Nailed it! I hate cooking shows. Ingredients I have never heard of, weird appliances, and clearly the house elves have prepared all the ingredients. Yes, so relatable!
Yep! The day I see a cook doing the dishes afterwards I might pay attention to the show. 2 hours at the shops and $40 of hard to find ingredients turns you cheap 30 minute, quick and easy meal into a “I’m never watching that show again” moment.
That was nothing to tv cooks that refer to everything with terms like ' a smidge, a bit or a quick shake ', they are going to a special hell called ' the metric system ' & as for your $5 meals that involve you having to buy $100 + worth of ingredients that only take 30 people to assemble, there are no words for you. My back garden now has so many herbs growing in it, it resembles Vietnam, I think I saw Charlie Sheen in it last week.
My mother and grandmothers used a pinch of this, a dash of that, a smidge of something, and a knob of butter. Home ecc classes at school were hell for me. Even when it was something like a cup of flour, at home you just dipped the cup in, at school you had to dip it in, give the cup one (and only one) tap on the edge then use a metal spatula to scrape it level. Bugger that.
the $5 meals never include "pantry" items, fortunately for the TV chef's making these meal cost fantasies up, their pantry is basically a supermarket without the deli or fresh vegetables section...
This was brilliant!! Now I’m just imagine ‘every recipe book ever’ and it’s always full of _seafood_ because of course every single Aussie lives on the coast and eats fresh expensive seafood everyday, of course we do. XD
As a cook who always manages to substitute so many ingredients that are far too fancy or expensive.....or I just haven't got, I can find this very relatable. Thanks Jimmy for another Friday evening laugh !😂
When you whipped out that plastic bowl and said "I don't have a glass bowl, I only have this"....and I have the exact same bowl in my kitchen that I use for everything....suddenly I felt justified in my existence🤣🤣🤣
CJ Living La Vida Local Glass cookware in the Sales is always a good buy. Easy to wash up too. A plastic container might have microscopic residue from heating your last soup or nasi goreng. And that would be sufficient to alter your egg whites or cream. So it's glass for the win (though it can be cracked or broken more easily😄).
I can’t even begin to tell you Jimmy how much I laughed just really snort laughed with this video! Your humour gets better and better. Thank you for making my Friday night so enjoyable.😂
I was an aged care cook for a decade. I have cotton kitchen string. It's useful for all sorts of things - kids' crafts, trying seedlings in the garden, gift wrapping. Don't think I've ever used it for tying a roast or any other food use.
So darn true. My fave cookbook of all time is the 4 ingredient cookbook. As not so high expectations lol. Love your work jimmy. Next you should imitate the beautiful show home renovation tv series stuff from every channel ever. Unlike reality.
And it doesn't get better as they get older. I've been wondering where all my cutlery is. All kids denying having it in their rooms. Eldest had dumped their work backpack by the front door. I moved and it clattered. Half my cutlery was in that bag! Eldest is almost 20.
Thank you Jimmy. Love a cook's conundrum. Mum solved my less than fishy buy with a tempura batter. We had tempura fish and veg; and yes I threw in a banana cake. Historically you could make a year's worth of jimmy off takes on our family cooking We eat well and make the most the difficult times we have. Ps I love a veg meal and tempura is pretty easy really !
I was watching Jimmy pretend to sharpen a knife, and two things occurred to me: 1) Jimmy, pay attention while you are mucking around with even a blunt knife, and; 2) What is he pretending to use to sharpen the knife upon - it looks like the metal tube from the front of a vacuum cleaner! 😂
I don’t know about anyone else, but I keep my onions in the fridge and then I don’t cry when cutting them up. And most of my knives are the opposite of sharp.
Have to watch ABC show - Fisk. Series 2 Eposide 3 Jimmy Drive by. Got a scary looking fake Owl, to scare away the pigeons. Marty says " Gee's what's that did Giggle & Hoot have a baby?"....😄😄😄
Someone needs to show this to Uncle Roger...
“Olive oil for Anglo-Saxons who want to pretend they’re cont-in-ental, Haiyaaah”
😆 🤣 😂
There’s no MSG though. He might not be happy…
Oil that's been wrung out from the feathers of a pheasant. Doesn't every have one of those? 🤣
Oil wrung out of a peasant, more like it (says every multi millionaire). Q: Is that vegan?
Only people from Europe mainly British people maybe lol
Nailed it! I hate cooking shows. Ingredients I have never heard of, weird appliances, and clearly the house elves have prepared all the ingredients. Yes, so relatable!
“I’m just going to fuck off and leave the crew to clean up”😂😂 I need one of those!
Yep! The day I see a cook doing the dishes afterwards I might pay attention to the show. 2 hours at the shops and $40 of hard to find ingredients turns you cheap 30 minute, quick and easy meal into a “I’m never watching that show again” moment.
