"If I ever play this in a tournament I'll know how to do it" *opponent scouts, looks across stage at Harstem who is busy tapping away* "Huh, that's weird, did something go wrong with the lobby?"
Play from the floor so he/she doesn't see you and thinks you went to the bathroom or something, while looking around the stage for you and not playin' xD
yeah that was pretty good. also explaines why he gunned it down with 1 reep before. He just wanted this buildin to blow up to a g ol grenade. And it did awesomely
@@backbertiberti5155 wrong move. Sacrificing some probes would buy more time for a collossus rush. He would have gone scouting for a lone pylon had he not noticed the has not rebuilt base message not appearing
The first two opponents had the same tag so I like to think they met up later and were like: "You'll never believe this, I had a guy pretend to be AFK on me on ladder today." "WHAT!? ME TOO!"
@@slimbeatz4125 I know I tried this with terran once, post some kind of error message lost connection to game server or sth at the start of the match, build a cc and float it off the map pretend to be afk, and wait for them to leave the game cause its bugged. Can't remember if someone actually left though.
Imagine you play this in Gold League and you feel like 200 IQ HAS but your opponent will never figure it out because he plays a 2 base turtle without moving anywhere. :D
As someone who knows nothing about this game 18:30 is hilarious. “Ah good he doesn’t know I have my immortal on the way” *battle ensues* “Oh no he has *2* immortals impossible this is broken”
@@huntersowards3409 Mostly EPM, yes. There is a lot to do in SC2 high-level play (just as in wc3 high-level play) Spamming to get the buildings down ASAP, efficient worker micro and rallying, camera locations, idle spam to check on production timers, keeping up with warp-ins, actual unit micro and rallying, etc. This first game at least was very calm compared to most pros, someone like grubby (to use a wc3 example) is one of those "300APM from the first second" players.
I love how humble and badass you are. You can fuck with opponents and have a good time, at a pro level, and yet you know how to say "gg" and call it when that happens. I appreciate that!
I typically tune in to harstem streams because of his humorous commentary during his gameplay...but this has to be one of the funniest things i've seen from him lmao
Love the content Harstem! My idea for a BGMWSS video: Everyone always tells me my problem is looking at my army and over microing it while all I need to do is macro. Even Vibe says this in his series that all the way up to Plat you just need to macro and a-move your opponents. I want you to test out if that's still true in GM! The challenge is never look at your army. When you are defending your natural you have to be looking at your main really focusing on that macro and upgrades. When you go attack your opponent just a-click his main while getting extra bases, macroing up etc. Good luck!
@@abliviax I think that's too difficult as a simple 2-pronged attack would just lose the game. I can imagine it's possible with 2 control groups, 1 for defending drops/etc, one for attacking and defending main army.
FFE 2: electric boogaloo. More stuff beats less stuff but you need more money to buy more stuff. Start with 14 pylon, 17 nexus, 20 nexus. Use the first pylon, a gate, a forge and a cannon to wall the largest choke leading into the natural or third. Use a pylon, cannon and core to wall another. This is enough for most maps and you can have them almost completed by 3:00. On nightshade you need another pylon and cannon. On simulacrum you also need another gate.You'll need to cut some probes for those. If the stars align and you start chonoboosting when the -natural finishes- the walls are finished you can hit 66 probes by 5:00. If you're still alive by then it's just a matter of deciding what to spend it on.
I have done this a few years back as Terran and built a cc across the map loaded the scv and floated it to the corner. I had no intention of playing or winning I was just screwing around. The guy killed my main and after 5 minutes he left the game probably thinking there was a bug or something. I am not sure what they were thinking, but that was the easiest win I ever had.
I did this with an ally in 2v2 in the old days hback in WoL but not pretending afk. We wrote an error in the chat, killed one scv, load the rest up in the cc and flying in a corner, you can onlyreach with air and be real afk. Opponents left the game, after they found nothing.
I played team games as zerg with 2 of my friends who weren't that good. I would play Zerg and only build drones and bases, then donate resources for them to build actual units. It was fun.
I love these silly strats. How about hallucination pressure? Fake warp prisms pulling attention, (mostly) fake zealot run-byes that still has a few zealots in it to do some damage but makes the opponent overreact, while your actual army hits elsewhere. That sort of thing. The idea is to make the opponent panic and not know which attack is real and which is not or how many units to invest in the defense.
