Theo Von is not into the French

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  • @napoleonbonaparte7692
    @napoleonbonaparte7692 Рік тому +37336

    Yaaa but they leave. What a great one liner

    • @samuraijack6871
      @samuraijack6871 Рік тому +336

      Teo amaze me every time with his Einstein lines.

    • @Dude_man96
      @Dude_man96 Рік тому +52

      Trademark Theo only type line for sure 🤣

    • @austinlikebraves
      @austinlikebraves Рік тому +26

      We heard it

    • @jared9822
      @jared9822 Рік тому

      @@samuraijack6871 didn’t Einstein fuck an Mary his lil cousin or niece

    • @jagerowen4775
      @jagerowen4775 Рік тому +20

      ​​​​@@austinlikebraves i couldn't hear you could ya lay that louder?

  • @MFBloosh
    @MFBloosh Рік тому +10243

    Theo hated Louisiana so much that he formed a secondary hatred for the French lmfao.

    • @evamurray4478
      @evamurray4478 Рік тому +112

      This is happening to me right now. I moved to Aberdeen (Scotland) and since I came here, I've developed a hatred for anything and anyone in the whole of the North East of the country 😂

    • @MountainBain
      @MountainBain Рік тому +37

      ​@@evamurray4478As a Aberdonian. We don't want you. (Jokes) curious to know why you don't like The North East

    • @evamurray4478
      @evamurray4478 Рік тому +69

      @@MountainBain I live in Newmachar, just out of the city and it's so cold up here all the time, even in the summer at Codonas on the beach my hands were white and numb. The city has a very grim feel to it and after dark the place is outright rude and scary. Public transport is a joke around here, getting a taxi is almost impossible, there's no train service in this town and I can't even get hold of weed unless I travel to the city on the single bus route. I have epilepsy so driving isn't an option for me. Maybe the shire would be better accessible if I could drive, but to be honest there's nothing here that I can't get anywhere else. I'm desperately saving every penny I can for a deposit further south. I can't see myself spending much more time here. I have never suffered depression till I moved here either. It's so restricting up here

    • @tonystank9934
      @tonystank9934 Рік тому +59

      Can’t be true. The French in Louisiana are the only good thing about this place

    • @MFBloosh
      @MFBloosh Рік тому +50

      @@tonystank9934 I disagree. Everything surrounding the French is amazing. The culture, the food, the locations in France, etc. The worst thing about France is the people, but then again you can say that about anywhere I guess lol.

  • @jinks908
    @jinks908 Рік тому +2440

    “People go to Paris every year.”
    “Yeah but they leave.” Checkmate, Joe.

  • @A_Y625
    @A_Y625 Рік тому +789

    “I’ll take ‘em”😂😂

  • @MediHusky
    @MediHusky Рік тому +4587

    As a french person, Theo is 100% right about french people.

    • @GoosFrabaaa
      @GoosFrabaaa Рік тому

      Fucking traitor.

    • @rickyjones3754
      @rickyjones3754 Рік тому +13

      Tu habite ou toi?? Quelle department?

    • @ykles24
      @ykles24 Рік тому

      Stop licking rosbif ass.

    • @synewparadigm
      @synewparadigm Рік тому +63

      Exactement, j'adore la France mais les français c'est un peuple ignoble.

    • @rickyjones3754
      @rickyjones3754 Рік тому +5

      @@synewparadigm Tu vien d'ou toi?

  • @pinkiepinkster8395
    @pinkiepinkster8395 Рік тому +2585

    I found the French to be rude and mean . We left and went to Ireland. We loved the Irish.

    • @Abolas452
      @Abolas452 Рік тому +105

      Scott’s and Irish folks absolutely light up when you tell them you’re from Southern California 😂 fukin awesome to drink with

    • @rihniapicci7125
      @rihniapicci7125 Рік тому

      Haha the Irish secretly hate everybody, they "like" you only when they're drinking

    • @super-d
      @super-d Рік тому +55

      Had an absolute best time in Ireland, had a not so best time in France. People are way different

    • @king_kebab2949
      @king_kebab2949 Рік тому +53

      We Irish love to hear it, everyones welcome to come over for the craic 😊

    • @deroxanlit4181
      @deroxanlit4181 Рік тому +31

      No french people are just very straightforward to people. they don’t play two faces

  • @tomben6180
    @tomben6180 Рік тому +3217

    As an Englishman, this is music to my ears.

    • @farmerned6
      @farmerned6 Рік тому +83

      "We always have been,
      we are,
      and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France"
      - Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

    • @tomben6180
      @tomben6180 Рік тому +20

      @@farmerned6 “I form not my opinion My Dear Lord from others, no it is from what I have seen.
      They are thieves, murderers, oppressors and infidels, therefore what faith can we hold with these people (the French)” - Lord Nelson

    • @rad4805
      @rad4805 Рік тому +22

      As english french I'm conflicted 😂

    • @generalhenrystickmin
      @generalhenrystickmin Рік тому +3

      Anyone likes this

    • @louisj8360
      @louisj8360 Рік тому +70

      The English are pretty hated themselves bro

  • @SideA628
    @SideA628 Рік тому +2585

    “You’re not into French?”
    “Nobody is.”
    😂😂

    • @george5277
      @george5277 Рік тому +42

      So true😂😂

    • @pube66
      @pube66 Рік тому +17

      French women are nice

    • @HHH-tz4gc
      @HHH-tz4gc Рік тому +1

      True

    • @george5277
      @george5277 Рік тому +57

      @@pube66 not even

    • @Mr_Mojo_Rising
      @Mr_Mojo_Rising Рік тому +8

      @@pube66Yes, but they are often very dominant and controlling.

  • @uemackay1592
    @uemackay1592 Рік тому +4158

    The French government had to put up ad campaigns and billboards across Paris to remind french people to be nice to tourists. I am not joking.

