How to Destroy Your Windows 98 OS (British Narration)

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  • A North London resident guides you through this classic Windows 98 tutorial. Learn how to connect to the internet, set up a modem, and delete vital system files for no reason.
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  • @Podel
    @Podel  Місяць тому +17

    Twitter : twitter.com/Podel_irl
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  • @MondySpartan
    @MondySpartan Місяць тому +320

    I remember when Podel’s channel description used to say “Subscribe for more Windows 95 hacks”, he really wasn’t lying.

    • @Carbine64
      @Carbine64 Місяць тому +15

      this is clearly Kindows 98, he was lying after all!

    • @Ech0Chamber
      @Ech0Chamber Місяць тому +1

      Awaiting Kindows 7.

    • @Lepaperclipe
      @Lepaperclipe 26 днів тому

      the video LIZARD LICK SCOPING said "Subscribe for more windows XP hacks" actually

  • @myfrikkinchannel
    @myfrikkinchannel Місяць тому +605

    instructions unclear, accidently ordered 4 tons of unrefined plutonium to my ex wifes house

    • @BradleyG01
      @BradleyG01 Місяць тому +49

      No worries, I've intercepted the package and it is now on its way to going to a good cause.
      Thanks,
      -North Korea

    • @thatoneguyincatalonia5321
      @thatoneguyincatalonia5321 Місяць тому +7

      I mean it happens all the time, so annoying man

    • @zsideswapper6718
      @zsideswapper6718 Місяць тому +2

      I smell like depleted uranium.

    • @Immortalis...
      @Immortalis... Місяць тому +6

      hi (im living under a wet bridge in south bristol)

    • @thinkthing1984
      @thinkthing1984 Місяць тому +3

      organ failure

  • @getoutofherestalker9652
    @getoutofherestalker9652 Місяць тому +335

    I tried doing this but I turned on my computer and inhaled 500kg of asbestos

    • @zsideswapper6718
      @zsideswapper6718 Місяць тому +15

      I inhaled concrete and it tasted better.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap Місяць тому +2

      @@zsideswapper6718 Plz help I inhaled dust as old as April 22, 1974!

    • @Your_username_
      @Your_username_ Місяць тому +2

      Proper stingy fumes innit

    • @Dat_weird_gamer
      @Dat_weird_gamer Місяць тому

      it happened the same to me and i died instantly (reference to a video of mr incredible getting blasted by a JDAM missile)

    • @zsideswapper6718
      @zsideswapper6718 Місяць тому

      @@Ohflipsnap Proper meal m8.

  • @HardToBeAPoopGod
    @HardToBeAPoopGod Місяць тому +101

    you can tell this is actually serious this time because he didn't vacuum while recording

    • @KingConcho
      @KingConcho Місяць тому +2

      The lack of cough is another sign

  • @Leymora
    @Leymora Місяць тому +107

    I miss the days when you could run an entire Operating System and 4 instances of Internet Explorer with 0GB RAM installed. I am glad however that they changed the 78-click to double-click.

  • @user-tf9hk4tq7v
    @user-tf9hk4tq7v Місяць тому +157

    "Babe wake up-
    *Podel posted* "

  • @Pixelponny
    @Pixelponny Місяць тому +14

    I love how the subtitles consist of a static "computer"

  • @LeonidasMZee
    @LeonidasMZee Місяць тому +16

    Man fishes broken mouse and keyboard out of eastbourne sea and gets yelled at by random couples in a chippy

  • @lilyride7865
    @lilyride7865 Місяць тому +13

    That moment when your building is on fire but you cant call the brigade because windows 98 is downloading updates over dial up

  • @Jixaw.
    @Jixaw. Місяць тому +44

    incredibly touching ❤️

  • @Digital_Decay
    @Digital_Decay Місяць тому +29

    hiya podel,
    Boots optitians intern here.
    fuck off yeah?
    I hope this message finds you well.
    cheers,
    Steve

  • @brettphillips7034
    @brettphillips7034 Місяць тому +22

    I may be deaf, but thankfully the subtitles helped me install my 0 TB/km of ram to my Window 1898 Computer

  • @Lord_Silverfish
    @Lord_Silverfish Місяць тому +47

    Not a narration, a transmission

  • @4nonym0u5
    @4nonym0u5 Місяць тому +60

    this feels like a jixaw video without the twitter posts

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 Місяць тому +34

      Jixaw and Podel are really close together. One might even say they even share dinner plates or whatever

    • @okbro3524
      @okbro3524 Місяць тому +35

      jixaw learned his style of humour from Podel

    • @kakroom3407
      @kakroom3407 Місяць тому

      @@rigel8755 they shop for skills and boilet water at the exact same exxon mobil station

  • @sks2002
    @sks2002 Місяць тому +69

    We’re making it out of PC World in Cribbs Causeway with this one!!!