You never do anything to take advantage of the fact that they have their entire army across the map attacking your main Nexus. You should be set up outside their main just as the Nexus goes down to do some economic damage and then fall back before their army gets back to their main to defend. That'd put you in the lead and you should be able to win easily. The way you're doing it they're surprised and then have a full army and no economic damage and then just keep playing as normal.
I was thinking this same thing. The moment the enemy team moved on his home base, he should have sent something, even if it's just a zealot to disrupt the enemy economy.
dude what you just said is ridiculous. The counter to thors is heavy high templar drop harass into heavy probes and finally into an immortal dark templar combo. the hellions he could send across the map are basically obselete when you get to four base, because by then the disruptors have come off cooldown. Truly, truly amateur my friend...
Bro he is just good at clicking. Even a brainded could have used this strat better. Why engage the army when you can just walk on the other side of the map and destroy all of their economy.
@@lordyoseph53 fps games are getting better, im currently playin escape from tarkov which is really quite fun and challenging but yes bw+ sc2 are the most challenging, and rewarding games out there for sure
The first game went perfect up until you overextended into his bioball with one immortal and stalker and few zealots.. after killing your whole mineral line it was over from there on out.. fun game's tho!
Very nice. I've got a new Challenge: Build a wall and try to split the map. The wall does not have to be runby thight, thats up to you. Only use expansions that are behind that wall and dont push out too far with your main army so you can allways retreat to the savety of shield batteries and cannons. The wall should cover all ramps and chokepoints of your "kingdom". Good luck ;)
Could you beat a GM after telling him exactly what is your plan at the beginning of the game? Also, the plan should be something kind of stupid. Curious to see how your opponents would react.
Just before the Nexus dies in the 2nd game, you should chrono your expansion ;) Great series though. It's so funny to see their / your reactions to it, and that sneaky feel of it all haha.
The first edition for everyone who missed it!
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All that BS and you lose? Deservedly so.
I'm a little slow. Thanks for linking in the comments
What is this game called? I don’t think it’s Starcraft, but I don’t know what WoL stands for.
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King WoL= wings of liberty
Funny enough I did this at a local LAN party last year, not as high level, but it was a fun troll for a cheap win.
you should give your "glhf" after they kill your first nexus.
LOL I love this idea!!!!
Lol
loooooooooool
was thinking same thing when i watched the 1st match haha
NANI???
Harstem really out there critiquing the opponent's build while he's pretending to be AFK as he proxies his entire eco
Opinions are like assholes brother man, everyone has one.
I love how harstem gets way quieter as they scout his main to avoid being heard irl
This video: I can't believe people don't scout
Any other video: Do I scout? No. Scouting is for losers.
If I were as good as you in SC2, I wouldn't scout a lot either. Just making the observation ;)
Dts woulda won it as he dropped his mules in ur main
You know
when the enemy has nothing to build. i will split up all my army and DEFEND THE FRICKING BASE🤣
Uzikoti don't play like all people lol
"If I ever play this in a tournament I'll know how to do it"
*opponent scouts, looks across stage at Harstem who is busy tapping away* "Huh, that's weird, did something go wrong with the lobby?"
Play from the floor so he/she doesn't see you and thinks you went to the bathroom or something, while looking around the stage for you and not playin' xD
The play is to pretend you are sleeping on your chair exactly as the enemy scout first comes in. To make it logical.
Imagine being the comentator of that game. You would have to explain the audience that Harstem decided to afk troll.
@@ToraoTakabe ".. and now let's switch to our floor camera, where Harstem is staying in the fog of war"
@@Rio-un5jl yeah hahaha play with one eye closed and only making very small movements with your hands
You should put in the chat “Harstem has rebuilt his base and is not being exposed haha”
Gosh are you horrible.
It’s like one of those jokes that takes 3 minutes to tell, and the punchline is a pun.
Chris Birke lol
So basically a Norm Macdonald joke
SmuggEmperor that’s like a C+ at least, right? There’s no guide how to do what he does - it’s fucking hard. Legit but not overly nice props is all.
@@alleycatsphinx I like Norm Macdonald, my comment made it seem like I was bashing him.
SmuggEmperor I apologize for the misunderstanding, fellow hero.
