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  • @Divicy
    @Divicy 4 роки тому +5724

    These people truly watch these shows for “research purposes”.

    • @tedxteddy
      @tedxteddy 4 роки тому +61

      I will go to Uranus planet now xD

    • @xyleakz9550
      @xyleakz9550 4 роки тому +26

      Is this supposed to be a Jiraiya reference? LOL

    • @AkiyamaYMXI
      @AkiyamaYMXI 4 роки тому +16

      Widen the p*ssy
      For fisting hmmm
      Only people who watches euphora will know

    • @eyesnapples6167
      @eyesnapples6167 4 роки тому +4

      @Aconite You ought to say “what is the sauce”, if thou aspires to be a man of culture.

    • @thecontentblacksmith2502
      @thecontentblacksmith2502 4 роки тому +6

      Only for research 😏😏😏

  • @godsdonttalk597
    @godsdonttalk597 4 роки тому +9916

    Basically three types of assignment turn-ins:
    The diligent student
    The lazy student
    and the memer

  • @snailthelostcow63
    @snailthelostcow63 4 роки тому +47307

    1st review: The professional review
    2nd review: the innocent review
    3rd review: the man of culture review

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +3606

    You have to appreciate how some of these reviewers actually took the time to deeply analyze the "plot" for these cultured pieces of media

  • @TheNicestPig
    @TheNicestPig 4 роки тому +13484

    That third guy was so cultured i couldn't believe it.

    • @HarleyCringe
      @HarleyCringe 4 роки тому +436

      I couldn't handle all this culture

    • @grimbite5625
      @grimbite5625 4 роки тому +133

      Im just suprised 926 people liked this comment only 2 including me replied to it. People on youtube are so introverted yikes

    • @pewpew8002
      @pewpew8002 4 роки тому +108

      Just watching this makes me think the 3rd guy made the review how he thought the person who ordered would enjoy it. Seeing The Anime Mans reactions I'd say he did a damn good job.

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 4 роки тому +54

      The video starts at 7:08 thank me later

    • @grimbite5625
      @grimbite5625 4 роки тому +30

      @Bakoobie This is way too deep.

  • @clerixam
    @clerixam 4 роки тому +8962

    How dafuk did that first guy even understand the story, let alone make an actual analysis on it.. give that man a medal.

    • @elpatoamo4136
      @elpatoamo4136 4 роки тому +468

      He probably played the games, in the anime they don't explain anything

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 4 роки тому +322

      I think he stated he downloaded it, meaning he played the game. It goes into more detail. I've seen glimpses of the arcs. They actually don't escape like in the Anime. Keisuke is given a choice to ditch all the women or save them (at the cost of his physical well being) and can save them all, save a few, save 1 or none) then end up in the school where I think Kanae was the leader all along and forces you to fuck everyone in the school OR it's managed by a cult led by Keisuke's daughter Byakuya Rinne and fucks her to secure another "heir" And what not BUT it turns out that it was all a simulation to save his life somehow, I think and Nemu (apparently his gf or something) entered it as well and acted the way she did to help him.

    • @nudny_kanal
      @nudny_kanal 3 роки тому +80

      A medal? pfffff, give him a medal AND a COOKIE!

    • @darkace0387
      @darkace0387 3 роки тому +35

      @@nudny_kanal Welp I know this guy from a group lol so man of culture indeed

    • @User-pn2yt
      @User-pn2yt 3 роки тому +17

      @@elpatoamo4136 huh I didn’t know know there was a game about it, bouta look it up

  • @rise1above
    @rise1above 4 роки тому +5526

    Imagine a 13 year-old is just trying to earn some small income and comes across this request
    Edit: Wow this got big. I see many cultured men and women

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 4 роки тому +605

      It will change their lives forever.
      For the good, of course.

    • @rise1above
      @rise1above 4 роки тому +231

      @@catzor4795 It looks like it has changed yours

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 4 роки тому +326

      @@rise1above Indeed. I wake up early in the morning to watch Euphoria while I sip my fine-brewed coffee.
      Such art deserves all the appreciation in the world.

    • @milesjackson2635
      @milesjackson2635 4 роки тому +115

      *It will turn them into men*

    • @shadeysandwich1810
      @shadeysandwich1810 4 роки тому +52

      they will be smited with the mighty power of their parents checking their browser history

  • @adams_chong9450
    @adams_chong9450 3 роки тому +1317

    Joey just awakened something inside of the third guy

  • @kaciemations5725
    @kaciemations5725 4 роки тому +10329

    Anime Man is literally a teacher grading his student's papers

    • @mavisdom-animeonpiano
      @mavisdom-animeonpiano 4 роки тому +50

      Bug ikr

    • @BakaStryx2
      @BakaStryx2 4 роки тому +100

      Joey is Koro-sensei

    • @thewitness8218
      @thewitness8218 4 роки тому +39

      Man i almost choked to death by that comment

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 4 роки тому +50

      Imagine a teacher telling students to watch euphoria and then making them write a review about it...

    • @stellakurogane4095
      @stellakurogane4095 4 роки тому +30

      Joey in the class:Okay class....your assignment for this holiday is go on a website called HentaiHaven, pick any video and write a.....um....review

  • @pancakes46
    @pancakes46 4 роки тому +5300

    I like how the censored words can still be seen

    • @zoarxy691
      @zoarxy691 4 роки тому +77

      It can be seen but cant be red

    • @ethanmotwani1889
      @ethanmotwani1889 4 роки тому +291

      @@zoarxy691 could it be blue?

