Nimekwama hapo kwa kusoma katiba bila miwani🤣🤣🤣,its true katikati ya katiba promises Hua mob sana. I remember he once told me atanipeleka dinner London na tukaachana hata bila kufika airport. Wish u cud see how happy I was hadi nikatangazia mabeshte, my first love alisoma katiba na goal ukaingia chubuluuu..... Gerry Mungu anakuona but u made me a proud single mum, napambana na hali yangu Iraq niki-raise dota wangu. See how ur living a miserable life....
Janet sounds innocent nikama mtoto tu hata vile anaongea, na laumu Janet alidaganywa haraka Sana hata hajui kwa huyu yakobo alikimbia kugawa katiba without taking caution, yakobo ni fisi shaitan
Hapo pa kula mtoto ndio nimesimamia😅😅😅😅😅😅😅,but mama katiba ikisomwa expect anything,,,,kama nikungoja,ngoja uwe bibi kwake ndio ufungue,hit n run wako na lugha ukiamini kwisha,,,,,ati katiba mpya mama yangu hata ndege utaambiwa ununuliwe😅😅😅
Sasa shida yaqubu akiwa juu ya katiba aulize wale askri ni family yetu uskie hapana beb ni jalas na Alex. Next day:daktari yaqubu amejua nyinyi sio police. Jalas:alijuaje?si aliniuliza akiwa juu ya katiba..huyu alinitega daktari. Alex:huhuhuhu mfwate kazini mpatie tena.
Ile gari ulisema are kesho asubui nguvu ya katiba😅😅😅😅 jamani jalas wewe ni mwisho Alex hiyo kicheko😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂boy child unabahati kamenuka😅😅😅😅pongezi kwa hii clinic
Umeanza kuchemsha nakukula watoto!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣u guys r good....
Someone should hire me to teach this innocent naive little girls how to live with men😍💕
Jalas is funny 😂 😂😂😂, I literally wanna be mwakideu for a day just to have a lot of laughter from this crazy jalas
This made me nostalgic nikadhani ni LipaDeni Sn 2...mnabishaaaa
Jalas and mwakideu facial expression... 😀😀
Polise Alex na jalas leo wameweka Jacob ndani ndani ya box🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heheheee.... Nano mwingine amecheka kama mimi.....eti ukiwa juu ya katiba ukiulizwa, babe na ile gari, "kesho asubuhi"...
Nimekwama hapo kwa kusoma katiba bila miwani🤣🤣🤣,its true katikati ya katiba promises Hua mob sana. I remember he once told me atanipeleka dinner London na tukaachana hata bila kufika airport. Wish u cud see how happy I was hadi nikatangazia mabeshte, my first love alisoma katiba na goal ukaingia chubuluuu..... Gerry Mungu anakuona but u made me a proud single mum, napambana na hali yangu Iraq niki-raise dota wangu. See how ur living a miserable life....
Nimekwama apo kwa mliachana bila kufika airport 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hii kitu I'll marry you imeacha wanawake wengi wakiwa single mom's jameni😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The only word to win a womana heart "nitakuoa"
Wallai tena
True
kwani hio word inakuaga na n
Not really most women wamechanuka
@@missruth2543 I totally agree with you, a man will tell you anything just to get it
Kazi ipo jama big up jalas
Jalas you are killing me ,kuna urongo mingi mtu akiwa juu ya katiba.Shetani hiyo.
This babe sounds innocent and naive
True
😂😂😂😂😂daktari na nurse wamekuwa kopro...you guys you're the best
Itabidi gari ziwekwe till number Wasichana tuzidi kukula fare si kupeleka mguu kwenye umeitwa😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God is good he can never let you go.. HE will intervene... take heart beb gal
Kusoma katiba na miwani 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hebu uyu dada .. atume picha yake tumuone 😊 accompanied by her phone number, tutamsaidia 🇰🇪
Hahahaha ww watafuta bibi eti Pic umuone
I like the way jalas hio accent ya kiaskari
Katiba mpya kusomwa mara kusomwa tu na kikaeleweka ,, jamani Mungu antuona wanaume,, duh
😂😂😂😂😂ndo manake mimi hukula fare aki
@Daniel Denque 😰😰😰
@shiku Davis😀😀😀😀
@@veronicanafula710 😛😛😛😛
@Daniel Denque achunge asikule shoka
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ety umesimama katikati ya katiba 🤣🤣🤣nani amecheka hii gonga like tukiendelea ku watching 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roro17758 Rose 17758 rororo nakwambia Jalas na Alex watakuja nisimamisha roho jamani 😂😂😂
Ati kama alisoma katiba na miwani,, nimecheka yangu yote
Fransis Makumi 😂😂😂 nakwambia hawa wazee wanavijimambo 😀😀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
hiyo conversation kiboko.hongera Jalas na Alex.
