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  • @honhonhonbaguettes
    @honhonhonbaguettes 4 роки тому +8178

    9:01 There are two types of people in this world: Jimin and Taehyung

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +1537

      Stan Jungwoo

    • @gayzai5027
      @gayzai5027 4 роки тому +150

      Oooooooooooooooooooooo hecc yeah

    • @gayzai5027
      @gayzai5027 4 роки тому +124

      @@EmKay hell yea

    • @jahnavi8097
      @jahnavi8097 4 роки тому +154

      @@EmKay wait, i am probably gonna be r/woooosh - ed but uh..
      you know nct??

    • @justinzanik683
      @justinzanik683 4 роки тому +55

      @@EmKay ePiC. Thanks for the like btw. not trying to be that guy, sucking up to ya, but your my literal favorite guy on the planet. (DONT TELL DAMIEN)

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 4 роки тому +5642

    Fun fact: Of the 23 stab wounds on Julius Caesar’s body, only ONE was actually fatal. A perfect analogy for group projects

    • @kirakiradiary
      @kirakiradiary 4 роки тому +126

      Nicholas Bender holy cow

    • @prettybigpengus
      @prettybigpengus 4 роки тому +184

      even more accurate

    • @deleted2632
      @deleted2632 4 роки тому +249

      So most of them didn't even try lmao

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 4 роки тому +170

      @Elisa Castro RA-RA-RASPUTIN

    • @jlco
      @jlco 4 роки тому +94

      @Elisa Castro Or the first one. Never said which one was fatal.

  • @alisona9524
    @alisona9524 4 роки тому +1087

    I feel called out in every single one of these

  • @user-rd3xc9in4y
    @user-rd3xc9in4y 4 роки тому +4075

    I'm watching this instead of doing a lot of important things. No regrets

    • @gentlemangnarr9417
      @gentlemangnarr9417 4 роки тому +61

      Quarantine bro, what things can be more important than Emkay?
      Особенно в России вахпыхав

    • @brm9656
      @brm9656 4 роки тому +76

      Seriously man these videos are like fucking crack for procrastinators, we know we shouldn't do this, but we do it anyway

    • @celineschaffhauser8430
      @celineschaffhauser8430 4 роки тому +23

      Aren’t we all?

    • @SylvyTheSylveon
      @SylvyTheSylveon 4 роки тому +9

      Same.....

    • @h2hoe443
      @h2hoe443 4 роки тому +24

      Amelie Warneck lol i haven’t done a single piece of schoolwork since quarantine started.

  • @itshawck
    @itshawck 3 роки тому +813

    “you can start screaming, basically anywhere. its not illegal or anything”
    librarians: so...you have chosen death

  • @donutnarwhal135
    @donutnarwhal135 4 роки тому +436

    At the beginning, I was completely prepared to say "truck."
    I've been betrayed, backstabbed, and, quite possibly, bamboozled.

    • @mitch7454
      @mitch7454 4 роки тому +5

      Donut Narwhal oof 4 u

    • @kennymccormick5135
      @kennymccormick5135 4 роки тому +4

      *SHAMONE*

    • @gaminghuskyforlife
      @gaminghuskyforlife 4 роки тому +3

      Same but it is way bettwr

    • @Rose_Lrji
      @Rose_Lrji 4 роки тому +6

      I know thisis stupid but bamboozled remind me of mumbo jumbo because you know BAMBOO-zled and.......12 bamboo is something that is related to him
      P.s mumbo for mayor

    • @chuu7062
      @chuu7062 4 роки тому

      RoseFantasy ji
      Random but I like it

  • @HaydenofEverything
    @HaydenofEverything 3 роки тому +156

    The fact that Freddie Mercury said "You can do what you want with my image, just don't make it boring" and later sued Vanilla Ice for stealing the bassline to "Under Pressure" in "Ice Ice Baby" might just be the absolute best way I've heard somebody call another person's music boring.

  • @Cheezymuffin.
    @Cheezymuffin. 4 роки тому +574

    also, when Julius Caesar was assasinated, 60 people said they would do it, he was stabbed 23 times, (some probably by the same person) but on examening the body, only 1 happend to be deadly, meaning this group project of 60 people was carried out by 1 individual and I think that is a perfect analogy for group projects

    • @27lasers
      @27lasers 4 роки тому +1

      Copy

    • @Cheezymuffin.
      @Cheezymuffin. 4 роки тому +40

      @@27lasers yes I learned it from somewhere else, but I didn't just copy paste I actually wrote it out. Cause I ain't a fucking god so I don't know everything so I have to learn stuff and I like to spread knowledge further.

    • @soupcan
      @soupcan 4 роки тому +35

      yeah thats how... research works. everything is a copy.

    • @Cheezymuffin.
      @Cheezymuffin. 4 роки тому +20

      @@soupcan exactly

    • @masenyaolivia9705
      @masenyaolivia9705 4 роки тому +16

      @@27lasers do us all a favour and Google the term "research". 💻

  • @BARB13_GUTZ
    @BARB13_GUTZ Рік тому +48

    Today I have learned: Emkay is very entertaining to watch when painting your nails at 1:17 am while heavily sleep deprived and weeks behind on hw.

    • @foxicecube
      @foxicecube 10 місяців тому

      if you need to talk we are here

  • @tayloraltmiller9529
    @tayloraltmiller9529 4 роки тому +81

    13:05 for those wondering this is a callback to a meme where one person named Josh Swain brought 65 people named Josh Swain into a group chat and challenged them to a fight on April 24 2021 the winner keeps the name while all the losers are forced to change it.

