc you know Theo is somewhat serious about that stuff lol

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@PartiallyC0rrecthim apologizing for it after was nice too cause Theo kinda panicked and I felt sorry for him haha

    • @dr5920
      @dr5920 11 місяців тому +1

      obviously shane was joking 😂

    • @KwanLorb1966
      @KwanLorb1966 11 місяців тому +1

      What’s the timestamp on this joke I can’t find it

  • @Opti
    @Opti 11 місяців тому +3367

    Imagine a comedy show or sketch comedy series hosted by Theo and Shane. It would be incredible!

    • @nikkimelay5293
      @nikkimelay5293 11 місяців тому +131

      Matt definitely has to be in there though. We can't forget the shaman

    • @justinalexander5959
      @justinalexander5959 11 місяців тому +41

      Podcasts once in a while really allow them to bring their best, a show with em both may bring diminishing returns

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 11 місяців тому +15

      Theres a sketch show thats been on for 50 years that I watch. Shane would have been a bad choice for

    • @bobbybush1750
      @bobbybush1750 11 місяців тому +3

      Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show.
      His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored.
      (LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)

    • @ryanm7615
      @ryanm7615 11 місяців тому

      @@bobbybush1750 yeah good for you bud nobody cares. Take your trash opinions and go watch tiger belly or something

  • @Agawa91
    @Agawa91 11 місяців тому +344

    Having theo as a friend for at least 1 day could cure depression. Love this guy

    • @DarkMAGABurt
      @DarkMAGABurt 11 місяців тому +11

      Look at you getting all parasocial.

    • @AlexZeBeast
      @AlexZeBeast 11 місяців тому +4

      It would make you depressed

    • @DarkMAGABurt
      @DarkMAGABurt 11 місяців тому +2

      @MyNameSheesh That's some DARK ARTS BRUH.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 10 місяців тому

      this thread alone is funnier than either Theo or Shane.

    • @leacipurr
      @leacipurr 10 місяців тому

      "Rent a comedian for a day" I wonder what the rate would be.

  • @Jimjam86
    @Jimjam86 2 місяці тому +3

    Mad respect to shane being sober and raw for this one. Its rare to see him so chill even though we all know hes screaming on the inside "get me a beer"

  • @Grodstark
    @Grodstark 10 місяців тому +916

    If these guys don't get their own radio station in GTA 6 I don't want the game.

    • @sebastianwhalin743
      @sebastianwhalin743 10 місяців тому +35

      Just listen to their podcasts while you play like the rest of us

    • @domcamp3313
      @domcamp3313 9 місяців тому +25

      @@sebastianwhalin743right😂 ppl act like they can’t mute the game music and just play your playlist lmao

    • @davelangford2439
      @davelangford2439 9 місяців тому +19

      Literally nobody cares if you're going to get GTA 6 or not

    • @Frandaman84
      @Frandaman84 9 місяців тому +19

      Damn they really raked you over the coals lol, this fandoms gay😂

    • @kenmalave5438
      @kenmalave5438 9 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, i dont think he was serious. This boy LITERALLY gettin mad over a comment. Lmao ​@davelangford2439

  • @MR-jd1yo
    @MR-jd1yo 11 місяців тому +206

    "this is black clue "is wild lmao

    • @josephrudasill9180
      @josephrudasill9180 11 місяців тому +5

      Had me DEAD 😂

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche 11 місяців тому

      Even more wild to vote that idiot for mayor

    • @target_finder4318
      @target_finder4318 11 місяців тому +4

      Bro yt just asked for feedback on your comment lol I said it was great but just know they are watching you 😅

  • @BooshkiiBomb123
    @BooshkiiBomb123 8 місяців тому +292

    Theo is full of punchlines. He truly has a mind that works like no other

  • @jamesmick8653
    @jamesmick8653 Місяць тому +8

    The bum army talk is making me cry laughing.

  • @Kell_aka_Mr.Motion
    @Kell_aka_Mr.Motion 11 місяців тому +1112

    Theo referring to a autistic child as a “ring camera” and somehow making it make sense just shows how gifted he is 😂

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 11 місяців тому +34

      Give yourself credit. You're the one who makes it make sense.

