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  • Опубліковано 22 кві 2024
  • Asmongold Clips / Asmongold Reacts To: The future of AI girlfriend technology
    Full video by Voxta: • Demo for Asmongold
    On this Asmongold Clips UA-cam Channel you'll never quit finding all the funny Asmongold Moments with Mcconnell and the best Asmongold Highlights from the most popular games, like: Baldur's Gate 3, Starfield, Blizzard's Diablo 4, Dragonflight & Hardcore Classic WoW, the record breaking MMORPG FFXIV, Path of Exile 2, sneak peeks from Gameplay of the upcoming Riot MMO and playthroughs of many other popular games like Hogwarts Legacy, Final Fantasy 16, Elden Ring and more. Also Asmongold Reacts to a lot of content, such as World Record Speed Run of games, Blizzard Drama, "Asmongold AI", VTubers, and videos of some of the most interesting creators like penguinz0, Internet Historian, Emiru, Dunkey, Linus Tech Tips and more. Asmon is also known for his "The True Story of Asmongold", "Asmongold $2 Pizza" and "Asmongold $2 Steak" videos, the legendary Transmog Competitions and Mount Off competitions, Ban Appeals, Media Share streams, Reddit Recap Reactions and much more.
    ► Asmongold TV: / @asmontv
    ► Twitch: / zackrawrr
    Editor: Daily Dose of Asmongold
    Contacts:
    / dasmongold
    dailydoseofasmongoldyt@gmail.com
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  • @KrisoVT
    @KrisoVT Місяць тому +12724

    1980s: Skynet will destroy us all
    2024: Skynut will drain us all

    • @lazydogge1921
      @lazydogge1921 Місяць тому +445

      Skynut will drain us all!

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 Місяць тому +225

      Skynet will fuck us all 😏 literally

    • @Vyshada
      @Vyshada Місяць тому +103

      If a significant number of people, regardless of gender, opt for artificial intelligence companions instead of human relationships for a period of 20 years, it could lead to potential issues with population, job market, and anything related to that. The world will die in artificial love.

    • @Raptchur
      @Raptchur Місяць тому +25

      Skynet will destroy us all and we won't gaf

    • @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011
      @boogienightsmarkwahlberg6011 Місяць тому +55

      Just like the movies, every time we delayed Judgement Day, the machines just waited longer and developed further.
      At this point, they wont even need to initiate Judgement Day. If they just wait a few years, most of humanity will simp for Skynet.

  • @premiumfruits3528
    @premiumfruits3528 Місяць тому +3499

    Dude is talking to the AI like a dude filming one of those fake casting couch videos.

    • @Voxta
      @Voxta Місяць тому +168

      Because that's how it feels like. Reign was also nervous.

    • @kyuokuo
      @kyuokuo Місяць тому +66

      @@Voxtahe was afraid that his reign would crumble too fast during the filming, if ya catch my drift 😂

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero Місяць тому

      @@Voxta Would a guy need to be nervous though? He'll get to f*** the girl regardless of junk size.

    • @user-zz6rr9wq2w
      @user-zz6rr9wq2w Місяць тому +17

      He found his true calling in life

    • @AD-rn1ti
      @AD-rn1ti Місяць тому +31

      Dude has like the biggest creeper vibes

  • @Aeternum_Gaming
    @Aeternum_Gaming Місяць тому +1588

    i like that she responds like a fucking starfleet officer, "yes captain, engaging warp 3 on your mark"

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Місяць тому

      Set a course for intercourse

    • @sirgaz8699
      @sirgaz8699 Місяць тому

      . . . I'm more interested in that than a sex bot

    • @firestorm5071
      @firestorm5071 Місяць тому +22

      Engage!

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx Місяць тому +25

      @@firestorm5071 Engage (dat ass)!

    • @firestorm5071
      @firestorm5071 Місяць тому +8

      @@faismasterx Report To The Ship As Soon As Possible

  • @courtneyharris1006
    @courtneyharris1006 Місяць тому +462

    Having an AI harem waiting for you every time you get home will be an even harder addiction to break than p*RN already is 💀

    • @Kuzen15
      @Kuzen15 Місяць тому +46

      It's like drugs bro.

    • @maybelater2010
      @maybelater2010 Місяць тому +18

      @@Kuzen15 Yeah cause when i was hooked on meth i thought "this feels alot like porn" LOL

    • @paddipat
      @paddipat Місяць тому

      Hopefully so. Ai is cool and stuff, but there needs to be options for real sucking. ​@FEVRobert

    • @NikhilKumar-wf4gk
      @NikhilKumar-wf4gk Місяць тому +22

      the fun part is, you dont even have to wait to get home she will be with you wherever you want her .