    • @jadensmith4975
      @jadensmith4975 Рік тому +78

      well Paris is the most toured place on earth

    • @haddienightfather9814
      @haddienightfather9814 Рік тому +11

      Lut a link man show the proof

    • @iceitupgsv
      @iceitupgsv Рік тому +131

      I mean if you saw how the tourists be acting over here you wouldn't be surprised, I litteraly saw some dude risks his baby's life just to get a picture in the middle of road in front of the Eiffel tower. Paris is a great city without tourists 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @uemackay1592
      @uemackay1592 Рік тому +194

      @@iceitupgsv Exhibit A 🤣

    • @editbazelli4931
      @editbazelli4931 Рік тому +112

      ​@@iceitupgsv you don't know how much you validated the original comment 🤣

  • @FunkBastid
    @FunkBastid Рік тому +802

    “Ya, but they leave.” is probably the best off-the-cuff one liner I’ve ever heard.

    • @marcioborgesreis9066
      @marcioborgesreis9066 Рік тому +1

      So many Americans living in France , you dont even know .

    • @MEIN_KAMPF1889
      @MEIN_KAMPF1889 11 місяців тому +1

      You need to get out more

    • @KCJbomberFTW
      @KCJbomberFTW 11 місяців тому +3

      @@marcioborgesreis9066so many French living in America you know damn well😂
      Best wine is from California best cheese is from Oregon best food city is New York
      All your modern culture is American

    • @marcioborgesreis9066
      @marcioborgesreis9066 11 місяців тому

      @@KCJbomberFTW You just made me laugh. Thanks.

    • @KCJbomberFTW
      @KCJbomberFTW 11 місяців тому +1

      @@marcioborgesreis9066 Say la vie
      Or something

  • @hello75986
    @hello75986 8 місяців тому +101

    Von is so quick.

  • @ab-ll7dv
    @ab-ll7dv Рік тому +5581

    I find French people very welcoming and patient. Specially When I was in Paris and struggling with my broken French. Everyone would help me and understand my situation. Very kind people.
    Just joking bro, they are awful

    • @washyourface6851
      @washyourface6851 Рік тому +163

      Perfect 😂

    • @TheOnlyOneSon
      @TheOnlyOneSon Рік тому +386

      Knew you were full of it when I read 'welcoming' & 'patient'.

    • @CptDangernoodle
      @CptDangernoodle Рік тому +30

      Comment gold!

    • @samuelflabra7326
      @samuelflabra7326 Рік тому +245

      Yeah I was in Paris sitting on a bench next to an old woman and she asked me where I’m from and I told her Florida. She looked at me with disgust and said “who would ever live there it’s so boring and flat not a good place”. I asked had she ever been there and she said no then got up and walked away. I was thinking wtf was that interaction? I did go to Normandy where my grandpa landed in WW2 and people were nice there.

    • @Saladid
      @Saladid Рік тому +97

      I disliked, pressed "read more" then liked

  • @castorbattlerap
    @castorbattlerap Рік тому +3339

    I'm french and I want to say that this is perfectly understandable.

    • @JoeG71299
      @JoeG71299 Рік тому

      @Thomas Cibula Québécois’s are sooooo annoying and entitled lmfaoo 🤣🤡

    • @polpotnoodle7441
      @polpotnoodle7441 Рік тому +35

      I hate the french😂 no offence sir You'se just always seem to F things up🤣 and macron dont get me started on that little froggy

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 Рік тому +48

      I found the French friendly as soon as explained I'm Scottish not English or American

    • @VISCABARCAist
      @VISCABARCAist Рік тому +31

      0% d'amour de sois
      Ça m étonne même pas

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 Рік тому

      @Thomas Cibula The most toxic gamers ever are French Canadians.

  • @The13ab
    @The13ab Рік тому +1906

    France has to remind their own citizens to be considerate of tourists

    • @nawnaw4709
      @nawnaw4709 Рік тому +51

      believe me it's not just toward tourists...

    • @Samreen_kaur_2428
      @Samreen_kaur_2428 Рік тому +10

      ​@@nawnaw4709 are they that mean tho...

    • @Sara-et4et
      @Sara-et4et Рік тому

      They’re just d!ckheads for no reason. There might be a reason…

    • @hj2797
      @hj2797 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Samreen_kaur_2428 not really

    • @M7awesat
      @M7awesat Рік тому +25

      @@hj2797 not all french ppl obviously, people in Paris are not friendly though.

  • @terrymarshall7688
    @terrymarshall7688 10 місяців тому +1121

    As a English man who has been to france over dozen times the man is right so rude😂😂😂

    • @beachplumb
      @beachplumb 9 місяців тому +1

      @@CathappyloveHoly wild assumptions!

    • @maxbakker1872
      @maxbakker1872 9 місяців тому +53

      @@beachplumbhow is that an assumption? It’s his personal experience.

    • @Shm00ly
      @Shm00ly 9 місяців тому +28

      My experience too! 👍🏻

    • @satsuma1754
      @satsuma1754 9 місяців тому

      British are worst so shut up😂

    • @satsuma1754
      @satsuma1754 9 місяців тому +9

      Most of americans dont even try to speak french but ok the PB are the french

  • @beardedloon77
    @beardedloon77 Рік тому +714

    as an Englishman I can imagine nothing worse than being in a room full of French people that all want a chat.

    • @liamtubridy449
      @liamtubridy449 Рік тому +63

      As a human being I can imagine nothing worse than being in a room with an Englishman

    • @fires5490
      @fires5490 Рік тому +84

      As an American I can imagine nothing worse than being in a room full of people.

    • @EECErik
      @EECErik Рік тому +4

      i can’t imagine :/

    • @berteabdel7722
      @berteabdel7722 Рік тому

      ​​@Ty Dye speak for yourself nigga

    • @binx1847
      @binx1847 Рік тому +3

      @@liamtubridy449 ratio

  • @meeppeep4113
    @meeppeep4113 8 місяців тому +67

    "Ye, but they leave"🤣 This guy is a friggin genius!🤣

  • @waynebruce24893
    @waynebruce24893 Рік тому +276

    I haven't truly LOL'd in a long time until "Yeah but they leave"

  • @bartuc1990
    @bartuc1990 Рік тому +306

    as a french can confirm. everyone leaves

    • @ouinon4138
      @ouinon4138 Рік тому +9

      Quel mytho
      Tellement simple de détester ton pays et de lui mettre sur le dos tout tes problèmes

    • @cathanoneal5915
      @cathanoneal5915 Рік тому

      ​@@ouinon4138en vrai je lui donne raison. Ça fait 20 piges que le gouvernement chie sur le francais de base, pour sucer tout les immigrés de la planete, et que on se fait insulter de facho pour vouloir limiter cette immigration incontrolable. Alors oui on se casse. Je reviendrai quand on aura viré tout les mahometants, les wesh, et les clandos. Jai grandie en banlieue et ca fait 20 piges que jme fait insulter de sale francais dans mon propre pays. Alors niquez vous, jme casse

    • @JoeBine77
      @JoeBine77 Рік тому

      Pour venir au Québec !

