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Badger out here posting his philosophy studies in SFMs lmao
Facts, also we should make badger play dmz
He *is* the SFM
He's not doing it in the SFM, HE IS THE SFM
Because he uses virtual reality of course
@@VetreusDark He doesn't use VR, he has a motion tracking Suit.
He made a Video of it
@DrMedReaper virtual reality is the simulation of a life like environment or life like person is it not? Have you ever thought how he may be doing this in a life like environment that is being simulated virtually from his computer and characters are being programmed by him?
"its not about the money, it's about sending a message."
It’s not about the money spida maan. It’s about the Mets! Let’s go the Mets I love the Mets!
@@julians9899i love meths
EXACTLY i told them too wtf answer they had💀
Where do I know that from?
Hamminations
"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST!? I CALL IT A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!"
I present to you LA's finest 😂
Lmfao 🤣🤣
We*
Helo, i am a very smal artists caled #eggyeggleton annd wuld apreciate it if you cecked ot my most resent relase (not a beep boop)
@@PersonOffWT oh shut up
Now that's a nightmare if you play payday2 crime wave edition
the fact the he commissioned a nsfw VA is fucking hilarious
Cottontail VA...for anyone wondering. She is also a Vtuber
Didnt even realize this was cottontail until i saw this comment
didn't even know who cottontail was until i saw this comment
@@axisignis857 @__moonsies__ the fact that you recognized her though...
Kinda just pitted yourself
"32 mcdoubles a day" bro is a ghost at this point
Bro heart gonna stop before he gets the napkins 💀
Where does he put those? Cholesterol aside, the man should be rolling around with a diet like that
It’s 16
Eh who says he doesn’t exercise 😊 or not eat all of them in one day 🤔 and stock up at home 🤣
The One And Only The Legendary McHeartAttack
To be fair, 16 mcdoubles twice a day absolutely entitles him to 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap.
Yup 👍💯😛
And 5 toilet rolls... at least.
And 500 straws because *fuck them turtles*
@@The_Keeper don’t forget the straws ☺️❤️
32 mcdoubles a day
"Did they show up for free ?...." 😂😂
Can't believe no one is talking about that part 😂😂😂
@@archangelrapheal5231 that is like cherry on top of the jokes 🤣🤣
@@abhinavkumar0144 Facts 😂😂
Badger really knows how to make a statement with his SFMs. Cotton's voice acting is top-notch!
hello chimken
Will you look at that which part of the world are living
Didnt you call a 14 year old "mature"?
@@mr.jitterspam9552 idk if you know this but chicken is a bot account lol
Bro
Okay I’m 99% positive badger has had this exact conversation with a McDonald employee at least once.
of course he did. He just recorded and animated it
Me at every fast food
Me too lmfao
lol you know this actually happened your right.
Yeah
Cotton does such a good job with the "existentially done with this shit but not allowed to telegraph it" voice XD
You can tell she's worked retail or food service at least once in her life...
it's her default voice
Cute voice
@Pie Squared ok
What's the character she's voicing?
EDIT: I meant to say what's the name of the character she's voicing, I know she's voicing the cashier but what is the name of the character model of the cashier.
“Calling a SWAT team over napkins? Do they show up for free-“
INSTANTLY DIES 🤣🤣🤣
The Cashier has had enough bullshittery
The cloaker hitting him on the floor is pure comedy gold
Cloaker noise gives me PTSD
@@DG_64 AHHH!!
DYIIIING,
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC
BAG
i miss payday2 now
“They are technically all free, but at some point it becomes an inconvenience to our staff and other customers, so we ask that you only take what you need.”
BUT at what point is it an inconvenience?
Now they're 5 cents each
But what if he really needs 480 napkins?
If everyone starts to take 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap then they will probably put a price on it
Wuthering what if I need 480 napkins or 80 pumps of soap or all your straws?
Absolutely love Badger. He’s a treasure to the world.
Yea I would love to see him play dmz
Biggest and best shit post yet
Badger is shitpost personified
*me who watch 10 minutes of his twitch streams*...he is...on youtube....on tiwtch.....i rather open pandoras box
I feel like I’ve heard the other two voices before who are they
This guy is the reason bags are 10 cents
‘Hey bro how did you got in jail’
‘I got some napkins from a restaurant 😭’
Badger out here hiring hentai VAs for his minor voiceovers.
