@@mimichu__ Peaches? Why not? I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy; just like you! So, you think I'm round? Uhh.... round is good. Round is... foxy!
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Well you have to clamp it before cutting it, could be very dangerous for the baby as it could lose too much blood. That's a true fact I was wondering the same thing though😂
Ben: we are never doing that again Me: yeah I agree 2 years later Ben: hey honey can we have another child Me:(flash backs) Me: No,no no the memories oh no
You know this is a great video when you can laugh at some parts and then the next minute you’re just in awww but i will say Ben holding his newborn baby in his arms and saying “your so mad at the world “ and I got 2 beautiful girls now” just melted my heart it’s so cute and so sweet
Honestly the past couple of days have been terrible for my family and I and I've been so frustrated with everything. Thanks Ben for making me smile again
My mom has the funniest stories about how she yelled at my dad during childbirth with me and my siblings. Love my parents to bits. Where did you get the idea for a home birth script Ben? 🧡
Ben: ' you tell that baby to stay in there and if it comes out it's grounded for the first two years of its life' Me: how- you know what nevermind even if I did tell it to stay in there you think the baby would listen?
Aww! This is so adorable and BatDad Saves the day *giggles* Thanks for a fantastic audio Ben, you're the coolest. *gives you a big Virtual hug* #NoSkipTribe I hoped that you're having a great day. ☺🐵🦇💗
My notifications didn't work this time but I'm here once again and im betting this is another amazing video and hello hoomans sidenote wrote this while hearing the panick and by the way i call on teaching the baby to be a troublemaker
Aw Ben your the best husband that your girl could have ever ask for and I would want you to deliver my baby if I was expecting a baby but your doing just fine Ben and Yey the baby girl is here and we did it and your a wonderful daddy .
Ben panicking telling us not to to give birth Me: listen here you surprisingly cute aussie bearded bloke you got me pregnant cause you didn't use protection so YOU ARE GONNA DELIVER THIS BABY LIKE OR NOT ok love you~ Edit: is anyone gonna call the ambulance i'm losing a lot of blood
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"Just suck it back in" - the baby would fly out of me from my laughter if my husband said that during labor.
@@rinokumura8095 okay party pooper
@@rinokumura8095 You're the dude at a party who ruins other people's jokes just to look smart. LOL. Also my last child was born just fine :)
@@rinokumura8095 Whatever u say, bro.
@@mariamistfire5482 I’m so glad :) (sorry that sounds weird :/ but I’m happy the birth was okay imma shut up now 😭 )
@@mariamistfire5482 just out of curiosity what did you name the baby?
I died laughing when he said “Don’t open your legs”😂😂😂
And “suck it back in” 😭😭😂😂😂
@@allmight5254 right 😭
Me too 😂😅
@@allmight5254 😭💀🤚
Especially when he said not to assume the position lol
Ben: suck it back in
Me: “can someone slap him for me?”
If you get this reference props to you 😂😂😂
Me: Done and Done
PEACHESSSSSS
@@mimichu__ Peaches? Why not? I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy; just like you! So, you think I'm round? Uhh.... round is good. Round is... foxy!
PEEAACHES!!!
@@mimichu__ Peaches…? ….PEACHES! THE BABY! WHAT WHAT WHAT NOW?!?!?!
My brother: This. Not good.
I just imagine ben running back and forth, screaming. “aaaaaaAAAHHHHHHhhhhhh”
Same 😂
👁👄👁
yeah and he would be thinking "i'm gonna pass out" at the same time too
LMFAO "the babies gonna come out" THATS THE POINT
Bro I said the same thing!! 😂😂😂
I literally said that and then i read the comment 😮😮😮😮
Ben: Suck it back in!
Me : -_- Boi you wut----
Ben : grounded for the first two years of its life
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Poot little baby, they must be like: what did i do?!🥺
@@camilasm7448 poor little nooty pa tooty pooty
i love how in the end he casually says "we're never doing that again"
Ben: “suck it back in!!”
My brain:
“Can you try and hold it in!?”
“Can someone slap him for me??!”
*slaps him* “done and done”
Ahahah!! I know these scene on Ice Age 3 when Ellie was trying to give a birth 🤣🤣🤣
@@jumaher22 yeah crash and Eddie lol
Ben: c-catch it?? With wh-what?!
Y/N: *casaully hands him a baseball glove* 😀
omg 😂😂
HahHahahaha
BYE😂
The perks of having a bf that is a baseball player 😆😂
Holly 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh god, things are expanding and opening”
I can’t. 🤣🤣
Screw the birth I would’ve had a whole heart attack- Ben, you had me dying of laughter
“Suck it back in!” 😂😭😂
"Tell that baby to stay in there"
Labor everyone :D
Nananananananana BATDAD!!Omg this is so cute!! The panicking is adorable!!
*Watching it and enjoying .*
My brain : what if something happened to the listener?
