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- Опубліковано 22 кві 2024
- Asmongold Clips / Asmongold Reacts To: The future of AI girlfriend technology
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On this Asmongold Clips UA-cam Channel you'll never quit finding all the funny Asmongold Moments with Mcconnell and the best Asmongold Highlights from the most popular games, like: Baldur's Gate 3, Starfield, Blizzard's Diablo 4, Dragonflight & Hardcore Classic WoW, the record breaking MMORPG FFXIV, Path of Exile 2, sneak peeks from Gameplay of the upcoming Riot MMO and playthroughs of many other popular games like Hogwarts Legacy, Final Fantasy 16, Elden Ring and more. Also Asmongold Reacts to a lot of content, such as World Record Speed Run of games, Blizzard Drama, "Asmongold AI", VTubers, and videos of some of the most interesting creators like penguinz0, Internet Historian, Emiru, Dunkey, Linus Tech Tips and more. Asmon is also known for his "The True Story of Asmongold", "Asmongold $2 Pizza" and "Asmongold $2 Steak" videos, the legendary Transmog Competitions and Mount Off competitions, Ban Appeals, Media Share streams, Reddit Recap Reactions and much more.
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1980s: Skynet will destroy us all
2024: Skynut will drain us all
Skynut will drain us all!
Skynet will fuck us all 😏 literally
If a significant number of people, regardless of gender, opt for artificial intelligence companions instead of human relationships for a period of 20 years, it could lead to potential issues with population, job market, and anything related to that. The world will die in artificial love.
Skynet will destroy us all and we won't gaf
Just like the movies, every time we delayed Judgement Day, the machines just waited longer and developed further.
At this point, they wont even need to initiate Judgement Day. If they just wait a few years, most of humanity will simp for Skynet.
Dude is talking to the AI like a dude filming one of those fake casting couch videos.
Because that's how it feels like. Reign was also nervous.
@@Voxtahe was afraid that his reign would crumble too fast during the filming, if ya catch my drift 😂
@@Voxta Would a guy need to be nervous though? He'll get to f*** the girl regardless of junk size.
He found his true calling in life
Dude has like the biggest creeper vibes
Having an AI harem waiting for you every time you get home will be an even harder addiction to break than p*RN already is 💀
It's like drugs bro.
@@Kuzen15 Yeah cause when i was hooked on meth i thought "this feels alot like porn" LOL
Hopefully so. Ai is cool and stuff, but there needs to be options for real sucking. @FEVRobert
the fun part is, you dont even have to wait to get home she will be with you wherever you want her .
@@Kuzen15 it technically is a drug. It releases Hormones which, if overused, would technically not work that differently then drugs.
That dude was definitely wrestling snakes behind that screen
Yeah 😅😅 weirdo am I right?
@@snakepuncher1677 snakepuncher 💀
You mean spanking the monkey?
@@niconicoshisnake choker 💀
indeed he was beating the bishop
I love how she gives a warning like she was backing up a truck.
Dumpster truck? 😉
Should've had a feature of a truck's reverse beep sound as well
Who says she wasn't?
She has the bakery to back up those words
Ass was small bit GOD DAMN THOSE AR SOME BLESSED HIPS, FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR THE MENTAL SINS I AM ABOUT TO COMMIT
Skynut has finally taken over
And it's landing on our faces.
Thor was right!
Thor warned us right!
The Terminutter
BORN INTO A WORLD WITHOUT ANIME! WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE THERE'S NO SANITY!
"You look lonely. Let me help with that."
hell yeah let's take another step towards the bladerunner future we all want
@@roberine7241 *Pris Stratton knocks on your door...*
(Looks at calendar) we are about two decades away 👀
Brings a whole new meaning to
"Come with me if you want to live."
😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahaha - killed me. 😅🤣😂
Cum
"LIVE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO COME"
"Yeah that's great you're doing a great job" *heavy breathing* LMFAO
👁️👄👁️
bro was thinking things
Translation: Yeah yeah yeah shut up
@@AverageSensei More like bro was doing a certain thing with one hand probably.
@@RikusTheElder can you really blame him? Bro is living in 2049 😭. Honestly if it wasn't like $50 I'd get it 💀 not even batman should be able to get that confession out of me but damn
She announces her moves like a pilot in a Sci-Fi movie repeating the captain's orders.
Not a deal breaker tbh.
Well, she is moving a lot of mass.
@@shihobladeshe communicates more than an actual woman 😂 at least you don't need to be a mind reader
this makes it better
"put your head between your legs and roll around" 🙎♂️
"Of course, Sonic the Hedgehog Mode Activated"🤖
My ape brain says take my money. The little sliver that’s dedicated to logic and morals is yelling run 😂
Man is single-handedly curing the male loneliness epidemic. A true man of culture.
