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  • Опубліковано 1 лис 2024

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  • @Bowblax2
    @Bowblax2  4 роки тому +1795

    Part 2 is out now! ua-cam.com/video/giAFySRzQLM/v-deo.html
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    Part 5 ua-cam.com/video/ApW8dYvOgrI/v-deo.html

  • @timothysmall720
    @timothysmall720 5 років тому +20412

    When Peta has the moral high ground on you, you know you messed up.

  • @CaffeinatedFrostbite
    @CaffeinatedFrostbite 5 років тому +7355

    the guy that had his pet catfish jump out of his hands was banned. It was an accident. He didnt mean to drop his pet. yet he got banned

    • @krazykatedraws1145
      @krazykatedraws1145 5 років тому +495

      Random question, but is his catfish one of those that can survive out of water for a while? Just asking. Either way, Alinity really should be banned

    • @CaffeinatedFrostbite
      @CaffeinatedFrostbite 5 років тому +352

      @@krazykatedraws1145 no idea. but most fish are fine for a little bit.

    • @krazykatedraws1145
      @krazykatedraws1145 5 років тому +655

      @@CaffeinatedFrostbite Very true. I looked it up, catfish are cleverly known as "fish out of water", they can survive for quite a bit in the open air. So essentially, that guy did literally nothing wrong. Twitch is biased.

    • @krazykatedraws1145
      @krazykatedraws1145 5 років тому +247

      @@HeatherJG I agree, and it's no problem! But as long as the fish was put back in its tank, that guy pretty much did nothing wrong; and Alinity should be banned if he was. What she did was worse.

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 5 років тому +196

      Holy shit twitch doesnt even try to hide their bias between gender anymore

  • @oskarjensen8883
    @oskarjensen8883 5 років тому +466

    Alinity: *Abusing her cat*
    Twitch: No prob man
    Anomaly: Shows a minecraft skin that looks like Hitler and instantly closes minecraft and changes skin and deletes vod.
    Twitch: Snaps finger *30day ban*

  • @axolotlchocolatecake9009
    @axolotlchocolatecake9009 3 роки тому +809

    It’s been a year TWITCH STILL HASN’T BANNED THIS LADY

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 3 роки тому +34

      WHAT THE FUCK????

    • @jackmarshall3255
      @jackmarshall3255 3 роки тому +27

      Wait they did not wow just wow they should banned she bad news.

    • @Yes-ut4qj
      @Yes-ut4qj 3 роки тому +2

      @Ugandan Knuckles yep

    • @cheemzzz8966
      @cheemzzz8966 3 роки тому +1

      IKR?!

    • @quibbetfibbet3487
      @quibbetfibbet3487 3 роки тому +25

      SHE GOT BANNED , LETS G- oh wait, that was just my twitch account since I showed my shoulder never mind

  • @MrSym519
    @MrSym519 5 років тому +4749

    I killed someone "but that was over a year ago.

    • @9NineVolt
      @9NineVolt 5 років тому +29

      Kind of overexaggurated but ok

    • @MrSym519
      @MrSym519 5 років тому +334

      @@9NineVolt that was the point 😔

    • @noochy9091
      @noochy9091 5 років тому +153

      Exactly! It’s a very piss poor excuse that makes no sense.

    • @spyroapplesauce
      @spyroapplesauce 5 років тому +132

      mr suck your marge I kidnapped a bunch of my classmates and fed them milk and crayons. But it’s all good, since this happened a year ago.

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 років тому +146

      WARNING: FOR THE IDIOTS, THIS IS A JOKE
      I hacked into Twitter, stole a bunch of famous peoples info, posted it, commited mass genocide of up to 5987 people, blew up africa, kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach, and lit 10 children on fire.
      But that's ok, it happened yesterday.

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz 5 років тому +5049

    I'm just wondering how PETA feels after so many people teamed up with them for the first time.

    • @rokai7317
      @rokai7317 5 років тому +87

      @@Soniishere But if twitch takes action it will peta will just get shitted on again lol

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 5 років тому +238

      Peta: am i good person now?

    • @autisticallyqueer2614
      @autisticallyqueer2614 5 років тому +208

      @@dankmemes8254
      Everyone: You are for now.

    • @dangerousdoings8066
      @dangerousdoings8066 5 років тому +34

      peta be like loki
      goodbadgoodbad are we good now? no, badgoodbad

    • @bungiescams3292
      @bungiescams3292 5 років тому +9

      Black Dad except Loki ended with good so that’s a win

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 5 років тому +1848

    PETA shows that if you fire enough shots, you can eventually hit something.

  • @ThatGuyDanDan
    @ThatGuyDanDan 4 роки тому +255

    PETA: Says something that actually makes sense
    Also PETA: Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore

  • @xSilentStar
    @xSilentStar 5 років тому +4897

    She put vodka in the cat's mouth
    Twitch: Meh
    A male drops a catfish on stream
    Twitch: *Ban*
    Edit: Even if she gets banned who knows what she'll do off camera

    • @xSilentStar
      @xSilentStar 5 років тому +40

      @Saijen Inza They'd probably get treated better if it happened

    • @xSilentStar
      @xSilentStar 5 років тому +10

      @Support My Patreon You never know

    • @phoontdw8945
      @phoontdw8945 5 років тому +35

      probably nothing but cry, she only does this stuff to get attention and without camera and hundreds of thousands of people watching you you dont get that

    • @phoontdw8945
      @phoontdw8945 5 років тому +7

      at least not the way she wants it

    • @xSilentStar
      @xSilentStar 5 років тому +1

      @@phoontdw8945 True

  • @sadisticanonymity
    @sadisticanonymity 5 років тому +26494

    PETA: *Helps to take down Alinity*
    Everybody: Thanks, Satan

    • @alextheclown2497
      @alextheclown2497 5 років тому +672

      Shadow Flare
      Under rated comment

    • @mauricioescoto9001
      @mauricioescoto9001 5 років тому +177

      Shadow Flare lol we all know who to give credit to 😂😂

    • @reileyscoyote7976
      @reileyscoyote7976 5 років тому +113

      Shadow Flare iTs SaTiNe

    • @eimgai0riginal
      @eimgai0riginal 5 років тому +498

      If gosh darn PETA has the moral highground then you know you're a piece of shit

    • @windykar3705
      @windykar3705 5 років тому +55

      Is peta redeemed??

  • @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059
    @saltyguywithsaltyyoutubeco4059 5 років тому +1519

    **Female shows bob and vegana**
    Twitch : Yeah that's good. Nothing wrong with that.
    **Guy changes jacket**
    Twitch : Welp, the Ban Hammer has spoken. Banned for sexual harassment.

    • @The-ne9ut
      @The-ne9ut 5 років тому +10

      @KT Wapenyi this comment is mine now

    • @calibursatsujin3112
      @calibursatsujin3112 5 років тому +29

      someone should pretend to be a female streamer and see how much they can get away with before finally reveling themselves as a guy and seeing themselves get instantly banned

    • @tiaoli8866
      @tiaoli8866 5 років тому

      Isn't it switched or am I getting wooshed? lol

    • @turkishaim9093
      @turkishaim9093 5 років тому

      @@tiaoli8866 Ue

    • @Kittsim
      @Kittsim 5 років тому +10

      Zhask - Crystalized Predator You know another “female” (lol) decked her cat over her shoulder and she was banned right away. The only difference is fame. Obviously they’re going to give special privileges to someone who’s making them tons of money.

