Gas Thief Alan | Two and a Half Men

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  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 6 місяців тому +167

    Honestly, Charlie is 1000% justified here.
    Alan has lived there rent free for YEARS and this is one of the only times Charlie has ever asked him for money and he penny pinches him every step of the way. Charlie was even whilling to let Alan get away with stealing his gas lol

    • @thomasmcnamara3232
      @thomasmcnamara3232 6 місяців тому +12

      Charlie ruined Alan. He slept with his lawyer at the worst time. They deserve each other.

    • @legendaryjimbob7685
      @legendaryjimbob7685 6 місяців тому +23

      @@thomasmcnamara3232 Nah. Alan failing to grow spine and getting even slightly competent lawyer is what ruined him. The lawyer Charlie slept with, costed Alan nothing but her fees and the fees Alan had to pay to the new lawyer.

    • @JKaturamu
      @JKaturamu 6 місяців тому +5

      Charlie slept with Alan’s lawyer so Alan cannot afford to move out or any decent income. Plus Charlie could have at least help Alan find a place and Alan does not make Charlie’s kind of money

    • @michaelfragoso6572
      @michaelfragoso6572 6 місяців тому +9

      @@thomasmcnamara3232Alan should’ve gotten a male lawyer

    • @livviepayne8849
      @livviepayne8849 6 місяців тому +12

      Alan is a leech, team charlie.

  • @59771006
    @59771006 6 місяців тому +29

    “Just for grins say “Help me my head’s on fire””

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 6 місяців тому +53

    2:08 This was honestly a long time coming… and *completely* appropriate.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 6 місяців тому +29

    The way Charlie puts the lighter back into the "holster". 🤠

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 6 місяців тому +3

      Au au au 😂

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 5 місяців тому +1

      It is physically impossible for a man to hold that kind of lighter and not holster it after use.

    • @starcorpsstudios
      @starcorpsstudios 4 місяці тому +1

      Kind of like Jango Fett

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 6 місяців тому +53

    This was one of Alan's most insufferable moments and one of the worst examples of him being cheap.

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474 6 місяців тому +75

    Alan has some nerve asking Charlie to pay him back $38 after Alan has lived there for years, not paying a dime to Charlie. Alan was so pathetic with his extreme cheapness.

    • @jpsailorallaboardmatey461
      @jpsailorallaboardmatey461 6 місяців тому +5

      Haha you ain't wrong on that!

    • @ps6474
      @ps6474 6 місяців тому +4

      @@jpsailorallaboardmatey461 Exactly!! Lol

    • @NiñaLucero-d2p
      @NiñaLucero-d2p 5 місяців тому +1

      Ghhuhuhhuhhhbhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhuhhbhhuhhhuhhhhuhggggghhyhhhhghhhghhhhhuhhhhghhhhhhhhuhguhhhhhhhuhhghhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuhhuhhhhhhhhghbhhhhhhhhhhuhhuhuhuhghbhhhhubuhuhuhhuhhhhuhubhhhuhhhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhuuuhhhhuhhhhhhbuhhuhhhhuhhu

    • @NiñaLucero-d2p
      @NiñaLucero-d2p 5 місяців тому +1

      Hhguhhhhhhhhhuhuh

    • @Mirelale000
      @Mirelale000 5 місяців тому

      To be fair Charlie did screw Alan on his divorce by screwing his lawyer, he would have been out of his house in couple of months if he had kept in his pants.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 6 місяців тому +35

    *THIS SCENE IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @McFrozenNuggets
    @McFrozenNuggets 6 місяців тому +115

    "Do me a favor. Say 'preposterous' again."

    • @jaylife1077
      @jaylife1077 6 місяців тому +10

      You crazy
      Get that away from me

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jaylife1077Come on. Just for grins say: "Help me my head is on fire!"

    • @CelebrityGamerTV
      @CelebrityGamerTV 6 місяців тому

      @@jaylife1077”come on, just for grins say help me! My head’s on fire!”

    • @Donald_Here
      @Donald_Here 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@jaylife1077"Oh come on. COME ON. Just for grins, say: ``HELP ME. MY HEADS ON FIRE.``"

    • @victorvega1543
      @victorvega1543 5 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 6 місяців тому +19

    Honestly, great stuntwork by Jon

  • @williamrincon733
    @williamrincon733 6 місяців тому +31

    4.8 USD a gallon. That's inflation my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @iand1122
      @iand1122 6 місяців тому +5

      I thought that was just California 😂

    • @thecommonsenseconservative5576
      @thecommonsenseconservative5576 6 місяців тому +1

      California more than inflation

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 6 місяців тому +2

      stop whining in Europe the prices have been at $6+ for years.