Based moment I would say. Though I remember when she made a vid how she was sfw or rather made separate stuff for it but idk. Still based
Wait what? She voices hentai? Who is she?
@@xFAM3xSkollx Asking for a friend I presume?
@@scotginger4690 I’m friend lol
@@xFAM3xSkollx CottontailVA
actual god tier, mans got cottontail in a video
Heheh. Cottontail
I wonder what else cottontail has worked on
@@Sylau369 she done played tarkov with endra
every day we get closer to the badger vtuber era
Bro this got me worked up and i dont even kno who cottontail is lmao
If he buys that much, yes the 80 pumps of soap is free.
"You call this resisting arrest, we call this a difficulty tweak" 😂😂
Stepping up production with the separate voice actors. Can’t wait to see the whole thing!
The VA sound familiar but I can't place it
@@anarken1598CottontailVA. There's a link to her channel in the description.
@@anarken1598 its an nsfw va, Cottontail
@@caleb2569 probably heard her work in those short comic dubs on here
@@anarken1598 He probably knows her through Heavenly. Cottontail and Heavenly play together pretty often
honestly if he orders that much every day he deserves all the soap and napkins
At first I thought he needed napkins for smg else
@@shivanshgarewal2833 what do you mean by that?
He deserves the entire store he gives them like 1k every day
@@shivanshgarewal2833For?
@@shivanshgarewal2833 sus
To be fair 32 mcdoubles a day definitely entitles him to 480 napkins and 80 pumps of soap
Technically everything is free if you run fast enough
There’s no way a fast food worker cares enough to continue the conversation after the soap question
@Pie Squared don’t worry, I wont
Isn’t the end showing it‘s just her imagination how he gets arrested?
When they ask you that stupid of a question of "how many pumps of soap can I have for free" I'm sure you'd start yelling at them
@@buffalot35t1cles3 I not sure if you meant “you” as in me, or “you” as in “one” (like “one needs to know”, not like the number), but I wouldn’t. I’d probably either say “sir, I’m not getting payed enough to continue this conversation”, or nothing at all. Depending on how annoyed I was before the conversation.
Pretty sure most are already checked out before he even got to the napkin question.
A never ending loop of a cashier slowly Descending into insanity. Perfectly encapsulates how it feels to work in fast food.
Just another day
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
@@alessyoh8124 Repeating the same misdeeds expecting a different result.
Crazy? I was crazy once
😂
badger rlly out here getting voice actors for these skits
NOOOOO NOT THE STRAWS
I love when people commission NSFW VAs for shitposts
What?
@@jackrobalino4565 Cottontail does NSFW voicework
@@lokithesnake6266 that sounds familiar...IM BOUTTA BUSTTT
@@jesustitan-qf9un stop
@@lokithesnake6266 Oh thats why she sounds so familiar.
I love how the ending implies that either Badger came back to complain about being jumped by Cloaker, or the Cashier is just flat out insane XD
I mean probably insane who knows well the cashier shot the waitress with a shotgun then she came back to life so I would say insane
I prefer to think it's a whole new idiot asking the same garbage
He did it that way so it looks perfectly
You've never worked retail or food service before, huh? It's like this everyday.
Buddy, once you work customer service things like this are your daydreams. You have them so you don't get in trouble by acting on them.
“ how many sause packets would you like sir, 2 or 3? “
Me: Yes
I'm taking straw too. 😭😭Bro is going to open his own shop. 🤣🤣
Badger is literally that guy who would do something like this and even get away with it, because the guy at the register would still be wondering why he needs all thay
1.1k likes and no comments? Let me fix that
@@Golden_122 NO
They don't get paid enough to care
I like how it transitions into the loop, like she's just endlessly imagining this sequence happening over and over.
ptsd
It's like some sort of retail purgatory...or hell, even.