  • @adammcd8683
    @adammcd8683 3 роки тому +300

    The guy with the catfish, I feel bad for if, he enjoyed doing twitch his passion would of just been ripped away from him because of something uncontrollable, even though the catfish would of been fine, but someone throwing and poisoning their cat doesn't get banned all because they are a female is fucked up.
    #BanAlinity

    • @Happy-wf5np
      @Happy-wf5np 3 роки тому +6

      Reason why they don’t ban her yes because of the Simps

    • @Kweequ
      @Kweequ 3 роки тому +4

      someone needs to show the Alinity moderators the Simp Song from Day by Dave

    • @TheRealWaffles1
      @TheRealWaffles1 3 роки тому +2

      #boycottTwitch

    • @fancen
      @fancen 3 роки тому +3

      its been 2 years

    • @yesitsmeyeees
      @yesitsmeyeees 2 роки тому +1

      @@fancen ah yes because everyone knows poisoning your cat is okay after two years.

  • @TheBackupUp
    @TheBackupUp 5 років тому +3821

    Alinity: *Breaks every rule and gets away with it*
    Jameskii: *plays minecraft and gets banned*

    • @lazychromebox7678
      @lazychromebox7678 5 років тому +143

      Say sike right now that jameskii got banned for playing Minecraft

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 5 років тому +151

      @@lazychromebox7678 he got unbanned after 4 days

    • @lazychromebox7678
      @lazychromebox7678 5 років тому +115

      I'm so tired why did he get banned?

    • @Just_A_Husk
      @Just_A_Husk 5 років тому +20

      i would like to know as well as to why he got banned

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 5 років тому +190

      Honestly just watch his latest video on youtube he explains it a lot better than I do.if you don't want to then here's the explanation
      He got banned because, him and his friends were going to host a minecraft server. And so they went to a Website/Company to help them create a stable server for his audience to play in along with him. While doing it they met a staff on the website and started acting dumb like pretending not to know English and such. They were all having fun and all, and even invited some of the staff into discord so they could talk to them about the server peoject that would be able to host 2k players, all the while making jokes with eachother. The website saw this as a chance to advertise their Servers, so they went along with the jokes and everything went swimmingly. But someone reported him for "Sending Hate towards a certain individual" which he wasn't doing. He was just having fun with the staff all the while making jokes with his friends and the staff. But as we all know Twitch is stupid so they see, "oh he was talking to a staff and made fun of him and sent hate towards the company and staff... ban him"

  • @r.v.s8712
    @r.v.s8712 4 роки тому +3175

    Im legit convinced Alinity is sleeping with someone at Twitch

  • @DrPhil-hz4up
    @DrPhil-hz4up 5 років тому +9688

    You know it’s serious when PETA is right.

  • @imnick693
    @imnick693 4 роки тому +533

    Its sad Alinity was never banned for throwing her cat
    Pokimane wasn't banned for showing porn but xQc was
    What is wrong with twitch

    • @DastardlyDingleberry
      @DastardlyDingleberry 4 роки тому +76

      Alinity and Pokimane might act like they are the victims or something but their actions never have the same consequenses as the other streamers who did the same thing or they dont get any consequense at all. I can only imagine that Twitch cares more about women than men.

    • @youngkingshoe7696
      @youngkingshoe7696 4 роки тому +7

      @@DastardlyDingleberry i don't know much about twitch being discriminated towards men, from my point of view they like everyother bosses that leads companies over the world in their internest is to pay people that work for them less and they will favorised people who bring most money to them. I don't know just my personal opinion how i look at world, please do tell me your opinions

    • @morigranate
      @morigranate 3 роки тому +10

      *simps*

    • @user-zj2zu7ol2y
      @user-zj2zu7ol2y 3 роки тому +17

      Twitch staff are all simps

    • @danielcaeserlover14
      @danielcaeserlover14 3 роки тому +10

      The mods are simps

  • @thebotbuilder
    @thebotbuilder 5 років тому +651

    2:26 she literally says she is sorry for her *lapse of judgement*. Now I can't put my finger on it but what other scumbag Internet celebrity has used that insult before, hmmmm?

    • @krimberland2328
      @krimberland2328 5 років тому +79

      Oooo let me guess maybe that dumb peace of shit named Logan Paul

    • @likepolice5769
      @likepolice5769 5 років тому +52

      Nah I think it was Jaystation
      Obviously

    • @Joogabooga
      @Joogabooga 5 років тому +73

      I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise.
      What we came across in the woods that day was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry.
      I want to apologise to the internet. I want to apologise to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologise to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologise to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious.
      Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologise.
      Im ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

    • @cameronb7161
      @cameronb7161 5 років тому +33

      I think his name rhymes with Pogan Laul.

    • @velo5983
      @velo5983 5 років тому +5

      Logan paul

  • @greedwrath1340
    @greedwrath1340 5 років тому +544

    "twitch has been behind my back the whole time"
    _both literally and metaphorically_

    • @Fluffy-yd7ew
      @Fluffy-yd7ew 5 років тому +22

      fucking gold

    • @raihaku3406
      @raihaku3406 5 років тому +3

      I know what you mean

    • @xgaming6609
      @xgaming6609 5 років тому +10

      Nah, they are nasty virgins. They don't get pussy, ever

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 5 років тому

      They eat ass

  • @bigslurpee2078
    @bigslurpee2078 5 років тому +4881

    At least Peta did something good for once.
    Edit: Wow! Thank you guys!

    • @birb7583
      @birb7583 5 років тому +274

      I mean they're only angry cause the cat's alive

    • @haahtag5776
      @haahtag5776 5 років тому +36

      @@birb7583 you right

    • @BeatBoxBirdman
      @BeatBoxBirdman 5 років тому +67

      At least all of us can agree with keemstar for once

    • @youssefakdim7695
      @youssefakdim7695 5 років тому +27

      Peta: Oh, you must be so desperate to seek my help...

    • @louistimms6403
      @louistimms6403 5 років тому +5

      Ikr they literally said no other species drinks milk when they are adults

  • @epicnoodles9981
    @epicnoodles9981 4 роки тому +101

    "I will always try to do better and improve myself"
    At what? Throwing cats like they're Yoshi Eggs?

    • @-Scrapper-
      @-Scrapper- Рік тому

      ​@@TheRealWaffles1 cancel culture

    • @TheRealWaffles1
      @TheRealWaffles1 Рік тому

      @@-Scrapper- #Ikilledthehomelessmandownthestreet

  • @dontbesomeme8405
    @dontbesomeme8405 4 роки тому +1562

    PETA: helps against alinity
    Everyone: we weren’t expecting special forces

    • @monkeman6507
      @monkeman6507 4 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @Guest69980
      @Guest69980 4 роки тому +10

      What’s the fucking point I MEAN nothing is done!

    • @Peppermint_Pasta
      @Peppermint_Pasta 4 роки тому +4

      That's the point sergeant!

    • @weirdunknownperson2916
      @weirdunknownperson2916 4 роки тому +3

      Also she kicked a dog apparently idk i just heard that from tyler’s chat

    • @bloop_rat
      @bloop_rat 4 роки тому +1

      Don't Be So Meme nice battlefront 2 reference

  • @JayHasArrived
    @JayHasArrived 5 років тому +970

    Allinity: tells milo to come
    Milo: (chuckles) I’m in danger

    • @Antiwmw
      @Antiwmw 5 років тому +9

      Also Milo:NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

    • @sinistersloths9386
      @sinistersloths9386 5 років тому +6

      Alinity: come her Milo
      Also alinity: *doesnt yeet him*
      Milo: perhaps the archives are incomplete...