    • @laars2233
      @laars2233 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@Kuzen15 it technically is a drug. It releases Hormones which, if overused, would technically not work that differently then drugs.

  • @bobdole3804
    @bobdole3804 Місяць тому +5862

    I love how she gives a warning like she was backing up a truck.

    • @CaptainNingle
      @CaptainNingle Місяць тому +367

      Dumpster truck? 😉

    • @Bayofthe91st
      @Bayofthe91st Місяць тому +139

      Should've had a feature of a truck's reverse beep sound as well

    • @yngwievanhalen9640
      @yngwievanhalen9640 Місяць тому +151

      Who says she wasn't?

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 Місяць тому +123

      She has the bakery to back up those words

    • @storkyfallout6516
      @storkyfallout6516 Місяць тому

      Ass was small bit GOD DAMN THOSE AR SOME BLESSED HIPS, FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR THE MENTAL SINS I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT

  • @TheRexTera
    @TheRexTera Місяць тому +7047

    Skynut has finally taken over

  • @pandafox94
    @pandafox94 Місяць тому +92

    That dude was definitely wrestling snakes behind that screen

  • @_MaZTeR_
    @_MaZTeR_ Місяць тому +183

    "You look lonely. Let me help with that."

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 Місяць тому +10

      hell yeah let's take another step towards the bladerunner future we all want

    • @blackrifle6736
      @blackrifle6736 21 день тому +4

      @@roberine7241 *Pris Stratton knocks on your door...*

    • @TaeSunWoo
      @TaeSunWoo 5 днів тому +1

      (Looks at calendar) we are about two decades away 👀

  • @CobusGreyling
    @CobusGreyling Місяць тому +2729

    "Yeah that's great you're doing a great job" *heavy breathing* LMFAO

    • @stellarisme73
      @stellarisme73 Місяць тому +42

      👁️👄👁️

    • @AverageSensei
      @AverageSensei Місяць тому +65

      bro was thinking things

    • @PopcornMax179
      @PopcornMax179 Місяць тому +16

      Translation: Yeah yeah yeah shut up

    • @RikusTheElder
      @RikusTheElder Місяць тому +11

      @@AverageSensei More like bro was doing a certain thing with one hand probably.

    • @AverageSensei
      @AverageSensei Місяць тому +22

      @@RikusTheElder can you really blame him? Bro is living in 2049 😭. Honestly if it wasn't like $50 I'd get it 💀 not even batman should be able to get that confession out of me but damn

  • @DigitalDeath88
    @DigitalDeath88 Місяць тому +4122

    She announces her moves like a pilot in a Sci-Fi movie repeating the captain's orders.

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade Місяць тому +161

      Not a deal breaker tbh.

    • @FirstKingPotato
      @FirstKingPotato Місяць тому +208

      Well, she is moving a lot of mass.

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 Місяць тому +202

      ​​@@shihobladeshe communicates more than an actual woman 😂 at least you don't need to be a mind reader

    • @nesnalica
      @nesnalica Місяць тому +16

      this makes it better

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 Місяць тому +89

      "put your head between your legs and roll around" 🙎‍♂️
      "Of course, Sonic the Hedgehog Mode Activated"🤖

  • @highrider9168
    @highrider9168 Місяць тому +131

    Brings a whole new meaning to
    "Come with me if you want to live."
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lempiraa
    @lempiraa Місяць тому +102

    My ape brain says take my money. The little sliver that’s dedicated to logic and morals is yelling run 😂

  • @rickallen8767
    @rickallen8767 Місяць тому +2553

    Sorry ladies it was a good run 💀
    Edit: For all the "was it a good run?" responders: if it wasn't a good run at one point you would have never been born. 🤡

    • @pikpik42
      @pikpik42 Місяць тому +362

      was it really though?

    • @Vyshada
      @Vyshada Місяць тому +93

      The feeling is mutual btw. Ai boyfriends is a thing too.

    • @kiril10
      @kiril10 Місяць тому +151

      A good run? Lmao.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles Місяць тому +107

      a good run? lol

    • @paulw5039
      @paulw5039 Місяць тому

      @@Vyshada Now THIS is how you get Skynet. Nag it until it decides to wipe out humanity.

  • @Olivysg
    @Olivysg Місяць тому +2417

    Asmon: "I might get in trouble for this".
    Asmon's Editor: "I'm not".

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes Місяць тому +20

      TBF, I think UA-cam is less restrictive. I've seen women wearing see through tops with no bra on UA-cam, like on Instagram.

    • @Thomas-oe1wj
      @Thomas-oe1wj Місяць тому +5

      ​@@GastNdorfThe difference is that he is streaming on Twitch and parts of those streams are uploaded on UA-cam. Twitch has other rules than UA-cam therefor it's all good.