  • @theweekoldcouchtaco684
    @theweekoldcouchtaco684 4 роки тому +449

    At 12:05, the whole “I gave birth to you” is easily counteracted by me. When I was born, my umbilical cord actually killed me. I had to be revived at the scene. Thus, it was not my mother who gave me life, it was a doctor that I will probably never meet. So, when she says “I gave birth to you!” I respond with “You killed me.”
    Her way of solving that problem was to say I wrapped the cord around my own throat and killed myself.

    • @kolovekatoanga651
      @kolovekatoanga651 4 роки тому +39

      Woah wait what? I didn’t even know that could happen! Straight outta the womb and then wow...

    • @theweekoldcouchtaco684
      @theweekoldcouchtaco684 4 роки тому +51

      Kolove Katoanga Apparently I wrapped the cord once around my chest and three times around my neck. I was born purple, and I was dead. They had to revive me. My biggest question is this: Did my body have a previous soul that left when my body died, and that I replaced? Or did I actually die, and come back to life?

    • @theweekoldcouchtaco684
      @theweekoldcouchtaco684 4 роки тому +34

      Cat Whisk I must have a reason that I am on this planet. If the gods yeeted me back to the mortal world, then there must be a reason that I am here.

    • @oeeo6thealatreon118
      @oeeo6thealatreon118 4 роки тому +17

      You’ll be the next person to solve climate change that’s why they Yeetit you back to Earth

    • @theweekoldcouchtaco684
      @theweekoldcouchtaco684 4 роки тому +15

      Oeeo6 Lols Haha. I may be smart, but I don’t think that my mind can find that solution.

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid 4 роки тому +496

    You've been hit by.
    You've been struck by.
    *_bread box_*

    • @ezijo.5155
      @ezijo.5155 4 роки тому +25

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      a goose menital

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 роки тому +14

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      *_DON'T YOU WANA TOUCHA THE CHILD?!_*

    • @ezijo.5155
      @ezijo.5155 4 роки тому +17

      You've been hit by,
      You've been struck by,
      *bird* *poop*

    • @ChaosCreeper007
      @ChaosCreeper007 4 роки тому +6

      ...

    • @ireadysucks3026
      @ireadysucks3026 4 роки тому +7

      these replies are weird

  • @Lunar-fg7xo
    @Lunar-fg7xo 3 роки тому +67

    2:12 *slams table aggressively* 23 STAB WOUNDS

    • @FunnybUnnyo
      @FunnybUnnyo 2 роки тому +2

      I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT FJDNDB YES

    • @shatuow
      @shatuow 2 роки тому +2

      CONNOR MOMENT

  • @TheOGPlatypus
    @TheOGPlatypus 3 роки тому +270

    9:46 Fun fact: When you are trying to be silent and walk quietly your brain pays more attention to the noises around you, especially your own noises as you try to be quiet. This is in response to your mind anticipating your mom waking up to see you eating shredded mozzarella at 2 AM in just your undies

    • @parthvader0607
      @parthvader0607 3 роки тому +17

      That is more relatable to me than in should be

    • @forestsgachagarden4307
      @forestsgachagarden4307 3 роки тому +1

      Nope

    • @forestsgachagarden4307
      @forestsgachagarden4307 3 роки тому +1

      I ware cloths and get milk AND don’t get cought. Take that

    • @lizzieandmocha1131
      @lizzieandmocha1131 3 роки тому +2

      @@forestsgachagarden4307 You obviously didn't get caught skipping English class, either.

    • @forestsgachagarden4307
      @forestsgachagarden4307 3 роки тому +2

      @@lizzieandmocha1131 I didn’t skip any of my classes I am just naturally bad at spelling 😊 have a good day random person!

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan 4 роки тому +160

    There are two types of people in this world:
    One who expects the unexpected
    And
    The one who doesn't expect
    *THE SPANISH INQUISITION*

    • @internalforce
      @internalforce 4 роки тому +6

      You were expecting *THE SPANISH INQUISITION* but *IT WAS I, DIO*

    • @djpvp9086
      @djpvp9086 4 роки тому +1

      That's how my country philipines got colonized

    • @gerardwaysbloodynut
      @gerardwaysbloodynut 4 роки тому

      I prefer to expect the expected because if I expect the unexpected it means it is now expected

    • @internalforce
      @internalforce 4 роки тому

      @@djpvp9086 oof

    • @soccerflea4563
      @soccerflea4563 4 роки тому

      Sweet as Suga dang bro I thought I was weird

  • @GamingJunis
    @GamingJunis 4 роки тому +345

    “Future self 2 months ago”
    Don’t you mean past...

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 3 роки тому +34

    Hey! Daughter of a paramedic here. My mom told me the reason why we like spicy food. Not masochism, but spicy food releases a chemical akin to opioids (I think?) to lessen the pain and that also gives us a bit of happiness so we just keep eating it and our body keeps producing _the good chemicals_ and yeah.

    • @unpaidduo
      @unpaidduo 3 роки тому +2

      Time to start eating all the spicy food I can

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 роки тому

      paramedic? you right? cus i think he gave you drugs i never saw spicy food giving you happines go for me i eat spicy food ever day and the only thing i get is fire shit so stop with the bs my amigo r/quityourbs

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 Рік тому +1

      so basically, the drugs of the food world

  • @keishi3268
    @keishi3268 4 роки тому +90

    0:56
    "y'all mfs got a silencer I got a loudencer"
    My brain : when it pulls the trigger it'll
    *H O N K*

    • @sadfsdgs7121
      @sadfsdgs7121 4 роки тому +3

      artilery cannon emulator

    • @KayveePlays
      @KayveePlays 4 роки тому +1

      Hmm nah fam I hear the skeleton doot time it would fire

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 роки тому +1

      @Amelie Warneck neighbour: *anime mode* peace was never be an option

  • @Sayakasashi
    @Sayakasashi 4 роки тому +499

    Mom: I gave birth to you
    Me: And who's fault was that?