    • @youngbloodnba
      @youngbloodnba 6 місяців тому +1

      Here in the netherlands current gas price is 2.20 euro per liter. Thats like 9 dollars a gallon. 😂

    • @Murtagh653
      @Murtagh653 6 місяців тому +1

      here in Australia the price is currently 4.66 USD per gallon of unleaded 91 (though very dependent on state, and even location in state) while the price of unleaded 98 is 5.27 USD per gallon

  • @rarehearts2602
    @rarehearts2602 6 місяців тому +20

    Alan almost got off free, until he had to open his cheap ass mouth😂

  • @marymoreblessing1322
    @marymoreblessing1322 2 місяці тому +2

    For what it worth Charlie and Alan had a wonderful relationship. 😊😊😊😊

  • @EastJazzman
    @EastJazzman 6 місяців тому +13

    ONE OF THE GREATEST EPISODES!!!!
    You know I somewhat was on Alans side (He might have got his money back if was so needy) up until 1:55, he couldn't let it go. He had Charlie lose a lot of his gas and ended up walking a long way and nearly had his mouth burned, AND YET STILL asked for the a measly 24 dollars when Charlie called it even.
    Charlie had ever right to roast him alive, no jury would convict him!

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 6 місяців тому +3

      Truly shows how cheap and insufferable Alan is.

    • @jasonkoch3182
      @jasonkoch3182 Місяць тому +1

      Alan paid $38 for something after living rent free at his brother's house for ever. That's a "thanks for letting me live here rent free, I'll get the pizza" cost and the fact Alan wanted money back is, as Charlie said, preposterous.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 6 місяців тому +22

    1:20 It Was At This Moment Alan Knew He £u€ked Up !!!

    • @summertime6785
      @summertime6785 6 місяців тому +5

      2:13-2:16 Actually I think *this* was the moment.

  • @RazorMouth
    @RazorMouth 6 місяців тому +23

    Nobody needs an Alan in their life.

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888 6 місяців тому +20

    0:23 Shame my ass! How the hell did a quarter tank of gas disappear overnight?!
    2:13 Get out!

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 6 місяців тому +3

      2:13 that was the most appropriate response to Alan's cheapness.

  • @jackventure3703
    @jackventure3703 4 місяці тому +6

    After all the money Alan has saved from living there free for years Charlie should be able casually ask for small amounts of money like that with no questions asked.

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR 6 місяців тому +6

    Love this scene
    And Chuck Lorre must love to hear the world preposterous, given the many times Sheldon said it in TBBT

  • @ZZ_Tops_007
    @ZZ_Tops_007 5 місяців тому +6

    Rule no.01 never piss off the person that let’s you stay in their house for free

  • @mikeb3018
    @mikeb3018 6 місяців тому +10

    38 dollars?? Come on Alan

  • @jackrain7905
    @jackrain7905 2 місяці тому +1

    2.02 said it without any hesitation too

  • @sytestorm
    @sytestorm 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Two anf half men for teaching me to never let your brother live "temporary" with you😂

  • @lianat8879
    @lianat8879 6 місяців тому +6

    I could hardly watch this episode because Alan is not only stingy but incredibly ungrateful. No one would ever have the audacity to charge a ridiculous $38 from the person who has let him AND his son live rent-free in a Malibu beach house for YEARS. On top of that, Charlie is constantly paying for dinner, drinks, movies and all that stuff. Why doesn't Alan consider all this?

  • @azymondiaskingofthedragons2897
    @azymondiaskingofthedragons2897 6 місяців тому +2

    Hard to believe this guy became Lex Luthor in Supergirl

  • @Donald_Here
    @Donald_Here 6 місяців тому +2

    "...I am not cheap. 😐"

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 2 місяці тому

      He also thinks nothing is his fault.

  • @mattmojo105
    @mattmojo105 6 місяців тому +3

    I can see why people are most on Charlie's side. But we also can't forget that he screwed Alan over by sleeping with his lawyer and then dumping her making Alan's life miserable.