    • @opiateexperiment2022
      @opiateexperiment2022 5 років тому

      Lol like Ralph from The Simpsons

    • @parimalpatel1097
      @parimalpatel1097 5 років тому +2

      Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeee
      Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @TheSabriski
      @TheSabriski 5 років тому +1

      Milo: Ight imma head out

  • @IsMylahh
    @IsMylahh 5 років тому +576

    her apology sounds familiar...
    Alinity: " I understand the concerned and i am sorry for my lapses in judgement"
    Logan Paul: "i have made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement"
    Alinity is Logan Paul confirmed

    • @trom_my
      @trom_my 5 років тому +11

      Hey atleast logans made sense for the situation.

    • @MasterofFates
      @MasterofFates 5 років тому +4

      Or they have the same lawyer

    • @harlzgpro8603
      @harlzgpro8603 5 років тому +4

      Hmm maybe someone cant think of a good apology

    • @askgoverntale2298
      @askgoverntale2298 5 років тому +1

      Honestly the Logan Paul dead body incident and this are similar in some ways.
      Logan shows a dead body on camera? UA-cam shames him and simply deletes his video
      Any other UA-camr says the F word at the beginning of a video? _BANISHED_

    • @perxivul
      @perxivul 5 років тому +1

      I was about to like your comment but you had 420 likes so I had to remove my like for a nice number

  • @what-lj4cf
    @what-lj4cf 3 роки тому +130

    they say ladies first, so why aren't they being banned first

  • @meowskies2807
    @meowskies2807 5 років тому +1185

    I feel bad for the guy who’s catfish jumped out of his hand and got banned from twitch...

    • @shruthim4523
      @shruthim4523 5 років тому +28

      Right??

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 5 років тому +97

      And and he looked like a nice guy to.

    • @VinceTheCreatorr
      @VinceTheCreatorr 5 років тому +6

      Was it perma?

    • @MADCougar04
      @MADCougar04 5 років тому +2

      Honestly

    • @Mister_Hinson
      @Mister_Hinson 5 років тому +25

      @@VinceTheCreatorr AlecLudford on twitch. Glad to say it wasn't a perma. Guy is a gem.

  • @Laimy88
    @Laimy88 5 років тому +436

    Alinity feeds cat vodka
    The world : Ban her!
    Twitch support :
    White knights : Its non - alcoholic
    The cat : BRUH

    • @benjaminchester205
      @benjaminchester205 5 років тому +9

      Creeper: Aw man

    • @OphiOphungles
      @OphiOphungles 5 років тому +10

      Milo: *FuCkInG dIeS*

    • @iyan.manbun
      @iyan.manbun 5 років тому +6

      Alinity's cat: *gets yeeted*
      Also Alinity's cat: *licks alcohol and starts dying*
      Alinity: *doesn't get banned*

    • @Bootystank99659
      @Bootystank99659 5 років тому +1

      How is absolut non alcoholic white knights have to be under 21 no one is that fucking stupid come on

  • @xxxzachyd960
    @xxxzachyd960 4 роки тому +1232

    Alinity: poisons cat through kiss
    Twitch: I’m bout to keep up this woman’s career
    Edit: is it too late to mention I have a small time UA-cam channel

    • @raggedscorch
      @raggedscorch 4 роки тому +2

      150 likes no comments

    • @raggedscorch
      @raggedscorch 4 роки тому +2

      Bahahaha

    • @ramen6024
      @ramen6024 4 роки тому +2

      343likes and only 3 comments

    • @beepreep8472
      @beepreep8472 4 роки тому +4

      She is abusing her cat I literally have 3 cats and I haven’t done anything to them since I was really young

    • @raggedscorch
      @raggedscorch 4 роки тому

      @@beepreep8472 yeah

  • @karlaandrade1535
    @karlaandrade1535 4 роки тому +97

    This guy sounds funny when he swears

  • @benshapirosgreatuncle4060
    @benshapirosgreatuncle4060 5 років тому +861

    Alinity: yeets a cat across the room
    Twitch:
    Small streamer:shows video of alinity throwing her cat
    Twitch: *STOP* you’ve violated the law

    • @luyil
      @luyil 5 років тому +16

      i think everyone is overreacting on the cat throwing, i doubt it was harmed in anyway.
      vodka on the other hand, bye bye alinity

    • @raijoukonishi9868
      @raijoukonishi9868 5 років тому +24

      Luyil my negro she threw a living thing
      It hurt

    • @benshapirosgreatuncle4060
      @benshapirosgreatuncle4060 5 років тому +1

      Luyil ikr

    • @RichyCreations
      @RichyCreations 5 років тому +14

      Luyil cats get more harmed by throwing them from short heights because they don’t have time to move their body

    • @gakarugaming4561
      @gakarugaming4561 5 років тому

      Is she still not fucking banned?

  • @wackycreature9465
    @wackycreature9465 5 років тому +2253

    Alinity: plans a world war.
    Twitch:ok
    Men: exist
    Twitch 👁 👄 👁

    • @equintrinity8678
      @equintrinity8678 5 років тому +116

      Alinity: revives hitler
      Twitch: i sleep
      Men: kills ant
      Twitch: real shit?

    • @shrekstan1601
      @shrekstan1601 5 років тому +55

      Alinity : kills someone
      Twitch: it’s fine
      Me: accidentally goes on Minecraft
      Twitch: die

    • @smoke1nmirrors
      @smoke1nmirrors 5 років тому +20

      Allinity: Kills a puppy on stream
      Twitch: I sleep
      John Wick: real shit?
      DrDisrespect: Cuts a lil bit of hair off on stream
      Twitch: *Loads LMG with unreligious intent*
      John Wick: *still morning the dead puppy*

    • @sealteam9411
      @sealteam9411 5 років тому +3

      Were are the hackers ddoss her during her streams

    • @ianlogan6795
      @ianlogan6795 5 років тому +4

      Now THIS is an Avengers threat!

  • @AkumuSupekuta
    @AkumuSupekuta 4 роки тому +2908

    Alinity: Gives cat vodka.
    Twitch: Nah that’s alright.
    Guy: *breaths while live-streaming on twitch*
    Twitch: We will give 2 months ban

    • @aliafxx
      @aliafxx 4 роки тому +11

      That has never happend

    • @mundanebees3260
      @mundanebees3260 4 роки тому +131

      AlixxxX _ I see you’re not a bright one.

    • @pressu_re
      @pressu_re 4 роки тому +66

      Only male gamers will understand our treatment. 😔

    • @maynorb21
      @maynorb21 4 роки тому +39

      @@aliafxx r/wooosh

    • @alextherex7885
      @alextherex7885 4 роки тому +28

      @@aliafxx r/woosh

  • @francesco4149
    @francesco4149 4 роки тому +42

    Milo: trying to get some love
    Alinity: *yeet*

  • @murphy1670
    @murphy1670 5 років тому +791

    For once I actually agree with PETA....

    • @captaintaco1177
      @captaintaco1177 5 років тому +37

      Thats when you know the situation is wrong. When PETA is doing the right thing

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 5 років тому +4

      Save the animals ! They cute

    • @Xavier-ye8eh
      @Xavier-ye8eh 5 років тому +7

      I actually agree with PETA and Keemstar at the same time for once.
      What is going on?