    • @stormrider24
      @stormrider24 4 роки тому +45

      Mom: ...
      Dad, having a perfectly timed realization that there's no more milk:

    • @a.g4891
      @a.g4891 4 роки тому +8

      Pain, My friend?

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 4 роки тому +9

      Thats a crap excuse in an arguement I gAvE bIrTh To YoU
      Ok boomer

    • @ultragamer-lp9gu
      @ultragamer-lp9gu 3 роки тому +6

      @@Viper-0926 just say "and i had to deal with you for (age number) years

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому +4

      @@ultragamer-lp9gu but the mom could say the same thing i would say
      Did i ask to be in a possible ending world in this crappy house its not my fault your irresponsible

  • @aurapasanen3155
    @aurapasanen3155 4 роки тому +136

    My depression: *Exist*
    Robin: *Starts talking
    My depression: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @charleyeyey3124
      @charleyeyey3124 4 роки тому +5

      Honestly just any narrator lets be honest

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 4 роки тому +1

      @@charleyeyey3124 any narrator who is funny

  • @hikaru2047
    @hikaru2047 3 роки тому +153

    7:46 "for every like on this video Robin will do one push up"
    there's 106k likes

    • @justchillin1887
      @justchillin1887 3 роки тому +6

      Robin Gon Be Buff As Hell

    • @chikmensamich
      @chikmensamich 3 роки тому +1

      Did you meet a German cyborg who interrogated you

    • @ErckDaClerck
      @ErckDaClerck 3 роки тому

      Btw hes not buff cause hes not gonna do more than 7 pushups

    • @geeknat8981
      @geeknat8981 3 роки тому +1

      @@ErckDaClerck 7 AND A HALF

    • @ErckDaClerck
      @ErckDaClerck 3 роки тому

      @@geeknat8981 preety sure it said 7

  • @justinzanik683
    @justinzanik683 4 роки тому +217

    Everyone: Stuck in qurantine and being sad
    Emkay:
    You've been hit by,
    You've been struck by,
    a
    MOOSE GENITALLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @Brawlruff
      @Brawlruff 4 роки тому +3

      You already know da vibes

    • @DpLynel
      @DpLynel 4 роки тому +1

      He he

    • @zacharyylol2585
      @zacharyylol2585 4 роки тому

      He didn’t really make it but ok

    • @mrmaneatspie329
      @mrmaneatspie329 4 роки тому

      ZackCantDoYT ok

    • @justinzanik683
      @justinzanik683 4 роки тому

      @@zacharyylol2585 I know he didn't make it. He still lights up my day anyway.

  • @starlight3088
    @starlight3088 4 роки тому +240

    I’ve had the whale sink thing I can tell it’s 100% worth it

  • @ladsinc527
    @ladsinc527 4 роки тому +123

    ‘Boy age 9, so obsessed with gaming he spends six hours a day’ how outrageous, truly outrageous. This is the end times when little boys play for SIX hours

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +17

      The fellas at Lad's Incorporated game for a minimum of 15 hours every day. Game sleep repeat boys

    • @lamuerte3328
      @lamuerte3328 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay SAY WHATS THROBBIN!!! OR ILL DRAW YOU AS A.FURY AND HALF TRUMP!

    • @jedrzejklakowski1820
      @jedrzejklakowski1820 4 роки тому +1

      @@lamuerte3328 You monster!

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 роки тому +2

      Yesterday i pulled off my first all nighter, was awake for 38.5 hours.

    • @lamuerte3328
      @lamuerte3328 4 роки тому

      @@jedrzejklakowski1820 no you get rekt boi

  • @Whathefox.
    @Whathefox. 3 роки тому +102

    IMO, us newer gens should name news titles, they'll be funny.
    "Something about Kim Kardashian"
    "Burning California Part 2; Electric Boogaloo"
    "Trump isn't a politician but he's acting like one"

    • @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao
      @i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao Рік тому

      yeah and the people who write them probably act like me having an idea for a story and then staring at a blank google dog for 2 hours trying to figure out how to start my story

  • @hotchoco7234
    @hotchoco7234 4 роки тому +189

    If my mom comes with the argument: "I birth you" i say: "that was your choice"

    • @ShakerCheeseIsRite
      @ShakerCheeseIsRite 4 роки тому +2

      Hot Choco i cant do that i was an accident

    • @ShakerCheeseIsRite
      @ShakerCheeseIsRite 4 роки тому +3

      Hot Choco i cant do that i was an accident

    • @Hierophant_Bean
      @Hierophant_Bean 4 роки тому +2

      Say lol ur problem

    • @hotchoco7234
      @hotchoco7234 4 роки тому +2

      ShakerCheeseIsRite but it was their choice to frik

    • @stefanpupaleski4090
      @stefanpupaleski4090 4 роки тому

      @@ShakerCheeseIsRite yea well tell em they are missing their tooth when they wake up if they don't stop bugging you, and they might just wake up from a lot of pain
      works every time

  • @LocalToaster.
    @LocalToaster. 3 роки тому +172

    EmKay: ONLY FOR GAMERS
    me, secretly a sentient toaster: hehe they'll never know..

    • @Whathefox.
      @Whathefox. 3 роки тому +9

      You fools, it was me, SCP-426 all along!