    • @alsalazar6069
      @alsalazar6069 11 місяців тому

      ​@@JoeBine77personne va là bas sale mytho sale taf

    • @emmanuelatti86
      @emmanuelatti86 9 місяців тому

      Except illegal immigra

  • @crownonpoint
    @crownonpoint Рік тому +198

    WE LOVE YOU TOO THEO 🇨🇦

    • @randydube1423
      @randydube1423 9 місяців тому +7

      Especially us French Canadians.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 9 місяців тому +1

      No idea who the creep is.

    • @HANAMICHI420
      @HANAMICHI420 9 місяців тому +5

      @@dogwalker666grow up

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 9 місяців тому +1

      @@HANAMICHI420 lol, What a pathetic response, The guy is a nonentity deal with it Karen.

    • @edgardsimon9623
      @edgardsimon9623 8 місяців тому +1

      U Canadian love everyone stop trying to pretend its especialy him

  • @AlexTheRed1985
    @AlexTheRed1985 Рік тому +203

    “Yea, but they leave”. I’m dead

  • @amostake
    @amostake Рік тому +1758

    I've been to France. Not enough wine on the entire planet to make me stay there.

    • @tom2581
      @tom2581 Рік тому +7

      Where in France did you go?

    • @Idk-dr6dk
      @Idk-dr6dk Рік тому +98

      @@tom2581doesn’t matter no where there is worth living

    • @tom2581
      @tom2581 Рік тому +8

      @@Idk-dr6dk have you even been?

    • @25439
      @25439 Рік тому +81

      Paris was shit when i visited

    • @GinkgoRobur27
      @GinkgoRobur27 Рік тому +26

      ​@@Idk-dr6dkwe don't want none of you either

  • @SD-ko4tz
    @SD-ko4tz Рік тому +392

    As a Dutch person. I had the same issue. But the French on the countryside are totally different form the ones in the cities.

    • @Zachary-
      @Zachary- Рік тому

      That's the same everywhere. Parisians are just so...parisian, they make all French look bad.

    • @Lyonessi
      @Lyonessi Рік тому

      I do feel like there's more shittier personalities in the city than countryside. Also I hear Amsterdam is not a good representative of Nederland.

    • @stuffy.design
      @stuffy.design Рік тому +15

      I'm noticing everyone from a neighbouring country with france hates france lmao (I'm italian)

    • @snake41411
      @snake41411 Рік тому +26

      THANK YOU. You have no idea how irritating it is seeing everyone consider that the Parisians are the only French, people will go only to Paris and complain everyone is unpleasant like of course man fkn hell

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft Рік тому

      ​@@Yesindeed126 Least xenophobic Brit right there.
      Have you walked around London/Birmingham/Manchester recently? All the natives have run away to the countryside because of all the Africans and Arabs...
      See how stupid it sounds?
      Yes, there are more African/Arabs living in European cities than 10 years ago, but you're utterly clueless if you think there has been an exodus of natives.

  • @sunkneee
    @sunkneee 8 місяців тому +11

    Theo is the only guy that can make Joe laugh after every other sentence. 😂

  • @MegaBrouno
    @MegaBrouno Рік тому +488

    I cracked up: “yah I’ll take them”

    • @Bakupa91
      @Bakupa91 Рік тому +3

      I'm from Montreal, this is hilarious

    • @OhCyrus
      @OhCyrus Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @JoeBine77
      @JoeBine77 Рік тому

      We are much better than France. Historically speaking, they abandoned us.

  • @fitzrevo
    @fitzrevo Рік тому +101

    Theo might be the most naturally funny person I've ever seen

    • @robovac3557
      @robovac3557 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, he's said a lot of hilariously genius stuff.

  • @benkelly7182
    @benkelly7182 11 місяців тому +43

    I met one or two jerks in France and bunch of people that were awesome. I was shown kindness and generosity by complete strangers.

  • @patshanz
    @patshanz Рік тому +646

    Equating France to Paris is like equating the United States to New York.

    • @zea.94
      @zea.94 Рік тому +53

      Honestly equating France to Paris makes little more sense than NY to US. Still not fair though

    • @OQuinncy
      @OQuinncy Рік тому

      French are rude.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta Рік тому +4

      So mostly foreign?

    • @Chet73
      @Chet73 Рік тому +30

      @@vocexseta New York isn’t a microcosm of the United States.

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave Рік тому +5

      New Yorkers do that

  • @fistofthebrownstar6216
    @fistofthebrownstar6216 Рік тому +131

    You never know if Theo has you trapped in his Genjutsu

    • @giselearcand3401
      @giselearcand3401 9 місяців тому

      Wow, compare Theo NOW to this. Good on him for cleaning up. Warms my heart

  • @uncopino
    @uncopino Рік тому +208

    as an italian i couldn’t agree more

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 Рік тому +1

      Molto Bene

    • @deroxanlit4181
      @deroxanlit4181 Рік тому +8

      i like french they aren’t fake

    • @nostradamus7648
      @nostradamus7648 Рік тому

      @Deroxan Lit Macron has entered the chat,...
      Your theory, disproven.

    • @deroxanlit4181
      @deroxanlit4181 Рік тому +10

      @@nostradamus7648 LMFAO he is a politician! all politicians lie ! i met many french. they could be a little obnoxious but they speak their mind

    • @ToluRobertson
      @ToluRobertson Рік тому +1

      Way to miss the world cup again lol

  • @myrialynn
    @myrialynn 11 місяців тому +9

    I friggin love Theo.