Me : shut up. Its wholesome .
Ayo? Cardlin has an audio for that and it's depressing ngl
3:42 the way he deeply says "now push"'
I was just scrolling through the comments hopping for someone to comment about that
Ben panicking while I'm over here like "OH HUSH, YOU DID THIS TO ME!" 😂😂😂
" *Dont open your legs* "
o . o
SIR, THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED-
This had me Wheezing
Haaaaa
HE GOT CAUGHT 😂😂
CAUGHT IN 4K HAHAHAH
Dammmmm
Ben: tell the baby if he comes out now hes grounded for the next 2 years
Me: WHAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT😂😂😂
I was saying,"From WHAT"
same my husbend sead the same thing to me 2 months ago😅
Ahahaha. Poor Ben!😂 So cute how he melts as soon as he holds his daughter. 😍
Ben:"Don't assume the position! . . ."
Me:"Ben . . . Is this a swim class?" 😂🤣Loved this . . . So cute!
Oh boy the first bit of Ben freaking out, sir you can't just stop a baby from coming out, even if you threaten it😭
I can’t even take the laughter anymore! This baby ain’t being born it’s being laughed out while the mom is laughing to death while dad is panicking
My heart! This actually was posted just as my cousin just had her new born daughter!
You cousins mums dad is Ben
@@im_bored1890 🤣
Me in the car: laughing at the comments knowing I'm gonna do this after I clean my room
Panicking Ben is the ✨CUTEST✨and the ✨MOST ADORABLE✨
“It’s grounded for the first 2 years of it’s life!”😂😂😂
Ben this is not fair, now I want to have a baby when I thought I didn't 😔🤚🏻❤️
I don't know if Ben is a dad irl or not but if this ever did happen to him in reality I think he's got the procedure down flat!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Awwww that was so sweet of you
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♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Absolutely ! 😆👍
This is so funny- I would've been like: "No idea how you got pregnant but I'm out, good luck, it might be Jesus!"
Who else's legs started hurting when they went into labor
Same I'm scared of the birthing process.
Yeah but I mean your legs started hurting like YOU were the one giving birth and you legs just go numb and start to tingle
Omfg- Nom nom?
@@nom_nom_simp7390 OWO Nom nom your here tooo?
☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*
@@hoodiemask40xx You have good taste, fellow nom nom
Right side of brain: Awww! Cute and Funny
Left side of brain: EVERYTHING THIS GUY IS DOING IS WRRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVIN A BABY NOW?! OKAYY
APPARENTLY. I mean, A PARENT- LY!!
@@aussiebenasmr SMOOTH
@@aussiebenasmr that smooth line 👌🏻 😎
Ben: I think I’m gonna be sick
Y/n: 😤😩Ben you better not throw up, now help me bring this child that you put in me into this world!
So what we going to name this tiny cheeky monkey hmm? This audio is adorable and cute! Once again, Ben you have amazed me!
HE SAID "suck it back in" IM WHEEZING
Me the whole time : did he cut the cord!!??
😂😂now I have that image in my head
@@tenshikatsuki2999 me too 👀
*sighs*
Well you have to clamp it before cutting it, could be very dangerous for the baby as it could lose too much blood. That's a true fact
I was wondering the same thing though😂
@@ajoyfullsoundI didnt know that
Ben: we are never doing that again
Me: yeah I agree
2 years later
Ben: hey honey can we have another child
Me:(flash backs)
Me: No,no no the memories oh no
🤣
Awww come on. It wasn’t so bad…
@@aussiebenasmr it was your wish batben
You know this is a great video when you can laugh at some parts and then the next minute you’re just in awww but i will say Ben holding his newborn baby in his arms and saying “your so mad at the world “ and I got 2 beautiful girls now” just melted my heart it’s so cute and so sweet
Y'all I'm wheezing !
Ben really telling me to tell the baby to stay put and suck in
Me: ._.
"O-~kay you're screaming-"
"Oh, your mad at the world"
Accurate.
So funny. My goddaughter was born 2 minutes after this audio was uploaded. So amazing like always, much love from France ❤️❤️
By "I'm not gonna make it" do I mean to the hospital or I'm gonna die?
Maybe... Both of them =D
Excellent question…
@@aussiebenasmrNow I am nervous-
Honestly the past couple of days have been terrible for my family and I and I've been so frustrated with everything. Thanks Ben for making me smile again
Me on how I would have reacted : “ THE [BEEEPPPPP] you mean put it back in ?!?!?! “
Him: dont assume the position!
Me: the army has trained me for this day!
"just suck it back in", it's a baby sir, it works like a period, I can't stop it
*gulp*
Oh my! This was so cute and terrifying and brave at the same time. BatBen to the rescue 😎✨.
She’s a runner she a track star 🏃♀️💨
This is the funniest one he has made yet
"Babe just push it back in"
GOT ME ROLLING TO ANARCTICA😂
I couldn’t when he said ‘’ suck it back in’’
“Suck it back in!”