    • @alpha4935
      @alpha4935 4 роки тому +176

      Viewers can read it, but not UA-cam.

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 4 роки тому +114

      @@alpha4935 Perfect way to insult UA-cam Algorithm

    • @monkeking644
      @monkeking644 4 роки тому +25

      Just like pp in hentia

  • @GrimmMask
    @GrimmMask 4 роки тому +13794

    "I paid people on Fiver to draw me... as a thicc anime girl" do it

  • @alubto
    @alubto 4 роки тому +3824

    I actually like this series.
    The 3rd reviewer should start a blog or UA-cam, he’s very talented

    • @reedman0780
      @reedman0780 4 роки тому +13

      What is the code again?

    • @reedman0780
      @reedman0780 4 роки тому +8

      Oh wait its a vid.

    • @HarleyCringe
      @HarleyCringe 4 роки тому +79

      The last guy has too much culture for this world

    • @ren96706
      @ren96706 4 роки тому +46

      He must do a review on 177013

    • @izanagi2488
      @izanagi2488 4 роки тому +29

      @@ren96706 No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...
      NO!

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 4 роки тому +3531

    The last one has only discovered he's true self, muhahaa.

  • @cloudhhhh
    @cloudhhhh 4 роки тому +4567

    The third guy has a wild beast within him that he himself does not know about he has so much potential
    Euphoria awakened something within him

    • @Account-nl9yu
      @Account-nl9yu 4 роки тому +59

      I want to fight people with my teeth

    • @rudeflex2659
      @rudeflex2659 4 роки тому +22

      @@Account-nl9yu can i bite your teeth

    • @myst1k838
      @myst1k838 4 роки тому +15

      @@Account-nl9yu why would there people with your teeth

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 4 роки тому +5

      @@myst1k838 you just summoned me

    • @nyaw1215
      @nyaw1215 4 роки тому +16

      Some fetishies

  • @adams_chong9450
    @adams_chong9450 3 роки тому +335

    The first guy review is so compact with information and take his job seriously.
    Gud job

  • @ZwalistyDrwal
    @ZwalistyDrwal 4 роки тому +4356

    Joey about the third reviewer: "I raised that boy"

    • @pokekiller787x
      @pokekiller787x 4 роки тому +70

      Quite literally in fact

    • @italyisntreal
      @italyisntreal 4 роки тому +26

      Was that a reference
      Edit: not a jojo one I meant kaguya Sama love is war

    • @italyisntreal
      @italyisntreal 4 роки тому +9

      @Silent Knight oof yeah

    • @magician1515
      @magician1515 3 роки тому +9

      Kaguya reference

    • @BrapBrapDorito
      @BrapBrapDorito 3 роки тому +6

      Kaguya Sama Reference = Man of Culture

  • @AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro
    @AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro 4 роки тому +1281

    the first one: I watch it for the plot
    The second one: I never watch it
    the third one: I watch it for the "plot"

    • @Discdore
      @Discdore 4 роки тому +20

      i skipped around the seires to get an idea of the story. thank god i didnt too much

    • @vailingbow1068
      @vailingbow1068 4 роки тому +5

      Ah. Yes. There are those that watch it for the plot and those that watch it for "the plot."

    • @ofcchae
      @ofcchae 4 роки тому +1

      I skip the story to go straight to the sex scenes

    • @maleman4079
      @maleman4079 4 роки тому +1

      @@ofcchae your pfp tho-

    • @ofcchae
      @ofcchae 4 роки тому +1

      @@maleman4079 something wrong?

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 4 роки тому +1655

    Let me paraphrase that last review, "I'm disgusted, but curious."

    • @FahmiZFX
      @FahmiZFX 4 роки тому +60

      Too curious, that it busted his brain for two days.

    • @dustindubbo2892
      @dustindubbo2892 4 роки тому +50

      And then proceeded to return over and over till he became less disgusted more curious and slightly more enjoyable.

    • @tsunayoshisawada5948
      @tsunayoshisawada5948 4 роки тому +5

      What's the one in the thumbnail i have no volume so my brothers don't hear

    • @TTI-cg4yq
      @TTI-cg4yq 4 роки тому

      @@tsunayoshisawada5948 if youre asking for the picture in the thumbnail...
      Its one of the scenes in the "anime"

    • @jmlatimer
      @jmlatimer 4 роки тому +1

      He is a high tier degenerate and doesn't even realize.

  • @incognito_tato
    @incognito_tato 4 роки тому +446

    Those shrieks and ahhs "I can still hear them"
    Joey: "I think that's called ptsd, my dude"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @K-o_S
    @K-o_S 4 роки тому +3435

    Reviewer: I can review any anime.
    The Anime Man: I’m about to end this man’s career.

    • @VVayVVard
      @VVayVVard 4 роки тому +92

      The Anime Man: I'm about to *expand* this man's career to a new level.

    • @Notmayonez
      @Notmayonez 4 роки тому +34

      The 3rd person:
      Are you challenging me ?

