MY PREGNANT MORNING ROUTINE!

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  • @farteater420
    @farteater420 5 років тому +766

    My favorite quote
    “Most people wake up at 6, 7, 8 am, *not me* I am one of the lucky ones, my days starts at *1 am”*
    - Colleen Ballinger 2018

    • @mxrcvrii
      @mxrcvrii 5 років тому +1

      SCLAZYLady UA-cam omg so does mine

  • @lauriebeabea
    @lauriebeabea 5 років тому +1674

    I know you’re struggling with confidence but you seriously look 10000% healthier and younger. The little bit you have gained has made you reverse age.

    • @KatWilkesKatsKorner
      @KatWilkesKatsKorner 5 років тому +13

      @joe lane she's 32...

    • @lara-sm8zr
      @lara-sm8zr 5 років тому +3

      youcouldgoswimminginthoseeyes awkwarrrdddddd

    • @63565989
      @63565989 5 років тому

      @@KatWilkesKatsKorner lololol

    • @y2kgabi
      @y2kgabi 5 років тому +1

      No, she's 38. She even confirmed it in a video.

    • @KatWilkesKatsKorner
      @KatWilkesKatsKorner 5 років тому +4

      @@y2kgabi Her older brother's only 35 so that's literally not possible.

  • @RachelNielsen
    @RachelNielsen 5 років тому +10297

    "hi im colleen and im very pregnant" THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN YOUR INTRO FOR A WHILE NOW AND I LOVE ITTTTT

    • @Ren-kp4tz
      @Ren-kp4tz 5 років тому +113

      Omg imagine if when the baby comes she announces it by starting her vlog holding the baby and saying "Hi, I'm Colleen and I have a baby" 😭❤

    • @yanelyr.9851
      @yanelyr.9851 5 років тому +17

      @@Ren-kp4tz That's a good intro idea 😮👍

    • @jesseb8605
      @jesseb8605 5 років тому +9

      I LOVE HER SO MUCH😆💕

    • @RachelNielsen
      @RachelNielsen 5 років тому +11

      @@Ren-kp4tz AAAAAA im so excited

    • @elguapo3446
      @elguapo3446 5 років тому +6

      Happy Birthday!

  • @bayleebae9710
    @bayleebae9710 4 роки тому +3843

    “I feel fat and disgusting every single day”
    Me, but I’m not pregnant

  • @homeyss5330
    @homeyss5330 5 років тому +896

    Colleen being so real about how pregnancy isn’t as glamorous as the other yt’s make it to be is something I Stan

    • @JRogo83
      @JRogo83 5 років тому +5

      Not everyone has a horrible time during pregnancy.

    • @salomeshelise33
      @salomeshelise33 5 років тому +1

      @@JRogo83 ok but she has and she is still being positive

    • @corpselizzy
      @corpselizzy 3 роки тому +1

      @@JRogo83 most women do tho

    • @Aissat55
      @Aissat55 2 роки тому

      Yes

  • @teagans.3891
    @teagans.3891 5 років тому +454

    “I have to pee”
    ~ ✨Colleen Ballinger 2018✨

  • @chocolateonwafflez1949
    @chocolateonwafflez1949 5 років тому +807

    I am confused how people are upset how she's complaining about her pregnancy. She's just brave. Other women probably say how great pregnancy is, only to hide the fact that it sucks. She's brave. She doesn't care what people think or say about her.

    • @scarlettciesla7335
      @scarlettciesla7335 5 років тому +14

      She has medical problems that are weird (Blacking out) but shes very tough! #toughest!

    • @natm8368
      @natm8368 5 років тому +7

      Pregnancy doesn't always suck... For some woman do, for others is a piece of cake (it has been super easy for me and I'm in my 9th month)... Every body and process is different, there's no generalization with pregnancy really.

    • @brunettesweetie21
      @brunettesweetie21 5 років тому +2

      Most women will tell you that pregnancy is hard lol

    • @wannabandaid
      @wannabandaid 5 років тому +2

      Oh yeah I tell people all the time that I’m just excited but I’m actually permanently exhausted and my ribs & hips feel like they’re splitting open. Pregnancy is the worst... completely worth it, but absolutely horrible.

    • @izabelladobaczewska251
      @izabelladobaczewska251 5 років тому

      I don't care either way, be honest. But I do have to say when people ask me how I'm feeling and I tell them I feel perfectly normal, they stare at me as if expecting me to elaborate and say something negative.

