Politically Incorrect Doctors. Danny Johnson - Full Special

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  • @roguecyphernetwork2938
    @roguecyphernetwork2938 3 роки тому +213

    A Comedian that can actually make you laugh out loud is a good Comedian. "Chusky" Johnson was up to the task. Worth the watch.

    • @neillconroy2183
      @neillconroy2183 2 роки тому +1

      Chusky Johnson should be Boorish, not Danny. I admit that he came up with the name, but it really, really hits Himself, the British PM.

  • @reneeskutt7064
    @reneeskutt7064 3 роки тому +345

    I love DryBar! The comedians are topnotch and consistently funny. The humor is clean and each act stands on its own. I often share DryBar with my friends. Quality stuff! A big thank you for making me laugh in an uncertain world!

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 роки тому +17

      Because we surely need to have something to keep us away from the news!!

    • @victoriaadeniji2050
      @victoriaadeniji2050 3 роки тому +19

      Well said! :) they are clean and I love that about them. It is so hard to find nowadays.

    • @izabelazielak8963
      @izabelazielak8963 3 роки тому +1

      Diese fiese Lacher...ich vermute alle zahlen mit falsch Geld?!i:/)))

    • @kristianknelsen9416
      @kristianknelsen9416 3 роки тому +14

      I mean dirty jokes with comedians aren’t always bad but it’s nice to have fully clean comedians

    • @dverygrateful1
      @dverygrateful1 2 роки тому +1

      Not all

  • @rebeccapaquette9203
    @rebeccapaquette9203 2 роки тому +383

    I don't want to brag, but I can still fit into the same size earrings I wore in high school.

    • @DJ_NY718
      @DJ_NY718 Рік тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @iowegian7496
      @iowegian7496 Рік тому +8

      11mo. later, but that was funny 😊

    • @caroler01
      @caroler01 Рік тому +9

      That is funny.

    • @caseygroves
      @caseygroves Рік тому +5

      Good delivery. You’ve just created your first joke in a larger show (that’s a sideways Star Wars reference there).

    • @teresajeno6601
      @teresajeno6601 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @ferengiprofiteer9145
    @ferengiprofiteer9145 3 роки тому +248

    Dry Bar Comedy is a "must have" on your subscribed list.
    Good, clean, funny!
    THANK YOU!
    The most pleasant way to get ahead of commercials on Dish TV.

    • @walterstanford8162
      @walterstanford8162 2 роки тому +6

      It's clean because one of there rules is your not allowed to cuss

    • @nancyhowell4505
      @nancyhowell4505 2 роки тому +8

      @@walterstanford8162 And I'm sooo happy for that! One place of clean comedy in the vastness of the Internet.

  • @hopethompson7461
    @hopethompson7461 3 роки тому +102

    My first time hearing this comedian. Had me laughing the whole show.. Thank you Dry Bar for clean comedy.

    • @annegeeraerts1669
      @annegeeraerts1669 2 роки тому +8

      He was funny, wasn't he! Sometimes it takes them a while to warm up and feel comfortable. This guy was batting a thousand right off. He actually made me laugh out loud! 🤣

    • @jamiemiller7316
      @jamiemiller7316 2 роки тому +2

      I agree, he was great.

  • @rainbowbrite980
    @rainbowbrite980 3 роки тому +44

    I recently discovered this channel and Danny Johnson is by far the funniest of them all. So hilarious. Watched it three times. Bring him back!

    • @Solutions3000
      @Solutions3000 3 роки тому +2

      Discovering this channel is a good thing.

  • @miramirror9382
    @miramirror9382 3 роки тому +310

    I get that comment all the time. "You carry it well for being 200lb." I am a farmer and I enjoy my food, but I also carry my weight in Haybails to feed my animals.

    • @nicolecopland461
      @nicolecopland461 3 роки тому +31

      Muscle weighs a lot. I learn need that carrying hay bales daily from 8 to18. And bags of grain, and oats....

