YouTube Polyglots Must Be Stopped

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    Description: Since the dawn of man, people have wanted to learn different languages. And since the dawn of the internet there have been those that have tried to exploit them. In this video we talk about the dishonest business of UA-cam polyglots & how they misrepresent the language learning process whether it is to sell some course or get internet clout.
    NOTE: DO NOT HARASS ANY OF THE PEOPLE SHOWN IN THE VIDEO! This video is not about these people but the actions of lying on the internet. I don't know any of them & this is just a criticism of their content not their persons.
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  • @LivingIronicallyinEurope
    @LivingIronicallyinEurope  3 місяці тому +145

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  • @LanguageSimp
    @LanguageSimp 3 місяці тому +4566

    I agree. I must be stopped.

    • @benjaminsfiligoj6348
      @benjaminsfiligoj6348 3 місяці тому +119

      I love your channel

    • @WaterFruitTree
      @WaterFruitTree 3 місяці тому +90

      But he cannot be stopped

    • @svedenska4535
      @svedenska4535 3 місяці тому +30

      But would you lose?

    • @scben
      @scben 3 місяці тому +150

      Only Language Simp can stop Language Simp. Only Language Simp can stop Language Simp from stopping Language Simp.

    • @abderrahmanhamdi6595
      @abderrahmanhamdi6595 3 місяці тому +22

      lets agree to disagree

  • @theplasmaistplasma6613
    @theplasmaistplasma6613 3 місяці тому +3396

    “White guy SHOCKS 🤯 Jesus by speaking PERFECT Aramaic at the McDonalds drive-through!😨”

    • @goatgamer001
      @goatgamer001 3 місяці тому +50

      Bruh😳

    • @Teutius
      @Teutius 3 місяці тому +88

      Fakecel Speaks Perfect Adamic God-Head Dialect to Truecel Saint 🤯🤯

    • @abandonwareguru
      @abandonwareguru 3 місяці тому +16

      Wrong Jesus bro

    • @Monkechnology
      @Monkechnology 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@Teutius(Rare truechud dialect)

    • @Vemberwost
      @Vemberwost 3 місяці тому +17

      you don't even have to speak the language in those videos to know the "perfect" and "flawless" is probably bs 😂

  • @markwuahlbuargg4780
    @markwuahlbuargg4780 3 місяці тому +1235

    I used to be impressed by those fake polyglot until I heard one absolutely desecrate my native language while claiming to be fluent.

    • @DoofyGilmore1299
      @DoofyGilmore1299 3 місяці тому +27

      lmao same thing here that guy should be allowed to speak my native language

    • @Kurumiinho
      @Kurumiinho 3 місяці тому +1

      My native language is Portuguese and one of these "fluent in 69 languages" polyglots TRIED to speak it in a video. According to him, he was speaking fluent Brazilian Portuguese, but in reality it sounded like a Hindu native trying to speak BR PT with a Rio de Janeiro accent but ended up sounding like a retarded Portuguese lmao. Without mentioning the fake polyglot starter pack which is spamming people with random phrases to pretend he was fluent but all he was saying was "I like learning languages. Let's drink beer! Hi, how are you? I like learning languages. How are you? Let's drink beer. How are you?" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Catimixto
      @Catimixto 2 місяці тому +87

      I appreaciate when someone learns spanish as a foreign language but I've heard a few polyglots just pretending to be fluent for clout, I couldn't understand a word they said, especially in the video 2 polyglots speak 21 languages

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 2 місяці тому +5

      Who?

    • @bendover-bz4bc
      @bendover-bz4bc 2 місяці тому

      I already knew those were fake. Learning more than 3 languages at full fluency is simply impossible. You cannot learn more than 3 languages. Of you can learn 4th language but only if that new language has any trace of previous languages you learnt. All those 8 language polyglot are fake. They just know few basic greeting in all other languages

  • @DeepWater-rm8vo
    @DeepWater-rm8vo 3 місяці тому +657

    I remember when I did a language course in Russian and one girl there (who was from Montenegro) said “Yeah I’m fluent in Bosnian, Serbian, Montenegrin and Croatian besides English” and another guy in the course (Croatian) just replied “I admire that you can say this sentence with a straight face”. Only years later did I understand what he meant lol

    • @mikiandfriends1820
      @mikiandfriends1820 2 місяці тому

      There is quite the difference, but you will sound like a peasant and use many coloquisam, which even natives likely do not know.

    • @Umayyadmapper
      @Umayyadmapper 2 місяці тому +142

      that's kinda like claiming that you speak american , british , austrailian english XD

    • @zivkovicable
      @zivkovicable 2 місяці тому +40

      My friend is a professional translator. Some of his jobs involve translating between Croatian & Serbian. This is harder than it sounds because they are so similar. & i bet your Montenegrin friend was lying that she was fluent, and would slip up on slight differences in vocabulary and pronunciation. .

    • @shelookstome8727
      @shelookstome8727 2 місяці тому +60

      @@zivkovicable Similar? They're basically the same language lol

    • @firefail105
      @firefail105 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Umayyadmapper
      Oh I thought it was because those are languages of ethnicities that despise each other

  • @clouds-rb9xt
    @clouds-rb9xt 3 місяці тому +4830

    I love Language Simp. He just parodies everything about these polyglot channels

    • @nightvision999
      @nightvision999 3 місяці тому +315

      Yeah, I think he should get a pass

    • @saheedthegreat6770
      @saheedthegreat6770 3 місяці тому +119

      he the goat fr

    • @leserb9228
      @leserb9228 3 місяці тому +379

      Yeah, but thanks to him, i learned the Ancient Albanian Sign Language.

    • @tadesubaru1383
      @tadesubaru1383 3 місяці тому +308

      The only hyper polyglot gigachad who is attractive to every woman
      And man in the planet

    • @K00LSP00L
      @K00LSP00L 3 місяці тому +8

      I was gonna comment that

  • @ATeTortenelemPuskad
    @ATeTortenelemPuskad 3 місяці тому +1849

    Over the course of history, people have developed countless ways to torture themselves and others. One of them is learning Hungarian.
    Edit: holy moly thanks for 1600 likes!

    • @nenadpopov3601
      @nenadpopov3601 3 місяці тому +59

      I tried it and I almost cried before every lesson, I got to A2 lvl on my own and then I just got overwhelmed because I bit more then I could chew and I just gave up, but I know I will be back, if I don't learn it I will regret it for the rest of my life, I just feel angry to let it go when I already got to A2 on my own.

    • @echowoods4869
      @echowoods4869 3 місяці тому +34

      ​@@nenadpopov3601 If you feel overwhelmed, it's okay to take a break. Sometimes the human mind needs time to process. It's already an honor to have foreign people show interest towards our undoubtedly hard and not very well known language.
      Cheers from Hungary ✌️✌️✌️! Sok szerencsét!

    • @TamasCserhati
      @TamasCserhati 3 місяці тому +44

      As a hungarian I can comfirm, that we too get confused by our own language sometimes.

    • @nenadpopov3601
      @nenadpopov3601 3 місяці тому +26

      @@echowoods4869 Strange thing is after a year living in Hungary it was still very hard for me to separate the words when I listen to Hungarian, I only speak English as a foreign langauge but for example when I hear Spanish I can hear every word even I don't speak a word of Spanish but with Hungarian it's not like that, I have to tune in to the language and really feel it but I still haven't figured out how to do that because Hungarian is so unique, but one more reason I want to learn it, because nobody has the balls to try lol, köszönöm szépen barátom 😁

    • @Xeridas
      @Xeridas 3 місяці тому +8

      there is only one way to learn Hungarian, yes i am a polyglot(Romanian,English,German,Spanish) trying to learn Hungarian (Beautiful women), use your left hand to write and get shitfaced every time u attempt to use the language, thus u can butcher the language constantly and no one will get mad(aka Simple Joe Style), since let´s face it, mastering Hungarian is IMPOSIBLE

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 3 місяці тому +417

    Of course I speak many languages! I speak English, British, American, Canadian, Australian, New Zealander, Jamaican, and Guyanese

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 3 місяці тому +4

      You also speak Dutch

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 місяці тому +33

      I know what the joke is but Jamaican and Guyanese are creole languages so you probably don’t speak those

    • @zander_the_space_nerd
      @zander_the_space_nerd 3 місяці тому +3

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 But with a little practice you can speak them, its not as hard as a new language

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 3 місяці тому

      @@zander_the_space_nerd oh ok

    • @funny3591
      @funny3591 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@goldenfiberwheat238Creoles of any language are fairly easy for people who speak the standard dialect of a language to speak with some practice, it's just that they're noticeably more difficult to understand compared to other dialects. Still, dialects are easier to learn compared to new languages.

