Turning The Titan Missile Key

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  • @BobDerGute84
    @BobDerGute84 4 роки тому +7436

    "I have read the terms and conditions to start a thermonuclear war."

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler 4 роки тому +14997

    I can’t believe they actually launched a nuclear missile just for demonstration

    • @BirdManCinema
      @BirdManCinema 4 роки тому +264

      Solowarrior1221 bruhhh...

    • @aBANDIT.
      @aBANDIT. 4 роки тому +171

      Solowarrior1221 smol brain

    • @ifigi
      @ifigi 4 роки тому +138

      Solowarrior1221 woosh

    • @notek_music
      @notek_music 4 роки тому +54

      Ifigi Io WOOOOSH

    • @kickkick9444
      @kickkick9444 4 роки тому +40

      Solowarrior1221 u have to be kidding me

  • @Enkarashaddam
    @Enkarashaddam 2 роки тому +1871

    "Await further orders..." has got to be one of the most haunting, sobering things on that otherwise mundane checklist. One moment it's 3AM and you are following through a checklist you studied over and over, making sure the launch went fine, and the last reassuring thing it tells you may never happen in your lifetime.

    • @Daweim0
      @Daweim0 2 роки тому +52

      I think putting more steps at the end of the checklist would have been a mercy. Wish I could find the checklist online somehwere

    • @bc1969214
      @bc1969214 2 роки тому +63

      Await further orders, in the meantime do air samples. If no further orders when the air quality reaches this level __________ you'll need to both go to the safe and get a new codebook and follow the steps to get out.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 2 роки тому +2

      Everyone apart of the Manhattan project should have been lined up against a wall and shot in the head.
      This Cold War era shit should have been left in the Cold War. Why should a handful of world leaders have keys to the continuity of a planet that isn’t fucking theirs.
      /rant over

    • @rhysgoodman7628
      @rhysgoodman7628 2 роки тому +1

      @@claytonkickflip7595 well at least Hitler didn’t get his atomic bomb…
      Thank you, Britain!

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 2 роки тому +6

      @@rhysgoodman7628 Hitler never would have come to power if the Allies hadn’t screwed over the German people at Versailles.

  • @SilverCymbal
    @SilverCymbal 2 роки тому +1747

    Who ever knew how accurate WarGames actually was!

    • @LordBaldur
      @LordBaldur 2 роки тому +33

      I imagine the Titan Project was already de-classified by then and that 80s system is different enough for people not to know. And to reiterate, there is no such thing as full-proof security. You can't just declassify something like that and expect spies not to tamper with it. They could toy with the butterfly valve 6 times and create a 1960s version of a denial of service attack.

    • @gdwnet
      @gdwnet 2 роки тому +87

      I heard a story (no idea how true it was) that the US military were deeply concerned about how accurate the start of the movie was and wanted to know just who was involved with the movie from the US military.

    • @abe9818
      @abe9818 2 роки тому +8

      Whomever*

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 2 роки тому +8

      @@LordBaldur It isn't that different today. My father served on HMS Vanguard and it uses a similar system.

    • @cricketcookiewings
      @cricketcookiewings 2 роки тому +7

      ARE YOU THAT GUY THAT REPLACES SQUARE D CIRCUIT BREAKERS AND TELLS PEOPLE THAT THERES TWO LINEUPS INSTEAD AND ONE BOX IS BLUE AND RED.

  • @1good100
    @1good100 4 роки тому +33978

    Hey guys, LockPickingLawyer here in a missle silo...

    • @corbin4360
      @corbin4360 4 роки тому +880

      this comment is underrated

    • @misy4ru3
      @misy4ru3 4 роки тому +776

      in any case, that's all I have you today. If you do have any questions or comments about this...

    • @niccatipay
      @niccatipay 4 роки тому +580

      Launch confirmed in less than 60 seconds.

    • @bogdanivanenko8242
      @bogdanivanenko8242 4 роки тому +709

      Click at one, nothing on two, slight click on the third aaand we got it open

    • @Pousti29
      @Pousti29 4 роки тому +400

      first we got to rotate those discs as far clockwise as they will go, then get the pick that Bosnian Bill and i made...

  • @monstermonty9074
    @monstermonty9074 4 роки тому +19889

    *President receives email*
    It appears a nuclear missile was launched from another device. Was this you?

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 2 роки тому +1253

    There’s something telling about how these silos were only single use.

    • @darkmoone9984
      @darkmoone9984 2 роки тому +167

      Figure there would be no one really left to rearm them.

    • @jacobclement4481
      @jacobclement4481 2 роки тому +76

      It is cheaper to make another one than to go repair them.

    • @SumitYadav-ik2df
      @SumitYadav-ik2df 2 роки тому +84

      The heat produced by the missiles when launched melt down the silos to the point that in order to repair it , they would have to dig out the silo which is long as fuck so they'll have to dig for like a month and then take the whole silo apart and then rebuild the thing and then put it back in the soil and then again put all of the mud on it and then make sure it's solid. Basically you just spent twice the amount of money refitting the used silo for another use when you could've built a new one at half of the price of the repair .
      Soo why would they bother repairing it?
      Plus if the site is noticed , it's game over for it anyways, soo why would you repair a site that has been spotted already

    • @Zyborggian
      @Zyborggian 2 роки тому

      I swear I've seen you around before

    • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
      @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 2 роки тому +29

      @@SumitYadav-ik2df my point was more “if these things get used, no one is coming to fix or repair them”

  • @Reilly-Maresca
    @Reilly-Maresca 2 роки тому +376

    What this man is doing, taking history and presenting it to the public, is known academically in the field of public history as “interpreting.” He is one of the finest interpreters I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching in action, in person or online.

  • @MrSingularity44
    @MrSingularity44 5 років тому +8085

    "With that blast door open we're fu- we're vulnerable."
    Nice save.

  • @Drelam
    @Drelam 4 роки тому +6859

    He shoulda said "wait did you just actually turn the key?!?!"

    • @wontcreep
      @wontcreep 3 роки тому +149

      LOL

    • @aidanswiftofficial
      @aidanswiftofficial 3 роки тому +776

      oh my god imagine the immeasurable level of panic everyone would have

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 3 роки тому +356

      I was honestly expecting it lmao. Old white dude humor :D

    • @auto1719
      @auto1719 3 роки тому +406

      @@aidanswiftofficial they should seriously do this for some demonstrations, do a fake reaction of a nuclear warhead actually being launched. The people there for the tour would definitely have shit in their pants if it was realistic enough

    • @spadeney3722
      @spadeney3722 3 роки тому +20

      april fools!

  • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
    @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Рік тому +287

    I really like this guy. He is educating and describing the scariest and (for everyone else) the most dangerous job on the entire planet yet has the tone of an enthusiastic tour guide or that really funny and chill teacher from high school.

    • @MrKuemmelbrot
      @MrKuemmelbrot 10 місяців тому +1

      Because he IS a tourguide. This isn't a military facility and military personell.

    • @Booneez
      @Booneez 7 місяців тому

      ​@@MrKuemmelbrotBut he was working there in the military back then when this site was an active Titan 2 launch controll site.

  • @That9one1Guy
    @That9one1Guy 2 роки тому +435

    "Nobody wins in a nuclear war. It's only degrees of losers." That sent chills up my spine and goosebumps down m arm, holy hell

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 2 роки тому

      Don't piss yourself kid

    • @hurricane3518
      @hurricane3518 Рік тому +6

      Einstein allegedly said: "I know not with what weapons ww3 will be fought with, but ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones"

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 Рік тому +3

      “I lose the least, yay.”