    • @stellaacami
      @stellaacami 4 роки тому +7

      DeXaL WOrLD should have done boku no piku lol

    • @amonnomaamon
      @amonnomaamon 4 роки тому +5

      Liking this comment being the 1k liker is soooo swtisfiing

    • @savekillqqpsounds8473
      @savekillqqpsounds8473 4 роки тому +3

      😂

  • @yukicross9111
    @yukicross9111 4 роки тому +2902

    There’s this guy in my class who has a ahegao faces hoodie that he wears to school. And he always says that no teachers can stop him because if they dress code him for it then that would mean that they know what it is and that they’re basically outing themselves 😂 lmao

    • @shieldde6209
      @shieldde6209 4 роки тому +242

      I have anxiety reading this,too many "that" to read

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 роки тому +182

      I've thought of this paradox before and I don't know what would happen if I tested this theory

    • @fumikotsukumi017
      @fumikotsukumi017 4 роки тому +75

      Yuki Cross
      HOLY SHIT

    • @starsailor751
      @starsailor751 4 роки тому +81

      Yeh my 2 weeb friends wear in my school the other kids saying "yamete" it's cringe cuz they don't know what's yamete means lmao.

    • @pain-bu2ce
      @pain-bu2ce 4 роки тому +38

      Yuki Cross lol i see atleast 5 a day in the hallways and classes wearing that ahegao hoodie..my school prolly dont care about the dress code no more.

  • @blucrustt_
    @blucrustt_ 4 роки тому +823

    "To be a keyhole"
    yeah i can vibe with that

    • @natsukinakano9161
      @natsukinakano9161 4 роки тому +15

      And to be a toilet too.

    • @hebny1956
      @hebny1956 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @hebny1956
      @hebny1956 4 роки тому +3

      To be a snake

    • @20wonsavage55
      @20wonsavage55 4 роки тому +7

      there is a snake in da toilet,
      you knowwhatim sayin

    • @blucrustt_
      @blucrustt_ 4 роки тому +4

      @@20wonsavage55 i don't want my imagination to take me there

  • @asha80801
    @asha80801 3 роки тому +100

    holy fuck i was legitimately scream laughing at that last review. i can only wish to have HALF as much confidence as him goddamn

  • @pc_decisions8764
    @pc_decisions8764 4 роки тому +4542

    My short review:
    "Euphoria is just give the same feeling that SAO gave me... I like it and I feel bad"
    -Random mad lad (2020)
    5/7

    • @Rain-me8fd
      @Rain-me8fd 4 роки тому +177

      Don't feel bad for enjoying SAO. If you enjoy it you enjoy it.

    • @thebrwarrior
      @thebrwarrior 4 роки тому +8

      HAHAHAHHAA

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому +19

      Gordon Gulliford u gay

    • @matu7388
      @matu7388 4 роки тому +91

      If you enjoy SAO such as me you are the king because if your standards are low then you can enjoy more anime. And I can't decide that i enjoyed Euphoria or i was so disgusted that i accidentally enjoyed it. 6/7 wouldn't watch it again.

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 4 роки тому +33

      @@matu7388 "there are no accidents"
      -oogway

  • @Ethan_Wheeler
    @Ethan_Wheeler 4 роки тому +1421

    What is the scenerio?
    To be a Keyhole
    *Sora wants to know your location*

  • @sussy7527
    @sussy7527 4 роки тому +1930

    The 3rd guy writing the review: *constantly looking back*

    • @deepdarksecretful
      @deepdarksecretful 4 роки тому +111

      with him being the chad that he is, I bet he watched it in a public space to share the culture all around. The madlad

    • @owentustin-fuchs6203
      @owentustin-fuchs6203 3 роки тому +51

      @@deepdarksecretful streamed it to his living room apple tv on purpose

    • @yougotgamesonyophone697
      @yougotgamesonyophone697 3 роки тому +1

      hey jesus

    • @sussy7527
      @sussy7527 3 роки тому +4

      hello, look away pls

  • @______xxfunky_space_panda4183
    @______xxfunky_space_panda4183 3 роки тому +203

    Joey is the type of guy that would wake up everyone in the house to tell them that he’s going to sleep

  • @midnight4956
    @midnight4956 4 роки тому +341

    3rd Review: Completely started from his heart, then remember he was writing a review so he had to tone it down and make it readable.

    • @rizze6112
      @rizze6112 4 роки тому

      i wanted to like it but its at 333

  • @BringerOfD
    @BringerOfD 3 роки тому +891

    3rd reviewer: Joey you didn't expose him to anything. This dude probably loved Euphoria and when he got your request probably did a double take and thought, "Yo a boi of culture has requested my guidance, I must deliver." then plugged in his wank drive to pull it up from his archives.

    • @HodlMySEED
      @HodlMySEED 3 роки тому +37

      Lmao, you are exactly right

    • @kujojotaro4579
      @kujojotaro4579 2 роки тому +4

      I loved Euphoria

    • @tropik5724
      @tropik5724 2 роки тому +1

      @@kujojotaro4579 yeah its great

    • @FaultyMoon
      @FaultyMoon 2 роки тому +1

      @@kujojotaro4579 gotta agree

    • @shamans123
      @shamans123 2 роки тому

      Joey basically asked the 3rd reviewer to jerk off tonight and then tell him how it went and BOY did he deilver

  • @mrsnappy9977
    @mrsnappy9977 4 роки тому +7987

    "It made me rock hard"
    Joey:I feel that
    Me: Hol' up

    • @Renvil_
      @Renvil_ 4 роки тому +108

      The question then becomes: *Is the same dude commissioned to be Joey's chair, and doing an excelent job at looking like one (for the camera), but secretly actually make Joey "feel" that it made him "rock hard"???*
      All jokes aside, that was a quality review tho 10/10 xD

