Tool lmfaoo ok so suppose there are people HOT CLIMATE COUNTRIES that eat plants because their situaion and climate standards depend on it.. But how about people for example who live or have lived in cold climate parts of the world that cant grow a fucking lettuce plant or feild of rice ? you do know there are lots of people in the world who still live in icey winter conditions right ? go ahead try to grow a plant in ice and snow.. also animals were used to make clothes and keep people warm etc.. should they vine together some plants and rose petals for a blizzard snow storm ?
Rebecca Fedorneac nope, there are exceptions and yes survival is one of them. my message is to those who don't NEED to use animals. modern societies for example do not need animals at all. its quite simple.
Rebecca Fedorneac Actually, you could very well farm using hydroponics, and eating animals is wasteful in energy. It costs more energy to raise it than what you get from the animal. Absolutum, modern societies STILL need animals, all the food that is imported is extremely unhealthy and its salted, filled with preservatives etc. But, I think these guys are really dumb, they act all cool because they can eat all this stuff, but this is really just shoving food down your throat that you don't need. It's better to waste food than to eat too much.
That's circle reasoning. Being a cannibal means you eat human flesh, not eating human flesh makes you not a cannibal. Why don't ya'll just go and eat humans? -because they don't eat humans. So, let me rephrase: Why don't they just go and become cannibals?
Alexander Salt because taking a sentient life when you do not have to is an incorrect thing to do and causes imposition on another needlessly infringing on their right to exist.
Absolutum This of course depends on your definition of "correct" but I do see your point. Then again, why should humans at all be allowed to exist? Why is taking a sentient life not okay and taking a non-sentient life okay? Do humans have more right than plants and animals to exist? Who makes these laws? Who declares who has the right or not? God? Humans?
Alexander Salt well my definition of "correct" means acting in accordance with compassion and wisdom. who is "allowing" us to live? we will be our own grim reapers if we continue down this path if anything. How do I take a non-sentient's life away? like breaking a rock? stabbing some dirt? that does not kill them, a rock would only multiple, it does not end their existence. a sentient life loses its awareness and existence in this reality and the experience it accumulates. on top of that the suffering and pain factor is involved as well. even plants though alive cannot be compared in their capacity to suffer in the same ways a human or animal can. The truth is that plants, when stressed, release a chemical called ethylene. It's such a stretch to refer to this as "pain." It is even more erroneous to compare this response with the pain suffered by animals and human beings. Plants lack nerve endings, brains, hormones, and other structures that would allow them to experience pain. They also lack the ability to move away from sources of stress, an evolutionary trait linked with the ability to feel pain. all life lives equally as they are designed to. the only ones stepping out of balance are the humans but it is possible to join back into the balance with nature with the animal and plant kingdom once again. the universe makes the laws and we are subject to them first. then we are subject to the ideas in our heads of what gods laws must be as well as our own beliefs of right and wrong. then we are subject to the laws of man. and out of the last three we pick and choose what laws we follow or don't. does not mean the laws of man are just by any means or mans interpretations of gods laws either. however regardless of any "laws" man made or not, morality will always be and we can either act in accordance with it or not at all. its a choice and our choices define our being.
Tool Sentience is the best condiment. Well, right after the tears of a mother animal mourning the loss of her offspring that provided the meat for said condiment.
Yeah Vegetarians note to self that animals were made to be eaten I am sorry to say that but its actually true and a fact. No offense to the Vegetarians, I know that you eat plants and vegetables for a reason. So yeah. Sorry.
Ziggy the cute shih tzu Do you get pissed when a wolf kills a deer or a bear kills a salmon or ANY other instance where one animal kills another for food? Because guess what all humans are, we are all ANIMALS! It is completely no different than any other instance in nature except we have learned to domesticate other animals to use as a food source. So stop acting high and mighty acting like anyone who eats meat is evil. You know those fang like teeth in your mouth? Just guess what the use for those teeth are. I'll give you a hint it rhymes with beating neat.
what you're really asking for is processed secretions of animal tit juice infused with pus and hormones and the flesh of another being layed out upon that.
Rodaea White so on your plate you want the skin of another being and the menstrual cycle of a chicken, with pancakes made with animal tit juice, lots of processed tit juice (cheese) with 70% fat that you can't digest properly on it, with a side of blood, guts, organs and head meat made into a sausage, with a toasted bun with more animal tit juice made into butter. no I will not enjoy that.