  • @calebdunlap7566
    @calebdunlap7566 Місяць тому +91

    I can speak 754 languages. 753 of them I just made up and they all contain 1 word. Checkmate polyglots

    • @AntoineAUBERT-fb7tj
      @AntoineAUBERT-fb7tj 16 днів тому

      What are the 753 words then ? ;)

    • @jelletje8
      @jelletje8 11 днів тому +5

      @@AntoineAUBERT-fb7tj a, aa, aaa, aaaa, aaaaa, aaaaa, aaaaaa...

    • @platitron9143
      @platitron9143 4 дні тому +1

      I haven't laugh that well in a long time oh lord

  • @stefan-simionsamfirescu6122
    @stefan-simionsamfirescu6122 3 місяці тому +614

    Ancient Albanian sign language ☠️🇦🇱🦅

    • @caseyjones5145
      @caseyjones5145 3 місяці тому +47

      Vladdy daddy

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 3 місяці тому

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    • @ThePanEthiopian
      @ThePanEthiopian 3 місяці тому +32

      🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅
      I said Kosovo ështe Serbia

    • @mr.jitterspam9552
      @mr.jitterspam9552 3 місяці тому +13

      ​@@ThePanEthiopianpolitical bait used to be more creative

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 місяці тому +5

      @ThePanEthiopian
      I don't even know the language and yet I know what's written here

  • @arandomwatcher8174
    @arandomwatcher8174 3 місяці тому +1401

    Romanian here. French is harder than beating Satan to death

    • @AnDrEi_aLeXaNdRu
      @AnDrEi_aLeXaNdRu 3 місяці тому +164

      As another Romanian that is lerning french at school for nearly 7 years still Don't know shi t in french

    • @mariogamer8391
      @mariogamer8391 3 місяці тому +205

      Romanian here, tried French for aproximately 5 minutes then switched to German and actually started enjoying my life

    • @sergioochoa913
      @sergioochoa913 3 місяці тому +49

      Just croak bro. Is how you speak frog

    • @DarkAsasin16
      @DarkAsasin16 3 місяці тому

      Hungarian that lives in Romania here, me and all my classmates hate french

    • @meelooxavier6502
      @meelooxavier6502 3 місяці тому +35

      Mai non! Le Francais n'est pas tres difficile, frațică :))

  • @Carloshache
    @Carloshache 3 місяці тому +460

    Janos is such a great polyglot, he even speaks Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian, Montenegrin, Hercegovinian, Yugoslavian, Northern North-Macedonian, Serbocroatian, Southern Slovene and Slavic Kosovan!

    • @hoi-polloi1863
      @hoi-polloi1863 3 місяці тому +116

      I speak English, American, and Canadian. In an emergency I can get by in Australian. However, I've never understood a single word spoken to me by a Welshman.

    • @maxfeeldcomp
      @maxfeeldcomp 3 місяці тому +54

      I speak Austrian, Liechtensteinian, Northern-Swiss, a dialect similar to Luxembourgish, Far-East-Belgian, South-Danish, South-Tirolese, Alsassian, Pennsylvanian Dutch and even German!

    • @lifeamateur2813
      @lifeamateur2813 3 місяці тому +2

      @@maxfeeldcomp no shit you speak Pennsylvanian Dutch, it evolved independently for some 100-200 years and is alive in some weird religious communities so it definitely wasn't normalized to modern German like other things you mentioned ;)

    • @iskanderaga-ali3353
      @iskanderaga-ali3353 3 місяці тому +3

      Don't forget Währing Viennese

    • @propagandalf123
      @propagandalf123 3 місяці тому +15

      I am also a polyglot. I speak German, English, Standard High German, normal German, slightly posh German and not to forget every day German (ok, and I studied Japanese at University so I know a little of that as well)

  • @norielgames4765
    @norielgames4765 3 місяці тому +324

    2:55 bro, Luke is a Latin teacher xD
    He speaks it fluently, and talks about all sorts of topics both with other latin speakers (catholic priests) and other scholars. He has tons of videos teaching you latin, which I've watched. He's the reason I can understand Latin reasonably well and even speak a few sentences.
    He also knows classical Greek, and has videos explaining the Greek origin of many words in science, and what they mean. He knows multiple variations of Latin, and has studied the different sound shifts from old Latin to classical Latin to vulgar Latin.
    He doesn't even claim to know anything wild, he's only ever claimed he speaks Latin, Greek and English, all of which I've heard him speak fluently for (not exaggerating) tens of hours. He's been featured in multiple other channels because he's an expert in the language.
    I've even seen him speak Italian Spanish and Romanian and since I'm a Romanian and Spanish native speaker I can tell you his pronunciation is quite good, yet I've never seen him claim he speaks those languages.
    If that's not humility nothing is.
    I demand that you kneel down and cry for forgiveness.
    Other than that I agree with everything said in your video.

    • @NmLs42
      @NmLs42 3 місяці тому +43

      He does speak Italian, as he has lived in Rome for quite some time. He's appeared on a few Italian-speaking channels like Podcast Italiano, and his Italian is really good.

    • @charles-thomasperron252
      @charles-thomasperron252 3 місяці тому +31

      Yes !! The guy doesn’t base his pronunciation on nothing btw, Andrea Calabrese, an Italian linguist, is the one he based is pronunciation on.
      The fact that he can speak live and have a conversation about basically every subject he knows something about is quite telling that he’s fluent

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 3 місяці тому +3

      Once you know vulgar Latin, you basically know almost-Italian.

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 3 місяці тому +7

      @@ReaperCH90 and Spanish and Romanian. There's this guy Farya Faraji who has songs in vulgar Latin, and as a speaker of both Spanish and Romanian it feels like a mix between all of them.

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 3 місяці тому

      indeed!@@charles-thomasperron252

  • @andreaspersson1343
    @andreaspersson1343 3 місяці тому +687

    Language Simp is satire on this exact topic and Luke Ranieri from polýMATHY is a Latin & Ancient Greek teacher. One of his later videos is 2,5 hours long and called "Greek Pronunciation in Ancient Rome: The Variants of Lucian Pronunciation". Not exactly Omegle polyglot clickbait with three memorized phrases. A few of his videos are him outside, trying out Latin with modern day priests in Rome etc. for fun. Not sure these two should be in this video.

    • @samrodrigues3199
      @samrodrigues3199 3 місяці тому +151

      Yepp, those two guys are great and absurdly talented in their own ways. Especially Luke, guy has a hell of a resume

    • @zizzyballuba4373
      @zizzyballuba4373 3 місяці тому +46

      this whole vid is clickbait

    • @hoi-polloi1863
      @hoi-polloi1863 3 місяці тому +33

      @@zizzyballuba4373 I mostly stayed just for the German anime girls. And hoping for more clips of Ranieri and his desperate quest to speak Latin to anyone who will stand still. I love that guy.

    • @nicolaramoso3286
      @nicolaramoso3286 3 місяці тому +12

      He also speaks fluent Italian!

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, but he uses a hideous reconstructed pronunciation which is just grating on the ears; so it doesn't matter how good he is, he's obnoxious.

  • @EpicgamerwinXD6669
    @EpicgamerwinXD6669 3 місяці тому +1455

    A few years ago I saw a video by a polyglot claiming that French will be the new linga franka of the world since so many African countries use French as their official language. This statement aged extremely badly as now the French language is being purged from many nations in Africa after the series of military coups last year.

    • @weiserwolf580
      @weiserwolf580 3 місяці тому +212

      don't worry, they will replace it with the language of their new masters, Russian

    • @maavet2351
      @maavet2351 3 місяці тому

      Probably for the best​@@weiserwolf580

    • @filiperosa7496
      @filiperosa7496 3 місяці тому +8

      Where is the language being purged?

    • @filiperosa7496
      @filiperosa7496 3 місяці тому +27

      The coups that I see make the coup declaration in french

    • @extrage3061
      @extrage3061 3 місяці тому

      @@filiperosa7496 bro just google it yourself, but I have seen this too.

  • @finnbarrett3845
    @finnbarrett3845 3 місяці тому +136

    I’m learning Chinese, it doesn’t take 5 weeks it takes blood, iron and steel

    • @AkuraChan3821
      @AkuraChan3821 3 місяці тому +5

      Im learning Chinese too

    • @Designed1
      @Designed1 2 місяці тому +1

      and chronic arthritis too

    • @salvadoran_uwu
      @salvadoran_uwu 2 місяці тому +1

      その際、日本語を勉強します。

    • @klbn6
      @klbn6 Місяць тому +2

      @@salvadoran_uwu ive only been studying for 2 years but this shit is machine translated

    • @salvadoran_uwu
      @salvadoran_uwu Місяць тому +1

      @@klbn6 It was written by me. 自分で書かれたそれは

  • @AbbieAj1
    @AbbieAj1 3 місяці тому +69

    After learning German for a year and a half, I met a guy who was very fluent and said he had only been learning for about 2 months. It made me feel very inadequate and like I should have been further along. But then I find out, Its actually 2 months since he started RELEARNING the language after a 3 year hiatus, Before which he had studied for 10 years! It was very deceptive. Never compare yourself to other people, but also if something seems too good to be true it usually is.