    • @-Halc-yon-
      @-Halc-yon- 3 роки тому +6

      I know you're a sentient toaster you sneaky poptart/bread goodener

    • @q_0191
      @q_0191 3 роки тому +4

      same

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 3 роки тому

      @@Whathefox. HELP I CANT LEAVE FIRST PERSON

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +1

      No you're a carrot you dirty liar

  • @nyajohnson2759
    @nyajohnson2759 4 роки тому +442

    petition for emkay to make his intro dark mode so it doesn’t hurt my eyes anymore

  • @KillerChopVR
    @KillerChopVR 3 роки тому +57

    me: literally going to my homies place. COVID 19: GET HIM!!! He's leaving his bunker!!!!!!!

  • @dragonhearted1687
    @dragonhearted1687 4 роки тому +122

    My friend: I had a dream where I was dating my crush
    My dreams: your friend is selling an owl

    • @thelifelessone.
      @thelifelessone. 4 роки тому +2

      i never dreamt of dating my crush bc ik it wont happen. 200iq, dont gotta tell me, ik.

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 роки тому

      Your friends are kinda lame

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 4 роки тому +1

      What about those dreams where the stuff you dreamt happens the next day. Those are weird.

    • @thelifelessone.
      @thelifelessone. 4 роки тому +3

      @@thecatladytm7172 happened to me a couple times, n yea, that shits weird cuz ur like "i swear i just loved this through wtf"

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +3

      For how much

  • @cyan.-
    @cyan.- 4 роки тому +391

    "he attacc
    he attacc
    but most importantly
    he attacc"
    *my bird in a nutshell*

  • @Thecruelwing
    @Thecruelwing 3 роки тому +150

    "Youve been hit by"
    "Youve been struck by"
    "A moose genitsl"
    "SHAMONE"
    I burst out laughing

    • @whathappenedtohomeitchange7570
      @whathappenedtohomeitchange7570 3 роки тому

      The fact that it was a tab.

    • @Thecruelwing
      @Thecruelwing 3 роки тому +1

      @@whathappenedtohomeitchange7570 ?

    • @mateuszgrzebyk4377
      @mateuszgrzebyk4377 3 роки тому +1

      Ye not even 10 seconds in the vid and I'm already laughing wtf

    • @dieelet8711
      @dieelet8711 3 роки тому +3

      You've been hit by
      You've been struck by
      trucc🚘

    • @C-DY
      @C-DY 3 роки тому +1

      Isn’t that muzan if so how is he in the human world

  • @user-wq6jc2cw7l
    @user-wq6jc2cw7l 3 роки тому +162

    "For every like on this video, Robin will do one push-up"
    Well Robin, get ready to do a LOT of push-ups

  • @XboxSyncs
    @XboxSyncs 4 роки тому +154

    No one:
    Commercials now:
    "During these troubling times..."

    • @solpokevids4699
      @solpokevids4699 4 роки тому +14

      During these uncertain times, is another thing they say.

    • @the_senate6689
      @the_senate6689 4 роки тому +2

      @@solpokevids4699 One thing is certain...RESULTS

    • @AneriGS
      @AneriGS 4 роки тому

      100th like

  • @janniethomas6025
    @janniethomas6025 4 роки тому +382

    Nobody:
    Diaper commercials: *BORNNN TO BEEE WIIIIIILLDDD*

  • @brianmcclenahan617
    @brianmcclenahan617 4 роки тому +55

    If your mom ever uses the "I gave birth to you" argument, just respond "See, you started this whole problem."

    • @agentm702
      @agentm702 4 роки тому +7

      Or just say: "I never asked to be birthed!"

    • @SydRainn
      @SydRainn 4 роки тому +7

      "mother, i'm literally *A D O P T E D* "

    • @woodland_paws
      @woodland_paws 4 роки тому +3

      Underated comment

  • @haylicewatters41
    @haylicewatters41 3 роки тому +8

    It's almost 6AM now. I didn't sleep at all. I spent the whole night watching UA-cam, and decided to stay here because my arm is aching. No regrets.

  • @genericexcuse4014
    @genericexcuse4014 4 роки тому +89

    15:27 „gas weg“ in german means „slow down“. i know it was a joke, i just want to clear it up for anyone who is interested

  • @aetherisdead
    @aetherisdead 4 роки тому +364

    I tried to skip back to the part I left at and I ended up with this:
    “You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by-“
    *a fine gender*

    • @capybara3668
      @capybara3668 4 роки тому +6

      For me: you’ve been hit by, you e been struck by, “an a minus”

    • @mari_2077
      @mari_2077 4 роки тому +19

      you've been hit by
      you've been struck by
      truck
      BAOW

    • @pumpkinngutss
      @pumpkinngutss 4 роки тому +4

      nicole nagy
      Cars are so friendly when they’re coming *straight* at you to say hi!

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 4 роки тому +1

      @Anakin Skywalker hell yes

    • @spinnysponk778
      @spinnysponk778 4 роки тому +2

      For me it was a speck on the face of Jupiter

  • @kujohpepper2573
    @kujohpepper2573 3 роки тому +3

    4:33 i just want to say, *Robin* who has the name of a bird talking to a bird like a homie is one of the best thing on the world

  • @boocrimson7720
    @boocrimson7720 4 роки тому +286

    "Can anyone afford a house now?" Does it count if we'll be renting, there are four of us on the lease, and two of us are having to cove the initial cost cause if so no. But I never ate avacado toast to begin with nor do the 3 friends I'm moving in with lol. I guess semi healthy eating choices like avacado on toast isn't why we're broke cause we all eat like shit and technically live at home right now...we're still broke. I think it's the medical and student debts and the fact none of us can find work that isn't minnimum wage or substitute teaching without 5 years of previous work experience in that field.