    • @swayzocrazo4398
      @swayzocrazo4398 3 роки тому +13

      We all different soem need to be big some need to be small

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue 3 роки тому +9

      My daddy used to say that I could carry more weight. I guess Daddy mistook me for a pack mule.

    • @peggyharris5861
      @peggyharris5861 3 роки тому

      @@nicolecopland461 1

    • @peggyharris5861
      @peggyharris5861 3 роки тому

      @@nicolecopland461 ¹

  • @bcaye
    @bcaye 3 роки тому +46

    I'm 56.
    I've been working as a healthcare professional for 35 years.
    I have arthritis in my hips, knees and ankles.
    I'm 4'11" with a 44G breast size.
    My health is pretty good when I'm not having an asthma exacerbation.
    Just come at me with comments about how I should be running, lol. I took care of that in my 4 years service with the USN, thank you very much!

    • @ericdavis2928
      @ericdavis2928 3 роки тому +5

      I'm 46 250 and did enuf running on active military duty

    • @ladywytch129
      @ladywytch129 3 роки тому +14

      Honey... please don't run. You will knock yourself unconscious!

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +6

      @@ladywytch129 Warning- Boob and Whiplash! Proceed with Caution Please ⚠️

    • @lealamb9713
      @lealamb9713 3 роки тому +6

      This is a comedy how do you get serious and talk about yourself. So odd and narcissistic

    • @mowmowkitty5915
      @mowmowkitty5915 3 роки тому +1

      I learned a long time ago to throw those babies over my shoulders and tie them behind my neck like a halter top. If someone is chasing you with a chain saw you will too.

  • @red4power1
    @red4power1 3 роки тому +90

    This guy is super funny!!! I hope he gets famous, he deserves it!

  • @michaelduprey1945
    @michaelduprey1945 2 роки тому +9

    Dry bar comedy is the greatest once I start watching One comedian I can watch all day long and just sit here and laugh. I am so happy that I found dry bar comedy a couple years ago and I just cannot get enough of it so we need more

  • @user-jy1md7vk1w
    @user-jy1md7vk1w Рік тому +9

    Your Fitbit joke just got me in trouble at a campground for laughing out loud during quiet hours!!! 🤣

  • @detoqueville1
    @detoqueville1 3 роки тому +25

    Thank you to DRYBAR!! You guys make lockdown tolerable!!! I may have to do a connecting flight in Utah (after Covid)!!!!

  • @spritemarie
    @spritemarie 3 роки тому +93

    This guy was funny! We laughed out loud so many times. I would love to hear more from him.

    • @EvolvementEras
      @EvolvementEras 3 роки тому +4

      I almost shot my ice tea all over my phone about four different times this guy is so hysterical!

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 роки тому +5

      Me too!! He is delightful!!

  • @VickiGagliardiLLC
    @VickiGagliardiLLC 3 роки тому +48

    I am dying at the rice cake and plain yogurt bit! 🤣😂😅😆

  • @ashleycollins1325
    @ashleycollins1325 3 роки тому +133

    "We are going to work on you getting back down to overweight" oh my goodness "Chuckskie" is my word of the day

    • @Joshua-bx1mt
      @Joshua-bx1mt 3 роки тому +16

      Chusky

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +4

      @@Joshua-bx1mt so--- as a female I'm a Chuskette?

    • @jayg1438
      @jayg1438 3 роки тому +6

      @@peachmelba9333 there is/ was an actual size category for boys clothes called Husky. It was a 1970-1990s euphemism for 'fat'.

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +2

      @@jayg1438 yeah one of my sons wore them until puberty hit!

