Professor Elemental - I'm British (Dir: Moog Gravett)
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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Most people are 80% water we Brits are 80% tea
Generally speaking, tea is made with water.
Criomorph and milk
Gamzee Makara And failure.
*****
Well, the spoon will stand in it provided that the weight of the water underneath it is heavier than that of the spoon.
Tea isn't mostly anything. It's the pure and concentrated nectar of the gods.
*Brits:* Sorry about the imperialism.
*World:* Well, you weren't the only ones.
*Brits:* And Piers Morgan.
*World:* Somethings can never be forgiven.
"I begin every sentence with an apology, sorry that's the case, it's just British policy." I love that line
"If I'm nice it's probably sarcastic"
WHY IS THIS NOT OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM?
+Armin Arlert teka. Tikka*
+Armin Arlert give me fish 'n' chips any day
+PauseForGames RULE BRITTINIA
BRITON STRONK
British Commodore STRONK BUSH CAMP TONK?
As a british person, I can confirm the accuracy of this video.
AI Alex Same.
AI Alex ik lmfao
@Hilarious Studio being Scottish is just the same as being British
Don’t you mean Bri-ish
@@leiwolf27Sorry, I'm pretty sure he knows that. Hence the appreciation, maybe
I'm not sure but I think he is British
Country Anti
They were being sarcastic
I think ur on to something
Honestly I thought he was English
*English
Sulfius Embergray I think that technically he is English
This song is a decade old and we're still sorry about Piers Morgan
the turd that refuses to flush...
I wouldn't be.... from an outside view he looks like the sane one in an Asylum...
1:00 Most of your country can't take a joke anymore... People get removed from football and rugby matches for singing rude songs...
Speak for yourself.
It hasn't gotten any better.
😂😂😂😂
This is fire as hell. Puts the bloody national anthem to shame
RetroArcadeMonkey this is the new national anthem
Mate this is our anthem anyway
...I begin every pesterlog with an apology
I see quarantine has got to you as well
Sorry to hear that.
SDKJHADJSHKD JAKE NO
My favorite thing about England as an American would have to be the humor. You guys have some great comedians. I really want to go visit England.
Have you visited yet, There’s no nasty weather/ hurricane’s (except the WW2 plane) No earthquakes.
None of those creatures that kill people like bears, crocodiles, snakes or spiders, and hardly anyone ever gets shot ❤️
@@jackworsley2562 A hedgehog will give you a nasty nip.
I know I'm basically contractually obligated to hate this since I'm Irish, but this song just slaps too hard
I'd imagine it rather helps that the song acknowledges SOME of their guilt.
Edit: and repeatedly focuses on the shared obsession with tea.
The sequel “I am Irish” would be amazing
No hate here for Ireland, Wales or Scotland from an English person.
I wonder if attitudes will ever move towards positivity.
If you're not in the IRA, it's legal for us to like things from the UK ;)
I used to love the UK till they went woke...
@@GrasshopperKelly that’s about 1%
Most just ignore it
This guy is great. Is he Canadian or something?
Nope he's actually American
@@j.clementec.m.1558 Weird. Would've never guessed.
Cheddar Cheese God• 15 years ago definitely r/wooosh
@@conquestFCP pretty sure r/wooosh is used only when someone doesn't understand a joke or a sarcastic comment
Cheddar Cheese God• 15 years ago why edit your previous comment denying it was a wooosh and you got it? embarrassed? Lmao
Indeed, on behalf of his Majesty’s Greatest of Britains, I deeply apologise for Piers Morgan…
Ok, first off I was crying because, ya know, PURE ART AND GENIUS but then just like that last sentence had me crying over the several apologies lmao
This song should be U.K.'s new national anthem
Jojo reference?
How have a missed this gem for 10 years!
Bloody excellent you great chap! May be coming to see you live on Friday!
I'm British, old chap! :)
Finally another British steampunk :) You'd be surprised how few of them we seem to have :(
There's two way you found this:
1. You're british and randomly searched "i'm british"
2. You got reccomended a watchmojo video and searched for this song
I'm the second lol.
Professor Elemental makes me so fucking proud to live in Sussex.
Beautifully composed old chap!
Shhh, if you apologise about Piers Morgan they might force us to take him back.
