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  • @_itz_me_ditto
    @_itz_me_ditto 2 роки тому +12315

    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

    • @ExplosmEntertainment
      @ExplosmEntertainment  2 роки тому +4094

      yeah

    • @anzio_52
      @anzio_52 2 роки тому +369

      @@ExplosmEntertainment COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

    • @EthanXz
      @EthanXz 2 роки тому +184

      ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕

    • @coolcreeper9414
      @coolcreeper9414 2 роки тому +204

      @@ExplosmEntertainment coffee moment

    • @avietnammanwhospeakedengli1774
      @avietnammanwhospeakedengli1774 2 роки тому +98

      @@ExplosmEntertainment what if it could be a meme Explosm?

  • @justinwlacy
    @justinwlacy 2 роки тому +9124

    As a former Starbucks barista, I can assure you that that ending gag is 100% true. I can recall several instances where I overheard customers talking about getting their coffee (or caffeine) for the day, only to order a Frappuccino that contained zero coffee.
    EDIT: Because this is confusing people, I want to clarify- some Frappuccinos *do* have coffee, and some of them do not. Starbucks splits how it categorizes them into “blended coffee” and “blended creme”- if your Frappuccino of choice is categorized as blended creme, it doesn’t have any coffee.

    • @fidgetwidget9116
      @fidgetwidget9116 2 роки тому +178

      But Frappuccinos are Delicious.

    • @draconariousthegamer1444
      @draconariousthegamer1444 2 роки тому +65

      What do they sell in the little fridges at convenience stores? I originally guessed cold brew but apparently that's super salty. Then I thought I heard one barista say it's a Frappuccino but now you're saying that's not even coffee. What dang drink am I looking for?

    • @justinwlacy
      @justinwlacy 2 роки тому +140

      @@draconariousthegamer1444 The bottled Frappuccinos sold in stores are closer to iced lattes than the Frappuccinos made by the baristas. Also some Frappuccinos *do* contain coffee, just not all of them.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 роки тому +52

      "former barista?" I can see why. Why didn't you tell them which ones have coffee in them?
      wiki - Frappuccino is a line of blended iced coffee drinks sold by Starbucks. It consists of coffee or crème base, blended with ice and ingredients such as flavored syrups and usually topped with whipped cream and or spices.
      Yea, some(or a zillion) new fraps , now, are basically milkshakes, but original fraps do have coffee in them.

    • @WixkedLovy
      @WixkedLovy 2 роки тому +113

      @@chrisperrien7055
      To be fair, it’s should be obvious which ones have coffee in them (tip: they’re named after coffee flavors).
      Also, based on the way I’ve seen customers treat Starbucks barista, I wouldn’t have said anything either. Customers will literally tell baristas they’re wrong about what a drink contains as if the barista isn’t the one who makes it. And frappes have so many carbs, the customers will still get their energy kick

  • @zacharythompson9346
    @zacharythompson9346 2 роки тому +5567

    Man, if he got this much energy before coffee, I wonder what he is like when he does get it

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon 2 роки тому +191

      He becomes canny.

    • @PhilHarmon1
      @PhilHarmon1 2 роки тому +95

      Part 2 confirmed then? We need to know the answer.

    • @LeonisYT
      @LeonisYT 2 роки тому +64

      Ever seen the movie over the hedge?

    • @filsdemorte
      @filsdemorte 2 роки тому +16

      @@LeonisYT I was thinking the same thing

    • @sydney5650
      @sydney5650 2 роки тому +27

      Completely expressionless zombie

  • @zarc4d
    @zarc4d Рік тому +1210

    he will eventually marry the person who sings apple juice,but drinks coffee

  • @crangismcbasketball6062
    @crangismcbasketball6062 2 роки тому +2107

    The amount of detail in this video is insane. The alarm clock has coffee cups for bells, his lamp is a coffee filter, the bed is a coffee mug, the coffee paintings, all the wallpapers are coffee colors, and the giant coffee silo on the side of his house. Incredible job C&H.

    • @andreas7250
      @andreas7250 2 роки тому +38

      Wait, what?
      Now i have to watch it again

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 2 роки тому +9

      I didn’t catch all of those, but I saw most of them!

