The CP Podcast: Perception vs Reality
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- What up! Living amongst "ancient" animals, did dragons ever exist? TV & Film vs books. We also discuss how our current perception of the world does not reflect with the reality of the past. Also a new discovery finds a new organ in the body.
CP @comediancp
Maye
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Music by @_simitre
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I’m currently listening on the Podcast app but I had to come drop my like and comment! HES A MANIAC! 🐸
“Tony. Look at me”
Yo….CP’s mind is a funny place. That man can make a joke and animate anything. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys are so clutch. I needed this to drop for me to get through my morning.
I LIVE for the CP opening 😂 never the same but always about the same person 😭
Quickly became one of my favorite podcasts & I'm a whole SQUADD fan. CPeeps👀
Same! I’m so glad I came to know CP through All Def
Imagine getting stomped and someone yells whoaooo whoaaa 🤣🤣🤣
I look forward every week to the CP Podcast! This was another great episode. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥰
Cp to Amir in his white tee: “you look happy 🤍” made my conspiracy ass morning 🖤🤣
“when i wake up in the morning love” 😂😭
Love The "Twilight Zone" "Outter Limits" type Intro.😁
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Appreciate this!
Chihuahuas are some straight bullies with big dog energy. I’m so sorry that happened to you Maye.
I would have kicked hiss ass for a field goal…phunk that !
The book is better because its always more detail and it's no time limit to tell the full story. A movie has two hours to tell a full story with multiple characters and events. Not possible.
I heard ancient people found mammoth skulls and thought they were a giant with one eye. And that's were cyclops come from
Yep, I've been taught similar. Skeletons will have you thinking WILD things because honestly, muscles and skin, hair/fur/feather, etc. really make the LOOK of an animal and person.
ELMIRA was her name.
"I'll love them and hug them and squeeze them and kiss them til they're all gone!!"
Tiny toons right?
@@GuerrillaNationTV Anamaniacs
“He’s a maniac at CVS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
DO NOT WATCH NOPE..IF IT AINT IN IMAX. NOPE is a masterpiece. I fell asleep the first 2 times as well CP watched it 4x. It’s simply incredible. That last 2 times I saw it as it was shot in IMAX WITH IMAX CAMERAS. Also the whole cast and Jordan Peele himself is telling you to go see it in IMAX. I applaud them for that spoiler
Why not watch it unless it's in IMAX? What's the difference? I saw it in a regular movie theater
Drop the CP emoji if you fuxx with this podcast heavy!
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I honestly was about to ask what the CP emoji was 🤣😂🤣 👀👀👀
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I am in tears about that cat story!! CP is too damn funny!! That cat was traumatized!!
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🤣🤣it’s the way he was swinging the cat in a circle
The only dogs I’ve ever had issues with are chihuahuas
Those the main ones that chase me when I go for a walk every day. I gotta time my walks for when they not outside
"you haven't watched the Wire!"
"I was like 6"
"So, you aren't still 6"
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Chihuahua, I have that as a grand dog. She is very protective of those few she's decided she likes, maybe 6. She nipped at my oldest daughter as she was putting a throw blanket over my legs. My daughter quickly smacked her. She hasn't nipped at her anymore.
You gotta knock hellfire out of those small dogs when they start acting up because if you don't, they WILL reek havoc on any and everything. They're way worse than bigger dogs that get a bad rep.
I could believe the pyramids being built to negate some effects of devastating storms, but what would be the reason for them to match up with astronomical constellations?
imagine what fossils you'll find in the ocean
have you checked out the Skinwalker Ranch- magnetic fields, ufo's & cattle mutilated. Love your podcast
So the homey thinks pyramids were built to protect people from natural disasters? The alignment of some pyramids with constellations and their narrow caverns inside don't suggest these were shelters from storms.
The mental visual of CP fighting a Chihuahua while maniac is playing in cvs... lol
Imma be laughing thinking about that 🤣🤣🤣
Fire podcast brother they can’t stop the movement
Askin sum 1 future wife “so u Don’t beat ur 🐈 “ Is maniac behavior
THIS PODCAST BORING AF! WITH JUST CP & MAYA GET SOME DAMN GUESTS
Before the video starts I automatically hit that like button!
I was like number 420 😆 very suiting
U dont beat ya cat? Went right over her head😭😭she aint get it
“ Did yAll know Dogs be feeling BaD? 😂😂😂
"Fasha" is is that lining you clean off of chicken legs 🤣
Love the podcast, y'all. From your "313 Auntie". What up doe!
My Michigan Brotha Cp..Let’s Goooo
NOTHER WEDNESDAY YALL HES A MANIAC MANIAC
Courageously hypothetical needs to be a t shirt plz.
Edit: matta fact nvm I’ll do it
Books to movies is apples and oranges. Two different mediums. A book is not trying to achieve the same as a movie. There's more detail, but more of a gray area for you to actually use your imagination to create what a movie puts into a box. That's why the best movies leave the ending up to your interpretation.
Kevin Hart: Amir your wearing white, NOT YOU!
