+Josh Hudson Sometimes though his promos are better than the actual content he presents me with...sometimes his promos make me cry from laughter. Sometimes....
dom would go as Micky Mouse just so he doesn't have to wear a shirt, find those princesses, and go go go... but he would go with pants instead of shorts coz ain't no one got time for leg day.
Ryan RUSSO when u attempt to buy tren but you're such a bro you don't comprehend deep web security and get hacked. its okay i challenged him to a bench/curl off for supremacy
I just love the honesty. Not many places online will you hear about a girl saying, "we're not having sex tonight." And have the host/whatever say that it's a green light. But in real life it's so true. When people play the game it seems crude, described, but as bad as us guys are so are the girls that are looking for fun too. Breath of fresh air to hear a situation where the nuances are understood by both parties, described so crudely, because that's really the way it goes.
Lmfao you're joking right? If you eat 12 meals a day for a year you'll put on 30lbs or more even without steroids. Roids don't make you big, eating a fuck ton of food does.
Halloween: one time of the year where girls try to justify wearing provocative and slutty costumes as a means to try something they would normally detest the other 364 days of the year
had the best excuse ever to take off my shirt at a Halloween party, girl was getting cold so I offered my sweatshirt which consisted of my costume so it gave me an excuse to go shirtless and be "the good guy" haha
"why girls think hellowen is special day to dress as as hoe it's not like ur not dressing like a hoe every other day of the year switch it up ladies stay at home and don't cheat on ur man" -mr.give your girl back
I'm glad that they sort of went back to the classic Dom vs. in this video. Not just about the gym. Hopefully they'll continue that series too. Dom vs. everyday things. I would've really enjoyed a Dom vs Caitlyn Jenner video :P
Here's the thing, I dress in sniper camo - the gillie suits - every Halloween and scare people. So, I would hit on girls on Halloween, but I get a bigger rush scaring the shit outta people. Do I have problems? Yes. Am I a sadist? Probably. But that's the beauty of Halloween - scaring the hell out of people with no repercussions.
This is one of the better one of his videos I've seen in a while! Not that the others were shitty, this one was just the perfect summation of the college halloween parties
Even his promos are more entertaining than other UA-camrs.
+Josh Hudson Sometimes though his promos are better than the actual content he presents me with...sometimes his promos make me cry from laughter. Sometimes....
Nice name 👍🏼
15 minutes into conversation if she says "we're not having sex tonight" that's is the greenest of lights. Go go go
dom seems like the kind of guy who goes to halloween parties dressed as himself
Crosby4hyg On 2 years later and he’s the best 😂😂
dom would go as Micky Mouse just so he doesn't have to wear a shirt, find those princesses, and go go go... but he would go with pants instead of shorts coz ain't no one got time for leg day.
Lotus Petal
And the theme was “dress as your type”
I hope a lot of girls watch this video.
Facts
+MrCinemus Magic
+Robin Maibals 100% Results
Lol
+Ahmed Haggag and I hope you know that his videos all have a side of irony. Or did you not notice.
"Like an era... you know like the way dinosaurs measure time... or something"
-The Brofessor, 2015.
You mean 8745th Era?
"Not all heroes wear capes, not all heroes wear panties either.. luckily you're wearing neither. That's a limerick."
"all three lights are green" words fromnthe wisest of men.
couldnt have clicked that notification faster
lol me too xD
+FenixNations ikr
LOL same! it needed more shotgun sound effects tho
Last time i came this early i woke up your mom
+SukMa Dek That comment is "Lawl" worthy
I'm going as the brofessor for my Halloween party
+Steven “STO” Owen lol you just stole that from last years video
+Steven “STO” Owen my friend did that last year. xD
+Steven “STO” Owen I did that last year as well...half assed it though
"It ain't easy bein' me, but it is easy dressin' like me." - the Brofessor
You are not big enough..
"PayPal me some bitcoin"
Ryan RUSSO when u attempt to buy tren but you're such a bro you don't comprehend deep web security and get hacked. its okay i challenged him to a bench/curl off for supremacy
This aged well
Only Dom can get away with that much promo, without getting hate, because its entertaining af :D
Cant stand girls that think they're all cool, and say "bro"
+joel aguilar Ikr. Freaks you the fuck out doesn't it?