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 2 роки тому +16

      Hell, even the title of the video continues on in its description.

    • @frankwilliamabagnale3303
      @frankwilliamabagnale3303 2 роки тому +26

      Not to mention the mug-shaped hood ornament and the building on the right at 1:06.

    • @skynneful
      @skynneful 2 роки тому +13

      the slippers, his hair, everything is an awesome refference

  • @blacktemplar6113
    @blacktemplar6113 2 роки тому +2256

    As someone with caffeine addiction, I find this truly relatable.

    • @Zzudwa
      @Zzudwa 2 роки тому +46

      Do you like apple juice too?

    • @blacktemplar6113
      @blacktemplar6113 2 роки тому +37

      @@Zzudwa
      Yes, but what i aslo like pineapple juice.

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 2 роки тому +11

      But can you sing and drive with only a drop of coffee?

    • @blacktemplar6113
      @blacktemplar6113 2 роки тому +18

      @@OceanAce
      No.
      Without full cup of coffee I'm extremely pissed off, I have a headache and I can hit people if they don't leave me alone.

    • @thetrashhunter_yt700
      @thetrashhunter_yt700 2 роки тому +2

      You and me both friend

  • @stevenstamper7904
    @stevenstamper7904 Рік тому +275

    Reasons why I love this cartoon
    1. Man literally FLOATS out of bed, does not get out
    2. Looks like a giant coffee bean with his whipped cream hair
    3. Amazingly can deform his face with eyes facing opposite directions and mouth going up and down
    4. Has a car strong enough to cause damage, fly, and yet no one gets hurt
    5 and lastly, orders apple juice instead of what he is singing about

  • @AS-qi9mb
    @AS-qi9mb 2 роки тому +417

    Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that his hair is the whipped cream they top most Starbucks lattes with? I just love that little detail that he not only loves coffee, he _is_ coffee

    • @TVINC.
      @TVINC. 2 роки тому +6

      I thought he looked like a bean

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 2 роки тому +10

      note his slippers also have the same whipped cream

    • @allenhernandez3350
      @allenhernandez3350 2 роки тому +11

      Huh… that makes the Apple juice make sense. He’s not a cannibal

    • @woahclayman
      @woahclayman 2 роки тому +10

      Body = *C O F F E E*
      ChestHair and Hair = Whipped Cream
      Underwear = Cup

    • @pyroflare7774
      @pyroflare7774 2 роки тому +1

      @@TVINC. flick the bean

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 2 роки тому +825

    A musical about coffee?
    Must be a Thursday!

    • @blingo7579
      @blingo7579 2 роки тому +18

      or a thirsty day

    • @DarthScott
      @DarthScott 2 роки тому

      @@blingo7579 😂

    • @sakuraeclipse
      @sakuraeclipse 2 роки тому +6

      @@blingo7579 thirstday

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear ks

    • @robertovargas5839
      @robertovargas5839 2 роки тому

      We are never letting this die are we?

  • @somethinginteresting7118
    @somethinginteresting7118 2 роки тому +34

    That look on his face after a single drop of coffee comes out of the coffee maker is amazing.

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 2 роки тому +1830

    He seems pretty damn functional without his coffee lol

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 2 роки тому +5

      Right

    • @eliasdex1236
      @eliasdex1236 2 роки тому +89

      but not without his apple juice

    • @justsomepenguinwithaglock2773
      @justsomepenguinwithaglock2773 2 роки тому +14

      alright one apple juice

    • @JOELDSDLR
      @JOELDSDLR 2 роки тому +14

      although the surprise ending after the credits is an Ironic Hypocrisy of his religion

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 2 роки тому +6

      I thought the same. I wake up, grab drink of water. DROP IT(Cup). Knock things over trying to clean it up. Pick up phone to check time. DROP IT(My phone). Im a hot mess inda morning

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila 2 роки тому +1437

    Dang. Just became my favorite song. When I’m not listening, I’m singing it.
    COFFEE COFFE COFFEE COFFE COFFEEEEE

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 роки тому +2

      True masterpiece right here XD

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 роки тому +2

      Coffee

    • @soniasoares7768
      @soniasoares7768 2 роки тому

      Mine too. It is a earworm.