    • @Joshua-bx1mt
      @Joshua-bx1mt 3 роки тому

      @@peachmelba9333 No, you're beautiful

  • @Earthy9025
    @Earthy9025 3 роки тому +220

    “I am the hamburglar” 😂

    • @AutisticThinker
      @AutisticThinker 3 роки тому +3

      ^^^ Keto -50lbs in 9 months

    • @kipthearcticfox5124
      @kipthearcticfox5124 3 роки тому +3

      Wye would you steal ham, bacon is way more profitable

    • @erictakahashi7674
      @erictakahashi7674 3 роки тому

      @@AutisticThinker ekkkk kk jnjrnttn m inioiiiiiiiii

    • @doreenkozelka8486
      @doreenkozelka8486 3 роки тому +2

      THE BEST!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashleywilson3419
      @ashleywilson3419 3 роки тому +1

      That is funny especially since one of the McDonald’s characters is the hamburgler

  • @queencarter3048
    @queencarter3048 3 роки тому +23

    This channel never let's me down! He is hysterical!

  • @jamieshelton274
    @jamieshelton274 3 роки тому +105

    This guy's so funny I choked on my bacon! LOL 😅

  • @tugadog9178
    @tugadog9178 3 роки тому +30

    Very entertaining! Like your presentation style and timing. Great confidence and audience engaging. Well. Done Sir.

  • @jennifermenth-pavel1260
    @jennifermenth-pavel1260 3 роки тому +69

    That guy is hysterical, one of the funniest ones yet!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @iamaflowercat
      @iamaflowercat 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah. And he deliver it very well, no exaggerating in expression, calm and funny.

    • @siriusa6235
      @siriusa6235 3 роки тому +1

      Smile worthy.

  • @truthlove1114
    @truthlove1114 3 роки тому +32

    Lmao ‘never a bad time for bacon or cake’

    • @bbundy1983
      @bbundy1983 7 місяців тому

      That had me rolling

  • @dkbrinlee
    @dkbrinlee Рік тому +27

    Being someone that works in surgery, even being overweight makes it much more difficult doing any surgery and the risks go up a lot. Healing, positioning, keeping you safe.

    • @zoolucinka
      @zoolucinka Рік тому

      Yes, as a diabetic and asthmatic the risks go up for me as well because of that. Will you also complain because of that? I mean how people dare expect you to do your job without being offended that you need to put some extra effort ( as we all do in our jobs)

    • @karenlowes7802
      @karenlowes7802 Рік тому

      Yes Dr. In a perfect world ...

    • @slc1161
      @slc1161 Рік тому +6

      Wow. As a retired nurse who worked critical care areas and surgery, if you are that offended, maybe you need to look for another job. I’m not saying it’s not hard to deal with morbidly obese patients in your area, but you aren’t the one consistently moving this type of patient. Nurses like me are. Before you judge, walk a mile in their shoes. I had to medically retire early because of the damage to my bones from a rare type of arthritis. I didn’t complain when I worked crazy hours. And patients don’t succeed in weight loss when being judged.

    • @dkbrinlee
      @dkbrinlee Рік тому +4

      @@slc1161 I’m not offended at all. We do fat people, bone racking thin patients, etc. just making the comment it doesn’t help the cause if they are morbidly obese. I work 2 jobs at 2 different facilities in surgery. Fat people and unhealthy people keep us in business. I am sorry you beat yourself up to the point you had to retire at an early age due to your body breaking down. That is terrible.
      I will say it is their fault they are morbidly obese of course. Taxing our bodies to take care of their lack and neglect of taking care of themselves.

    • @balagadoo
      @balagadoo Рік тому +2

      @@zoolucinka you’re comparing apples to oranges. your condition is entirely out of your control and I’m sorry you have to suffer, but most (not all) overweight people simply don’t exercise or have healthy diets and those are things they can control

  • @virusj8359
    @virusj8359 3 роки тому +65

    “Are you sure” lmfao that part killed me lmfao

    • @ashleywilson3419
      @ashleywilson3419 3 роки тому +2

      Yes dummy I’m sure unless the meat is invisible

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +4

      My wife had a "meatless Big Mac" expecting it'd have veggie patties but nope -- they just omitted the meat & charged same as a Big Mac!

    • @mamamoon65
      @mamamoon65 3 роки тому +1

      @@NatandGeorge that's just wrong.

