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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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  • @Mikeh2077
    @Mikeh2077 4 роки тому +306

    “And there were charges for a boob job and a PlayStation 3. I never got to play with either one of them.”
    10/10 writing.

    • @black7987echo
      @black7987echo 3 роки тому +11

      And yet the writing can’t help the Kutch.

  • @sibghatmansoor5125
    @sibghatmansoor5125 4 роки тому +394

    So relaxing to see this in these harsh times.

    • @xoBlondie28xo
      @xoBlondie28xo 4 роки тому +16

      I’ve been bingeing these for that same reason

    • @sibghatmansoor5125
      @sibghatmansoor5125 4 роки тому +4

      @@xoBlondie28xo but good times are coming inshallah.a steroid medicine has proved successful in uk and it will start a great success story by scientists.

    • @kingMalcolm23
      @kingMalcolm23 3 роки тому +1

      Same man

    • @KatarinasGarage
      @KatarinasGarage 3 роки тому +4

      @@sibghatmansoor5125 this comment has aged well

    • @LegitGamingAvoider
      @LegitGamingAvoider 3 роки тому

      Hopefully this year will be different....

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 5 років тому +194

    ".... and I never got to play with either one of 'em!" …. that's what made this show so priceless!

    • @bwwestman
      @bwwestman 5 років тому +13

      and every other comment. like Berta says to Alan: All that money to a house and an ex-wife and you're not allowed inside either one. LOL

    • @eaubert1
      @eaubert1 5 років тому +6

      @@bwwestman .... I remember that one! Too hilarious. Berta's an absolute legend!

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 Рік тому

      ​@@bwwestman
      That line was HILARIOUS!

  • @sleepyash9577
    @sleepyash9577 4 роки тому +99

    It's all crap Alan
    You know it
    She knows it
    Everybody knows it
    😂😂😂

  • @sleepyash9577
    @sleepyash9577 4 роки тому +180

    Close your eyes and imagine a parallel world where there's an Alan harper exactly like you except he's got a set of balls

    • @PeterBr24
      @PeterBr24 4 роки тому +2

      Sleepy Ash lex luthor

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 4 роки тому

      Well it DOES happen in the last episode.

    • @GVOSOUL
      @GVOSOUL 3 роки тому

      Sounds like Luthor 🤔

  • @fleursara1124
    @fleursara1124 4 роки тому +80

    Of course, we all know that Charlie is the only suitable actor for this role

  • @gregoryrook-green453
    @gregoryrook-green453 2 роки тому +12

    Charlie: where’ve you been?
    Alan: I’ll tell you later
    Jake: Tell him now i got better things to do
    i died laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @jeremycasper6672
    @jeremycasper6672 4 роки тому +17

    "what you want to convey is your undying affection and gratitude for your time spent together coupled with your need for space to find out who you really are.." said that was bullshit before Alan even said anything

  • @frasergibson5763
    @frasergibson5763 4 роки тому +37

    Every time I watch these clips it’s like I’m watching the Sopranos. Because it always ends right in the middle of t-

    • @gps9679
      @gps9679 Рік тому +1

      Sopranos is the best series of all time and TAHM is the best sitcom of all time, good taste you have there

  • @aav_n
    @aav_n Рік тому +2

    I wish they've done episodes like in friends called what could have been.. and make Alan into a confident, charming man
    I can't help it, I like Alan too much
    Those eyes, that smile
    God I even like his ears!💖💖💖💖💖

  • @jeffrobbins3378
    @jeffrobbins3378 7 років тому +443

    I hate that you cut these clips in the middle of a sentence.

    • @drdre2641
      @drdre2641 6 років тому +18

      I hate people who don't

    • @turtleboy991
      @turtleboy991 5 років тому +15

      I hate that their titled with a bunch of random ass letters.

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 5 років тому +17

      turbokid991 that’s to avoid copyright

    • @TJDrumsRHCP
      @TJDrumsRHCP 5 років тому +22

      Yeah it sucks when people don't finish their sen...

