1:13 I too often have conversations about history like this around the campfire: "What's wrong with the French?" "Some folk they are, despite their small size! I read that in ancient times they built a bunch of famous palaces and castles, that was before the Revolution that brought the monarchy down. That was under Louis XVI." I often don't leave the house these days...
The world of King's Bounty II is very...odd: "Excuse me, sir? I'm a Paladin, and I'm looking to hire some Brigands to help save the planet from an evil force of corruption. Do you know where I can find any?" "Well young lady, first you'll need to do some quests for a Lich, and then he'll open a gate that will take you past the lab of a wizard who sells poison to the nobility. After that, go left past the three armies of bandits hiding right outside the capital, stop at the man who sells you bears, and then look for the big white stone of teleportation in the middle of a random village. There will be a nearby bridge, and that's where you'll find the guy who sell you robbers." "Thank you sir!"
0:03 actually seems like a realistic reaction people in a fantasy world would have to that situation. He thinks about it and essentially says, “Sure, ghosts are real and I’ve communed with the dead, but never /in this particular fashion/, which I am not used to.” And I just really love that. It’s much better than the “A spooky McGuffin in a world where literal gods have dwelled among us? Impossible!” that fantasy and sci-fi pull so often.
Yeah, it's particularly noticeable in episodic works. Often the monster of the week literally gets away with murder because the heroes refuse to accept that it might exist, despite fighting a monster of the week ... well, every week. It would be like if every CSI episode started with a mandatory quarter of an hour of the main characters just assuming that murders don't actually happen.
Erfworld, oh man, such a shame we will never find out how that story would have ended up like. Good to know Rimmy likes reading same webcomics as I do. Pretty sure he also likes The Order of the Stick and such.^^
@@RimmyDownunder You mean the WOW themed comic with Cale'Anon the Bloodelf and Richard the murderous Undead Warlock? Yeah, the name of that webcomic is Looking for Group.
7:24 The name of the quest is Prodigal Son, to be prodigal you need to be Fortunate, and rimmy solved that with flamethrowers, so it was literally Vietnam on magic world
"I just realized that Erfworld was also an isekai." Honestly, just having Rimmy mention Erfworld is kinda surreal. Much like Erfworld seemed to me at the time.
And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived **proceeds to murder all fantasy creatures in line of sight**
"Ah Magic Gear" I laughed so hard, that was a pretty good Solid Snake impression and in general a pretty hilarious video! The game sounds quite interesting, good to see morality system that let you do war cri-I mean I better stop
"It's the orderly option to attack these guys in the street and cut them down. The anarchy option is solving this through diplomacy" Oh so it's just real life then
So came the end of our gallant hero , a Cautionary Tale to Never chase butterflies ,.. Les ye be trapped, CURSED even to be stuck between a box and a fence... Some say that to this day you can still here his haunting wails ... no, noooo
4:16 "There's many people who don't understand the fine art of diplomacy and the only real way of communicating to these people that there's a better alternative to violence, is through Ultraviolence " -Ssseth
The Deathgrips part was so unexpected. I was drinking and almost spit my water out from laughing. Thank you. I love that group. Keep up the good work mate.
I actually have the answer to your silly question. Carrots aren't originally orange and were bred to be orange by the dutch for the glory of the house of Orange because they do nationalism and gardening really fucking well.
4:20 It's "Chicken Chaser" Not hunter. Kings Bounty II is just a game that takes itself too seriously and has barely anything to do with old wacky and fun King's Bounty - or even older King's Bounty the predecessor of both KB and Heroes of Might & Magic. This game should have its own title Personally i'd go with "Trying too hard" Or "Age of Wonders Poverty Edition."
So the Order option is violence and the Anarchy option is diplomacy. "Competition is the Law of the Jungle, but Cooperation is the Law of Civilization" Peter Kropotkin.
@@araaraaura1887 Although if any society or civilization is to function it must have a degree of cooperation, even if that is just the agreement to work within society's rules.
0:41 What's the context of what Rimmy says about Joan getting knocked up in a barn and showing that short blurb about couples forming? Without a specific word to link it all its just drawing a blank for me.
Next Time, On King's Booty II.... Will our hero get the Butterflies? Will the Government Man Come after our hero for Child Exploitation? Will he grow a pair and finally slaughter any one who asks him to do a fetch qeust?
*Buff gets placed on random soldier*
Soldier: YAAAYYYYY
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
1:13 I too often have conversations about history like this around the campfire:
"What's wrong with the French?"