  • @elbowmacandcheese4768
    @elbowmacandcheese4768 4 роки тому +1093

    I can see the pain in Colleen’s eyes as she is saying how wonderful pregnancy is 😭

  • @sbminnieme4095
    @sbminnieme4095 5 років тому +2840

    I love how she’s so sarcastic 😆😆

  • @ella-ql8ud
    @ella-ql8ud 5 років тому +579

    i feel like pregnant women are so unappreciated like women like Colleen go through pain and suffering and changes yet they still manage to stay positive and hopeful

    • @jojojo9494
      @jojojo9494 5 років тому +10

      xTaylorr She is a milionare and yet complains. I am 6 months pregnant working full time. I would love to see her living a normal life- She wouldnt complain as much

    • @Leesliie
      @Leesliie 5 років тому +7

      xTaylorr wait? So you think she’s being positive?!! Lol😂😂🤣🤣

    • @chinchilla0708
      @chinchilla0708 5 років тому +1

      Because pregnancy is a beautiful thing

    • @mizlindsayk
      @mizlindsayk 5 років тому +1

      I am 37 weeks pregnant and today am anything but positive.

    • @imthechewedgumthatyoutouch5161
      @imthechewedgumthatyoutouch5161 5 років тому +1

      Chinchilla 0 Lmao so much fucking pain

  • @sarahtutorials2119
    @sarahtutorials2119 5 років тому +4239

    The sarcasm tho😂😂😂

    • @presleerogers6867
      @presleerogers6867 5 років тому +15

      Sarah Tutorials ikrI love it

    • @miamoro971
      @miamoro971 5 років тому +12

      I think it's a bit much. Why is literally every woman so obsessed with having the worst pregnancy ever? Where all are these women who say it's easy? The vast majority spend copious amounts of time telling you hard it is. We get it already.

    • @JuliaAraujoFraga
      @JuliaAraujoFraga 5 років тому +3

      Man that’s a million likes. Congrats

    • @mesa3908
      @mesa3908 5 років тому +3

      Sarah Tutorials lol true

    • @dmyaaustin9299
      @dmyaaustin9299 5 років тому +2

      For real she being sarcastic

  • @graysonschweitzer
    @graysonschweitzer 4 роки тому +516

    When she said *I feel fat and disgusting everyday* , I felt that

  • @almostwhizzer
    @almostwhizzer 5 років тому +2211

    Nurses: Congratulations! It's a-
    Colleen: outta my way I need to use my feet brush!!

  • @missjoannaofyeetyoink
    @missjoannaofyeetyoink 5 років тому +411

    I love how sarcastic she is

    • @kaerin6997
      @kaerin6997 5 років тому +1

      I like it

    • @lolmakelolahhahaha8508
      @lolmakelolahhahaha8508 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @pearlygates9763
      @pearlygates9763 5 років тому +2

      Ιωαννα Μισ Lol yep I said the same thing in my head. When she sees her beautiful baby, it will be worth it.

    • @skyla338
      @skyla338 5 років тому +1

      Ιωαννα Μισ Ikr lmao

  • @chloechang4443
    @chloechang4443 5 років тому +1435

    bahahahhahaah doesn't anyone else think that colleen's sarcastic voice is so good?! like if u agree :)

    • @sebastianmichaelisisbestbo4473
      @sebastianmichaelisisbestbo4473 5 років тому

      Right? LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kc2296
      @kc2296 5 років тому

      Yeah

    • @shadwifeyy
      @shadwifeyy 5 років тому

      Chloe Chang I was gonna like it until you said “like if you agree” 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @grayson4161
    @grayson4161 4 роки тому +2776

    “I feel fat and disgusting every single day”
    ME

  • @exenly
    @exenly 5 років тому +9493

    *cant wait for her child to watch these videos*

  • @8.-marta-.8
    @8.-marta-.8 5 років тому +1851

    This video is amazing....
    And I also have to pee.

  • @canimunchurbox
    @canimunchurbox 5 років тому +844

    THE BABY IS FINALLY HERE AAAAAAHHH!!!❤❤❤❤😭😭😭

  • @miamoo6788
    @miamoo6788 4 роки тому +1287

    Imagine if Colleen was pregnant during the corona virus and all the toilet Paper she would need 😂
    Edit: yes, i’m aware she is pregnant now lol

  • @joemama-ow4do
    @joemama-ow4do 5 років тому +353

    i love how i relate to this and i'm not even pregnant

  • @hallalopez8998
    @hallalopez8998 5 років тому +118

    At 31 weeks pregnant, I’ve never related to anything more 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Pregnancy, albeit a blessing and really cool, is hard work! I love that you’re so honest about it, because it makes me feel less guilty for having the same thoughts! Whoever said pregnancy makes you radiant and feel amazing was clearly on drugs.