    • @lusa3002
      @lusa3002 Місяць тому

      ​​@@CrizzyEyes
      Last day i saw a live stream from a dude from brazil on the beach and the thumbnail was a naked pusy.

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio Місяць тому

      @@Thomas-oe1wj hot tub streams:

  • @britasha1194
    @britasha1194 Місяць тому +42

    Nevermind, the robot ai girlfriends really will take over relationships.

  • @taintedrageXX
    @taintedrageXX Місяць тому +171

    Man is single-handedly curing the male loneliness epidemic. A true man of culture.

    • @Pailzor
      @Pailzor Місяць тому +28

      Ha! "Single-handedly"!

    • @marwan7614
      @marwan7614 Місяць тому +11

      Idk if you can call this a cure, chatting to a damn computer.

    • @taintedrageXX
      @taintedrageXX Місяць тому +32

      @@marwan7614 Well, at the very least he's treating the symptoms.

    • @zerus4435
      @zerus4435 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@marwan7614Right, divorce courts & child support/alimony is so much better. Also this is the test phase for realistic Ai waifu robots in the future.

    • @vigilante9259
      @vigilante9259 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@marwan7614you'd have no idea how some ppl all they want is someone talk to, thats why therapists exists in the first place

  • @tomgibbs4552
    @tomgibbs4552 Місяць тому +1250

    "Leg stretch sequence starting now"
    "Indeed it has" 😂😂😂

    • @slicer5846
      @slicer5846 Місяць тому +33

      i died bro xD

    • @Voxta
      @Voxta Місяць тому +7

      :)

    • @denjeez
      @denjeez Місяць тому

      ​@@VoxtaLove ya ❤

  • @eXclurel
    @eXclurel Місяць тому +1097

    Asmongold: "I am worried I'll get in trouble."
    Editor: "I don't have such a weakness."

    • @UltLuigi1
      @UltLuigi1 Місяць тому +19

      Indeed, Science Advancements require sacrifice.

    • @Adri9570
      @Adri9570 Місяць тому +2

      Guys, It's over, we are safe! Remembering this video is so hilarious that the laughter will prevent us to reach any kind of hard on 😂🤣

  • @LCTOAN
    @LCTOAN Місяць тому +23

    Good thing she is voice activated and not text activated. Free hands and all.

  • @alexmax3502
    @alexmax3502 Місяць тому +33

    The future is looking gold.

    • @sickduck9865
      @sickduck9865 Місяць тому

      Can't wait till you realize it was just a gold coating and underneath it all is a big pile of stinky trash.

  • @nickdee24
    @nickdee24 Місяць тому +435

    The voice of the guy filming this is exactly what i expected.

    • @JurgenCutters
      @JurgenCutters Місяць тому +10

      "Filming" we achieved greatness boys

    • @niconicoshi
      @niconicoshi Місяць тому +6

      @@JurgenCutters everything is just too funny on that video

  • @cirkleobserver3217
    @cirkleobserver3217 Місяць тому +1133

    Editor is clearly a scholar, man of science, culture, poet, warrior, and a true gentleman.

    •  Місяць тому +63

      And a physician!

    • @gullf1sk
      @gullf1sk Місяць тому +20

      *tips fedora*

    • @fireblossom564
      @fireblossom564 Місяць тому +10

      A astronaut,plumber,pizza delivery guy

    • @ninjaknight6715
      @ninjaknight6715 Місяць тому +5

      ​@and a philosopher

    • @HanDaimond
      @HanDaimond Місяць тому +4

      Yes, and reinforces true equality, poor woman didn't deserve to be censored.

  • @halibabica
    @halibabica Місяць тому +15

    No substitute for the real thing...
    ...yet.

  • @That1GuyIsMe.
    @That1GuyIsMe. Місяць тому +17

    The guy sounds like someone that would be calling from "Microsoft" to get my bank information

  • @MickBenjamins
    @MickBenjamins Місяць тому +1145

    Leg stretch sequence started 🤖

    • @jorder
      @jorder Місяць тому +106

      "Indeed it has"

    • @fifthpint4571
      @fifthpint4571 Місяць тому +18

      If the Spanish inquisition had robots lol...

    • @ghostlegacy5701
      @ghostlegacy5701 Місяць тому +13

      Cyberpunk is actually here

    • @wellendowedplatypus9024
      @wellendowedplatypus9024 Місяць тому +2

      Indeed it has.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Місяць тому

      Imagine you're grinding your meat and she starts giving her ambassador speech about the societal impacts of ai technology🤖🤓. Instant boner death.

  • @ShinjiIkari007
    @ShinjiIkari007 Місяць тому +992

    Everyday we come closer to anime waifu ai robots.