    • @DarkHeartTheEmo
      @DarkHeartTheEmo 5 років тому +1

      Same here, hope is also the last time

    • @sciencefield6185
      @sciencefield6185 5 років тому +4

      Ever heard the saying “the enemy of my enemy is my ally?”

  • @spaghettibolognese5838
    @spaghettibolognese5838 5 років тому +1383

    alinity: *cuts off cats head*
    twitch:
    men: hello-
    twitch: sir, i'm gonna need to stop you right there.

    • @tokyo3416
      @tokyo3416 5 років тому +30

      Accurate tbh.

    • @stefke3122
      @stefke3122 5 років тому +4

      Exactly

    • @TaxTaxMouravi
      @TaxTaxMouravi 5 років тому +6

      spaghettibolognese thats why we all moved to mixer :D fuck u twitch

    • @rhianna3493
      @rhianna3493 5 років тому

      I’m female AND I play gacha (which most people think I’m stupid for playing) and even I agree

    • @noelpascua459
      @noelpascua459 5 років тому

      Hahahaha

  • @seanhalperin6469
    @seanhalperin6469 4 роки тому +1642

    Alinity: does Satanic ritual
    Twitch: I'm ok with that
    Guy Streamer: Accidentaly says hecc
    Twitch: The council will decide your fate

  • @phantomfelony
    @phantomfelony 3 роки тому +22

    Watching this in 3 AM is more important than my school work tomorrow.

  • @thekraydot2377
    @thekraydot2377 5 років тому +781

    girl throws cat
    twitch: cool
    man: plays with cats drops one of them by accident
    twitch: is that illegal

    • @The-ne9ut
      @The-ne9ut 5 років тому +18

      Catfish actually

    • @nekrels
      @nekrels 5 років тому +3

      @@blehhhh.15 lol

    • @The-ne9ut
      @The-ne9ut 5 років тому +3

      @@blehhhh.15 damn

    • @heartstone5067
      @heartstone5067 5 років тому +1

      The Kraydot23 *Yes*

    • @wlwkazumaji
      @wlwkazumaji 5 років тому +1

      The Kraydot23 wait thats illegal*

  • @hi-uf9dz
    @hi-uf9dz 5 років тому +733

    Alinity: MILOO! *yeets cat*
    Male streamer: *accidentally drops pets and panics* Are you ok?
    Twitch: HmmmmmmmM

    • @lick28
      @lick28 5 років тому +1

      Did the catfish die?

    • @lick28
      @lick28 5 років тому

      @@hsemicolonc ok

    • @Equinyxal
      @Equinyxal 5 років тому +2

      I have an extra chromosome catfish can go quite along time out of water if I remember correctly

    • @angelo._.251
      @angelo._.251 5 років тому +3

      @@lick28 catfish can survive quite a while without water, its impressive

    • @lick28
      @lick28 5 років тому

      @@angelo._.251 how long?

  • @thedreadpestilence288
    @thedreadpestilence288 4 роки тому +370

    When keemstar actually has a point then.......that’s just sad

  • @aisukyubu6470
    @aisukyubu6470 3 роки тому +28

    Pewdiepie calling her a "stupid twitch thot" yeah he is absolutely 100% accurate

  • @jenwinpogi4693
    @jenwinpogi4693 5 років тому +1590

    Girl *throws cat*
    Twitch now this is epic
    Guy: *drinks water*
    Twitch: *WAIT A MINUTE THATS ILLEGAL*
    A fucking edit:Got 1k likes im gonna commit throw cat

    • @biscuit3397
      @biscuit3397 5 років тому +6

      @Scott Peltier RACIST BANNED!

    • @caeserbro7584
      @caeserbro7584 5 років тому +2

      Apparently at like 10:50 she has dirt on twitch so there might be sum blackmail going on which would explain why she hasn’t been banned yet

    • @jenwinpogi4693
      @jenwinpogi4693 5 років тому

      @@caeserbro7584 ok....

    • @GDucks
      @GDucks 5 років тому

      (☉。☉)!

    • @user-tq6fx7tl7e
      @user-tq6fx7tl7e 5 років тому

      @@caeserbro7584
      Lmao why dont no one call the police on her

  • @weet6366
    @weet6366 4 роки тому +1219

    Fun fact:catfish can breath above water too so there wasn’t any problem with the catfish

    • @manamimerodi
      @manamimerodi 4 роки тому +39

      Oh really? i didn't know that :0

    • @nikk7316
      @nikk7316 4 роки тому +86

      @@manamimerodi yeah and most fish are fine being 1m at least without water

    • @salidas_6845
      @salidas_6845 4 роки тому +11

      @@nikk7316 nice

    • @lacisum3096
      @lacisum3096 4 роки тому +21

      I don’t think that was the problem I think it was because twitch are dum dums and thought he threw it

    • @Crybaby-Media
      @Crybaby-Media 4 роки тому +4

      Came to comment this. What horseshit

  • @jayyoung5630
    @jayyoung5630 5 років тому +864

    bro take out the clip of the dude kicking the cat you’re gonna get banned

    • @Bowblax2
      @Bowblax2  5 років тому +74

      if I get a strike for it, Ill reupload without that tweet
      (edit: I cut it out in the youtube editor)

    • @phoontdw8945
      @phoontdw8945 5 років тому +7

      i just wanted to say thank you for looking out for our guy bowblax

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 5 років тому +31

      I actually legit reported the video, I don't need to see a cat getting kicked over the fence when I'm about to go to fucking sleep. Bowblax, that was absolutely wrong of you to put that shit into the video even as an attempt at a joke.

    • @DylanButNotTaken
      @DylanButNotTaken 5 років тому +28

      @@Bowblax2 that's actually fucked to put in in the first place, wtf

    • @SB-dh9sb
      @SB-dh9sb 5 років тому +6

      Cybernik The Robot at least it wasn’t a dog

  • @carlosneves3309
    @carlosneves3309 3 роки тому +25

    Twitch seing alinity do all this crap: I sleep
    Twitch seing other people do the same thing: real shit bruh

  • @Bengalfella
    @Bengalfella 5 років тому +304

    twitch is so biased

    • @HuskieGene
      @HuskieGene 5 років тому +3

      @Saijen Inza DLive better than twitch

  • @dominicjacob4258
    @dominicjacob4258 5 років тому +766

    Dude streamer: *accidentally drops catfish and goes to save it*
    Twitch: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”
    Twitch T H O T: *yeets cat*
    Twitch: *vanishes like dad*

    • @skinny_box
      @skinny_box 5 років тому +7

      Asterid Roberts
      VANISHES LIKE MY DAD
      THAT GOT ME

    • @Daniel-iz5kt
      @Daniel-iz5kt 5 років тому +3

      Asterid Roberts yeah twitch disappeared faster than my dad

    • @fjerez2591
      @fjerez2591 5 років тому

      Curse of vanishing intensifies

    • @fau-_-taken
      @fau-_-taken 5 років тому

      More like
      Twitch: *vanishes like their dignity*

    • @liar2k5
      @liar2k5 5 років тому +2

      *vanishes like dad* I felt that 😐

  • @benji1998
    @benji1998 5 років тому +546

    *Alinity spitting vodka into a cat's mouth, which is extremely deadly.*
    Twitch: I sleep.
    *People correcting and pointing out Alinity*
    Twitch: *_w o k e a f_*

    • @tur3355
      @tur3355 5 років тому

      Good meme

    • @killerbean6387
      @killerbean6387 5 років тому +1

      Real shit*

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 5 років тому +1

      dichiqo
      Twitch: Bans anyone criticising Alinity
      Twitch: *A S C E N D E D*

  • @sciki5533
    @sciki5533 4 роки тому +28

    Alinity: my cats are well-loved
    Also her: gives cat vodka, threw her cat across room, sits on her cats and thinks it's funny and qUiRkY

  • @megaman8289
    @megaman8289 5 років тому +1791

    Dude: This lady is giving vodka to her cat which is actually...deadly
    Russians: ...