  • @nicolettegraffam-butcher3507
    @nicolettegraffam-butcher3507 5 років тому +4798

    "i feel fat and disgusting every single day"
    this is actually my mood
    edit: i never got so many likes thx👌🏼

  • @jennagrady2402
    @jennagrady2402 4 роки тому +1746

    This is the amount of times Colleen had to pee
    👇🏻

  • @lydiaduree4183
    @lydiaduree4183 5 років тому +584

    Her sarcasm tho 😂😂

    • @tayylcr
      @tayylcr 5 років тому +2

      IKRRR

    • @Okymkk
      @Okymkk 5 років тому +1

      Ikr xD

  • @mack4945
    @mack4945 5 років тому +4184

    older flynn: clicks on video.
    older flynn: watches video
    older flynn: *_i need to pee_*

    • @hahah-1029
      @hahah-1029 5 років тому +4

      You. Popo

    • @zaarahabib
      @zaarahabib 5 років тому +3

      How do ya make it italic

    • @liasuckslmao
      @liasuckslmao 5 років тому +2

      Zaara Habib you have to do the underscore thing
      _ so like this but without the spaces _

    • @mack4945
      @mack4945 5 років тому +2

      @@zaarahabib add underscored at the beginning and end of the sentence or word example _ poop _ but dont add any spaces and it will look like _poop_

    • @spookswashere4298
      @spookswashere4298 5 років тому +1

      _Wowie_

  • @kalayakonrad7375
    @kalayakonrad7375 5 років тому +589

    Famous words from Colleen Ballinger, “I have to pee.”

    • @kurtsyourcobain
      @kurtsyourcobain 5 років тому

      "I realize at 7 am I'm not going to sleep. And I also have to pee" XDD

  • @unknown-ww8ow
    @unknown-ww8ow 3 роки тому +1127

    pov:your watching this after she announced she's having twins

  • @oversplits2810
    @oversplits2810 5 років тому +757

    This iconic intro: Hi! I'm Colleen and I'm soooo pregnant!😂😂😂

  • @laurenmohan6002
    @laurenmohan6002 5 років тому +361

    I’m not pregnant... but I cry about everything and drool toothpaste 😂 😆 Edit: Omg 😮 thanks for all the likes!!

  • @victorias.6270
    @victorias.6270 5 років тому +2302

    My neck, my back
    *her pelvic bone gon’ crack*

    • @justavibe7705
      @justavibe7705 5 років тому +26

      Victoria S. underrated comment

    • @lexibrandi3355
      @lexibrandi3355 5 років тому +16

      bruhh i fractured my pelvis almost 5 years ago.. Im 22 now & terrified about getting pregnant😣

    • @sleepy.axolotls
      @sleepy.axolotls 4 роки тому +8

      It aint a joke

    • @orange.circles402
      @orange.circles402 4 роки тому +2

      Kiowa Cosgrove
      no it’s from a cupcakke song

    • @abigailredding8887
      @abigailredding8887 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Priya-eu1fr
    @Priya-eu1fr 3 роки тому +144

    time for the new pregnant morning routine :)
    who else is here after she announced her second pregnancy?

  • @anushreevigayan2522
    @anushreevigayan2522 5 років тому +448

    “You know what’s fun about being pregnant.Nothing”😂

    • @babzie3257
      @babzie3257 5 років тому +1

      Alyson Kate And what’s fun about having a baby? IT CRYING

    • @ailiab373
      @ailiab373 5 років тому

      @Alyson Kate 🙏You're a blessing

    • @vic4935
      @vic4935 5 років тому

      why is everyone avting like thats an opinion for me thats what its like here just...why??

    • @ailiab373
      @ailiab373 5 років тому +1

      @Alyson Kate No problem lol

    • @meetmewherethestarscollide
      @meetmewherethestarscollide 5 років тому

      Alyson Kate that may be true and children are a joy but most of the time they are little monsters that don’t listen to you and cry and cry and cry and cry for attention until you get a headache and just give in I have a controlled temper but In my head you bet I’m all like “omg will you just shut up right now?!.”raising or watching a kid isn’t always as fun as you’d like to think. not all kids are like this it’s the ones that get what they want even when being bad the ones that don’t get shanked when being bad, In my opinion a good spank to the bottom will make them listen that’s what I got, I got a brush to the bottom if I ever got out of line

  • @shyspeaks9238
    @shyspeaks9238 5 років тому +130

    "It exfoliates your feet. Right now I can't see my feet so when I'm not pregnant I can't wait to try it out" I just love how she said it 😂
    Miranda tried to escape at 3:30 😂

  • @emaana8995
    @emaana8995 5 років тому +152

    When my mom got pregnant, she was in bed rest for about a month in the hospital, even then she threw up constantly. then my little brother was born early even when my mom was on bed rest, he then stayed in the hospital an additional 2 months due to being premature, my little brothers ok now but he’s still a handful, my mom still only gets 2 hours of sleep every night. Moms rock.

