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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024

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  • @Astartes-6969
    @Astartes-6969 Місяць тому +134

    Keque remembered his password finally.

  • @eyevou
    @eyevou Місяць тому +85

    **_steals neighbor's wifi_**

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому

      Nothing more 4chan than pirating Wi-Fi

  • @Ciara_Foxx
    @Ciara_Foxx Місяць тому +31

    Papa. I knew you got that milk after all these months

    • @Ciara_Foxx
      @Ciara_Foxx Місяць тому +4

      I can't listen though, it's not my bedtime

    • @Ciara_Foxx
      @Ciara_Foxx Місяць тому +1

      It's now my bedtime🥰

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      @@Ciara_Foxxso happy you got your rest child!

    • @agall664
      @agall664 Місяць тому

      ​@@Ciara_Foxx3 days later?

    • @mildly_miffed_man1414
      @mildly_miffed_man1414 17 днів тому +1

      @@agall664once it wasn’t my bedtime for 2 weeks. you start seeing shit, man

  • @rikuthe1
    @rikuthe1 Місяць тому +23

    Story 9 just made Grandpa Buck sound like a rapist, the fuck is happening there

    • @Keque
      @Keque  Місяць тому +19

      Exactly that. I couldn't listen to that one more than once

    • @Gibblegobblegoob
      @Gibblegobblegoob Місяць тому +4

      Wasn't a fan of that one either 😬​@@Keque

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      @@KequeI loved it!

    • @mx4life560
      @mx4life560 Місяць тому

      19:54 Yhea I think it's pretty obvious

  • @Sebastian-tm6hk
    @Sebastian-tm6hk Місяць тому +18

    Chat, we have a heartbeat.
    Back at it again with the spooks, let's go.

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan Місяць тому +13

    The ransom was paid, Keque was allowed to upload 😂

  • @dirtpeanut1820
    @dirtpeanut1820 Місяць тому +15

    Dad's back from the store!

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      He really did just get milk and cigarettes!

  • @remyfate3005
    @remyfate3005 Місяць тому +12

    Okey so I have to watch it again. ANOTHER BANGER FROM KEQUE 🔥

  • @deadboltman
    @deadboltman Місяць тому +9

    Appreciative of this post. Today has been a little harder than the previous

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому

      Hang in there fren, papa Keque is here for you

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому

      I think UA-cam censored my comment.
      I hope your day got better fren! Keque is here to help you through the real dark times. Just his stories will have you begging to bless you!

  • @artemisarrow179
    @artemisarrow179 Місяць тому +5

    Reporting for duty sir!
    And 54 minutes of spooks :>

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Only real deal greentext here!

  • @NotTheRookie
    @NotTheRookie Місяць тому +9

    When the world needed him most, he returned

  • @Smooth_Brained_Hot_Takes
    @Smooth_Brained_Hot_Takes Місяць тому +9

    No shit?...guess who's back...back again, Keque is back...tell a friend...to sub, ya cheeky bastards, maybe he'll post more.

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Agreed!
      I rank Keque supreme 4chan greentext god!

  • @crpineo
    @crpineo Місяць тому +19

    Person in Story 9 is either being deliberately vague, or they are still as stupid as they said they were as a kid, since they don't seem to realize, even after growing up, that uncle Buck was molesting their sister.
    As for Story 11, that person is giving so much contradictory information.... "so I was laying in the dark..." "again, I was laying in the dark (this time with shitty flashlight!)..." "so I went to the bathroom in the dark..." "so I was going down the stairs in the dark because I had good night vision due to being a nightowl..." and then tries to pull a "...oh, by the way, I have always been afraid of dark, oh, and I also have a brother and an actual bedroom though I've never even hinted at them before..." keep your stories straigh, greentext story teller, geeze...

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Papa helps us talk about hard supernatural mortality dangers and topics. He helps us feel safe and loved and know when something is wrong and unacceptable and illegal. Keque will make them pay child. The rapists, the physical violence…. Papa will make them pay. Keque loves a tough guy. Sick people who rape those in their communities and lives.
      Keque wants us to talk it out!
      Keque will never let you forget that fear you felt that one time. That you aren’t tough. You prolly ain’t live 20years. Keque might bust your head just on gp…Papa will bring something from his stories to handle the tough guys. If you ever experienced something violent, supernatural, terrifying, paralyzed you? Papa knows just what to do to make your heart stop!

  • @KazzArie
    @KazzArie Місяць тому +5

    He lives. Glorious, thank you

  • @docccoso
    @docccoso Місяць тому +7

    KEQUE IS BACK FINALLY

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Papa never leaves your heart fren!

  • @87Ranger4x4
    @87Ranger4x4 Місяць тому +2

    Praise Keque, for we are blessed with another banger video ❤❤❤

  • @Mazer2721
    @Mazer2721 Місяць тому +4

    The boys are back in town!

  • @karaffenfraeser256
    @karaffenfraeser256 Місяць тому +2

    Manna from the heavens. A new video!

