Hey Guys! Stoked you guys talked about me! Its hard to believe but I've honestly never sharted during any of the videos. I think they sound wet cause I'm fat and those cheeks ripple. So I worked the front desk of the hospital and at night when there aren't many people coming in or out of the hospital and its nice and quiet, I'd get some really great acoustics for the farts. I didn't lose my job because people were coming in wanting to take pictures as I didn't get popular till after I got fired and livestreamed it (check my youtube for that video). Anyway if you guys want to know more hit me up!
The Asian/Slav squat is suppose to be the proper position to sh*t. I don't think many houses in the US have squat toilets and alot of people can't squat... so I'm guessing it you have the shortest toilet available, or maybe a small foot stool it would help.
That cup thing tiff is talking about actually works for some weird reason . My dad would tell me to do the same thing as a kid and it would immediately stop my hiccups .
My 4th grade teacher taught the whole class that trick tiffany was talking about though. Literally. He'd let us leave the classroom to just to do it if we had hiccups.
eric gonzalo maybe lay off the Shane Dawson for a bit. Just because someone has a metaphorical stick up their ass doesn’t mean they have mental health issues
My bf’s remedy for hiccups is to take a sip of water, hold it in your mouth, plug your ears and swallow (swallow while plugging your ears). It actually works. My guess is it’s a sensory confusion. I’ve told many friends this trick too and it’s worked for them. Sometimes you have to do it a couple times, but it does help.
Omg I was binging old JKN videos yesterday and Joe told about his mom sneezing and shitting. And then Geo said the hitting knees method. And then Tiff said something about bending down and bringing the knees closer. I don’t remember the guest but that person also mentioned some pooping method.
Hey Guys! Stoked you guys talked about me! Its hard to believe but I've honestly never sharted during any of the videos. I think they sound wet cause I'm fat and those cheeks ripple. So I worked the front desk of the hospital and at night when there aren't many people coming in or out of the hospital and its nice and quiet, I'd get some really great acoustics for the farts. I didn't lose my job because people were coming in wanting to take pictures as I didn't get popular till after I got fired and livestreamed it (check my youtube for that video). Anyway if you guys want to know more hit me up!
Ohhh shiittt its you...
Paul Flart YOU ARE A LEGEND
Fart Master has blessed us with his presence 🙌
True legend of our time
❤❤❤❤❤❤
Damn... I wanted to know how tiff used to dry her hair
Bruhh me too!!!
She scrunch it
kingdomofdoodles trexbetch yeah. I think she did an Instagram story on it a long time ago.
same, I was like how you gonna end it like that c'mon lol
By farting.
*Bobby Lee* needed to be in this episode...*sitting next to Tiff* lmao
i thought steve was the one who farts.
i guess they both fart, its in their genes lol
Maximillian Steve farts?
@@Tundraaa Bobby's brother, Steve
Yeah but then he'd bring his gold digger to the panel too.
Maximillian oh yeah that's right. bobby's the one that roasts joe real good lmao
I think Bart would be someone who'd get fired for farting...or convicted of murder. lol
A life sentence no parole for sure
His farts are Class 1 felonies according to the FBI
War Crimes, gas attack
He couldn’t look more like a security guard
I love how this guy gives no shits what’s so ever. He’s just letting it rip
So how does Tiff dries her hair?
I haven't even noticed she has hair
She uses the not a flame thrower
I dont think Geo understands ASMR at all.
The_rocketman i laughed so hard when she said that
I go out of my way to answer "none of the above" on the UA-cam surveys
Geo looks really nice along with tiff xd David looking real jacked tho hehexd
Jacked? You've never been to a gym have you?
I didn't even watch yet and laughed cause of the title lmao
FARTS ARE STILL HILARIOUS 🤣😂
if my job sucked that much honestly i'd do the same.
5:57 When Geo said ASMR, I immediately thought "GASMR" or "ASSMR." Hahaha.
He has such a happy attitude towards farting :) Such positive and confident vibes. I will strive to fart like him haha
It just hit me how much Taika looks like Bart @5:44
6:02 is the most Mexican ‘fuuuck’ ever!
James Rodolfo Needs to remix this and put Barts Face on his. And at the end make the world ending due to smelling Bart's Farts.
... was there no one around?😂 I feel like I’d be able to hear those farts from across the hospital
Guy just gets up in stage a shts his britches. He calls himself Steamy Ray Vaun. 😂
Yup, this video reinforced how immature I am because I laughed way too hard when they showed the farting clips LOL
Joe : "Dougalas "
Tiff: " it's like sibiling"
His farting faces made me laugh so hard i farted in harmony
I beat the shit out of my knees when constipated till this day..And i am still unsure if it works or not.
The Asian/Slav squat is suppose to be the proper position to sh*t.
I don't think many houses in the US have squat toilets and alot of people can't squat...
so I'm guessing it you have the shortest toilet available, or maybe a small foot stool it would help.
I'm with Tiff. The upside-down water thing works *_every time!!_* Sip water from a cup with your mouth on the opposite rim of the cup.
The knee thing works and the cup thing for hiccups works as well, all hispanics are the same lmao
"He needs to check his underwear" 😂😂😂
You said "which one?" I'm guessing the fkn stinky one.. 😂😂😂
Family guy fart contest lol 💨
To get rid of my hiccups I hold my breath for 10 seconds and breathe out slowly
I feel like he's looking into my soul when he farts.