  • @ebaydrbrads
    @ebaydrbrads 3 роки тому +64

    @2:35 thought he was gonna say, "I haven't been overweight since high school". Chunky + husky = chusky but husky + chunky = hunky! Overweights unite!

    • @Gardureth
      @Gardureth 3 роки тому +4

      Deaaaaaaaammmm!

    • @MsMookalate
      @MsMookalate 3 роки тому +2

      I still wish your comment was pinned and have the most likes. It's the best

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +1

      And then tackle and sit on them!

  • @Myamou
    @Myamou 3 роки тому +24

    Try explaining to a doctor how you broke a rib while you were sleeping. LOL

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 2 роки тому +29

    When I was fat, I used to call myself, "Famine Resistant".

  • @glennshark4487
    @glennshark4487 3 роки тому +72

    I totally agree with this dry heaving funny man. I am not inspired by people working out that don't look like they EVER needed to work out.

  • @redfish2229
    @redfish2229 3 роки тому +28

    Im so stupid😂😂....i was laughing so hard i drooled n dint even realize it😂😂😂

  • @nancyanderson6404
    @nancyanderson6404 3 роки тому +26

    I loved it you're so funny. I needed some good laughing tonight. It gives me happy dreams instead of nightmares.

  • @emiliadavis8247
    @emiliadavis8247 3 роки тому +56

    Sooo funny!! " I can't wait to be overweight again. It's gonna be so much fun." "Oh he's so chusky, I just wanna get in there and nibble on his second neck." 😄😁😂🤣😂

  • @cB-my5db
    @cB-my5db 3 роки тому +20

    He was very funny!
    It was non-stop
    laughs for me!😂
    I would like to hear more of him!!

  • @reenieager4243
    @reenieager4243 3 роки тому +17

    Couldn't stop laughing. He's so GOOD. He's so Funny. Thank you for your humour!!

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

  • @lifeandtheuniverse42
    @lifeandtheuniverse42 3 роки тому +13

    I had the exact same Big Mac experience many years ago- it was surreal.

  • @kookiemonster7994
    @kookiemonster7994 Рік тому +4

    This was very entertaining, hilarious, love it. Love the fact that he uses clean humor. Keep on buddy, good stuff.

  • @timothyevans4323
    @timothyevans4323 3 роки тому +32

    At 275 lbs, I identify with this guy completely.

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 3 роки тому +3

      Do you carry it well? I don't. Lolol

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +3

      Back then I had a kid ask ME- Are you a man, woman or Pregnant? OOOH I wanted to tell Junior to go play in traffic- but Mama raised Me to be a Lady- no matter what!

  • @BamaDan197319
    @BamaDan197319 2 роки тому +11

    There's overweight, obese, morbidly obese and another step up. I had emergency hernia surgery in 2020. I was about 310 at the time. I got a copy of my surgery report and saw I was described as a Super Morbidly Obese 47 year old male. Great! I'm so fat I'm a super hero. Slower than a speeding turtle. Less powerful than than Grandma with a broken foot, barely able to leap over a broom in a single bound. Look, over by the pie! It's a herd! He's in pain! It's Super Morbidly Obese Man!

  • @campbellhouse6569
    @campbellhouse6569 Рік тому +8

    My baby doctor yelled out my weight down the hall to the nurse during my 2nd pregnancy visit. I got a new doc for my third and final pregnancy.

  • @junelledembroski9183
    @junelledembroski9183 3 роки тому +90

    If doctors aren’t telling you what’s wrong with you they aren’t doctors.

    • @ashleywilson3419
      @ashleywilson3419 3 роки тому +7

      They don’t always know for certain what is wrong with you

    • @rurome2151
      @rurome2151 3 роки тому +10

      Remember... they’re just practicing...

    • @angellj9639
      @angellj9639 3 роки тому +2

      True

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 3 роки тому +1

      @Sarah Alderman yup

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +1

      Practicing ? Years and Years of Doctoring and they still haven't got IT right?