    • @indiabeauty1673
      @indiabeauty1673 11 місяців тому +2

      Everybody does!

    • @messyjesse1173
      @messyjesse1173 9 місяців тому +1

      I love him too but.... Is no one gonna point out he looks and is acting coked out right now? He admits to doing it on and off lol Im chilling and looking at him and saying, " damn he's looking and twitching just like me when I did coke" lol

  • @gotfeedback01
    @gotfeedback01 Рік тому +165

    As an American, Canadians are awesome. I love Canada. Respect.

    • @dezertson2011
      @dezertson2011 Рік тому +15

      French Canadians can be extremely snotty.

    • @kearneydillon4803
      @kearneydillon4803 Рік тому +19

      As a Canadian, I love Americans. I always find them to be nice and full of life. I cant wait to go back to the U.S.

    • @generalhenrystickmin
      @generalhenrystickmin Рік тому +1

      @@kearneydillon4803 nice

    • @marc-andrechevalier973
      @marc-andrechevalier973 Рік тому +9

      Most of what we know about each others country is so twisted by the media.
      When I go to the USA, im always amazed at how kind and welcoming people actually are.

    • @mooselipz3079
      @mooselipz3079 Рік тому +2

      @@kearneydillon4803 I'll second that!!

  • @Tommy-ht5kc
    @Tommy-ht5kc Рік тому +31

    I’m with Theo on this one. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @castronator-mu3ye
      @castronator-mu3ye 10 місяців тому

      The flag is a detail 😂😂😂😂 Fvck I love some brit banter

  • @dansir4102
    @dansir4102 Рік тому +71

    Theo is a natural philosopher

  • @Dslicckest1
    @Dslicckest1 4 місяці тому +2

    Theo turns the most simple word combinations into the most hilarious jokes ever 🤣

  • @LDacic
    @LDacic Рік тому +39

    "Yeah, but they leave" is the best description of going to France.

    • @house30house
      @house30house Рік тому +1

      and the best description to every place to go on holidays, you in the end leave

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому

      ​@@house30house only non french who want to live in France are third world Monkeys and it shows, the french people are the definition of Cucks.

    • @Phearsum
      @Phearsum Рік тому

      ​@@house30houseI've seen some people fall in love with where they went so much they bought a home and became expats. But it wasn't France, it was Vietnam.

    • @snake41411
      @snake41411 Рік тому +1

      To Paris my dude, to Paris

  • @johnjoe8682
    @johnjoe8682 Рік тому +41

    "Yeah but, they leave" he's as quick as a whip!

  • @shy.7316
    @shy.7316 Рік тому +37

    Thinking that the french canadians are like european french is that same as thinking that UK english and american english is the same

    • @katet4554
      @katet4554 5 місяців тому

      French Canadians are well known to be unfriendly with outsiders.

  • @mattingegneri1077
    @mattingegneri1077 8 місяців тому +6

    “Nobody is!” 😂

  • @garrettsaulnier2651
    @garrettsaulnier2651 Рік тому +44

    Theo looks like he’s done a few lines in joes bathroom

  • @Kapkamusic
    @Kapkamusic Рік тому +36

    I'm born parisian and I left so I can relate

    • @JoeBine77
      @JoeBine77 Рік тому

      Hope you left Paris to go to Québec

  • @masonbowes2604
    @masonbowes2604 Рік тому +105

    there's a common thing called Paris syndrome especially with Japanese people and its an overwhelming sense of disappointment when visiting paris as they are shown by tv or movies that its the city of love and its beautiful but when they get there they realise everyone is rude theres litter everywhere and it smells of sewers

    • @puk182
      @puk182 Рік тому +10

      Reality

    • @c4n0
      @c4n0 Рік тому +6

      city of love, according to the french

    • @CreepyHandedMan
      @CreepyHandedMan Рік тому +6

      @@c4n0 The French hate Paris, except for a small amount of parisians.

    • @rollblackcoal2996
      @rollblackcoal2996 Рік тому +24

      There is a dedicated hotline in Japan for people who are disappointed by Paris

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому +22

      ​@@rollblackcoal2996 Japan never fails to suprise me at how pathetic and amazing their society can be simultaneously.

  • @alexdomino7505
    @alexdomino7505 Рік тому +3

    That look on his face after he dropped that line just screamed “I am a comedian God” 😂😂😂

  • @savagecomments2929
    @savagecomments2929 Рік тому +9

    His delivery is flawless

  • @jimmyjones4073
    @jimmyjones4073 Рік тому +397

    “I now know why the French eat snails, it’s the only thing they can f*****g catch!!” M. Flanagan.

  • @thebokchoyboy92
    @thebokchoyboy92 Рік тому +10

    Theo is honestly a king of one liners that stop you dead in your tracks 🤣

  • @lloydmwanza2668
    @lloydmwanza2668 10 місяців тому +21

    Canadians are solid 👌. Best country of people I have meet and I have travelled a lot!

    • @roxane444
      @roxane444 8 місяців тому +1

      Thanks ! It's nice to hear 😋 (or read 🤔😝) come back anytime !

  • @trains889
    @trains889 Рік тому +35

    A French siblings once stayed at my house in Indonesia and because I am into architecture, we talked about how beautiful (so I heard) Paris is. The brother said, "well... But you will see that on the train, the French are all sad people. No body is happy."
    And my heart broke for them.

    • @machtnichtsseimann
      @machtnichtsseimann Рік тому +8

      They need to return to their Catholic roots and the Love of God.

    • @trains889
      @trains889 Рік тому +2

      @@machtnichtsseimann I am currently writing a book about the comparison between Bible and Qur'an on (religious) laws. Have you ever read the Bible?

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому

      ​@@machtnichtsseimann thats what got them into trouble in the first place, the Catholic church is a joke an edited, watered down, satanic, pedophilic form of christianity.
      Its called the ROMAN catholic church even though the romans killed Jesus then hijacked the religeon, many middle eastern slav caucas and north africans still follow the old REAL teachings of christ before the romans got their perverted hands on it.