    • @danwetalex
      @danwetalex 2 місяці тому

      I learned German and reached a C1 level (and got the goddamn certificate) in 18 months. The thing is, it took a lot of drills, a deep forced immersion into the language, quit my job when I reached B1+ to be able to keep up, and a lot of general work and perusal of grammar and reference books.
      After that, I traveled to Germany. After not being able to understand anything for 1 week, I could adjust myself to the language and the people. It was a tough, yet enjoyable ride. To this day, I'm still learning it.

    • @dimensionninja4929
      @dimensionninja4929 2 місяці тому +2

      ich lerne deutsche, ich benutze est mit ein Deutscher mensch. Und er sagte
      "ist mein deutsche gut oder?"
      "hmmm Nicht schlect"
      that was a big confidence boost

    • @salvadoran_uwu
      @salvadoran_uwu 2 місяці тому +2

      I do the same 😃, I've been learning Japanese for 4 years, and there are months that I don't feel like to studying at all, so I distract myself by playing videogames instead of studying, after some days, I re learn what I already knew, and it works like magic, I remember a lot of things.

    • @FransceneJK98
      @FransceneJK98 2 місяці тому +1

      I’m a native German speaker and I can tell you that he lied. No way he learned German to fluency level in 2 months. Not unless he studied it for a long time before that. Absolutely not. Don’t believe everything people tell you. I’m working on learning Dutch which is very similar to German and easy to learn for German speakers but not even I can learn Dutch in 2 months. Just doesn’t happen.

    • @edwardelric5019
      @edwardelric5019 Місяць тому

      ​@@danwetalexBravo! Hier in Deutschland sagen wir oft umgangssprachlich "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache" 😂. Vielleicht hast du schon mal von dem Spruch gehört 😂

  • @GAIVSCALIGVLA
    @GAIVSCALIGVLA 3 місяці тому +513

    The Latin guy was kind of funny tbh, he just went up to random Italians and spoke to them in
    Latin lol

    • @the55squad
      @the55squad 3 місяці тому +178

      polymathy is great!
      despite the name he only claims knowledge of latin and greek which is fair

    • @andreaspersson1343
      @andreaspersson1343 3 місяці тому +115

      Polymathy means the study of many things, so the name doesn't claim that he's a polyglot either. @@the55squad

    • @FerenczAttila
      @FerenczAttila 3 місяці тому +156

      Yes, he's the only one in the video I felt sorry for. Watching his videos I had the impression that he's just a simple, decent guy who is really fond of the Romans and the latin language. Testing how much an italian speaker can understand from spoken latin, or how fluent the clerics in Vatican are in latin (where it's an official language) is actually a really interesting experiment.

    • @hans7856
      @hans7856 3 місяці тому +51

      I liked the video in which a Roman got angry at him for speaking Latin instead of Italian.

    • @roddbroward9876
      @roddbroward9876 3 місяці тому +54

      @@the55squad He also speaks Italian afaik. He's an actual polyglot, but I don't think I've ever seen him use this term to refer to himself.

  • @rob.j1035
    @rob.j1035 3 місяці тому +935

    Ah yes, as someone with ex-yugo parents I enjoy being able to claim that I can speak 4 other languages other than English: Croatian, Bosnian, Serbian and Montenegrin

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 місяці тому +196

      Every LinkedIn profile of an ex-yugo person has like 5 languages because they count their parent's language as 4 and put English there too

    • @HeroManNick132
      @HeroManNick132 3 місяці тому +38

      Slovenian and Macedonian left the chat and if you include Bulgarian too.

    • @lux_max.
      @lux_max. 3 місяці тому +28

      Yeah they all are basically the same with maybe some words different but they should stay different so that we can flex

    • @hans7856
      @hans7856 3 місяці тому +134

      It's funny how Chinese is considered one language, even though speakers from different parts of China cannot understand each other, while Serbo-Croatian is considered four languages, even though all speakers understand each other perfectly fine. A language is a dialect with an army and navy.

    • @Puzomor
      @Puzomor 3 місяці тому +24

      ​@@hans7856 funny how people see "serbo-croatian" being four languages as a bad thing, instead of finally celebrating the cultural and historic differences and accepting others for who they are.
      How is China a good example of dealing with differences of it's people is beyond me. Also, the standard language of China is Mandarin, not "Chinese".
      Trying to shoehorn differing cultures under one, discarding the identity and history of people in question is how you get revolt and breakup of Yugoslavia.
      If you're really interested in fair representation of languages, you'd be mad about "Chinese" not being treated the same as Serbian, Croatian and others, rather than pushing for the Serbo-Croatian agenda and admiring China for it's treatment of minority cultural groups.

  • @musilily926
    @musilily926 3 місяці тому +258

    What's wrong with Polymathy, he is properly fluent in Latin. It's wrong to include him along side the others.

    • @bustavonnutz
      @bustavonnutz 3 місяці тому +83

      Yeah he lost me there, Polymathy actually has serious education in Latin & Greek.

    • @pmarc87
      @pmarc87 3 місяці тому +37

      Exactly the comment I was looking for. Not even in the same universe as the others...

    • @slowdownex
      @slowdownex 2 місяці тому +10

      Oh yeah I have seen that guy, hes awesome!

    • @fuferito
      @fuferito 2 місяці тому +14

      Yeah. Turned it off after that.
      This guy's annoying.

    • @00bean00
      @00bean00 2 місяці тому +3

      Who cares about depth and thoroughness of research. Above commenters talking about a channel swimming with those and making tons of subs and views by being similar *enough* to draw the same kind of viewers.
      Yes, it's partly parody but it's not straight and mingles.

  • @OrientalPearl
    @OrientalPearl 2 місяці тому +82

    Agreed. I think the false fluency videos discourages people by making them think they don’t have the talent for learning a language because it’s taking them too long.

  • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
    @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja 3 місяці тому +131

    I agree that the only shortcut to learning a language is to be dropped into the middle of nowhere, where the people only speak that language and the only resource you have is a dictionary from 1986.

    • @roddbroward9876
      @roddbroward9876 3 місяці тому +35

      Pretty much. People cling to the whole thing about how toddlers learn languages fast, but they're in absolute full immersion mode with no other language of their own to cling to and huge incentive to learn so that they can communicate what they need. It's just hard to compare that to picking up a foreign language in any form.

    • @kimiyoshi1818
      @kimiyoshi1818 3 місяці тому +8

      This is how I experienced it. Went to two different places in my country due to life's circumstances and with the help of some locals, I slowly learned two of the dialects, which makes it four languages/dialects in my arsenal.
      But, being a normal person, not speaking the language with the natives is hard and would take me awhile again to relearn the language.

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha Місяць тому +2

      @@roddbroward9876 by the time toddlers learn to speak at a very basic level, they have tens of thousands of hours of immersion. Anyone who thinks an adult can do that is a goof

  • @lizlearnsserbian
    @lizlearnsserbian 3 місяці тому +657

    People sometimes hear me speak Serbian and say, "wow, you must be so gifted at languages." The reality is that I spent 4-5 hours of my day, every day in Serbian classes, watching online UA-cam videos, making cue cards DURING corona when I had a lot more time, and I had to do this consistently for 6 months. I had the illusion that I was conversationally fluent because I was able to have classes all in Serbian but my perception and confidence was absolutely destroyed when I moved to Serbia and realised that I could hold a conversation for about 30 mins and then I was basically rendered retarded for the time, which left me with a huge fear of speaking Serbian with strangers. This took almost 2 additional years of classes, self learning and forcing myself to speak Serbian with friends and then also travel around the Balkans to reach a level where I was confident that I could speak to anyone about anything and occasionally even on podcasts, on stage and on television (which was a separate obstacle but equally challenging if not more challenging), but it was FUCKING HARD WORK and not assisted by the fact that I have a memory like a goldfish. I have 0 aspirations to become a polyglot because Serbian was hard enough and maintaining an additional 5 languages sounds like a nightmare. Anyway, too much emotions on a UA-cam comment that no one will read 😅 ćaos 👋

    • @hans7856
      @hans7856 3 місяці тому +44

      And you are a native speaker of Croatian, right?

    • @morvran9074
      @morvran9074 3 місяці тому +15

      @@hans7856 Vojvodinian xD

    • @SerbAtheist
      @SerbAtheist 3 місяці тому +19

      Your Serbian skills are awesome. I believe that is one of the biggest stumbling blocks when learning a language, the fear of making a mistake. Especially in a relatively complex language with many inflections like Serbian. However, this is really unavoidable. Making a mistake and getting corrective feedback is the quickest way to learn a language. I'm forcing my children to have conversations with me in English where they're not allowed to explain in Serbian what they want to say and it has really paid off.