+Daniel Copeland Despite being an American, I do believe we took him on a no return policy, so you have nothing to worry about.
Don't sweat it, we'll trick the Canadians into taking him. We owe them for Celine Dion and William Shatner.
And don't forget Justin Bieber, they owe you big time for that
No that's okay thankyou!
You can keep them, it was nice of you guys to take them though so thankyou again.
Jinx!
@@tsukishiro70 fucking hell
I'm not British but I am in love with this song!
thought this was gonna be drill when i clicked on it - why is youtube interrupting my drill algorithm with this, why it gotta slap so good!!
i have to admit even though its a slower pace then your other songs i still enjoy your linguistic capability's at any speed Kepp up the good work fine sir
oi, dank beats mate
Oi. Doing beats Moite..want some cup of tea
no shush
My coffee turned into tea whilst watching this.
I'm terribly sorry but I'm British and if you don't like it then well.....that's fine and your opinion really!
This song makes me proud to be British and I'm actually Greek....💂♀️🇬🇧✌️💂♀️🇬🇧✌️💂♀️🇬🇧✌️💂♀️🇬🇧
Dammit! I had the mass-invite for the Army Of Toy Soldiers to come along for this video, and I didn't take you up on it! I am ashamed of myself sir, though I am happy to see so many other Toy Soldiers there.
The full battle takes place on the last track of the album...we finally cleared the air!
I am a 41 year old African but growing up Fawlty Towers, Allo Allo, Mr. Bean, Mind your Language were some of my favorite British comedy shows.
...I have to apologise I'm roughly two months late with this smashing tune but I will say this its rather good, I'm British and Im proud of it.
It wouldn't be a hop track if it didn't end as a diss track.
4 years and still waiting for Piers Morgan's response diss track to this one...
Still waiting, by the way...
this what the “my money don’t jiggle jiggle” song reminds me of😭
Personally I think this little ditty is all rather spiffingly Marvellous....Quite Tip Top Indeedy Do! Well Done Chaps!
I say, you don't hang around do you? It's only been live a couple of minutes :) Well done!
How's this for a response? A full decade later and this song is still bloody amazing!
@@UpstateBeard bravo! Playing the long game there. Although... 10 years?? Oh no.
@@iammoog I'm happy to say that I also got a former co-worker into your music 😁
I wouldn't apologize for for black pudding. As an American who hasn't been able to sample a lot of blood dishes I have to say I look forward to trying them. From the few blood dishes I've tried they are really tasty. And I hope whenever I visit England they have the most stereotypical dishes to give me. Especially black pudding.
Apologise for Black Pudding? I don't care for the cut of your gib Sir.
+Ben J Or bread pudding, yum.
+Ben J It's not a full english breakfast without a black pudding.
+Nathan Worrall Eating blood sounds more like a full Vampires existence. lol
+Ben J Black pudding, yummy. But only in moderation dear sir.
The Professor and surprise appearance from Mr B!
Its true we're all terribly, terribly sorry about Piers Morgan
More British than a bulldog named Disraeli wearing a cloth cap drinking a pint of bitter in pub built entirely out of cake. Nicely done, sir!
*I'm British!*
:D Just about everything in the song describes myself and my family.
Well, atleast me and my parents. Not sure about my brother...
rofl that ending was fucking smart and when that guy gets smashed with the hammer hahahaha Oh this find has made my day..I love you Professor Elemental!!
This is the first rap song I've ever heard that didn't make me want to shove an ice pick through my eardrums.
Cant we just believe that this atmosphere just follow him and his friends around?
*when Jake English and APH England influenced my being here*
***** thank you, I know I am
***** lol same XD
same here we are all trash
egg on toast Iggy is great....Iggy would like this.
I can imagine England singing this, honestly.
"Most of all we're terribly-terribly sorry about Piers Morgan"
This sentence is more relevant then ever.
When i saw this on watchmojo i thought it was something off of Horrible Histories
This is the best damn music genre and nobody can convince me otherwise.
It's obviously the future of music
Ok but why are the instruments so aesthetically and lofi, sounds good actually
I called 'chips' french fries and then this guy showed up
I just searched for bands and musicians who made music similar to Steam Powered Giraffe, and I'm just so glad I ended up here.
Gosh - best eurovision song contest entry EVER!!
Pure FYAH!! 🤘🔥🤘
This is our next year anthem lads.