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому +6

      ​@@trains889 bible and qur'an arnt worth reading, may aswell read the harry potter books

    • @trains889
      @trains889 Рік тому

      @@IbrahimservantofAllah You don't have to read it for you to believe them, it is worth reading to know and understand what are the things that other people believe, to understand the drivers behind other people's actions. By reading them, you will never make false claims about the beliefs of Christians and Muslims.
      And if you read the Bible, you will see that it has stories more dramatic than any Hollywood stories or Harry Potter or Housewives of New Jersey.

  • @Courtney-R
    @Courtney-R Рік тому +4

    The satisfaction in Theo’s eyes when he delivers

    • @Kensho79
      @Kensho79 Рік тому +1

      that is the best part!! so funny.

  • @Mathew269
    @Mathew269 Рік тому +841

    I don't even think french people like french

    • @mf6269
      @mf6269 Рік тому

      Most french don’t like parisians and tourists tend to only visit Paris. I can’t blame someone that only went there and think we’re all assholes.

    • @catex5452
      @catex5452 Рік тому +6

      france

    • @sergelegault6027
      @sergelegault6027 Рік тому

      stupide américain

    • @stevethecross2727
      @stevethecross2727 Рік тому +2

      Yup screw everyone equally.

    • @jeremyfoglio7781
      @jeremyfoglio7781 Рік тому

      100% right

  • @mrktz
    @mrktz Рік тому +139

    As a French-Canadian, I have to say that I'm really happy that, for once, an outsider recognize that the French and French-Canadians are not the same thing! We don't even speak the same dialect! It's literally the same as saying that Americans are British.

    • @PedroTricking
      @PedroTricking Рік тому +15

      Great experiences with the Quebecois despite all the stereotypes.
      When it comes to french french people though......... Well.... no comment...

    • @just_me2797
      @just_me2797 Рік тому

      It is definitely not the same thing as saying Americans are British, but we do know what you mean to articulate.
      It would be like saying African Americans are Africans or for that matter English speaking Americans and Canadians are all Englishman.
      I for one certainly wouldn't correlate our French Canadian neighbor's culture, attitudes, loyalties, etc. to France. Lol. Hopefully Joe learned something from Theo on this one.

    • @abnuridd24
      @abnuridd24 Рік тому +2

      @@just_me2797 I hate that read this

    • @robertbohun4349
      @robertbohun4349 Рік тому

      The French people in Canada are stuck. They thought that by keeping the language original, they would save their heritage. All it did was isolate them from their heritage and now they can't grow either. Half their language is English spoken with a French accent, because they can't create original French words or it will change the original French. There is a reason Latin is called a dead language. The real language in Canada is Quebecois. It is a limited language and the sooner it dies the better the world will be.

    • @Guilhermemartins-rj1td
      @Guilhermemartins-rj1td Рік тому +1

      Aren’t you from the same country and speak different languages meanwhile the other one is different country’s with same language… not the same my dude

  • @hannesgreen638
    @hannesgreen638 9 місяців тому +2

    Another reason to love theo

  • @ALT-fp9vc
    @ALT-fp9vc Рік тому +7

    Québécois in the chat: Oufff, we dodge a bullet there

    • @JoeBine77
      @JoeBine77 Рік тому

      Yea except most Anglophones do not differentiate between France and Québec.

  • @woopteedeewoopteedye
    @woopteedeewoopteedye Рік тому +269

    You can't compare French Canadians and people from France.

    • @wilddrift2455
      @wilddrift2455 Рік тому +25

      Yes you can, the québécois are the same level as normal French

    • @bizzzzzzle
      @bizzzzzzle Рік тому +7

      They are horrible and don’t tip

    • @jmsimplysuperior.7367
      @jmsimplysuperior.7367 Рік тому +18

      As someone who lives in a province NB, 65% english and the rest french,the french are snobs.

    • @garl55
      @garl55 Рік тому +1

      @@jmsimplysuperior.7367 Lol the acadians are snob? Take your head out of Haine Bliggs ass.

    • @Menace2Society9
      @Menace2Society9 Рік тому +1

      You definitely can.

  • @Anarchyttg
    @Anarchyttg Рік тому +32

    Worked with french on a nato op. They are just like the movies

    • @rolfopierreantoine8906
      @rolfopierreantoine8906 Рік тому +2

      In wich ways? ( i'm french)

    • @Anarchyttg
      @Anarchyttg Рік тому

      @@rolfopierreantoine8906 sorry didn't see this till now. Arrogant, self serving, and overall very disrespectful. Royal marines and the Norwegians (sorry I can't recall which regiment they were with) were very easy to not only work with, but get along with as well. French on the other hand were a Hassel. I've never experienced such snobby, self centered, "royalty" in my life. And that's a lot considering I served under usmc officers

    • @amazonas8908
      @amazonas8908 Рік тому

      @@rolfopierreantoine8906 get your Country back from all the africans and shut up

  • @obe1withtheforce785
    @obe1withtheforce785 8 місяців тому

    Gotta admire the honesty

  • @skycho8208
    @skycho8208 Рік тому +316

    Even french Canadians hate the french, and so do the french cajuns lol

    • @lunarmodule6419
      @lunarmodule6419 Рік тому +1

      Exactly

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 Рік тому

      man, fuck quebec. they get preferential treatment. while everyone else is marked as racist they get to say they're preserving quebec culture.
      also, they drain resources from other provinces.
      it's clearly the homebase of the elite.

    • @gadriver
      @gadriver Рік тому

      Wrong. Most normal québécois have french friends. We hate the english

    • @juliensorel2517
      @juliensorel2517 Рік тому +6

      Not at all wtf?!?!?!

    • @MrJubern
      @MrJubern Рік тому +14

      Coming from a quebecer. We low-key don't wanna say it, but yeh.. totally true hahah

  • @Sponhexagonal
    @Sponhexagonal Рік тому +13

    As an American who took an impulsive coupla-of-days trip to Paris while spending a few months in Rome -- totally agree with Theo. I simply could not wait to get out of there.