    • @theinquisitor7191
      @theinquisitor7191 2 роки тому +1

      He is Coffee itself.

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 роки тому +4

      @@theinquisitor7191 *he was born in the coffe, molded by it, prepared to not know what the hell he is suposed to buy*

  • @always_healthy_jeanne
    @always_healthy_jeanne 2 роки тому +36

    Me at 3 am when I wake up to go get water : 0:37

  • @notosianautodidact9427
    @notosianautodidact9427 2 роки тому +817

    Going out on a limb here, but what if this character's shtick is that he is obsessed with coffee but is cursed to forget it every time he is either at a coffee shop or grocery store. Like a caffeine tantalus.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 2 роки тому +45

      Oh my god that’s fucking evil
      Edit: wait,but his cars floor is littered with empty coffee cups that are stained with coffee

    • @Badgerinary
      @Badgerinary 2 роки тому +21

      @@oldworldpatriot8920well I dont think he was cursed from birth

    • @summonersriftgarbage4426
      @summonersriftgarbage4426 2 роки тому +15

      @@Badgerinary well i don't think he was cursed in the past week either

    • @alguienconunvideojuego4606
      @alguienconunvideojuego4606 2 роки тому +8

      Caffeine Tantalus lmao

    • @furimindusties5736
      @furimindusties5736 2 роки тому +7

      He is cursed to forget every day that falls after a full moon perhaps.

  • @warfjm
    @warfjm 2 роки тому +1051

    I'm laughing so hard at the punchline!!! This seriously made my morning.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 2 роки тому +3

      Where I am, it's the afternoon.

    • @gamesdayza
      @gamesdayza 2 роки тому +6

      Just like a good cup of coffe

    • @JOELDSDLR
      @JOELDSDLR 2 роки тому +3

      would that be called "Ironic Hypocrisy"?

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots 2 роки тому +6

      @@snaketooth0943 Maybe where _you_ are.

    • @TheoDaJunk
      @TheoDaJunk 2 роки тому +1

      Bro it's literally 9:37pm where I am and similar times in Europe and Africa...where you live

  • @Jake-vo1cj
    @Jake-vo1cj Рік тому +21

    0:11 this is basically my dad every morning when he wants his coffee

  • @RedHood001-KA
    @RedHood001-KA 2 роки тому +352

    Okay, but the musical instruments being played here is WONDERFUL!! This freaking sounds like a one of those Disney musicals or something. Brilliant work!!

    • @SteveLehmann
      @SteveLehmann 2 роки тому +11

      Thank you!

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 2 роки тому +2

      @@SteveLehmann man, it was absolutely beautiful. Almost didn't belong in a C&H short. You got great talent, man.

    • @mikumutual
      @mikumutual 2 роки тому

      @@SteveLehmann Real question, is this a parody of another song? The melody is familiar but I'm not sure if it's original

    • @SteveLehmann
      @SteveLehmann 2 роки тому +3

      @@mikumutual No - we wrote this, but in a specific style.

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 роки тому +1

      COFFEE ☕

  • @weegeemanxd2591
    @weegeemanxd2591 2 роки тому +286

    I love how after all these years ExplosmEntertainment is still going strong, they've done SO MUCH!
    I really hope they consider doing a C&H Movie one day.

    • @starpaw9767
      @starpaw9767 2 роки тому +5

      They are 12 years old! I think it's impressive for anyone to have 12 years of creativity!

    • @Luzzzzzo
      @Luzzzzzo 2 роки тому +8

      They have a show, card game, video game, and now, they just need a movie.

    • @cindybubbles
      @cindybubbles 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, a movie would be too long. How about a Netflix series instead?

  • @DrTranofEvil
    @DrTranofEvil 2 роки тому +15

    I spent 8 years in college while working full time.
    This was my theme song, except picture it sung half-asleep and my morning coffee got followed by a Red Bull. Slept three hours a night for eight bloody years…

    • @Funtermore
      @Funtermore 2 роки тому

      How are you not dead? Or at least, mildly insane...