  • @AfterHourThoughts
    @AfterHourThoughts Місяць тому +3

    Our boy is back!

  • @mannypardo1080
    @mannypardo1080 Місяць тому +2

    He has returned. Rejoice.

  • @coolkidroblox-fq6hb
    @coolkidroblox-fq6hb Місяць тому +2

    He shall appear in your time of need !

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому

      It is always a blessing when Papa arrives

  • @marcongino8101
    @marcongino8101 Місяць тому +1

    I understand you have a life but many of us depend on your videos to get us through our shitty little lives. You are the one who got myself and many others into the Green text stories. Yours are always something to get excited about. So please don't take so long to release the next one because you bring just a little bit of joy to our days with your videos. Or else

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Papa Keque is the greatest right?!

  • @getthegoons
    @getthegoons Місяць тому +4

    IT'S KEQUE AND HE'S BACK WITH THE MILK

  • @shawnromwell9613
    @shawnromwell9613 Місяць тому +2

    Thanks for these as always bro, I love it when I get ready for bed and I'm treated with something from you.

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Fresh Keque is an exotic delicacy

  • @TheMysticalTank
    @TheMysticalTank Місяць тому +2

    Can’t wait to get off of work and fall asleep to this. Thanks man!

  • @MihrevAJ
    @MihrevAJ Місяць тому +3

    AYO BOSSMAN IS BLESS US AGAIN

  • @yoh2525
    @yoh2525 Місяць тому +2

    Gonna be listening to this one at work
    Thank you Father

  • @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413
    @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 Місяць тому +1

    Welcome back, Keque 👍
    Good compilation 👍

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan Місяць тому +3

    He found the account password! 🗣🗣🗣🗣

  • @rickymunday4751
    @rickymunday4751 Місяць тому +1

    A Certified Classic Keque banger

  • @mishy415
    @mishy415 Місяць тому +2

    Thanks for the upload, friend.

  • @Websterklok
    @Websterklok Місяць тому +1

    Extremely based Keque Kino. Missed you bro

  • @Doc_dandy
    @Doc_dandy Місяць тому +4

    Did you get your cigarettes, papa?

  • @ebertwix5860
    @ebertwix5860 Місяць тому +2

    Based, thanks for another upload, dude

  • @fangedwolf4581
    @fangedwolf4581 Місяць тому +2

    Almost forgot this guy existed

  • @kitzreads3064
    @kitzreads3064 Місяць тому +2

    my goat just uplaoded again

  • @SuperAlexfarmer
    @SuperAlexfarmer Місяць тому +2

    DUDE IS BACK!

  • @car0ndelet
    @car0ndelet Місяць тому +1

    Praise Keque he has returned to bless us

  • @Filip-pz7wu
    @Filip-pz7wu Місяць тому +2

    the king returns

  • @darthalba3785
    @darthalba3785 Місяць тому +3

    The prophecy in coming true.

  • @nyssal3569
    @nyssal3569 Місяць тому +2

    welcome back, Keque!!!!

  • @sabian8700
    @sabian8700 17 днів тому +1

    This bit was good, kino even
    You still got it

  • @jasonlawrence2911
    @jasonlawrence2911 Місяць тому +1

    The prodigal son returns!

  • @upsettispaghettivulture
    @upsettispaghettivulture Місяць тому +2

    well well well, look who's back

  • @alexanderthorne635
    @alexanderthorne635 Місяць тому +1

    The king has returned

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому

      Some would say God himself speaks through Keque … I love Papa so much fren !

  • @orianacameron3927
    @orianacameron3927 Місяць тому +2

    Fucking eh perfect timing for nap tiem

  • @ryanlavallie4065
    @ryanlavallie4065 Місяць тому +1

    He’s back!

  • @Pretz_Pretzel
    @Pretz_Pretzel Місяць тому +2

    we’re so back

  • @FreshD0T
    @FreshD0T Місяць тому +1

    Keque is back yippee

  • @andypotgieter231
    @andypotgieter231 Місяць тому +1

    We are so back

  • @Gibblegobblegoob
    @Gibblegobblegoob Місяць тому +1

    Good to see ya man

  • @richardofredemption
    @richardofredemption Місяць тому +3

    Hell yeah been waiting all day to listen to this and play Power Washing Simulator 😅😅😅

  • @Voicegoblin
    @Voicegoblin Місяць тому +1

    Father. You've returned

  • @atoriusv5070
    @atoriusv5070 Місяць тому +1

    Yoooo he's alive!

  • @fiji00
    @fiji00 Місяць тому +1

    We’re so back

  • @jakek8101
    @jakek8101 Місяць тому +1

    He’s back

  • @kimanieking5877
    @kimanieking5877 Місяць тому +1

    The Great Keque Lives😮

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Papa Keque has lived HUNDREDS of your lives

  • @em4703
    @em4703 Місяць тому +2

    Omg I love you f0gguot welcome back 😘

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 Місяць тому

    The prodigal son has returned.