    • @joshc1981
      @joshc1981 Рік тому +7

      "How about a nice game of chess?"

    • @giannisupereroe2189
      @giannisupereroe2189 Рік тому +3

      @@hurricane3518Einstein was fucking wrong, because then came the machines

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 4 роки тому +4117

    *turns launch key*
    "Configuring Windows updates"
    "0% complete"
    "Do not turn off your computer"

    • @DBR00
      @DBR00 4 роки тому +16

      Turns key and the Blue Screen of Death appears. :)

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +5

      @@NerdyNEET Me: Windows 10 is bad?
      *...*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 роки тому +4

      @@NerdyNEET Windows 10 can't be that bad
      It works for me!

    • @DankuwOs
      @DankuwOs 3 роки тому +3

      haven't noticed a forced update, turned off the antivirus with registry, don't give a shit about my os selling data cause at this point who isn't, can remove bloatware, 99% of people don't give a shit about registry and task scheduler, and if you can't run something from a previous os you're either doing something wrong or there's an alternative.

    • @maxstone2380
      @maxstone2380 3 роки тому +2

      @@NerdyNEET One of my favourite Ted Talks. 👏👏👏

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 3 роки тому +13249

    The fact you have to fill out a form before launching a nuke is the most military thing ever

    • @chickenpommes19
      @chickenpommes19 3 роки тому +912

      Gotta have someone responsible.

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 3 роки тому +857

      "If you did a dumb, we know who you are and that you did it
      X_______"

    • @alwaysastray
      @alwaysastray 3 роки тому +296

      DA Form 69420.

    • @FreeLeaks
      @FreeLeaks 3 роки тому +351

      *enemy guy comes in with all the knowledge needed to launch the missile* *reads that he needs to fill out the form* “Ight y’all just gimme a sec I gotta fill out the form!”

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 3 роки тому +60

      @@FreeLeaks his partners: *h u h?!*

  • @crageranimations3915
    @crageranimations3915 2 роки тому +122

    “And the missile will no longer take any orders from us.” For some reason that felt super powerful to me (7:20)

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 2 роки тому +15

      "Seeing the missile on its way to deliver doom fills you with determination."
      Well, for at least 30 minutes

    • @crageranimations3915
      @crageranimations3915 2 роки тому +1

      @THE GREAT CORNHOLIO fr fr

    • @bandit5875
      @bandit5875 Рік тому +1

      The fact that there’s no “emergency self destruct” feature is concerning

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 10 місяців тому +1

      Yup what it does when you turn the keys is ignite a pyrotechnic charge that heats a molten electrolyte battery that blows a single shot relay in the misile. The guts turn on fully when 28V is reached the umbilical blows off and the rocket launches.scary

    • @handymatt1970
      @handymatt1970 14 днів тому

      yep & look up russia's dead hand system too

  • @paulromsky9527
    @paulromsky9527 2 роки тому +169

    In the Air Force we maintained a communication system call SACCS. It was at every SAC command post, base, and launch facility (part of it can be seen in this video). My system was at a SAC bomber base. After the alert bombers are in the air, the base has completed its mission. We then await the command to start emergency destruction. We had a board dedicated for that with axes, sledge hammers, and such. We practiced breaking/burning up critical pieces/documents of our equipment (ironically what we worked hard to keep active) and scatter the pieces. After that we were on our own... grab a girl and go out with a bang... we were on the Soviet's first strike list. There was that one time I set the whole base to DEFCON 1. I was in the squadron job control where we dispatch communication crews 24/7. It was 3 AM (03 : 00) and I was checking out the board that had switches and lights for the DEFCON settings. I was told they turn on lights in the commanders office. Being 3 AM and in charge of quarters when the commander or a senior officer is not present, I started to turn the knobs just to see how they worked. Less than a minute later the phone lines lit up. It was the command post, the tower, and combat crew facilities calling to confirm if we really are at DEFCON 1. I can hear the base klaxon and alarms on the phone. I said, stand down, we are having trouble with the alert board, I wiggled the knobs back and forth a bit and put them back at DEFCON 4 (we were not at 5 at the time). I said how's that... relieved, they canceled the alert. Nobody told me it turned on lights in ALL of the commanders offices on base! Lucky for me they didn't get to the point to fire up the bombers.

    • @dishonoured
      @dishonoured 10 місяців тому +5

      ballsaccs

    • @paulromsky9527
      @paulromsky9527 10 місяців тому +9

      @@dishonoured Yeah, my colleague that was in our squadron Job Control called us "Scrotum Maintenance", every time I had to call him, he would say, "OK, Romsky... Scrotum Maintenance"... he was just razzing me, it was all in good fun.

    • @dishonoured
      @dishonoured 10 місяців тому +1

      @@paulromsky9527 haha 😂 as long as it's just for fun

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 10 місяців тому

      Damn that is terrifying

    • @paulromsky9527
      @paulromsky9527 10 місяців тому +5

      @@christopherleubner6633 Yes indeed! It's a fire and forget system. The worst part is, after launch, hanging around for weeks with no word from headquarters as your food runs out, then popping out the emergency exit to see what is left of the earth. On a bomber base we practiced our doomsday post bomber sorties regularly.... after the bombers launched, we were to destroy all of our equipment and classified documents... and await further instructions as radiation sickness ate us alive. We did it so often we didn't think about what we were practicing. We were strictly professional... no funnin' around was allowed during those drills.

  • @Sabba7h
    @Sabba7h 5 років тому +2767

    This whole process is basically...
    "Are you sure you want to perform this action?"
    "You cannot undo this, are you absolutely sure you want to perform this action?"
    "You will not be able to save your game after this point. If you have not saved now, save now."
    "Saving game (Autosave)..."
    "This is your final warning. All available quests and missions will be unavailable after starting the finale. Do you wish to proceed?"
    *_"You may potentially be immediately killed by this action. Proceed?"_*
    ...and the player just keeps clicking yes until shit hits the fan and he has to restart the game

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 3 роки тому +93

      And, here, restarting the game will be like in SimCity and such, with an empty map, having to build up a civilization all over again...

    • @mikakeinanen8382
      @mikakeinanen8382 3 роки тому +47

      Except no restart is availble, the world dies, and in three weeks (as haha by the audience), you have to choose between suffocation or death by radiation

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 3 роки тому +25

      @@mikakeinanen8382 "there is no whoops switch"
      you mean except for all the previous 'whoops' switches?

    • @dedsec6072
      @dedsec6072 3 роки тому +6

      Only problem is, there is no restart

    • @thesandvitchman1234
      @thesandvitchman1234 3 роки тому +3

      Nice profile banner lmao

  • @user-vt3vu4xv2l
    @user-vt3vu4xv2l 5 років тому +5344

    Imagine the horror of getting far enough into the staging sequence and finding out that it's not a test.

    • @Halfstep2024
      @Halfstep2024 5 років тому +621

      The Phone Booth of Time yea, sitting there the whole time thinking wtf another test...until the cookie matches, there would have to be a killer self doubt moment there for those two people.

    • @user-vt3vu4xv2l
      @user-vt3vu4xv2l 5 років тому +377

      @@Halfstep2024 mhm, just thinking of the fact that you're essentially carrying out the orders to potentially begin a large scale world conflict that may end up with the extinction of the entire human race, alongside other missile command groups of course.