    • @sickofyou4408
      @sickofyou4408 11 місяців тому +50

      ​@@eemoogee160imagine getting mad because you didn't get a joke 😂

    • @bradyburnham4967
      @bradyburnham4967 11 місяців тому +19

      @@sickofyou4408no one mad

    • @itsnotthatserious9102
      @itsnotthatserious9102 11 місяців тому +29

      @@sickofyou4408imagine thinking someone got mad just for saying “give yourself credit”

    • @K.R.20
      @K.R.20 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@sickofyou4408 I think you just missed a joke my guy 😬

  • @marshallcopley7542
    @marshallcopley7542 11 місяців тому +534

    It's like watching 2 gold medalist from the Special Olympics have a conversation, and it's a thing of beauty.

    • @shyloscharn
      @shyloscharn 11 місяців тому +3

      Damn way to beat around the bush lmao

    • @krisztiankorosi7752
      @krisztiankorosi7752 11 місяців тому +6

      Both received gold medals for award their participation. where's everyone is a winner, because participation is matter

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah they are pretty lame comedians.

    • @frankievaldez6816
      @frankievaldez6816 10 місяців тому +4

      They participated, but your comment wins gold

    • @ReggieWHUFC
      @ReggieWHUFC 10 місяців тому

      😂

  • @charlesbetts8396
    @charlesbetts8396 11 місяців тому +219

    Shane and Theo's relationship has really grown over the past couple years. These guys working together could make some epic comedy.

    • @stylo8845
      @stylo8845 11 місяців тому +7

      And Shane keeps growing...

    • @Azoria4
      @Azoria4 11 місяців тому +10

      They could make a hilarious american civil war comedy

    • @charlesbetts8396
      @charlesbetts8396 11 місяців тому

      ​@@stylo8845he has put on a little weight hasn't he?😂😂 Just joshin

    • @aboveSubparBallAnalysis
      @aboveSubparBallAnalysis 11 місяців тому +1

      goated

    • @norm77
      @norm77 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Azoria4 good idea

  • @trunksgaming44
    @trunksgaming44 11 місяців тому +122

    These 2 are the only people who can have a 2 hour pod and I have no idea what I just listened to lmaooo

    • @thefighterdoc.343
      @thefighterdoc.343 10 місяців тому

      I know.... Hairy asses😂

    • @bobbowie9350
      @bobbowie9350 10 місяців тому +2

      Theos act is so boring.

    • @Bre2751
      @Bre2751 3 місяці тому +1

      I don’t think they know either tbh

  • @logankowalyk2580
    @logankowalyk2580 11 місяців тому +990

    Theo being absolutely dead serious about arming homeless people to overthrow the government and shane thinking he's doing a bit lmao

    • @KrispyKruiser
      @KrispyKruiser 11 місяців тому +24

      Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

    • @KrispyKruiser
      @KrispyKruiser 11 місяців тому +1

      Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

    • @thisistheway3456
      @thisistheway3456 11 місяців тому +26

      U guys thinking he’s not doing a bit

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@lukebenjamin4603 yes. Vets aren't treated well

    • @TheLostDude7
      @TheLostDude7 10 місяців тому +5

      ​​@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu
      They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs.
      So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol

  • @user-lr6ze7dg2k
    @user-lr6ze7dg2k 11 місяців тому +111

    The way i just choked on my drink when Mayor Adams said "secrete" while holding a babydoll

  • @TheMediatorOfChaos
    @TheMediatorOfChaos Місяць тому +2

    Shane shouting out Nick Mullen always grabs me right, fucking love that guy

  • @Ryan-qe9cy
    @Ryan-qe9cy 9 місяців тому +377

    I lost it at, "This is like Black clue" 😂

    • @wallacehowellii9682
      @wallacehowellii9682 6 місяців тому +7

      Should have called him “Colonel Mustard Greens”.

    • @crhodes8377
      @crhodes8377 6 місяців тому +4

      Tramadol now laters

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 4 місяці тому +2

      I heard on a podcast the other day that when Candice Owens plays Clue she just yells "IT WAS THE JEWS" on turn two.