    • @maybenot909
      @maybenot909 4 роки тому +23

      He felt the boner!?!😳😳😳😳😳

    • @tehtoast8720
      @tehtoast8720 4 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @mystering8524
      @mystering8524 4 роки тому +5

      The 1k like OwO

    • @mrsnappy9977
      @mrsnappy9977 4 роки тому +5

      @@mystering8524 i liked it more when it was 69 but ok

  • @Tigermonkeytv
    @Tigermonkeytv 4 роки тому +779

    9:34 this man missed one comma, and it fucked up theanimeman's perception of the sentence. This is why grammar is important

  • @docbenway1082
    @docbenway1082 3 роки тому +214

    "I re-watched it so many times and it always made me rock hard."
    -Neil deGrasse Tyson
    on The Anime Man

  • @deschia_
    @deschia_ 4 роки тому +2214

    Choose one:
    - Culture
    - Monetization
    Ma boi Joey: *C U L T U R E*

    • @jessegardner33
      @jessegardner33 4 роки тому +14

      Vid still has 4 ads for me

    • @seitakiiiii
      @seitakiiiii 4 роки тому +7

      @@jessegardner33 i think he doesn't get the money

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 4 роки тому

      All hail culture!!

    • @GalacticFarter
      @GalacticFarter 4 роки тому +1

      Joey, age 60: I... I did it for the culture. No regrets.

    • @Rice1268
      @Rice1268 4 роки тому

      666 likes

  • @Qishilu5
    @Qishilu5 4 роки тому +1617

    My favourite quote is: "I can't stop pissing" -Kanae

    • @comradestrawberry1876
      @comradestrawberry1876 4 роки тому +59

      Damn it I watched the whole thing without sub.Need to rewatch it

    • @slouchman5818
      @slouchman5818 4 роки тому +14

      Alright you've got me curious about that scene. Do me a solid though and give me a episode and if your really willing a timestamp. Rather not put myself through the process of watching the entire series to find that line (but I will if I must lol). Cheers!

    • @Qishilu5
      @Qishilu5 4 роки тому +8

      @@slouchman5818 puhh im on phone rg so later sure

    • @i0taku133
      @i0taku133 4 роки тому +26

      "I want a Saviour" (HAHAHAAHAH)
      -Byakuya Rinne

    • @kkvdel
      @kkvdel 4 роки тому +13

      Was this the scene where keisuke electrocuted her I kind of want to forget about it cause its so fucked up now I aprecciate the 18+ warnings

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 4 роки тому +177

    That first review legit went above and beyond, kudos to him.

  • @alexanderelsen9397
    @alexanderelsen9397 4 роки тому +23

    I like how the first reviewer apparently followed along with that story and pieced everything together LMAO.

  • @Alex-eo5rp
    @Alex-eo5rp 4 роки тому +3219

    Joey: says "Euphoria"
    Me: pauses to finish eating

    • @rilakkuma1640
      @rilakkuma1640 4 роки тому +129

      I got some pretty bad flashbacks when he said that 😶

    • @02.aryajayakusuma15
      @02.aryajayakusuma15 4 роки тому +102

      At first time i found euphoria it's kinda fucked up, im just enjoying my chips and my friend come and hes show me the "toilet" scene.

    • @izanagi2488
      @izanagi2488 4 роки тому +30

      @@02.aryajayakusuma15 To be honest, just skip that.

    • @arron390
      @arron390 4 роки тому +39

      @@02.aryajayakusuma15 bruh RIP your appetite

    • @toosnkeets
      @toosnkeets 4 роки тому +38

      @@izanagi2488 Skip? Only weaklings skip over that horror. You must become s t r o n k

  • @mlgamer3285
    @mlgamer3285 4 роки тому +633

    My favorite quote: I'm gonna come
    I'm SurE ThaTs NoT A QuoTE

    • @numcheerios
      @numcheerios 4 роки тому +4

      Uwu It is don't worry
      And it's spelled "Come" too I think they missed spelled it in the subs

    • @fuisharu
      @fuisharu 4 роки тому +1

      @@numcheerios well, the white stuff is come out

    • @lu4y4pants
      @lu4y4pants 4 роки тому

      No, but “AAAAAHHH I’M PISSING!” is a quote from it.

  • @raviedavieu
    @raviedavieu 4 роки тому +219

    "Don't look it up"
    *I will sorry-*
    "With your parents in the room."
    *Oh okay, reasonable*

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 4 роки тому

      @MUSICA STR wait what?

  • @smiesznywalenty658
    @smiesznywalenty658 3 роки тому +12

    2:51 fun fact: this is the max number a 32-bit computer can work with

  • @joshwist556
    @joshwist556 4 роки тому +672

    Next Fiverr, “Review Metamorphosis”
    Reviewer: *Reviews the book/comic Metamorphosis by Frank Kafka*

    • @miryarica
      @miryarica 4 роки тому +5

      I thought it was the doujin

    • @d3-ll754
      @d3-ll754 4 роки тому +20

      @@miryarica It is. That's the joke. XD

    • @im_aleey
      @im_aleey 4 роки тому +14

      177013

    • @ettubrute5709
      @ettubrute5709 4 роки тому +6

      Kafka, truly cultured good sir.