    • @ThebelgiumgamerFTW
      @ThebelgiumgamerFTW 3 місяці тому +1

      meanwhile I am learning Serbian while my first language is a germanic one, just to also move to Serbia

    • @stefantopuzov6140
      @stefantopuzov6140 3 місяці тому +8

      The weird thing about Serbian is that it is 95% curse words.

  • @jay4496
    @jay4496 3 місяці тому +164

    As a Korean, every single UA-cam polyglot that claims to speak Korean do not speak in the MIGHTY NORTH KOREAN-KOREAN dialect, so they are DISQUALIFIED.(except language simp he's da goat)

  • @AlexG3Z
    @AlexG3Z 3 місяці тому +426

    I swear these "White man speaking to Chinese people" is always so obscure and feels very scripted.
    As a Chinese mainlander I never get congratulated that I speak english when I go to a McDonalds, where is my views?
    "Chinese mainlander surprises McDonalds employee by speaking perfect english" where?

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +42

      That actually would be a good content if you know how to make it as funny as the title. :D

    • @AlexG3Z
      @AlexG3Z 3 місяці тому +49

      @@tovarishcheleonora8542 Yeah but I would not get any reactions from the cashier, I never get any. Yet I have spilled so many tears on learning this language, to say, English is a hard language

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +33

      @@AlexG3Z Yeah, sadly people nowadays expect everyone to speak english like as if it were a very basic thing. Especially very hard for any non-indo-european speaker (i'm saying this as an Uralic speaker).

    • @dice3809
      @dice3809 3 місяці тому +25

      Yea, there are thousands of Sinology students around the world that don't feel the need to make these videos and most of them probably speak better mandarin than these UA-camrs.
      I guess English is just expected of everyone nowadays.

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +7

      @@dice3809 Exactly. You did hit the nail on it's head with this comment.

  • @Aadrian7
    @Aadrian7 3 місяці тому +391

    I truly love the language learning community for spreading their passion and tools/resources, but sometimes, my God are they umbearable with their "Hack German in just 7 days" or "Shocking Chinese natives with FLAWLESS Chinese". It's even become a meme in its own right.

    • @adamhercik581
      @adamhercik581 3 місяці тому +19

      As someone fluent in German, yes, "hacking" German is complete buillshit. It's a very systematic language.

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +18

      The funny is that people usually do the "shock natives" videos about chinese, japanese or korean because those people are well known for being kind and praising you even if you have horrible knowledge. So it's an easy content milking for those youtubers.

    • @Aadrian7
      @Aadrian7 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tovarishcheleonora8542 True, but I think the bigger reason is that eve ryone thinks of Chinese, Japanese and Korean as "the hardest languages ever". Arabic could be one of them, but there's no singular Arabic.

    • @KaiserTwo
      @KaiserTwo 3 місяці тому

      @@tovarishcheleonora8542Especially since nobody takes the time to really study Chinese 💀 so we shit talk people often without expecting them to respond. Also some of those mfers have the worst accent ever. Like my dude does not sound natural, it’s so stiff.

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Aadrian7 Arabs not really known for the polite encouragement (which can look like shock/surprise for unexperienced people) as what east asians known for.

  • @MitchellEnglishTeacher
    @MitchellEnglishTeacher 3 місяці тому +224

    Im an American who speaks five languages at least at a conversational level. From best to worst, I speak English, Italian, Russian, Spanish, and French. I’m working on adding Mandarin to that list, but it’s going to take at least a couple of years by my estimation.
    Everything you said here was spot on. I’m so glad I wasn’t exposed to the UA-cam language realm before I started learning because this stuff is hard. I would’ve been so demoralized if I listened to these halfwits telling you that you can be fluent in 2 months with their ‘’secret’’ methods. The language-learning process is difficult enough without these liars actively misinforming you and giving you false hope.

    • @nenadpopov3601
      @nenadpopov3601 3 місяці тому +13

      I started learning Hungarian and after a year I started following some polyglots, so many of them are giving false hope that it's disgusting, the only true advice is SIT DOWN AND LEARN, there is no easy way out and there is nobody else who will learn it instead of you, many ppl need to understand this.

    • @BaronvonLeon
      @BaronvonLeon 3 місяці тому +4

      Wow, but do you really know russian better than spanish or french? И умеешь ли ты читать по русски или только разговаривать? Because I guess spanish is a lot easier to learn than russian 😅

    • @feszoj
      @feszoj 3 місяці тому

      Totally agree! Greetings from Perú!

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 2 місяці тому

      @@BaronvonLeon it could be he spent a year with russian and one month with spanish so far

    • @Frienea
      @Frienea 2 місяці тому +1

      The only way to learn a language fast is to study every day whilst living in a place where the language is spoken. It still takes a long time even if you do that. There might be some geniuses out there that can learn it fast but that is a skill only they can learn

  • @faesk
    @faesk 3 місяці тому +110

    A good example of this I remember was when Xiomanyc was challenged by the biggest news company here in Norway to learn Norwegian in 2 weeks, naturally, his Norwegian was shit and he understood very little of what was being said which you could see in the whole interview published by VG, however when this video came out on Xiomas channel he had polished it to make it look like he learnt a pretty good basic foundation of Norwegian while only learning a few words and phrases with broken grammar and bad pronunciation

    • @zerquex4520
      @zerquex4520 3 місяці тому +41

      I remember that, I've had 3 years of Swedish in a Estonian high school and even in the edited "propaganda" video he posted, it just sounded mega off.
      It's just fucking weird because his Mandarin is impressive, why ruin your reputation by pretending that you can learn something in 2 weeks, idk just fucking weird.

    • @tachankat2485
      @tachankat2485 3 місяці тому +20

      @@zerquex4520 His mandarin isnt even impressive though. Its just average.

    • @faesk
      @faesk 3 місяці тому +15

      @@zerquex4520 Yes exactly, obviously you can't get that far in 2 weeks and that shows in his pronounciation which sounds like he never had norwegian in his life and 80% of the grammar being wrong. However he acted like it's all good and he's doing it right even though he's not.
      One thing he did point out was that in the other videos where he's just in a resturant etc he just has to learn that dialouge while he didnt know the questions in the interview, however the interview was very very basic with slow pace Oslo dialect (which he subtitled as fast pace native norwegian) lmfao

    • @dozenbuzzard2662
      @dozenbuzzard2662 3 місяці тому +3

      tbf it was 2 weeks and he mightve polished it a) for views, yt is his job after all and b) not todiscourage new language learners away from the langauge

    • @faesk
      @faesk 3 місяці тому +16

      @@dozenbuzzard2662 Yeye ofc but when he makes it seem he learns a language at a basic level in 2 weeks he makes people have some unrealistic expectations

  • @salvadoran_uwu
    @salvadoran_uwu 2 місяці тому +20

    Being a true polyglot is so hard because you need to know the vocabulary of these fields: economics, politics, school, family, sports, videogames, computer science, religion, travel, poetry, romance, horror, etc.

  • @pals_312
    @pals_312 3 місяці тому +327

    Lingualizer is f***ing shaking right now

    • @FedeTL
      @FedeTL 3 місяці тому +37

      WAAR IS HET FEEST?? HIER IS HET FEEST

    • @pals_312
      @pals_312 3 місяці тому +7

      JAAAAAAA

    • @t.f.r287
      @t.f.r287 3 місяці тому +23

      Indeed, i am annoyed of this dutch single liner of his. Like dude, don't you know how to speak any other sentences in the respective language.

    • @HeroManNick132
      @HeroManNick132 3 місяці тому +11

      @@t.f.r287 He knows only few languages but his native ones are German and Bulgarian (yes, because he is actually Bulgarian, born in Austria).

    • @redexlol2129
      @redexlol2129 3 місяці тому +7

      his channels dead af anyways💀

  • @worldofgreenhell
    @worldofgreenhell 3 місяці тому +231

    It took me 10 years to understand 95% of english, spoken and/or written. And 12 years in total to speak fluently.
    Also Győzike? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gmdFrame
      @gmdFrame 3 місяці тому +8

      Good. Now you can learn other languages.

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 3 місяці тому +6

      It's like that for native speakers as well with the speaking it properly and knowing proper grammatical features since we have to learn it for years through elementary

    • @elegathor4251
      @elegathor4251 3 місяці тому +10

      Győzike engem is meglepett xD

    • @MattiAntsuK
      @MattiAntsuK 3 місяці тому +10

      I never wanted to learn English. I never saw it fit me. Until I started playing games and realized everything was in English. I would say 90% of my learn't English is from video games.