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 5 років тому +360

      the scary thing is that they drill it every day so they are desensitized to it so when the cookies do match that's it they are turning the keys.

    • @user-gq1bs1kn1l
      @user-gq1bs1kn1l 5 років тому +190

      I would be willing to bet that none of the cookies match. All of the safety measures taken to prevent unauthorized launch, so why not implement a false safety measure to ensure that when it's time to launch the last person doesn't get cold feet. They're there to finalize 'pushing the button', not make the call.

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 5 років тому +73

      @@user-gq1bs1kn1l nah see that wouldn't make sense because then they could have an accidental launch because of a tech glitch vs them actually being ordered to really do it.

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 2 роки тому +142

    6:42 "There is no 'Oops' switch."
    That honestly sounds like a design oversight. If there's *one thing* you want to give an emergency shutoff...

    • @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc
      @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc 2 роки тому +13

      No you dont. You want to drill this procedure into thier heads eceryday till they dont even think about it till the day its real and then they can think about it while russia goes buh bye

    • @dillonhonore3579
      @dillonhonore3579 2 роки тому +27

      Also not much of a deterrent if there's a "Wait, no." switch

    • @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc
      @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc 2 роки тому +7

      @@dillonhonore3579 superpowers be like, "lol jk xd"

    • @JamieVegas
      @JamieVegas 2 роки тому +25

      I think that's a lie. I saw a declassified document about radio controlled explosives in the fuel tanks. There's also an "abort" switch right on the panel...

    • @RockstarRacc00n
      @RockstarRacc00n 2 роки тому +6

      It's possible they say that, and even tell the people that, while everyone involved knows it's not technically true, just because you don't want them getting that far thinking they can just back out. Maybe they have something that aborts it but they don't even know if it actually aborts.

  • @crazybub11
    @crazybub11 2 роки тому +65

    This dude is an amazing character. Who knew such a scary and somber subject could be made to be so fun and exciting. Very interesting, this guy needs a raise

  • @GodWentAFK
    @GodWentAFK 5 років тому +8361

    So this is the UA-cam algorithm's pick for random 4 year old video for this week.

    • @DeJayHank
      @DeJayHank 5 років тому +38

      It straight up recommended me the whole channel.. there's just random people bowling and creation of mii characters with like tens of views... wat?

    • @BattleSaver
      @BattleSaver 5 років тому +29

      I think our good old friend Mr UA-cam algorithm is finally learning

    • @Lassi117
      @Lassi117 5 років тому +7

      5

    • @noreason2701
      @noreason2701 5 років тому +7

      Stop saying algorithm like you're smart and know what it means. You don't. Stop. It's getting old.

    • @landonhuey9646
      @landonhuey9646 5 років тому +34

      @@noreason2701 algorithm

  • @ivanoxx
    @ivanoxx 3 роки тому +5315

    "This weapon is ONLY and ONLY for Mr. President"
    "So here's the step by step tutorial how to launch the codes"

    • @erwin887
      @erwin887 3 роки тому +269

      From a installation that is half a century old.

    • @aierune8201
      @aierune8201 3 роки тому +103

      @@erwin887 lmao yeah. And Im sure they change it often.

    • @kounding
      @kounding 3 роки тому +10

      @Deadpoppin Wait how do you know

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 3 роки тому +194

      @@kounding because the us wouldn't just tell people how to launch A NUCLEAR FUCKING BOMB

    • @Theqogscast
      @Theqogscast 3 роки тому +159

      @@sushimidnight9539 keep in mind the USA had there launch codes set to all 0s for a long time

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Рік тому +17

    It didn’t really hit home for me until that last klaxon went off announcing the launch. Idk why, but that was the moment that really drove the gravity of the situation home. “It’s over now. You can’t stop this anymore.”

  • @GreyKnightsVenerable
    @GreyKnightsVenerable 2 роки тому +62

    I love how he looks at the camera when talking about the commander, it really makes it feel like you’re the commander.

  • @josefckngai6114
    @josefckngai6114 5 років тому +4340

    "Nobody wins a nuclear war" That's the truth.

    • @WofWca
      @WofWca 5 років тому +39

      W O K E

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 5 років тому +5

      Nothing is a certitude in this world

    • @cresbot
      @cresbot 5 років тому +66

      @Erich Klein By killing thousands of innocent people.

    • @cresbot
      @cresbot 5 років тому +81

      @Erich Klein What Japan did to POWs was inexcusable, but they were military targets. Pearl Harbour was an attack on military assets. Are you aware that Korean labourers and American POWs were killed in Hiroshima? Also do you think killing labourers who are helping the war effort is excusable? Often during wartime helping the war effort becomes the only mass jobs available so people are forced into those positions, just as Japanese citizens would have been. Equating lower class Japanese citizens forced into roles of labour for wartime efforts to soldiers is disgusting. Again, im not saying what the Japanese did to POWs is excusable at all, in fact Japan is guilty of some of the most heinous war crimes the Earth has seen. Atomic weapons may have been a necessary evil to end the war but they take thousands of lives and leave cities uninhabitable for years. Its sad that countries are forced to have a nuclear arsenal purely as a deterrent now.

    • @bogdanpanek3481
      @bogdanpanek3481 5 років тому +9

      The Japanese ability to wage war would be impossible without civilian labor. Civvies grow the food, make the weapons, bullets and airplanes. That makes them fair game in war.

  • @bishop7633
    @bishop7633 3 роки тому +1680

    I'd at least expected a reCAPTCHA. 'Select all squares with traffic signs.' Man that missile would never launch.

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 3 роки тому +38

      TRY AGAIN

    • @DaGahbageMan
      @DaGahbageMan 3 роки тому +15

      When there are none left, click Verify.
      So much later that the old narrator got tired and they had to hire a new one...

    • @pewpewcricketsalt5574
      @pewpewcricketsalt5574 2 роки тому +1

      @I work in uh. Sanitation
      Look at robloxs auth now I can't even do it

    • @thyscott6603
      @thyscott6603 2 роки тому +3

      A more military thing would be 'Select all squares with Vietcong.' and it's just a vietnam forest picture :D

    • @maxwellbaca3701
      @maxwellbaca3701 2 роки тому

      Select all squares with a mushroom cloud

  • @NinoNiemanThe1st
    @NinoNiemanThe1st Рік тому +8

    What struck me was how banally the world can end with its codes and button pushing, but fantastic explanation of how the process operated from the tour guide.

  • @aterxter3437
    @aterxter3437 9 місяців тому +3

    Such an authentication procesure would make a really good escape room I think

  • @delecian3103
    @delecian3103 3 роки тому +1734

    So this is how feels like when you're using two-factor authentication.

    • @maxinnn1
      @maxinnn1 2 роки тому +18

      old school two auth method

    • @nsaagentkali8984
      @nsaagentkali8984 2 роки тому +6

      Hacker here, hate to piss on your chips but 2 factor authentication is easily bypassed or hacked these days eg thru a ss7 attack on mobile networks

    • @afajriz5721
      @afajriz5721 2 роки тому +3

      @@nsaagentkali8984 but does it increase the difficulty for the hacker to tap into my account?

    • @frag0638
      @frag0638 2 роки тому +6

      @@nsaagentkali8984 kek at the username

    • @Ellarian_Liara
      @Ellarian_Liara 2 роки тому +1

      @@nsaagentkali8984 uh huh.