    • @xeno4591
      @xeno4591 4 роки тому +8

      NO NO NO NO DONT GET ME TRAUMATIZED AGAIN

  • @Sensei.Of.Kivotos
    @Sensei.Of.Kivotos 4 роки тому +5339

    I love Euphoria.
    To put it simply:
    Legally, it’s questionable.
    Morally, it’s disgusting.
    Personally, I like it.

    • @samsev
      @samsev 4 роки тому +222

      loved that way of putting it.

    • @vampkuddles6472
      @vampkuddles6472 4 роки тому +136

      I feel like no matter how morally bad it is almost everyone who sees it cant help but like it for one reason or another.

    • @flavihok
      @flavihok 4 роки тому +74

      Such cultured lines no one could desagree

    • @Silenthunter199
      @Silenthunter199 4 роки тому +71

      I must admit
      You are sick.

    • @narekokroyan6656
      @narekokroyan6656 4 роки тому +70

      Hotel, Trivago

  • @dimityrlefterov4877
    @dimityrlefterov4877 4 роки тому +337

    1st one : AN actual Reviewer
    2nd one :Ditnt really watch it(cared for it)
    3rd one : FULL BLOWN MAN OF CuLTURE!

  • @amandap7733
    @amandap7733 3 роки тому +9

    The first guy must have played the visual novel multiple times to get that much lore which if true... wow what a champ.

  • @moogle7752
    @moogle7752 4 роки тому +583

    On the behalf of your fanbase I say:
    *_We gon' have some fun together continuing this serie Joey_*

  • @ashk0va
    @ashk0va 4 роки тому +1246

    third guy made me feel like I should watch it....
    damn
    edit : i watched it and had succumbed myself to a glorious climax which after a few minutes I realised what I had done to myself and how fucked up my lust can be. Not my proudest but most certainly not the worst. (yes, i climaxed to 228922 oh god save my soul)

    • @zaxgn
      @zaxgn 4 роки тому +10

      Same bro

    • @smoya7316
      @smoya7316 4 роки тому +7

      Bruh same

    • @gabt3849
      @gabt3849 4 роки тому +4

      watch it

    • @gabt3849
      @gabt3849 4 роки тому +5

      i just finished it today

    • @ashk0va
      @ashk0va 4 роки тому +22

      @@gabt3849 did and well, holy fuck

  • @gabetatoe
    @gabetatoe 4 роки тому +409

    Lmfao, to quote Fitz:
    "FETISH UNLOCKED!"

  • @caffinatedirl8466
    @caffinatedirl8466 3 роки тому +3

    Omg 3rd review was hilarious! Props to the honesty of it 🤣

  • @vovamorlino4573
    @vovamorlino4573 4 роки тому +344

    "I paied people on Fiverr to wait for a new chapter of Berserk"

    • @emmemttc
      @emmemttc 4 роки тому +30

      More like 'Hunter x hunter' instead

    • @DZX6_
      @DZX6_ 4 роки тому +1

      Paid* no e

    • @efectovogel8295
      @efectovogel8295 4 роки тому +3

      Vova Morlino “I paid people in Fiverr to wait for a new No Game No Life season”

    • @esmeselin4478
      @esmeselin4478 4 роки тому

      NO

    • @esmeselin4478
      @esmeselin4478 4 роки тому +1

      Getting them hooked and then just being like yeah well have fun waiting but then again people have to see this work of art

  • @ZED_117
    @ZED_117 4 роки тому +674

    Pay them to make them read "Metamorphosis"
    Yes, that one

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer 4 роки тому +1292

    As disturbing as this show is, it still has more plot than a lot of today's _"normal"_ animes.

    • @dante6x
      @dante6x 4 роки тому +52

      Hate to admit it but yea

    • @doomslayerplushie6662
      @doomslayerplushie6662 4 роки тому +12

      There goes my stay clean year

    • @ArtumTsumia
      @ArtumTsumia 4 роки тому +10

      Most certainly. That said, it's been ages so I don't recall exactly how well it gets into the deeper plot. Curious if the first reviewer only used the anime as reference or used the game as well.

    • @uniball1700
      @uniball1700 4 роки тому +8

      true lol. in magical senpai the plot is just boobs

    • @persona1114
      @persona1114 4 роки тому

      Well, I actually think Bible Black Circle has even more plot than Euphoria. I really enjoyed the end, It's definetely much better than most of what I've seen from animes. Highly recommended

  • @holy_lone7123
    @holy_lone7123 3 роки тому +9

    the 3rd guy's family must have seen some changes in this boy

    • @omegasizednuts
      @omegasizednuts 3 роки тому +1

      He's not a boy, he's a man, a man of C U L T U R E

  • @papabear6431
    @papabear6431 4 роки тому +750

    "Who wouldn't want to see 6 hot beautiful anime ladies getting..."
    NA-NANI!?!?

    • @Smile-zl9op
      @Smile-zl9op 3 роки тому +14

      God, Save this disgusting man from this cringe he just posted.

    • @papabear6431
      @papabear6431 3 роки тому +62

      @@Smile-zl9op aw come on, it wasn't that bad

    • @Smile-zl9op
      @Smile-zl9op 3 роки тому +9

      @@papabear6431 How? That sounded like a 12-year-old white kid saying he was Japanese and to prove it, starts speaking in broken Japanese.