    • @GamesbiteRtDL
      @GamesbiteRtDL 5 років тому +60

      Is Alinity secretly a communist,because she is sharing herself to men

    • @megaman8289
      @megaman8289 5 років тому +8

      Adam gamesbite how would l know? The only thing I know about communist is they are selfish bastards

    • @vladimirbartels1513
      @vladimirbartels1513 5 років тому +10

      That Dude Ant do you even know what communism is

    • @fartgr1ndo663
      @fartgr1ndo663 5 років тому +7

      That Dude Ant communism is trying to give everyone an even amount of money and yeah it doesn’t work but it isn’t selfish

    • @megaman8289
      @megaman8289 5 років тому +1

      Vladimir Bartels I clearly said how would I know what communists are. And thank you familie kusters for the explanation.

  • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
    @rbvfeehfbudenrj 5 років тому +733

    Everybody’s gangsta until we team kill alinty with peta

    • @gala8903
      @gala8903 5 років тому +3

      Underrated af lmfao deserve way more likes

    • @dairypig
      @dairypig 5 років тому +5

      Then we’re all even more gangsta

    • @TaxTaxMouravi
      @TaxTaxMouravi 5 років тому

      Rayyan Radoncic thats why we all moved to mixer :D fuck u twitch

    • @cee._kay_69
      @cee._kay_69 5 років тому +1

      Why 666 likes
      I ain't feelin' so gangsta

  • @rmay2215
    @rmay2215 5 років тому +261

    Poor guy who threw his catfish, he seemed very happy about his pet

    • @coolrichkids
      @coolrichkids 5 років тому +14

      rmay 2 *he didn’t throw em*

    • @J37-q4s
      @J37-q4s 5 років тому +2

      rmay 2
      “Threw”

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 5 років тому +21

      rmay 2 he didn't throw it, the catfish just jumped out of his hands :(

    • @ABEL-cd2sp
      @ABEL-cd2sp 5 років тому +6

      BTS is trash yeah but to be honest he was looking so happy and excited to just show us his catfish

    • @santinodadulla8519
      @santinodadulla8519 5 років тому +2

      Big F for the man, I understand his pain. Big sad for the fishy

  • @mrpenumbra6180
    @mrpenumbra6180 3 роки тому +30

    3:10 You can see that the cat is pulling away from her. This indicates the cat does not like Alinity.

    • @paradoxzee6834
      @paradoxzee6834 2 роки тому +2

      The cat really looks uncomfortable beeing in the arms of Alinity

  • @metro2596
    @metro2596 5 років тому +343

    We gotta make sure Pewdiepie doesn't respond to the situation,
    Alinity would probably yeet Sven because of it.
    #ProtectSven

    • @jadedlemon2693
      @jadedlemon2693 5 років тому +9

      THC Metrohan dont worry he’s too busy playing Minecraft

    • @imppro
      @imppro 5 років тому +6

      Don't worry Alinity isn't an epic gamer who plays minecraft.

    • @joeyshmoey6659
      @joeyshmoey6659 5 років тому +9

      THC Metrohan she'd yoink Ulla Britta too

    • @fearingracer4253
      @fearingracer4253 5 років тому +3

      And ikea bird and the 3 cats!

  • @gruntssss
    @gruntssss 4 роки тому +1524

    Alinity: *throws cat*
    Twitch: nah mate you fine
    Guy: *lives*
    Twitch: how about die

    • @gonzos-twin
      @gonzos-twin 4 роки тому +6

      How bout meow with the pepperoni showing?haha

    • @Dustywaffles69
      @Dustywaffles69 4 роки тому +1

      gonzostwin1 what

    • @nathanwelsh7058
      @nathanwelsh7058 4 роки тому +5

      Obviously twitch is sexist

    • @Auloss
      @Auloss 4 роки тому +4

      becouse its a fucking woman, and women can do anything today

    • @grace-hl1rl
      @grace-hl1rl 4 роки тому

      rєєkíd: *díѕѕєѕ αlínítч*
      twítch: díє.

  • @richardnguyen3413
    @richardnguyen3413 4 роки тому +1305

    Keemstar: “divorce attorney”
    Me: *remembers she married and divorced for citizenship*
    Keemstar is speaking the language of the gods

  • @ihatecxpid2994
    @ihatecxpid2994 3 роки тому +16

    twitch: * alinity doesn’t get banned for giving her cat a deadly toxic *
    also twitch: *bans minx for saying simp*

  • @EddyCaverly1
    @EddyCaverly1 4 роки тому +1133

    Alinity wasn’t banned only because twitch is run by simps
    (Edit) thanks for 1k likes

    • @xpert6390
      @xpert6390 4 роки тому +20

      Obviously

    • @bryanlolwtf04
      @bryanlolwtf04 4 роки тому +10

      @@xpert6390 they want to see their "sexy shapes" lol

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle 3 роки тому +1

      @@bryanlolwtf04 lol XD

    • @MessiMerdo
      @MessiMerdo 3 роки тому +6

      The COO of Twitch is a hardcore Feminist called Sara Clemens. Look her up at Twitter.

    • @Garnn47
      @Garnn47 3 роки тому +13

      @@MessiMerdo i know and didn't she say she's trying to make the word simp banned?

  • @itzadamisnoob771
    @itzadamisnoob771 5 років тому +445

    A few months later: Ninja leaves Twitch, Twitch shows porn!

  • @kki3733
    @kki3733 5 років тому +252

    She also married some Canadian then divorced him so she could get citizenship in Canada

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes 5 років тому +45

      makarilla, *so where shall I drop the air strike?*
      As a Canadian I believe this is the only time we can go on a crusade and mean it.

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 років тому +9

      @@DeemsTheMemes Of course, it won't work because y'know
      _You're half French_

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes 5 років тому +11

      Obsidiron Pumicia, well yes but actually no. I’m not half French. Me personally I am 25% French. 25% weeb and 50% tree syrup.

    • @obsidironpumicia4074
      @obsidironpumicia4074 5 років тому +2

      @@DeemsTheMemes Eh, close enough.
      Either way, you'll still surrender at the end of it

    • @birdland4397
      @birdland4397 5 років тому +1

      @@DeemsTheMemes didn't know you were Canadian, Dio-sama

  • @スノーボール
    @スノーボール 4 роки тому +49

    Twitch is literally Simp Central™ it is actually sad 😂💔

  • @daboredbiscuit138
    @daboredbiscuit138 4 роки тому +642

    The dislikes are the Simps that Alinity has hired from the Twitch workplace

    • @fakejackeryz.2454
      @fakejackeryz.2454 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @zeeasty
      @zeeasty 4 роки тому +1

      i disliked cu在 i哈特阿里安定thisneeds啊banban

    • @ancient5693
      @ancient5693 4 роки тому +6

      @@zeeasty ?