    • @zachmueller2912
      @zachmueller2912 3 місяці тому

      ​@@wallacehowellii9682😂😂

  • @KingNiros
    @KingNiros 10 місяців тому +213

    What's that behind your son's InvisiLine case? An indentured servant! 🤣😭 That was absolute gold.

  • @xannypacquiao1792
    @xannypacquiao1792 10 місяців тому +437

    "A picture of Andy Dufresne" being considered contraband is fucking hilarious and got basically ignored 😂

    • @DstrtdMnd
      @DstrtdMnd 10 місяців тому +21

      It's such a specific reference, and to even think of it that quickly is a super power

    • @kristiriley7158
      @kristiriley7158 10 місяців тому +11

      I didnt ignore it! What about the indentured servant?!

    • @zachdaley5215
      @zachdaley5215 10 місяців тому +7

      The Castlevania reference within 3 seconds was insane

    • @DstrtdMnd
      @DstrtdMnd 10 місяців тому +9

      @@xahst Go poll a bunch of 30 and unders if they know who that is and get back to me.

    • @christianauldridge1264
      @christianauldridge1264 10 місяців тому +9

      @@xahstit’s specifically related to only one thing: Shawshank redemption, that’s what specific means?

  • @erikaflores7197
    @erikaflores7197 3 місяці тому +4

    “Their kids hate them so they save rare animals.” LMFAOOOOOOO I cackled

  • @BiiskapsLV
    @BiiskapsLV 11 місяців тому +363

    That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...

    • @Forever.29
      @Forever.29 11 місяців тому +2

      Absolutely!! 😂

    • @latinobandido7471
      @latinobandido7471 11 місяців тому

      You know Shane’s first question would be if masterbating is cool in heaven.

    • @goodboysongs
      @goodboysongs 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Forever.29 Tosh talked to a dead dog therapist for about 40 minutes on his pod a couple weeks ago. It was great.

    • @liamleonard9120
      @liamleonard9120 11 місяців тому

      @@goodboysongsreminded me of that pod too, they can’t do it for a few months now they gotta wait for the the cooldown

    • @KrimetTStarKiller
      @KrimetTStarKiller 11 місяців тому +9

      In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died?
      Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?

  • @christophermelillo9847
    @christophermelillo9847 10 місяців тому +148

    “And pepper spray’s not Kosher look it up” 😂😂😂
    I fucking burst out laughing.

    • @charliep4680
      @charliep4680 3 місяці тому

      My favorite line of the whole thing

  • @Shlogger
    @Shlogger 10 місяців тому +88

    "Crackerbarrell baptism.." lol. the ability to conjure that so quickly is so impressive. Always a treat when these two get together.

  • @pleasebringmeback
    @pleasebringmeback 4 місяці тому +4

    “Look in that baby doll, it’s a shank and picture of Andy Dufresne” 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidstaney8765
    @davidstaney8765 11 місяців тому +138

    If these two don't start a podcast together they must hate money. There's no doubt it'd be one of the top podcasts almost immediately. This episode was epic.

    • @beatems
      @beatems 11 місяців тому +6

      MSTSP

    • @autumnsantomauroganggang
      @autumnsantomauroganggang 11 місяців тому

      I’m not a fan of Shane Gillis.

    • @petrumyndresku9890
      @petrumyndresku9890 11 місяців тому +17

      They really don’t have chemistry. Wouldn’t work, would be torture for Shane

    • @gavincw4195
      @gavincw4195 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@petrumyndresku9890did we watch the same podcast?

    • @IBeHarryP
      @IBeHarryP 11 місяців тому +4

      Would also be torture for Theo. I don't follow his personal life, but from watching his podcasts, Theo seems to be struggling with his Alcohol problem or his prior substance abuse. Shane seems to have no regards and is loving life, but seems drunk all the time. Lol just my opinion

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 11 місяців тому +194

    The callbacks to the hidden bedroom Guns & Drugs are fucking killing me 😂

    • @adamashby2244
      @adamashby2244 11 місяців тому +11

      Hahahahahahaha I’ve been dying since they started that bit lol absolute gold

  • @obipwnshinobi134
    @obipwnshinobi134 11 місяців тому +250

    So much genuine laughter from both of them. The duo chemistry is solid. Shane looks nervous. Hi Shane.

