What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube. Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice. Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving. We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
@@justinmiller5280 I found a long time ago driving in the rain, then putting on the e-brake just before a hard freeze can freeze the shoes to the disk or drum.
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
16:04 Those guys are from Las Vegas. They haven't posted any videos in years, but they used to look for people who parked like jackasses who were taking up two spaces for no reason, or parking in no parking areas, and they would park right next to them so they couldn't get in their car lol! I wish they would make move of these videos. They would sit in the next aisle and video the whole time from when the guy gets back to their car, until when they figure out how to crawl through their trunk to get in their car and finally drive away lol!
Instead of driving through the barrier they get out and had the train total it. Could have driven away with a few scratches but chose this instead. Dumb dumb dumb
@@77Infidel exactly you can drive underneath then if you really have to. Better than letting the train hit you. Will be like a 1 million dollar claim on her insurance. Yikes.
Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid. (Them, not you.) Those crossing arms do give way for a reason. Or this happens. "She said "are you serious?" Train says "yes, yes I am."🚂
2:43 You have reached your destination. Your destination is on your right!!. 👍
That had me tears 😂
Come to comment that also, that was so funny
My wife looked at me funny as I randomly burst out laughing 🤣 that gps timing was too good.
@@cantliff9 You and me both, my friend.
@@wolvo5441
Yelling at an oncoming locomotive to stop is the fail in the fist video.
Why?Maybe driver didnt see it?:)
What Happened Was That The Signalman Forgot To Change The Points, And The Engine Was Going Slow Enough To Stop Before The Excavator Arm Hit The Boiler Tube.
Fun Fact: That Engine Was Used In Thomas And The Magic Railroad.
@@joe125ful Of course they didn't see it. The issue is that not only did the call to stop come at least a hundred feet too late, but it's also unlikely the engineer heard him anyway.
HELL YES! They can stop on a dime... as long as the "dime" is the size of an airport!
@@Caden-z5dWhy Is The First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized?
Guys, I think he reached his destination.
*passenger door to the right (his destination) inoperable for added insult to injury*
"You have reached your destination."
The best word in humanity
THAT SO COMEDIC LMAOAOOA
and yellow paint, my eyes are so full of tears, i cant see my laptop screen, at 3-15
The yellow paint 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reminds me of a Mr Bean scene where he used firecracker to paint his whole room, but some other bloke went in to get his hat...
Guy was having one of THOSE days….
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just cant stop laughing, 🤣🤣🤣🤣, and the part with you have reached your destination , its on your right,
his guy is cracking me up like crazy! 😂
The biggest mistake is selling gas to these fools.
Actually, the biggest mistake was to give them a driver's license.
SHAME ON THOSE DRIVING SCHOOLS!
2:49 “you have reached your destination” is pure comedy gold
Merry Crashmas everybody.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Chrysler!
Happy Holidays jeepliving & everybody watching Fail Army.
😂😂🎉🙋🏼♂️
@@AlejandroPzGz And Happy Goodyear!
That blue car hitting the closing gate was brutal. 🥴
2:18 Now that will wake you up in the morning. That "gat dayemm" is relatable
The best Christmas gift is a new fail army upload 🤣
Now with 20% new videos.
Gratitude for the humans who ask, 'Are you alright?!' - instead of standing there and laughing.
"MA'AM"
Ahahahahah 😆
I fear for my family's safety knowing these people are operating 4000 pound vehicles at high speeds.
12:17 Your floor mats will do in a pinch, if you're stuck in mud/snow/ice/other. Also, a spray bottle of 2/3 Rubbing Alcohol, and 1/3 water is great for de-icing your windows. Can also be used on frozen locks. Cheers.
Absolutely great advice.
Maybe related, maybe not. As a commercial plumber, we test for gas leaks, usually new installs are pressured with air so you can't use a sniffer. Leak detector solution is $12 per bottle. So we use dawn soap and water, which freezes in the winter. Older plumber showed me a hack. Add a bit of windshield washer fluid to the bottle and problem solved. I love learning new things. Thanks again!
14:22 worried about the keys stuck in the tires... Mate, that tire is BALD, pretty sure those keys saved you from seeing Jesus early.
6:59 And from that day on, little Johnny never forgot to check the maximum load of his truck ever again.