    • @spacebeam6480
      @spacebeam6480 Місяць тому

      Mfw my m1 ticket takes me to South Ealing instead.

    • @gibberishdump1610
      @gibberishdump1610 Місяць тому

      xD

    • @sks2002
      @sks2002 Місяць тому +1

      @@spacebeam6480 the most normal Metrobus journey in Stroud

  • @tchunflayleproso6936
    @tchunflayleproso6936 Місяць тому +9

    instructions unclear, sent 1758 pringles cans to bulgarian embassy in libya

  • @ps2bndled
    @ps2bndled Місяць тому +27

    My granny Leila just bought a Windows 98 package with the LX trim just yesterday and she doesn't know how to run it. You posted at the perfect time and now I'm going to e-mail this videotape to her. Thanks :-)

  • @gruntledabhored
    @gruntledabhored Місяць тому +2

    Thank you for the British narraration disclaimer. Without it I would have clicked on the video, waited through the ad, then immediately closed the video out the moment I heard the voice.

  • @WolfclawTheGreatwolf
    @WolfclawTheGreatwolf Місяць тому +27

    classic podel is back

  • @Max-fi2ib
    @Max-fi2ib Місяць тому +32

    another podel classic

  • @itspurplepaw6163
    @itspurplepaw6163 Місяць тому +33

    this is most definetly a moment

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer Місяць тому +1

      of all time.

    • @zsideswapper6718
      @zsideswapper6718 Місяць тому

      WHAT?!?
      THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY!
      TAKE A PICTURE!

  • @piggosalternateaccount4917
    @piggosalternateaccount4917 Місяць тому +8

    Instructions clear - Ate my GPU for unrelated reasons

  • @Verxinn
    @Verxinn Місяць тому +19

    thanks i really needed to know how to destroy my windows 98 os and any other english accent wouldn't cut it

  • @firefalcon124epic
    @firefalcon124epic Місяць тому +7

    Love how every moment of this he just can't seem to stay in character

  • @mumblety
    @mumblety Місяць тому +3

    I'm getting strong DeSinc vibes from this LMAO
    Great video!

  • @AndrewProductions-wd2qx
    @AndrewProductions-wd2qx Місяць тому +6

    British man has an existential crisis while doing tech support for Kindows, colorized, 1987

  • @lucybrown4230
    @lucybrown4230 Місяць тому +6

    Thank you for the amazing tutorial. Now I can fulfill my lifelong dream of buying a shit-ton of plastic cups on ebay. It's truly remarkable to see what technology is capable of.

  • @salty_popcorn_
    @salty_popcorn_ Місяць тому +8

    thanks for the guide, i started watching after my crap windows 94 computer exploded by trying to calculate when i will get out debt in the current economy in solitaire

  • @BBHSN98
    @BBHSN98 Місяць тому +5

    Lob a bin at my face at 8:45 pm GMT +3 cheers mate

  • @mrcoolawesomemanguy
    @mrcoolawesomemanguy Місяць тому +5

    anyone else notice that the close captioning is literally just the word "computer" the whole video

  • @rjskillz92
    @rjskillz92 Місяць тому +3

    Thankful for the subtitles.

  • @radiofish5649
    @radiofish5649 Місяць тому

    This was extremely funny, I hope to see you more often!

  • @loungesuitsarefortramps
    @loungesuitsarefortramps Місяць тому +4

    Cutting edge. 5 empty tabs of IE eats up all the disk space. We should use this OS for our nuclear weapons!

  • @stennostenno1346
    @stennostenno1346 Місяць тому +2

    You must have a lot of time on your hands my friend, love it

  • @86Box
    @86Box Місяць тому +3

    instructions unclear, accidentally found out how to emulate intel uranium CPUs - this will be fixed in the next update

  • @pooter7263
    @pooter7263 Місяць тому

    its amazing how a surprising amount of critical pieces of machinery still run on systems like this, truly a 21st century classic

  • @Peeps40836
    @Peeps40836 Місяць тому

    I was thoroughly enjoying this video that I forgot to put on captions as always, but once I did, oh wow. It sure does enhance the viewing experience.