  • @fascinatedweeb9324
    @fascinatedweeb9324 4 роки тому +3152

    "No one wins a nuclear war, it's only the degree of losses"

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 3 роки тому +283

      Absolutely. Once American ICBM launches, Russian defense satellites will detect these launches and then "Perimeter" will be automatically activated with a short countdown that can either be interrupted by Moscow, or they can immediately order a counterattack. Perimeter is a dead man switch system to ensure that the US are destroyed regardless whatever else happens. When Perimeter is triggered a number of special radio transponder equipped missiles will launch and fly over the entire Russian Federation broadcasting attack orders. There are other ways the launch orders will be distributed but the missiles are there as a safeguard should the enemy disrupt these other ways. RVSN, the Russian strategic missile force, they will be in their silos, authenticating their launch orders, entering their launch codes and then turning their keys and nowadays fifteen minutes and less Washington will be reduced to a radioactive fireball brighter than a thousand suns.
      Now that the new generation of Sarmat-2 "Satan-2" missiles are entering service with RVSN, these hypersonic warheads are unstoppable. There is a good reason that the service motto of RVSN is "Posle nas, tishina". After us, silence.

    • @howtogaintime739
      @howtogaintime739 3 роки тому +32

      @@statinskill cool

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 3 роки тому +69

      statinskill Kick ass motto

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 3 роки тому +25

      @@georgeheld1901 Then you're also going to appreciate the RVSN song. The video ends on a frame with an indicator panel. The red light is "pusk nachals'ya", launch has begun.
      Edit forgot the link: ua-cam.com/video/-U5NVILTviQ/v-deo.html

    • @mr.smarge550
      @mr.smarge550 3 роки тому +5

      And the degrees of those lost like 10000000000 degree whatever’s

  • @PrisonBrain
    @PrisonBrain 2 роки тому +47

    i love how hes so positive and friendly while demonstrating how to launch a nuclear warhead

    • @Pie-ro
      @Pie-ro Рік тому +3

      One of the few occasions where the saying "Party like its the end of the world" have a meaning

    • @endokrin7897
      @endokrin7897 Рік тому

      He's very happy to be there!

    • @rifqitaqiuddin
      @rifqitaqiuddin Рік тому +1

      @@endokrin7897 yeah, because when he was Growing up. that room could be what ended his and his parents life. imagine how Grateful you are that you are standing there now and that room has become a tourist attraction? i know i would.

  • @blakegunter5523
    @blakegunter5523 2 роки тому +14

    You can tell he really is interested in this and likes what he's doing.

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 2 роки тому

      Good thing because I'm not 😂

    • @Alan-ii9te
      @Alan-ii9te Місяць тому

      Because nuclear energy, especially weapons grade plutonium and hydrogen, is the scariest shit humans have ever discovered.

  • @mr.poobie
    @mr.poobie 5 років тому +4647

    “So uh...this won’t actually work. The missiles were removed.”
    *Presses button*
    *Missile launches*
    “Oh”

    • @SomeD00D01
      @SomeD00D01 5 років тому +149

      *OH*

    • @Zandercraft
      @Zandercraft 5 років тому +3

      123rd like

    • @edwardcornell1263
      @edwardcornell1263 5 років тому +3

      They would restock them if needed. Meaning that the president would order them in advance.

    • @220p2
      @220p2 5 років тому +4

      oh poop

    • @thomasdale12
      @thomasdale12 5 років тому +22

      "Huh, Neat."

  • @grak9207
    @grak9207 2 роки тому +7381

    “There are no winners in a nuclear war, only degrees of losers.” Probably one of the darkest things I’ve ever heard.

    • @johnfrancis4809
      @johnfrancis4809 2 роки тому +72

      But true

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 2 роки тому +253

      You ever hear the motto of the Russian equivalent to the SAC? Because that’ll give that saying a run for its money. It translates as “After us, silence.”

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 2 роки тому +80

      Fun Fact: Mao Zedong believed population expansion was the only way he could win a nuclear war because he though the US and Russia would obliterate each other

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 2 роки тому +18

      One side loses the least

    • @womp47
      @womp47 2 роки тому +12

      considering the color of the words are white, this is probably one of the lightest things I've ever read.

  • @MrKuemmelbrot
    @MrKuemmelbrot 10 місяців тому +6

    The thing I like the most is that tiny little led that shows the launch has been started and can't be stopped. Its such a mundane thing with the biggest implications in human history.

  • @robslade2571
    @robslade2571 2 роки тому +12

    I like the way this guy can talk about a very dark subject in a light hearted way. Imagine how bad it would be with a different person doing this.

  • @toatsbarley
    @toatsbarley 5 років тому +4347

    If anyone is interested, Lebron James' wingspan is 84 inches -- just 3 inches short of being able to turn both keys.

    • @jogon206
      @jogon206 5 років тому +286

      What's that in sensible measurements?

    • @wowfreaker
      @wowfreaker 5 років тому +133

      In metric now?

    • @jflo8906
      @jflo8906 5 років тому +591

      But Kevin Durant comes in at 89" WE GOT LIFT OF BOYS

    • @BillyN31
      @BillyN31 5 років тому +13

      Craig Johnston that’s awesome. Lol

    • @masonkane5884
      @masonkane5884 5 років тому +111

      I think he's need a few more inches per hand. It's not really possible to turn a key with just the very tip of your finger.

  • @rankmedia5071
    @rankmedia5071 4 роки тому +1828

    After 30 kills I’m the one who calls the president.

    • @russell9378
      @russell9378 4 роки тому +22

      25

    • @LittleBlacksheep1995
      @LittleBlacksheep1995 4 роки тому +12

      @@russell9378 not anymore sir. Not in new MW.

    • @russell9378
      @russell9378 4 роки тому +8

      @@LittleBlacksheep1995 that game is so bad i snapped the disck way too many campers n hackers mw2 is the best always will be

    • @mrtristan6145
      @mrtristan6145 3 роки тому +7

      @@russell9378 campaign is the best

    • @kingoftheneeks3623
      @kingoftheneeks3623 3 роки тому +10

      @@russell9378 If you dont know how to counter campers then you're just bad. Although I do agree with you on the hacker part

  • @Ls98040
    @Ls98040 2 роки тому +9

    This is the Titan Museum in Green Valley, Arizona, a launch control center with a Titan III C missile next door. The same guy was our guide when I visited ten years ago. I got to turn the key!

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 Рік тому +7

    This guy is like Willy Wonka with the amount of enthusiasm he brings to explaining how this room was designed to bring about the end times.

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan 11 місяців тому

      Oompa loompa didgeridoo, we've got a missile heading for you

  • @LuBre
    @LuBre 3 роки тому +3536

    _This is the LockPickingLawyer and what I have for you today is a double-locked Titan Missile launch box_

    • @theunamed9525
      @theunamed9525 3 роки тому +181

      _Click out of two, three is set, nothing on four_

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 3 роки тому +122

      And there we go, less than 2 seconds. *Time for the other lock*

    • @kxrma2373
      @kxrma2373 3 роки тому +95

      This lock has some SERIOUS design flaws that NEED to be fixed.