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil 2 роки тому

      @@Funtermore burned out (hardcore). Took me roughly three years to pull the worst of it back from the brink and almost a decade to get my life pulled back together in general… can’t say I recommend it… lost every friend, a ten year relationship, and a helluva lot more.
      Made a helluva lot of progress… I have a rather impressive stack of laurels. That said, since I burned out on the subjects I was studying, I get to start over with something else…
      I’ll have a little more patience with that journey this time. 😅

  • @joshuasong3195
    @joshuasong3195 2 роки тому +90

    Can we just acknowledge the amazing singing and producing?

    • @ralfs.gurkitis1642
      @ralfs.gurkitis1642 2 роки тому +3

      COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFEE

  • @AnOnimOuZ1245
    @AnOnimOuZ1245 2 роки тому +402

    All jokes aside whoever sung that intro before he started going coffee crazy has a great voice like wtf

    • @caked3953
      @caked3953 2 роки тому +5

      And the text is preatty well made

    • @WillowVee
      @WillowVee 2 роки тому +22

      Yeah Mike Salcedo can sing pretty well, he did the Randy Newman singing for the Stockholm’s themesong too

    • @Rollintogames
      @Rollintogames 2 роки тому

      Yes

    • @mjkhan9664
      @mjkhan9664 2 роки тому +2

      That's all Mike Salcedo

  • @alexandermitchell7893
    @alexandermitchell7893 9 місяців тому +2

    He's obsessed with coffee, just like Cookie Monster is obsessed with cookies.

  • @tacotacotacoization
    @tacotacotacoization 2 роки тому +268

    I’ve thoroughly enjoyed how new characters are being stylized. This might be one of my new favorite shorts.

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 роки тому +1

      COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 2 роки тому +2

      Narc knight is a testament to this

  • @DarthScott
    @DarthScott 2 роки тому +244

    *this is a certified coffee classic* ☕

  • @JoEbY-X
    @JoEbY-X 2 роки тому +4

    I know for a fact that whoever at C&H wrote this sketch has actually been doing the COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE dance down the stairs every morning for real for years.

  • @MagicCardboardBox
    @MagicCardboardBox 2 роки тому +40

    I... Why do I like this guy so much, why do I think it's wholesome how passionate he is?!

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil 2 роки тому +43

    This is all so beautiful. I'd love to see more of Mr. Coffee in the future.

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 2 роки тому +6

    1:16 that guy is so smart. He knew he couldn’t talk to him so he just shook his head to answer. I almost thought he would say something and get severely punished.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 роки тому +420

    "The fact that coffee has been cited as the biggest source of antioxidants in the US simply highlights how poor the average American diet is, not the fact that coffee is some super food that contains way more antioxidants than normal, healthy whole foods such as fruits and vegetables.
    " - Master Oogway

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 2 роки тому +17

      Okay, but who really said that?

    • @januzairamli4426
      @januzairamli4426 2 роки тому +35

      Sun Tzu

    • @bergerloos5014
      @bergerloos5014 2 роки тому +31

      @@januzairamli4426 and i'd say he knows a little more about coffee than you do paaaal because he invented it

    • @doppio_9983
      @doppio_9983 2 роки тому +15

      @@bergerloos5014 Then perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of caffination!

    • @sheepking9540
      @sheepking9540 2 роки тому +10

      @@doppio_9983 And from then on whenever a bunch of beans are in one place it's called a zoo!

  • @nizofox8881
    @nizofox8881 2 роки тому +282

    as a morning person who drinks coffee.. i might sing this to torment my family who all are not morning people :p

    • @logansray
      @logansray 2 роки тому +10

      Please let us know how it goes cause that sounds hilarious.

    • @shelldie8523
      @shelldie8523 2 роки тому +3

      And we shall hide your coffee and keys. Don't mess with the tea drinkers

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 2 роки тому +6

      You’re a terrible person and I salute you

    • @SemperFine
      @SemperFine 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not a morning person which is the reason why I heavily rely on coffee whenever I woke up.