    • @KevinElderFarts
      @KevinElderFarts 11 місяців тому +10

      He already said, he's hung over.

    • @obipwnshinobi134
      @obipwnshinobi134 11 місяців тому +11

      @@KevinElderFarts if you know Shane, that's his baseline.

    • @golfinguru11
      @golfinguru11 11 місяців тому +6

      He’s an anxious fella. Speaking from experience.

    • @kimberleeponce1665
      @kimberleeponce1665 11 місяців тому +3

      i thought that Shane was just a lil tired on this one. maybe its nerves, butwith theo? you think?

    • @obipwnshinobi134
      @obipwnshinobi134 11 місяців тому +6

      @kimberleeponce1665 I was being facetious, Shane once said in a pod from a while ago that someone said he looked nervous in a IG photo, and he hated it cause they were right. So now I like to say it every post I see him in. Also, he reads comments, even though he hates it. Hi Shane.

  • @NathanPitts-l4u
    @NathanPitts-l4u 3 місяці тому +2

    Probably the two funniest people in the world right now. I had the pleasure of seeing Theo in New Orleans. Shane is next on my list.

  • @dablingreen4691
    @dablingreen4691 11 місяців тому +167

    I like how Theo will take a second to think about how he’s feeling before saying something

    • @norm77
      @norm77 11 місяців тому +3

      Me too

    • @benlincoln7358
      @benlincoln7358 11 місяців тому +37

      and then say some wild shit that makes me take several seconds to think

    • @norm77
      @norm77 11 місяців тому +2

      @@benlincoln7358 true lol hahaha

    • @renser8635
      @renser8635 11 місяців тому +2

      When u do it I'm "weird", when Theo does it its "insightful" smh

    • @Gen7486
      @Gen7486 11 місяців тому +2

      That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.

  • @RawbKTA
    @RawbKTA 11 місяців тому +39

    “Look up ‘if I jinxed him’” is absolutely insane 😂

  • @indirect977
    @indirect977 11 місяців тому +181

    These two are best two comedians in the game right now IMO

    • @squid_fish
      @squid_fish 11 місяців тому +4

      Realest* and yes I agree

    • @JoeMACofNAC
      @JoeMACofNAC 11 місяців тому +17

      The Normand disrespect is unreal.

    • @Jsizzle6809
      @Jsizzle6809 11 місяців тому +25

      Theo is a great comedian but not the best at stand up. He’s the best at solo podcasting. Shane is terrific at stand up.

    • @gravecrawlerr
      @gravecrawlerr 11 місяців тому +7

      @@JoeMACofNACNormand is great but he needs to do something bigger to get into the public’s eye, at least right now. Theo and Shane have been making huge moves on social media recently and that’s why people are noticing them more

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@JoeMACofNACNormands so corny, he's like 90s Seinfeld

  • @cozmonauts932
    @cozmonauts932 Місяць тому +2

    The gods of skit comedy and standup have blessed us with this podcast, here’s to the 9 month anniversary of watching this video every single day

  • @jakefromstatefarm8010
    @jakefromstatefarm8010 11 місяців тому +369

    Theo and Shane is an unbeatable combo. You guys both really give me hope for the comedy world

    • @nickadkins7765
      @nickadkins7765 11 місяців тому +4

      All facts! Not many other comedic pairs that can do it better than these guys!

    • @BryanPopeProductions
      @BryanPopeProductions 11 місяців тому +6

      We're in a sad comedic state lately it seems, outside of these two I can't think of anyone really rocking the scene. You can tell they're kind of drained in a lot of their guest appearances because they have to put up with fake comedians that just aren't on the same level, it must be lonely for them.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 11 місяців тому +5

      @@BryanPopeProductionsShort sighted and jaded comment.