    • @drillinstructorfitch5875
      @drillinstructorfitch5875 4 роки тому +4

      @canWego Backintime you s..

  • @gleesh8812
    @gleesh8812 2 роки тому +2

    You let your date pump your gas? I liked the song that was in the radio 😂😂😂

  • @kingryand
    @kingryand 5 років тому +53

    It sounds fun when you're wearing a couple of doughnuts.

    • @cirocciroc
      @cirocciroc 3 роки тому +2

      Saw this comment the exact same time as it was bring said

    • @logiknotlogic6586
      @logiknotlogic6586 3 роки тому +1

      Can someone explain this joke please

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna 5 місяців тому

      @@logiknotlogic6586 very weird lap one, guessing he sometimes wears those around THAT, but no personal experience.

  • @LafriteRip
    @LafriteRip 3 роки тому +14

    you’d think after all this time you’d wanna get even 🤣

  • @jeremiahmiller9299
    @jeremiahmiller9299 4 роки тому +6

    I like Two and a Half Men very much and I am a big fan of Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer

  • @disguisedangel2394
    @disguisedangel2394 2 роки тому +3

    This episode has always been my favourite. Alan is hilarious when he here’s that click

  • @santhosh4567
    @santhosh4567 5 років тому +29

    Charlie made this show

  • @Rex200024
    @Rex200024 4 роки тому +5

    Alan in another universe with a bigger set of balls is Lex Luther from Supergirl 😆

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 2 роки тому +2

    Just want it said that a kitchen and what is essentially a living room should never exist as one single room.
    How can I possibly focus on my task of doing absolutely nothing but stare at a tv with all the infernal cooking and dish washing going on??
    And that boys and girls, is how you lose your bed and have to sleep on the couch for a week. During which time, guess who's washing any and all dishes. If I could only go back 27 years to that moment in time.
    I'd still say it, but I would have ran much faster while zig zagging.
    A spoon really hurts when it comes in hot at over 60mph.

  • @fredim7561
    @fredim7561 6 років тому +51

    I always make people pump gas for my car if theirs a good song on.

    • @rocky99949
      @rocky99949 4 роки тому +3

      "Then next there were charges with a boob job, and a playstation #3! I never got to play with either one of them!" LMAO! This was the BEST!

    • @ramanchalasani2378
      @ramanchalasani2378 3 роки тому

      @@rocky99949 why

  • @superbrownbrown
    @superbrownbrown 5 років тому +25

    That's where you end the video?

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 3 роки тому +1

    If i knew how to do that you wouldn't still be living here
    LOL

  • @mudassarahmad8690
    @mudassarahmad8690 5 років тому +17

    i never got to play with anyone of them😂

  • @seulgi1211
    @seulgi1211 3 роки тому +1

    Delivery: A set of balls for Mr Alan Harper

  • @ggaffgaff966
    @ggaffgaff966 Рік тому +1

    I love that guns are considered “chick weapons” lol

  • @elizabethsullivan5093
    @elizabethsullivan5093 3 роки тому +2

    Back to normal early bedtime early peace and quiet relax today together again back to normal memories

  • @rauljavierservinvalle572
    @rauljavierservinvalle572 3 роки тому

    1:48 even do if she got His credit card what MONEY she could still none 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @elizabethsullivan5093
    @elizabethsullivan5093 3 роки тому +2

    Sharing my feelings memories life together again back to normal today

  • @gocanuckurself1
    @gocanuckurself1 5 років тому +26

    Title is clickbait

  • @angelahagerman5693
    @angelahagerman5693 3 роки тому +4

    Do they cute Alan's hair like that so we can hate him more?