  • @rondawohl3562
    @rondawohl3562 2 роки тому +16

    I made the big mistake of eating a bowl of soup while watching this -- I feared I was going to spit up my dinner about 14 times! This guy is nonstop hilarious!!! Thank you for the laughs I've so badly needed -- the best cure all!! Now I can't stop smiling!! And it feels so good!!!

  • @Im.just.me.
    @Im.just.me. 3 роки тому +42

    I was laughing myself into tears this entire show. One of the funniest stand ups I’ve seen in a long time. 🙌🏼❤️

    • @jacquelinedavis4955
      @jacquelinedavis4955 3 роки тому

      Republicans aren't real people on drybar is another great one

  • @Angel-yl1ck
    @Angel-yl1ck 3 роки тому +52

    I started eating yogurt and gained 10 pounds. That was with giving up beer, chips, ice cream, and cake... I really needed Danny today. I'm going back to eating all my favorites and be "chusky" too.

    • @ahashdahnagila6884
      @ahashdahnagila6884 3 роки тому +1

      @Angel
      What did you do? Buy a whole quart-size container of yogurt and put it in your freezer?
      (And then eat the whole thing as "frozen yogurt", in a single sitting?)
      (That could explain the weight gain. Reckon?)

    • @alishaygan9844
      @alishaygan9844 3 роки тому +5

      milk is designed to make an infant or baby mammal double it’s weight and grow as quickly as possible. eating concentrated milk is telling your body that it needs to grow and gain weight. go vegan/vegetarian and you can eat as much as you want

    • @terryisaac8195
      @terryisaac8195 3 роки тому +7

      We feed livestock grasses, hay and grains to bulk them up for slaughter so that we can eat them. A two thousand pound bovine has never eaten any meat products. So much for being strictly vegetarian. It's about the quantity of feed that you stuff in your pie-hole. You can start exercising by using your arms to slide your butt back from the table.

    • @libbyworkman1666
      @libbyworkman1666 3 роки тому +6

      @Angel Fruit flavored yogurt can have a ton of calories and lots of sugar. Read the ingredients list.

    • @anonmitty8250
      @anonmitty8250 3 роки тому +4

      @@terryisaac8195 thanks for the laugh you can use your arms to move your butt back....

  • @fredscott413
    @fredscott413 3 роки тому +7

    I needed this today,thank you.

  • @msvvero
    @msvvero 3 роки тому +48

    Dang. That was a great set.

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 3 роки тому

      Woah! You look like him! if you had the same hair distribution it would be uncanny

  • @sharoncooper1156
    @sharoncooper1156 3 роки тому +22

    He’s great, laughed out loud!

  • @shanedivix9306
    @shanedivix9306 3 роки тому +5

    His set got better and better. Great job

  • @nathaliekohlman3252
    @nathaliekohlman3252 2 роки тому +4

    great relaxed natural effortless style. Love his stories about the doctors visit, the 5k experience, his crown with his onion ring. hilarious!

  • @accidental-life
    @accidental-life 3 роки тому +28

    I have Epilepsy and that joke made me laugh so hard!!! Good stuff! 👍

    • @sudhakhristmukti1930
      @sudhakhristmukti1930 3 роки тому +5

      May the Lord Jesus heal your epilepsy...in His name I pray..Amen.

    • @accidental-life
      @accidental-life 3 роки тому

      @@sudhakhristmukti1930 that made me laugh as hard as the joke.

    • @accidental-life
      @accidental-life 3 роки тому

      @@sudhakhristmukti1930 thanks tho.

  • @susanhodson3235
    @susanhodson3235 Рік тому +4

    What's really wrong is they don't even care what caused the obesity. My spine was damaged at age 19. I'm permanently disabled. I can still walk. I've enough on my plate. Well when you cannot move much that first year you gain weight. You have to eat to survive. But you have to heal and recover from the damage. I also had serious problems with extremely high blood pressure. Every time I tried to do anything I would almost pass out. I had a lot of physical obstacles to get through to even be able to exercise. After multiple conditions occurred I was doing physical therapy during the whole time. So, now I gage my health by how I'm feeling. Not a weight number. I've been steady in between 10 pound fluctuations for decades now. Until my mother died. I gained more weight. Now I'm just trying to get rid of that. I pay attention to how I feel, not my weight. But my weight is steady and slowly going down.