  • @lizbeth2591
    @lizbeth2591 3 роки тому +43

    Who's here after she accounted she's pregnant again!!! So excited!!!
    Edit: she's having twins!!!

  • @elizabethrobinson9317
    @elizabethrobinson9317 5 років тому +187

    Sarcasm level 100. I can relate so much, haha, I love you Colleen.

  • @ellaemerson7800
    @ellaemerson7800 5 років тому +278

    Aw I love that you’re donating to childhood cancer!! I had my last chemo 2 weeks ago and I’m 16 :)

  • @emilyleaver800
    @emilyleaver800 5 років тому +2434

    This videos percentages.
    98% peeing
    1% caring about her beauty
    1% average peoples morning.

  • @imribbit8850
    @imribbit8850 3 роки тому +205

    “Everyone tells me, when you get pregnant, your skin gets all beautiful and clear.”
    “THEYRE ALL LIARS.”

    • @corpselizzy
      @corpselizzy 3 роки тому +2

      It's so true tho prior to having my first baby I hardly got acne once I got pregnant with her I started getting cystic acne nearly 3 years later still have problems and I'm pregnant with my 2nd baby and it's gotten less bad

  • @Singly
    @Singly 5 років тому +1748

    omg trisha used the same cleanser. is she pregnant?? *hey whats up you guys*

    • @jessicasteward3169
      @jessicasteward3169 5 років тому +26

      conspiracy theory??!!

    • @miapumo4712
      @miapumo4712 5 років тому +24

      Singly (hey what’s up you guys) YES

    • @sucelpreciado158
      @sucelpreciado158 5 років тому +19

      YAAAASS CALL THE QUEEN SHANE OVER

    • @lanabanana5301
      @lanabanana5301 5 років тому +17

      Singly I've seen so many morning routine videos lately with this cleanser

    • @TheAlessa25
      @TheAlessa25 5 років тому +5

      you forgot "YESSS" lol

  • @marwahshafique5951
    @marwahshafique5951 5 років тому +848

    Coleen should make a song called i have to pee

  • @FabiolaSuarez
    @FabiolaSuarez 5 років тому +741

    EVERY VIDEO YOU PUT WITH THE WORD “PREGNANT” MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY!

  • @EleanorSays
    @EleanorSays 2 роки тому +27

    Watching this again after the Twins pregnancy morning routine!

  • @Dave-hw9ye
    @Dave-hw9ye 5 років тому +330

    THE SARCASM IN HER VOICE THOUGH. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nataliesoutlet
    @nataliesoutlet 5 років тому +2838

    Hahahah love this!!! 💖😂😂😂

    • @skslska1074
      @skslska1074 5 років тому +6

      Me too

    • @allyynnaa3137
      @allyynnaa3137 5 років тому +5

      Same ❤️

    • @mariahsrandom1256
      @mariahsrandom1256 5 років тому +12

      I love u Natalie!!!!!!!!!💗💗💗

    • @hel0nzzz
      @hel0nzzz 5 років тому +4

      Natalies Outlet ikr

    • @luvemmy2114
      @luvemmy2114 5 років тому +10

      Hey NATALIE!!! Ilysm😻
      And I'm soooo excited to hear this sane news from you as well😍💜😚

  • @gemmarosemary7029
    @gemmarosemary7029 5 років тому +271

    “pregnancy has done wonders for my self confidence, I feel fat and disgusting every single day!”
    I’m not pregnant but same.

    • @fionn9816
      @fionn9816 5 років тому +3

      Sadly i can relate

    • @frankieshay
      @frankieshay 5 років тому +2

      Gemma Leavy QUEEN.

  • @chloewanwan
    @chloewanwan 3 роки тому +39

    Now Colleen is gonna have twins 👯‍♀️ 👶🏻👶🏻❤️

  • @RachelNielsen
    @RachelNielsen 5 років тому +566

    this is a whole mood and im not even pregnant colleen youre the QUEEN of creativity 😂

  • @isramofty3432
    @isramofty3432 5 років тому +270

    *the sarcasm in this video is just...wow*

  • @ShaShanDIY
    @ShaShanDIY 5 років тому +448

    Omg, you're so funny! Can't wait until the baby arrive! Happy birthday week, Colleen! ❤

    • @mia2222
      @mia2222 5 років тому +1

      I see you everywhere!