    • @worldofgreenhell
      @worldofgreenhell 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MattiAntsuK I'm hungarian, grammar and vocabulary is completely different for us, but I just love english language, and similar to you, as I was a TV series addict I just learned the language by just linstening to it and reading subtitles. Also I've spent 3 years of learning english in highschool, where I became familiar with basic grammar and such. But still was a pretty hefty amount of time to be on the level I am right now

  • @Zephiias
    @Zephiias Місяць тому +11

    English is my second language since 5th school year; and I watch + read almost everything in English. But I still dont consider myself being able to pronounce everything right nor do I know every common vocab. Additionally I took 8 Semesters of Japanese at University in my free time, but Im not even able to have a proper conversation in Japanese without a dictionary. Seeing those "Polyglots" on social media make me kinda mad spreading false Information and such.

  • @zsomborsuto5574
    @zsomborsuto5574 3 місяці тому +18

    Dude, as a linguistics student myself, I am so fed up with these youtube “polyglots” and their nonsense methods. Thanks to your video, I havent lost faith in humanity though

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 3 місяці тому +134

    The only "quick" way would be when you are dropped into a country where nobody speaks the language you do, and now suddenly you are basically learning every second you are awake, because this new language is suddenly the only one you have contact with. and it still will be painful and take months to get to the conversational level

    • @lifeamateur2813
      @lifeamateur2813 3 місяці тому +13

      and painful
      with the total immersion, your brain will be overloaded with new words and other things so you will have troubles even to have a normal sleep

    • @neurotoxic1830
      @neurotoxic1830 3 місяці тому +6

      Thats how I learned German. Painful. Quick tho. Still suck at grammar and I gotta write exams in that silly language.

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@neurotoxic1830Unsere Sprache ist nicht ,,silly", sondern selig. :)

    • @daemfbesity
      @daemfbesity 3 місяці тому +2

      @@heinrich.hitzingeryeah nobody knows what you said bro

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 місяці тому

      I live in the country but I still have to go out of my way to read books and videos in the language. Going to the library without internet really helps.

  • @InAeternumRomaMater
    @InAeternumRomaMater 3 місяці тому +124

    I disagree with you on one thing, Luke on Polymathy is actually a linguist scholar who does speak Ancient Greek and Latin. I think that's the only part you should take back

  • @curiositykillingcat3226
    @curiositykillingcat3226 Місяць тому +10

    I got fed up of xiaoma when he said he’d studied more languages than anybody. He’s 30 years old and was monolingual until he was 18.

  • @finnbarrett3845
    @finnbarrett3845 3 місяці тому +20

    It’s easy I learned ancient Egyptian in 5 minutes while blindfolded by simply talking to the Pharoh

    • @FransceneJK98
      @FransceneJK98 2 місяці тому +2

      I learned how to read hieroglyphs one one month : 👁👄🇪🇬🧢😂😈💩🤡 and basically am fluent 😂

  • @Hamiltonianmcmc
    @Hamiltonianmcmc 3 місяці тому +134

    ScorpioMartianus is actually a fluent Latin speaker so I don’t know why he is cited as an example in this video.

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 3 місяці тому +25

      My thoughts exactly

    • @bazingapuzza
      @bazingapuzza Місяць тому

      Because he is salty that he is unskilled lol. Is true that some of people that he talked about were fake, but some other were legit.
      I say that because I do speak 5 languages fluently and I have lived in those countries where the language is spoken. ( And im only 27 years old ). And people are generally impressed with me, but I think is just the method that Does all the job. I don't think I'm a genius.
      And the point is, that even after I can prove people that I speak 5 languages in real life, and I KNOW IT. people online still cry and Cope and say that im fake, because " other people are like this ". Okey other people fake that are rich, doesn't mean that rich people don't exist.
      So I think is just a way to express his own insecurities.
      Keep in mind that I actually studied very little and languages are not even my main job or hobby.
      If I would spend 2 hours a day, everyday, to learn a new language. I could easily learn a new language every year, and be fluent.
      Because I really mean it when I say, 90% of the work is the method that you use. The difference is that I don't care about it so I don't keep learning languages forever, and I don't need them. Right now in learning business and marketing and other stuff. But there are nerds that are addicted with languages and they do spend hours everyday learning languages. There are experts in every Field.

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 Місяць тому

      @@bazingapuzza a human can learn tonnes of languages. I don't even know what the limit is. But a big problem with that is if you don't use a language you slowly forget it. I know this because I'm forgetting my mother tongue. I made efforts to keep it from eroding away but it's not recovering to the same level of skill I used to have because I don't use it enough. And it's my mother tongue. So just imagine if I spend a year or two learning Korean and then never use it. I'd lose the language in less time than it took me to learn it.

  • @toonlink1723
    @toonlink1723 3 місяці тому +177

    As a foreigner who’s been living in Japan, it’s BS that people would make a big deal that you speak Japanese, that doesn’t happen. If anything when you speak Japanese you get treated like a normal person rather the oblivious foreigner. And yes there is that running joke of 日本語上手, but realistically people never say that unless if you are kinda promoting someone to tell you that and they feel pressured to say that, and this is coming from someone who generally converses in Japanese and been learning it since their teen years.

    • @fatilepk3
      @fatilepk3 3 місяці тому +37

      That's so true! My Japanese is not the best but I can get around and when I was a tourist nobody gave a sh*t about me speaking Japanese or even reading basic kanji. If I were ordering or asking something nobody stopped like in those videos to tell me how awesome I am they were just answering like they speak to a normal person.

    • @toonlink1723
      @toonlink1723 3 місяці тому +18

      @@fatilepk3 yeah, the biggest reaction I’ve got really is just when people get curious when they realise you speak Japanese. That’s the most that will ever happen. Usually it’s just like okay, just an acknowledgement that we can understand each other. its not a bad thing because people usually assume you don’t speak it, but it’s not this narcissism that you see everywhere that we love promoting. And honestly I really hope that someone Isn’t trying to do that kind of thing in Japan because they really value humility, so trying to force a reaction or 日本語上手 is not just narcissistic but is extremely embarrassing. And it probably encourages a lot of people that would be good willed and good faithed to become envying, resentful arse holes which already plagues discourse of living in Japan as a foreigner a it will further promote the idea that no one can ever live a normal or good life in Japan.

    • @POLO9999
      @POLO9999 3 місяці тому +12

      The funniest scene i got was in a restaurant near Ueno. I were invited by a Japanese local where i do converse in English (as i always do for practical reason rather than botched Japanese or French, my native language) as i do only went for vacations. As soon as he enters the waiter served the English only menu to my friend who got almost insulted for such a rude welcoming because the dude just saw me, a pure gaijin tourist, and thought that we both English speaker. When he spoke in non-accent, Tokyo-version Japanese... The face of the waiter went totally blank and just cries in apologizes 😂.

    • @deanchur
      @deanchur 3 місяці тому +15

      @@POLO9999 I'm a tall white Australian and was in Japan with a Taiwanese friend. When we were out together Japanese people would start speaking with them and avoid me, at which point my Taiwanese friend would look at me and I'd translate what they were saying...much to the embarrassment of the Japanese person.

    • @toonlink1723
      @toonlink1723 3 місяці тому +2

      @@POLO9999 It reminds me, I’d always go to a certain izakaya with my mates, and because this specific group of housemates were all foreigners (me, an Englishman, and some Chinese and Russians), at first we were always allocated to what we called “the foreigner table”, which was near the door lol. Eventually tho I guess the workers just realised who we were and just stopped putting us on that table

  • @calebu31
    @calebu31 3 місяці тому +33

    Gonna jump on the bandwagon and tell you that LanguageSimp gets a pass. Also, polymathy/Luke is a good channel for actual linguistics and info on Latin/greek and some modern languages, too. He's a good one.

  • @cherubin03
    @cherubin03 3 місяці тому +28

    gotta say, learning english as a second language is easy as shit, the amount of content in the "english internet" is fucking scales of magnitude above the portuguese, it's like pandora's box were basically five times more stuff just unlocks itself, that alone is enough incentive to learn the language, it's also probably my biggest flex and I don't know If I'll ever learn another to see if the feeling is the same

    • @miffy.and.cinamon
      @miffy.and.cinamon Місяць тому +2

      Same i learned english by youtube, reels, netflix series and ph

  • @Cronkna
    @Cronkna 3 місяці тому +95

    Polymathy is actually an expert in Latin though

    • @MurakamiTenshi
      @MurakamiTenshi 3 місяці тому +23

      Right, he has a secondary channel that is strictly in Latin.

  • @reitswornaw
    @reitswornaw 3 місяці тому +59

    Luke from polymathy doesn't belong in this video

  • @stellarix_stariax
    @stellarix_stariax 3 місяці тому +18

    i can confirm that forgetting a language because you haven’t used it in a while is true, and especially since i live in the u.s., i forgot all of my Hmong as soon as i went to school.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification Місяць тому +6

    It would be more correct and ethical if they where just honest . Like "How to learn basic phrases in 6 weeks" or "Useful phrases for vacation"
    I tried to learn basic german once, almost all of the "introduction/basic level" stuff was "Shit that is useful when visiting the country" "I would like a plate of B", "how do I get to point X?", "What's the weather like at Y?", "Help me, I'm lost and starving." Things like that.
    That would be both useful and honest.