The sharpening of the knife whilst not looking 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Should be easy” -famous last words
I now want to watch Jimmy go through each of the Nats What I Reckon recipes
At least he maybe able to make them 😆 🤣 😂
Jimmy nails it again!
That was nothing to tv cooks that refer to everything with terms like ' a smidge, a bit or a quick shake ', they are going to a special hell called ' the metric system ' & as for your $5 meals that involve you having to buy $100 + worth of ingredients that only take 30 people to assemble, there are no words for you. My back garden now has so many herbs growing in it, it resembles Vietnam, I think I saw Charlie Sheen in it last week.
My mother and grandmothers used a pinch of this, a dash of that, a smidge of something, and a knob of butter.
Home ecc classes at school were hell for me. Even when it was something like a cup of flour, at home you just dipped the cup in, at school you had to dip it in, give the cup one (and only one) tap on the edge then use a metal spatula to scrape it level. Bugger that.
Sheen was looking for something to smoke
@@melissabarrett9750 I guess that's why all my parsley disappeared.
the $5 meals never include "pantry" items, fortunately for the TV chef's making these meal cost fantasies up, their pantry is basically a supermarket without the deli or fresh vegetables section...
Resembles Vietnam… Charlie Sheen ? 😂 my fave comment of the segment thanks for the laughs 😅
Michelin tyres on your Ford Focus? Ohhhh, look at you, Mr Fancy Pants!
Hey hey it was only 2 of the 4 tyres 😜
On point. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 struggling Aussie Stars
This guy is so good he should be on MasterChef!
This was brilliant!! Now I’m just imagine ‘every recipe book ever’ and it’s always full of _seafood_ because of course every single Aussie lives on the coast and eats fresh expensive seafood everyday, of course we do. XD
Don't be daft, just dangle a line in the pond in your backyard like everyone else.
Jimmy is just too funny !!!!
You got me at the teaspoons my kids always taking outside to dig 😂
Jimmy brightens my day.
As a cook who always manages to substitute so many ingredients that are far too fancy or expensive.....or I just haven't got, I can find this very relatable. Thanks Jimmy for another Friday evening laugh !😂
Bloody hell you make me laugh! Thank you and also - so damn true!
I know exactly how that is. Never have even half the ingredients and Never the right cooking pots, pans or dishes 😂🤣😂
Haha - you missed one that I keep seeing: "Just add a teaspoon-" pours steadily for a minute "-of vanilla essence!"
TWO SHOTS... OF VODKA
When you whipped out that plastic bowl and said "I don't have a glass bowl, I only have this"....and I have the exact same bowl in my kitchen that I use for everything....suddenly I felt justified in my existence🤣🤣🤣
CJ Living La Vida Local Glass cookware in the Sales is always a good buy. Easy to wash up too. A plastic container might have microscopic residue from heating your last soup or nasi goreng. And that would be sufficient to alter your egg whites or cream. So it's glass for the win (though it can be cracked or broken more easily😄).
Omg 😆 I don’t even know how you come up with this stuff. ITS GREAT!!
It’s funny, because it’s true, so very very true!
Love the hair in this clip - rocked it Jimmy
Classic - all cooking shows are like this
I don't know why but I laughed far too much at the onion part. 🤣
Brilliant!!!
I was waiting for him to take a bite of it.
Every time a chef says "onion" I yell at the screen "Onion is for poor person. Use shallot". 😜
@@TC-yx2ss his name's not Tony Abbott.
I can’t even begin to tell you Jimmy how much I laughed just really snort laughed with this video! Your humour gets better and better. Thank you for making my Friday night so enjoyable.😂
That's a proper sort of cooking show imho. The cooking competition (pronounced bitching) shows do my head in.
I'm a cook for a job and not even I have cooking twine.
I was an aged care cook for a decade.
I have cotton kitchen string. It's useful for all sorts of things - kids' crafts, trying seedlings in the garden, gift wrapping. Don't think I've ever used it for tying a roast or any other food use.
I have cooking twine, definitely no master chef
HAHAHAHAHA! I thought I was the only one who felt that way when watching cooking shows!
Thank you for keeping it real. Those bloody TV chefs that make it seem 'so simple' can go jump.
So darn true. My fave cookbook of all time is the 4 ingredient cookbook. As not so high expectations lol. Love your work jimmy. Next you should imitate the beautiful show home renovation tv series stuff from every channel ever. Unlike reality.
Oh Jimmy, your creativity knows no bounds.
I was waiting for “and here’s one I prepared earlier “ 😂😂😂😂
This cooking palaver is too much 🥴
Thanks Jimmy!👏🏻😂👨🏻🍳
Needed that laugh👍🏻
Battlers Pantry, haha. that's what I've got!
Onion and Cake = Sophisticated Combo.
Love it! 🏆😂
It always adds that unexpected edge... 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is sooooooo on point!!!
Hahaha!