Rodaea White so you just mentioned it, but never ate it? so you've never had bacon, eggs, sausage, butter or cheese? what I said is not mean or hating I simply gave you a definition for the food you suggested to eat. i personally thought it was gross but to each his own. im just suggesting you don't put that stuff in your mouth because you or anyone don't really need it. it causes an infinite amount of more harm to the planet and the animals and to your own body then me describing what you wanted to eat. so if you can't put something nice in your mouth don't put it in there at all. im just suggesting it.
Investigationization have you read the studies from Harvard? have you read the studies from EPIC? do you know that 50% of americans die from heart related diseases? all from meat and dairy.......i didn't think so. pulling numbers from studies is not exaggerating.
Lee Worley I did and since they are Canadian they have a completely different anatomy from Americans? they are a completely different species. good one buddy.
looking back on this the only thing i'd have done different is deep fry those hash browns, pan frying and getting that burned outside would be unappetizing, meanwhile frying would make them taste just like McD's.
"You guys boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"Noooo"
poor guy.
Dawg she totally wanted to haalalahlahlhalha
+Jesus Christ what does fudge him mean? fuck you bitch
Don't be assuming that mate, you don't know what some people are going through
Lol friend zoned
that tone in that "Nooo" . FUCKING RIP
Back then Josh was baked asf in every episodes
is it bad that im binge watching old epic meal time episodesat 12 and i have finals tommorrow
Simon6621HD no im on break now
+TheStig'sMexicanCousin how did u do?
David Salganicoff good lol
TheStig'sMexicanCousin k then ur fine
I just did that and I got an A- on my finals
Seriously you guys should open a restaurant I would seriously eat there all the time
YES
The Phantom of The Opera Every damn time fuck the gym
The Phantom of The Opera meals would cost a fkin truck ton though, it would be the cost-co of small time restaurants.
YEA
Health inspectors would shut the down immediately...
As a Canadian I can say that yes; this is what we eat for breakfast.
I usedto be underweight. Then I subscribed to Epic Meal Time.
R they americans or canadians
FredFord 😂🤣👌🏾
@@drophoon6209 canadians
"Its not even a thing, we're just pretending." Killed me! XD
I am hungry.
Hi hungry nice to meet ya
Nice to meet you too, Olivia Beane. How is your pet kitty?
He good. Sleepin by me now.
Olivia Beane Good.
Yup. U has pets? How are they?
recommended amount of calories in a day:
kids:2000
women:2200
men:2500
this is 42620 calories. and thats just breakfast!
this is why I love them
They feed more than one person with it, right?
2500? That is for humans.
So that is the reasons why so many americans are so fat! And i know. Now you will say: NO! I exercise everyday and i don't eat at Mc Donalds everyday.
TheFalling Lord its epic meal time what you expect just broccoli?
Honestly, none of them are really even that fat. Fuck the haters. Also, side question, which wastes more food: Epic Meal Time or MasterChef?
Are we talking like quantity of food like in pounds or like who makes more meals
master chef because they never finish the food
Doesn't mean they're healthy
MasterChef. never finish food; like 30 countries have a MasterChef show. so easily masterchef
Master chef eat the foodd of camera dildos
I wanted to make a lightbulb joke, but screw it.
O my god
Best thing heard all day 😂
I wanted to make a chemistry jike, but I know I won't get a REACTION
+zig zag Mad Wanted to make a chemistry joke.... but Na..
Is Boris Please, I'm pleading
how the fuck are these guys not 800 pounds like they must have to exercise all day
They binge eat.
it's soy
they only make 1 meal a week and that's all they eat until the next tuesday.
Jonathan Canfield d the definition of binge eating
Andrew Sun i didn't mean they eat once a week.
they make 1 meal and the leftovers for the entire week. you know like throughout the week.
I am surprised they don't have heart attacks!
I think they work out in between times
Josh Woodend Apparently, muscles glasses is a personal trainer, go figure :D
very impressive paradise I can't believe no one has said what you have said before ever!
Down below that's why it's called EPIC meal time
'Flippin breakfast items like Andre the Giant flips small cars.'
I
LIST
MY
SHIT😂😂
Harley without the big beard looks like Trevor in GTA
He sorta looks like Nico in GTA liberty city
1:24 FRIENDZONED!!!
1:28 is the funniest thing I've seen in a while; that fucking angle made it so funny
I think I gained a pound just watching this!
i would kill for a slice of that.
These are real man!
killing defenseless beings who never fight back? sounds real manly. i guess it takes one to know one.