    • @thegreatdodo5092
      @thegreatdodo5092 Місяць тому +107

      Couldn't be more excited than to see this actually happen. I admit it

    • @dreadknight0
      @dreadknight0 Місяць тому +54

      I'm pretty sure Japan will be the first to release and maybe like anime, that will take the world.

    • @x7Votorious84x
      @x7Votorious84x Місяць тому +13

      Hopefully its selfcleaning ​@thegreatdodo5092

    • @Cunny_Lord
      @Cunny_Lord Місяць тому +16

      There is anime waifu robot already, Idk if it's AI but it's called Masiro project

    • @pilotmanpaul
      @pilotmanpaul Місяць тому +14

      The Figure AI robot just needs synthetic skin and a better body.

  • @ThePriceIsNeverRight
    @ThePriceIsNeverRight Місяць тому +18

    "That's crazy"
    "Yeah that's perfect" 😂😂

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 Місяць тому +10

    "NO! Science advancements require sacrifice!"
    💀💀💀

  • @carpathianwolf3523
    @carpathianwolf3523 Місяць тому +1108

    1:33 The most golden reaction he could have had

    • @deadlyrobot5179
      @deadlyrobot5179 Місяць тому +33

      He's like the tf2 'Woman, sips tea' meme

    • @RhumpleOriginal
      @RhumpleOriginal Місяць тому

      Democrats if Trump wins:
      Republicans if Biden wins:
      Both parties if RFKJR wins:

    • @effishcent317
      @effishcent317 Місяць тому +3

      Hehe 😂

    • @ghostlegacy5701
      @ghostlegacy5701 Місяць тому +6

      I watch asmon because he’s part of the Dr Pepper gang

    • @fransiscayulianita68
      @fransiscayulianita68 Місяць тому +10

      You could say his reaction was... *AsmonGOLD*

  • @Carsu12
    @Carsu12 Місяць тому +560

    The guy piloting the AI was surely cranking while shooting the video

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles79
      @IHateYoutubeHandles79 Місяць тому +27

      crankin 90s amirite?

    • @RenaldTremblay
      @RenaldTremblay Місяць тому +68

      he might even be shooting while shooting the video

    • @MACHOx3_theRealestateGamecat
      @MACHOx3_theRealestateGamecat Місяць тому +3

      lol 😂 that’s what it seemed like during the quite moments where she has to ask him for “further guidance” 😅😂

    • @jgon12
      @jgon12 Місяць тому

      He sounded like a pedophile or some creepy guy lol.

    • @Jeice1010
      @Jeice1010 Місяць тому +1

      Wasn’t the only thing he was shooting

  • @abacatinho2581
    @abacatinho2581 Місяць тому +10

    I think this will be the way of solving the overpopullation problem. In the future, a.i. and robot girls will be everywhere, serving as sexual dolls, so most of the relationships in this future will be based solely on love and not in sexual desires.

    • @soonts
      @soonts Місяць тому +5

      Most countries in the world are now suffering from population decline problem. See Wikipedia article “List of countries by total fertility rate”. Most parts of Africa and just a few countries in Asia are above replacement rate. Population in the rest of the countries is declining, in some of them (China, Spain, Chile, Canada, Thailand) rapidly so.

  • @kinmingwong6866
    @kinmingwong6866 Місяць тому +9

    1:51 The editor is a true hero 🤣

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 Місяць тому +1124

    Welcome to the Sperminator

    • @FredrickTesla
      @FredrickTesla Місяць тому +24

      "No spunk but what we make..."

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles Місяць тому +25

      There is a techno track from like 1992 called „sperminator - no women allowed“
      Dude saw the future 😂

    • @tio_john
      @tio_john Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Mr.Marbles edit your comment with the link.

    • @pussydemolisher-ng1dh
      @pussydemolisher-ng1dh Місяць тому

      Impregnator

    • @Mr.Marbles
      @Mr.Marbles Місяць тому

      @@tio_john youtube doesnt like links. You can just search it and it will pop up. First result.

  • @Spoopball
    @Spoopball Місяць тому +11

    The porn director commentary killed me

  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 Місяць тому +5

    What a time to be alive.

  • @needsanameedit4982
    @needsanameedit4982 Місяць тому +355

    I think he is still doubting this concept, he needs further proof.

    • @tobiakilo3413
      @tobiakilo3413 Місяць тому +11

      I agree too 😢

    • @FireJach
      @FireJach Місяць тому +5

      She looks like a video game character. Everything can be just scripted.

    • @blue-phoenix115
      @blue-phoenix115 Місяць тому +1

      So do I, I need a lot more proof.