Janet sounds innocent nikama mtoto tu hata vile anaongea, na laumu Janet alidaganywa haraka Sana hata hajui kwa huyu yakobo alikimbia kugawa katiba without taking caution, yakobo ni fisi shaitan
Nyinyi guyz mwanimaliza kabisaa🤣🤣🤣🤣police waja Kazini Jacob jiandae Baba 🤣🤣😜
Jalas na Mwakideu polisi bandia ,I like it
@@davidochieng2975 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I tell u
Katiba ya Kenya joo😃😃😃😃
that guy is a legend😂😂 promises nazo
Katiba inafanya mtu afanye promises haziyuko 😂😂😂😂😂
Hali ilivyo
Alafu kuruka👎👎mwakideu na Jalas wamem harakisha mkojo karibu ipite.
Surely u guys u can..big up
Wah hii dem hajui kwa jamaa lkn anajua kazini. Hii katiba ilisomewa wapi. Enwei mimi pia nilirukwa aache izo alee mimba akisubiri mtoto
Mwaeza tishia mtu akazirai gafla mumekua MA Manjata 😂😂😂😂😂
Pol jmni msichn mwenzangu 😪 wanaume ninyoko
Wapo wengi wazuri
Wapowap😳
Jalas ad Axle Good job l like it 💪💪
Mi nadaiwa gari ya mzee
Hallooo . msichana ungemalisa shule kwanza my friend. umejiaribia tuu na ulikuwa umejieshimu mamaa. hapo sasa utajipanga.
Jalas na Alex 👍👍💪💪👌😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kwani huyu msichana hajui as Kenyans we can't keep promises from the government to the citizens pole my sister 🤣🤣🤣
Your name says it all😂😂😂
@@eshlifee 😂😂😂✋
kina Kevo😂😂😂
@@alicenazi2884 yow✋
@@owendancan3043 eeh😂😂
Tumeongea na yy saa hii😊😊😊😊apna ujukui call zake hehehehehe
Mwakideo Acha ufala ati Kariba isisomwe bila ndoa😭😭😭 Mimi lazima nisome mara kadhaa
😂😂😂jalas katiba Noma sana Yani Hadi unapaa
Jacob ako busted 😂kudos Jallas
Asikuwe Jacob wangu jameni eeh nimeshituka aki
😅😅😅😅😅shikilia roho
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wako akiwa kwako akitoka inje ni washirika upooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 kusoma katiba na miwani 😂
Haha....
Kweli kabisa jalas nenda kazini kinuke
Am man but sio poa kufanyia mschana wa wenywe ivi bana😭😭😭
She sound inncent aki,eti mtoto akule
Thanks bro
Will ua real man thank u so much
@@josphinedarani6203 ✌
Haha woiye katiba aki ya nani
Mtu hujawai lala n chali , unatoa wapi nyege?😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@edinahmoraa1289 Edinah moraa ,hii maneno n ngumu🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tena nyege y kudinywa siku tatu na vile hiyo kitu ni uchungu huyo hakua vajo
@@Quilant749 walai tena,uyu ni kisima
Hapo pa kula mtoto ndio nimesimamia😅😅😅😅😅😅😅,but mama katiba ikisomwa expect anything,,,,kama nikungoja,ngoja uwe bibi kwake ndio ufungue,hit n run wako na lugha ukiamini kwisha,,,,,ati katiba mpya mama yangu hata ndege utaambiwa ununuliwe😅😅😅
Kichwa moja tu ndio inafanya kazi woi! jalas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mimi hata siezi mwambia naenda job yake.... Atanipata hapo kazini Kama niko na mdozi wake.
Alipelekwa na baba😀😀,
Officers wote huwa wakalenjin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beryl Julie cos them days Siku za moi walikuwa wanakujiwa Na Malori huko kwao,shule umalize usimalize.