    • @elizabethmae8048
      @elizabethmae8048 5 років тому

      It’s my birth week too

    • @MrRoel1969
      @MrRoel1969 5 років тому

      @@mia2222 same

    • @Hello-eo7zk
      @Hello-eo7zk 5 років тому

      Sha&Shan DIY I can’t wait as well 🤪👌🏽

    • @vampirexia
      @vampirexia 5 років тому +1

      I always see u on her vids and u have so many subs Sha&ShanDIY

  • @axinxlla3895
    @axinxlla3895 3 роки тому +47

    Colleen: *doesn’t a showers because she wants to lay back down and she is in pain*
    me: I- I just.. will skip school tomorrow.. I don’t want to take a shower..
    (This is still in my recommended after 2 years)

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 роки тому

      You just have to go on Roblox just in case that I just be there with you it doesn't make sense how am I going to get there maybe at 10:00 or maybe tomorrow

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 роки тому

      Hi you take out for you it's after 1:00 so bye

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 роки тому

      I was just going to come to sit up you should sell food I love to that's the 2:00 so just go to bed and shut up bye

    • @eniolakowo3417
      @eniolakowo3417 3 роки тому

      I'll say bun in Roblox you took all my stuff so you're the one in Roblox betrayed me so I'm not being in front of you so I just kill my friends in Roblox

  • @irisdv6824
    @irisdv6824 5 років тому +269

    Can you do a night time routine? Pleaseee
    Edit: the likes holy crap

  • @deborahvillanueva4825
    @deborahvillanueva4825 5 років тому +274

    It Kinda funny the tone of your voice whenever you talk about how stressful being pregnant is.

    • @rome57
      @rome57 5 років тому

      it sounds like when she is acting like Miranda sings💋

  • @hellothere2904
    @hellothere2904 5 років тому +499

    “Also I have to pee” 😂😂

  • @Lolee56
    @Lolee56 3 роки тому +27

    I never had acne before pregnancy but being pregnant with my son my face just exploded with hormonal acne

  • @teentony2181
    @teentony2181 5 років тому +300

    Colleen, I am CRACKING at this video!!

    • @144rappar
      @144rappar 5 років тому +1

      i relate hahahah btw your channel is soo funny like LMAOOO :DDD

    • @thejackandtomshow2776
      @thejackandtomshow2776 5 років тому

      Tony, I don't care!!

  • @justhere1710
    @justhere1710 5 років тому +1714

    "I have to pee"
    -Colleen Ballinger 2018

    • @minisuperwomen4893
      @minisuperwomen4893 5 років тому +6

      I'm a lonely potato I have no friends

    • @aloe4497
      @aloe4497 5 років тому +6

      Hi potato 🥔

    • @justhere1710
      @justhere1710 5 років тому +7

      Hey, we shall all be one big happy potato family!!

    • @aloe4497
      @aloe4497 5 років тому +4

      Alaysia the potato 🥔 YAY!!!

    • @justhere1710
      @justhere1710 5 років тому +3

      Songs And more songs Lol

  • @nq7419
    @nq7419 5 років тому +989

    This is also my morning routine except I’m not pregnant...

  • @emmastitch2514
    @emmastitch2514 3 роки тому +10

    1:29 I love how Colleen is like awkwardly presenting the bottle to us and it made me laugh soooooo hard

  • @a1s1
    @a1s1 5 років тому +90

    honestly once you have the baby and start making videos again, your intro needs to be "hi i'm colleen and i'm NOT pregnant" 😂

  • @gatorleia
    @gatorleia 5 років тому +55

    so excited for the sarcasm

  • @whitdogwhatsup6289
    @whitdogwhatsup6289 5 років тому +168

    *GET THAT SPONSOR GUURL!* This was hilarious!!!! Much Love Mama😁💚

  • @user-yz6be7dv4k
    @user-yz6be7dv4k 4 роки тому +115

    *fun fact, it's so hard to grow and push out a baby that in the end, it's exactly as hard as climbing Mount Everest 3 times*

  • @hdjdhfhfhfhhahefeb1566
    @hdjdhfhfhfhhahefeb1566 5 років тому +884

    Literally half this video is
    I HAVE TO PEE

  • @kyarudd2093
    @kyarudd2093 5 років тому +579

    "Hi everyone, I'm Colleen and I am sooo pregnant."
    LMAO😂😂❤️❤️

  • @shelleynobleart
    @shelleynobleart 5 років тому +132

    I'm a huge fan of Colleen's. I see her as a modern comedic genius. I mean, look how today she was able to make this pregnancy experience into her own brand of video comedy. Truly funny. Some of what she says at times strikes me as different than I might want her to feel or how I'd prefer her to view things but she is always true to herself and that in itself is admirable. Happy Birthday and all good things to her.