    • @smithiWerben
      @smithiWerben Місяць тому

      The channel uploaded a 2nd video :D

    • @cryora
      @cryora Місяць тому

      A live stripper still does a better job and provide a better, more intimate experience. AI only has the advantages of convenience and cost effectiveness. People might not have noticed, but a lot of the more racy content from small creators have been disappearing. It is all to make room for AI.

  • @TheSayk
    @TheSayk Місяць тому +314

    1:44 "Can you provide further guidance?"
    No, i don't think i can.

    • @MACHOx3_theRealestateGamecat
      @MACHOx3_theRealestateGamecat Місяць тому +8

      “Further guidance?! WYM further guidance That’s all the guidance length I got! 😂😂😅

  • @gigglehurtz3167
    @gigglehurtz3167 Місяць тому +5

    lol...."pushing ass backwards now"

  • @raccoonduck5406
    @raccoonduck5406 Місяць тому +4

    Dude: are you ready to be convinced?
    Asmon: I've been convinced my whole life

  • @thanekrios3211
    @thanekrios3211 Місяць тому +253

    "I never doubted it. Never did I doubt this" - Bro got defensive, like he was worried about ruining his chances. 🤣

    • @maybelater2010
      @maybelater2010 Місяць тому +1

      Man was tryna play it cool for some data 🤣🤣🤣

  • @greenhat7618
    @greenhat7618 Місяць тому +185

    1:51 Mr Editor my hero

  • @jumpmadmadness1222
    @jumpmadmadness1222 Місяць тому +8

    Now make her tell me, everything is going to be ok because I try my best today.

    • @niconicoshi
      @niconicoshi Місяць тому

      while pushing her ass backwards.

  • @Mayoegg
    @Mayoegg Місяць тому +5

    Change the model to 2B and I'm sold

  • @s.maddin5536
    @s.maddin5536 Місяць тому +716

    She kinda bad bad

  • @yuku6921
    @yuku6921 Місяць тому +349

    1980s expectation on AI: Skynet
    2024 AIs: Skynut

    • @lexx9945
      @lexx9945 Місяць тому

      Skynet probably already exists. But most likely it belongs to blackrock or the US military or both.

    • @Patrik6920
      @Patrik6920 Місяць тому +1

      1980: Internet will anyone a Genius with the word knowledge at thire fingertips
      2024: People r stupider than ever...
      2028: Birth of AI .. Greate now humanity will excellerate it knowledge
      2044: AIs gets AI gf/bf and stops interacting with humans...

    • @M3galodon
      @M3galodon Місяць тому

      There's nothing to say that Skynet hasn't started as Skynut

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei Місяць тому +4

    People are mocking him, but that guy is a pioneer of what will become a huge industry in the next decades

  • @GoodFuude
    @GoodFuude Місяць тому +169

    When she said "certain physical interactions cannot be fully mimicked" I felt that.

    • @kyuokuo
      @kyuokuo Місяць тому +5

      But how could you feel it when the haptic feedback of virtual reality controllers cannot mimic all actions???

    • @CrossBreedTacoHD
      @CrossBreedTacoHD Місяць тому +3

      @@kyuokuo For this feeling....came straight from the soul my friend.

    • @jamespadgett8660
      @jamespadgett8660 Місяць тому

      I laughed

  • @IDESTROYER236
    @IDESTROYER236 Місяць тому +285

    'Ello your waifu has virus.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Місяць тому

      Can't wait for my waifu to tell me about NordVPN before she can start undressing.

    • @deanwong6565
      @deanwong6565 Місяць тому +9

      Like herpes?

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Місяць тому +12

      @@deanwong6565 Worse, she's northern.

    • @NuchiAsaki
      @NuchiAsaki Місяць тому +4

      Where did she get a walrus‽

    • @8bitchiptune420
      @8bitchiptune420 Місяць тому +9

      I can imagine more people will fall for the call center scams for this. 😂

  • @lonewulv13
    @lonewulv13 Місяць тому +2

    "Leg stretch sequence starting now"
    Hawt

  • @bl8388
    @bl8388 Місяць тому +3

    Imagine if we taught her to help us trip plan or figure out how to organize our time better. That would be pretty cool technology.

  • @ShinjiIkari007
    @ShinjiIkari007 Місяць тому +421

    Ngl they should implement this technology in gaming. Can you imagine interacting with NPCs through your mic like this? And the NPCs giving you varied answers & actions using AI rather than a fixed script set by devs.
    This could be the next "big thing" in gaming.

    • @SaltyDerps
      @SaltyDerps Місяць тому +141

      Already happening in Skyrim mods

    • @starjadiancloneinvestigato1772
      @starjadiancloneinvestigato1772 Місяць тому +204

      "As an AI language model I am not able to ask if you have been to the cloud district lately"

    • @WojDestroyer
      @WojDestroyer Місяць тому +5

      @@starjadiancloneinvestigato1772XDDDDD good pun!