    • @papabear6431
      @papabear6431 3 роки тому +36

      @@Smile-zl9op sure kid

    • @Smile-zl9op
      @Smile-zl9op 3 роки тому +2

      @@papabear6431 Didn't know 17 counted as ''kid'', but ight

  • @NotLizzyFangs
    @NotLizzyFangs 4 роки тому +133

    You have broke this man, he repeatedly watches the series and the "ahhs" echo throughout his mind. Good job!

  • @_Spy_
    @_Spy_ 4 роки тому +395

    When something starts with the *"This was something I accidentally found through some memes"* sentence, you know what is about to go down! That's not a man of culture ladies and gentlemen! THAT'S A GOD OF CULTURE!!!

    • @p3w194
      @p3w194 3 роки тому +2

      Congrats 🎉, I'm your 100th like.

    • @UchihaItachi-qd3df
      @UchihaItachi-qd3df 2 роки тому

      @@p3w194 congratulations no one cares

  • @flamberge7216
    @flamberge7216 2 роки тому +1

    I really want to search that on Google but I remember when I asked on Reddit what was euphoria a guy just said "DON'T please"

  • @crimsnblade8555
    @crimsnblade8555 4 роки тому +621

    "the kid is clearly 12 years old"
    lol when i was 12 i watched euphoria

    • @zeryle
      @zeryle 4 роки тому +13

      xD I did it at 13

    • @p34ch35
      @p34ch35 4 роки тому +3

      I did it at 12

    • @cowboyfurr
      @cowboyfurr 4 роки тому +3

      8

    • @cdtsuki
      @cdtsuki 4 роки тому +31

      12.....
      12 months

    • @lolzpoa8391
      @lolzpoa8391 4 роки тому +6

      FBI knocks on door*

  • @carsoncan5918
    @carsoncan5918 4 роки тому +92

    The fact that he put “my favorite anime EUPHORIA “ made it 10x funnier to me😂

  • @Drago0900
    @Drago0900 4 роки тому +528

    “No COPPA this is not made for kids” By god I hope not

    • @bloughjobs1682
      @bloughjobs1682 4 роки тому +25

      This is made for kids what are you saying they're reacting to cartoons what's more kid friendly than that

    • @michaelwu9104
      @michaelwu9104 4 роки тому +4

      Blough jobs ik right???

    • @Drago0900
      @Drago0900 4 роки тому +3

      Dark Soul you mean blow? Did you have a stroke?

    • @michaelwu9104
      @michaelwu9104 4 роки тому +5

      Drago 0900 dude the persons name is blough jobs

    • @davisenas9949
      @davisenas9949 4 роки тому +1

      They can COPPA these nuts!

  • @ohnoitsnoe2970
    @ohnoitsnoe2970 3 роки тому +6

    I’m having flashbacks of when I was curious or stupid enough to skip through parts of that “show” and got traumatized.

  • @airman2994
    @airman2994 4 роки тому +752

    Joey: I Paid People on Fiverr to...
    Conner: Are you challenging me?

  • @bizhanbazhirov2404
    @bizhanbazhirov2404 4 роки тому +757

    The amount of people went to watch Euphoria after that

    • @fornax985
      @fornax985 4 роки тому

      seven lol

    • @FBI-bx8bg
      @FBI-bx8bg 4 роки тому +1

      Good only twelve

    • @baronsionis6855
      @baronsionis6855 4 роки тому +1

      I went to watch it after seeing a montage of non censored bits from ep 3 uploaded on yt.

    • @poox3938
      @poox3938 4 роки тому +5

      I’ve already watched it sadly

    • @baronsionis6855
      @baronsionis6855 4 роки тому

      Ok I went and watched ep 6 so now I never have to sit through that crap again

  • @Alex-kv5je
    @Alex-kv5je 4 роки тому +507

    Man, that's cruel
    Maybe you ruined someone life

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 4 роки тому +5

      Ruined someone over watching cartoons? I doubt thats possible

    • @Alex-kv5je
      @Alex-kv5je 4 роки тому +74

      @@airiakizuki5592 It can ruin your life, when you accidentally discover that you have a strange fetish and you regret seeing that "cartoon"

    • @yuzukiyukari7793
      @yuzukiyukari7793 4 роки тому +12

      He just made people their lives better honestly LOL

    • @syahidkacak
      @syahidkacak 4 роки тому +39

      The problem with it is...
      You can get addicted to it.

    • @exstee
      @exstee 4 роки тому +14

      @@airiakizuki5592 Go watch Boku no Pico and come back here and say that again

  • @chrisstehm5328
    @chrisstehm5328 3 роки тому +2

    2147483647 is the positive limit of the standard 32 bit INTEGER back end storage type on a MySQL db. Basically fiverr didn't expect anyone to put a larger number then that in so the max number that can be stored in that field is 2147483647. Just fun facts for anyone who is wondering why that fiverr person had such a specific number or words in their profile. Funny Fact: if you ever see that specific number on a leader boards of a game or something you can assume that score isn't legit as the developers would've never intended anyone to achieve anywhere close to such a score so didn't bother to change the storage type.

  • @zcubeDbz
    @zcubeDbz 4 роки тому +329

    1st review: Quality
    2nd review: not quality
    3rd review: hilarious, memey, and honest

  • @meldoesthings4961
    @meldoesthings4961 4 роки тому +620

    People after watching Euphoria: I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!