    • @dallassteel625
      @dallassteel625 2 роки тому

      Please record that incident!! I WANNA SEE THAT!!! 😂😂😂

  • @opalchatam2065
    @opalchatam2065 5 місяців тому +1

    literally whenever i'm down (high functioning depression) - this one ALWAYS makes me laugh.
    TY

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 2 роки тому +272

    Feels like someone's had enough of some people who made coffee a part of their personality and can't help telling people about it. LMAO

    • @duffpaddy3996
      @duffpaddy3996 2 роки тому +6

      Still not as obnoxious as certain vegans 😂

    • @MasterGriefSr
      @MasterGriefSr 2 роки тому +8

      As someone who doesn’t really drink coffee this is what they look like to me...

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 роки тому

      coffee

    • @borat3105
      @borat3105 2 роки тому +1

      Or that one annoying health nut guy who always bickers about how your food is unhealthy

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 2 роки тому +1

      @@duffpaddy3996 Or self-proclaimed "carnivores." Both extremes are unhealthy.

  • @guerreirodead
    @guerreirodead 2 роки тому +43

    I think he likes coffee!

  • @ONCIE_Lee
    @ONCIE_Lee 2 роки тому +1

    I don't even like to drink coffee... But by seeing this... The song is so good that it literally stuck in my head!!!

  • @VNightmoon
    @VNightmoon 2 роки тому +38

    Explosm needs to put out their songs for sale. I'd buy this and the medical report song.

  • @Ivanorblargh
    @Ivanorblargh 2 роки тому +30

    1:21 the face makes me more funni also the song is better

  • @NeroNORirl
    @NeroNORirl 9 місяців тому +1

    As a coffee addict, i approve of this.

  • @cinderball1135
    @cinderball1135 2 роки тому +81

    I'm not addicted to coffee.
    I am however a liar.

    • @darkllamallama7695
      @darkllamallama7695 2 роки тому +1

      If youre a liar does that mean youre telling the truth?
      If so then that means youre a liar but then that would mean youre tellung the truth?!?!
      Man i need a coffee

  • @CsquaredaapGaming
    @CsquaredaapGaming 2 роки тому +115

    I'm gonna sing this every day of my life now 😂

  • @somethingsuable
    @somethingsuable 2 роки тому +1

    OH MY GOD! IT’S A LIVING COFFEE COFFEE
    THE ONLY LIVING ONE OF IT’S KIND!!!!!

  • @CallOfCabbage
    @CallOfCabbage 2 роки тому +61

    The fact that he didn’t end up getting a cup of coffee deeply infuriates me.

    • @martinmarkov9707
      @martinmarkov9707 2 роки тому +6

      It arouses me, though. Also.. he had a drop of joe in his cup at home.. you can't do that with apple juice.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 2 роки тому +6

      That was the cyanide portion of the video.

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 7 місяців тому

      Apple Juice is a punchline and it's completely Punch you to bits

  • @geraldinelewis8314
    @geraldinelewis8314 2 роки тому +37

    Time to memorize this song so I can sing it each morning while I drink my coffee

  • @AeonQuasar
    @AeonQuasar 8 місяців тому +2

    I keep returning to this, and ocationally I keep singing COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE and slightly jump walk when I'm heading from my office to the break room. My coworkers haven't seen this gig so I can see some of them are questioning my sanity.

  • @lankhan12
    @lankhan12 2 роки тому +80

    Damn this guy and the regular show coffee guy would be the best of friends

    • @Jubasa99
      @Jubasa99 2 роки тому +6

      I imagine they more like some kind of perverted lovers. Remember that Coffee guy can also shoot coffee through his nipples

    • @aldente3868
      @aldente3868 2 роки тому +9

      @@Jubasa99 I try my hardest not to remember that.

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 2 роки тому +5

      I could've gone my whole life without remembering this and I would have been ok with it.

    • @t-nbell7013
      @t-nbell7013 2 роки тому

      Everybody’s working for the weekend

    • @bruhwhat7666
      @bruhwhat7666 2 роки тому

      Frfr

  • @wack9674
    @wack9674 2 роки тому +31

    This man sure loves coffee

    • @slimeknight6726
      @slimeknight6726 2 роки тому +5

      And yet he chose apple juice at the end either shows he lied or apple juice is just great

  • @bz3308
    @bz3308 2 роки тому +3

    I need an full one hour version of this!