  • @ant_on_orbit
    @ant_on_orbit Рік тому +32

    As a Frenchman, this seems accurate

    • @amazonas8908
      @amazonas8908 Рік тому

      fight against the immigrants or shut up puss

    • @skycho8208
      @skycho8208 Рік тому +2

      Thank you for being a good sport and taking the humor so humbly.

    • @paulbourguignon3632
      @paulbourguignon3632 Рік тому

      C’est marrant d’aller chercher de l’attention chez des étrangers qui te crachent littéralement à la gueule. Avec un peu de chance ils te feront l’aumône d’un peu d’amour propre.

    • @ant_on_orbit
      @ant_on_orbit Рік тому

      @@paulbourguignon3632 lmao, chercher de l'attention... Ca s'appelle du sens de l'humour. Par ailleurs je pense que nous faisons référence au FR comme toi quand on dit que la France ça peut être chiant.

    • @paulbourguignon3632
      @paulbourguignon3632 Рік тому

      @@ant_on_orbit toi en revanche tu es une gigantesque lavette prête à lécher les pieds de gens qui te méprisent. Tu as une belle mentalité.

  • @saintcruzin
    @saintcruzin Рік тому +6

    I’ve had great experiences in the South of France…Nice, intelligent people

  • @bobcranberries5853
    @bobcranberries5853 Рік тому +8

    I’ve been to Paris twice and I 100% agree with you I always leave and never want to go back.

    • @CameleonClyde
      @CameleonClyde Рік тому

      Don't go to Paris bro, it's France shithole! It's just like going to LA!
      You gotta visit the rest of France, we are way better hehe!

  • @jasonclymer8100
    @jasonclymer8100 Рік тому +404

    My ex-wife is French and they are arrogant as hell it's a turn off for most people

    • @fernandorego098
      @fernandorego098 Рік тому +8

      Absolutely

    • @cathanoneal5915
      @cathanoneal5915 Рік тому +23

      Because Americans aren't ? 😂😂😂 it's the hospital moking charity 😂

    • @Bigolbussy
      @Bigolbussy Рік тому +57

      @@cathanoneal5915Ayo fix me up a baguette would you

    • @edukaeshn
      @edukaeshn Рік тому

      a lot of bitter single French women nobody wants to be with

    • @anonymousgrape493
      @anonymousgrape493 Рік тому +5

      Why’d you marry one

  • @allthingsclassicrock
    @allthingsclassicrock 8 місяців тому +20

    Looks like there was a little snow on the peaks that day, eh Theo? ❄️😂

  • @Daveanoncomedy
    @Daveanoncomedy Рік тому +17

    Great line. I've been to Paris 4 times and each time was worse than the time before. It is horrible 😢

    • @ldoguerre
      @ldoguerre Рік тому +1

      Even most of us avoid Paris. France should not be summed up in Paris. As I do not summarize the United States in Washington or Canada in Ottawa.

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell Рік тому

      ​@@ldoguerre but Paris is the biggest city in France, DC is nowhere near the biggest US city.
      There's probably at least 100 cities the size of DC or bigger
      I don't know many US tourists that plan on staying in DC on purpose
      But, what you say *is* true- I don't think you can make a direct comparison or analogy, tho

    • @privatesale211
      @privatesale211 Рік тому

      then dont go

    • @Josh-fg3fe
      @Josh-fg3fe Місяць тому

      @@ldoguerre I met at least 100 French people when I was travelling Australia. 95% of them were just awful. so rude and arrogant. And they were not all from Paris

  • @Sam-xu3xq
    @Sam-xu3xq Рік тому +5

    Theo looks like he just went skiing 😂🕺

    • @zenseijay2428
      @zenseijay2428 Рік тому +1

      I thought I noticed his teeth looking a little grindy, too

    • @MycroftDonovan
      @MycroftDonovan Рік тому +3

      Walked in straight off the slopes.

    • @leetjohnson
      @leetjohnson Рік тому

      Fresh powder for sure.

  • @iranexplained1828
    @iranexplained1828 Рік тому +21

    Man I'm Iranian, I moved to Canada at 18, but I think French Canadians are treated more foreign than me by far!

    • @cwfentertainement
      @cwfentertainement Рік тому +1

      Real canadian french constitute 0,02 % of north america...a mircoscopic minority...keeping the culture is an eternal ongoing fight...but theo is too comfortable to realise that

    • @iranexplained1828
      @iranexplained1828 Рік тому +5

      @Yvan Dupotte Yeah but the bouncer asking you to tip him to go into a club on top of the cover fee just because you don't speak French isn't preservation of culture, unless the culture includes being an asshole to the "other".

    • @cwfentertainement
      @cwfentertainement Рік тому +7

      Unfaire indeed. But to be purely honest, I've seen lost assholes and also genuine kind hearts in every culture, race, color, sports teams, at work, in families etc. It's a monumental mistake to generalise

    • @iranexplained1828
      @iranexplained1828 Рік тому +2

      @@cwfentertainement I agree, I had a generally good experience there, but it didn't seem very welcoming in some aspects.

    • @ffnc258
      @ffnc258 Рік тому +2

      ​@@cwfentertainement so 8 millions people is 0.02% of north america ? Damn you're good in math kid

  • @lynpip3097
    @lynpip3097 Рік тому +2

    Everybody i know that went to paris hated it

  • @jeremiehelman6584
    @jeremiehelman6584 Рік тому +6

    Love the Canadians. Respect Theo. Because, I am Canadian .

  • @unclechaelsneckvein
    @unclechaelsneckvein Рік тому +8

    Theo just learned french-canadians exist.

  • @zebzeifc8952
    @zebzeifc8952 Рік тому +32

    you can never win an argument with theo the man is just too quick

  • @sst206
    @sst206 8 місяців тому +1

    Theo. Truth speaker

  • @badboyinjordanz
    @badboyinjordanz Рік тому +7

    Yeah, but they leave 😂 Theo really has a way with words that’s simple yet heavy at the same time.