  • @jaymorell6880
    @jaymorell6880 3 роки тому +16

    I nearly peed myself laughing at the start when it’s I NEEDED TO PEE

  • @TorrieHalz3
    @TorrieHalz3 5 років тому +644

    once your child is born and they start rebelling you should show them this video to make them feel guilty

    • @mari9702
      @mari9702 5 років тому +4

      she's having a boy.

    • @_-_-_-_3541
      @_-_-_-_3541 5 років тому +1

      So true

    • @TorrieHalz3
      @TorrieHalz3 5 років тому +1

      Pickle Ree Congrats to her

    • @ultjas
      @ultjas 5 років тому +2

      Oof youngjae

    • @TorrieHalz3
      @TorrieHalz3 5 років тому +3

      joon oof youngjae stan

  • @kittiee333
    @kittiee333 5 років тому +226

    To ALL the haters, I am a Mommy of two and currently pregnant with my third. I can tell you EVERY pregnancy is 100% DIFFERENT!!! My first pregnancy was a breeze! No problems no symptoms no nothing. It was the best for me. My second was the same until I was 6 months I started getting really bad ligament pains that caused me to stop working. Go figure. I was in pain on and off for the rest of my pregnancy. 🤷 Now my third... It has been the HARDEST by far!!! Literally going through all the symptoms and more. I am only 19 weeks and I cannot do much walking because it's so painful. I "complain" a lot too. A lot of people think it's "easy" all around but it's not always the case! So shut the hell up already! Let her rant! That doesn't mean she doesn't love her son. I am in her shoes and I love my baby but I don't enjoy how this pregnancy is taking it's toll on me.

    • @RS-xy1zv
      @RS-xy1zv 5 років тому +2

      Same boat for me. On my first and I feel like mat leave is gonna come early for me.

    • @Kassiann1
      @Kassiann1 5 років тому +3

      Wow! My three pregnancies have literally been identical to yours! Why is the third so hard??? I’m 21 weeks and sort of feel like I’m dying lol!

    • @Sundaylove33
      @Sundaylove33 5 років тому +1

      Preach momma preach!! 🙏🏽🙌🏽

    • @kittiee333
      @kittiee333 5 років тому +2

      @@RS-xy1zv it happens, but women choose not to speak out on it because of the backlash it brings.

    • @danyaamarsh
      @danyaamarsh 5 років тому +3

      @@kittiee333 i really wish it wasn't that way and I am glad that Colleen is speaking up for all of those who are misinformed

  • @TheJonesFamily
    @TheJonesFamily 5 років тому +326

    We are all excited to meet the baby 👶
    Who’s excited for Christmas? Xxx

    • @existence.7360
      @existence.7360 5 років тому

      MEEEEEEEE

    • @rhysh1
      @rhysh1 5 років тому

      Me

    • @shelby.equine0594
      @shelby.equine0594 5 років тому

      meeee

    • @lulluuss
      @lulluuss 5 років тому +1

      The Jones Family WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING GOD PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT CHRISTMAS IS NOT THE ONLY HOLIDAY IN THIS TIME OF RHE YEAR

    • @bellacorra1627
      @bellacorra1627 5 років тому

      Mee!!

  • @brightfuture6324
    @brightfuture6324 4 роки тому +31

    “The magic of pregnancy” sounds like something I’d watch in health class

  • @inactiveaccount4398
    @inactiveaccount4398 5 років тому +246

    YOUR SARCASM IM LIVING

  • @bridget9012
    @bridget9012 5 років тому +297

    Omg THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

  • @ajj5668
    @ajj5668 5 років тому +525

    **DISCLAIMER**
    peeing is colleens new proffession

  • @raven._.beastboy
    @raven._.beastboy 4 роки тому +34

    I love how she has a smile on her face 😂

  • @winnieheart
    @winnieheart 5 років тому +133

    Pregnancy isn't easy!! Thanks for showing the other side as well! You are a strong powerful woman, and you got this Colleen! 💖💖

  • @sonialopez5090
    @sonialopez5090 5 років тому +152

    Who else loves the sarcasm in the beginning?
    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit. In the whole video

    • @elliegrace6379
      @elliegrace6379 5 років тому

      Sonia Lopez But... you didn’t edit it :O

    • @sonialopez5090
      @sonialopez5090 5 років тому +1

      I Dunno
      I did the edit was..”The whole video”

    • @Abi-dv5jn
      @Abi-dv5jn 5 років тому

      Hahahaha ikr the beginning was great!!