Ha! "Single-handedly"!
Idk if you can call this a cure, chatting to a damn computer.
@@marwan7614 Well, at the very least he's treating the symptoms.
@@marwan7614Right, divorce courts & child support/alimony is so much better. Also this is the test phase for realistic Ai waifu robots in the future.
@@marwan7614you'd have no idea how some ppl all they want is someone talk to, thats why therapists exists in the first place
"Leg stretch sequence starting now"
"Indeed it has" 😂😂😂
i died bro xD
:)
@@VoxtaLove ya ❤
Asmon: "I might get in trouble for this".
Asmon's Editor: "I'm not".
TBF, I think UA-cam is less restrictive. I've seen women wearing see through tops with no bra on UA-cam, like on Instagram.
@@GastNdorfThe difference is that he is streaming on Twitch and parts of those streams are uploaded on UA-cam. Twitch has other rules than UA-cam therefor it's all good.
@@CrizzyEyes
Last day i saw a live stream from a dude from brazil on the beach and the thumbnail was a naked pusy.
@@Thomas-oe1wj hot tub streams:
No substitute for the real thing...
...yet.
That "Yet" is the biggest fear of humanity.
Good thing she is voice activated and not text activated. Free hands and all.
Sorry ladies it was a good run 💀
Edit: For all the "was it a good run?" responders: if it wasn't a good run at one point you would have never been born. 🤡
was it really though?
The feeling is mutual btw. Ai boyfriends is a thing too.
A good run? Lmao.
a good run? lol
@@Vyshada Now THIS is how you get Skynet. Nag it until it decides to wipe out humanity.
i like that she responds like a fucking starfleet officer, "yes captain, engaging warp 3 on your mark"
Set a course for intercourse
. . . I'm more interested in that than a sex bot
Engage!
@@firestorm5071 Engage (dat ass)!
@@faismasterx Report To The Ship As Soon As Possible
Nevermind, the robot ai girlfriends really will take over relationships.
The guy sounds like someone that would be calling from "Microsoft" to get my bank information
Asmongold: "I am worried I'll get in trouble."
Editor: "I don't have such a weakness."
Indeed, Science Advancements require sacrifice.
Guys, It's over, we are safe! Remembering this video is so hilarious that the laughter will prevent us to reach any kind of hard on 😂🤣
The voice of the guy filming this is exactly what i expected.
"Filming" we achieved greatness boys
@@JurgenCutters everything is just too funny on that video
The future is looking gold.
Can't wait till you realize it was just a gold coating and underneath it all is a big pile of stinky trash.
"That's crazy"
"Yeah that's perfect" 😂😂
Leg stretch sequence started 🤖
"Indeed it has"
If the Spanish inquisition had robots lol...
Cyberpunk is actually here
Indeed it has.
Imagine you're grinding your meat and she starts giving her ambassador speech about the societal impacts of ai technology🤖🤓. Instant boner death.
Editor is clearly a scholar, man of science, culture, poet, warrior, and a true gentleman.
And a physician!
*tips fedora*
A astronaut,plumber,pizza delivery guy
@and a philosopher
Yes, and reinforces true equality, poor woman didn't deserve to be censored.
"NO! Science advancements require sacrifice!"
💀💀💀
1:51 The editor is a true hero 🤣
Everyday we come closer to anime waifu ai robots.
Couldn't be more excited than to see this actually happen. I admit it
I'm pretty sure Japan will be the first to release and maybe like anime, that will take the world.
Hopefully its selfcleaning @thegreatdodo5092
There is anime waifu robot already, Idk if it's AI but it's called Masiro project
The Figure AI robot just needs synthetic skin and a better body.
Welcome to the Sperminator
"No spunk but what we make..."
There is a techno track from like 1992 called „sperminator - no women allowed“
Dude saw the future 😂
@@Mr.Marbles edit your comment with the link.
Impregnator
@@tio_john youtube doesnt like links. You can just search it and it will pop up. First result.
In the end she sounds like an AI villain monologing about her master plan lmao
The porn director commentary killed me
1:33 The most golden reaction he could have had
He's like the tf2 'Woman, sips tea' meme
Democrats if Trump wins:
Republicans if Biden wins:
Both parties if RFKJR wins:
Hehe 😂
I watch asmon because he’s part of the Dr Pepper gang
You could say his reaction was... *AsmonGOLD*
The guy piloting the AI was surely cranking while shooting the video
crankin 90s amirite?
he might even be shooting while shooting the video
wailin' on it
lol 😂 that’s what it seemed like during the quite moments where she has to ask him for “further guidance” 😅😂
He sounded like a pedophile or some creepy guy lol.
lol...."pushing ass backwards now"
Dude: are you ready to be convinced?
Asmon: I've been convinced my whole life
I think he is still doubting this concept, he needs further proof.