    • @justinzanik683
      @justinzanik683 4 роки тому +5

      mmmmhhhm yum avocadooo

    • @notaydan8567
      @notaydan8567 4 роки тому +3

      Yummmy me likie avocado

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 роки тому +5

      Homie you wanna talk? You ok bro?

    • @cornwallyes906
      @cornwallyes906 4 роки тому +3

      damn u good bro??

    • @shorelockhomes943
      @shorelockhomes943 4 роки тому +4

      I agree. Trying to get a job is getting more and more insane on the, qualifications, politics, judging so hard that even The Trinity couldn't get any job now, everything you mentioned, the insane greed and corruption required to go through to even get qualified for any job, the fact that even if you miraculously get a job, nobody cares unless they can replace you a.s.a.p. everyone is always desperate to do anything to make money to survive, is always never quite good enough to get hired unless the relative of the interviewer, big time boss's relative, and manger's relative, you are, or just buy out the corrupt, insane, picky, company that you can barely afford. We will be okay if we get hired and promoted to a high rank anywhere in The Devil's job secter. lol l.o.l.

  • @johnnyjoestar477
    @johnnyjoestar477 3 роки тому +35

    A tip for arguments with your mom: If she says "I carried you for 9 months," say "I found my adoption papers."

  • @dasmaxinnit4456
    @dasmaxinnit4456 4 роки тому +44

    Guy in the internet: 2020 will be a good year
    2020: Fire in Australia, WW3 almost happened and
    C̶̵ ̛͜O͘͟ ̶̕R̴̛ ̢͏O̷ ́͝͠N̵҉ ̡À͜͝

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 роки тому

      Now we gotta deal with the fallout of covid19: countries doing literally any other thing besides of actual work: electric bungalow

    • @Dfl_jason
      @Dfl_jason 4 роки тому

      Gorota?

    • @lilykwaythor2683
      @lilykwaythor2683 4 роки тому

      yup ; - ;

  • @starpanda25
    @starpanda25 3 роки тому +2

    6:30 me who doesn't like cake: HAHA YOU FOOL I AM IMMUNE

  • @robgoco8502
    @robgoco8502 4 роки тому +45

    Robin singing at the start be making me feel what heaven is like

  • @ediblefoods115
    @ediblefoods115 4 роки тому +123

    Emkay: "You ever notice that a hammer looks like a wee guy swinging a bat?"
    Me being me: "No, I always thought that a wee guy swinging a bat looks like a hammer."

    • @live2amaze379
      @live2amaze379 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @ErckDaClerck
      @ErckDaClerck 3 роки тому

      WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU DUMB AND SMART AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THATS THE SAME THING

  • @ericasanders6983
    @ericasanders6983 4 роки тому +129

    video: *gamers only!!;)*
    me: **downloads undertale and minecraft*
    me: *finally, my time has come.*

  • @vapeannigama9632
    @vapeannigama9632 2 роки тому +3

    13:10 the josh fight happened, basically every person named josh fought to be the only one to keep the name, this is the result

  • @eplayz9464
    @eplayz9464 3 роки тому +40

    Whenever it’s robin I always think he’s gonna say “hello guys it’s robin and today we’re gonna be robin a bank” lol

  • @leonidasthanatos1182
    @leonidasthanatos1182 4 роки тому +79

    All my ADs have been reduced to gibberish, I mean foreign, I mean Welsh.

    • @rivero8004
      @rivero8004 4 роки тому +3

      I speak welsh and somtimes yeah Iswear welsh is just gibberish but with meaning.

  • @glerbtastic
    @glerbtastic 4 роки тому +23

    It’ll be hard to explain Gen Z humor to adults.
    *”We just find playing the half a second beginning of Shawtys the funniest thing.”*

  • @thatonerandompersononyoutu7974
    @thatonerandompersononyoutu7974 3 роки тому +7

    “you’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by… a moose general “

  • @Fang727
    @Fang727 4 роки тому +222

    there are two types of people in this world:
    *Terrorist and Counter-Terrorist*

    • @KoolMoth
      @KoolMoth 4 роки тому +2

      Fang the gamer and *spectators*

    • @Fang727
      @Fang727 4 роки тому

      @@KoolMoth lol

    • @rileydavies3517
      @rileydavies3517 4 роки тому

      *the bomb has been planted*

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 4 роки тому

      No, there are the furries or the furries because nobody can escape

    • @unableshine3
      @unableshine3 4 роки тому

      F

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 4 роки тому +60

    "Jack, Robin, Lexi and Zach is the crew,
    It's a m'kay brew."

    • @misspolly4304
      @misspolly4304 4 роки тому +6

      What about Damien. I love Damien

    • @enderteimant
      @enderteimant 4 роки тому +4

      @@misspolly4304
      He isn't part of the crew anymore

    • @natalyflores3212
      @natalyflores3212 4 роки тому

      EnderTeimant why

    • @celestialdemon5726
      @celestialdemon5726 4 роки тому

      @@natalyflores3212 he didn't want to be part of it. He left himself.

    • @atlassprout
      @atlassprout 4 роки тому +1

      Damien has his own channel y'all. It's Damien Lee

  • @mrfancypancook
    @mrfancypancook 4 роки тому +50

    When you win in an argument against your mom:
    We won. Mr.Stark.