Sounds like hospitality to me
BADGER IS IMMORTAL
thinking about dumb shit like this is probably the only thing that gets her through the work day
Bro went ham on the soap dispenser
That pump is wild
As a former Fast Food counter Worker, the voice acting is spot on for the worker. The level of 'I don't give a fuck' on her voice is so authentic
As a current one, this shit is exactly what I experience every day
@mart it's just authentic, just throw in someone on the phone screaming about wanting their money back, and it's spot on, picture perfect if the person on the phone fucking comes in to scream at you in person
No, it's the voice of one in three teens over the age of 14 who looks at their cell phone for 24 hours and at the same time has some form of responsibility
@Egueneman69 kewl I guess? Never expected to get an "old man yells at clouds" response.
But OkAy BoOmEr
@@aliceangl3563 What?
I'm just saying what kind of individuals they are, you wouldn't believe how similar people are in character and behavior.
I just think about it a lot more
"You call this resisting arrest, I call this a difficulty tweek" I'm gone💀
Right like 2030 about to be dire 😅
And payday 3 still isnt out yet. Im pretty pissed about it too.
Oof.
Man i love payday. Miss the good times with the homies playing it. Good times
FBI OPEN UP
That traumatic cloaker sounds bro… sent shivers down my spine.
THAT CLOAKER SOUND
Cotton tail and badger meeting is something I never thought would happen
That's cottontail?
@@hellodarkness2458That’s Cottontail.
@Hell Delta yeah, I just checked the description and there she is
@@HellaDelta42069 😳damn didn’t even notice lmao
His buddy Heavenly frequently lurks in her chat and they have done collabs before. if anything it was just a small jump through Heavenly to pull her in for the clip i bet. all he had to do was say, "I wanna make a clip and need a Female VA-" and Heavenly went "already sent you her info."
Let's be honest, Badge is just out here asking the real questions of society
Kinda
When does free not become free
Ah yes, my favourite emote: Badge
Badge?!?
BADGE?!?!
B A D G E ? ! ? ! ?
@@kartikayysola y'know, like Sadge, but reskined to look like Badger
Bro just has random thoughts and makes a vid out of it hilarious😂😂😂
I LOVE that payday 2 reference
I like how the loop implies that badger managed to kill the entire SWAT team and was so concussed by the cloaker that he forgot he already asked if the napkins were free
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That, or there are an infinite amount of people who order 16 McDoubles.
Explains why she is already done with his shit
@@hummussapien7.6billion68that or she also concussed from a shotgun
Happens to all of us
bro let his intrusive thoughts come out
Lot of white stuff
🤨
His Intrusive thoughts are gay?
@@RithwikVadul what the f do you even mean
@@SingularisFox stop acting your just trying to get replies and I know this because I ha e done this before you know well what semen from Yemen is
The way he consistently breaks the 180 degree rule makes these shorts so much more chaotic than they need to be lol.
Can you explain why it’s called a 180 degree rule?
He won’t even make it to his car got me rolling😂
“Did they show up for fr-“
Famous last words
1.2k likes yet no comment
Im finna change that
1.2k likes but one comment let me fix that
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"You call this a resisting arrest! We call this a difficult retreat." Love this line.
'difficulty tree', but I think you got it.
I think he says "a difficulty tweak"
It's difficult tweak
No no, it’s difficulty shiek.
it's difficulty tweak
I thought a cloaked would show up and drop kick him
I like how the tablet on the guys chest matches the mood
He really hired cottontail to voice act the employee what a mad lad
100% heavenly recommended her to him, I do not believe in other possibilities
@@pavluck127 that would make sense
@@pavluck127 heavenly is his vtuber plug, bro knows 50% of the indie community
The horniest rabbit on twitch once again invades our timeline
I think I recognise that name from a certain green website....
"We call this the difficulty tweak" oh my god the nightmares 💀
400 likes but no comments? let me fix that
I. *REALLY.* Wanna play Payday 2. But I can’t figure out how to set up a server and since I don’t have anyone in my friend group that’s played it before, I am absolutely clueless about the game. But man, do I really wanna learn how to play so I can convince my buds to play it do
@@NateSchulte it's a lot of fun and it's pretty easy
@@NateSchulteyou don't have to setup a server bruh
The way the receptionist used the title “The MF police” for 911
"You were arrested for stealing straws, soap and napkins"
This is truly something me and my friends would do.