    • @zzzz7815
      @zzzz7815 4 роки тому +8

      @@zeeasty xue hua piao piao

    • @kennyy141
      @kennyy141 4 роки тому +2

      Whats the difference tho?

  • @sonictheplumber1115
    @sonictheplumber1115 4 роки тому +1673

    When Keemstar actually starts talking sense, you know things are serious.

    • @Baller30035
      @Baller30035 4 роки тому +14

      Sonic TheHedgehog11152006 indeed

    • @LifeOfFox
      @LifeOfFox 4 роки тому +8

      I love how people just take Keemstar's word as gospel. I guess everyone forgot that he's had it out for Twitch for awhile. You realize all he's done is cherry picked examples right? There have been plenty of girls banned and in trouble for completely stupid things, the difference is there are more men on twitch, of course you're going to see more men having problems. But what he's doing is straight up painting a manipulative narrative by excluding the examples that prove him wrong, so lying in other words.
      One girl was banned for saying there was two genders. Another was suspended just a few months ago for having a low cut shirt and she wasn't even on her own stream. The guy didn't get in any trouble even though it was his account streaming it.
      And there is no way Keem didn't hear about these things, I don't go out of my way to hear about twitch happenings and even I've heard about them, he's got an entire team that hunts the internet for these things, so either they are completely inept at their jobs or he is trying to manipulate his viewers into rallying against twitch, and I think it's the latter.
      Keemstar won't talk about these examples while making his argument, it would show he's a complete moron making shit up (what else is new with him) and throwing women under the bus because he has a personal agenda against Twitch. When he railed against twitch the first time no one cared, so the second time he decided to use this for a divisive gimmick knowing people would get riled up, grab their pitchfork without question and suck his dick.
      Should call this dude Keem Smollet, because Keem is using men like Jussie tried to use blacks for an outrage mob.
      We live in a world where countless men get probation for rape, even child rape, that is if they get any punishment at all. And that's in first world countries let alone the rest of the world. So stop with this "if a man did it" crap. Men do fucked up shit all the time and get away with it. But according to the incels on the internet men can't even sneeze without being arrested for sexual assault.
      I love how YT (you know the way bigger platform we're on right now) does nothing about people like Onision, Romeo Lacoste etc, literal child predators, yet here everyone is freaking out about Alinity letting a cat lick her lips after she drank vodka on a way less prolific platform. I mean seriously, the priorities are out of whack here. Grooming a child is a little worse than throwing a cat while you're at ground level. And the most ironic shit ever is now Keemstar is defending Onision, you can't make this clownery up.
      But yeah, let's listen without question this time to a guy that is known for trying to rile people up with divisiveness and has a long list of hypocrisy/irrational behavior. He's so out of it that he's been caught contradicting himself within the same twitter thread, people don't even have to dig up old tweets to prove he's full of shit. Then when someone dismantles his points he doesn't defend what he said he just start's calling them stupid, and saying "everyone knows you're stupid", like he's back in elementary school or something.
      Yet everyone just wants to hop on the bandwagon and believe him without looking deeper first on this issue?
      Why is my question.

    • @auliaakbar4197
      @auliaakbar4197 4 роки тому +12

      @@LifeOfFox i dont know this is true or not but, this is internet. These people can do they want even keemstar could manipulative context of its argument.
      Well no need to ask about it because drama happend all the time.

    • @yannickvandorsselaer
      @yannickvandorsselaer 4 роки тому +4

      @@LifeOfFox but were not talking about YT are we. Were talking about twitch. She is doing some awful shit and so are the people you talked about and they should all be banned, but I agree with the twitch argument. It feels like guys get treated much harsher than women

    • @yannickvandorsselaer
      @yannickvandorsselaer 4 роки тому +1

      @@LifeOfFox and also youre picking out 2 things that happened. Youre basically doing the same thing keem is doing

  • @kingmwila
    @kingmwila 5 років тому +659

    I wonder who she's banging from Twitch staff. Twitch is gonna end up being dropped when someone creates a better streaming platform.

    • @kyokuslaps2411
      @kyokuslaps2411 5 років тому +102

      She's not banging anyone, they're just virgins who beat off to the female streamers

    • @catherinecarrillo7956
      @catherinecarrillo7956 5 років тому

      日本Otouoriiejyjhjwjttetrrrtyytttttttye rleotte無意味な

    • @user-vy7xo8kg8d
      @user-vy7xo8kg8d 5 років тому +17

      What about D-live?

    • @sagedaze1634
      @sagedaze1634 5 років тому +2

      Dlive is an opinion but who wants to go to that wasteland

    • @kingmwila
      @kingmwila 5 років тому +1

      @@kyokuslaps2411 facts

  • @magicnebula5398
    @magicnebula5398 3 роки тому +10

    she straight up
    is bullying her pets

  • @Cheddar-Man
    @Cheddar-Man 5 років тому +369

    Peta: *Helps to try and take down Alinity*
    Me: You are bad guy, but that does not mean you are bad guy.

    • @diggietydog458
      @diggietydog458 5 років тому +1

      Wait why is PETA bad?

    • @Cheddar-Man
      @Cheddar-Man 5 років тому +23

      @@diggietydog458 hypothetical, used made shitty Pokemon knock off, and 95 percent of their animals died last year

    • @Corpseflora
      @Corpseflora 5 років тому +21

      @@diggietydog458 they also give out tons of misinfo abt how to care abt animals, i.e the "dont shear your sheep" thing.
      edit: and they made insulted steve erwin despite the fact that he did more for the welfare of animals than they ever did. on his birthday.

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 5 років тому +2

      Don't even get me started on the lobsters

    • @ILaunchNukes
      @ILaunchNukes 5 років тому +2

      PETA: Maybe I don't want to be a bad guy anymore.

  • @lagotic3368
    @lagotic3368 4 роки тому +1332

    Anlinity:
    *thotting*
    *abusing*
    *poisoning*
    Twitch: Na fine, keep your career.
    Man:
    *shows fish*
    *fish jumps out of his hand*
    Twitch: Wait, that's illegal.
    Edit: holy crap guys thanks for the likes!! This is my first youtube comment and I got 1,3k likes😁

  • @do3807
    @do3807 5 років тому +476

    Pewdiepie is so cool...
    Edit: I sound 12, but damnit he is. That's like, a reasonable and mature take, that holds up to this day

    • @Holio88
      @Holio88 5 років тому +44

      Hes a real one man. Glad he is the biggest youtuber

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz 5 років тому +6

      5,000 Subscribers For First Video. | was* 😭

    • @Holio88
      @Holio88 5 років тому +1

      @@grimhavenz RIP pewds:[

    • @smibnor7387
      @smibnor7387 5 років тому +16

      I really don’t like his content nowadays, but I respect him as a person.

    • @ralphr2711
      @ralphr2711 5 років тому +3

      I like his Red Pilling videos than the current Minecraft gameplays that will unfortunately turn into another Happy Wheels series...

  • @overse7938
    @overse7938 3 роки тому +5

    we learned today, women can do anything and pass thru if they are atractive

  • @kaiji102
    @kaiji102 5 років тому +688

    Alinity : *yeets her cat and broke rules*
    Twitch : nice
    Anomaly : *show a minecraft skin*
    Twitch : DAFUQ DID YOU DO?!