  • @Tega_Mroll
    @Tega_Mroll 3 роки тому +8

    I once binge watched somebody playing cuphead for 8 hours because I was bored

    • @Sly_Successor34
      @Sly_Successor34 3 роки тому

      Hey I've heard Cuphead is actually a pretty difficult game... now I'm intrigued lol

    • @ErckDaClerck
      @ErckDaClerck 3 роки тому

      DID ANYONE ASKED (THIS ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE VIDEO)

  • @clrdmask
    @clrdmask 4 роки тому +67

    Person: "I like your profile pic"
    Me: *forgot what it was and has to look at it*

    • @Spaceyweeb
      @Spaceyweeb 4 роки тому +1

      I like your profile pic

    • @clrdmask
      @clrdmask 4 роки тому

      @@Spaceyweeb thank you

    • @lenivys
      @lenivys 4 роки тому +3

      I think your profile pic is lying to me

    • @clrdmask
      @clrdmask 4 роки тому

      @@lenivys no it's not, I'm pretty sure it's honest

    • @lenivys
      @lenivys 4 роки тому +1

      @@clrdmask no your full of lies

  • @watergillwater2959
    @watergillwater2959 3 роки тому +182

    "Do you have a special talent?"
    Hajime;

    • @hazzyhazmat3208
      @hazzyhazmat3208 3 роки тому +1

      I was legit just thinking that

    • @Trickster645
      @Trickster645 3 роки тому +11

      Ya, Hajime is just a useless student with no ultimate, even I'm more useful than him

    • @nikomiyaminaVODS
      @nikomiyaminaVODS 3 роки тому +3

      shut it nagito

    • @ilikeoranges8784
      @ilikeoranges8784 3 роки тому

      which one?

    • @omodog
      @omodog 3 роки тому +4

      "i can discover culprits because they're fucking stupid lmaoo"

  • @crackheadwizardmanthethird6461
    @crackheadwizardmanthethird6461 4 роки тому +52

    Robin: "No its four tired."
    Me: *Hears Robin's friend making a god awful bicycle joke.*

  • @clueless4327
    @clueless4327 3 роки тому +5

    1:49 *double click to activate *

  • @fenrirthedestructive4422
    @fenrirthedestructive4422 4 роки тому +17

    Me: uses logic in an argument
    My mom: I gave you life
    Me: I didn’t ask for that!

  • @Rzra
    @Rzra 4 роки тому +43

    ad : "This is a difficult and uncertain time for us all"
    me, playing games all day while watching random videos :

  • @Magolor939
    @Magolor939 4 роки тому +79

    Here’s a tip against moms: if they pull the “I gave birth to you” card just say “but did I ask to be born?”

    • @cheesybakee
      @cheesybakee 3 роки тому

      thanks

    • @thelasttemplar4993
      @thelasttemplar4993 3 роки тому +3

      "No but I also didn't want you to be"

    • @walaba7038
      @walaba7038 3 роки тому +2

      To those who want to try this: my sister and I tried it a while back and it just gets you more scolding

    • @Amateur_Hours
      @Amateur_Hours 3 роки тому +1

      But it takes courage!

  • @Unlimited_Vis
    @Unlimited_Vis 3 роки тому +1

    Robin sounds like if swaggersouls had constant nasal congestion and read math on his free time.

  • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
    @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 4 роки тому +34

    Satan:I'll give you a wish, but when you die you will go to hell.
    Me:I wish that the devil stopped existing
    Satan:Your wish is grante

  • @GingerRacoon23
    @GingerRacoon23 4 роки тому +239

    the start of this vid should have been
    YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
    YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
    truck.
    Just search it up there is a remix

    • @youtubeyt5694
      @youtubeyt5694 4 роки тому +4

      That's all that I think about when I hear that song

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому

      Wh
      Wha
      W

    • @retzrucal
      @retzrucal 4 роки тому

      I genuinely thought that was gonna be what it was. Disspaointamon.

    • @wolfythewolf4457
      @wolfythewolf4457 4 роки тому

      @@retzrucal same

    • @DyS_Splat
      @DyS_Splat 4 роки тому

      Kathy Coyle you mixed those up. It’s you’ve been hit by you’ve struck by

  • @idontknow2412
    @idontknow2412 4 роки тому +114

    I once saw a commercial on TV and it said: We’re alone together
    Are we alone or together HUH?!

    • @srorelgames6957
      @srorelgames6957 4 роки тому

      very funy

    • @heatsyncope2859
      @heatsyncope2859 4 роки тому +3

      Just like a wise man once said "Loneliness is mental, you can love, laugh, be surrounded by friends and family on a christmas morning. But still be all alone inside your head"

    • @oreo1749
      @oreo1749 4 роки тому +2

      Were alonen't

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 4 роки тому

      You're a Fall Out Boy song.

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 3 роки тому

      @@heatsyncope2859 "you can love, laugh" and LIVE!

  • @duoandaone3223
    @duoandaone3223 3 роки тому +8

    7:46 Robin you better have done 115 thousand pushups, especially by now

  • @theshooster420
    @theshooster420 4 роки тому +13

    julius caesar: 23 stab wounds
    connor: TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

    • @13games96
      @13games96 3 роки тому +1

      Caaaarrrrllll that kills people

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 3 роки тому

      Amazing reference, and I haven't even played that game, Detroit : Become Human.

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 Рік тому

      Hello, im Connor. The andriod sent by CyberLife™

  • @gabrielhermes1627
    @gabrielhermes1627 4 роки тому +38

    12:43 Contrary to popular belief, bullet bills are not very common in italy, they are however very common on american schools.