    • @chesonnor1646
      @chesonnor1646 4 роки тому +30

      I S T H I S A.... did you think this is going to be a ,, is this A Jojo reference" sentence? Then you are completely right... J O J O R E F E R E N C E?

    • @yourlocallovehashira3215
      @yourlocallovehashira3215 4 роки тому +23

      I thought this was a UA-cam comment but...
      KONO DIO DA!

    • @he11walker
      @he11walker 4 роки тому +7

      @@yourlocallovehashira3215 fucking normie

    • @Bstacks1642
      @Bstacks1642 4 роки тому +1

      Can someone tell me how to watch it

    • @archanamishra3237
      @archanamishra3237 4 роки тому +6

      Your next line is: "Is ThAt A mOtHaFuCkIn JoJo'S rEfErEnCe???"

  • @retasv3918
    @retasv3918 4 роки тому +354

    Lets agree on one thing:
    Euphoria kills good hearts

    • @potatoantonio4176
      @potatoantonio4176 4 роки тому +5

      Nah

    • @yoavcohen120
      @yoavcohen120 4 роки тому +15

      I watched it after the video......
      It has so much VIOLENCE
      but it was good
      *I'M NOT PURE HEARTED ANYMORE*

    • @ThatGuy2013
      @ThatGuy2013 4 роки тому +3

      Otome dori,that shit man

    • @joemamma7833
      @joemamma7833 4 роки тому +6

      The bitch getting electrocuted was hot af

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому +3

      trapsaren'tgaynoI'mnotinsecure wtf

  • @ZayecValentine
    @ZayecValentine 2 роки тому +8

    I think you should of paid these people more than $5 dollars to scar their minds with this series. 😂

  • @talhaahmad3006
    @talhaahmad3006 4 роки тому +73

    LMAAAAAAOOOOOOOO, THAT THIRD REVIEW WAS WRITTEN BY ME. I DIDN'T KNOW I'LL BE GETTING FEATURED AS WELL LMAAOOOOOOO

    • @ramy9450
      @ramy9450 4 роки тому +5

      You're a legend :')

    • @talhaahmad3006
      @talhaahmad3006 4 роки тому +9

      @@ramy9450 Naah, I am just a simple guy, who loves culture

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 4 роки тому +7

      Truly, you are the pinnacle of human evolution. 👌

    • @stok8758
      @stok8758 4 роки тому +1

      Where do you watch it? I can't find it anywhere

    • @TheBrother34
      @TheBrother34 4 роки тому +1

      Big

  • @rohiths3584
    @rohiths3584 4 роки тому +522

    Joey: sees people on hire for reviewing anime.
    (Evil laughter)

  • @Adrian-lk7rr
    @Adrian-lk7rr 4 роки тому +391

    I was interested, so I watched it.....
    yeah..

    • @gabt3849
      @gabt3849 4 роки тому +13

      yea same....yea

    • @tropangbiwastv8501
      @tropangbiwastv8501 4 роки тому +7

      It's A ok

    • @Adrian-lk7rr
      @Adrian-lk7rr 4 роки тому +7

      @@tropangbiwastv8501 Yeah I guess I kinda liked episode 3 lmao

    • @Adrian-lk7rr
      @Adrian-lk7rr 4 роки тому +5

      @@tropangbiwastv8501 cause in the end he gave that girl a 4th of july lol

    • @aneulatte
      @aneulatte 3 роки тому +5

      Yes, the plot was good.... uhhhhh

  • @aoitori5328
    @aoitori5328 3 роки тому +3

    I laughed so hard at the requirements
    1. I want you to write a review of my favorite anime series "Euphoria"
    with the word favorite

  • @kami7429
    @kami7429 4 роки тому +173

    "Don't we all"
    -The Anime Man

  • @SYCrash
    @SYCrash 4 роки тому +67

    share the reviews man, I really want to read them now.

  • @orakuzii1852
    @orakuzii1852 4 роки тому +148

    TheAnimeMan: *Uploads*
    UA-cam: “TheAnimeMan?, More like TheAnimeBan~~”

    • @drakedbz
      @drakedbz 4 роки тому +1

      I would like your comment, but it's at 69 right now so I can't.

  • @dxd3588
    @dxd3588 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine if one of the guys he ordered from was under aged, they sure would get KNOWLEDGE.

    • @titanus2310
      @titanus2310 3 роки тому +2

      also a lifetime mental scar but yea knowledge

  • @zeph4608
    @zeph4608 4 роки тому +46

    "They fuck up your brain. I couldn't understand the last two episodes"
    Euphoria or Evangelion lol

  • @pizzatime7433
    @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +255

    After watching this video I feel like watching euphoria for some strange reason I dont know why

    • @katk9480
      @katk9480 4 роки тому +8

      Same I hear everyone talking about it and my interest is piqued

    • @alinaelenamoroianu6657
      @alinaelenamoroianu6657 4 роки тому +24

      If you want to keep your sanity, dont.

    • @thepixelpr3dator207
      @thepixelpr3dator207 4 роки тому +5

      @@alinaelenamoroianu6657 it's only the last 2 eps, the first ones are fine go ahead bois

    • @themanthemoththelegend3332
      @themanthemoththelegend3332 4 роки тому +3

      wait so where could someone watch it? asking for a friend :)

    • @FELIX-xx9qw
      @FELIX-xx9qw 4 роки тому

      The Pixel Pr3dator how many episodes?