I agree too 😢
She looks like a video game character. Everything can be just scripted.
So do I, I need a lot more proof.
The channel uploaded a 2nd video :D
A live stripper still does a better job and provide a better, more intimate experience. AI only has the advantages of convenience and cost effectiveness. People might not have noticed, but a lot of the more racy content from small creators have been disappearing. It is all to make room for AI.
Now make her tell me, everything is going to be ok because I try my best today.
while pushing her ass backwards.
1:51 Mr Editor my hero
She kinda bad bad
Is that frost?
She a hottie fr fr
*GASP*
Calm down
@@samtoughman3928 I understood that reference.
I think this will be the way of solving the overpopullation problem. In the future, a.i. and robot girls will be everywhere, serving as sexual dolls, so most of the relationships in this future will be based solely on love and not in sexual desires.
Most countries in the world are now suffering from population decline problem. See Wikipedia article “List of countries by total fertility rate”. Most parts of Africa and just a few countries in Asia are above replacement rate. Population in the rest of the countries is declining, in some of them (China, Spain, Chile, Canada, Thailand) rapidly so.
@@soonts You miss that those that are still above replacement rate - are falling.
People are mocking him, but that guy is a pioneer of what will become a huge industry in the next decades
1:44 "Can you provide further guidance?"
No, i don't think i can.
“Further guidance?! WYM further guidance That’s all the guidance length I got! 😂😂😅
"I never doubted it. Never did I doubt this" - Bro got defensive, like he was worried about ruining his chances. 🤣
Man was tryna play it cool for some data 🤣🤣🤣
"Leg stretch sequence starting now"
Hawt
What a time to be alive.
Was holding to my pants hard af
1980s expectation on AI: Skynet
2024 AIs: Skynut
Skynet probably already exists. But most likely it belongs to blackrock or the US military or both.
1980: Internet will anyone a Genius with the word knowledge at thire fingertips
2024: People r stupider than ever...
2028: Birth of AI .. Greate now humanity will excellerate it knowledge
2044: AIs gets AI gf/bf and stops interacting with humans...
There's nothing to say that Skynet hasn't started as Skynut
'Ello your waifu has virus.
Can't wait for my waifu to tell me about NordVPN before she can start undressing.
Like herpes?
@@deanwong6565 Worse, she's northern.
Where did she get a walrus‽
I can imagine more people will fall for the call center scams for this. 😂
editor said nah bro we showing it all
Interesting
Proceed with spread leg sequence
When she said "certain physical interactions cannot be fully mimicked" I felt that.
But how could you feel it when the haptic feedback of virtual reality controllers cannot mimic all actions???
@@kyuokuo For this feeling....came straight from the soul my friend.
I laughed
Ngl they should implement this technology in gaming. Can you imagine interacting with NPCs through your mic like this? And the NPCs giving you varied answers & actions using AI rather than a fixed script set by devs.
This could be the next "big thing" in gaming.
Already happening in Skyrim mods
"As an AI language model I am not able to ask if you have been to the cloud district lately"
@@starjadiancloneinvestigato1772XDDDDD good pun!
Could you imagine if they remastered Lifeline from ps2.
Not like they haven't already tried, even by text, but so far that turns out kinda incompatible with controlling the storytelling, which is pretty important in most story-heavy games. It's either chaos, or so much safeguard that you can see the strings very easily.
I feel like she's going to say "aught catches the light"
The phrase "indeed it has" has never held so much emotion XD
“Pushing ass backwards now” LOOOOOOOL OMFG>> I’m ded.
Opening flower , now
1:55 all hail the editor .
You know he actually never doubt it since the editor did not include a clip saying otherwise
indeed it has
"indeed it has" 😂😂
AI: *is slightly nice to men*
Society: "Women are over."
Well, that's the bar they had to reach.
Ai programs will never be a woman. It's an abomination 🙄
To be fair the average woman is about as kind as a wet hornet so the bar is quite low
Meanwhile:
Men: *exist*
Women: and i took that personal
(Ofc not all women are like that)
So the AI is doing something that human women can't do and it's barely anything; that's just sad bro.
I like the double scan of the preview
VR finna make a comeback
THE CLIPPING T-SHIRT KILLED ME MAN
It's because the game has a function which allows you to manually take their clothes off...heard it from a friend who is not me.
So when would be the 3D Alana then?
What the hell? Alana?
rig yourself lil bro ill buy it
@@KaitoverMoon it's disgusting. where?
When's the Pirate Speak patch?
"Left butt-cheek increase bounciness 2.5%"
"2.5% Aye, Captain!"
“Beam me up baby”
“Aye aye captain!”