    • @gnome2812
      @gnome2812 5 років тому +22

      Basically.....
      TWITCH IS DRUNK

    • @electrobot9871
      @electrobot9871 5 років тому +12

      @@gnome2812 virgin*

    • @gdkeashusoldaccount1861
      @gdkeashusoldaccount1861 5 років тому +16

      Alinity : *_Spits vodka at cat_*
      Twitch : *_Seems legit_*
      12yr that no one watches or effects anyone at all : *_Eats a burger_*
      Twitch : *_Imma end this man’s whole career_*

    • @k9tez
      @k9tez 5 років тому +5

      Random girl twitch steamer:*abuse her kid and family and stabs them and scars them For life*u
      Twitch:oh wow that's noice
      Guy:*takes a step*
      Twitch:BOI TF ARE U DOING HERE*

    • @slitherysnek12
      @slitherysnek12 5 років тому +1

      he showed a hitler skin xD... his reaction when he realized was golden

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 5 років тому +163

    I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with peta for once

  • @bulldozernolan
    @bulldozernolan 5 років тому +369

    Never thought the day would come when we team up with PETA

    • @afsilver07
      @afsilver07 5 років тому +32

      This is truly the most ambitious crossover in Twitter history

    • @wackwacker8623
      @wackwacker8623 5 років тому +24

      It’s an avengers level threat

    • @AuroraAustralis_
      @AuroraAustralis_ 5 років тому +8

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But one day we’re going to find that cuts both ways.

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 років тому +6

      Literally everybody else: Never thought I'd die fighting alongside a Peta representative.
      Peta: how about a friend?
      Literally everybody else: that I can do.

    • @thomatsu4591
      @thomatsu4591 5 років тому +2

      We need to get all youtuber to fight Alinity

  • @_jam1440
    @_jam1440 3 роки тому +6

    Alinity's mom: working
    Alinity: mama mama!
    Alinity's mom: ugh alinity! Throws

  • @had4376
    @had4376 5 років тому +266

    I'm sure twich wouldn't do the same to ninja's channel for moving to another platform if he was a woman

    • @elimulder685
      @elimulder685 5 років тому +8

      lmao if she moved they would just buy mixer or give her 100% of the companies shares

    • @llucas7161
      @llucas7161 5 років тому +1

      Twitch is sexist

    • @elimulder685
      @elimulder685 5 років тому

      Lettuce Man no they are a bunch of stinky virgin incels who would do anything for sex

  • @roigipot8120
    @roigipot8120 5 років тому +550

    PETA: **Helps take down Alinity**
    Everyone: "We werent expecting special forces.."

  • @flightsstats9757
    @flightsstats9757 4 роки тому +168

    When your taking PETA and Keemstars side it must be serious 😂😂🤣

  • @saltysaladz2050
    @saltysaladz2050 3 роки тому +6

    The one time Peta actually helped

  • @devesh_desai
    @devesh_desai 5 років тому +214

    This is why ninja went to mixer, and twitch took his verification badge.

    • @renzocbc7566
      @renzocbc7566 5 років тому +4

      No, that was just Microsofts money

    • @renzocbc7566
      @renzocbc7566 5 років тому +7

      Still, twitch bad

    • @紺野-純子
      @紺野-純子 5 років тому +1

      imo twitch is a good platform the people aren't...

    • @紺野-純子
      @紺野-純子 5 років тому

      @@serily4524 idc its my opinion

    • @紺野-純子
      @紺野-純子 5 років тому +4

      @Vincent Van Mol you're not wrong

  • @soph8896
    @soph8896 5 років тому +164

    alinity blocked me on twitter for saying “you didn’t throw your cat or give it alcohol this time, surprising” LMAOJASJ

    • @plaguedoc3526
      @plaguedoc3526 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Thevamp1reking
      @Thevamp1reking 5 років тому +5

      What did you expect tho?

    • @TP-tg8cc
      @TP-tg8cc 5 років тому

      Still,you kinda deserved it. Not saying that Alinity shouldn't get banned, but out of context, that's very rude humor.

  • @christian_7624
    @christian_7624 5 років тому +390

    Alinity: _Throws cat_
    Twitch:
    Male streamer: _Accidentally drops catfish_
    Twitch: *NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*

    • @zyklonb3132
      @zyklonb3132 5 років тому +6

      This somehow makes me want to punch Twitch in the face

    • @TaxTaxMouravi
      @TaxTaxMouravi 5 років тому +3

      Christian _ thats why we all moved to mixer :D fuck u twitch

  • @KVMGReal
    @KVMGReal 2 роки тому +1

    0:09 LMAO THE SMITTY CLIP 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lazycookies
    @lazycookies 5 років тому +547

    Alinity: purposely throws poor cat over her chair
    Twitch: meh
    Some dude: *accidentally* drops pet on floor "oh my gosh! Are you ok?" Helps pet
    Twitch: wait. That's illegal.

    • @brotherextreme
      @brotherextreme 5 років тому +5

      Perma ban

    • @brotherextreme
      @brotherextreme 5 років тому

      @H M thats a joke homie chill

    • @brotherextreme
      @brotherextreme 5 років тому

      @H M no problem

    • @brotherextreme
      @brotherextreme 5 років тому

      @H M but it was a long time ban

    • @PJVids83
      @PJVids83 5 років тому +1

      Look, Alinity is in possession of good looks. That's enough to get you out of jail for as long as those looks last. Sure, that's cynical but it's also what's happening.

  • @adunaio
    @adunaio 5 років тому +1652

    Any female: Kills child
    Twitch: Meh
    Any male: Accidentally steps on dogs paw
    Twitch: Wait that’s illegal

  • @garpu_9187
    @garpu_9187 4 роки тому +1448

    Woman: kill rat
    Twitch: yes i excuse you
    Man: kicks rat softly and doesn’t wanna kill it
    Twitch: *ah yes... the Perma Ban button.*

    • @imred8482
      @imred8482 4 роки тому +15

      @?? wtf

    • @angelomabalay2735
      @angelomabalay2735 4 роки тому +5

      @?? lol

    • @onzacronza9139
      @onzacronza9139 4 роки тому +33

      Twitch is a SIMP

    • @zhipeizhou5582
      @zhipeizhou5582 4 роки тому +30

      Girl: slaps kitty and hurts it severely
      Twitch: hmmm ok
      Man: accidentally hits dog lightly
      Twitch: /die

    • @vergil2739
      @vergil2739 4 роки тому +12

      Girl: speaks in an offensive language
      twitch: ok thats fine
      Guy: hugs a cat
      twitch: you dead idiot

  • @milky1935
    @milky1935 2 роки тому +1

    Alinity: The villainous protagonist
    Keemstar: The Anti-Hero
    Peta: The supervillain teaming up with the Anti-Hero (Keemstar)
    Bowblax: The Narrator

  • @kaitube607
    @kaitube607 4 роки тому +558

    PETA: well, maybe I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore

    • @DreamingBloodfiend
      @DreamingBloodfiend 4 роки тому +11

      We were bad now we're good

    • @goofygoober7248
      @goofygoober7248 4 роки тому +5

      That was genuinely the first Peta related shit i saw and I was confused on why people were hating it so much

    • @marianghiga7045
      @marianghiga7045 4 роки тому

      @@goofygoober7248 go on instagram facebook or twiter and search peta then you will see why everybody hates them they put the GO VEGAN mesage to a whole new level

    • @goofygoober7248
      @goofygoober7248 4 роки тому

      @@marianghiga7045 I know but it was the first thing I ever saw from Peta and it seemed pretty reasonable

    • @WublynOnOF
      @WublynOnOF 4 роки тому

      @PETA isn’t bad... it’s the ppl they hire that take it to seriously and call cops on ppl that r eating meat or sum shit.