"Some folk they are, despite their small size! I read that in ancient times they built a bunch of famous palaces and castles, that was before the Revolution that brought the monarchy down. That was under Louis XVI."
I often don't leave the house these days...
Let's be real though, what the hell was that voice acting?
We Aren't short!
Maybe they were uni students reviewing for an exam
@@kokolekroko882 Inaccurate Scaling and Propaganda about a national icon and military legend go *BRRRRRRRRR-*
@@randombrit4504 THOSE DARN BRITS!
The world of King's Bounty II is very...odd:
"Excuse me, sir? I'm a Paladin, and I'm looking to hire some Brigands to help save the planet from an evil force of corruption. Do you know where I can find any?"
"Well young lady, first you'll need to do some quests for a Lich, and then he'll open a gate that will take you past the lab of a wizard who sells poison to the nobility. After that, go left past the three armies of bandits hiding right outside the capital, stop at the man who sells you bears, and then look for the big white stone of teleportation in the middle of a random village. There will be a nearby bridge, and that's where you'll find the guy who sell you robbers."
"Thank you sir!"
Idk whats wrong with this just sounds like another normal rpg world
@@maryjoygelizon4268 aye I know right
Strikes me this kind of design worked alot better in an isometric, highly abstracted game with a cartoon artstyle and comedic undertones
@@maryjoygelizon4268 But normally that's 1 dude running around.
Not a dude and his Mercenary Company fighting small armies
“MERCENARIES? WHY DID HAVE TO BE MERCENARIES?”
Some random Cascadian rifleman
Soldier: "We showed those shorties who's boss here, didn't we?"
Rimmy: "YOU CAN'T CALL THEM THAT!"
Me: The proper term is manlet
The proper term, as Hank Johnson found out, is "little people"
I call dwarfs beardlets
Shortstacks
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the timing was great, I was reading this comment when that very scene was playing lmao
0:03 actually seems like a realistic reaction people in a fantasy world would have to that situation. He thinks about it and essentially says, “Sure, ghosts are real and I’ve communed with the dead, but never /in this particular fashion/, which I am not used to.”
And I just really love that. It’s much better than the “A spooky McGuffin in a world where literal gods have dwelled among us? Impossible!” that fantasy and sci-fi pull so often.
reminds me of the Council from Mass Effect xD
The gods dwell where?
Yeah, it's particularly noticeable in episodic works.
Often the monster of the week literally gets away with murder because the heroes refuse to accept that it might exist, despite fighting a monster of the week ... well, every week.
It would be like if every CSI episode started with a mandatory quarter of an hour of the main characters just assuming that murders don't actually happen.
I would watch a series of rimmy being racist towards elves and laughing like a maniac whenever he uses fire/explosive magic
I too would watch Rimmy do a Dwarf Fortress let's play!
@GigiGiga True. There is only extermination, of these vile and disgusting xenos. Nothing else, nothing more.
Erfworld, oh man, such a shame we will never find out how that story would have ended up like. Good to know Rimmy likes reading same webcomics as I do. Pretty sure he also likes The Order of the Stick and such.^^
Yep, used to read that too. Also there was one who's name I'm forgetting, I think it was called Looking For Group?
@@RimmyDownunder
FOR PONY!
@@RimmyDownunder I, too, would want to have a mountain that eats people.
@@RimmyDownunder You mean the WOW themed comic with Cale'Anon the Bloodelf and Richard the murderous Undead Warlock? Yeah, the name of that webcomic is Looking for Group.
Erfworld was dropped? A pity, haven't followed them for years.
Shadowrun has some words of wisdom for you:
Conserve Ammo.
Kill the mage First.
Do not deal with Dragons.
NEVER TRUST AN ELF!
Rimmy is not allowed to catch the butterflies, but can have undead child soldiers.
7:24 The name of the quest is Prodigal Son, to be prodigal you need to be Fortunate, and rimmy solved that with flamethrowers, so it was literally Vietnam on magic world
Rimmy: I naturally I slaughtered the Dwarfs *Zoran will remember this*
This one is going in the book! >:(
@@Kaiserboo1871 "I understood that reference"
Butterfly effect...
Based, fuck manlets
"Have you considered a career in my military? You can get a Dodge Charger you know" made me laugh way more than it should xD
US military be like:
'69 or late model?
@@firestorm165 I think most military members enjoy the powerplay of making people think they are police so they get the newer ones.
@@SpectreofEurope21 boring, they don't even come with a manual transmission
@@firestorm165 Yeah ain't even fun just loud...