    • @BryanPopeProductions
      @BryanPopeProductions 11 місяців тому +4

      @@ETAisNOW I'm of course open to suggestions. Who else entering mainstream stand-up or comedy podcasting is at their level?

    • @youngb97
      @youngb97 11 місяців тому

      Are**

  • @DustinColeman22
    @DustinColeman22 11 місяців тому +86

    I know this won’t get to Theo. But thanks for this podcast man! You have helped with my first two months of sobriety and recovery. Laughing with you guy’s really helps!!

    • @taylorshaw7156
      @taylorshaw7156 11 місяців тому +2

      BIG CONGRATS to u Dustin. that’s a feat, I’m proud of you!!

    • @Owen-C1997
      @Owen-C1997 10 місяців тому

      You got this bro 💪

    • @funnybone107
      @funnybone107 10 місяців тому +2

      Peeps browsing in the comments see it, I see it, that’s no little accomplishment! Congratulations! Keep up the good work!

    • @marcJoel
      @marcJoel 10 місяців тому

      Two months. Respect.

    • @thefeverdream
      @thefeverdream 10 місяців тому +1

      Respect man. You don’t need anyone especially Theo

  • @mbd396
    @mbd396 11 місяців тому +43

    8:31 Theo looking at the Mayor adams video had me dying "This is like black clue" 🤣🤣

  • @johnwolf3563
    @johnwolf3563 6 місяців тому +2

    There will never be anything better than these two together talking. This is bliss. ❤

  • @jonnybarnard8578
    @jonnybarnard8578 10 місяців тому +121

    Jokes aside, Shane is the only one I've seen that can keep the flow going seamlessly with Theo's loozyanna stories.

  • @mickeybreezy
    @mickeybreezy 11 місяців тому +59

    "This is our little ring cam... because a lot of them are really like, perceptive you know but they don't really say much" That shit took me out. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lexierietze8213
      @lexierietze8213 9 місяців тому

      Ya that was one of the best of this episode

  • @tretaliaferro4611
    @tretaliaferro4611 11 місяців тому +44

    “If I let you go, you might find happiness” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brittanyohmygerd
    @brittanyohmygerd 20 днів тому +1

    Idk man every time I'm going through a hard time I go straight to this video. Feels like I'm hanging with friends and it makes me feel better.

  • @amarshall2896
    @amarshall2896 11 місяців тому +47

    “Keyonte Johnson?”
    “No….don’t just name a black guy..” 😂😂😂

  • @spfadden082711
    @spfadden082711 11 місяців тому +136

    Shane can keep right up with Theo. These are the best episodes where Theo has someone that gets his humor

    • @beaurohrich2926
      @beaurohrich2926 11 місяців тому +7

      I hope you understand Matt mcusker and go watch that episode because Matt is literally way more outta left field than Theo

    • @28andfun-k1t
      @28andfun-k1t 11 місяців тому +8

      Yeah Bill burr wasn't one of them lol.

    • @jackberdine
      @jackberdine 11 місяців тому

      @@beaurohrich2926 you havent been watching Theo very long if you think that lol

  • @dustinbell6709
    @dustinbell6709 11 місяців тому +235

    Shane and Theo really just have an unbelievable chemistry together. They need to play co gas station managers or something together

    • @EveryoneDiesAnyway
      @EveryoneDiesAnyway 11 місяців тому +25

      Fr these the 2 perfect dudes for a comedy movie bring back the early 2000s feel

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 11 місяців тому +1

      no

    • @MrVirtuezzz
      @MrVirtuezzz 11 місяців тому +1

      yeah they'd be asking eachother what they should talk about all shift

    • @jjjyli686
      @jjjyli686 11 місяців тому +11

      Really? I saw 2 guys tryna force the episode through. Chemistry was hardly there at all

    • @JointsMcdanks
      @JointsMcdanks 11 місяців тому +2

      Shanes used to a renegade like Theo from McCusker. Gimme Matt and Theo for 6 hours.