I sneeze and tinkle if I don't cross my legs in time lol
I sneezed, coughed and puked before 🤣🤣
i read the title and literally died from laughing
He should get a raise!
Doug looks like that friendly dude I definitely will ask directions from, if I get lost.
"that shit hurts" 😂😂😂
For hiccups, I use a spoonful of sugar it's been reliable in the past for me....
DOUG-A-LAS 😭😭😭 Son.. Joe...
Same Geo with the knees! XD
That cup thing tiff is talking about actually works for some weird reason . My dad would tell me to do the same thing as a kid and it would immediately stop my hiccups .
Hold your breath in as long as you can works for me everytime...
if you put a paper towel over a cup and drink water through it without breaking the paper that gets rid of my hiccups
Haha I can attest to the knee hitting! We do say that in mexico. 😂 I also don't think it works.
These videos have been ending in really unnatural ways...
What was geo saying about the knocking your knees to shit are also done here in the Philippines 😂😂 it somewhat helps me to go 😂😂😂😂
YAY, JKN ARTICLE VIDEOS ARE BACK BABY❗️
Laughter is the best medicine
To stop hiccups you have to drink 7 sips of water, it works every times.
Thanks guys
They didn’t show the his video when he was being fired!!! Step it up Tiff...that’s hilarious
Avocado? Expensive? 😂😂😂
My mom told me that to get rid of hiccups is to chug gulp 13 sips of water in one go.
What Geo said about the knee thing is the same my parents told me as a kid...i thought i was the only one
Watching that video made me wanna backflip off of a bridge
My 4th grade teacher taught the whole class that trick tiffany was talking about though. Literally. He'd let us leave the classroom to just to do it if we had hiccups.
I'm Filipino and my mom says the same exact things about how you're supposed to hit your knees when you're constipated.
I actually wanted to know how Tiff dries her hair! Damn why they got to end the video like that? 😔
This seems like deja vu? Is this a reupload or did I watch the H3 Podcast cover this?
Do the editors had to turn up the volume because I could not hear the jkfam over all the farting lol
It's funny how Joe pronounced DOugLaS
MY MOM TOLD ME TO HIT MY KNEES TOO
Those breeches have had enough!
I don't see the issue. That's a great defense mechanism
Dude needs to alter his diet geez. xD An entire Instagram of farts is hilarious though.
So many puppies 😁
Ryan is such a snack 😍🍕 he'd be all over my mouth.
I really liked the jazz music on the ontro screen this time. Maybe it's been played before, idk, but it was relaxing.
wait😧....tell us tiff how do u dry ur hair.... i want to laugh too✌
Well damn Geo. *_Damn David!_*
I don’t think Geo knows what ASMR is lol
I thought I farted but I shit...and now its squishy when I sit :))
My parents said if you tickled the same part of your knee, it would help you poop as well.
Geo looking like inmates from Orange is the new black! Lol
I can confirm that the “hitting your knee while you poop” thing is not just Mexican. My Filipino mom says that to me as well.
Burping helps with hiccups. I lie down and gulp in air 2 or 3 times, then sit up and tap my chest till the air comes out in burps. Works every time.
Usually Geo knows more correct information about Mexico than Tiff so i think Geo is the Mexican ambassador of the group
I do the cup thing too Tiff! It’s always worked for me
Paul Farty lol
*HOW DOES TIFF DRY HER HAIR??* you can’t just leave it like that!
So how did Tiff dry her hair?
I never found farting funny, whats so funny about it?
RonomanRpper when ur not stuck up it is... NEXT
Imagine you're having a serious conversation with a serious face and someone just let's a big one out.
eric gonzalo maybe lay off the Shane Dawson for a bit. Just because someone has a metaphorical stick up their ass doesn’t mean they have mental health issues
Same here. It's weird
"Indeed, I'll see if this process is necessary regarding"... BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!
My bf’s remedy for hiccups is to take a sip of water, hold it in your mouth, plug your ears and swallow (swallow while plugging your ears). It actually works. My guess is it’s a sensory confusion. I’ve told many friends this trick too and it’s worked for them. Sometimes you have to do it a couple times, but it does help.
needs the follow up.. where he live streams the guy actually firing him.. is funny too
I'm with geo, my mom did tell me to tap my knees so I can be able to take a shit lol, I'm surprised tiff wasn't taught this method.
I remember the knee trick while pooping
Damn they should of showed the video of him getting fired.
Omg I was binging old JKN videos yesterday and Joe told about his mom sneezing and shitting. And then Geo said the hitting knees method. And then Tiff said something about bending down and bringing the knees closer. I don’t remember the guest but that person also mentioned some pooping method.
The thing Geo said Dominicans do it too, but instead of hitting the knee we rub it
I can taste and smell this mans farts he wildin what is this man eatin
3:30 if you wanna skip coz i couldnt handle that
Bart's laughs are starting to sound like his impersonation of shit asian dad say and his dad
FUCKINg HeLLL NOoOooo to The FART ASMR!!!!!!!!!!
I get rid of my hiccups by thinking and concentrating on something. For ex. I think of white horses, legit works.
My mom said the same thing as geos mom loool!!
Is it just me or does that security guard looks kinda like Benedict Cumberbatch in a fat suit and fake mustache???
I guess VICE turned into BuzzFeed
My fam from el salvador and i was taught the knee thing too
It’s a natural physical process, he should get his job back
Watch the video lol he most likely got fired cause he was on his phone during the job not cause of the farting
you can see tiff die everytime he farts