Me af: “BOI IF YOU DONT- SOMEBODY SLAP HIM FOR ME”
Ben: Suck it Back
me: dying of laughter 🤣🤣and I'm like I can't do that hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
Ben:Suck it back in!
Me: 👁👄👁-buffering-
"You're mad at the world" Yes Ben. Yes I am.
I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE FIRST MINUTE AND IM WHEEZING😭😭 I CANTTTT
You did such a good job with this audio Ben. I love listening to you. ❤️❤️❤️
My mom has the funniest stories about how she yelled at my dad during childbirth with me and my siblings. Love my parents to bits.
Where did you get the idea for a home birth script Ben? 🧡
"don't open your legs"
How do you think I got pregnant
Haha omg that’s true 😂🤣😂
AYO noice 😂
JAW DROPPED-
😧
@@Aspen_10MY JAW DROPPED TOO OMG SHOTS FIRED
this is so cute and it made me smile for the first time in motsh. Thank you so much Ben
This I the most calm I've ever heard a man be during labor. I know. I have a kid.
“Just suck it back in?!” 😂😂😂 Are ya kiddin me?!
"just suck it back in"
I'm sorry but I laughed so hard when heard this😂😂😂😂😂
Ben: it's a girl
Me:YASSSSSS I KNEW IT
HAHAHAHA😂😂😂
Extended version? Awesome!
Ben: ' you tell that baby to stay in there and if it comes out it's grounded for the first two years of its life'
Me: how- you know what nevermind even if I did tell it to stay in there you think the baby would listen?
Ben:"oh.. things are expanding and opening!"
😭, BEN.
Man, imagine giving birth in 3 mins like damn
"suck it back in " really ben really 😑😂🤣
me as the mom: i- can't m-make it
I read the title and my anxiety SPIKED. Holy shit.
Wait I'm a woman.... HOOOOOLLLLLY SH-
OMG OKAY ITS HAPPENING! EVERYBODY STAY CALM! STAY F###ING CALM!
2319!!! 2319!!!!
@@aussiebenasmr Omg yes😂😂😂👍
🤣 Just casually telling the baby, yo... Stay in for like 10 more mins and chill 😃
Aww! This is so adorable and BatDad Saves the day *giggles* Thanks for a fantastic audio Ben, you're the coolest. *gives you a big Virtual hug* #NoSkipTribe I hoped that you're having a great day. ☺🐵🦇💗
My notifications didn't work this time but I'm here once again and im betting this is another amazing video and hello hoomans sidenote wrote this while hearing the panick and by the way i call on teaching the baby to be a troublemaker
The way he says “ I’m Batman “ made me crack up 🤣🤣
Aw Ben your the best husband that your girl could have ever ask for and I would want you to deliver my baby if I was expecting a baby but your doing just fine Ben and Yey the baby girl is here and we did it and your a wonderful daddy .
Buddy Murphy Comforting Rhea Ripley having her baby (calling it right now!)
I cant get over the "cant you suck it back in?"
Meanwhile i was already dying of laughter
I swear, this whole video sounds like EXACTLY what Wheatley from Portal 2 would say! It even SOUNDS like him if he were human!
Hehehehe
This is adorable😆🧡🧡
Amazing vid!!🧡
This is to cute for words omg
this actually made me cry so wholesome
🥲
9 likes, 0 views, no comments? I think youtube is drunk again
I’m here! I may be playing super smash bros but I can get distracted for a while.. :D
If the baby comes out it will be grounded
😆😆😆
Not if ben catches it with his hands
AWWWWWWWWW MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO ADORABLE 😍😍
Alright enough softness for today
Him just yelling 'suck it back in'
Kills me
Ben panicking telling us not to to give birth
Me: listen here you surprisingly cute aussie bearded bloke you got me pregnant cause you didn't use protection so YOU ARE GONNA DELIVER THIS BABY LIKE OR NOT ok love you~
Edit: is anyone gonna call the ambulance i'm losing a lot of blood
When he said suck it back in 😂😂😂😂
I was so funny when he said "oh things are opening and expanding " 🤣🤣
I couldn't stop laughing at the part suck it back in!!!🤣😂 I don't think we can suck it back in😂🤣😂. Anyway it was adorable 😆#NoSkipTribe
i read the title and my dumb arse self thought da husband was pregnant-
"Just suck it back" I'M DYING 😭😭😭
Me at my bed stuck the blanket by my hand imagining I birth 😭
Lol I love how I got a birth control ad before this vid
I'm 21 seconds in and laughing my ass off
Wait...does he know that we have to push out a bloody blob called the placenta after the baby comes out?
I don’t think he does….
Apparently so. But after that you get it out, you can either eat it or donate it or yea. It is very disgusting and I’m like HELL NAH