  • @johnniiee146
    @johnniiee146 11 днів тому +1

    Theo Vahn literally says so many funny things you miss some in between laughter 😂

  • @north6star
    @north6star 8 місяців тому +57

    1:31:30 “Cause he wanted to work on the weekend, and own a whistle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @dannylaise
    @dannylaise 11 місяців тому +26

    Miley Cyrus interviewing Shane Gillis, what a time

  • @EatPrayRunTM
    @EatPrayRunTM 11 місяців тому +165

    This episode had me laughing way way more than the 90% of Netflix specials I've seen. Absolutely epic!

    • @redroom8537
      @redroom8537 11 місяців тому

      BJ Armstrong?

    • @talananiyiyaya8912
      @talananiyiyaya8912 11 місяців тому +2

      No it didn't, no it isn't.

    • @inzombnia616
      @inzombnia616 11 місяців тому +1

      I guess I don't get it 🤷 this was just banter; likeable, but not hilarious

    • @talananiyiyaya8912
      @talananiyiyaya8912 11 місяців тому

      @@inzombnia616 exactly, @EatPrayRunTM is showing clear signs of low IQ and T

  • @ZuvioxArts
    @ZuvioxArts 14 годин тому

    “Meet me in the fucking tunnels babe” is a wildddddd line 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SunnyDz26
    @SunnyDz26 11 місяців тому +180

    Boys really settled in after about 35 minutes and were killing it for the whole rest of it. Theo saying the elephants were “Artisan Chefs” killed me

    • @JosephScott-ct9sw
      @JosephScott-ct9sw 11 місяців тому +8

      Too much of this was Theo trying to carry Shane on his back. Shane: "Yeah."

    • @lambycorn5253
      @lambycorn5253 11 місяців тому

      this pod was extremely dissapointing honestly@@JosephScott-ct9sw

    • @johndoe-to2hv
      @johndoe-to2hv 11 місяців тому +1

      @@JosephScott-ct9swopposite its theos pod he should be leading the convo and he just says dumb shit where shane cant add to

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 11 місяців тому

      I'm 12 minutes in and watching my neighbors eat supper.

    • @Brrrax21
      @Brrrax21 11 місяців тому

      ​@JosephScott-ct9sw atleat he admitted that's his hangover move. I still appreciate these two together. I don't need A effort everytime. I wouldn't watch Protect Our Parks if I did. Lol

  • @smax4895
    @smax4895 11 місяців тому +39

    “What were those dudes doin down in those tunnels?.. Probably just hunting square footage” 🤣 💀

    • @AleXxTM123
      @AleXxTM123 11 місяців тому +1

      Have you seen the prices? Ngl, I will start tunneling under the neighborhood too. It's free real estate!

  • @KeeganHarvath
    @KeeganHarvath 11 місяців тому +66

    Lmao had a kid on my 3rd and 4th grade football team nicknamed tater. Was our center. His mom yelled “come on tater, you ain’t cornfed for nothin boy!!” From the stands. Unreal.

    • @BernStoogin
      @BernStoogin 11 місяців тому +6

      Cornfed is so great 😂

  • @CHXFIT95
    @CHXFIT95 6 місяців тому +1

    The way Theos mind works is so interesting man, so many guest and no one compares to him. It’s just unreal, unmatched talent.

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 11 місяців тому +217

    The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.

    • @wearelightbeings
      @wearelightbeings 11 місяців тому +7

      That’s dark and hilarious. 😂

    • @erixouther
      @erixouther 11 місяців тому +2

      ARM THE HOMELESS - DAVE TREE

    • @egodeath5583
      @egodeath5583 11 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/rTLpUNhbKYw/v-deo.htmlsi=_9SkC4FHIbOOig5R

    • @bigbelix
      @bigbelix 11 місяців тому +1

      Giving homeless people bicycle helmets, hammers and caffeine pills is and old bit known by Shane.

  • @kenclarke5966
    @kenclarke5966 11 місяців тому +620

    I'd love to see Shane Gillis sweat through a full hour podcast by himself.

    • @Junkhead91
      @Junkhead91 11 місяців тому +22

      he literally couldn’t make it 20mins. It’d be him doing ad-reads directly from his phone for 40mins and then try a few unfunny “cultural observations” 🤣🤣

    • @kenclarke5966
      @kenclarke5966 11 місяців тому +28

      @@Junkhead91 his cultural observations are funny. His first special is the GOAT but yeah he can't bullshit as well as Theo or Tim Dillon.

