Why Everyone SHOULD Be Afraid Of Flying | James Gregory

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  • Опубліковано 13 кві 2023
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  • @kayewortman8759
    @kayewortman8759 Місяць тому +6

    RIP James.. you will be missed

  • @galeyhouse8557
    @galeyhouse8557 Місяць тому +2

    I watch him over and over. He will be missed.

  • @lisaburks2
    @lisaburks2 Рік тому +13

    As always, made my day. Love him dearly

  • @johnschaefer2238
    @johnschaefer2238 Місяць тому +3

    RIP Junior always went to see him when he came to Charlotte so so funny🤣!

  • @davidcoleman6211
    @davidcoleman6211 Рік тому +14

    Great humor for everyone.

  • @scissors656
    @scissors656 Рік тому +16

    i learned this when i was 5 years old when my dad bought me a balsa wood airplane; and in mid flight the rubber band broke; and it fell apart...

  • @janwingo6372
    @janwingo6372 8 місяців тому +2

    He’s my favorite comedian

  • @joeblogs5163
    @joeblogs5163 Рік тому +14

    The flotation seats are dual purpose, strap it to your backside, so you can bounce out of a corn field 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrs.b6719
    @mrs.b6719 Рік тому +22

    I'm with him, I ain't getting on no plane. Never have, never will. And....BTW, James, this was so funny I'll never drink coffee again while listening to you!! Lol, came shooting out my nose and I almost choked to death 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏funny AF!!!

    • @billysikes1374
      @billysikes1374 10 місяців тому +1

      I'm 47, never been on a plane, Never will, I was getting up the nerve then watched Rain Man again

  • @RagdollRacingInc
    @RagdollRacingInc Рік тому +12

    Best comedian of all time

  • @mothership9207
    @mothership9207 2 місяці тому +2

    RIP James 😢

  • @timothypropst238
    @timothypropst238 9 місяців тому +4

    I’m not afraid of flying. I’m afraid of crashing!

  • @candyh9876
    @candyh9876 Рік тому +6

    Fill it up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I ain't getting on no plane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janicesullivan8942
    @janicesullivan8942 Рік тому +4

    The smallest plane I was on (Athens, GA to Atlanta, GA) was a 12 passenger prop plane. I prayed all the way looking at those props spinning.

  • @jerrycasanova953
    @jerrycasanova953 Рік тому +6

    😂😂😂
    hilarious

  • @rhondaeckard1456
    @rhondaeckard1456 Рік тому +3

    I love him!

  • @rawill1958
    @rawill1958 Рік тому +6

    Fill it up!!!

  • @grammybear4226
    @grammybear4226 Рік тому +7

    🐼 Big Panda Bear Hugs from a 69 yr old grandma in Texas, USA and by the way l'm subscribed and l hit Like. 🐼 ❤ 🎀 👍 🧚‍♂ 🐈

  • @geralddotson7301
    @geralddotson7301 Рік тому +3

    I don't like to leave anywhere where the last sign you see says "terminal".

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 Рік тому +4

    i always say that yeah more people die in car wrecks than do plane crashes... but at the same time, more people survive car wrecks than they do plane crashes

  • @NoName-ik2du
    @NoName-ik2du Рік тому +3

    That last joke feels frightening real. Surprised they just ask people what they weigh and trust them.
    I also believe they put in _less_ fuel the heavier the passengers are. Fuel has weight, too. They don't need a lot to get from A to B, so to save weight they'll start to cut back from a full tank if their passenger group is too heavy.

  • @Trezker
    @Trezker Рік тому +4

    I don't mind flying in principle. But I do mind the bad food and hours in an uncomfortable seat where I can't stretch because there's always a dang cart in the aisle selling stuff or serving the bad food!

  • @vivrowe2763
    @vivrowe2763 Рік тому +3

    Won't be getting on one these days.

  • @brianbullard8291
    @brianbullard8291 Місяць тому

    Miss ya James RIP

  • @Railfan4Life-wl8gc
    @Railfan4Life-wl8gc Рік тому +3

    Like George Carlins says the illusion of security

  • @kenhurley4441
    @kenhurley4441 Рік тому +1

    Funny!

  • @thomaspeacock7248
    @thomaspeacock7248 Рік тому +1

    Asking for a person's weight is so the plane can be balanced. Seriously. There is a small airline in Hawaii, Mokulele Air, that flies between Maui, Oahu, Molokai and perhaps one of the other islands using turbo prop 15 passenger planes.

  • @AngryRantsAndStuff
    @AngryRantsAndStuff Рік тому +1

    😁

  • @briankady1456
    @briankady1456 11 місяців тому +1

    That's Delta...D.E.L.T.A. = Don't Even Leave The Airport

  • @willquinndeb
    @willquinndeb 3 місяці тому

    just started seeing this guy on yt and funny part is there was a woman who lied about her weight when asked when boarding a small plane where balance is very important .. she was like 250 lbs and they asked how much she weighed and she said 100 lbs so they asked her to step on the scale they use for luggage to get her real weight... someone posted the video on tiktok and people were either angry they embarrassed her or angry at her for putting everyone at risk.. from tik tok went to news channels and they put it on yt lol .. no one wants to risk having anything go wrong because some lady is toooo vain to say what her real weight is. lol..