  • @user-im6jc5ox8s
    @user-im6jc5ox8s 3 місяці тому +198

    Xiaoma and his consequences have been a consequence for language youtube
    I'd like to mention though, the Luke Raineri (the person you showed going to Italy and speaking latin) isn't some youtube hack like the rest of the examples you showed. Luke has spent years learning Latin and Italian formally and has put a great deal of effort into his content about linguistics and history.

    • @bakerzermatt
      @bakerzermatt 3 місяці тому +27

      I thought the same thing, Luke's a good guy!

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 3 місяці тому +10

      Didn't start with Xiaoma. Started with that black guy who died recently and whose name I can't remember.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 місяці тому +7

      @@UmamiPapi Laoshu?

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 3 місяці тому

      Yeah.@@Vitorruy1

    • @mattmanncan
      @mattmanncan 2 місяці тому +7

      Xiaoma can actually speak Mandarin really well though right? ​@@UmamiPapi

  • @abinjjaimon
    @abinjjaimon 3 місяці тому +58

    I don't think Scorpio Martianus falls into the "polyglot hack" UA-camrs because he only prioritizes Latin and Roman history on his channel. From what I gather from the guy, he doesn't have any "quick fix" guide to learn Latin in literally 30 seconds, as many of the UA-camrs shown in your video do, but empazise hard work, rather than a quick fix.

    • @alanguages
      @alanguages 2 місяці тому +4

      Because Luke is not a fake like many other UA-cam polyglots. This video for some reason bunched him with frauds, and was character assassination.

  • @Franco_76
    @Franco_76 Місяць тому +3

    One year of Duo lingo now i can ask for the bathroom in 22 languages. I'm pretty much a language god

  • @kamilnowakowski3917
    @kamilnowakowski3917 3 місяці тому +20

    What i love about " flawless x in y nanoseconds" is fact that many native speakers commit mistake in their own mother tongue on regular basis, even if they are smart
    In Poland we regularly fuck up our own grammar because low and behold, 17 or more versions of 2 ( and none of them means, second, twice,pair or anything, it is just your regular" two" multiplied by 7 cases and all possible combinations of gender ) is probably too much. Same with verbs aka infamous " poszłem " instead of " poszedłem" and poszedłam instead of poszłam ( poszedłem and poszłam both mean I went, first is masculine second one feminine, you can probably guess source of confusion)
    And speaking about non-native speakers, your foreign language knowledge quickly becomes convoluted mess without structure provided by proper lessons. I can play Skyrim in Spanish and understand like 70% but ask me basic question like " conjugate vivir in past tenses" and i am fucked. German is even worse because due to chaotic teaching process i remember that Dietrich is lockpick and phrases like Auf die klopfstange klopfen but not actually useful stuff. Only language i managed to keep in somewhat usable state is English because if it is used constantly, you can't forget that much. I probably skipped the articles, missused conditionals or whatever else here and there
    so not only they are selling their audience unrealistic timeline, they are selling them unrealistic end goal too

  • @maximk9964
    @maximk9964 3 місяці тому +581

    Lingua Latina non реnis canina (est)
    I could totally speak Latin to the Pope

    • @piscisaurum
      @piscisaurum 3 місяці тому +46

      Certe, hoc valde delectet pontificem maximum

    • @bgggsht
      @bgggsht 3 місяці тому

      Durex latex sex latex
      Ahhh....so easy

    • @kostakole9876
      @kostakole9876 3 місяці тому

      I hate the fact that Latin might actually have a tiny reason to fucking exist.

    • @deckie_
      @deckie_ 3 місяці тому +23

      Aquila non captat muscas!
      And also
      Uuh
      In vino Veritas!
      But don't forget
      Asinus non... lapidem... du- duos... duolingo.... latinam... twice

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 місяці тому +5

      Quamvis sint sub aqua, sub aqua maledicere temptant.

  • @Randomstuffs261
    @Randomstuffs261 3 місяці тому +63

    A Polyglot? Is that what you're calling me now? I'll have you know I'm STRAIGHT.

  • @nickgreu4ever
    @nickgreu4ever 3 місяці тому +19

    I remember a while ago, I commented on one of Lingualizer’s videos about a recurrent guest that he had, that claimed to speak 20+ languages. Literally this guy learned a few basic phrases in all of those languages but claimed fluency. The way I was attacked by angry Americans on the comments, that I’m judging him, I’m jealous etc, was insane 😂

    • @PetraStaal
      @PetraStaal 3 місяці тому +7

      That Dutch guy Wouter Corduwener? He's so annoying!

    • @zerquex4520
      @zerquex4520 3 місяці тому

      @@PetraStaalthat guy is the ceo of fake polyglots, he learn the same fucking sentences in every language with the worst pronounciation possible

    • @nickgreu4ever
      @nickgreu4ever 3 місяці тому +3

      YES!! the guy who's like this
      👁👄👁@@PetraStaal

  • @owleyes5923
    @owleyes5923 3 місяці тому +9

    4:12 As a Bavarian, it physically hurts me how this dude just spelt "Bayern"

    • @moxellex
      @moxellex 15 днів тому +1

      Beiern, ja ? 🤣

  • @Cat_DeGaulle
    @Cat_DeGaulle 3 місяці тому +56

    The fact that I got an ad on this video talking about how you "can learn german in 30 days" is crazy.😭😭💀

  • @maycontainnuts3127
    @maycontainnuts3127 3 місяці тому +67

    "Samnite Shocks Lombards with FLAWLESS Etruscan"

    • @sebastiant.3588
      @sebastiant.3588 3 місяці тому +10

      Emperor CLAVDIVS absolutely SHOCKS Etruscans by compiling THEIR OWN VOCABULARY and GRAMMAR!!!

    • @johnprager662
      @johnprager662 3 місяці тому +5

      um ACKSHUALLY the Lombards didn't settle what is now called Lombardy until centuries after the Samnites and Etruscans ceased to exist. In their time it was called Cisalpine Gaul.

    • @Blabimir
      @Blabimir 2 місяці тому

      @@johnprager662 all the more reason for Lombards to be shocked; I know I would be if I saw a time traveling Samnite speaking Etruscan to me.

  • @McFilA
    @McFilA 3 місяці тому +9

    As an American who’s been focusing on Greek for a while, this is a great video and I appreciate you making it. A big part of staying focused I find is learning things to love about the culture and history around a language as well, because there are times where you’ll hate the process but love for culture/food/history can keep that interest and motivation up.
    Immersion is also really tough, especially in North America, but it’s super awesome when people are willing to share and talk about their culture and language, and when people (not the French) are excited about other people learning their language (not French), and willing to have conversations in that language with people who are struggling and not immediately (French) switch to English just to save themselves the trouble.

    • @Zakkious
      @Zakkious 3 місяці тому +4

      I wonder... may i pry and ask if you could possibly have had problems with the french in the past? lol

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Zakkious it's not just him, everybody says that. Basically French people think their language is sacred and speaking with anything short of perfection is heresy, even if you're a foreigner.

    • @lucasclain1821
      @lucasclain1821 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Vitorruy1But why do people always generalize this kind of behavior from French people ?
      I am sure this "overly proud feeling" concerns a minority of people.

  • @CostaCola
    @CostaCola 3 місяці тому +14

    YEEESSSSSS!! I'm from New York. I speak some Mandarin but am not Chinese (also some Spanish and some French). I'm decking the next person that sends me a xiaomanyc video.
    His, "WATCH ME SPEAK MAYAN!!" video is painful. Canned phrases and responses but no cultural awareness. Not to have a huge stick up my a** but the Mayan people have historically been discriminated against in Mexico. Speaking the government language, Spanish, in public situations is something that was pretty well beat into people until not too long ago; same as many minority groups around the world from the Bretons to the Hakka. He rolls up with a crew and camera to some unfortunate lady selling food on the side of the road and she explains, visibly uncomfortable, that she can speak Spanish. "WOw!!! LOOk hOw sURpRiSeD thEY aRE!" Next our hero pulls up on a confused mestizo gentleman who, confused, nods and smiles to the canned greeting in a language he doesn't speak. Cue the usual, "HE IS SHOCKED SPEECHLESS THAT I SPEAK HIS LANGUAGE!"
    The whole thing was disingenuous.

  • @FedeTL
    @FedeTL 3 місяці тому +157

    Im italian, i know 8 italian dialects (9 if you count corsican), and only english as my foreign language
    Jho sù leal' au patrié 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

    • @GAIVSCALIGVLA
      @GAIVSCALIGVLA 3 місяці тому +21

      Good to see another Italian here. Viva Il Duce 🇮🇹🦅🤚🏻

    • @841Takis
      @841Takis 3 місяці тому +1

      I gotta ask is Corsican a dialect or a language?