Pissed myself laughing when he grenaded the nexus
And then the probe recall after it lol
yeah that was pretty good. also explaines why he gunned it down with 1 reep before.
He just wanted this buildin to blow up to a g ol grenade.
And it did
awesomely
Me too! It was so good
@@backbertiberti5155 wrong move. Sacrificing some probes would buy more time for a collossus rush. He would have gone scouting for a lone pylon had he not noticed the has not rebuilt base message not appearing
Harstem: Let’s pretend we’re AFK Also Harstem: I can’t believe he actually continued playing. What a terrible sport. 🤣
The first two opponents had the same tag so I like to think they met up later and were like:
"You'll never believe this, I had a guy pretend to be AFK on me on ladder today."
"WHAT!? ME TOO!"
they were talking bout the strat on the forums i think
@@Burger19985 LINK PLS
I don’t know what is more funny: your laugh of situations (especially about recall on nightshade) or the main idea of the series.
this came into my recommendations and I don’t even play this game but I can tell this guy is bad ass
"I want to be very quiet"
*mouse and keyboard clacking 8000 times in two seconds*
I lol’d when he talked about wanting to be quiet so the enemy doesn’t hear him being sneaky... so relatable
What is he even pressing? Like two of the eight thousand do anything hahaha
When they destroy your nexus you should immediately put a stop command on all the probes. That would be very confusing for them.
Yeah its a dead giveaway when the probes auto run to another nexus and you don't type has been defeated.
14:40 that's when we notice harstem have a good taste of music.
You should type "has left the game" to chat when they kill your nexus :D
that's exactly my first thought mate :D
Lmfao that’s such a shitbag move, I love it! Can’t say that hasn’t run thru my mind before lmfao
@@slimbeatz4125 I know I tried this with terran once, post some kind of error message lost connection to game server or sth at the start of the match, build a cc and float it off the map pretend to be afk, and wait for them to leave the game cause its bugged. Can't remember if someone actually left though.
@@repit5014 That worked all the time in the beta, early WoL days, was fun times. People caught on pretty quick though.
Proxy 404 disconnecting
9:15 When you miss-micro the cough covering the fart, and the fart comes out first 😬
bruuh lmao
I didnt even noticed he farted, if not *sharted* lmfaoooo ☠
it happens at 4:17 also hehehe
@ true hahaha
XDDDDDD
Imagine you play this in Gold League and you feel like 200 IQ HAS but your opponent will never figure it out because he plays a 2 base turtle without moving anywhere. :D
"How is it possible to not know anything about your opponent at 4 minutes" he says while knowing nothing about his opponent 😂
Harstem how don't you know how this build is done. Once they kill your main, you instantly pause the game and type " You have won the game"
As someone who knows nothing about this game 18:30 is hilarious.
“Ah good he doesn’t know I have my immortal on the way”
*battle ensues*
“Oh no he has *2* immortals impossible this is broken”
i also know nothing about this why am i here
4:05
*Harstem sees the marines entering his main*
+50 APM
*Harstem sees the boys entering his main*
+100 APM
This is the first time I've seen any gameplay and wow he hits a lot of keys. Is it even necessary?
because I've only played or watched mid-level warcraft 3 gameplay and this just seems excessive.
@@huntersowards3409 Mostly EPM, yes. There is a lot to do in SC2 high-level play (just as in wc3 high-level play) Spamming to get the buildings down ASAP, efficient worker micro and rallying, camera locations, idle spam to check on production timers, keeping up with warp-ins, actual unit micro and rallying, etc. This first game at least was very calm compared to most pros, someone like grubby (to use a wc3 example) is one of those "300APM from the first second" players.
Bro I lost to this strat a few days ago. I died laughing when I found his army
"Oh no we have to tell his family" Harstem is hilarious
Was hilarious, best one yet. Had me laughing my ass off!
I love how humble and badass you are. You can fuck with opponents and have a good time, at a pro level, and yet you know how to say "gg" and call it when that happens. I appreciate that!
Press F in the chat for all the fools that fell for it.
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I typically tune in to harstem streams because of his humorous commentary during his gameplay...but this has to be one of the funniest things i've seen from him lmao
First time coming across one of your vids and I just wanna say you're actually super entertaining in your unique way
Love the content Harstem!