  • @Taber01
    @Taber01 Рік тому +265

    No worry, even lots of french Canadians make fun of the French and their ways

    • @Barrymacockkiner3050
      @Barrymacockkiner3050 Рік тому

      Montreal is amazing, France is nice, the locals are arseholes.

    • @mrclutchy420
      @mrclutchy420 Рік тому +8

      No cap they can’t even imitate our French

    • @Taber01
      @Taber01 Рік тому +12

      @@RIPtybalt There was a very good video on the french language a few months ago. They concluded the Quebec french is actually more like the french a few centuries ago from a certain region of France. After Quebec became part of Canada, the spoken french stayed the same as the old days, meanwhile in France, because of wars and interaction with other countries, the spoken french changed with time. So what is the real french, the old one or the one that changed with time ? Thinking on it, almost the same could be said of the spoken english in Canada and the US

    • @modedesigner7534
      @modedesigner7534 Рік тому +10

      @@Taber01 you’re delusional, québécois French is similar to Jamaican English. French and Québécois are made fun of in general by Canadians lol.

    • @Taber01
      @Taber01 Рік тому +14

      @@modedesigner7534 You are the one living up to the old british "We are superior" idea. Keep being a legend in your own mind. Maybe you should learn something instead of just repeating old bs

  • @julianshepherd2038
    @julianshepherd2038 Рік тому +21

    Scots ❤️ France
    Annoys the English

    • @charles1413
      @charles1413 Рік тому +1

      We love Scotland over here!

    • @Craftyking1099
      @Craftyking1099 Рік тому

      We hate the Scot’s and French the same inbreds the lot of yer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂

    • @rihniapicci7125
      @rihniapicci7125 Рік тому

      Haha

  • @cristianroy21
    @cristianroy21 11 місяців тому +1

    Theo is a spontaneous speaker 🤣

  • @theblobfish9614
    @theblobfish9614 Рік тому +10

    I have never had a bad experience in France, and I am german. If you try starting out with french they are oftentimes very willing to switch to German or english

    • @charles1413
      @charles1413 Рік тому +1

      We do like Germany!

    • @Muhfuc
      @Muhfuc Рік тому

      Mention you’re from saarbrücken or sulzbach and with Americans and you’re fucked paying double on labeled shit and getting told they don’t have a bathroom “for you”😂😂

    • @theblobfish9614
      @theblobfish9614 Рік тому

      @@Muhfuc never happened to me, but while i live close, i am not from Saarbrücken. Funny enough we have a town really close to where i live called Kirnsulzbach so you freaked me out for a second when i read it

    • @Muhfuc
      @Muhfuc Рік тому

      @@theblobfish9614 sehr erfeut blowfish dude, hah that’s interesting small world

  • @rivolverocelot3010
    @rivolverocelot3010 Рік тому +18

    As a Canadian we love them but they can be difficult

    • @smiley2827
      @smiley2827 Рік тому +1

      As Canadians who you don’t love? I think you are most kind people gathered in one country

    • @JoeBine77
      @JoeBine77 Рік тому

      We are neighbors, we can be good neighbors, but we are not of the same nation as you. We love you too but please respect our culture.

    • @JoeBine77
      @JoeBine77 Рік тому

      Le sentiment est réciproque.

  • @ceej6189
    @ceej6189 Рік тому +8

    Well said 👏🏻 lol

  • @bigmex8794
    @bigmex8794 Рік тому

    Solid reasoning Theo. Touché.

  • @JB-mf9ob
    @JB-mf9ob 8 місяців тому +4

    My takeaway from Paris in 2018 is that everyone I met was friendly and very cool. Lived the city and the people. I did not experience the cliche that people in Paris are rude.

  • @Sean-li4jm
    @Sean-li4jm Рік тому +5

    Americans really do love Canadians.

  • @duderdude4831
    @duderdude4831 Рік тому +55

    One thing Americans and French have in common is being irritated when someone comes up to them speaking a foreign language

    • @YakuiMeido
      @YakuiMeido Рік тому +6

      But the difference is the French also get irritated when you try to speak to them in their native language.

    • @1pilgr1m
      @1pilgr1m Рік тому

      @@YakuiMeido cuz u suck at it ahaha

    • @martinfllan9163
      @martinfllan9163 Рік тому +4

      @@YakuiMeido tbf some americans are annoyed by broken english

    • @meesulsmeep
      @meesulsmeep Рік тому +4

      We don’t get irritated, we just only speak one language so we don’t understand what you’re saying, but very few people in the US would actually get mad that you’re speaking another language

    • @NIKE-Duck
      @NIKE-Duck Рік тому

      Oh no...Americans get irritated because we are more than likely, paying taxes for their welfare while being in our country

  • @osiggity4870
    @osiggity4870 10 місяців тому +1

    Literally has an answer for everything😂

  • @QuincyVincey
    @QuincyVincey 9 місяців тому +9

    Dude's so high off blow grinding his teeth😂

  • @hxcvocalist
    @hxcvocalist Рік тому +18

    French and French Canadians are as different as British and Americans. Same language different way to speak, different food, different attitude, different music, different style, different habits.

    • @anothernamlesscommenter352
      @anothernamlesscommenter352 Рік тому

      Yeah but comparing british and americans don't sum up French and French Canadians relationship. More like French and French 200 years ago(French Canadians)

    • @frankjamesbonarrigo7162
      @frankjamesbonarrigo7162 Рік тому +1

      I’d say Americans and Brit’s are more similar.

  • @beachgirl6565
    @beachgirl6565 Рік тому +9

    I met Canadians when I worked at Myrtle Beach Harley Davidson. Than I met the French Canadians. Night & day difference. I’ll leave it there.

  • @landlord59b
    @landlord59b 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro this guy brain 😂😂😂 his fuckn hilarious just hit thought are funny af 😂😂😂

  • @biglue6322
    @biglue6322 11 місяців тому +3

    As a canadian from alberta this is the best video ever

    • @HolyPelvisPresley
      @HolyPelvisPresley 8 місяців тому

      You're indian bro

    • @roxane444
      @roxane444 8 місяців тому

      he was talking about the one in France not in Canada 🙄 he dosen't like french people but like the Canadian one cause french Canadian are not french from France.