  • @GuessImSylvale
    @GuessImSylvale 4 роки тому +48

    Fun fact: That chessboard Coffin Dance meme is now my keyboard

    • @kara9208
      @kara9208 4 роки тому

      Your so early playing among us huh

    • @Lilith6.6
      @Lilith6.6 4 роки тому

      @@kara9208 wat

  • @Dingy-doodles
    @Dingy-doodles 3 роки тому +4

    SOMEONE MADE AN AMERICAN PIE MEME, that was my favorite song for like, 2 years and I still love it, no one in my generation knows about that song, wow, that was one blast from the past

  • @bazilea3761
    @bazilea3761 4 роки тому +12

    Everyone: *enjoys fresh memes*
    me: If I had Robin's voice I literally would never shut up-

  • @soulcrater
    @soulcrater 4 роки тому +33

    "I gave birth to you"
    "I never asked you to do that"

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor 4 роки тому +2

      alt reply;
      "Guess you also gave me all your comebacks"

  • @EmbyrKhenPyre
    @EmbyrKhenPyre 4 роки тому +42

    Burger King: **Bans Furries**
    Me to Burger King: "Perhaps I treated you too harshly"

    • @AgentSilv
      @AgentSilv 4 роки тому +2

      brb going to burger king
      edit: got shot

    • @hasparticus5646
      @hasparticus5646 4 роки тому +1

      @@AgentSilv not really,right?

    • @AgentSilv
      @AgentSilv 4 роки тому

      @@hasparticus5646 of course i didn't

    • @ryanhodge6831
      @ryanhodge6831 4 роки тому +1

      @Someone who exists I mean you can just go in with normal clothes on to blend in.
      Don’t gotta worry about that bc I’m a gamer. I’m not trynna publicly humiliate myself.

    • @AgentSilv
      @AgentSilv 4 роки тому

      @@ryanhodge6831 even if i had a suit, I'd only ever wear it to cons
      I'm not dying of fucking heat stroke just to go to burger king.
      yeah, you're gonna get those furries who wear a suit to burger king but like. I don't see why tbh.

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому +13

    The Latin class Harry Potter Tumblr post was written by Hermione and Annabeth.

    • @tiuritemple4821
      @tiuritemple4821 3 роки тому

      Yes! First thing that I thought of

    • @fishHater
      @fishHater 3 роки тому

      They might have actually learnt Greek and Latin
      There was very few lessons shown so the lessons (that we have seen very few) could have been about Latin and Greek

    • @ErckDaClerck
      @ErckDaClerck 3 роки тому

      Hi

  • @siennaleis5103
    @siennaleis5103 4 роки тому +76

    British people be like:
    Shedwool
    Excuse youuuuu

    • @Miko08
      @Miko08 4 роки тому +3

      She' Juwle

    • @Miko08
      @Miko08 4 роки тому +1

      Probroskillz_3213 bruh

    • @derpypugp1284
      @derpypugp1284 4 роки тому +4

      Probroskillz_3213 bruh

    • @reluctantfollower3006
      @reluctantfollower3006 4 роки тому +5

      Yes I am brittish and I just pronounce it “skedchule”

    • @haisnt6875
      @haisnt6875 4 роки тому

      AlissonTheCatLoverPlays Aleah Thomas can’t remember asking

  • @Fabii1212
    @Fabii1212 3 роки тому +84

    The "Gas weg Kinder" is missing a comma. It's "Gas away, Children", so it means slow down, because there are children near, like a kindergarten or a school

    • @DestinyRodgers
      @DestinyRodgers 3 роки тому +4

      Does that mean that kinder eggs are children eggs???

    • @Fabii1212
      @Fabii1212 3 роки тому +6

      @@DestinyRodgers Yes, in Germany they are called Kinder Überraschungsei, which means children surprise eggs.

    • @Whathefox.
      @Whathefox. 3 роки тому +1

      Or they're teaching the kids how to kill

    • @KamehlionHD
      @KamehlionHD 3 роки тому +1

      alles klar bro

    • @Inactive_channellol
      @Inactive_channellol 3 роки тому +1

      Understandable

  • @toni8133
    @toni8133 4 роки тому +18

    Bird: i miss the homies :(
    Robin: Hang in there my man
    Bird:am i a Joke to you?

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +4

      Robin: No. You're a bird 😃
      Bird: Wow shut the fu*ck up

  • @Raltzoi
    @Raltzoi 3 роки тому +5

    “We’ll get back to normal soon”
    Me a whole year in this shet

  • @NEONBENDER
    @NEONBENDER 4 роки тому +12

    Robin has a voice that reminds me of the days when I would get home from school and lay across my laminated wood floor with 1 or both of my dogs while playing Legos, eating gushers, and watching the clone wars. His voice brings joy, joy from the simpler times.
    Its also pretty fukin noice

  • @yourfbiagent2752
    @yourfbiagent2752 4 роки тому +49

    1:37
    Me: **watches this and laughs**
    Ads: **sends an AD about bread**
    Me: Σ(・□・;)
    The FBI: “AnY wAy YoU wAnT iT tHaT’s ThE wAy YoU nEeD iT aNy WaY yOu WaNt It”

  • @yoonbooty7458
    @yoonbooty7458 4 роки тому +10

    The fact that the 'vmin glasses' meme has gotten in so many subreddits so many times still surprises me

  • @Staeve64
    @Staeve64 2 роки тому +1

    When people ask you if you’ve met someone before:
    *meets someone online*
    “McDonalds doesn’t taste too good”