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 3 місяці тому +20

      ​@@841Takis Corsican and most other Italian dialects are considered separate languages by linguists but are called dialects by Italians (no doubt this was encouraged for political reasons)
      The line between a dialect and a language is pretty fine anyway, Serbian and Croatian are usually called separate languages but they are much more similar than, say, Venetian and Neapolitan
      It is important to note however that since Italy became a country in the 1860s, a Standard Italian language was created (mostly based on the Tuscan language) that is now spoken by most Italians, when I say "Venetian" or "Neapolitan" I am talking about the languages spoken in different parts of Italy before unification (which were similar but different from each other), these are in decline for the most part as most Italians just speak Standard Italian now. Corsican is an "Italian language" but since Corsica has never been part of the country of Italy, most Corsicans speak the old regional language instead of Italian

    • @vedrancorluka2196
      @vedrancorluka2196 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@bighillraftOh trust that croats then have split up on 3 dialects which are mostly just differentiated by some terms and the way they say "what?"
      For example you have chakavian who ask "ča?"
      Kajkavian who ask "kaj?"
      And Štokavian who ask "Što?/Šta?"

    • @nenadpopov3601
      @nenadpopov3601 3 місяці тому +1

      @@bighillraft I don't understand how is the difference between dialects so big since it's the same country, Serbs and Croats understand each other without any problems, maybe 6 or 7% language difference.

  • @Chris-zi1we
    @Chris-zi1we 3 місяці тому +60

    Language simp is the goat

  • @enduser8410
    @enduser8410 3 місяці тому +9

    Actual polyglots beyond two languages are really rare on UA-cam. Xiaoma is the most famous but he only knows English, Mandarin, and maybe Yiddish/Hebrew iirc. Oriental Pearl and Stuart Jay Rag are the only big Polyglot UA-camrs I've seen with demonstrable fluency in multiple languages.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 місяці тому

      Chris Mix Lewis is also good

    • @dzevadbayraktar322
      @dzevadbayraktar322 10 днів тому

      exactly and all other languages he fakes and even while faking he sounds terrible

  • @user-gt3yz4tb8g
    @user-gt3yz4tb8g 2 місяці тому +2

    This video is CLUTCH. Thanks for saying what needs to be said.

  • @KamikazeMedias
    @KamikazeMedias 3 місяці тому +57

    Really? 6 weeks. Here is a challenge, poliglots: Learn Polish in 6 weeks.
    You wont. Even tolkien surrendered after few years.

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 3 місяці тому +10

      Nie jest takie trudne.. Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

    • @fnansjy456
      @fnansjy456 3 місяці тому

      ​@@flameguy3416 Faław brzjyc Chawip ilwisći

    • @bigsoap186
      @bigsoap186 3 місяці тому +7

      learning a slavic language is very good because all of them are very similar so you can speak with every slavic country to an extent
      i am ukrainian, i never studied polish but i can speak with poles and we have no problems if we talk slow.

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 місяці тому

      @@bigsoap186 That's true but I have serious issues reading polish and pronouncing the words naturally because of how many special characters and syllables there are that sound odd to me as someone who grew up with Serbian and German

    • @KamikazeMedias
      @KamikazeMedias 3 місяці тому +2

      @@bigsoap186 You then are rare ukrainian, cuz most of your fellow ukies just say "ja ni poimaiu" and behave like standard seba.
      For learning the language - i salute you.

  • @liveforever141
    @liveforever141 3 місяці тому +119

    Putting Xiaomanyc (for his mandarin skills, for other languages I agree, that he "learns" them for clout) and Luke Ranieri (he's legit scholar Phd at Latin and Greek, and do not claim to be some super polyglot) with all these clowns is uncalled for.

    • @SerbAtheist
      @SerbAtheist 3 місяці тому +60

      Yeah, but Xiao dishonestly piggy backs of his native-like fluency in Mandarin to imply he is equally fluent in all the other languages as well.

    • @EskiltheWanderer
      @EskiltheWanderer 3 місяці тому +12

      @@SerbAtheistYea I think he's genuinely interested in language learning and part of his strength at it is that he's willing to try even if his north american accent distinctly comes through, but he shouldn't represent the degree to which he's proficient in these various languages as being "fluent" or "having learned" the language.
      The notion of "learning a language" in 24 hours is absurd. I don't doubt, however, that he has a process by which he creates a scheme in his mind in as short as a day that enables him to begin the learning process in immediate conversation.
      People's perspectives of standards shifts around throughout time. The people (mis)representing themselves as "polyglots" may not be doing so with ill intent, but they're probably full of something that I can say in three or four languages (but being able to say shit in multiple languages doesn't mean you're a polyglot).

    • @zerquex4520
      @zerquex4520 3 місяці тому +37

      That Xiao dude only knows Mandarin, other than that he's a total fraud. The biggest example of this was when he pretended to learn Norwegian in 2 weeks, and tried to edit his video to make him sound less bad.

    • @billster7424
      @billster7424 3 місяці тому +7

      Xiaoma also has the tendency for propagating for the Chinese government multiple times per “I spoke PERFECT Mandarin to _______” episode.

    • @Pallethands
      @Pallethands 2 місяці тому +10

      Xiaoma went to Ireland to speak Irish and then didn't go to the places where Irish is spoken. He did a similar thing in Wales.

  • @gavincannon8385
    @gavincannon8385 2 місяці тому

    Omg!!! I've been saying this to everyone that tries to share these videos with me. Thank you!

  • @Aleksandar292
    @Aleksandar292 3 місяці тому +5

    I am 16 years old and i am going to Cooking high school in Serbia.
    I am fortunate that my profession has a high demand in the tourism sector, so learning every new language for me means improving my career.
    In my free time, I learn Italian to make it easier to learn terminology that is in regular use while working in the Kitchen..
    And since I have the right to Croatian citizenship (because my father voluntarily emigrated from Croatia when he was 17 years old during the breakup of Titoslavia) I believe that the Italian language is just another key that will open many doors for me in my future job.
    My sources are YT channels like Italy made easy and my friend from music school who has Italian as a subject (I'm copying from his book)

  • @MegaJani
    @MegaJani 3 місяці тому +48

    2:33 Not many people know about Bao-Zer, you have great historical knowledge!

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 Місяць тому

      and where u know that not many know about him? and cringe that u are implying that your historical knowledge is great but saying that u also know him

  • @RobespierreThePoof
    @RobespierreThePoof 3 місяці тому +27

    Yeah. They are very annoying. Some of us like learning languages because, well, we just like languages. I've never once felt the need to go on a webcam and record myself switching between languages.
    Oh and language Jones! He's my hero... and super-handsome.

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 Місяць тому

      the worst part is how they are only talking the basic smalltalk

  • @ionutbirsan1139
    @ionutbirsan1139 3 місяці тому +5

    The most honest guy living ironically in Europe I've ever seen

  • @olfrud
    @olfrud 3 місяці тому +9

    Learning Japanese intensely for a year now. I have experience with Chinese and Vietnamese as well. And watching the so called "Polyglots" on UA-cam is just frustrating. It's just a scam honestly. After a year I am able to have a basic conversation with Japanese people and they tell me I speak on the level of a 5 year old. And thats ok.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 місяці тому +3

      that's pretty fucking good for 1 year

    • @olfrud
      @olfrud 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Vitorruy1 thanks, but in that year I also spent half a year in Japan alone and almost exclusively spent time with Japanese people. That's just an insane booster. But still, there are language-tuberes around who claim they've reached fluency in Japanese in only half a year, which is straight up lying. Maybe some insane genius can do that...

  • @izpodpolja
    @izpodpolja 3 місяці тому +31

    And I thought that with "Nem táncolunk úgy ahogy Brüsszel fütyül!" I mastered conversational Hungarian

    • @andrasjuhasz5064
      @andrasjuhasz5064 3 місяці тому +1

      Sajnos csak kevesen értik ezt😁😅

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +1

      Nope. You need to master "te tetted e tettetett tettet te tettetett tettek tettese te" and "megszentségteleníthetetlenkedéseitekért" on a level that if someone wakes you up you can instantly say them without any mistake.
      That will be the conversational level.

    • @mrpseudonym893
      @mrpseudonym893 2 місяці тому +1

      A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal!

  • @mirceagogoncea
    @mirceagogoncea 3 місяці тому +27

    There is no universe in which Language Simp belongs in the same group as those other language youtubers you mentioned.

  • @csabagalambos1461
    @csabagalambos1461 3 місяці тому +4

    That Heroes 3 victory music tickled my callous, blackened heart. Thank you.