    • @LuBre
      @LuBre 3 роки тому +35

      @@theunamed9525 _Nice click out of five_

    • @flamethrowerturtle1257
      @flamethrowerturtle1257 3 роки тому

      Nice

  • @SwissMarksman
    @SwissMarksman 5 років тому +2767

    "nobody wins a nuclear war"
    >Switzerland entered the server

    • @jeredgarcia6227
      @jeredgarcia6227 5 років тому +272

      >Switzerland has joined spectators mode

    • @pizzaface117
      @pizzaface117 5 років тому +85

      >Also Switzerland: blows itself up to prevent invasion from post-nuclear bears and eagles

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 років тому +21

      GreekMad Lad Switzerland is a neutral nation, therefore they wouldnt be targetted

    • @declan3443
      @declan3443 5 років тому +47

      what the radiation would still drift into Switzerland

    • @BUMMY105
      @BUMMY105 5 років тому +40

      @@declan3443 Barely. Switzerland is mostly Mountain, therefore their entire nation is safe from any type of major radiation exposure thanks to the mountains being high enough to block the spread of the fallout. Same goes to Tibet, Nepal, Mountainous regions in Russia, the Appalachians, and any other mountainous regions across the globe.

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 7 місяців тому +2

    This is the most elaborate Command & Conquer cutscene I’ve ever watched

  • @BoseongCowboy
    @BoseongCowboy 10 місяців тому +4

    The most scary or sobering part of this tour is that it was crystal clear that the humans manning that site would have launched, I had a female giving this presentation - she had commanded this site in the early 1980’s and was chillingly cold about this procedure.

  • @Joe-po9xn
    @Joe-po9xn 5 років тому +1734

    "Before causing the end of the world, please enter seven passwords and click Are You Sure? Yes."

    • @garvindreis
      @garvindreis 5 років тому +113

      Cliche here to verify "not a robot"

    • @Joe-po9xn
      @Joe-po9xn 5 років тому +18

      At least they're thorough. Better to make you double check and confirm that you basically want to be Satan, than to not.

    • @rogerwright3049
      @rogerwright3049 5 років тому +14

      Please check all images that include: SIGN

    • @tanneradams20
      @tanneradams20 5 років тому +16

      *this password is already in use*

    • @daffy.azazel
      @daffy.azazel 5 років тому +4

      @@tanneradams20 world saved

  • @AlexHerlan
    @AlexHerlan 5 років тому +2288

    They should really rig up some good speakers with fake launch sounds for when they turn the keys, and have the instructor freak out like "whoops" :-P

    • @TheRogueX
      @TheRogueX 5 років тому +140

      Yeah you wouldn't be able to properly fake it because a real launch would be loud as fuck and shake the shit out of that room.

    • @mrsynapse
      @mrsynapse 5 років тому +72

      It may be decommissioned, But we need a place to keep over 6k nukes

    • @SL33PINS3XY
      @SL33PINS3XY 5 років тому +71

      @@TheRogueX dont underestimate audio heads .. You could design a bass shaker (basically a speaker with a weight instead of a cone, bolted to the floor ) to shake that floor pretty violently

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 5 років тому +6

      @@SL33PINS3XY get JBL speaker, they are really loud and high quality.

    • @gyula6516
      @gyula6516 5 років тому +49

      @@Vysair a JBL speaker.. is that all you could come up with to shake a concrete fucking bunker😂😂😂

  • @jess.hawkins
    @jess.hawkins Рік тому +3

    This guy actually looks and sounds a little like Gene Hackman, which is ironic given his role in Crimson Tide! :D

  • @sethbramwell
    @sethbramwell Місяць тому +1

    I come back to this video time and again. Its fascinating and horrifying at the same time.

  • @dahliazirrenger5615
    @dahliazirrenger5615 3 роки тому +4168

    Is this how McDonald’s cleans the ice cream machine

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 3 роки тому +16

      Lol, apparently

    • @unsimplified2071
      @unsimplified2071 3 роки тому +15

      This is how you explain alegraba, not McDonald’s because they never fix the ice cream machine

    • @greekgodx6560
      @greekgodx6560 3 роки тому +4

      @@unsimplified2071 that's the joke lol

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 роки тому +2

      I know how to actually fix the ice cream machine at mc donald

    • @texasapex3039
      @texasapex3039 3 роки тому +2

      This is how they operate it

  • @Sinclair_USMC
    @Sinclair_USMC 5 років тому +1678

    Commander: This is going seamlessly, only have to turn the keys...
    Google AI: Select all images containing a storefront.

    • @Lurod_
      @Lurod_ 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
      @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 4 роки тому +10

      I'm not a robot

    • @Impreza_S206
      @Impreza_S206 4 роки тому +8

      Select all images containing traffic lights

    • @weeardguy
      @weeardguy 4 роки тому +6

      Or worse: 'Windows can't disconnect Self-destruct (F:) from the USB port because it's either busy writing or still being used by an application' ...

    • @jakovich1364
      @jakovich1364 4 роки тому +1

      Lol 😂

  • @knarftrakiul3881
    @knarftrakiul3881 2 роки тому +5

    Now think of all the silos (on both sides) the cold war tension and to think we never had an accidental launch... amazing

  • @kellerweskier7214
    @kellerweskier7214 Рік тому +6

    depends on the silo type. but some silos fling their doors completely off to get them open faster. these are part of the MM-2/3 silo systems that are grouped up in the mid west. one silo controller controls between 6 to 12 silos

    • @brucestarr4438
      @brucestarr4438 Рік тому +4

      Atlas C missiles laid on their side. A cantilevered roof opened, the missile raised upright and then launched. Atlas D missiles were vertical in a silo, but raised out of it, before launching. Titan II launched from inside the silo. My father, a USAF Officer worked on building all of those types in the sixties.

  • @tylerk6206
    @tylerk6206 3 роки тому +3779

    It feels like he stopped for people to clap, but everyone was legitimately too terrified to react thinking about what this equipment could have done, what it represented.

    • @Jedislayer19
      @Jedislayer19 3 роки тому +149

      "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."

    • @bad_pilot13official
      @bad_pilot13official 3 роки тому +24

      Propane Enthusiast U n l e s s

    • @bad_pilot13official
      @bad_pilot13official 3 роки тому +20

      @Propane Enthusiast yeah i know I was just making a joke thanks for telling though

    • @Mugetsu_Gaming
      @Mugetsu_Gaming 3 роки тому +4

      @Propane Enthusiast didn't ask.

    • @NateCraven318
      @NateCraven318 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jedislayer19 "I suppose we all thought that one way or another..."

  • @LordSniggles
    @LordSniggles 3 роки тому +3048

    Warfare has evolved to the point that 2 grandma's in a bunker can wreak more destruction then all the armys of Napoleon, Achilles, and Stalin combined... What crazy timeline we live in.

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 3 роки тому +71

      Lol, 2 grandmas

    • @jonzo22
      @jonzo22 3 роки тому +31

      and this was filmed like a hundred years ago

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 3 роки тому +35

      Stalin had nukes, though.

    • @LordSniggles
      @LordSniggles 3 роки тому +158

      @@VRichardsn Good point. Stalin had the power of nukes AND babushkas, no wonder everyone feared him.

    • @jenniferjuniper97
      @jenniferjuniper97 3 роки тому +10

      don't underestimate grandmas

  • @eatafox
    @eatafox Рік тому +2

    There is somthing so cool and euphoric about the whole procedure, especially the final launch buzzer.

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted Рік тому +3

    I LOVE presenters like this guy

  • @SwordsmanRyan
    @SwordsmanRyan 3 роки тому +2470

    If you ever visit this museum, pay the money for the “top to bottom” tour and see everything.

    • @n00byscrazycorner43
      @n00byscrazycorner43 3 роки тому +79

      YES!! I am so glad I did that while I was there a while back.

    • @brokencassetteplayer7469
      @brokencassetteplayer7469 3 роки тому +36

      Where is it?