Okay, but we really need to talk about how the cut from “white onions, not brown” to “no cryin’ “ was INSANELY good😂
I have everything except walnut oil. What does that mean??? It means I’d better add walnut oil to my shopping list! 😂
A good idea to get some rice bran oil if you don't already have some
@@melissabarrett9750 That's an absolute staple!
@@melissabarrett9750 yep, always have that. And sunflower and olive.
So are we cooking this in a glass, cast iron or ceramic dish?
Jimmy: Yes.
Enamelled steel. :)
When any of the three options is available... Not a dish thats all three of these materials
There’s a reason I don’t watch cooking shows. . . . Relatable.
Wow, a masterpiece 😂
So much truth about the teaspoons and children
And it doesn't get better as they get older.
I've been wondering where all my cutlery is. All kids denying having it in their rooms. Eldest had dumped their work backpack by the front door. I moved and it clattered. Half my cutlery was in that bag! Eldest is almost 20.
Next it would be "Every Gardening Show Ever" or similar
Thts your best and funniest one yet. Keep up the good work
The most unrealistic thing here is actually a shout out to the crew! ;)
Apparently Bob's your brother now .. Not your uncle 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nat’s What I Reckon is the antidote to all these shows. F@&kin legendary. 🤘🏻
Thank you Jimmy. Love a cook's conundrum. Mum solved my less than fishy buy with a tempura batter. We had tempura fish and veg; and yes I threw in a banana cake.
Historically you could make a year's worth of jimmy off takes on our family cooking
We eat well and make the most the difficult times we have.
Ps I love a veg meal and tempura is pretty easy really !
Absolutely hilarious 😂👍🏻⭐️
I was watching Jimmy pretend to sharpen a knife, and two things occurred to me:
1) Jimmy, pay attention while you are mucking around with even a blunt knife, and;
2) What is he pretending to use to sharpen the knife upon - it looks like the metal tube from the front of a vacuum cleaner! 😂
Love the Jamie accent guvnah.
Love the accent! Pukka!
Can someone post the recipe please, ta.
🤣🤣🤣
Needed a laugh tonight. Thank you!
In the end … kids “that looks discusting” 😩😤
That's why you offer them the option of what you just served or dirt from the back garden
What a brilliant observer of people Jimmy!,,, 😂😂😂
Crying with Laughter! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣So true! 😂😂😂💯😂
An old biscuit tin.. 😂
You are the reason I get up.
You are So Bloody FUNNY.
I Love your Take On Everything. Thank You So Much❣️
I don’t know about anyone else, but I keep my onions in the fridge and then I don’t cry when cutting them up. And most of my knives are the opposite of sharp.
How does anyone not have a garlic press? Garlic is awesome.
Not awesome if you're allergic or intolerant to garlic.
It is awesome but I don't mince it. Use the flat of the knife to crush it, peel the loosened skins off, then roughly chop it.
Better to simply buy it in a bottle, then you only put energy in unscrewing the lid, not squeezing the daylights out of the garlic
That gold glitter!!!😅😅😅😅😅
I have that sitting in my pantry. I swear it doesn't even work and it cost me my right kidney to buy it!
Spot on!
Brilliant !
Totally relatable 🤣🤣🤣
Love it, mainly Jamie, with a bit of Gordon too. Who did I miss???
HAHAHA that is so relatable 😆!!!
I have children they take them all 😂😂
Hilarious!!!
LOL been watching Jamie have we??
Have to watch ABC show - Fisk.
Series 2 Eposide 3 Jimmy Drive by.
Got a scary looking fake Owl, to scare away the pigeons. Marty says " Gee's what's that did Giggle & Hoot have a baby?"....😄😄😄
You’re the best!
Every parent knows that teaspoons live exclusively everywhere but the kitchen drawer 🙈
Dad...I'm hungry...😂😂😂
I love the odd cooking video or two, so this gave me a bit of a giggle.
Yasss love it lol
So true 👍 🤣
Those meals always take me an hour at least😂😂😂
Well done Jimmy. Although I'm surprised you didn't sous vide it or cook it in a steam oven. 😅
"and now I'm just going to f*** off and let the crew clean it up".
I'm hearing you mate 😭!!! And I live 1 hour from any shop that MIGHT stock what's required ....
😂 this is so true
Jimmy you need Jason ,Jason .Jason to help ,!! Love all your videos. xo
I reckon Jamie Oliver would get a kick out of this!
Should be on master chef
This should be a actual show
Yep no spoons in this house KIDS!!!!
Always keep a hidden supply
And the kids won't eat it anyway
Yeah, so easy😅
Every cooking show on youtube ever! Lol
An australian making an australian accent.
Jimmy you've done it again.
This is so funny
You should also do every cooking blog ever with 78 pages of pointless anecdotes and family history before u get to the damn recipe 😀
This mans beard is attempting to break into his eyes!!!
One can buy frozen precut white onions.....
ACCURATE
Lovely Jubliee ❤️
so true bro