    • @sienna463
      @sienna463 5 років тому

      Sonia Lopez me 🤣

  • @carolinanoguera4001
    @carolinanoguera4001 5 років тому +140

    When my mom was pregnant with me, she went to a bunch of doctors because she thought I was dead because I literally didn’t move or kick at all.
    And then, came my sister. She was the complete opposite of me. She still is.

    • @maylee-
      @maylee- 5 років тому +6

      My mom said brother didnt move or kick either and the doctors told her he was always asleep. Even when he was born he was ALWAYS sleeping.

    • @ykmick
      @ykmick 5 років тому

      @@maylee- that's mr

    • @hunimsisterstarvingandalso1228
      @hunimsisterstarvingandalso1228 5 років тому

      That’s exactly what happened to me

  • @lukerodger5935
    @lukerodger5935 4 роки тому +42

    3:02
    Colleen:I fell fat and disgusting every single day
    Me: i’m not pregnant and I always feel like that

  • @kylsann
    @kylsann 5 років тому +142

    1:00 AM: I wake up to pee
    1:30 AM: I wake up to pee
    2:00 AM: I wake up to pee
    2:30 AM: I wake up because breathing problems
    3:00 AM: Shoulder problems and I have to pee
    4:00 AM: back pain and I have too pee
    4:30 AM: Waking up to a child kicking and j have too pee
    5:00
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    7:00: releases that you get no sleep and you have too pee

    • @corinnamayy
      @corinnamayy 5 років тому +9

      Wow thanks so much, didn't hear it the first time at all

    • @kylsann
      @kylsann 5 років тому

      :) 😋😋

  • @CookingLessonsforDad
    @CookingLessonsforDad 5 років тому +613

    I think eating more is a pregnancy bonus!

    • @pendingauthor2536
      @pendingauthor2536 5 років тому +2

      Cooking Lessons for Dad wouldn’t you need to pee more?

    • @ryleejean2738
      @ryleejean2738 5 років тому

      Cooking Lessons for Dad that’s a mood

    • @katherinabiallas6774
      @katherinabiallas6774 5 років тому +3

      Unless your internal organs are so squished already that your stomach can’t hold a decent sized meal 🤣

    • @azaleakatzenberger8162
      @azaleakatzenberger8162 5 років тому +6

      No. Heart burn. Acid reflux. Excessive Weight gain. The term “eating for two” is a joke. Pregnant women only need to eat 100-300 cals more depending on what stage of pregnancy they are in. Trust me I gained extra weight because I believed the “eat for two”

    • @videofan1010
      @videofan1010 5 років тому +1

      Some people often feel really nauseous or physically sick so eating is a challenge.

  • @giaanne4699
    @giaanne4699 5 років тому +256

    Hey, that’s the same as mine, except I’m not pregnant.

  • @ellaine0412
    @ellaine0412 3 роки тому +4

    1:22
    The way she says, "ThERe ArE All LiARs!" 😂
    This has been BY FAR. THE. BEST. MORNING. ROUTINE. EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! LOVE ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!

  • @KarappoNeko
    @KarappoNeko 5 років тому +224

    There’s a movie called “What to expect when you’re expecting” that has different ways people deal with pregnancy and having a baby in general (like adoption, and the different types of pains and aches that the person feels, and the scary stuff too that I’m not gonna write down)

    • @starsshinebright4528
      @starsshinebright4528 5 років тому +5

      Marzipanotaku16 I love that movie. My favorite part is where that one girl sneezes on the birth bed and the baby comes out 😂

    • @chummyloca
      @chummyloca 5 років тому

      I love that movie!

    • @lifeasl5137
      @lifeasl5137 5 років тому

      Marzipanotaku16 I've watched that lmao 😂

    • @FabulousPearl
      @FabulousPearl 5 років тому +1

      I watched that movie about three months before I got pregnant. I'm 12 weeks now

    • @4life930
      @4life930 5 років тому +1

      Fierce Nikki I love that movie its funny and realistic not one of those movies where the lady only throws up in the morning and has a perfect pregnancy. But this movie is 100% realistic like pains, High risk pregnancy, financial crisis, etc.