Tool XD
Tool lmfaoo ok so suppose there are people HOT CLIMATE COUNTRIES that eat plants because their situaion and climate standards depend on it.. But how about people for example who live or have lived in cold climate parts of the world that cant grow a fucking lettuce plant or feild of rice ? you do know there are lots of people in the world who still live in icey winter conditions right ? go ahead try to grow a plant in ice and snow.. also animals were used to make clothes and keep people warm etc.. should they vine together some plants and rose petals for a blizzard snow storm ?
Rebecca Fedorneac nope, there are exceptions and yes survival is one of them. my message is to those who don't NEED to use animals. modern societies for example do not need animals at all. its quite simple.
Rebecca Fedorneac Actually, you could very well farm using hydroponics, and eating animals is wasteful in energy. It costs more energy to raise it than what you get from the animal.
Absolutum, modern societies STILL need animals, all the food that is imported is extremely unhealthy and its salted, filled with preservatives etc.
But, I think these guys are really dumb, they act all cool because they can eat all this stuff, but this is really just shoving food down your throat that you don't need. It's better to waste food than to eat too much.
never watch these videos in ramadan (while ur fasting)
+Abdullah Halawani being muslim isnt a race
Abdullah Halawani i reported him
as you See in the Comment section Most Watch at 3 am and then you can eat while ramadan of im Not wrong ^^ (jk)
I can't explain how much I want that pizza!
Me too so freaking hungry!
I haven't eaten yet but I'm starving!!! I'm too lazy to get food.
let me just say!
never watch these videos when you are hungry
I'm always hungry...
that's my secrect i'm always hungry
+Anartikswmaman Fuck yeaa! !comment made my night!
Yeah I agree with you
+CRLSTHEGOON Well I did that mistake and my fridge was empty as hell
This kinda makes me want to watch HowtoBasic.
well i had pizza for breakfast but not like this 0.0
They need a movie. Coast to Coast protein carnage.
1:36 HAHAHAHAHAHAH
When I'm hungry, I see this video and the hunger goes away. Thank you guys!
That's no pizza, that's a mountain son
Do they give the rest away?
Food is able to be put in the stove again you know that right?
I honestly don't care if it's wasted I'm just curious...
If all you veggies love non-human animals so much, why don't ya'll just go and eat humans?
because they aren't cannibals either.
That's circle reasoning. Being a cannibal means you eat human flesh, not eating human flesh makes you not a cannibal.
Why don't ya'll just go and eat humans?
-because they don't eat humans.
So, let me rephrase: Why don't they just go and become cannibals?
Alexander Salt because taking a sentient life when you do not have to is an incorrect thing to do and causes imposition on another needlessly infringing on their right to exist.
Absolutum This of course depends on your definition of "correct" but I do see your point.
Then again, why should humans at all be allowed to exist? Why is taking a sentient life not okay and taking a non-sentient life okay? Do humans have more right than plants and animals to exist?
Who makes these laws? Who declares who has the right or not? God? Humans?
Alexander Salt well my definition of "correct" means acting in accordance with compassion and wisdom.
who is "allowing" us to live? we will be our own grim reapers if we continue down this path if anything.
How do I take a non-sentient's life away? like breaking a rock? stabbing some dirt? that does not kill them, a rock would only multiple, it does not end their existence. a sentient life loses its awareness and existence in this reality and the experience it accumulates. on top of that the suffering and pain factor is involved as well.
even plants though alive cannot be compared in their capacity to suffer in the same ways a human or animal can. The truth is that plants, when stressed, release a chemical called ethylene. It's such a stretch to refer to this as "pain." It is even more erroneous to compare this response with the pain suffered by animals and human beings. Plants lack nerve endings, brains, hormones, and other structures that would allow them to experience pain. They also lack the ability to move away from sources of stress, an evolutionary trait linked with the ability to feel pain.
all life lives equally as they are designed to. the only ones stepping out of balance are the humans but it is possible to join back into the balance with nature with the animal and plant kingdom once again.
the universe makes the laws and we are subject to them first. then we are subject to the ideas in our heads of what gods laws must be as well as our own beliefs of right and wrong. then we are subject to the laws of man. and out of the last three we pick and choose what laws we follow or don't. does not mean the laws of man are just by any means or mans interpretations of gods laws either.
however regardless of any "laws" man made or not, morality will always be and we can either act in accordance with it or not at all. its a choice and our choices define our being.
Do you guys really finish eating all of the food you make?
The one who always eats with cutlery is my favourite, it's like he thinks he's adding some class!!! :D :)
2019 anyone?
Just me? Worth it still.
yes
Me
2020
Greetings from 2020. My advice is to stay in 2019.