  • @user-dr8et4kt7r
    @user-dr8et4kt7r Місяць тому +2

    This is a certified podel classic

  • @lulkak2664
    @lulkak2664 Місяць тому +4

    love the subtitles

  • @burtdanams4426
    @burtdanams4426 Місяць тому

    This is so nostalgic for me. It's almost impossible to find videos with this flavor anymore

    • @Podel
      @Podel  Місяць тому

      I used to make vids like this in 2008 with no music and fraps

  • @adamthemediocre6376
    @adamthemediocre6376 Місяць тому +4

    great tutorial poodle

  • @TheOz1999
    @TheOz1999 Місяць тому +3

    "The UI was designed by... like, some intern at Boots opticians" XD

  • @altechelghanforever9906
    @altechelghanforever9906 Місяць тому +1

    Instructions unclear, Microsoft special forces raided my house.

  • @Horrid_IV
    @Horrid_IV Місяць тому

    I feel like I'm back in 2015 watching your shti tutorials thanks po

  • @jdixon390
    @jdixon390 Місяць тому +2

    Instructions unclear
    PC burned my house down

  • @jiminyhopkins
    @jiminyhopkins Місяць тому +2

    I just finished my shift at a well maintained nuclear reactor. You have a nice spine.

  • @netrixdd
    @netrixdd Місяць тому +7

    British Naration
    Located in South Pakistan.
    Truly a moment in history.

    • @Evilfaic
      @Evilfaic Місяць тому +3

      I think maybe people can move around and like go to different countries not sure though

    • @zsideswapper6718
      @zsideswapper6718 Місяць тому +3

      The technique he's showing us in this video though, is from an ancestral tribe from Lesser Micronesia. They had very advanced computing knowledge.

  • @seoj4702
    @seoj4702 Місяць тому

    thanks for the subtitles

  • @thesailingship7183
    @thesailingship7183 Місяць тому

    "Hopefully it'll load."
    *browser crashes in seconds*
    "O arright"

  • @zsideswapper6718
    @zsideswapper6718 Місяць тому +1

    Another tip is to make sure you shut down your motherboard while attempting to update its BIOS. It is more effective that way.

  • @aqshay
    @aqshay Місяць тому

    Love your videos! Makes me laugh like an idiot.

  • @radelert_007
    @radelert_007 Місяць тому +4

    Lyrics:
    computer

  • @Danklovic
    @Danklovic Місяць тому +1

    oh my god podel uploaded
    no way he

  • @TheDeathMedic
    @TheDeathMedic Місяць тому

    I 'member when about:blank was the only thing we had back at home. Thank you for bringing back those memories. (My father used to beat me between 7:00PM and 10:00PM.)

  • @archaeologyyy
    @archaeologyyy Місяць тому +5

    Cheers lad UA-cam autoselected 4k and it took up so much of my home's bandwidth loading this shite video my gen alpha little brother's neuralink went haywire and he died right there in our kitchen.

  • @JadeyJ4d3y
    @JadeyJ4d3y Місяць тому +2

    epic tutorial now my house is a nuclear reactor on lockdown due to radiation leaks

  • @zacharypeterson5540
    @zacharypeterson5540 Місяць тому

    I wish I could go back in time and show this video to a medieval surf

  • @PendragonNC
    @PendragonNC Місяць тому

    excellent subtitles

  • @MsQueenOfDance
    @MsQueenOfDance Місяць тому +2

    Tech tip, if you run low on ram you can download more

  • @ScouseTrainspotter1999
    @ScouseTrainspotter1999 Місяць тому

    Thank you for this tutorial I am now driving a Renfe AVE S103 to Rotherham thank you

  • @spagman0
    @spagman0 Місяць тому +3

    cheers mate

  • @TheBabelianGhost
    @TheBabelianGhost Місяць тому +2

    Nice video, mate. Just wanna a question, though. What happened to your OK Tutorials on Adobe After Effects? These videos were hilarious to me, and I don't see them anymore?

  • @watchtheworld7840
    @watchtheworld7840 Місяць тому

    Incredible, I can't wait to join the army.

  • @LeeY0uTube
    @LeeY0uTube Місяць тому +2

    In 1997, I broke 84 plates and cups in a Morrisons. I’m not allowed in the Morrisons in brierfield :(

    • @Podel
      @Podel  Місяць тому +1

      ok

  • @hunterbeatbilly9836
    @hunterbeatbilly9836 26 днів тому

    The vargskelethor stream i never saw yet.