    • @isaiahavant6733
      @isaiahavant6733 3 роки тому +13

      @@brokencassetteplayer7469 I wanna knownto

    • @godofallthingsandall
      @godofallthingsandall 3 роки тому +67

      Yes, it's excellent, I did it in 2017. They had a tiny keyhole and camera near the missile head to monitor the actual warhead. Standing in at the bottom of the silo is amazing. I turned the key as well and I'm sure the presenter here was a guide.

    • @MTG762
      @MTG762 3 роки тому +6

      Can people still go?

  • @bmused55
    @bmused55 5 років тому +1899

    Great presentation. He seems like he loves his job.

    • @seaharrierfrs1
      @seaharrierfrs1 5 років тому +12

      Bmused, you happen to be in almost every video I watch's comment section, It's rather strange.

    • @yootantonystark2738
      @yootantonystark2738 5 років тому +15

      @@seaharrierfrs1 and you as well. It's rather strange, some would speculate, you are stalking me. You leave me no choice but to update my stalker list. I will be forwarding this list to the respectful authority. I will see you in court sir. I bid you farewell now.

    • @GABEBASSMUSIC
      @GABEBASSMUSIC 5 років тому +8

      @@yootantonystark2738 Damn some real drama happening here in the youtube comment section on a 5 year old video

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 років тому +1

      @@GABEBASSMUSIC ikr I need popcorn

    • @m91473
      @m91473 5 років тому +2

      he seems gay

  • @kryptoid2568
    @kryptoid2568 16 годин тому

    For a lecture on using barely legal weapons this looks fun and engaging.

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson 2 роки тому +14

    Strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

    • @TypeZeta2
      @TypeZeta2 Рік тому

      I would rather play a nice game of chess

  • @RandomDuude
    @RandomDuude 3 роки тому +1344

    Meanwhile James May tries to ignite the missile with a lighter.

    • @mr.moto1972
      @mr.moto1972 2 роки тому +14

      Oh my God yes I was waiting to see this here

    • @JakeTheTankmaster
      @JakeTheTankmaster 2 роки тому +61

      It must be damp

    • @proger1960
      @proger1960 2 роки тому +11

      *SS-18 Bruh Moment*

    • @reezuleanu1676
      @reezuleanu1676 2 роки тому +6

      James May bypassing the Pentagon, the trick the US military doesn't want you to know.

    • @maxg.-musician02
      @maxg.-musician02 2 роки тому +1

      I think it must be damp!

  • @RealFleeceJohnson
    @RealFleeceJohnson 5 років тому +749

    Last item on checklist
    “Await further orders.”
    God damn that’s real. Scary

    • @firepower01
      @firepower01 4 роки тому +44

      Cue Fallout 3 intro sequence.

    • @driedink
      @driedink 3 роки тому +1

      cue fallout 76 intro

    • @driedink
      @driedink 3 роки тому +12

      But yeah, that is fucking scary. "As soon as you turn that key might as say hello World War 3 because there is no going back"
      "Nobody wins in a nuclear war."
      The guy is completely right but damn how he managed to live knowing that and knowing that people are going to go through the same situation takes some real gut

    • @Cousin-Eddy
      @Cousin-Eddy 3 роки тому +2

      The US has an airborne command network that is supposed to take over and issue orders. Besides that the radiation from nuclear weapons reaches safeish levels after two days and is considered all clear after 2 weeks.

    • @bl00dlikewayne
      @bl00dlikewayne 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cousin-Eddy I heard somewhere that it depends on if it detonates when it hits the ground or if it detonates in the air before it hits the ground. I believe it was air detonation that was what made the radiation go away quickly, an example used was how Nagasaki and Hiroshima are habitable today unlike Chernobyl (which wasnt nuked but might as well have been seeing as how nuclear reactors exploded) which wont habitable for around 20,000 years (I looked that number up not my own info) and I believe that the nuclear reactors exploding was the equivalent of a ground detonated bomb.

  • @mufasers
    @mufasers 2 роки тому +8

    7:10 the key operator on the right faints with a “THUD” after the guy says “you’ve now started the launch sequence”

  • @bluebirdboy9103
    @bluebirdboy9103 2 роки тому +2

    This man is fucking excellent and enthralling. Give that dude a raise

  • @fyrstikken
    @fyrstikken 3 роки тому +1651

    LockPickingLawyer: Nothing on one, two is binding, click on three, and we got liftoff

    • @arthurdent6256
      @arthurdent6256 2 роки тому +111

      As you can see folks, there are a number of security flaws in the process. In any case that's all I have for you today, if you have any questions or comments I'll see you in hell.

    • @Nareimooncatt
      @Nareimooncatt 2 роки тому +26

      You know Bosnian Bill will be at the other key, both with TTBBAIM's in their hands picking in tandem.

    • @ethanmonks3528
      @ethanmonks3528 2 роки тому +2

      hahahhaa love it

    • @MrChrisco21
      @MrChrisco21 2 роки тому +2

      This comment is gold.

    • @dragade101
      @dragade101 2 роки тому

      I dont think you understand how foolish you sound

  • @macncheesejayden
    @macncheesejayden 3 роки тому +1602

    "We think we could probably survive down here for, eh, three to four weeks before we would start slowly suffocating to death. We've never ran that experiment so I don't know that for sure..."
    *extremely nervous laughter*

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 роки тому +64

      BETTER DEAD THAN RED

    • @josephfrechette9916
      @josephfrechette9916 2 роки тому +27

      Luckily if the process is slow enough they would just feel more and more tired until they died.

    • @jedinight2353
      @jedinight2353 2 роки тому +24

      @@gargoyles9999 Better red, white and blue, than dead, (in)side [a bunker], and screwed.

    • @manjelos
      @manjelos 2 роки тому +4

      @@gargoyles9999 Well, there are no more reds...

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 2 роки тому +2

      @@manjelos yeah if you close your eyes and cover your ears and pretend China doesn't exist

  • @josephbell5806
    @josephbell5806 Рік тому +1

    "And, Commander, if that happened while your crew was on duty, you have NOT enhanced your military career!" LOL

  • @americanpaisareturns9051
    @americanpaisareturns9051 2 роки тому +2

    And that’s how the cookie crumbles.

  • @savetrees6005
    @savetrees6005 3 роки тому +2246

    "This aged well" - some guy from the future

  • @denmanfite3156
    @denmanfite3156 4 роки тому +607

    I found his performance to be very entertaining. I felt like the last few lines were very important and that the necessary weight wasn't understood. "Nobody wins in a nuclear war. There are only degrees of losers."

    • @Alphabet7
      @Alphabet7 3 роки тому

      I don't understand the part where it says there's only degrees of losers what does that mean

    • @tsap9
      @tsap9 3 роки тому +17

      Alphabet 7 Even if you didn’t lose as bad as the other guy you still lost. In this case not losing as bad would be getting hit by fewer nukes.

    • @danielorourke2542
      @danielorourke2542 3 роки тому +1

      The enemy can win if the nucleur bomb is not launched but delivered to the location they want to destroy. There would be no way for us to know who detonated it.