  • @tuc86
    @tuc86 3 місяці тому +2

    100% finally the algorithm gave me some sanity! great work!

  • @LordFlexton
    @LordFlexton 3 місяці тому +14

    Ah, man, you have no idea how much I've wanted to hear this. I used to watch Xioumac ~3 years ago, when I was learning German in school. I thought his mandarin was good because I didn't know any better, but he started coming out with the "I learned German in 30 days using Google translate" videos around that time and I thought the same as you, it misrepresents how easy it is to learn a language and to what level. This video does a much better job making that point concise and clear, it is a shame that he is still gaining popularity, to the point where he is even in U.S. recruitment ads.

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +1

      Well, american recruitment ads are basicly a joke.

    • @LordFlexton
      @LordFlexton 3 місяці тому

      @@tovarishcheleonora8542 This I do not dispute, but it was even worse to see him.

  • @leventevas
    @leventevas 3 місяці тому +23

    First time seeing Győzike. Im proud of you János.

  • @jonnyastbury7445
    @jonnyastbury7445 3 місяці тому +2

    Good job Janos! Being "the clever one" in my friendship group, I always felt pressured to be as 'good' as these so-called polyglots. I was always able to see through the bullshit and still I was labelled as "just jealous". They're not interested in knowledge, truth, culture and people. They're just interested in themselves. Which isn't an appealing human quality at all. I'm not at all attacking those who are genuine, but if an apparently smart guy like me can be deceived by some then almost anyone can. It's so shameful and dishonest and I'm so glad that we can agree on that! 😊

  • @sebastiant.3588
    @sebastiant.3588 3 місяці тому +4

    Great video man!
    I study linguistics and education and, like you, all of these UA-cam polyglots have been grinding my gears. I remember being impressed by things like this a few years back, but actually studying languages as a career makes you realize the immense bs that these videos actually are. Allow me to make an exception for Mr. Ranieri from Polýmathy though, he's great!

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 3 місяці тому +14

    There's a reason why actual fluent polyglots have been in high demand for centuries, because it's extremely hard to become one.
    My grandfather for example had the British and American governments all over him during ww2 after finding out he was a polyglot with years of experience.

    • @dimensionninja4929
      @dimensionninja4929 2 місяці тому

      does it necessarily require fluency to count as being able to speak the language, or does it have to be even at a conversational level for it to count?

  • @erbaelektronix25
    @erbaelektronix25 3 місяці тому +17

    Üdv János, gratulálok a vidihez. Egésszen jó lett. Csak így tovább. Üdvözlet Szerbiából

  • @PetraStaal
    @PetraStaal 3 місяці тому +1

    Great video! I have added it to my playlist with other videos about Fake versus Real Polyglots and controversy in the community. 👍👍

  • @evanswart5280
    @evanswart5280 3 місяці тому

    Appreciate this vid. Been trying to learn Greek/Latin for school (dumb American studying classics) and these kinda channels have been very discouraging to me since I just feel stupid after seeing them speak “fluently” and “pick up new languages in weeks.” Seriously appreciate you calling this out.

  • @CorvoFG
    @CorvoFG 3 місяці тому +33

    I use English to communicate and Italian to pull.

  • @timon2134
    @timon2134 3 місяці тому +10

    I love this, i personally like learning new languages but i dont go around and tell people that i am fluent in them, also as a slavic person i can confirm i do like understanding so many languages despite not being fluent, keep up the fantastic work

  • @lastofthemohicans7743
    @lastofthemohicans7743 Місяць тому +2

    watching youtube videos helps me improving my english, it really help to understand spoken english, but when I speak it's still hard to find my words.

  • @moonasha
    @moonasha Місяць тому +1

    all those "2 months to fluency" or I've even seen "two weeks" really aggravate me. The actual truth of the matter is, it takes years to reach a high level of understanding in a foreign language, unless you actually live in the country it's spoken.

  • @harydzafic
    @harydzafic 3 місяці тому +9

    As a bosnian I can confirm i speak bosnian serbian croatian and montenegrian

  • @robertortiz-wilson1588
    @robertortiz-wilson1588 3 місяці тому +7

    Thank you so much for this. As an American, I was getting very unsure.
    I should have figured most of the comments under those types of videos also had no idea what they were talking about when throwing non-stop praise.

    • @tovarishcheleonora8542
      @tovarishcheleonora8542 3 місяці тому +5

      And most of them very likely just bots. Because those praise comments usually very genericly phrased.

    • @n3rdy11
      @n3rdy11 Місяць тому

      @@tovarishcheleonora8542 Great comment, I also love to lead a happy live! ❤❤💯👁👄👁

  • @mr_ironsight
    @mr_ironsight 3 місяці тому +9

    Bro the Stardew Valley background music was an absolute banger of a choice, love it. Üdvözletek Újvidékről.

    • @shan4680
      @shan4680 3 місяці тому +3

      The music from Neon Genesis Evangelion at the beginning was hilarious.

  • @XD-bx6ee
    @XD-bx6ee 3 місяці тому +5

    I'm a Moldovan student in Belgium and idk how Romanians find it this difficult, but in late July 2022 I started learning French from basically zero and at the start of February last year I passed the DELF B2 language exam and got 75/100(you need at least 50 to pass). Granted I did take private lessons but still it should supposedly be easier for Romania Romanians to learn French yet all I see is "but bro I've had it for 5 YEARS in school and don't know jack shit" like how is that possible

  • @roban2799
    @roban2799 3 місяці тому +8

    Thank you. I've been struggling with learning Hungarian since I was a teenager. Its not something my family has prioritized and we never spoke it back home. With my only resource being Duolingo, UA-cam, hungarian music and the website Hungarian Reference, it's been a slow and inconsistent process. Getting a job hasn't really given me any more time to study either.
    This video perfectly describes my frustration with this kind of flexing and made me feel a little bit less dumb.

    • @bazsamester
      @bazsamester 2 місяці тому

      Sok kitartást, előbb utóbb menni fog💪🍀

  • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
    @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 3 місяці тому +11

    Mad respect for Azumanga Daioh clip. Classics!

  • @ConlangKrishna
    @ConlangKrishna Місяць тому +1

    Nice, and entertaining video!
    Having grown up in Luxembourg, where virtually everybody speaks four languages (often Luxembourgish, German, French, English) in everday life, I had to spend about HALF of my secondary school time learning German, French, and English. Yes, I could have studied in any of these, but it took a LOT of effort. And I started learning all of them before puberty hit, and my brain began to change dealing with new languages. Additionally, these languages are closely related and influencing each other. Still, I do not sound like a native in two of them...
    Language skills need practice, practice, practice. There is no was around it.

  • @gergopahollo
    @gergopahollo Місяць тому +3

    I was always amazed by how many viewers are apparently unable to spot this. Like... Sure, I can learn "I can speak [language] very well, and can also understand [other language], and [other language 2]" in Spanish, Danish, Japanese, Chinese, and fucking klingon too but that's just memorizing sound patterns that I make with my mouth.
    These folks don't "speak 14 languages fluently" but rather they "speak IN 14 languages" or maybe "can say the same few sentences in 14 languages with little to no accent". I always thought that the majority of these people's viewers were non-ESL people. If you had to learn English as a second language; you probably know how much work it is to attain a decent conversational ability in a language (both in writing and in speaking) so you wouldn't fall for the ol' 6-week bit.

  • @davidmajer3652
    @davidmajer3652 3 місяці тому +7

    Thanks for another great video, you really pick relevant topics, and present them in a serious and entertaining way.

  • @DimaMuskind
    @DimaMuskind 3 місяці тому +9

    13:02 Oh my god, how have you even got to this state in _Papers, Please_ , poor family

  • @gittanreif
    @gittanreif 3 місяці тому +2

    Well said. I can say all kinds of basic sentences in 5 languages and read a few others, but ask me to converse in most of them? No way.

  • @europ_everi_nice
    @europ_everi_nice 3 місяці тому +5

    I love that at 1:34, you just casually put the ending "r" to the next row. XD Love from hun, keep it up!

  • @caseyjones5145
    @caseyjones5145 3 місяці тому +14

    Language simp is a great channel!

  • @part9952
    @part9952 3 місяці тому +3

    Finally. Finally someone calling them out! I always think to myself that they probably all prepare what they are going to say for the video rather than actually improvising. I‘ve been learning Russian at my own pace, sometimes more sometimes less for about 5 years now and recently started to actively and fluently use it at work, with russian speaking collegues. Also besides that I learn croatian and greek, I‘m far from fluent in those still but progress is being made. Its annoying how so many people claim to be „polyglots“ like thats the only reason to learn languages rather than doing it so meaningfully connect with other cultures and for yourself out of passion.

  • @mono-rp9jx
    @mono-rp9jx 3 місяці тому

    I am so so grateful for this video! I am on my way learning german, and I started getting so discouraged because I am not as fluent as in english