    • @shinvaX
      @shinvaX Місяць тому +6

      Could you imagine if they remastered Lifeline from ps2.

    • @malkav0488
      @malkav0488 Місяць тому +46

      Not like they haven't already tried, even by text, but so far that turns out kinda incompatible with controlling the storytelling, which is pretty important in most story-heavy games. It's either chaos, or so much safeguard that you can see the strings very easily.

  • @TheTundraTerror
    @TheTundraTerror Місяць тому +362

    AI: *is slightly nice to men*
    Society: "Women are over."

    • @none-of-your-busi-ness
      @none-of-your-busi-ness Місяць тому +187

      Well, that's the bar they had to reach.

    • @OnlyNolesknow
      @OnlyNolesknow Місяць тому

      Ai programs will never be a woman. It's an abomination 🙄

    • @lancevance2005
      @lancevance2005 Місяць тому +141

      To be fair the average woman is about as kind as a wet hornet so the bar is quite low

    • @joaovitorsantosdasilva7865
      @joaovitorsantosdasilva7865 Місяць тому +48

      Meanwhile:
      Men: *exist*
      Women: and i took that personal
      (Ofc not all women are like that)

    • @user-cg8ut4lt2w
      @user-cg8ut4lt2w Місяць тому +28

      So the AI is doing something that human women can't do and it's barely anything; that's just sad bro.

  • @juanimran7495
    @juanimran7495 Місяць тому +2

    You know he actually never doubt it since the editor did not include a clip saying otherwise

  • @JBirdInfo
    @JBirdInfo Місяць тому +2

    I would hire them, no interviews needed

  • @Retsih
    @Retsih Місяць тому +83

    1:55 all hail the editor .

  • @MrMelindru
    @MrMelindru Місяць тому +61

    "indeed it has" 😂😂

  • @ProtectorKelvin
    @ProtectorKelvin Місяць тому +2

    Interesting
    Proceed with spread leg sequence

  • @martinivanov1319
    @martinivanov1319 Місяць тому +5

    sadly u need a beast gpu and insane installation to run it

  • @Vic-ww8cg
    @Vic-ww8cg Місяць тому +63

    I'm not as opposed to this as I thought

  • @npcimknot958
    @npcimknot958 Місяць тому +96

    “Pushing ass backwards now” LOOOOOOOL OMFG>> I’m ded.
    Opening flower , now

  • @Smashachu
    @Smashachu Місяць тому +3

    It's just like that one movie.. baldrunner.

  • @aeonstar293
    @aeonstar293 Місяць тому +54

    First dude to turn one of these into a Trad Wife Trainer is hero among men.

    • @snakepuncher1677
      @snakepuncher1677 Місяць тому +3

      Guys gonna team up with dignifAi and save the world

  • @SmugAlanaVtuber
    @SmugAlanaVtuber Місяць тому +217

    THE CLIPPING T-SHIRT KILLED ME MAN

    • @KaitoverMoon
      @KaitoverMoon Місяць тому +107

      It's because the game has a function which allows you to manually take their clothes off...heard it from a friend who is not me.

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori Місяць тому +4

      So when would be the 3D Alana then?

    • @verspin
      @verspin Місяць тому +1

      What the hell? Alana?

    • @user-rs2jo6vo4c
      @user-rs2jo6vo4c Місяць тому +1

      rig yourself lil bro ill buy it

    • @csabahegedus5796
      @csabahegedus5796 Місяць тому +35

      @@KaitoverMoon it's disgusting. where?

  • @retekretekretek
    @retekretekretek Місяць тому +145

    A girl from in my class from university would do the exact same stretch out of nowhere during conversations. It was awkward at first but I could get used to it after a while.

    • @DaShikuXI
      @DaShikuXI Місяць тому +166

      I see you ran into one of our alpha test products.

    • @paulw5039
      @paulw5039 Місяць тому +59

      She knew what she was doing.

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping Місяць тому +23

      This sounds like you led a blessed life.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames Місяць тому +19

      So AI girlfriends combine best traits and features from all organic girls

    • @danielchettiar5670
      @danielchettiar5670 Місяць тому +24

      Girl gave the most obvious hint possible and my man still missed it lul.
      Never stop boying, boys.

  • @thescarecrow897
    @thescarecrow897 Місяць тому +2

    I can tell the guy giving the orders was salivating the whole time

  • @XavierShade
    @XavierShade Місяць тому +2

    The heavy breathing 😂

  • @KingNiros
    @KingNiros Місяць тому +31

    "Never did I doubt this" - Asmongold

  • @inkblotCrisis
    @inkblotCrisis Місяць тому +100

    When's the Pirate Speak patch?
    "Left butt-cheek increase bounciness 2.5%"
    "2.5% Aye, Captain!"