We accept your Apology for Piers Morgan, now, would you please take him back?
***** Yes, but you made him.
JudgieThePirate we disowned him
Britain has a long and celebrated history of exporting all its nutjobs to America. So no, you're stuck with Brillo.
No backsies :)
When I get a present I don't want, I just give it to someone else. You could pass him on to North Korea maybe?
Love it! What in the world does prof say after "You can drink 10 pints of ?????"
By golly old prof chap I live in Brighton like you and you've come to my school to tech rap to my class so I'm proud say to you... IM BRITTISH!!
I'm going to cry from the nostalgia.
I'm Canadian, and I love the Brit's!
Agreed m8
Oh i say! A new recording! Jolly good show.....oh, nice cameo by Mr.B by the way.
Top Hole!
Professor Elemental, members of the Eccentrics Club, and many troops from the UK branch of the Army of Toy Soldiers. Doesn't get classier or Britishier than this!
*Takes keys* How soon can I move in?
Oh, and your music is simply fantastic.
aesthetic af
I begin every sentence with an apology
Sorry that's the case. That's just British policy
Probably the case with, everything in honesty
I use ten words when two would do, honestly
I'm British
And that makes me unique
At least I think so, when I hear you speak
See we used to have an empire, but we got a little cocky
Like haha, Johnny foreigner, I'd like to see you stop me
And sure enough, we rhubarb crumbled
Now in every town, all the drunk teens stumble
I'm rather glad really, it made us more humble
Come and ask me where I'm from, dear boy, I won't mumble
I'm British
I don't want to be fantastic
Just adequate, and if I'm nice it's probably sarcastic
Ridiculously cynical that's what we're like
If you can't take a joke, get on your bike
I'm British
when he started apologizing for everything that britain has spawned, I was POSITIVE he was going to mention the united states...I was let down : (
As an American, I would like to say "F**k you. We stole that for ourselves." They didn't spawn us. They just taxed us until we said enough was enough.
@@Bancheis which in a way is the same thing, but I guess I'm partial being half French half American
"The yanks want to be independent"
"Well that's simply ridiculous, go send some redcoats to bayonet some sense into them"
"We did, and they did. Barring a few missteps."
"So what's the issue?"
"They still seem to be quite opposed to the whole matter and the French have taken to agreeing with them"
"Bugger. Well find a nice way to wrap that all up and save some face so we can get to shoving a boot up ol' Louis' arse again and taking the rest of India. Not like we're getting anything terribly useful out of those puritan farmers anyway!"
@@fien111 are those lyrics from another song?
I love how he tries to block Mr B at 1:13 lmao
I'm glad someone apologized for Salmon Cowbell
Enjoying this immensely in 2024.
My pith helmet is here somewhere.
Long live British Britain!
Jesus, these comments gave me Legionnaires Disease.
Great Britain is one of the most underrated countries of all time!
Question; Where can I get an instrumental of this? I seriously need to sing this randomly in overly crowded places. Actually, I think I'll bring this up with the captain of our flash mob team, this is pure gold. I. LOVE. THIS.
Sorry for being late, here you are.
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Oh, God. Come back and read your comment 7 years later! Lol... I know you gotta be cringing. 😄
@@remmilayne6153 Dear lord. Flash Mob!! 😂😂😂
@@remmilayne6153 Yeah I am and I would have appreciated it more if you hadn't brought it back up.
The reason younger me even found this song was because I had been showed a Parody of it and thought it was funny at the time. Making fun of someone for thinking something is fun as a kid is not the greatest thing you think it is. Have some respect.
I’m British and this was uploaded on my birthday.
I’m not offended, but yay.
I sexually identity as British even though I'm American
What exactly does that entail?
+Morgana P like the British, I must apologize for my brother. He says these things for comedic effect.
+16-Bit Delicous pasta No need to apologize. I was hoping to goad him to further silliness. :)
+Morgana P Apologising afterwards.
Oooooooh. To be honest that seems to be a facet that spans all cultures. :p
"Repress your emotions and passions, and bury them deep inside" That sounds exactly like tsundere Iggy. I had no idea that it was an actual British stereotype and that it was just put there for the lulz.
I'm British
It always surprises me youtube video's can be of such high quality.
Who else came here from "I'm English [Broadway Jake]"?