Call a police team over napkins and soap.
You call this resisting arrest?
@@REDACTED6 *WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK*
@@oplap6269 *drop kicks in cloaker*
Hehe yea, also we should make badger play dmz
FOAP
Ay the dude who commented just broke community guidelines bru 💀
Edit: The original comment was me commenting on "You call this resisting arrest?! We call this a difficulty tweak!"
@Dont_click_this_profile Too bad. I read your name, what are you going to do about it?
Me: has been meeling cloakers on dvn / dummies vs noobs (game on roblox) and not played payday 2
@@jycie8511 *meleeing
I call that a "Akimbo Tatonka Submachine Guns' Mayhem"
Wtf is the point of adding "singlehandedly" to that sentence
“What about the soap in the bathroom can I just crank out 80 pumps of soap and take it home?”💀
"i might even take some toilet paper"
I’m having PTSD
As a retail worker, this is exactly why I don't trust myself to be armed. I would absolutely have glocked someone at this point even with my panzie-ass coward nature.
People who don't work retail will never know our pain.
As someone who has worked fast food and at a hospital. Hospitals are worse. You want to wish everyone gets tachicardia and that the nurses do not repsond the flat line.
Edit: was just spelling spelling errors, i have big hands thus typing on a phone is bs.
@@GhostCozak LITERALLY FOOD SERVICE IN A HOSPITAL RN IT BE LIKE THAT especially the "regulars" who you just know their name and immediately know shits gonna hit the fan once you hear the name
they usually don't tell you this at the counter but the ducks at the park are free, you can take them home
@@D2.159 and I have 16. In my tummy. 😋
The elites really don’t want you to know this
Do you know any fun things to do with 37 ducks?
@@davidh0610 Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner, for the next month.
Smash, next question
crazy how this sound blowing up again
Fr
God damn, that's a beautiful loop.
How did no one comment on this yet and you have 1.4k likes
Only 1 reply and 1.6k likes? lemme fix it
now you have 3 comments
fr
@@crispywhisky how original
The 911 number was saved by the name " the mf police". I am dead 💀💀
Edit 1: 3.1k likes . Woww it's my first time
Fr 💀
Meaning this happens on the regular
That's MAF tau team from scp
RIP
i thought i only noticed
I love how his tablet shows up with the most random things in the world.
I dare someone to try this at an actual McDonald’s and post it
She was sooo done with questions regarding "free" things/services and I love it 🤣
Yes that's the joke ha ha ha
I can relate as a service worker
The perfect loop doesn't exi-
WE NEED A DIFFICULTY TWEAK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
This turns out to be her nightmare and her taking control...all to relive the nightmare. Damn talk about trauma. A case study right there for a PhD.
@@Qardo Yeah for a PhDeez Nuts HA
I made it 911 :)
🤖🤖🤖
The transition was smooth 😂
No matter where I go.. no matter where I hide…. IT FINDS ME.
CLOAKERS! GET THE HELL DOWN!
The perfect loop doesn’t exi-
She got arrested before she finished the sentence 😂😂
But now it exists
I was gonna say that
@Lucas Gawor We really didnt ask
legends say that perfect loop alway loop
“YOU CALL THIS RESISTING AREST,WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK”
-Payday 2 Cloaker
*insert cloaker noises*
@@Ryan-os3ef *Breathing heavy* *points gun* YOU BETTER NOT- *Gets Dropkicked*
people running sociopath: I dont see this problem
@@kapow22319 *Points gun* What the fuck do you mean by that?
I really don’t think soap was coming out of the soap dispenser😅
The screen on his chest when he's getting beat the f*ck up is 'Credits song for my death' thumnail lol.
I love how most characters have their face covered, so Badger doesn't need to animate their mouths or other facial expressions
Genius move
Also why so many characters have masks in animation(it’s easy)
@@aerickmon3350 it isn't so much that it's easier but that it saves time on animating mouths which can be applied to more important details for maintaining immersion. 3D animation is very, _very_ time-consuming, and any small time saving moves add up and get you a better animation in the end.
Bro Don expose my man like that-
Yeah, her name is heart stopper btw
The fact that it perfectly loops is amazing.