That's probably a 5 ton boulder. I wouldn't even put that in any pickup even a dually.
12:14 - uses a single stick for traction, pretty sure it's front wheel drive too 😂
It's RWD.
Homie didn't buy the X-Drive edition
BMWs are rear wheel drive.
Rolls over, lands on side....'you have reached your destination.....' 😂
@ 14:01 - Bob's experimental seaweed farming idea would never get past the beta testing of the watertractor.
Happy Halloween everyone 😊
dude is christmas bruh
Thanks, joe biden! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Psychodermia 🤣🤣
У меня один вопрос: как выжили люди на Земле?
Глядя на этот ролик, у людей явно нет мозгов.
All the stupid ones use to die from their stupidity. Now due to modern medicine and putting warning labels on everything the stupid ones are thriving.
We are very close to the movie Idiotocracy becoming our reality. If you haven't seen that movie i highly recommend it. Compare it to our world now.
примерно так же как, в Красноярске вчера один отметил 37 летие, пьяный сел за руль и протаранил 70 машин соседей. А на утро в полиции сказал что ничего не помнил.
Effectivement, ils n’ont pas le niveau. C’est ce qui fait de l’humain, une espèce attachante, qu’on adore regarder se blesser.
Hope everyone has a safe holiday
If your reading this, I wish u a Merry Christmas 🎄:)
Merry Christmas!
At 15:30 the only way that guy is going to get that boat trailer near the water is if it rains. The easiest trailer in the world to back up.
No, far from "the easiest trailer in the world to backup," but still not difficult at all with a little thought.
Reminds me of the scene from family guy of peter trying to get his boat in the water
lol agreed that’s a pretty long tongue which makes it easier for sure.
And as always, friends: *NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!* 😂
What if someone got hurt in all the clips that didn't say no one got hurt🤯
will never understand, who says they never got hurt
0:06 why put the excavator there? don't they know it's a train track. it's confusing 🥲
The switch was supposed to be lined for the train to go down the other track but apparently someone forgot to line it.
Jetzt ist es erwiesen 😂 wir werden aussterben 😮
@@SeminoleRail If so, this shift worker is irresponsible and should be disciplined.
@@m.m.2819 if so then sad
If you have a closer look at 0:03, for example, you can see that excavator has adapter wheels for train tracks (the small round things in front of and behind the excavator). This is a regular thing. You can then use a regular excavator when something next to or between train tracks needs to be dug up.
14:40 when luck is on your side 😮😂
2:50 you won’t be leaving the destination for a while either.
and the yellow face paint guy,
Can they say anything other than "oh my god"?
Americans always says that come to EU we say stuff like f*uk.
and dont believe in God,lol
3:43 comedy legend status achieved! 😂
Buon Natale a tutti voi 👋🎉
5:20…and that’s when he realized that his horrible wheel offset was a questionable choice🤔
And if he had proper high aspect ratio tires instead of that low profile garbage it wouldn't have popped.
There are enough people (adults) on this earth, where I don’t know how they could survive long enough to actually become adults.
Some of these videos are ANCIENT.
still gives one a good laugh, the yellow paint guy .lol
2:37 - When your boss says 'improvise,' but you're starring in a comedy show instead of working!
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all and more fails to be filmed tonight!
Merry Christmas 🎄
1:49 the slow motion face planting into the ground was hilarious 😭
Happy Hanukah Everyone!
THE YELLOW PAINT!!!
14:23 pls return my keys
😂😂
_You have reached your destination_
Google: *Please review your driving experience* 😃
" You have reached your destination " lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
0:01 so that's how u stop the train in gta 5 !
You have reached your destination 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 Indeed
The vast majority of us barely can drive cars with four tires. Why anyone would try something with two tires is beyond insanity.
the prius stuck on ice speaks on so many levels
Some of these are satisfyingly funny But others are scary
Luckly, no one was hurt.
8:49 Unlike so many ramp fails, this guy did manage to get the motorcycle into the truck! Credit where it's due.
90% of people with driving licenses should be stripped off their sriving licences.
Yelling at a train to stop doesn't work that way
Fails like these make me feel better about my day. 😂 Work fails are a blessing in disguise!