  • @alwest4472
    @alwest4472 4 роки тому +178

    The cat looks so uncomfortable in her hands,

    • @waka5795
      @waka5795 4 роки тому +4

      the cat didn't look to comfortable 'dropped' (yeeted) from her hands either

  • @marxistmystic
    @marxistmystic 5 років тому +153

    When peta has the same opinion as the people, it’s REAL, game on

    • @Thevamp1reking
      @Thevamp1reking 5 років тому

      all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ long ass name

  • @blazewing3759
    @blazewing3759 3 роки тому +2

    0:59 would also be my reaction buddy

  • @uncledomek
    @uncledomek 5 років тому +208

    Czech streamer Herdyn drank a galon of milk as a challenge or something like that.
    He got month ban for self-harm.
    Well done Twitch!

    • @stef6266
      @stef6266 5 років тому

      Siki yea but why u like ur own comment also make a petition to sue twitch

    • @Zzzikt
      @Zzzikt 5 років тому +1

      Herdyn is a fucking chad lol

    • @evzenvarga9707
      @evzenvarga9707 5 років тому +3

      Pavel Mlíkeš.

    • @_slxsh_
      @_slxsh_ 5 років тому +5

      meanwhile alinity is yeeting her cat across a room and spitting vodka in the poor things face and she is not banned.the fuck twitch.what the actual fuck.

    • @4frost316
      @4frost316 5 років тому +1

      that's true, how do you know about it?

  • @jamesissassy8664
    @jamesissassy8664 5 років тому +120

    Alinity- streams herself doing a challenge to break all of Twitch’s guidelines.
    Twitch- 🤷‍♀️
    Men- start up a Twitch account.
    Twitch- ಠ_ಠ Stop, you’ve violated the law.

    • @sillycheese301
      @sillycheese301 5 років тому

      That was me when I made an Instagram account.

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 5 років тому +221

    So Alinity throws cat, doesnt get banned. A man shows the clip from her twitch on his twitch and gets banned for showing animal abuse. That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. This is why I dont support Twitch

    • @chibixox5373
      @chibixox5373 5 років тому +7

      I've always said Twitch is gay. I was right.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 5 років тому +5

      @@chibixox5373 if Twitch was gay, they wouldn't white knight for women all the time. This is just stupid.

    • @theunknownguy1527
      @theunknownguy1527 5 років тому +1

      #twitchTheTwitch

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 5 років тому +4

      This is what I stick to UA-cam, even if UA-cam are sexist, their very large community with huge power will do something.

    • @STN4D
      @STN4D 5 років тому +1

      @@Vysair Ban Twitch: They can't handle all of us

  • @LiarLiarPlantsforHire
    @LiarLiarPlantsforHire 4 роки тому +5

    "I am not that strong" I can hold a cat in one hand. It's a worse lie than my brother

  • @SenzyW
    @SenzyW 5 років тому +274

    Woman:murders her husband
    Twitch:lets pretend we didnt see that
    Man:kills someone in a game
    Twitch:THATS ILLEGAL!

    • @d0be433
      @d0be433 5 років тому +2

      @adolf hitler you wouldn't be banned from twitch earth edition if you were a woman

    • @yocarter9221
      @yocarter9221 5 років тому +1

      FBI you're supposed to stop murder not increase it

    • @spingebill8551
      @spingebill8551 5 років тому +1

      The second part actually happened with UA-cam. This dude fed a feminist to pigs in red dead redemption 2 and got banned but he got back up after backlash.

  • @aceee1337
    @aceee1337 5 років тому +1108

    *Amouranth Half-naked streaming all the time*
    Twitch : *its nothing*
    *Alinity throws cat and spits vodka on cat's mouth*
    Twitch : *meh*
    Guy streamer : *Breathes*
    Twitch : *wAiT ThAt's fUcKiNg illeGaL*

    • @k9tez
      @k9tez 5 років тому +40

      A female steamer:*stabs her brother*
      Twitch:thats actually cool asf
      Guy-*says a word*
      Twitch-WTFFFF U THOUGHT U CAUGHT ME SLIPPING*bans for life even afterlife*

    • @Croat420
      @Croat420 5 років тому +22

      A female streamer: butt naked talking about racist stereotypes
      A guy: do-
      Twitch: ZA WARLDO

    • @MyLullabye
      @MyLullabye 5 років тому +9

      A girl literally murders someone in front of the camera, meh
      Guy just talks to chat, BOIS WE GOT A DORITO TANGO MOUNTAIN BRAVO DEW IN PROGRESS I REPEAT WE GOT A DORITO TANGO MOUNTAIN BRAVO DEW IN PROGRESS

    • @EdenC1335
      @EdenC1335 5 років тому +3

      BROTHA?

    • @DoctorAlright
      @DoctorAlright 5 років тому +3

      Girl: films an assassination on twitch
      Twitch: 😴
      Guy: *drinks water*
      Twitch 👀

  • @GigoX3
    @GigoX3 5 років тому +856

    Plot twist:
    She's daughter of Twitch owner

  • @minh1942
    @minh1942 3 роки тому +3

    Me:oh my god that cat is so cuteeee
    Alinity : “YEET”

  • @edgemaxxer1573
    @edgemaxxer1573 4 роки тому +515

    The guy who's showing his pet catfish didn't meant to drop him and also catfish can survive on land more longer than other fish.

    • @hyperxin7444
      @hyperxin7444 4 роки тому +9

      @NieuwNederland chill dude

    • @user-ye9bc7nw2c
      @user-ye9bc7nw2c 4 роки тому +9

      @NieuwNederland pussy

    • @hyperxin7444
      @hyperxin7444 4 роки тому +4

      This dude told us a story and all of you just bully him

    • @tylersbbiggestfan
      @tylersbbiggestfan 4 роки тому +3

      y'all really getting mad about someone feeding their cat a fish 🤡

    • @tammytheranger7645
      @tammytheranger7645 3 роки тому +8

      Catfish just goes "Ight. Imma head out" and jumps out of his hand.

  • @fear4173
    @fear4173 5 років тому +202

    There's something very odd with people starting with "A" involved in drama lately.

    • @sieg3701
      @sieg3701 5 років тому +43

      Akinganii
      Akwite
      Abluesdank
      Asquizzy

    • @_HaiLo_
      @_HaiLo_ 5 років тому +1

      FFS
      YOUR MAKING ME RAGE
      STOP COMMENTING
      REEEEEEEE

    • @sieg3701
      @sieg3701 5 років тому +6

      @@_HaiLo_ but i refuse

    • @sonicfanboy-rl5ei
      @sonicfanboy-rl5ei 5 років тому +6

      dapa AImallex
      AChey
      Adolandark

    • @sieg3701
      @sieg3701 5 років тому +1

      @@sonicfanboy-rl5ei dolan already apologized so yeet

  • @opachkii
    @opachkii 5 років тому +295

    alinity: realizes the amount of backlash from her abusing her cat
    streams video of her singing to her cat, hoping to make it seem like she is nice to milo

    • @ThePener
      @ThePener 5 років тому +22

      That cat hates the living fuck out of her

    • @xxxgpakos6237
      @xxxgpakos6237 5 років тому +5

      Insert tmartim apology video w 🐕