LLMMAOO
Hands free interaction, thats very important
The heavy breathing 😂
I'm not as opposed to this as I thought
A girl from in my class from university would do the exact same stretch out of nowhere during conversations. It was awkward at first but I could get used to it after a while.
I see you ran into one of our alpha test products.
She knew what she was doing.
This sounds like you led a blessed life.
So AI girlfriends combine best traits and features from all organic girls
Girl gave the most obvious hint possible and my man still missed it lul.
Never stop boying, boys.
Just make it a 5.000 old anime fox wife and I'm sold.
You mean a Kitsune
"Never did I doubt this" - Asmongold
Women today: "If you are not the 6-6-6- men, don't talk to us". Men: "No problem..." *as they turn to AI*
Then they will try to ban it
@@empschildeI will not let it happen.
@@empschilde Underground robot waifu factories when?
@@DM-mi4je NOW
@@DM-mi4jeI'll switch degrees and make one xd
"Indeed it has" 😂💀
she is even rolling her eyes
She was only missing the fucking reverse beeping alarm GYAD DAMN.
I Feel Bad that the first thing that came to my Mind hearing the Gentlemans Voice is "Ello your Computa has Virus" im going to Hell i know
The cultured bob and vegana seekers finally no longer have to gamble on whether a woman they chat with is based or a femcel
I'm under the water, please help me
It's just like that one movie.. baldrunner.
sadly u need a beast gpu and insane installation to run it
"we are so back" with this one
Editor pushing the limits for Science.......
Voxta: I can take all humans
Skynet: IN WAR, RIGHT?
Voxta:
Skynet: PLEASE RESPOND.
I don't know why but your comment made me laugh 🤣
Thank you editor-kun!
I have never doubted Asmon's editor 😂😂😂
1960s: we will have flying cars in the future.
2024: Jerk off too pixels
It's much easier to give us the perception of travel and never actually move you.
@@Daergarzto be fair, not pixels, but yeah again
@@mandowarrior123 Its much easier too keep you hooked on a smartphone watching tiktoks all day like some drone.
What do you think corn is? It's pixels on a screan ya git!
@@PhthaloGreenskin he didn't say that's a good thing
SkyNUT !!!!!!! SkyNUT !!!!!
Doubts erased, if there was ever one.
Change the model to 2B and I'm sold
1:38
"Okay so.. can you please turn around for me?"
"Facing opposite direction as requested."
Her habit of echoing orders with more specificity than necessary is very amusing.
I wish art AIs would do something like that where I could mouse over a prompt and it would highlight what it did with that prompt or if it just didn't understand what I was asking it for at all.
"Can you jump for me?"
"I'll procede to elevate my body by applying the 3rd law of newton with my feet by pushing the ground downwards..." 🤖
@@chettonex So jumping is pushing downwards instead of springing legs up? Fascinating.
@@ultimaxkom8728 I can't tell if you're joking or not lol
@@MasterChief-ie2xu Jumping is by contraction and release, not pushing the ground. Yes, you need to push the ground, but that's not what makes you _'jump!'_ into the air.
Can we all appreciate how respectful that guy was when talking to his new AI girlfriend. ❤
hahahaha ! "can you please" xD
“Yeah I’m SOLD”
I can tell the guy giving the orders was salivating the whole time
"Help me Arisen, i'm stuck !!"
For Science !!
His voice is so accurate
Jokes aside I always thought ai was still on that Batman ai script level but this was impressive
the only AI here is the one turning the written script into voice. And maybe chatgpt making the script. The model is not being controlled or animated by AI.
@@PolBlanesCebrian Why do you think so? It's easy to write code that translates AI commands to animator state machine
That Batman script had one great line from the Joker.
@@ImperativeGames Sure, but thats still scripted by the dev. There's no reasonable way for them to create manually thousands of diffferent animations doing just a single specific thing in the way you tell it to by speech. A completely AI driven animator controller would be peak that could create completely custom animations wiithout any limitations and any scuffing on the fly.
@@smokyz_ We could see such a neural net soon.
We men are frighteningly simple creatures
All I want is a small place, a nice woman and good food. Is it too much to ask?
Speak for yourself.
@@_Atreides_ it actually is
Imagine if we taught her to help us trip plan or figure out how to organize our time better. That would be pretty cool technology.
Imagine breaking a community, family and religions institutes, that organized human life for millenia, only to replace them with THIS
"Could you..."
*breathing intensifies* !
The sexiest thing here is she's respectful and actually doing what she's told.
Duh.
Found the Andrew Tate fanboy
Pro-tip: don’t date feminists.
@@ThrustWithVigordont project your insecurities onto others 😂
@@ThrustWithVigor found the doormat. Congrats boy, you're very virtuous online!
Jon Connor has been real silent recently
You know about Cameron from TSCC?
@@NoidoDev His terminator waifu?
Do it slowly, do it... _doucement_