  • @NewtGQ
    @NewtGQ Місяць тому

    I was an intern at boots in 1288 and yeah that guy who designed windows 98 was ahead of his time

  • @DyoKasparov
    @DyoKasparov Місяць тому

    this is how I screwed up with PCs many moons ago, great vid to remind me of those times :D

  • @featherlessbiped9678
    @featherlessbiped9678 Місяць тому +2

    Great, helpful tutorial as always. I'm going to lob a packet of LIDL salmon through your window tonight

  • @Ccaraaa
    @Ccaraaa Місяць тому +2

    im fucking dying why is this so funny

  • @Hezy
    @Hezy Місяць тому +3

    So do I order shipment of refined thorium or what?

  • @LouMadrid
    @LouMadrid Місяць тому

    it's like he's still with us

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer Місяць тому +2

    Step 1: Delete 'system32'
    Step 2: Delete eardrums using headphones

  • @simons9264
    @simons9264 Місяць тому

    classic podel vibes

  • @Blaza303
    @Blaza303 Місяць тому

    I made out with my hand to this retro reading, he now knows how to download more RAM from MSN

  • @TheGoldenGear
    @TheGoldenGear Місяць тому +2

    I missed these crap tutorials so much. Thank you Mr Beast

  • @Janingham
    @Janingham Місяць тому +1

    quality content

  • @TheJimmer
    @TheJimmer Місяць тому

    It's 5am and you fell asleep watching tutorials and this one is autoplaying after 4 hours of Adobe Premiere motion graphics instructionals. You're afraid and you're not sure why

  • @user-yh7yd6ts5c
    @user-yh7yd6ts5c Місяць тому

    Art.

  • @Eichro
    @Eichro Місяць тому

    i like how the subtitles just say "computer"

  • @JVKRamRoldan
    @JVKRamRoldan Місяць тому +1

    I love old computers

  • @GSMillion
    @GSMillion Місяць тому

    I learned a lot

  • @sectorwire
    @sectorwire Місяць тому +1

    Moving right along:
    That must be, um... ...that must be why we're not shipping Kindows 98.
    Absolutely, absolutely...

  • @ethhics
    @ethhics Місяць тому

    This reminds me of the classic 2016/2017 After Effects tutorials you did, which are gone from your channel, could you put them maybe on unlisted or something? ❤

  • @Bap_0
    @Bap_0 Місяць тому +1

    bought my copy at currys pc world around 10 decades ago, been doing absolutely nothing with it since

  • @SuspiciousGrapeSoda
    @SuspiciousGrapeSoda Місяць тому

    peak cinema

  • @ArcaneMontane
    @ArcaneMontane Місяць тому

    The other day I was just thinking how solid this OS was in comparisson with the low quality we get today from MS

  • @rossmoss4796
    @rossmoss4796 Місяць тому

    i like the simple video 🎉

  • @J1nsie
    @J1nsie Місяць тому +1

    I accidentally created 64 kilograms of gunpowder which i promptly sold to the chinese government

  • @RBSR5
    @RBSR5 Місяць тому

    true bandicam footage

  • @PapaLuge
    @PapaLuge Місяць тому

    Beautiful

  • @Kyntteri
    @Kyntteri Місяць тому

    I botched up something. The local sewage plant is now pumping their payload back to houses.

  • @Unkindled13
    @Unkindled13 Місяць тому +2

    Nvidia, fragrance for men: windows ‘95

  • @Irondrone4
    @Irondrone4 Місяць тому

    Can't wait to share this sacred ritual with the rest of the techpriests. Omnissiah, be praised!

  • @BurkaDurkaGaming
    @BurkaDurkaGaming Місяць тому

    i smell like a halogen gas thx again for the tut vrother

  • @alejandropulidorodriguez9723
    @alejandropulidorodriguez9723 Місяць тому

    splendid

  • @TheNightquaker
    @TheNightquaker Місяць тому

    Thanks for the British, Podel

  • @okokokokokhahaha
    @okokokokokhahaha Місяць тому +3

    >British narration
    😒 Wonderful.

  • @canadianfurrytrash906
    @canadianfurrytrash906 Місяць тому

    Instructions unclear, I accidentally got ahold of the Shirley Temple Little Darling DVD Collection which has 18 unforgettable films fully restored in black and white and in colour

  • @rsrt6910
    @rsrt6910 Місяць тому

    Instructions unclear, PC summoned a demon from the underdark who performed a hard reboot, shoved 17 MB of RAM into the CD slot then went in the living room to drink all my soy sauce and play minecraft.