    • @Junkhead91
      @Junkhead91 11 місяців тому +4

      @@kenclarke5966 for sure. Shane’s standup is decent. He’s almost unbearable in these situations though

    • @Junkhead91
      @Junkhead91 11 місяців тому +3

      @@kenclarke5966 I guess we’ll ignore cultural observations such as “there aren’t any black people in Ireland,England or Australia” genius lol

    • @dirtmcgirt8644
      @dirtmcgirt8644 11 місяців тому

      @@Junkhead91jokes dummy

  • @MundaneRyno
    @MundaneRyno 11 місяців тому +166

    Now this is the energy a comedy pod should be. Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute. Great episode Theo and Shane! 💪

    • @UncommonlyAbrasive
      @UncommonlyAbrasive 11 місяців тому +1

      Two minutes in and I’m already in tears

    • @2BRO2B_jc
      @2BRO2B_jc 11 місяців тому +1

      Two great minds and different styles testing their jokes on each other is funny when they notice the differences in their ways of thinking. Also Theo embracing sobriety and Shane hating it are obvious lol. Been on both sides...I am not judging

  • @they-live1
    @they-live1 25 днів тому +1

    Shane Gillis is just one of the normal people that is funny, great guy

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname 11 місяців тому +122

    You know Shane is a true bro when he’s laughing at all the silly moments and quips from Theo that most miss.

  • @SGomez3050
    @SGomez3050 Місяць тому +2

    “Let me buy you something from…the past” is low key the funniest line

  • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
    @vijaysingh-mg2cw 11 місяців тому +242

    it's very joyful seeing theo so relaxed and giggly, having a great time. hope shane feels less depressed some day soon :(

    • @RunsWithGinger
      @RunsWithGinger 11 місяців тому +23

      He just gets hungover scaries like the other 200 million Americans. Dude likes to party

    • @vijaysingh-mg2cw
      @vijaysingh-mg2cw 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@RunsWithGinger i suppose, but unlike 200 million other Americans, he has the freedom to do whatever he wants. to say it's purely because of alcohol is a bit naive?

    • @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405
      @civilwarwasaninsidejob7405 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@RunsWithGingerbrotha, 200 million of us arent alcoholics and blacking out after 25 😂. The majority of us are casual drinkers

    • @RunsWithGinger
      @RunsWithGinger 11 місяців тому

      @@vijaysingh-mg2cw that’s what I got from the clip. He said hungover a few times. But yes I agree, I hope he isn’t depressed. He usually talks a lot about his love to party, doesn’t usually say anything about drinking alone depressed or anything like that

    • @Bleeglesplotch
      @Bleeglesplotch 11 місяців тому +7

      Alcohol is a depressant, so if you already have depression it will make it worse.

  • @JoeAnklam
    @JoeAnklam 11 місяців тому +110

    My Dad just passed this past Monday… thank you guys for giving me a laugh & putting a smile on my face.

    • @skimmy93
      @skimmy93 11 місяців тому +10

      Much love to you Joe.

    • @clg8568
      @clg8568 11 місяців тому +6

      keep your head up bro i lost my father when i was 18 i get it. no words can relate to your exact situation but i can honestly say please keep your head up. love you bro

    • @bennie.379
      @bennie.379 11 місяців тому +3

      much love brother.. so sorry to hear.

    • @fetts_revenge5535
      @fetts_revenge5535 11 місяців тому +2

      Keep it to your self bud. I cannot recall asking

    • @somethingginterestingg4275
      @somethingginterestingg4275 11 місяців тому +2

      Rest in peace 🙏

  • @T-P.
    @T-P. 26 днів тому +1

    33:47 😂 “You jinxed him! I didn’t jinx him? Look up if I jinxed him or not.” Theo’s brain should be studied 😂

  • @nolandoesthings
    @nolandoesthings 11 місяців тому +89

    3 mins in and this episode has already changed my life; the two comedic genius’ of our time have done it again

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 11 місяців тому

      Three minutes in and…
      They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳
      🍻

  • @Jefferson_Hope
    @Jefferson_Hope 11 місяців тому +151

    This podcast is not for the gym. I almost dropped my weights. Thanks Theo 😂😂😂.