  • @MetalY2KMusic
    @MetalY2KMusic 2 роки тому +35

    i'm amazed that some people aren't catching on that he looks like a coffee drink with whipped cream on top lmao

  • @DalePWhyte
    @DalePWhyte 2 роки тому +20

    You bastards. I work in a pub and everytime someone ordered a coffee this day I'm stood there chanting "coffee coffee coffee" while making it

  • @lushedleshen
    @lushedleshen 2 роки тому +1

    It’s funny, the malic acid in apple juice can actually perk you up.
    It doesn’t give you energy or keep you up, but it’ll give you a really quick jolt to shake off some of the grogginess.
    I actually work with malic acid a lot as a bartender and it’s one of my favorite things to use to tart up a cocktail. Has a dry astringency and slight green apple notes to it.

  • @brucejterwilliger5477
    @brucejterwilliger5477 2 роки тому +26

    Lyrics
    *Sing Gently*
    I would like to drink a cup of coffee.
    Yes, coffee is the thing I'd like to drink.
    Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.
    If you talk to me, then in response I'll sing:
    **(CHANGE VOICE TO CAFFIENE HIGH)**
    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
    COFFEE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE
    COFFEE TO WAKE ME UP EACH MORNING
    COFFEE CUP WOULD MAKE YOUR BED EACH NIGHTTT
    IF I EVEN THINK OF IT, I MUST HAVE A DRINK OF IT!
    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IS SUBLIMEEE!
    PLEASE DO NOT CUT OFF MEE, unless you have hot coffee!
    ANDIFYOUDOPLEASEGIVECOFFEETO MEEEEE.
    To all of my coffee lovers, you're welcome!

  • @LemurFrenzy212
    @LemurFrenzy212 2 роки тому +21

    The animation and the tone change of the song was so good, I don't even drink coffee very often but I'll have to every time I get a cup now.

  • @darby2314
    @darby2314 2 роки тому +5

    I feel like I could write a 1 hour lecture on the structure of Comedy just talking about this one cartoon....
    ...god damnit

  • @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004
    @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004 2 роки тому +8

    Instant classic 10/10 would highly recommend

    • @lethalwolf7455
      @lethalwolf7455 2 роки тому

      Good God man! That’s just Ludicrous😐

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 2 роки тому +23

    Me before my coffee: "Hehe, word."
    Me after my coffee: "How the heck did he get his car in his living room?"

  • @onidrion6669
    @onidrion6669 2 роки тому +50

    i like how his torso's hairs are shaped like the regular milky leaf we often see at the top of a latte

  • @StormVII
    @StormVII 2 роки тому +56

    When I woke up late, missed my morning cup of coffee, and thought 'Ah, you won't even notice today!'
    ....Well, needless to say I wasn't expecting to be THIS wrong.

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 2 роки тому +10

      🧃 Here's your apple juice

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ 2 роки тому

      I can't go without my coffee but it does nothing for me.

    • @isaowater
      @isaowater 2 роки тому +2

      @@shmosel_ caffeine addiction in a nutshell

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ 2 роки тому

      Nah, I just like the taste.

  • @ethanggliu
    @ethanggliu 2 роки тому +2

    the singing is actually pretty good at the start hahaha

  • @NOOB-ps8km
    @NOOB-ps8km 2 роки тому +19

    Why does this remind me about that one coffe episode in Regular Show.

  • @ocboy5163
    @ocboy5163 2 роки тому +10

    The perfect musical doesn’t exi-.

  • @greenlion6544
    @greenlion6544 2 роки тому +1

    This is my alarm every morning... Hope we get a part 2!