    • @biglue6322
      @biglue6322 8 місяців тому

      @@HolyPelvisPresley im white bro

    • @biglue6322
      @biglue6322 8 місяців тому

      @roxane444 well i dont like the french in canada🙄

    • @biglue6322
      @biglue6322 8 місяців тому

      And if you want to know why i dont like french canadians, its because the amount of people on better welfare programs than alberta has because they take our money. EVEN THOUGH THEY COULD HAVE THEIR OWN MULTI BILLION DOLLAR NATURAL GAS INDUSTRY

  • @eddyvon
    @eddyvon 10 місяців тому +23

    Rudeness is always sincere, kindness is rarely kind

    • @PPfilmemacher
      @PPfilmemacher 9 місяців тому +3

      Exactly!
      And most people around the world (besides the way to sensitive North Americans and directly following The UK) prefer honesty and authentic behavior over unnecessary overly performed politeness, fake smiles, false friendliness and the seemingly never ending act of beating around the bush, instead of efficiently coming strict to the point, even when its harshly

    • @goldmember9857
      @goldmember9857 9 місяців тому +7

      @@PPfilmemacher people can be direct and honest without being rude

    • @camswrldd_
      @camswrldd_ 9 місяців тому

      cap

  • @JackNapier420
    @JackNapier420 Рік тому +8

    I had a french housemate before. One of the nicest, most chill guys you could ever meet. He met a girl and moved with her to her country and we keep in contact and I plan to visit them later this year! 🙂

    • @IbrahimservantofAllah
      @IbrahimservantofAllah Рік тому

      Thats a pretty gay story bro never come to the UK you're banned by order of the King.

  • @DontRush911
    @DontRush911 Рік тому +1

    Theo the only one who really tickles Rogan everytime 😂

  • @tovsteh
    @tovsteh Рік тому +51

    Not into the French either. Its hard to stereotype like that but they can be a very arrogant people.

    • @maxxx311
      @maxxx311 Рік тому +15

      Oui surtout sur Paris mais pas vraiment dans la France , meme nous en France les parisiens ont a du mal à les supporters 😃👍🏼

    • @timjim875
      @timjim875 Рік тому +5

      I feel that way about the English.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Рік тому +1

      More of a cross cultural misunderatabding between Angloid countries and parisians

    • @anonymousperson3433
      @anonymousperson3433 Рік тому +2

      That’s pretty much just Paris. If more people went to Normandy they would have a very different understanding of French culture

    • @laughingvampire7555
      @laughingvampire7555 Рік тому +2

      because you let them, because you are too thin skin to handle them.

  • @stephengoodwin9150
    @stephengoodwin9150 Рік тому +23

    I’ve always found the French welcoming. Even having patience with me when using my schoolboy French. People say the French have an attitude but I’ve yet to experience it, even over nearly 40 years of visiting off & on. Suppose I’ve been incredibly lucky when I’ve been.

    • @pangolinreading2099
      @pangolinreading2099 Рік тому +1

      Could it be the specific places you've been?

    • @stephengoodwin9150
      @stephengoodwin9150 Рік тому +1

      @@pangolinreading2099 quiet possibly I suppose. Can be same for everywhere.

    • @pangolinreading2099
      @pangolinreading2099 Рік тому

      @@stephengoodwin9150 Oh yeah for sure. Tourist traps are occasionally just that. Traps.

    • @-Nono-
      @-Nono- Рік тому

      No, you're just objective but anglo-saxon propaganda made them hate us.
      We're just like everybody. Some of us are good, some are bad.

    • @robbyprice8247
      @robbyprice8247 Рік тому +1

      My family business has been making agricultural harvesters for almost 20 years. Earlier on we had to deal with the French numerous times and it’s just not worth it. We refuse any and all business with the French. They are terrible people. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

  • @vincestyles1030
    @vincestyles1030 11 місяців тому +1

    That was the best response and then they leave. It’s so true.

  • @dorkanderson4963
    @dorkanderson4963 Рік тому +14

    Never knew a Frenchman I didn't want to take a crowbar to.

  • @EliteAvocado
    @EliteAvocado Рік тому +15

    I'm french and im not into the french. I feel like paris only gets tourists cause it's glorified.

    • @motomoto7458
      @motomoto7458 Рік тому

      And why do you think paris is glorified dumbass ?

    • @southernrebel9942
      @southernrebel9942 Рік тому +1

      Where would one go if visiting France but doesn’t wanna go to the touristy areas.

    • @RolandoHCyvil
      @RolandoHCyvil Рік тому +1

      ​@@southernrebel9942 go to haute Savoie that's the best place to visit there are a lot of fun things to do and its absolutely beautiful

    • @southernrebel9942
      @southernrebel9942 Рік тому

      @@RolandoHCyvil thank you. I from the u.s. and my wife really wants to travel so I’m trying to find out the good places in countries to go that are not over tourized. Even if the places are normal to the locals.

    • @privatesale211
      @privatesale211 Рік тому

      il est temps de déménager, la France n a pas besoin de toi

  • @GinkgoRobur27
    @GinkgoRobur27 Рік тому +10

    As every french would say : Paris is not France.

    • @HunnyVRC
      @HunnyVRC Рік тому +1

      Exactly, literally the worst city in France you can go to. Yet every American goes there and shockingly has a bad time. If they just spent a little bit of time researching places and cities, they’d see that there’s a bunch of other beautiful places to go. I’ve never had a bad time or interaction with any French people. Used to go there every year in my childhood, south France is definitely far from rude. Sainte-Maxime is amazing

  • @lovey8868
    @lovey8868 5 місяців тому

    bro he is unintentionally funny 😂

  • @Sunnyfifi
    @Sunnyfifi Рік тому +25

    You can't say you don't like the French people if you've only been to Paris.

    • @AnMWei
      @AnMWei 11 місяців тому +1

      Or work for one😊

    • @bengelukkig3738
      @bengelukkig3738 10 місяців тому

      french people are rude, doesnt matter what part

  • @kisu_ve625
    @kisu_ve625 Рік тому +34

    I have much more respect for theo now