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 3 роки тому +3

    charlie sheen went from 150mil to 10mil, some sad shit

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 5 років тому +8

    Amazing title

  • @Re.loaded876
    @Re.loaded876 5 років тому +10

    I liked the song that was on the radio💀💀💀

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 5 років тому +11

    I am definitely capable of rejecting another human being I don't care how much honey is dripping from their lips

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому +17

    WHY is it inappropriate to break up with a txt. It's the most efficient non awkward way of breaking up

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 5 років тому +25

      Because it's a shitty and cowardly thing to do. It may be efficient but it's not ok. Unless you think you're in danger due to the relationship being abusive, act like an adult and tell them to their face.

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR 5 років тому +2

      You want to get yelled at? Break up in public. You want your tires slashed and your windows broken? Break up over a text.

    • @toughmanrandysavage3077
      @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому

      @@michelleprieur1 is it honestly any better to be around the person, I mean I've never been broken up with but if I I was I would want it over txt.

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 5 років тому +3

      @@toughmanrandysavage3077 That's ur right but it's a cowardly thing to do.

    • @toughmanrandysavage3077
      @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому

      @@michelleprieur1 is it honestly any better to be around the person, I mean I've never been broken up with but if I I was I would want it over txt.

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 2 роки тому

    hungry, prostate, desorientation, california love? what is it?

  • @Shahtoys888
    @Shahtoys888 2 роки тому +3

    this show ♥️

  • @subjectofgov
    @subjectofgov 5 років тому +8

    Should be a link to the full episode.
    Well I just found it.

    • @stephaniem1933
      @stephaniem1933 5 років тому

      wes c 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😫🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @micheleadams4646
    @micheleadams4646 5 років тому +20

    you promised he grow on me i lied

  • @jason007596
    @jason007596 3 роки тому

    Great advice for breakup from Charlie 😂😂😂

  • @rickya1529
    @rickya1529 3 роки тому

    ..... do people really get coffee at dinner...?

  • @angelahagerman5693
    @angelahagerman5693 3 роки тому

    Alan......Wimp.....

  • @davidrichard9012
    @davidrichard9012 4 роки тому +3

    The conversation only starts at 0:01

  • @vikassharma3380
    @vikassharma3380 Рік тому

    😊

  • @lordsteppergod7269
    @lordsteppergod7269 2 роки тому

    Good old PS3

  • @seankennedybornladiesman1612
    @seankennedybornladiesman1612 3 роки тому

    Be there myself before

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    I went university's message therapy still remember history kirepractor and message therapy I was close

  • @vinuVA
    @vinuVA 2 роки тому

    Can someone explain 2:50, the donut joke

  • @angelahagerman5693
    @angelahagerman5693 3 роки тому +2

    Alan gets more irritating with each show...

  • @JamesDean-cx1sl
    @JamesDean-cx1sl 4 роки тому

    wp t2020

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Malibu its cool

  • @keithsnide2316
    @keithsnide2316 5 років тому +26

    Trump 2020

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Just fix your back what hurts

  • @ThatBigJerkLeChuck
    @ThatBigJerkLeChuck 4 роки тому

    Tell her what?

  • @OurWorldofDanceSport
    @OurWorldofDanceSport 4 роки тому

    I bet it didn't work out

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Get in short badtub get our back words hold your spines should crack back holding your kneck spines should crack back into place

  • @cgraf00051
    @cgraf00051 10 місяців тому

    2:14

  • @brianellinger6622
    @brianellinger6622 3 роки тому

    Need fbi help

  • @חייםחיים-כ8ו
    @חייםחיים-כ8ו 4 роки тому

    Ep ?

  • @danielspeedy6972
    @danielspeedy6972 3 роки тому

    Before I subscribe to you you need to learn how to download this stuff better is that bright enough in the sound quality is very poor thanks look at what you do thanks

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Pay me $100 dollars first

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Want come out in a movie

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    I'm smarts in message therapy pro

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Fix spine Charlie hurts in back be friends and free message therapy kiropractor

  • @peterb2272
    @peterb2272 2 роки тому

    Wow that is some terrible editing

  • @joseluismariscalreyes148
    @joseluismariscalreyes148 3 роки тому

    Fix everyday I'll fix you free