  • @fellowspacemarine
    @fellowspacemarine 2 роки тому +25

    Well someone in the writing room deserves a raise

  • @anthonyzepeda2171
    @anthonyzepeda2171 2 роки тому +42

    As someone who’s mothers side of the family is Costa Rican, I concur with this video. No matter the time of day, it was time for coffee. We are currently working on renovating my grandmothers home, and a pot of coffee is always ready (but we run out of water bottles)

  • @michaelanderson8339
    @michaelanderson8339 2 роки тому

    This is very light hearted and fun! Do more stuff like this

  • @inferno395
    @inferno395 2 роки тому +13

    Man if only I liked coffee.

  • @leosc8530
    @leosc8530 2 роки тому +19

    0:58 just for me or he said "drink COVID"

  • @TheMaverick842
    @TheMaverick842 2 роки тому +1

    I saw this when it came out and watched it many many times after that and now it's a normal part of my daily routine seeing this

  • @farrdawgjoker7087
    @farrdawgjoker7087 2 роки тому +6

    I still love the elderly people at Cracker Barrel, Waffle Hut ,and other similar type restaurants and cafe's drinking coffee all day and all night talking about how these kids are all addicted to something and all want something to speed them up so they don't have to sleep completely oblivious to the fact they are addicted to caffeine and are doing the same thing.

  • @GreatFlamingEyebrows_
    @GreatFlamingEyebrows_ 2 роки тому +8

    C&H has totally upped its game with character animations recently

  • @Sal3x
    @Sal3x 2 роки тому

    The level of music production is just amazing.

  • @RadioactvPanda
    @RadioactvPanda 2 роки тому +53

    The entire time, this poor chap thought he enjoyed coffee, when in reality, he was mistaken that apple juice was coffee the entire time. Truly, a heart warming tale.

    • @online8979
      @online8979 2 роки тому +2

      He make apple juice in a coffee pot.

  • @soulmagician7503
    @soulmagician7503 2 роки тому +6

    The animation was especially beautiful in this one.

  • @thomashenry4798
    @thomashenry4798 9 місяців тому +1

    I listened this on repeat for hours during a COVID induced fugue.

  • @ArbitraryEverything
    @ArbitraryEverything 2 роки тому +13

    I can't help but feel this is his daily routine and he has never actually drunk a cup of coffee in his life.

  • @zin7500
    @zin7500 2 роки тому +4

    This will no doubt become a classic. Well done!

  • @jimmyofthesea1883
    @jimmyofthesea1883 2 роки тому +1

    As a coffee bean importer I love seeing a depiction of my truly addicted end customers.

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 2 роки тому +22

    You know it's Mike's work when the lead doesn't look like a Cyanide and Happiness character and the expressions are pushed to crazy lengths.

  • @Artuchu
    @Artuchu 2 роки тому +4

    this is... one of the more *interesting* Cyanide and Happiness videos...
    and im all for it lmao

  • @vulpixie207
    @vulpixie207 Рік тому +1

    his song lives rent free in my head every. single. time. that I make coffee

  • @Basil-sy6cm
    @Basil-sy6cm 2 роки тому +7

    I love how his alarm clock bells are mugs

  • @TheFluffernutter12
    @TheFluffernutter12 2 роки тому +9

    Jokes aside dude can really sing

  • @emoogas6482
    @emoogas6482 2 роки тому +5

    Lyrics (they go hard):
    I would like drink a cup of coffee, yes coffee is the thing id like to driiiiink
    Dont talk to me until ive had my coffeeee, If you talk to me then in response Ill siiiiing
    Coffee!Coffee!Coffee!Coffee!Coffee!
    Coffee! Every MOMENT OF MY LIIIIFE
    Coffee! To wake me up each morninggg!!
    Coffee!o put me to bed Each niiiiight!
    If I even Think of iiit!, I must have a drink of iiiitt!
    Coffee!Coffee!Coffee! is Subliiiiime!
    Please do not Cut off me!!!,
    unless you have hot coffee?
    And if you do Pease give coffee To MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @jordanmaia1063
    @jordanmaia1063 2 роки тому +6

    That was fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard I even spilled my coffee on the table.