  • @allansolano9
    @allansolano9 Місяць тому +1

    Yes, I need my sleep fuel.

  • @atrosev_3504
    @atrosev_3504 Місяць тому +1

    Welcome back

  • @TheOneSpoops
    @TheOneSpoops Місяць тому +1

    omg keque i love you

  • @user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj
    @user-hdhdhhdhdhsnjdjdjdioowj Місяць тому +1

    Story 9 grandpa was definitely a predator, how was anon that dumb as to not realize

  • @MidniteHorrorfest
    @MidniteHorrorfest Місяць тому +1

    We Back Baby! 🙌

  • @mm97600
    @mm97600 Місяць тому +1

    HOLY FUCK HES BACK!

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 14 днів тому +1

    My God look at it. It even has a watermark

  • @fuel9220
    @fuel9220 Місяць тому +1

    Welcome back 😊

  • @nerfherder6638
    @nerfherder6638 29 днів тому

    Papa Keque finally came back with the milk.

  • @petarknezovic9447
    @petarknezovic9447 Місяць тому +1

    Damn I need more

  • @The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1
    @The_loathsome_Dung_Eater1 Місяць тому +1

    PRAISE KEQUE

  • @hadam7412
    @hadam7412 Місяць тому +1

    very spookstery

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 Місяць тому

    “He’s back
    The man behind the… pepe profile pic??”

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Keque visualization is part of his pasty white South African style!

  • @Wukilluh__
    @Wukilluh__ Місяць тому +4

    Now where’s Chass

    • @Keque
      @Keque  Місяць тому +6

      I can confirm that he's fine

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому

      Bro there is literally a ChassJr. Channel!
      If anyone bites Papa Keque like that it’s prison for me

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      @@Kequewhy don’t you collaborate with Chass Papa? You know I always put you first but you, Saul v, Chass … Greentext gods man!
      The other day Papa told me he wasn’t ranked #1, undisputed, Alpha, the buck stops here… he is so funny sometimes. He always soothes !!!

  • @source3lerg
    @source3lerg Місяць тому +2

    back

  • @ConnorOblige
    @ConnorOblige Місяць тому

    Holy shit hes alive

  • @estebanbenebez
    @estebanbenebez Місяць тому

    3:00 corvettes don't have back seqts

  • @Kai-ky6tf
    @Kai-ky6tf Місяць тому

    HES BACK

  • @hankskorpio5857
    @hankskorpio5857 Місяць тому

    He lives!!!

  • @SteChapo-vp8xi
    @SteChapo-vp8xi Місяць тому +1

    It's been a while

  • @crowickedone4037
    @crowickedone4037 Місяць тому +2

    Ey Keque, Any info on what happened to Chass? Guy made good content and dissapeared. Figured a fellow / x/ greentexter might know something

    • @Keque
      @Keque  Місяць тому

      Think he got sick of youtube's bs

  • @daavc7252
    @daavc7252 Місяць тому +1

    Ooh my. Godduurruu, itssaarrvive!

  • @smoke600k
    @smoke600k Місяць тому +1

    YES HOLY FUCK

  • @deadseveredheads
    @deadseveredheads Місяць тому +1

    Did you get the milk and cigarettes?

  • @SethSilver24
    @SethSilver24 Місяць тому +1

    YIPPEE

  • @placidopenitente5434
    @placidopenitente5434 Місяць тому +1

    We're eating good tonight.

  • @adamhebert504
    @adamhebert504 22 дні тому

    Stay away from percs

  • @Mr.LT1
    @Mr.LT1 Місяць тому +1

    long time no see buddy

  • @endryudzhenn4398
    @endryudzhenn4398 Місяць тому +1

    Daddy Keque ❤

  • @richardhuczko2326
    @richardhuczko2326 7 днів тому

    Lots of good accounts post greentext readings without forced ads every five minutes. Go watch them.

    • @Keque
      @Keque  6 днів тому

      mate youtube puts the ads there, not me

  • @triforcewielder8500
    @triforcewielder8500 Місяць тому +2

    First to say hola Keque from Colorado

  • @bobdobbs3848
    @bobdobbs3848 22 дні тому

    Story 3. Backseat of old corvette...
    Im not an expert but backseat on corvette?

  • @niloyabid2851
    @niloyabid2851 Місяць тому

    howww boy is this happening??

  • @notaskinvvalker
    @notaskinvvalker 21 день тому

    Praise kek

  • @IICROWNII
    @IICROWNII Місяць тому +1

    He's back

    • @poopiepants33
      @poopiepants33 Місяць тому +1

      Papa never leaves your heart fren, just like that fear you felt that one day, and only blessings from Keque saved your life? Keque is intense man

  • @professorweekend1880
    @professorweekend1880 Місяць тому

    He's back!!

  • @benjacksonwithnonumbers
    @benjacksonwithnonumbers Місяць тому

    We’re so back