HE DID IT HE USED THE SONG FUCK YEAH I'M FEELING IT
Why did I read this in your voice before I even noticed it was your comment? XD
@@Sundown42 Pugss is Powerful
"I just realized that Erfworld was also an isekai."
Honestly, just having Rimmy mention Erfworld is kinda surreal. Much like Erfworld seemed to me at the time.
You sounded like snake because you where a mercenary. Didn't you know the Diamond Dogs where based on the tell of Aivar and his war dogs? :p
Aivar and his war dogs, huh?
"Magefactory?" So, they mass-produce magicians? Construct conjurers? Whittle wizards?
Jumpscare Jreg is not real, he can't hurt you!
Jumpscare Jreg: 1:50
Bringing the "dollar store Geralt" rpg character stereotype to a whole new level
Funny because the voice actor for Geralt actually voiced the main character for this game.
And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived **proceeds to murder all fantasy creatures in line of sight**
"Ah Magic Gear" I laughed so hard, that was a pretty good Solid Snake impression and in general a pretty hilarious video! The game sounds quite interesting, good to see morality system that let you do war cri-I mean I better stop
When you sent your dogs after a troop of skeletons, did you ever say "Fetch"?
What am I saying, course you did.
You could say he was giving those dogs bones to chew on.
“I apologize for using artillery on your home. It’s for the greater good!”
I knew Rimmy was a closet Tau fan!
"It's the orderly option to attack these guys in the street and cut them down. The anarchy option is solving this through diplomacy"
Oh so it's just real life then
Order: end problem permanently
Chaos: convince problem to shut up for a bit
I can see it
@@sevenclovers7 That perfectly describes Neville Chamberlain.
I mean diplomacy is, after all, rather crucial to anarchism.
Fascist identified
8:09 “yay”
It took me 5 minutes of you talking to Horace to find out that it was not, in fact, spelled Horus.
me: peacefully sipping coffee
Rimmy: _"have you heard of the high elves?"_
"Magic Gear"
Damn now I want a fantasy version of metal gear.
Sneaking around using fly spells on the enemy's underpants to capture them
"We grind our characters to drop fire on the enemy, but their players won't allow them to call the dwarfs 'shorties' because it's racist."
If they're assembling necromancers like Ikea furniture does that mean that they're missing a few pieces like a rib or femur?
"It's the orderly option to attack these guys in the street and cut them down[...]"
Clearly they lacked sufficient moral clarity.
So came the end of our gallant hero , a Cautionary Tale to Never chase butterflies ,.. Les ye be trapped, CURSED even to be stuck between a box and a fence... Some say that to this day you can still here his haunting wails ... no, noooo
The more kings Bounty i watch the more i want to play it. Despite it's bad revievs. It actually looks really cool
4:16
"There's many people who don't understand the fine art of diplomacy and the only real way of communicating to these people that there's a better alternative to violence, is through Ultraviolence "
-Ssseth
@GigiGiga are you serious?
"Political Compass: the RPG"
you mean Disco Elysium?
Sorry Cop Noises.
Rimmy is angry
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
first jreg and twomad and now jreg on rimmys channel the jreg cinematic universe is expanding
*RIP MY KING* 💀
The Deathgrips part was so unexpected. I was drinking and almost spit my water out from laughing. Thank you. I love that group. Keep up the good work mate.
At the end when he can't chase the butterflies because of the crate: "Your impotence amuses me. I demand more!"
Ah, if only I had money. Oh well, add it to the wishlist of games I will never buy.
Idk man this game kinda looks like ass lmfao
I appreciate the help with finding the description, wouldn't have known if you didn't directly tell me with the subtitle
Also, the fact you know about Erfworld is awesome and I love it
1:50 I see that Jreg Nazbol, nice.
>Rimmy murders the dwarves
AAAAAAAAH THAT'S GOIN' INTO THE BLOODY BOOK
Ah, yes, the conflict between my desire for extremely good gameplay and my hatred for 3rd-grade voice acting.
Every rpg summed up in one sentence: *HERE'S YOUR FUCKING FLOWERS* 🤣🤣🤣
I actually have the answer to your silly question. Carrots aren't originally orange and were bred to be orange by the dutch for the glory of the house of Orange because they do nationalism and gardening really fucking well.
Elves have versatile roles in every society, as coー
5:45, still military use of corpses which I’m sure is a war crime.
Violence is not an answer. Violence is a question. And it's only a question of time until the answer is "Yes".
Kingdom Come: Delivery Quest
The Dodge Charger bit I'm slayed
Nazbol on the political compass I'm dead!