Jacob unapangaje na hii msichana hahahaha
😅😅😅😅ati anakula watoto,Alafu vile jalas na Alex wana jifanya police.
Nimefrai wallah.
Hii inaitwa campaign kabsaaaa after that no more game hahaahh
Jalas walai ww wachekesha sana
Sasa shida yaqubu akiwa juu ya katiba aulize wale askri ni family yetu uskie hapana beb ni jalas na Alex.
Next day:daktari yaqubu amejua nyinyi sio police.
Jalas:alijuaje?si aliniuliza akiwa juu ya katiba..huyu alinitega daktari.
Alex:huhuhuhu mfwate kazini mpatie tena.
Je ukioa mwanaume mwenzako!
Msichana asiende huko atamuua mapenzi ya sahi sio ya kulazimisha
noma sana
My baby daddy told me sitakuacha but now am single with my baby,meeeeeeen
Men are kind of wicked
😂😂😂😂tuko wengi mama
susan niko juu yako
Albanus kioko thanks
@@susanmunge6724 hope uko sawa
Jalas ww ni dr.mzuri umemwita janet jano hio amefurahi sana jukua janet na hio mimba tafadhali hio katiba chukua,kwanza imegongwa tu tatu.
Aki Jalas ati unataka kuchemsha mtoto ukule 😂😂😂😂
Hello
😂😂😂😂😂kudoz Alex na Jalash love you guys
Hahaha.... Hi ni noma
Ya leo ni noma walai
Hao wenye wako katika Bible ndo wabaya kwanza sana
😂😂😂😂😂 Kama katiba haikosomwa na miwani, what do you expect 😂😂😂jipange my dear, men promise expired within a minute
Kenya always hv smthing to sy
Both of u mko na makosa, kama hamko ready kuwa wazazi kila mtu akae na mamayake nkt
It's so unfair she was only just starting her life
Women hv nithing good to offer excpt katiba kusomwa sijui wata chanuka lini
Allowed
Tena mumegeuka makarao hahaaaaa
Ata Government haijatimiza promises they make during Campaigns
Katiba ni kitu mbaya sana, We as kenyans utasema kitu yoyote utasema kitu yoyote ju unataka nyapu..
🤣😅😂😅😂😅😅😅😂😅😅😂 yakobo ako class ya akina Brayo,yakobo acha aibu ndogo ndogo 🤣😅😂 chukua mtoto bwana
😅😅 akili huwa Automatic Mode hiyo time. 😅😅
heri kutojibu chochote during that time. 😅
True..heri usijibu kitu
nalike hii risto
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aiiiish katiba jameni
Hehe ukisoma katiba utii kua mume
Doo hiyo katiba ni noumaa
Waa Jacob
Ooh my goodness mtoto atakulwa aje
KATIBA!!!
Penda nyinyi sana,shika tano
Hao wrote n watoto wote
Most of us men ni wakora ones mwanaume amelala nawe contract inaisha
Kevo kabisa
"NITAKUO" Hii ndio slogan ya Boychild to get what he wants
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣jalas yenye hii katiba insfanya tuwe na madeni sanaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ile gari ulisema are kesho asubui nguvu ya katiba😅😅😅😅 jamani jalas wewe ni mwisho Alex hiyo kicheko😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂boy child unabahati kamenuka😅😅😅😅pongezi kwa hii clinic
Nzisa Kasau hahaha
@@beatricem2981 😂😂😂
Nikweli bbi ni mpya
Hapo ndio wanawake wajue funga duka mpaka ndoa
But how can you tell aman Katimba is new🤔 hawajui wanaume ni 🐒🐶🐆.Na ndio maana hata Adam kwanza alipewa Wanyama na Mungu
@@estheralbrechtsen8999 I said women should refuse to have sex with men till marriage
Eti ile gari babe ulisema aje 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sylvester Benjamin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@dianajiana6804 😂😂😂😂😂 na ile mabati ya babangu babe eti anajibu kesho asubuhi 😂
@@sylvesterbenjamin2693 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂waaaaah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I die😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Waluhya kupea a mimba alfu ukimsho a nasema kula means
Hiyo katiba ilikuwa imesomwa
Alisoma Katiba bila miwani haha
Wasichana wenxangu unajuanana mtu the same year ball ndo hyo tayari
Hii kitu hii. Katiba ina mambo dunia hii. Men are confused during the act.
Usijaribu kutoa mimba