    • @platyhelminthes2877
      @platyhelminthes2877 3 роки тому +2

      @@danielorourke2542 Unfortunately, there is a good chance that this would result in a nuclear war regardless of not knowing who threw the first punch, so to speak. Successfully smuggling a nuclear weapon into the country and into the target location is also a somewhat implausible method for carrying out a first strike. What if the target country's intelligence services found out who the aggressor was? It would surely retaliate by launching its own nukes, and the result would yet again be nuclear war.
      The only plausible way to "win" at nuclear war is to launch a successful "decapitation strike", taking out the enemy government leadership (which would only delay retaliation, not prevent it), as well as every single one of their of their missile launch sites and SSBNs (which, given the reality of modern submarine warfare, is virtually impossible). Even then, you would likely still have to contend with incoming enemy aircraft carrying nuclear weapons.
      In the future, the most important game changer for nuclear warfare will be missile defense systems. Current day missile-based defense systems are not capable of defeating anywhere near 100% of incoming nuclear weapons, particularly when faced with MIRV-equipped warheads. High powered lasers have the potential to be used as ground and air based installations, or even as Orbital defense platforms, and could eventually provide a much more efficient and capable defense against incoming nuclear missiles and warheads.

    • @panikk2245
      @panikk2245 3 роки тому

      Well I mean if somebody launched enough nukes at once and completely destroyed the other target before they could retaliate we could theoretically win.

  • @TheKurtsPlaceChannel
    @TheKurtsPlaceChannel Рік тому +4

    Very nicely put together video and very entertaining as well. Thanks for posting this.

  • @tw5647
    @tw5647 2 роки тому +3

    Hard to believe this info is unclassified

  • @honeybagerteek4101
    @honeybagerteek4101 5 років тому +1779

    But in Russia.
    “Blyat, Yuri. Do bomb thing.”
    “Cheeki Breeki.”

    • @mikko8579
      @mikko8579 4 роки тому +123

      *Yuri throws stone aginst missile*
      cyua we need to pepair for nukler war.
      Dymitry get the votga

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 4 роки тому +35

      MIKHAIL! Get de bares inside de siylo, we don’t want dem to go boom

    • @jayseven6089
      @jayseven6089 4 роки тому +32

      "Cheeki Breeky, iv damke, Mikhail! misle go boom soon."

    • @michaelmayne6097
      @michaelmayne6097 3 роки тому +7

      IV DAMKE

    • @kaiser98berlin
      @kaiser98berlin 3 роки тому +16

      Hard BaSS plays 3 week non-stop to keep komrade strong. No food and hydration allowed.

  • @VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki
    @VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki 4 роки тому +477

    *Turns key*
    *Small CRT flicks on and a trackball appears from the console*
    "Please confirm you're not a robot"

    • @springbloom5940
      @springbloom5940 3 роки тому +5

      Thats pretty valid. I thought of numerous ways to defeat the key sync and hold, before he stopped talking about it. Now, a smartphone and $20 of junk from Amazon will handle.

    • @chriskopp1361
      @chriskopp1361 3 роки тому +1

      "To prove you are not a self aware artificial intelligence you will need to take a captcha test"

    • @zethcader6478
      @zethcader6478 2 роки тому

      @@springbloom5940 Sure, its really easy to defeat if you have the know how, even back in the day, but limiting who knows and having specially trained personal is the main security mechanism.

  • @Koppu1doragon
    @Koppu1doragon Рік тому +1

    Jokes aside the best use for VR would be to allow people to practice this without having to worry about the possibility of anything going off by mistake.

    • @shadowtheimpure
      @shadowtheimpure Рік тому

      The silo has a master control switch that can flip the whole setup into drill mode, which is how they were able to turn those keys without actually launching anything.

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 Рік тому

      @@shadowtheimpure Well, there's nothing wired up to any live systems now. And I imagine USAF had locations to do drills.

  • @Tamishvara
    @Tamishvara 10 місяців тому

    Thanks for sharing this! It's great to see another demonstration, aside from the one Veritasium shows!

  • @mixup2216
    @mixup2216 3 роки тому +968

    When it’s family game night and they say you’ll pick up the rules quick

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 2 роки тому

      lmaoooo

    • @thiesenf
      @thiesenf 2 роки тому +1

      The rules are simple; DO NOT PLAY THE GAME...
      We all know that the only winning move is not to play...

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 2 роки тому

      @@thiesenf if you turn the keys, you get a cookie

  • @SpaceCat36
    @SpaceCat36 5 років тому +678

    4:59
    The way he turns to the camera and says "Commander" gave me such strong Red Alert vibes it's almost uncomfortable.

    • @jakelong4271
      @jakelong4271 5 років тому +51

      Oh God I still have dreams of "building ... construction complete..."

    • @ghettodollarstore4766
      @ghettodollarstore4766 5 років тому +9

      I still play, kirov ready commander

    • @WillardSimo
      @WillardSimo 5 років тому +17

      @@ghettodollarstore4766 kirov reporting

    • @Tech-hn4pw
      @Tech-hn4pw 5 років тому +15

      Unable to comply, building in progress.

    • @carsoncase223
      @carsoncase223 5 років тому +3

      Yup. Someone else got it

  • @christopherweber9464
    @christopherweber9464 9 місяців тому

    Fantastic educator, fantastic speaker, wonderful presentation 🎉

  • @GMC997
    @GMC997 2 роки тому +3

    1:49 This is the LockPickingLawyer and today we will launch a nuclear ICBM.

  • @YourDroidDoes
    @YourDroidDoes 5 років тому +827

    If the cartridge doesn't work, pull it out and blow on it.

    • @sammymichael1872
      @sammymichael1872 5 років тому +14

      Erick Picard fun fact that corrodes the metal fingers inside the cartridge and pushes Debree further into it, what really solve the problem was re-inserting the cartridge and having friction do it’s job on the oxidization 😊

    • @flyingfloorboard4097
      @flyingfloorboard4097 5 років тому +4

      @@sammymichael1872 thanks. I always thought that breathing into them puts moisture in it

    • @emilianoelsing4344
      @emilianoelsing4344 5 років тому +7

      @@sammymichael1872 r/wooooosh

    • @ilike0ldgames
      @ilike0ldgames 5 років тому +3

      Still not working, should I try the cartridge slot now?

    • @MilesPrower1992
      @MilesPrower1992 5 років тому

      @@sammymichael1872 yeah but it's cool

  • @christianarman4555
    @christianarman4555 4 роки тому +790

    “The only way to win, is to not play” - Wargames

  • @captainpoptarts
    @captainpoptarts 10 місяців тому +1

    I got to turn one of the keys on orders from the tour guide on a visit to the Titan Missle Silo (the museum here) when I was like 10. The whole experience was surreal, and only when I was in high school did I fully understood what turning that key would do back when it was active.

  • @jeep146
    @jeep146 2 роки тому +2

    Many Americans grew up after the fall of the Soviet Union so they didn't grow up with the Nuke threat. We older Americans still remember how dangerous it can be when nuclear missiles are used. I work on missile systems at one time. No matter how many safety safeguards you make accidents can still happen.

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 3 роки тому +915

    I'd never really put much thought into silo operators. I've always wondered how much it weighed on presidents, having possession of the ability to end the world, but I never took the time to think about how the people who turn the key... manage to do it. Imagine taking this job during complete peacetime, thinking it's easy because you'll never *ever* have to actually turn that key, and then one day the speaker lights up and starts talking in numbers.

    • @pilot1721
      @pilot1721 3 роки тому +69

      It's an interesting thing. Like yeah maybe the president and whoever is secondncan authorise it but would you launch the nukes if it came down to it. Could you really turn a key that ends the world

    • @jasonjoyce7504
      @jasonjoyce7504 3 роки тому +86

      I mean, they did have surprise drills for missile crews that went exactly like that. There's a video on UA-cam you can easily find that's a clip from a really good documentary (Missile) that shows a launch training drill at Vandenberg AFB for a Minuteman missile crew.
      If the Titan creeped you out, the Minuteman will scare the hell out of you since the crew controls an entire flight of ICBMs launching within seconds of each other. What makes it more real is the Minuteman is still active. There are still US Air Force officers (missileers) sitting in silos running these drills just on the slight chance that one day the order is real.