+Markx for real tho
+Markx *instant softie
joel aguilar Especially when you tryna Netflix and chill and she says"bro". Instant mood killer.
Instant boner killer
I just love the honesty. Not many places online will you hear about a girl saying, "we're not having sex tonight." And have the host/whatever say that it's a green light. But in real life it's so true. When people play the game it seems crude, described, but as bad as us guys are so are the girls that are looking for fun too. Breath of fresh air to hear a situation where the nuances are understood by both parties, described so crudely, because that's really the way it goes.
I'm going as Jesus. Then everyone has to do reps for me.
Reps for jesus
Not all heroes wear capes
Not all heroes wear panties either
Luckily, you're wearing neither
10/10 i cried. Give this guy the pulitzer prize
0:30 Look at the difference in size that dom has made in a year. That is what a natty can expect realistically in 1 year of training.
Nope. He just doesnt put in the work
Lmfao you're joking right? If you eat 12 meals a day for a year you'll put on 30lbs or more even without steroids. Roids don't make you big, eating a fuck ton of food does.
+nick dean rik piano eats 13 meals a day and hes swole as a train
Epicskillz56 lmao, that dude is mostly oil and implants, and he takes enough gear to kill a small horse
+ConfederateTexan yeah, youll mostly put on fat bro
Bruh
+chucky D u mad bruh ?
Ionecis ye innocent bstard ye
***** so is your mas gee
+chucky D you're an idiot bruh,u even lift bruh?
+chucky D bruh, your troll is weak and pathetic.
"I'm Jerry Rice baby, I've caught everything!" XD
bring back ask the brofessor or you're gonna lose your gains
"That's a limerick"
- Dom 'The Brofessor' Mazzetti
IM FUCKING EXCITED AS SOON AS I GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT DOMS UPLOAD
"For my defense I'm going with Jets, just like U.S. goddamn military."
FUCKING LEGENDARY
this was dope Dom, it seemed effortlessly for you. Got the game on lock
The thing about Jay Cutler was hilarious
couldn't stop laughing with Jay cutler reference.
Halloween: one time of the year where girls try to justify wearing provocative and slutty costumes as a means to try something they would normally detest the other 364 days of the year
+Chris Goomba normally love, but they don't want to admit that they love*
sound like that line from mean girls lol
+Chris Goomba They criticize women who dress sexy the other 364, then wear theirs for one shining day of sluttiness.
"Halloween, the only time of the year a brutha' can wear a mask & not get arrested"
-Fresh Prince
had the best excuse ever to take off my shirt at a Halloween party, girl was getting cold so I offered my sweatshirt which consisted of my costume so it gave me an excuse to go shirtless and be "the good guy" haha
dom is the reason i started taking pre workout in the first place
"Let me get at that litter box." Ahahah, I'm definitely using that this year!
The jay cutler bit.......... I'm dead.
The *GREENEST* of lights
i have learned so much today sensei
Love when you get to watch the video before anyone has finished it
Thank God you grew the pump on your face again.
ALL LIGHTS ARE GREEN --- MIND BLOWN!
All 3 lights are green LMAO
Back to the "Dm VS" format, AWESOME!!!
Drunk dom is the best lol
last year's dom costume was the best direct marketing strategy ever
"lemme get some of that litterbox" gonna try that one haha
THIS VIDEO IS SURPRISINGLY GENIUS! Bro you completely nailed the "animal costume" girl hahaha
Not enough shotguns, sounded abit empty :(.
The Jay Cutler reference is absolutely hilarious!
this dude never fails to make me laugh. legend
I like how Dom isn't a sell out he lets us know what and who he is promoting. And makes it funny at the same time 😂😂
"why girls think hellowen is special day to dress as as hoe it's not like ur not dressing like a hoe every other day of the year switch it up ladies stay at home and don't cheat on ur man" -mr.give your girl back
a year later and this video quality is through the roof
Is it just me or is Dom speaking softer or more reserved. Still talking good funny shit just less shouty.
I think he upgraded the audio on this one
asskringle@analsanta.com
I think he's buzzed in this video
Funniest one yet LMFAOOO!!! The Burrito joke got me LOL
i think at some point i've found myself writing this down
There is nothing better than these videos
ur arms have seen better days mate
brofessor sharing the knowledge
New mic and camera just feel so different
I'm really liking throwback Dom lately
How do you feel about a badass minnie mouse, dom?