  • @rorobyn10
    @rorobyn10 3 роки тому +20

    I Love this guy, he's so funny!!!!! And hey I'm a long distance runner!!!! He's great!

    • @PragmaticPen
      @PragmaticPen 11 місяців тому

      Okay..., but do you eat bacon?

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag 3 роки тому +13

    I cracked up watching this, great set. 👍🏽😄

  • @jacobj.3940
    @jacobj.3940 2 роки тому +2

    I really enjoy this channel!! 👍
    I appreciate the quality videos they put out. I agree. The comedians are consistently kind, great at their profession, and funny!!
    I remember when I first started watching these stand-up videos on this channel . . .(recommended to me by UA-cam). . .I gave it a try and now I can't stop watching them. Haha... I tune in everyday. Everyday I watch a couple videos, and I get to experience different styles and view points with the variety of comedians that perform. I get to know these comedians that I didn't know before and it makes my day. I start my day with a laugh 😃 thank you, Dry Bar!!

  • @mistiinseattle
    @mistiinseattle Рік тому +3

    Thanks. Hard to find a good comedian who keeps it clean!!! 😂

  • @kimdavid4406
    @kimdavid4406 3 роки тому +33

    "It's run by Tony Horton, the anti-Christ." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +3

      actually, Burger King bought Tim Hortons. BK is the antichrist. Tim Horton is a hockey god!

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому

      Tony Horton isn't the Anti- Christ; he's the Pro- Canuck! But bring Me a Coffee anyway!

    • @AngelicosRaiden
      @AngelicosRaiden 3 роки тому +2

      Guys, Tim Horton and Tony Horton ARE NOT THE SAME GUY!

  • @Jules-dn9jl
    @Jules-dn9jl 3 роки тому +15

    Truly great comic. Does it in such an understated way. Brilliant!!!! Love the timing.

  • @MikeAcousticMusic
    @MikeAcousticMusic 3 роки тому +6

    Every now and then but this one was good
    Much appreciated!

  • @saintpearl5429
    @saintpearl5429 3 роки тому +10

    29:15 no joke I actually once accidentally poked myself with the point of a compass. That cut was small but deep.

  • @alexiscook607
    @alexiscook607 7 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I enjoyed Danny. He had me in tears on several of his jokes.

  • @rdreider
    @rdreider 2 місяці тому +1

    Love this video!!! Thank you Brother!!!❤️

  • @ashleytrueblood2200
    @ashleytrueblood2200 3 роки тому +7

    This guy is so honest and hilarious.

  • @sunnyperez1273
    @sunnyperez1273 3 роки тому +10

    Love the layers of survival!

    • @JohnSmith-ls3um
      @JohnSmith-ls3um 3 роки тому

      I had a buddy who would say in survival situations, the fat get skinny and the skinny die. 😂

  • @chrisameen9981
    @chrisameen9981 7 місяців тому +2

    He is just hilarious… thanks for the giggles.

  • @jillianguilford5191
    @jillianguilford5191 3 роки тому +6

    related to so much of this. I've done the exercise dvds all except the doritos. Thanks for the upgrade idea

    • @michellebarnhill5130
      @michellebarnhill5130 3 роки тому

      I never had great luck with the videos workouts. I had the best results using a recumbent exercise bike, I put on a comedy on DVD, and thoroughly enjoyed it. No stress on my knees and back, was great!

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 3 роки тому +77

    I hate workplace competitions. You think you're doing ok until the department's marathon runner retroactively fills in all her steps at the end of the competition and blows everyone out of the water. So not fair. Not everyone can run 20 miles a day, Sharon. Geez.