Holy shit. You just reminded me that Erfworld exists. Or did exist. Also, yeah, I guess it is an isekai before isekai was really big.
Rimmy: racist against dwarves
Peasant: racist to dwarves
Rimmy: hey wait illegal only I can do that.
I've not seen another person say anything about Erfworld until this video. I used to read it religiously.
"It was then I decided: fuck elves." I'm amazed it took a dedicated Warhammer fan this long to come to that conclusion.
The Jreg jumpscare was terrifying
"Small sacks of gold hidden under their beards"
KEK
"Fuck Elves." Ah, a man after my own...oh...never mind.
4:20 It's "Chicken Chaser" Not hunter.
Kings Bounty II is just a game that takes itself too seriously and has barely anything to do with old wacky and fun King's Bounty - or even older King's Bounty the predecessor of both KB and Heroes of Might & Magic.
This game should have its own title
Personally i'd go with "Trying too hard"
Or "Age of Wonders Poverty Edition."
1:50 A JrEg reference! Rimmy really IS cultured.
Ah, just when I thought I needed some sleep. Thanks Rimmy for your contribution to my eternal insomnia.
10:51 so a guy stepped on a colorful puddle and dies
The butterflies caught you!
Wow I can't believe there was a personalised message for me at 0:20
"FUCK ELVES" - Geralt seconds before killing most of the Scoia'tael
What is the song at 2:02 .sounds familiar
Settle your regrets - Non-State Actor
This was lots of fun. I hope you do more.
4:10, sounds about right, historically speaking
You just had to summon...Him.
*Fortunate son plays
Current quest- Prodigal son
I played King's Bounty .. um legends? As a kid, loved the combat.. story.. um well.. it was there
Welp, looks like im re-reading all of ErfWorld instead of bed tonight
"we're gaurds you know not heroes"
so you just don't do your job when things actually require you? donut eating mallcops even centuries before
Considering the circumstances I can _really_ sympathize with where they're coming from. Doesn't make it _right_ but I still _understand,_ y'know?
Same here, after the puddle story, I was inclined to believe him.
Me: "I dunno, looks meh."
Rimmy: "Fuck elves."
*Flashbacks to Dwarf Fortress*
Me: "Elves you say? Yeah, I might give it a try."
gotta say this gives me a completely different vibe than KB 1
That arrow is pointing to the video length line not the descripton, YOU HAVE LIED RIMMY
Love that little nozbol
6:42 Oh shit, I'm feeling it.
What was the song used during the dwarf genocide
3:50 (dree fiddy)
FUCK ELVES.
Is what I'm gonna be doing.
>But the elf is male...
Did I stutter.
So the Order option is violence and the Anarchy option is diplomacy.
"Competition is the Law of the Jungle, but Cooperation is the Law of Civilization" Peter Kropotkin.
This game merely implements non-aggression principle.
@@Salabar_ Ah yes, forgot about the AnCap side of things.
Civilization is just abstracted competition.
@@araaraaura1887 Although if any society or civilization is to function it must have a degree of cooperation, even if that is just the agreement to work within society's rules.
Is that who was responsible for the disaster at the factory? The Aristocrats!
Great video. Here's hoping for a part 2.
“Fuck Elves.”
Welcome to the Salamanders Rimmy, we all hate knife ears here.
6:41 *Gang Signs*
Have you heard of the travellers and that thief over there coming over an imperial ambush trying to cross the border of the high elves?
hmm i played all 5 of the "First" game... Glad to see the world is still going downhill!
0:41 What's the context of what Rimmy says about Joan getting knocked up in a barn and showing that short blurb about couples forming? Without a specific word to link it all its just drawing a blank for me.
4:30 sounds like Rimmy is trying out for the Pythons.
You could get a dodge charger! oh no
Next Time, On King's Booty II.... Will our hero get the Butterflies? Will the Government Man Come after our hero for Child Exploitation? Will he grow a pair and finally slaughter any one who asks him to do a fetch qeust?
Hahahaha this was the game you had to tell the Vtubers "I have to go review RPGs for money" that morning the other week.
7:24 Ok Thanos
why is the line assembling necromancers like ikea furniture make me laugh so much? also does that mean you keep ending up with extra parts?
I played one of the older games. The one with the chick, and I honestly enjoyed it. I am curious to see how this one is
THAT'S IT! IN THE DWARF GRUDGE BOOK YOU GO!
Rimmy could sell me literally every game :D
Oh no..POLITICS