  • @cameronsteel8801
    @cameronsteel8801 2 роки тому +5

    "APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES"
    - The Nicaraguan coffee salesman he meets at the airport

  • @Clonekiller66
    @Clonekiller66 15 днів тому +1

    This is like that guy who has all kinds of Star Wars merch, wears Star Wars shirts, has Star Wars Tattoos, is always talking about Star Wars. But when you ask him what his favorite movie is, he says Lord of the Rings.

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 роки тому +15

    He doesn’t even have a name. He’s listed in the credits as “Coffee Person” 😂

  • @Thraakull
    @Thraakull 2 роки тому +8

    me :" coffe cofee cofee"
    my organs" water please!"
    me: "no, fuck you, I SAID COOOFFEEEEE!!!"

  • @mjkhan9664
    @mjkhan9664 2 роки тому

    I lost count of how many times I've watched this. This song is in my head rent free now and I'm totally OK with that

  • @Cyanceli099
    @Cyanceli099 2 роки тому +7

    If there’s a full song of it we will definitely want to sing along with it

  • @ateuedai860
    @ateuedai860 2 роки тому +9

    Coffee is how he says "apple juice" in his native language.

  • @edgargonzales4628
    @edgargonzales4628 Місяць тому +1

    This guy might also run the coffee shop

  • @smashstar020
    @smashstar020 2 роки тому +4

    This was surprisingly wholesome

  • @arthillis315
    @arthillis315 2 роки тому +13

    First laugh of the day goes to cyanide and happiness.

  • @jordanisiah24
    @jordanisiah24 2 місяці тому +1

    Just ordered the tumbler from this cant wait

  • @DieuGamer1929
    @DieuGamer1929 2 роки тому +4

    Damn, what a title!
    Edit : Damn, what a catchy song!

  • @mr.snowtick7940
    @mr.snowtick7940 2 роки тому +6

    I would like to drink a cup of coffee this Coffee is the thing I'd like to drink Don't talk to me until I've had my Coffee if you talk to me, then in response I'll sing COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE COFFEE TO WAKE ME UP EACH MORNING COFFEE TO PUT ME TO BED EACH NIGHT IF I EVEN THINK OF IT I MUST HAVE A DRINK OF IT COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IS SUBLIME PLEASE DO NOT CUT OFF ME Unless you have hot coffee AND IF HAVE COFFEE PLEASE GIVE COFFEE TO MEEEEEEEEEE (may I take your order sir?) Uhhhhhhhhh (Car horns) (alright that's one apple juice) Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

  • @johnandrewliem
    @johnandrewliem 2 роки тому

    I cant stop watching this... I need 10 hours of just the reff...

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 роки тому +66

    Fun fact: eating an apple is more effective at waking you up in the morning than a cup of coffee

    • @Kostas_epic_gamer
      @Kostas_epic_gamer 2 роки тому +5

      Dude that is exactly what l eat almost every day!!!

    • @marcuseverett1642
      @marcuseverett1642 2 роки тому +14

      @@Kostas_epic_gamer Doctors must be absolutely TERRIFIED to come near you!

    • @Kostas_epic_gamer
      @Kostas_epic_gamer 2 роки тому

      @@marcuseverett1642 Um no why would they be?

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 2 роки тому +3

      @@Kostas_epic_gamer "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 2 роки тому +14

      I tested this on my sleeping kid and it's incorrect. First I shoved an apple in his mouth-no effect. Then I poured hot coffee in his mouth and he sprang out of bed.

  • @intensivecarebear1938
    @intensivecarebear1938 2 роки тому +8

    Things I noticed after watching this like 20 times
    1. Video description starts with the last 3 letters of Coffee cut off on the title
    2. He parked his car in his kitchen basically
    3. His hood ornament on his car is a coffee cup
    4. 1:21 the animators made his window fog up on this part

  • @Overlord236
    @Overlord236 2 роки тому

    making it is better than buying it he is truly a man of culture

  • @kaelibw34
    @kaelibw34 2 роки тому +28

    I think he likes coffee. It’s subtle but if you really look at it, I think you can pick it up.

    • @MalMalsEDITS
      @MalMalsEDITS 2 роки тому +4

      Nah it’s all about dat apple juice bruh🍎

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 2 роки тому

      They we he picks up a coffee pot every morning?