    • @Solutions3000
      @Solutions3000 3 роки тому +6

      😅"Sharon". Every workplace seems to have one.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 роки тому +3

      @@Solutions3000 & a Karen (thus the "Karen" meme)

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +3

      Mine had a Susan- snide and supercillious to the inth degree!

    • @DandyLion.Wishes
      @DandyLion.Wishes 2 роки тому

      🤔Hmmm, Sharon rhymes with Karen so...

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 2 роки тому

      @@DandyLion.Wishes True, but I also used to work with a runner named Sharon, even though this story wasn't specifically about her.

  • @maddierubino176
    @maddierubino176 3 роки тому +6

    This was one of the funniest sets i’ve ever watched!!! He’s great, keep it up!

  • @mbaratucci13
    @mbaratucci13 3 роки тому +12

    His dry humor is hysterical!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kathybernetich9245
    @kathybernetich9245 2 роки тому +2

    Outstanding routine, great delivery, endearing personality! Thanks for the fun!

  • @NANDOFFDataRecovery
    @NANDOFFDataRecovery 2 роки тому +1

    Absolute Gold.. I love having these videos on while I work.

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser9988 3 роки тому +28

    Sweet tea is the best water ever!

  • @debralynnpaxton5238
    @debralynnpaxton5238 3 роки тому +10

    Love it ! "Chusky" :D ♥ Hilarious routine :D

  • @jumpnjiminycricket
    @jumpnjiminycricket 3 роки тому +22

    Hey..."Chusky" folks unite!

  • @miriaml.150
    @miriaml.150 3 роки тому +3

    Fantastic! Loved his original material and delivery! 😊👍

  • @nancyanderson6404
    @nancyanderson6404 3 роки тому +66

    We need a fat guy on the screen talking to us saying "okay you and I are both fat let's work together at this see which one of us gives up first."

    • @peachmelba9333
      @peachmelba9333 3 роки тому +1

      Technically after Bariatric surgery I Am" Overweight"- has Doctor Ducki-Poo given up on me? Nope he's hoping for "Normal"- I've gone from a DD to an anemic B- does He want no Boobs at all? But I guess " Insulting us" one of the Fellowships after Doctor School 🏫?

    • @anaruiz6036
      @anaruiz6036 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly we do. I always feel shitty looking at them just going and I’m struggling with my 3 push-ups 😂

  • @barbaramoran8690
    @barbaramoran8690 3 роки тому +15

    This is a Hoot!

  • @jayg1438
    @jayg1438 3 роки тому +8

    Funny how Husky and Chubby could be combined for Hubby, which is fitting 😅

  • @jaesiraki84
    @jaesiraki84 2 роки тому +6

    🤣🤣🤣 God, I love Dry Bar Comedy specials. Lol. 😂 😂

  • @WriterSeasonReason
    @WriterSeasonReason 3 роки тому +21

    This guy is funny…I’d comment more, but I need my nap before I don’t exercise. Seriously, his timing is so good I made a sandwich between pauses on his delivery. I want to see more of him…give or take a pound or two.

  • @theshawnmccown
    @theshawnmccown Рік тому +4

    I had that happen at Panera Bread. Got home 25 minutes away with my order to feed the family and my sandwich had no meat. Everyone else's sandwich had meat but mine. I called them and they acted like I was trying to scam them for a free sandwich. I told them I didn't want a free sandwich but they needed to look into it and see what could possibly go wrong in the process. The manager was really sarcastic. I could almost hear her eyes roll through the phone.
    I mean, how do you forget the meat? Mayo? Sure. Cheese? Of course. But meat? Really?

  • @carolwilliams8281
    @carolwilliams8281 11 місяців тому +2

    Funny funny man! Id like to see more of him.

  • @flyingfingers62
    @flyingfingers62 11 місяців тому +4

    My favorite line that really cracks me up: "Just the opposite, if you get a fry in your onion rings, you're a little mad about it, you know. It's a waste of space. You're up at the counter, 'Where's the manager!!?' My crown falls off. I don't want to talk about it." 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @loisenolp4746
    @loisenolp4746 3 роки тому +5

    Okay I straight up peed when he did the Claritin joke. Omg. 😂🤣

  • @hartnurz
    @hartnurz 3 роки тому +6

    I SO love this!!