Im wondering how u guys survive with dat lot of calories D:
+PrinceOfwarHD The alcohol dissolves the food before it turns into calories :^)
+Karl Gosta Oh, so that's why they drink so much.
+PrinceOfwarHD they eat two bites and then throw it away
Generally they save the leftovers or give the rest to friends throughout the neighborhood.
because they are men
I don't know how anyone can live while being a vegetarian. Meat taste so damn good!
Me too. The only veggies I like are lettuce corn potatoes and broccoli kinda. And sometimes I crave candy real bad. I love Carmel.
I love reeses cowtail snickers payday and starburst. I also love skittles. What's yours?
Uuuuhh I LUUUUVVV those.
LOL
These guys have beards, pizza, meat, and Jack. They are everything I want to be.
I hate thick-cut bacon, worst invention ever... it's like crusty beef jerky, bacon was always meant to be thin and crispy
Never judge a man by his bacon preferences. Personally, I prefer my bacon less crispy.
I prefer my bacon either way. Hey, bacon is bacon
Khent Reyes bacon is pig
I would definitely eat summa dat shizzit...
well this pizza will get u diabetes in about 2 seconds
nah. more like 0.000001 milliseconds
ho cares we gona die any day you know
Not if you work out like harley does.
lol Harley only started to work out a few months ago.
Right yes, you only see what the media shows u. Puppet.
my tummy is rumbling while watching this
Harley looks ridiculous with that short hair haha
Breakfast might be the first meal of the day but the breakfast pizza is now the only meal of the day
6.9 mil subs... this is a special time.
i must say, i really enjoy these old episodes more than the newer ones, there is more love in these episodes, if that makes sense
this makes me hungry
I wish u guys had a restaurant chain all over the world :(
If I could get a bit of that I could die a happy man.
If I got a rinkle every time you said bacon strips I would be more rinkly than a 92 year old in a bathtub for an hour
When he said "uhh Josh" and both chilled. i busted out they must have been in that situation to many times. haha
Mmm...bacon
mmm...a sentient beings flesh in my mouth...mmm!
Tool Sentience is the best condiment. Well, right after the tears of a mother animal mourning the loss of her offspring that provided the meat for said condiment.
fredmachine yes because we are intelligent, compassionate and wise beings!
***** when did animals learn how to type?
Tool Yeah sure, as long as you're not getting between me and bacon (or provide a reasonable substitute).
The only people that dislike are vegans
Yeah Vegetarians note to self that animals were made to be eaten I am sorry to say that but its actually true and a fact. No offense to the Vegetarians, I know that you eat plants and vegetables for a reason. So yeah. Sorry.
Its just so cruel... but I guess meat-eaters only care about theirselves and the taste of their food.
Ziggy the cute shih tzu Im sorry but its a fact! I know animals are cute and stuff but they were made to be eaten!
Ziggy the cute shih tzu Do you get pissed when a wolf kills a deer or a bear kills a salmon or ANY other instance where one animal kills another for food? Because guess what all humans are, we are all ANIMALS! It is completely no different than any other instance in nature except we have learned to domesticate other animals to use as a food source. So stop acting high and mighty acting like anyone who eats meat is evil. You know those fang like teeth in your mouth? Just guess what the use for those teeth are. I'll give you a hint it rhymes with beating neat.
Candyluxer So were you. Enjoy your dog.
Excuse me? Im just telling THE truth. Anyways there are some animals that are treated like humans and animals treated like food. Ruqaya Brown
That junk looked ridiculously amazing. I cremed my pants and so did my little brother. we have breakfast for a week now.
I'm a broke hungry person. I need to stop watching them cook food and eat it cause it makes my stomach more hungery.
Lexie Robin Food making-
Pros- Food.
Cons-Making.
omg thats 21 days worth of calories right there lol
YOU DID YOUR MATH!
uh ya, 2000 calories a day so...
what are you talking about, i take 4500 calories a day.
What. The calories don't stick when you make use of them.
i was joking, but the "recomended" calorie intake of an adult male is about 2000 per day, most average sized cheeseburgers are more than this.
this food can literally end world hunger
#BaconStrip
E.M.T: Eggs? PIECE OF SHIT! BACON STRIPS!
Us: *drooling*
E.M.T : ITS EPIC MEAL TIME
How do you do this and not gain weight?
Imaginatiooooon.
They work out...
*Bass drop*
They work out a whole shit ton of time
Zen Iain I would just not eat except for in the videos
According to one of their videos they gained over 300 pounds between the all.
4:37 I need this as my morning alarm
True, fine Americans. Murrriccaaaa!
Dude there Canadian
He's Canadian...