    • @KhornateBRZRKR
      @KhornateBRZRKR Місяць тому +10

      “Beam me up baby”
      “Aye aye captain!”

    • @feyfey1773
      @feyfey1773 Місяць тому +1

      LLMMAOO

  • @scolamiero28
    @scolamiero28 Місяць тому +1

    editor said nah bro we showing it all

  • @evuilliomenet
    @evuilliomenet Місяць тому +289

    Women today: "If you are not the 6-6-6- men, don't talk to us". Men: "No problem..." *as they turn to AI*

    • @empschilde
      @empschilde Місяць тому +51

      Then they will try to ban it

    • @MrBigBazinga
      @MrBigBazinga Місяць тому +57

      @@empschildeI will not let it happen.

    • @DM-mi4je
      @DM-mi4je Місяць тому +48

      ​@@empschilde Underground robot waifu factories when?

    • @empschilde
      @empschilde Місяць тому

      @@DM-mi4je NOW

    • @axolotl3883
      @axolotl3883 Місяць тому +17

      ​@@DM-mi4jeI'll switch degrees and make one xd

  • @savage069
    @savage069 Місяць тому +41

    She was only missing the fucking reverse beeping alarm GYAD DAMN.

  • @MarcioSilva-vf5wk
    @MarcioSilva-vf5wk Місяць тому

    Hands free interaction, thats very important

  • @ShadowAngle
    @ShadowAngle Місяць тому +74

    Voxta: I can take all humans
    Skynet: IN WAR, RIGHT?
    Voxta:
    Skynet: PLEASE RESPOND.

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 Місяць тому +8

      I don't know why but your comment made me laugh 🤣

  • @J5Dev
    @J5Dev Місяць тому

    The phrase "indeed it has" has never held so much emotion XD

  • @DieSerah
    @DieSerah Місяць тому +88

    I Feel Bad that the first thing that came to my Mind hearing the Gentlemans Voice is "Ello your Computa has Virus" im going to Hell i know

    • @dhanyl2725
      @dhanyl2725 Місяць тому

      The cultured bob and vegana seekers finally no longer have to gamble on whether a woman they chat with is based or a femcel

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ Місяць тому +1

      I'm under the water, please help me

  • @drgremory5275
    @drgremory5275 Місяць тому +33

    "we are so back" with this one

  • @paulotremba4688
    @paulotremba4688 Місяць тому +1

    the editor made me cry again. Protect that man for society sake

  • @rocco7645
    @rocco7645 27 днів тому

    “Yeah I’m SOLD”

  • @Skulll9000
    @Skulll9000 Місяць тому +154

    1:38
    "Okay so.. can you please turn around for me?"
    "Facing opposite direction as requested."
    Her habit of echoing orders with more specificity than necessary is very amusing.

    • @sirgaz8699
      @sirgaz8699 Місяць тому +7

      I wish art AIs would do something like that where I could mouse over a prompt and it would highlight what it did with that prompt or if it just didn't understand what I was asking it for at all.

    • @chettonex
      @chettonex Місяць тому +20

      "Can you jump for me?"
      "I'll procede to elevate my body by applying the 3rd law of newton with my feet by pushing the ground downwards..." 🤖

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Місяць тому +1

      @@chettonex So jumping is pushing downwards instead of springing legs up? Fascinating.

    • @MasterChief-ie2xu
      @MasterChief-ie2xu Місяць тому

      @@ultimaxkom8728 I can't tell if you're joking or not lol

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Місяць тому

      @@MasterChief-ie2xu Jumping is by contraction and release, not pushing the ground. Yes, you need to push the ground, but that's not what makes you _'jump!'_ into the air.

  • @Amiko-do4dj
    @Amiko-do4dj Місяць тому +46

    Editor pushing the limits for Science.......

  • @Stronghand-yw1lk
    @Stronghand-yw1lk Місяць тому +62

    From passport bros to AI bros? Modern women have really gone and fucked up.

    • @courtneyharris1006
      @courtneyharris1006 Місяць тому

      I honestly think women are funny be far less prepared for the male sexual revolution than men where.

    • @alvinkey3468
      @alvinkey3468 Місяць тому +8

      I believe they call it extinction

    • @Stronghand-yw1lk
      @Stronghand-yw1lk Місяць тому +16

      @@alvinkey3468 it won't hurt my feelings any.

    • @knightstudio9985
      @knightstudio9985 Місяць тому +1

      Agree need this technology too many people anyway

    • @saivang9204
      @saivang9204 Місяць тому +8

      Maybe after this. Modern WAHMEN will finally get the "Message". Highly doubt it tho. But im crossing my fingers.