  • @2smart4u2
    @2smart4u2 4 роки тому +25

    4:53 theanimeman glasses shines when he is telling us his evil planning

  • @helloimgen3529
    @helloimgen3529 3 роки тому +4

    6:40 this is my boi.. i totally agree, i watch it for the sweet sweet plot

  • @ahmadfitri95
    @ahmadfitri95 4 роки тому +71

    my fav quote: "do you really turn on, when you see people are suffering?!"
    something like that, I don't remember it correctly. because I'm only watching some scenes from it.

  • @dragonsswarm1987
    @dragonsswarm1987 4 роки тому +29

    I feel so sorry for the people that were commissioned.

  • @OnlyHumanYT
    @OnlyHumanYT 4 роки тому +33

    We need more content like this for sure

  • @Right1994
    @Right1994 3 роки тому +7

    I find it funny that you can actually separate people into anime onlys in this series.
    Because a few details come out only in the source, like, for example, that Keisuke isn't actually a sardistic pervert at all (the collars don't do anything, they are all more in what could be described as a controlled dream), that the actual main character is Nemu up until the last chapter or that literally every other character isn't what's shown in the animated version. In reality, Nemu's life is fucked, Rinne's life is REALLY fucked, Natsuki is just a real professional and Kanae is the one doing most of the fucking other peoples lifes up.
    I mean, the actual main story is a basically a bet between Nemu and Kanae, with Nemu betting that she can make Keisuke hate her enough to make him kill her, while Kanae bets against that, with Keisuke's life on the line (Kanae is going to have him killed if she wins).

  • @Glass-Lemonade
    @Glass-Lemonade 4 роки тому +239

    You’ve stolen a man’s humanity Joey

  • @jonasMasterCraft
    @jonasMasterCraft 4 роки тому +741

    The last writer had so much testosterone that I could feel it thru the screen

  • @yuuminator
    @yuuminator 4 роки тому +61

    "5$ Skills"
    I'm a joke to you

  • @0nullnil
    @0nullnil 3 роки тому +1

    I hate how this makes me want to watch Euphoria... I've seen like a few scenes and uh... Something unlocked inside me, that's all I'm saying.

  • @naokari
    @naokari 4 роки тому +350

    that person who gave that statement on the second article is contradicting himself like a pro.

    • @theredhunter4997
      @theredhunter4997 4 роки тому +24

      I went back and reread it, and it was a run-on sentence, but not impossible to read

    • @naokari
      @naokari 4 роки тому +14

      must be a beginner at doing that business.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 4 роки тому +9

      I actually found his writing very understandable.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeone5314 same, a couple of sentences just had a weird structure but you can piece it correctly by rearranging the order some words came out.

    • @retrictumrectus1010
      @retrictumrectus1010 4 роки тому +1

      On my first read, I don't think so. He meant that he did not enjoy watching the show, except for the first and third episodes. Then Joey complained about it. I wondered why. I reread it and then I noticed that the writing is shaky.

  • @mixwatcher265
    @mixwatcher265 4 роки тому +45

    Imagine watching euphoria, not for pleasure though, but to analyze as if it was a novel for an English class‘s book report 😂

  • @davidcassion2495
    @davidcassion2495 4 роки тому +569

    Me:
    Getting starting to like Euphoria
    My Self:
    YOU NEED GOD
    My Other Self:
    YES

  • @iwersonsch5131
    @iwersonsch5131 3 роки тому +1

    So that's what the weird search results were about when I googled that song from the Eurovision Song Contest.

  • @shinjones2064
    @shinjones2064 4 роки тому +143

    I only just realized that I watched Euphoria years ago....

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 3 роки тому +1

      Its still ongoing we havent got all of the route

  • @Organicwatermelon123
    @Organicwatermelon123 4 роки тому +252

    "this is something that I accidentally found from memes"
    Joey: don't we all?
    Me who found itadaki seiki from memes:😳😳😳

  • @ze_darku_magician5504
    @ze_darku_magician5504 4 роки тому +105

    "Review of my favorite anime series Euphoria"- what did those poor people think when they read this XD

  • @everiegn
    @everiegn 3 роки тому +5

    The first guy deadass said "Euphoria starts off strong with a gruesome scene of a girl getting electrocuted to death."

  • @justprince4996
    @justprince4996 4 роки тому +64

    "Wonderfull Milky Body" -Fiverr

  • @taurnguard
    @taurnguard 4 роки тому +60

    Second guy did NOT sound like he watched the whole thing. Sounds like he went as far as episode 3 and just read the cliff notes after that.

  • @notvoxys
    @notvoxys 4 роки тому +185

    Fiver Guy: can write an article with characters up to the integer limit
    Programmers:
    Wait that's (almost) illegal..

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa 4 роки тому +2

      as a programmer i can say thats a waste of time and lots of self-harm

    • @notvoxys
      @notvoxys 4 роки тому +1

      @aravind karthik ;)

    • @archanamishra3237
      @archanamishra3237 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated (where's the programmer squad at?)

    • @notvoxys
      @notvoxys 4 роки тому

      @@archanamishra3237 Netflix and Chi- oh wait working of course ;)

  • @ariwilcox6641
    @ariwilcox6641 3 роки тому +2

    11:13 I watched this part about three times trying to wrap my head around what you just said, and it's still funny as hell.