    • @cesarjimenez991
      @cesarjimenez991 11 місяців тому

      M
      Canò😊

    • @davidfarr9484
      @davidfarr9484 10 місяців тому

      I started cracking up in the middle of a set lol

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 10 місяців тому

      If you can listen to people talking when you are working out, you are not really working out.

    • @jordanbaker719
      @jordanbaker719 10 місяців тому

      ​@@cesarjimenez991 Oscar vallaiue santa moraedo ooh mi cano mi cano😢😢😢 aycarumba A yeah , yeah , oh I can't buy a I a consuela el salvador ocean the danka

    • @Fullrev10
      @Fullrev10 10 місяців тому

      Was cutting up firewood and kept dying laughing... Definatly had to stop😂😂😂

  • @bhseigel
    @bhseigel 11 місяців тому +52

    Theo reading news headlines and trying to work through what happened is easily one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

    • @atomicstbernard
      @atomicstbernard 11 місяців тому

      Theo reading anything is hilarious.

  • @MiaJinx
    @MiaJinx 3 дні тому

    One Theo’s best podcast yet

  • @kyleswartz2846
    @kyleswartz2846 11 місяців тому +280

    Theo looks like my mom did in the 80’s

    • @SteveDFM
      @SteveDFM 11 місяців тому +21

      The glasses are like those "DIsguise Glasses" with the fake nose attached.

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 9 місяців тому +11

      She’s the lesbian he was describing in the beginning

    • @ballsdeep994u
      @ballsdeep994u 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Josh-vj5hw
      @Josh-vj5hw 8 місяців тому +1

      Salley Jesse Rapheal just black glasses and hair instead

    • @tylerjones5628
      @tylerjones5628 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @MonoDde
    @MonoDde 11 місяців тому +19

    I'm happy to see that Theo's transition to a early '00s lesbian is progressing smoothly.

  • @meflove
    @meflove 9 місяців тому +57

    "That's why I'd experiment with transing"
    Took me OUT 😂

  • @iamthemiracle81
    @iamthemiracle81 4 місяці тому +2

    "Cause your dad with his one glass lens mouthed off" 😂😂😂

  • @gut_spiller
    @gut_spiller 11 місяців тому +121

    'It feels like somebody in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn't know about'. This man has unlocked a new level of metaphor in the English language.

    • @soxrule74
      @soxrule74 11 місяців тому

      That was one of my favorite comments

    • @B00NEYdaB0WYER
      @B00NEYdaB0WYER 10 місяців тому

      It’s so true tho, it’s literally like finding out your body is connected to an apartment door buzzer that was installed when the Jews secretly dug those tunnels into your brain.
      lol

  • @amarshall2896
    @amarshall2896 11 місяців тому +29

    “Oh you think that’s just your child’s retainer case, but open it up and Bam! It’s an indentured servant and some Quaaludes” 😂

    • @opferzeit
      @opferzeit 11 місяців тому +1

      That whole bit was so fucking good. Theo calling it the black version of Clue😂😂

  • @JegtoDFW504
    @JegtoDFW504 11 місяців тому +72

    Theo is a comedy muse for Shane and Shane is a comedy muse for Theo, this is fun to watch

  • @brysontaylor1223
    @brysontaylor1223 11 місяців тому +123

    Man I genuinely love Matts ascension into the elite comedy scene. The shaman is unstoppable

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant 11 місяців тому +13

      Level 2 red god is unstoppable.

    • @johngute8296
      @johngute8296 11 місяців тому +16

      I hope he starts doing full flute sets just messing with the new Texas audience.

    • @Boofski
      @Boofski 11 місяців тому

      I tend to love to see people with raging autism do well

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 11 місяців тому

      The shaman is a sham

    • @baTonkaTruck
      @baTonkaTruck 11 місяців тому +2

      His latest special is phenomenal.