Bro at 16:04 thought his low end merc was so special he could park between two spaces; guess he'll think twice next time.
people really need to learn what a 'handbrake' is
Guy that ran over the keys and popped his tire, never have I seen that 😂😮😅.
10:50 was one of the most extreme success to failure instances I have ever seen.
Who else couldn’t keep a straight face
3:24 Annnnnnd it was allllll yeloooow ~ Coldplay 😂
"No one was harmed"....at 2:37 it is always the Prius drivers with the bald tires
It looks like they left the parking brake on
Pretty sure they just need to release the E-brake.
@@justinmiller5280 I found a long time ago driving in the rain, then putting on the e-brake just before a hard freeze can freeze the shoes to the disk or drum.
1:55 Woman say "i wanna sleep".
Well, I think she definitely felt more energized.
Best video For Christmas 🎄
3:24 the guy covered in paint!
Looks like the drivers needs a refresher course on driving.
8:50 that's the first time I've seen a motorcycle loaded successfully!
"No scooters were harmed" 🛵
He's part of the Yellow Man Group at 3:23 😆
The last one with the guy who parked outside of the lines. They taught him a lesson. I have seen a similar one with a woman who did that, and they waited until she got in through the back, and was ready to back out - then drove the truck on the left away! lol
4:53 Boy, the Nissan memes are true
She yells "are you serious?"
Train says "no, just a locomotive, but yes, this is serious."
Gotta love Christmas uploads
the yellow paint face is tops, poor guy, lol, imagine trying to clean it all up,
4:15 yeah, you totally can't tell that that Fed Ex truck is a Fed Ex truck.
Your energy is so contagious! I can’t stop smiling.
3:23 An accident full of yellow paint 😯
- Will you be careful on the road?
- Wheel? Did you say "wheel"?
Failarmy: No one was harmed
Guy at 15:09 : Oh really?
At 3:45 the truck driver doesn't use his revision mirrors, a person like that shouldn't have a licence to drive.
Doctor: Let me get this straight. You broke your wrist… on a stationary bicycle…? 🤨 3:05
my grandma watched these videos when she was young
then she must only be 35
The agents 😂😂😂
No trains where seriously harmed in the making making of this vid
merry christmas
You too
2:10 I’ll be laughing at this for weeks
After watching this I feel a whole lot better about myself.
3:35 Geneva in the US 💀
0:22 i love his peak out the window
The lady with the trash can "ma'am"
16:04 Those guys are from Las Vegas. They haven't posted any videos in years, but they used to look for people who parked like jackasses who were taking up two spaces for no reason, or parking in no parking areas, and they would park right next to them so they couldn't get in their car lol! I wish they would make move of these videos. They would sit in the next aisle and video the whole time from when the guy gets back to their car, until when they figure out how to crawl through their trunk to get in their car and finally drive away lol!
4:53 - Once upon a time a car
Instead of driving through the barrier they get out and had the train total it. Could have driven away with a few scratches but chose this instead. Dumb dumb dumb
The crossing arms are made to give to a certain extent. Then she yells "are you serious?"
No, it's a locomotive and yes, it is serious.🚂🤦♂️
@@77Infidel exactly you can drive underneath then if you really have to. Better than letting the train hit you. Will be like a 1 million dollar claim on her insurance. Yikes.
You think she had insurance?🤔
@@77Infidel to let a huge train smash the car, she was very bold or very dumb.
0:47 "Well, I'll be forked!"
8:48 task failed successfully.
The first one hurt me as hell :'c
100% of these people are either drunk or have no clue about the Newtonian Laws.
or understand the basic use of the goddamn handbrake or simple physics
simultaneously both hilarious and aggravating
0:24 those who know
Last clip was the most satisfying.. LOL
@4:53 people need to learn to obey traffic law, if the gates are starting to go down stop!!! No excuses!!!
Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid. (Them, not you.) Those crossing arms do give way for a reason. Or this happens. "She said "are you serious?" Train says "yes, yes I am."🚂
There were definitely some people harmed in this one
many are, you see the pain ,loll
@@Palmstreet-u7x I think the next part will be the injury part.
@ 6:26 - even the dog is going, "What happened? What happened? Can I help?" haha! 😂
The loading ramps. So many people don not understand the risks...
your videos are great i watch them often when do you watch them
3:58 what’s going on this Outback driver ?!😮