+tortellini I'll feel your bad ass and mini mouse.
i would probably characterize that under the disney shit if it was me all lights green!!!
+Alex Wolstencroft WinRar
+tortellini No panties or sheer pantyhose = win
"Let me get at that litter box"... Pure gold!
i think that email he said is fake, but not completely sure doe
I don't always comment but when I do.....
I comment twice c:
+Ulysses Sanchez you actually commented once and replied to you self once as well. :)
Paypal me some bitcoin!
You comment some unoriginal shit
+jofac22 your pic is some original al shit.
When are you gonna make a video about the Dom Bod?
great return to form, love your work gian/mike!
I'm glad that they sort of went back to the classic Dom vs. in this video. Not just about the gym. Hopefully they'll continue that series too. Dom vs. everyday things.
I would've really enjoyed a Dom vs Caitlyn Jenner video :P
Hahahahaha that fan duel as part was the funniest part of the video!!
Hey Dom, get off your rest day and make another video already
Here's the thing, I dress in sniper camo - the gillie suits - every Halloween and scare people. So, I would hit on girls on Halloween, but I get a bigger rush scaring the shit outta people. Do I have problems? Yes. Am I a sadist? Probably. But that's the beauty of Halloween - scaring the hell out of people with no repercussions.
That confirms it. Dom is into *furries*
This is one of the better one of his videos I've seen in a while! Not that the others were shitty, this one was just the perfect summation of the college halloween parties
What did he say about courtny at 2:08 I got distracted.
Dom is feeling the Bern!
How do I get the space background Empre Lifts Back Shirt? Can't find it on DOMMERCH
+Cooper Carr Wait wait found it....I'm an idiot.
Every day checks to see if theres a new video. Gets more sad every day. UNTIL TODAY! Great topic c:
This video seemed forced.
So does rape
+Turk Sandwich Yeah he must have forced himself to make the video, you inbred mongoloid.
Taha Matan
Who told you I was a mongoloid?
Yooo broham your channel is dope af. I've been telling all my dogs to watch your videos and show some love.
Send this to Laci Green or some crazy feminist just to see them react XD
This is the most emotional I have ever seen Dom
Make a vid where you pick up chicks at the gym to show that you are the true alpha-male that you say you are!
+lololer123 he did already boo
+J ronnn ya!
+lololer123 alpha
+Winston James III link?
+lololer123 you must be fun at parties..
Lmaoooo the outro is always dope. Best promo I actually want to play Fanduel now lol
I know hes joking, but when women say "bro" or "dude" to me, it really drives me up the fucking wall lol
Unless she's a surfer with a tight body, then she can call me "dude" all she wants.
Racye1911
haha
THIS IS THE GREENEST OF LIGHTS! GO! GO! GO!
“Shaking hands with a panini press” 😂😂😂💀
the jay cutler reference was a definte "lmao" moment... i'ma use that one on my bros that haven't seen broscience
I just sent this video to a chick.
hahahah hes ACTUALLY buzzing in this one...awesome!!!
This is a video for chicks but i don't see any how come?
When it comes to Broscience, always click the like button. Then you may resume watching.
Post a new video
Your sound quality got so much better since last year.
its still shitty...... like 5 years deep and they still cant pic up a $50 mic?
+Justin Spencer true
Watched the first 3 minutes.
Big fan of brosciencelife but honestly this video was boring. Looking forward to the next one!
Props to NYU mention. Go Violets!
You can tell he's getting tired of doing this
+Ramsay Redbeard Like I said.....
+Ramsay Redbeard did you reply to yourself😂😭
The burden of being Mike and Gian..these guys just keep putting out consistently entertaining videos. Keep up the good work fellas.
Been waiting for this vid for a whole year
'The way dinosaur's measure time' - I cracked up.
Minion costumes, minions everywhere!
IF YOU AIN'T MY BRO YOU MY FOE, BRO LIFE.
THIS IS THE GREENEST OF LIGHTS👌🏼😂😂😂😂
This should be on the other channel! Miss the Dom Mazzetti vs. vids too much
A girl telling you that you're not having sex tonight is really the greenest green light
2019....and it's still accurate!