I caught that bone thugs n harmony bar CP. I think I'm going to go play east 1999 later
Moved to Cali to pursue my aspirations and staying in my car for a few weeks. This is literally the only thing I watch everyday.
I respect the grind player! It’s gone pay off!
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You off of caffeine?
Always a good show!
it's easier to just upload your consciousness to another "organic shell". y'all should look into DARPA. love the show.
Is it easier
I love this podcast.
20th episode
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Y’all be forgetting to talk about conspiracies 😂 y’all still my favorite pod tho 😂
🎡🎡🎡🎡 Almost took me out🤣🤣🤣
"Everybody needs something. And no one knows that better than people who are always trying to sell something " - CP FOR MAYOR
There nothing too deep about the movie NOPE besides the black dude riding the horse 🐎 background story
Nope was confusing the story line made no since. The characters where good. I didn’t understand what the monkey, shoe, and kites , plastic characters with eyes was characters.
I was excited for "Nope" but I didn't enjoy it.i felt the theme could've been better. The concept of a certain type of alien was nice but it seemed rushed and vague.
I remember walking down the street from my old apt w my x
And this dog poked his head through the gate and bit my bandaged leg.
My x socked the shit out of the dog in the face until he went down then dropped a huge rock on his back
The owner immediately came out trying to get the dog away avoiding our questions to contact her for the bite. It was a huge German shepherd she had behind a flimsy wooden gate.
People to worried about who made the movie to say they like it. Nope was worse then i thought it would be.
The girl on Animaniacs was Elmira!
Elmira was on Tiny Tunes!
@@bridgetmoore6126 Oh Damn. You're Right! She Was!
@@bridgetmoore6126 was it Mindy?
Tiny Toons
My theory of dragons we were around when dinosaurs were around a flying dinosaur turned thunderstorm lightning strikes the ground starts a fire fire breathing dinosaur dragon. Not true but it makes sense this is what makes me a good liar AKA fabricator
A rabid animal is strong as fuck and they dont go down easy, i heard stories of beatimg them with bats and they still keep charging
Wow Maye really just shouted out Colt State Park thats crazy. I live in Bristol!
Mmaayyyyeeeee….a bear is NOT OKAY, had one on my back porch and it was HUGE
Mya's Maine coon would have at that little dog up, it's already 3x larger than a Chihuahua
Actually maya rabies can be dormant in your system for 10 day to 2 year in rare cases
i respect miya for that cvs sich
White t-shirt 🤨 that ain’t Amir body snatchers got ‘em 😂😂😂
all my chihuahua did was sleep all day and avoid the outdoors lol
Kinda disappointed only a small part of the podcast was focused on the title.
Please look up lady was attacked by fox infested with rabies
I respect the kablam reference
Can’t wait to see you at the Cleveland Improv!!!
See that's why I don't F with ANY Chihuahuas !!!
You kinda look like a young Michael Jackson today lol
Gonna dive into GOT.... I am intrigued.
Walking dead book was way better than the show
I saw a huge gator today in Louisiana had to be 12 ft
Maye there's an anime about ballroom dancing. When you was talking about releasing the fascia for more flexibility, it reminded me of a scene where one of the dancers separated the shoulder blades of another dancer so he can be more loose.
I went and found the clip. Start at the 1:30 mark
ua-cam.com/video/MHDisPPwKc8/v-deo.html
haHA! This nigga just randomly started rappin Bone Thugs songs! This nigga mind be everywhere!
Shit stressful bruh
I remember when I first got my rot she bit me I bit her back she put her hand over her chest like sir did you just bite me🤣🤣
Baby just confused LMAO 🤣 😅 😂
@@ChristinaQueenHeart i swear 😂😂
@@skeezent3791 lol did she ever bite you again lol?
@@MrRichmarc not even playfully she wasn't fuckin with me no more lol
I was bit by a neighbors toy poodle as a kid
If we start turning ppl back on the rapture is gonna start. God gon be fed tf up with us.
Elmyra squeezed the animals
My dog and children got in trouble
Still to this day I wish I could get covid and a free 14 days off of work...
Listen, I avoided that joint for 2.5 years. My son went to school for 2 days and brought that shit home and EVERYBODY got it. That time off was HORRIBLE and I am pregnant. It was not worth it and I lost my actual planned time off to lay in bed feeling like I was melting.
@@ChristinaQueenHeart I live with a school teacher.. none of us ever got it 🤷🏾♂️. I doubt it exists we just live in a country full of hypochondriacs
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Detroit in here 🙌🏾
Excellent food choices CP
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We need REGGIE BO!!!
big ass eyes and hate reading that's like Spiderman hate to climb up walls lol
Yo CP, that yah yah I got you lol!
I waited a day for this.
😂😂😂 live in Florida my whole life it’s not that bad at all 😂 and hurricane Partys are fun 🤷🏾♂️. A bear 🐻 tho y’all tripping
Books are better.
Rod Serling
Kablam was the shit
I checked out Mya page , she’s dope.
Yo bruh, CP said CP so many times it felt like subtle brainwashing Lol😵💫
“ you don’t beat yo cat? “
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lmaooo i thawt u were gon say A WHITE...WOMAN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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