They are the true Muricanadian
Canadians... Bacon... Spock, I think the universe has turned inside-out...
Bro,he is Canadian.
Plus,your stupid.
I mean Bacon!!!
JK
YOU ARE SMART.
Finally, canadians that is not boring
WARNING:
Do not watch Epic Meal Time, while on a diet
You will break that diet..
With bacon strips
That pizza actually looks good even if it will give you diabetes
I think im going to throw up im done witch epic meal time this should be called epic fail time .-. and guys TRY TO FREAKIN BREATH!!!
yay!
Don’t binge watch old EMT episodes while hungry.
@@kingturg1614 Why was that question? Didn't you have to click on the youtube channel to find this video?
Guys you should totally make your own resturant, I would go the everyday for breakfast,lunch and dinner
I like Harley better with a shorter beard. *has nothing to do with the show, but I still said it 'cause why the f*ck not*
i want some pizza and bacon now...
i would love to have bacon pancakes. :D
what you're really asking for is processed secretions of animal tit juice infused with pus and hormones and the flesh of another being layed out upon that.
Rodaea White so on your plate you want the skin of another being and the menstrual cycle of a chicken, with pancakes made with animal tit juice, lots of processed tit juice (cheese) with 70% fat that you can't digest properly on it, with a side of blood, guts, organs and head meat made into a sausage, with a toasted bun with more animal tit juice made into butter.
no I will not enjoy that.
Tool still hating on meat eaters eh? u can continue to post ur bullshit comments all day long because u won't turn any of us into vegans
Rodaea White so you just mentioned it, but never ate it? so you've never had bacon, eggs, sausage, butter or cheese? what I said is not mean or hating I simply gave you a definition for the food you suggested to eat. i personally thought it was gross but to each his own. im just suggesting you don't put that stuff in your mouth because you or anyone don't really need it. it causes an infinite amount of more harm to the planet and the animals and to your own body then me describing what you wanted to eat. so if you can't put something nice in your mouth don't put it in there at all. im just suggesting it.
Diabetes! Yay
cancers and heart disease! Yay
Investigationization have you read the studies from Harvard? have you read the studies from EPIC? do you know that 50% of americans die from heart related diseases? all from meat and dairy.......i didn't think so. pulling numbers from studies is not exaggerating.
Tool did you know that the people in this video are Canadian shut up
Lee Worley I did and since they are Canadian they have a completely different anatomy from Americans? they are a completely different species. good one buddy.
Tool I keep scrolling down and seeing your comments everywhere. Do you have anything else better to do..?
I worked out while I watch 'Epic Meal Time' simply so I can eat what they make on 'Epic Meal Time' and not be 400lbs.. It's the circle of life.
all the food you font eat you should give it to homeless people on the streets
They eat all of it
Omg you guys take food to a whole new level
Josh looked so much better with a mustache.
Peak UA-cam at its best
wtf is that?!
oh, it’s back again?
me: 😂
This is the best looking dish they've ever made
Wow, I'm so hungry now.
"its not even a thing, we're just pretending"
man wth is soooo funny about this hahaha
Note to self: Don't watch Epic Meal Time when famished.
Holy shit! Friendzoned into another level.
This made me very hungry
안녕하세요, 저는 당신의 방송을 매일매일 보고 있는 17세 한국 학생입니다. 언제나 재밌는 컨텐츠를 만드는 것도 좋지만 가끔은 몸도 사려가면서 하십시오. 그럼 당신의 방송을 계속 응원하겠습니당 ㅎㅎ
My friend Jack is never missing
"We're Canadian dirt bags. We're scummy people that you do not want to aspire to be." I don't watch a ton of EMT but I love this kind of humor.
1:30 had me rolling lmfaoooo
Fam don't watch these videos at 4 in the morning I'm fucking drooling and my stomach is screaming at me
That looks seriously really good
Binge watching this youtube era
looking back on this the only thing i'd have done different is deep fry those hash browns, pan frying and getting that burned outside would be unappetizing, meanwhile frying would make them taste just like McD's.
All it needs is a Steiner of Cappuccino or Mocha Latte for a complete breakfast. :3
Anticlimactic as always, poor job ya baby boys
Don't take the Mark of the Beast! (666)
This is what dreams are made of
This actually looks really good. I'd try it.
Why was the dough not pancakes
1:34 when youre with the crew and just talked to a hot girl
Bring this content back ❤
0% meat hate comments
99% complaining about the vegan hate comments
1%"first like" "first" "2nd like"
these guys are definitely sponsored by Jack Daniels, and every bacon producer in the world