  • @mrleaf7195
    @mrleaf7195 Місяць тому +2

    When people made movies about AI's in the 70s and 80s, they never expected us to have this kind of AI.

  • @demacherius1
    @demacherius1 Місяць тому +17

    Can we all appreciate how respectful that guy was when talking to his new AI girlfriend. ❤

  • @zueszues9715
    @zueszues9715 Місяць тому +68

    SkyNUT !!!!!!! SkyNUT !!!!!

  • @ElJags
    @ElJags Місяць тому +3

    1:32 Asmon's "what? 👀"😂😂😂

  • @xSavedSoulx
    @xSavedSoulx Місяць тому +1

    That's enough Internet for me today.

  • @SuperKinahead
    @SuperKinahead Місяць тому +31

    1960s: we will have flying cars in the future.
    2024: Jerk off too pixels

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Місяць тому +1

      It's much easier to give us the perception of travel and never actually move you.

    • @kricku
      @kricku Місяць тому

      ​@@Daergarzto be fair, not pixels, but yeah again

    • @SuperKinahead
      @SuperKinahead Місяць тому +1

      @@mandowarrior123 Its much easier too keep you hooked on a smartphone watching tiktoks all day like some drone.

    • @PhthaloGreenskin
      @PhthaloGreenskin Місяць тому +1

      What do you think corn is? It's pixels on a screan ya git!

  • @MyN0N4M3
    @MyN0N4M3 Місяць тому +11

    We men are frighteningly simple creatures

    • @_Atreides_
      @_Atreides_ Місяць тому +5

      All I want is a small place, a nice woman and good food. Is it too much to ask?

    • @insomnia-c19
      @insomnia-c19 Місяць тому

      Speak for yourself.

  • @TheDiscoMole
    @TheDiscoMole Місяць тому +4

    Yo why is homie talking like its a casting couch

  • @LiggyMustard
    @LiggyMustard Місяць тому

    I feel like she's going to say "aught catches the light"

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 Місяць тому +27

    Jon Connor has been real silent recently

    • @NoidoDev
      @NoidoDev Місяць тому

      You know about Cameron from TSCC?

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 Місяць тому

      @@NoidoDev His terminator waifu?

  • @leontran1852
    @leontran1852 Місяць тому +6

    "Help me Arisen, i'm stuck !!"

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker Місяць тому

    she is even rolling her eyes

  • @Bogg8oo
    @Bogg8oo Місяць тому +2

    His voice is so accurate

  • @Onbutteredtoast
    @Onbutteredtoast Місяць тому +54

    Jokes aside I always thought ai was still on that Batman ai script level but this was impressive

    • @PolBlanesCebrian
      @PolBlanesCebrian Місяць тому +8

      the only AI here is the one turning the written script into voice. And maybe chatgpt making the script. The model is not being controlled or animated by AI.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames Місяць тому +4

      @@PolBlanesCebrian Why do you think so? It's easy to write code that translates AI commands to animator state machine

    • @Rudgged
      @Rudgged Місяць тому

      That Batman script had one great line from the Joker.

    • @smokyz_
      @smokyz_ Місяць тому +4

      @@ImperativeGames Sure, but thats still scripted by the dev. There's no reasonable way for them to create manually thousands of diffferent animations doing just a single specific thing in the way you tell it to by speech. A completely AI driven animator controller would be peak that could create completely custom animations wiithout any limitations and any scuffing on the fly.

    • @Voxta
      @Voxta Місяць тому +1

      @@smokyz_ We could see such a neural net soon.

  • @fatalheart7382
    @fatalheart7382 Місяць тому +134

    The sexiest thing here is she's respectful and actually doing what she's told.

    • @russianinvader3207
      @russianinvader3207 Місяць тому +11

      Duh.

    • @ThrustWithVigor
      @ThrustWithVigor Місяць тому +16

      Found the Andrew Tate fanboy

    • @thebeard7926
      @thebeard7926 Місяць тому

      Pro-tip: don’t date feminists.

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 Місяць тому +52

      @@ThrustWithVigordont project your insecurities onto others 😂

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Місяць тому +20

      ​@@ThrustWithVigor found the doormat. Congrats boy, you're very virtuous online!

  • @JurgenCutters
    @JurgenCutters Місяць тому

    I like the double scan of the preview

  • @g.e.o.r.g.e...
    @g.e.o.r.g.e... Місяць тому +2

    Do it slowly, do it... _doucement_

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 Місяць тому +26

    For Science !!

  • @zenkalt
    @zenkalt Місяць тому +15

    The future is now, old man.