Biggest shower thought outside the shower
" THE MF POLICE " i can't-
“YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?! WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”!😂😂😂
I'm so uding that
cloaker
This deserves more likes
best part
I absolutely didn't expect for him to be taken down by a cloaker before even leaving the door LOL
I find it funny as hell that the "Excuse Me" at the end loops the video perfectly. Absolutely genius, now I can watch this short for hours without ruining my immersion.
My ImErsIon
My eminence
Oh I didn't notice huh
he just keeps coming back and trying again and again, and she is the only one who remembers
Why don't you go immerse yourself in a shower
How many are free?
As much as you need sir.
But what if i need 100 napkins?
💀💀💀💀💀
"That's not the point"
why looking up in the air is crazy 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS DIFFICULTY TWEAK.” CAUGHT ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK
the cloaker sfx always gets me. ah the ptsd from pd2... good shit
I noticed that when a cloaker beats him up, on his screen there’s a “credit song for my death”. 💀
The most hours I have on a game is borderlands 2.
Followed by pd2.
Those cloakers live rent free 😂
SAMMEEEEE
Cottontail's voice is heavenly.
It was heavenly all along? A disguise? One may say
@@madmonty4761
Damn, beat me to it.
@@madmonty4761 DEADASS? I didn't know heavenly was an anime girl 🥶
@@ilovelean9399 he got a scooby doo costume
@@madmonty4761 rip off the head and its a grown ass man lol
I think the question should have been" if we allow every customer to take hundreds of napkins 80 pumps of soap, do you think they would be free afterwards?"
Her voice sounds like Tracer from overwatch
During the pandemic i looked the workers at an Arby's in the eyes, said "Im sorry" and stole an entire stack of napkins. I believe they understood why
I mean... If the napkins are free
@@vaporizer2211 technically it is free...
Highkey, it's Arby's: they don't care.
I mean if you're buying 32 burgers a day every day is just give him a box of napkins lol
And then everyone clapped, right?
If he's buying that much food, he basically already owns the store.
“Were they sent for free-“
Famous last words.
Badger and Cotton was a combo i'm glad the world has
I love how someone else knows who she is.
@@kainoaghostbaang9359 cottontailVA
@@akshat6197 yes
FRRRRR
Oh my god, IS THAT HEAVENLYFATHER?!
Always with the damn cloakers
“You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!”
theyre fucking ruthless💀
“YoU wANtEd mE bACk, So I’M bAcK”
It’s you call this police brutality we call this a difficulty tweak
That sound still makes me anxious to this day
@@-Rip_Nero- no he had it right, you literally just reversed it
The payday refrence is on point with the absolutely horrific noise and the detail to the design
Love it
That cloaker noise triggered my severe PTSD
Yes
same
"YOU CALL THIS RESISTING PTSD, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"
@@RoyalTfrii wut dafuq
Your not the only one
"What if every customer took hundreds of napkins and 80 pumps of soap, does that sound fair?"
"Yeah it sure does."
Hes got a point there
Well if people started doing it they may put a price on it
I mean, everyone is getting free stuff, which makes it fair
Especially with how much he actually buys there😂
Customer vs employee mentality illustrated. Napkins and such conveniences are provided free of charge but they cost the business money. There's a bean counter in most major offices that does little else than watch those kind of expenses and compare them to the overall budget. If the expenses get too high they'll find a solution like charging for napkins. Then the poor employees have to deal with customers who complain about napkins costing money and nobody is happy. So no, it's not fair to the people that work there. Customers aren't the only part of the equation of "fairness".
@@RandomStuffs11o5then prepare to pay 50 dollars for each pump😂😂😂
I adore how when hes getting beat up,the screen on his chest shows "credits song for my death" illustration
"Free and not free"
Girl: *_-casually pulls out a wasteland princess Sawed off-_*
How do you cross it out like that?
@@mikepagano7139it's a font from a website
@@mikepagano7139
Like this with *_-
Then close it off with -_*
@@justveibing *_- HMM-_*
*_hmm_*
"We call this a difficulty tweak" is what I will now say in response to someone being overly annoying 😂
YES
Yes lol
YES YES YES! Lol