  • @ronramen5827
    @ronramen5827 4 роки тому +35

    “I just imagine bullet bills in the streets of Italy”
    “IM DRIVING INTO THE CANAL, MISTA”
    “SEXA PISTOLZA”

  • @giulianoo983
    @giulianoo983 4 роки тому +148

    “Gas weg Kinder” means like Drive Slower, Children at Play! The Gas referes to the car gas😂😂 Don’t worry we have gotten over Gassing away children👍👍😂

    • @grotticraft3394
      @grotticraft3394 4 роки тому +6

      Dachte auch schon das ist das Problem was andere Länder über Deutschland denken

    • @giulianoo983
      @giulianoo983 4 роки тому +4

      grotticraft Es gibt halt intelligente Menschen die gebildet genug sind um zu checken das Deutschland jetzt eine Demokratie mit Meinungsfreiheit und unantastbarer menschenwürde ist und es gibt Menschen die das halt entweder nicht wissen oder einfach zu blöd dafür sind.

    • @grotticraft3394
      @grotticraft3394 4 роки тому +2

      Und viele wollen auch nur schlechtes hören um ihr Land als besseres darstellen zu können
      (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)

    • @giulianoo983
      @giulianoo983 4 роки тому +3

      grotticraft egal was andere Länder über Deutschland denken wir wissen das die Neonazis schon längst nur noch 70000 an der Zahl sind und außerdem haben andere Länder wie ->BEISPIELSWEISE

    • @grotticraft3394
      @grotticraft3394 4 роки тому +3

      Des stimmt. Zum Glück nehmen es die meisten Deutschen mit Humor. Beispielsweise in diesem Video gibt es bestimmt Alman Anette die über ne Anzeige nachdenkt😂

  • @ivancritter
    @ivancritter 3 роки тому +430

    everyone: ugh i hate when my mom says “I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU” in an argument
    adopted people: 😃🕶🤏
    edit: as an adopted person i have never had this used on me 😌

  • @ryanmills7950
    @ryanmills7950 3 роки тому +6

    Emkay: “burger king is gonna make a whopper thats 100% furry meat” me: 👁👄👁

  • @minty9749
    @minty9749 4 роки тому +45

    The Thumbnail looks like an inflated Markiplier

  • @Flair258
    @Flair258 3 роки тому +50

    “Its fine. Your probably just crying urin at this point”
    -Emkay 2020

    • @Inactive_channellol
      @Inactive_channellol 3 роки тому

      Ah yes now I fear that some of the tears I cried were urine on my face and because sometimes I was weird and licked the tears off my face there was urine in my mouth. Someone please help me get bleach as well I saw something I wish I didn’t see-
      No it wasn’t my mom or dad cheating or anything leaving an emotional scar.

  • @oppyfakename7473
    @oppyfakename7473 4 роки тому +28

    There are two people in this world... Stay away from both of them.

  • @eclipseschannel6559
    @eclipseschannel6559 3 роки тому +1

    My name is Bread.
    Don't hmu, I can't even toast myself.

  • @flutterian5125
    @flutterian5125 4 роки тому +79

    8:55
    no we pay money to see people who are realistically unrealistic to this universe

    • @jennifersmith2526
      @jennifersmith2526 4 роки тому +1

      And that's why God made church

    • @fanboy3761
      @fanboy3761 4 роки тому +2

      @@jennifersmith2526 i think they meant celebrities but god too ig

    • @jiminlosthisjams8800
      @jiminlosthisjams8800 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr xd

    • @purple_h0ney
      @purple_h0ney 4 роки тому +1

      so glad im not the only army thats a fan of this channel

    • @fanboy3761
      @fanboy3761 4 роки тому

      @@purple_h0ney you cannot escape us no matter where you are

  • @caitlynmeadors4170
    @caitlynmeadors4170 4 роки тому +6

    "That sounded too serious lemme put a 'lol' after it to make it more casual"
    "Hecc I gotta reword what I said because it could be taken wrong"

  • @magicmeatball4013
    @magicmeatball4013 4 роки тому +20

    Lyrics for 0:00
    “You’ve been hit by,
    You’ve been struck by,
    A moose genital”
    Hope this helps!

    • @funnyguy3255
      @funnyguy3255 4 роки тому

      It literally says the lyrics on the screen.

    • @squooshy2999
      @squooshy2999 4 роки тому +1

      @@funnyguy3255 yeah ik youre a troll im not gonna woosh

    • @funnyguy3255
      @funnyguy3255 4 роки тому

      Squooshy *ok listen here you butt nugget*

  • @BirdInYourBackyard
    @BirdInYourBackyard 3 роки тому +4

    When mom says I gave birth to you in a argument just say did I ask

  • @sire7493
    @sire7493 4 роки тому +13

    7:47 “For every like Robin will do one push up”
    Me: *Laughs in 60k likes*

  • @alexcorbell8809
    @alexcorbell8809 4 роки тому +24

    I actually do prep for every possible conversation...

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому

      Yeah?? Well what did you prepare for this one huh???

    • @CallSignAlza
      @CallSignAlza 4 роки тому

      Ribatap scaver?

    • @alexcorbell8809
      @alexcorbell8809 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay none I plan out all possible arguments and predict any argument they may bring up. I then come up with dozens of counter points.

  • @derpderp132
    @derpderp132 4 роки тому +22

    You’ve been hit by-
    You’ve been struck by-
    *_A MOOSE GENITAL._*

  • @Noe_Andrade
    @Noe_Andrade 3 роки тому +4

    This lifts my spirit up and gets my mind off things thankyou :)

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 3 роки тому

      that was not your fault the kids were dying you cant save the kids that was not your fault