    • @platyhelminthes2877
      @platyhelminthes2877 3 роки тому +121

      @@pilot1721 There were two well known false alarm incidents in Russia, one at a missile base and one aboard a nuclear submarine, where the end of the world was prevented solely by individuals who hesitated because they knew that something wasn't quite right about the situation.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 3 роки тому +61

      @@platyhelminthes2877 They also hesitated because no one in their right mind, would ever launch a world ending device.

    • @thelatinoguy
      @thelatinoguy 3 роки тому +51

      In the Star Wars comics, the guy that pulled the lever to fire the Death Star laser on Alderaan ended up killing himself from the grief of destroying billions

  • @Poorschedriver
    @Poorschedriver 5 років тому +736

    Best security they could use should be trying to uninstall McAfee from a windows installation.

  • @kevo8498
    @kevo8498 2 роки тому

    What a great presenter.
    Thank you for sharing this.

  • @pihlajafox
    @pihlajafox 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know why but I just love these late 1900-century military technology.

  • @quack3891
    @quack3891 5 років тому +653

    was half-expecting him to spook them by playing really loud noises and having the stage shake

    • @AlexHerlan
      @AlexHerlan 5 років тому +32

      Yup, they totally need to rig up speakers/subwoofers with fake launch sounds and have the instructor go "uhhhh... Whoops"

    • @quack3891
      @quack3891 5 років тому +15

      @@AlexHerlan even better is to even have the room shake a little bit with it and a lot of vibrations

    • @ImpendingJoker
      @ImpendingJoker 5 років тому +4

      No, it was spooky enough as it was. The fact that we never have had to do it is no small feat.

    • @therealpanse
      @therealpanse 5 років тому +2

      @@ImpendingJoker It's not like you didn't try...

    • @nathanberner7725
      @nathanberner7725 5 років тому +8

      Hard part about that is that this isn't a stage. It is the actual underground complex for the titan missile

  • @billhuber2964
    @billhuber2964 5 років тому +751

    A lot of steps to end the world. A turn of a key , a push of a button , cancel Christmas. In fact cancel everything.

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 5 років тому +35

      Snatch every motherfucker birthday.

    • @billhuber2964
      @billhuber2964 5 років тому

      @@clintonleonard5187 Concour mister.

    • @doedsstierna
      @doedsstierna 5 років тому +4

      Does cancel everything cancel itself?

    • @doedsstierna
      @doedsstierna 5 років тому

      @@monkpkey Then it is not cancel everything.

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 років тому

      @@doedsstierna its cancel everything at that moment

  • @mohe1968
    @mohe1968 Рік тому +1

    Being a scientist and dedicating yourself to making missiles is like being a doctor and creating poisons, a failure

  • @Aaron-hs4gj
    @Aaron-hs4gj 2 роки тому +4

    I think it’s quite eerie to think that these rooms could potentially be the last that any human steps in before human civilization is wiped

  • @transformersrevenge9
    @transformersrevenge9 3 роки тому +1133

    Wait, so nukes don't have a self destruct button? Hollywood lied to me.

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 3 роки тому +183

      No, you can't hide in a refrigerator either.

    • @sugondese6921
      @sugondese6921 3 роки тому +54

      No, the military won't give you a pat in the back and say "Come inside where you're safe" on their silo or bunker.

    • @hunt2668
      @hunt2668 3 роки тому +66

      No, stepping outside in the irradiated wasteland will not give you super powers.

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 3 роки тому +26

      @@hunt2668 Now you tell me

    • @hunt2668
      @hunt2668 3 роки тому +21

      @@jamesparson "No, stepping outside in the irradiated wasteland will not give you super powers."
      Wait I read that as "Now, you tell me."

  • @jackglossop4859
    @jackglossop4859 5 років тому +179

    Man that guy is really doing his job well. He’s a natural educator

    • @ghostofbungie9780
      @ghostofbungie9780 4 роки тому +12

      Jack Glossop I totally agree, it’s crazy how he’s memorized all of this, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a vet that served under the same MOS.

    • @KOHF34
      @KOHF34 4 роки тому +8

      He really seems like he loves his job, too.

    • @Pscyclepath
      @Pscyclepath 4 роки тому +13

      I did the same thing with the Pershing missile system back in the 70s and 80s. Same procedures... We didn't have a butterfly valve code, but we had a PAL (Permissive Action Link) that did pretty much the same thing. WIth P1A (my system) you pushed two buttons; with PII (1984 onward) they used two keys, like this. And yes... you had to memorize all this stuff, by rote and in all combinations) before you were allowed to stand watch.

  • @josephtarko3610
    @josephtarko3610 2 роки тому +1

    I met this guy just a few months ago. He was awesome.

  • @WolfBaneization
    @WolfBaneization 2 роки тому

    Sounds like a solution to a puzzle room.

  • @obsoleteprofessor2034
    @obsoleteprofessor2034 5 років тому +1227

    Little known fact is that President Reagan chose the name for the latest missile system...Peacekeeper. One of the names submitted but not considered was "Worldender".

    • @the64bitter
      @the64bitter 5 років тому +57

      Ooooh, I like the second one MUCH better!

    • @Em.P14
      @Em.P14 5 років тому +47

      well the name fits as they where desined as a deterrent, the only thing they should do, is sit in their launch tubes untill humanidty wont need them or getts vanished an other way. They did their job well till this day, as noone wanted to missuse those rockets and actually unleash their full potential. I really hope those who sit behind the triggers never gonna be that stupid as to press them

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 років тому +6

      They are peacekeepers

    • @alekxu
      @alekxu 5 років тому +6

      I would call it "doomsday machine"

    • @obsoleteprofessor2034
      @obsoleteprofessor2034 5 років тому +1

      @@alekxu The fools...the mad fools! ua-cam.com/video/2yfXgu37iyI/v-deo.html

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 5 років тому +1076

    The motto for the Strategic Missile Forces (Russian) is:
    "После нас - тишина" ("After us - silence")

    • @TheRevsReturn
      @TheRevsReturn 5 років тому +49

      that's pretty metal ngl

    • @Joe-po9xn
      @Joe-po9xn 5 років тому +43

      That's actually really disturbing.

    • @kellphil76
      @kellphil76 5 років тому +13

      That’s hardcore!!!!

    • @RichardPhister
      @RichardPhister 5 років тому +76

      Our founding fathers were fond of ours
      ventus, vertis, fortunis....
      Which translates It roughly to..
      "Why does my peepee comeout yellow?"

    • @BootlegSounds
      @BootlegSounds 5 років тому +4

      that actually means same in Serbian :3

  • @henerygreen578
    @henerygreen578 6 місяців тому

    I'm here because my brother-in-law was in a silo during the Cuban Missal crises in Arkansas ... and he told me exactly the same thing this guy said...await further orders after launch... if you survive... he said you were going to get a retaliatory strike .... he was also there when the welder hit a hydraulic line... leading to an explosion when the fuel tanks on the rocket collapsed thus mixing the fuel....blew the blast door off into a field. Also the war head which of course not armed...... interesting stuff thanks for posting....

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 Рік тому

    This is how it is for me to do my work. Everything is so authenticated!