  • @seofaz
    @seofaz 5 років тому +496

    Ha this is my life as a disabled person. Literally swap out any time she says pregnant to disabled and boom it’s my life 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @alienpotatosquid7850
      @alienpotatosquid7850 5 років тому +5

      same

    • @sammaliu
      @sammaliu 5 років тому

      What’s your disability

    • @seofaz
      @seofaz 5 років тому

      Smashrush Rules just put them above x

    • @seofaz
      @seofaz 5 років тому +7

      Smashrush Rules
      Ehlers Danlos Syndrome( which is faulty collagen in every part of the body. Collagen holds everything together too so I dislocate, have issues with most body systems and have chronic pain) Mast Cell Activation Disorder, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, IBS.
      There’s loads of symptoms for each thing but yeah chronic pain, allergies, fainting, having to pee a lot, pelvic pain are some that I have the same as Colleen

    • @amelie9297
      @amelie9297 5 років тому +2

      EDS here too 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

  • @samimcfetridge6984
    @samimcfetridge6984 5 років тому +30

    i cant wait until he is born omg i will literally sob

  • @molebogengbochilo9813
    @molebogengbochilo9813 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you so much for your time and consideration 😊😊

  • @funnymoments2686
    @funnymoments2686 5 років тому +289

    Pregnant morning routine ---------------Coleen promoting products 😂😂

    • @meganhugehs
      @meganhugehs 5 років тому +10

      She does more than just promoting products!
      She also pees!

    • @ashton7692
      @ashton7692 5 років тому

      BTS has us Jungshook
      I knew what was coming even before I scrolled down! 😂

    • @Rhilove1234
      @Rhilove1234 5 років тому

      And peeing

  • @Kayla-sn9eg
    @Kayla-sn9eg 5 років тому +68

    I clicked right when I saw

  • @heathergreen9006
    @heathergreen9006 5 років тому +56

    I'm not sick of pregnancy videos they are amazing

  • @geoanddanofficial
    @geoanddanofficial 3 роки тому +3

    Lol I've been following you forever and don't know how I missed this gem!!! I had terrible pregnancies and totally felt like I was never allowed to complain because of friends and family who couldn't get pregnant (which I wish I could have so many babies to carry for them), but everything you said in here was exactly how I felt through my pregnancies. As well as throwing up 20 times a day for 9 months and horrid migraines! We need to normalize rough pregnancies.

  • @valdiseemrynn7017
    @valdiseemrynn7017 5 років тому +78

    HMM what to wear? What to wear?
    *OH wait I have Only 2 options!*
    1. *A maternity Dress*
    2. *A maternity shirt and leggings*
    Basically my mood 24/7😂

  • @Vanessablack0321
    @Vanessablack0321 5 років тому +176

    Watch her have to pee before, during, and after she edits and posts this video
    🤣😂🤣

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    @kristinford516 5 років тому +446

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    • @natymik1096
      @natymik1096 5 років тому

      Maybe once. .. she has to poo

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      @maddiethatbloxer2419 5 років тому

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    • @isabelyepez5889
      @isabelyepez5889 5 років тому

      No one needs to know that that's disgusting okay

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      @natymik1096 5 років тому +1

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    • @sheyanneweaver4250
      @sheyanneweaver4250 5 років тому

      Lucy Joy what was that for

  • @lillithbazeley7843
    @lillithbazeley7843 3 роки тому +16

    Who else is back because she just announced she was pregnant with twins

  • @nadiacampagnaro8383
    @nadiacampagnaro8383 5 років тому +128

    When you realize babies are really expensive so you gotta get those brand deals

  • @alondraflores8010
    @alondraflores8010 5 років тому +347

    SHE GAVE BIRTH!👏🏽❤️ GO QUEEN

    • @morganmarshall881
      @morganmarshall881 5 років тому +2

      Why did u put a patato next to the heart?

    • @prinxess.1x34
      @prinxess.1x34 5 років тому +2

      Morgan Marshall it’s a clapping hand smh 🙄

    • @lanaxo9655
      @lanaxo9655 5 років тому

      @@morganmarshall881 you stooopid

    • @morganmarshall881
      @morganmarshall881 5 років тому +1

      IK ITS A VLAPPING HANDS EMOJI

  • @ella.smith_2236
    @ella.smith_2236 5 років тому +246

    You are gonna be the best Mum ever! I know that some people are saying; “stop whining gosh be grateful bla Bala bla”! Don’t listen to them! We love u and your bubba! 🍼 like of u agree cuz I like never get any! ☺️ (edit: thanks for all the likes!)

  • @chloefalcasantos6923
    @chloefalcasantos6923 4 роки тому +28

    3:55 miranda's burp