  • @BeComingNyrell
    @BeComingNyrell 3 роки тому +6

    “Guys thank you have a nice night”
    Me: Aw man that’s it?!
    He was GOOD!

  • @PammieGonzalez
    @PammieGonzalez Рік тому +2

    I love that fit bit joke about the dog.😊 The women with the dryer story...wow. I think she did use more calories thinking about it!!

  • @luciac.419
    @luciac.419 Рік тому +2

    The blood pressure machine 🤣🤣🤣 that was kinda me not too long ago... the calf puncher 😂😂🦸

  • @cindystafford2011
    @cindystafford2011 3 роки тому +12

    My doctor weighs everyone in the waiting room!!!

    • @necoragha65
      @necoragha65 3 роки тому +1

      Ouch, I would not go to that doctor.

  • @sunnyperez1273
    @sunnyperez1273 3 роки тому +9

    love the hamburgler joke!

  • @susanlong552
    @susanlong552 2 роки тому +6

    Right before suggesting weight loss surgery my doctor said, “Let’s talk about the elephant in the room”

  • @metacomet2066
    @metacomet2066 3 роки тому +21

    Burger King and the crown... yep!

  • @arianekelly2633
    @arianekelly2633 3 роки тому +6

    I too lose it when there is a fry in my onion ring space. 😊

  • @roxweinzel7436
    @roxweinzel7436 3 роки тому +2

    Fabulous. I belly laughed. Appreciated.

  • @lancethrustworthy
    @lancethrustworthy 3 роки тому +9

    "Danny Johnson....GOOD!"
    - Frankenstein's monster

  • @AshleyMintz
    @AshleyMintz 3 роки тому +8

    Omg he's funnyyyyy! Laughed the whole time!

  • @braeutchen41
    @braeutchen41 3 роки тому +7

    There IS a recipe on google for bacon PIE......no kidding
    Its very pretty when it comes out of the oven, but I can't figure where all that liquid fat goes.😳 it's all browned and crunchy looking top and bottom,
    But I've never prepared it myself.....😬

  • @mk45gunnr25
    @mk45gunnr25 3 роки тому +17

    Dude is hilarious!

  • @johnnysewardjr3319
    @johnnysewardjr3319 3 роки тому +2

    One of my favorite comics this year

  • @mikemegadeth4110
    @mikemegadeth4110 3 роки тому +9

    As someone who has issues gaining weight I understand your pain

  • @bolotabr12
    @bolotabr12 3 роки тому +41

    I think we all can relate with him

    • @mandielou
      @mandielou 3 роки тому +3

      Who says? You? FYI you don't speak for everyone.

    • @meghantheeggdispenser4931
      @meghantheeggdispenser4931 3 роки тому +11

      @@mandielou Good grief, Amanda! Maybe a walk would help.

    • @nobodyimportant5417
      @nobodyimportant5417 3 роки тому +6

      @@mandielou wow. You're a treat, Amanda. Maybe a visit to the psychiatrist is in order.

    • @silverlawz3510
      @silverlawz3510 3 роки тому +5

      @@mandielou Look, shut up liberal. You're pretty much the new Karen already. Just because it's near the end of the month does not mean you have to lash out at people.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 3 роки тому +2

      @@mandielou Easy. Your trolling gave "Silver Lawz" an political seizure. I bet they are washing their underpants right now. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cindystafford2011
    @cindystafford2011 3 роки тому +4

    My doctors office weighs everyone in the WAITING ROOM

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 3 роки тому

      Do you think bg you might ask him/her to move the scale to a more discreet area?? Good luck with that!! Lol

  • @tigq1430
    @tigq1430 3 роки тому +12

    How many people have an ace of hearts as a tattoo, awesome!