    • @lianat8879
      @lianat8879 6 місяців тому +1

      Alan was already living with Charlie rent-free before Charlie met his lawyer.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 4 місяці тому +1

      alan should have never hired a hot female lawyer .should have known that was going to happen

  • @Lokiproooo
    @Lokiproooo 6 місяців тому +1

    Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 6 місяців тому +6

    did the same thing with walden

    • @rafewheadon1963
      @rafewheadon1963 6 місяців тому

      Walden wasnt his brother. This is horrible behaviour from a brother.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 5 місяців тому

      @@rafewheadon1963 it's horrible to do it to a so called friend ,tells you what kind of friend alan was to walden

  • @willhull1735
    @willhull1735 6 місяців тому +2

    Yeah Charlie let him live with him for free. 38 dollars but for Alan to then come back after taking his gasoline to say you still owe me 24 dollars is insane.

  • @rafewheadon1963
    @rafewheadon1963 6 місяців тому +5

    what a horrible brother alan is.

  • @starcorpsstudios
    @starcorpsstudios 4 місяці тому

    The way he twirls that lighter reminds me of Jango Fett

  • @andydoms2001
    @andydoms2001 6 місяців тому +7

    What was Charlie going to do with the lighter, was he going to light Alan on fire or something? How would that have worked?

    • @lordwillshire1398
      @lordwillshire1398 6 місяців тому +6

      The implication is he was trying to light the gas fumes leftover in Alan’s mouth from when he siphoned out the gas tank

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 6 місяців тому +2

      He siphoned gas from his car so he has gas on his breath and his highly flammable

    • @rito1138-m9j
      @rito1138-m9j 5 місяців тому

      It’s not the liquid that burns, it’s the fumes. And if Charlie can smell it it’s clearly still on Alan’s mouth. Even is it not enough to actually ignite or cause real damage. I wouldn’t recommend taking the risk of finding out.

  • @garrettcurtis6795
    @garrettcurtis6795 5 місяців тому

    Honestly surprised charlie didnt blow a gout of fire from how much he drinks

  • @rockercyborg6965
    @rockercyborg6965 2 місяці тому

    2:30 Alan: I am not cheap
    Me: Shut up Alan that is a fallout lie and you know it,you say your not cheap but your just lying to yourself again

  • @lmhillard56
    @lmhillard56 6 місяців тому +4

    Alan Harper is the universal definition of cheap

  • @seangriffin2053
    @seangriffin2053 5 місяців тому +2

    This is when Alan should've been banned for good. Charlie has let him stay there for nothing for six years. If he only takes a few bucks from you once in a while, I'd say it's a blessing, all things considered. Instead, Alan decides to steal his gas and leave him stranded somewhere? I tell you, family or not, they'd regret doing that to me.

  • @tylerwilliamson7128
    @tylerwilliamson7128 6 місяців тому +1

    0:23 1:28 2:13

  • @IndPolCom
    @IndPolCom 6 місяців тому +1

    Pre-POHHs-terous 😂😂

  • @nishalxo
    @nishalxo 4 місяці тому +1

    It was at this moment I started hating Alan lol

  • @Shahtoys888
    @Shahtoys888 3 місяці тому

    Prephosteroussss

  • @NightCourt1984
    @NightCourt1984 5 місяців тому

    Charlie lets him live there for free, his son lives there for free on weekends. He should have kept a running tab when Alan tried this to show just how out of the league Alan is in debt with him.

  • @stevenweiler1379
    @stevenweiler1379 6 місяців тому +1

    Doesn't make sense why would Charlie need to borrow money in the first place from making money writing jingles i think the writers had issues in real life making Alan to look so very cheap and get screwed over by 3 ditzy women two and a half men and 3 screwballs 😮😮😮

    • @g-manonthego6678
      @g-manonthego6678 Місяць тому +1

      Exactly! Even though Alan was an asshole in this episode, it's hard to understand why Charlie would want to borrow money from him when he already makes enough money to afford to live in his beach house and do whatever he wants.

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 6 місяців тому +10

    Alan is such a shrew! I hate Charlie more he is worse, but when Alan is owed money he's like a parasite, but when he owes money he's basically a spineless cockroach!

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 6 місяців тому +7

      I have more sympathy for Charlie because he has to put up with a "cheap, gassucking, flammable, irk"

    • @smokeylowkey420
      @smokeylowkey420 6 місяців тому +4

      Why you gotta hate on Charlie, that mothasucka is hilarious

  • @Shahtoys888
    @Shahtoys888 3 місяці тому

    Prephosteroussss