Holy shit me!!
Angel Gonzales Wwe are friend noww.
Me XD
Yess we shall be friends eridan
Lone Scream Wwe are also friend noww.
I forgive you Britain, you know why, because you gave the world something to compensate, and that is Professor Elemental himself.
I'm British, but not English, I prefer a pint over tea, I'd rather stab my enemies than have a nice chat, I still like chips... but not crumpets, I'm British..but not English.
Sounds English to me mate.
didnt take me too long to find the homestuckies
I BEGIN EVERY PESTERLOG WITH AN APOLOGY
I have a solution to the Piers Morgan Problem since neither Britain or the States want him: Canada. They'll be too polite to say no and it will get them back for Justin Bieber.
Not deep enough.
I'm not even sure the Marianas trench is deep enough.
I've got a better idea... Send them on a rocket on a one way trip into Deep Space... or the Center of our Solar System. As long as they can never get back, I'd be happy.
TehFrasssaa agreed! And we'll throw Shatner in for free just for the bargin.
TehFrasssaa LMAO
I say, steady on old chap, I quite like the Canadians.....
What about Bob and Doug McKenzie's "The Great White North", or _You Can't Do That on Television,_ or _The Red Green Show_ ?
for some reason i cannot seem to stop listening to this.
We should also apologise for helping create America :P
Well, everyone makes mistakes
+The Business Cat XD I'm Hawaiian, what does that make me?
+menckencynic Because Hawaiians wear hula skirts in the 21st century. We didn't even wear them in the 1800s, look at King Kamehameha, all of them, none wore hula skirts.
+menckencynic try surfing or canoe paddling
+menckencynic Ok, sorry, just trying to fight ignorance
Nice to see you In Leeds last weekend old chap.
is this aph england
Omfg ikr
Given all that's happened really, it's really brought into question what our identity is. This song is our identity.
Jeremy Clarkson hit Pierce Mogan right in the kisser. I respect that quite a lot.
Watching this for the first time in years and I think I’ve finally spotted Mr. B
Apologizing is far more Canadian.
Except with far more sincerity.
Wag Dawgwag Where do you think they got it from?
Wag Dawgwag I am sorry sir but you are wrong!
In Ireland we say "sorry" all the time, and a lot of people from other countries ask me what I'm apologising for :/
Actually, it's very Japanese too. Their whole culture is based on politeness, manners, and respect... They believe it's best to be humble and modest, etc. It's very common there too
+Shizuru Nakatsu A Latvian can have perfect Russian with no accent, but the first conversation he has with a Russian from Russia, he'll be discovered---because he'd say please and thank you and take his spoon out of the tea cup.
I applaud your understanding. Kudos.
I feel like this is what goes on in Dan Howell's head 24/7
I've just returned from the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, and when I was there I could have done with a good old Pith Helmet for practical protection from the Sun.
Sorry. As a Brit, I fucking love this.
I'm sorry about commenting so late but I agree
I wasn't born in great britain, but my family is british, and yes, this shit describes my family a lot LOL
Awfully sorry to intrude, but I just have to say, well, that I do so heartily agree.
I do apologise for posting this comment a Tad late, but I have to agree.
Good day, sir!
I do not believe you have had the most splendid joy of becoming acquaintances with the most splendid rapper going by the name of Dan Bull, or "Douglby". It would be such a pleasure seeing you too verbally battling, in a controlled manner of corse, too see who is the best British rapper.
Yours faithfully,
Ewan. a fellow rapper. (amateur)
Ten years on, and Piers Morgan is still an embarrassment. :)
"Pardon me, If I could just... Thank you. Sorry." Actual British Request.
(whispers) who is here because of ask-aph-FrUk, the Hetalia video where England sings this? No? Just me? okay.
(crawls back into trash can)
anime queen I've found my ally!
Indie Pop ;))))
Excuse me, but I can't help but think you are awesome.
I knew this before, but ask-aph-fruk made me realise how long I didn't listen to this.
Thank you, I cant help but think you are even more awesome ;)
Oh, thank you! :3 anime queen
The officer at 0:59 is wearing a Restoration-era French heavy cavalry helmet, and the very next gentleman seems to be wearing a Warsaw Pact helmet of some type (it's too difficult to make out the particular model).
So many foreigners, my friends!