My idea for a BGMWSS video:
Everyone always tells me my problem is looking at my army and over microing it while all I need to do is macro. Even Vibe says this in his series that all the way up to Plat you just need to macro and a-move your opponents. I want you to test out if that's still true in GM! The challenge is never look at your army. When you are defending your natural you have to be looking at your main really focusing on that macro and upgrades. When you go attack your opponent just a-click his main while getting extra bases, macroing up etc. Good luck!
Let's try this next week.
@@Harstem Maybe, every army movement must be an F2, A-click
@@abliviax I think that's too difficult as a simple 2-pronged attack would just lose the game. I can imagine it's possible with 2 control groups, 1 for defending drops/etc, one for attacking and defending main army.
@@wodahSetinifni yeah, actually agree but couldn't edit my message. Should be all a-clicks though
Basically, this boils down to issuing unit commands through the minimap, unless the units are probes or the commands are qeued up far in advance.
I laughed a little at "I can't believe these guys that don't scout at all" coming from Harstem haha. Love the content
Lovin' this Pretending to be AFK series, Hilarious seeing the reactions from the opposing player :)
FFE 2: electric boogaloo.
More stuff beats less stuff but you need more money to buy more stuff.
Start with 14 pylon, 17 nexus, 20 nexus. Use the first pylon, a gate, a forge and a cannon to wall the largest choke leading into the natural or third. Use a pylon, cannon and core to wall another. This is enough for most maps and you can have them almost completed by 3:00. On nightshade you need another pylon and cannon. On simulacrum you also need another gate.You'll need to cut some probes for those.
If the stars align and you start chonoboosting when the -natural finishes- the walls are finished you can hit 66 probes by 5:00. If you're still alive by then it's just a matter of deciding what to spend it on.
I have done this a few years back as Terran and built a cc across the map loaded the scv and floated it to the corner. I had no intention of playing or winning I was just screwing around. The guy killed my main and after 5 minutes he left the game probably thinking there was a bug or something. I am not sure what they were thinking, but that was the easiest win I ever had.
I did this with an ally in 2v2 in the old days hback in WoL but not pretending afk. We wrote an error in the chat, killed one scv, load the rest up in the cc and flying in a corner, you can onlyreach with air and be real afk. Opponents left the game, after they found nothing.
I have never laughed so hard watching starcraft, not even watching florencio. this was pure gold lol
"I have good build order if i ever have to play this in a tournament". I would love to see him Fake AFK in a tournament.:D
I like how not scouting is how to counter this build.. Giving so many lazy players a win! :(
"I always feel like I forget to breath" - when doing sneaky stuff , Harstem 2020
I played team games as zerg with 2 of my friends who weren't that good. I would play Zerg and only build drones and bases, then donate resources for them to build actual units. It was fun.
Please keep doing these! They are so fun to watch!
5:00
Terran: omae wa mou shindeiru.
Protoss: ...
Terran: Nani!?
Why no scouting?
Scouts no natural, scouts no proxy, scouts main. "Are you you there?"
Harstem: “How is it possible to not know anything about your opponent in 4 minutes”
Also Harstem: knows nothing about his opponent in 4 minutes
MORE of this video. Amazing
Would be fun to see the spike in blood pressure/heaetbeat/neural activity the moment the opponent realizes they were being trolled.
Best one yet. The anticipation was great
You should make more probes from the main base and hide them in the corner so they aren't seen with an initial scout. Recall them when you're ready.
Lmao i swear when the reaper started attacking the nexus i said the same! "even better" xD
What a savage lol. This was so fun to watch cheers!
AHAHAHA what a treasure. Thank you so much for the laughs.
This is so funny. I love the whispering. Comic genius
This video was so funny. I was wishing you would recall the probes, and then you listened and tried, but no chrono! lol
I love these silly strats. How about hallucination pressure? Fake warp prisms pulling attention, (mostly) fake zealot run-byes that still has a few zealots in it to do some damage but makes the opponent overreact, while your actual army hits elsewhere. That sort of thing. The idea is to make the opponent panic and not know which attack is real and which is not or how many units to invest in the defense.
This was so pleasurable to watch!
iirc, the old video was the first one I saw from you. Been a fan ever since, this is an excellent throwback ggs
This is such a cool and fun challenge. You can just repeat these every month or so.
This is the best series ever! I enjoy it so much. Please be so kind and make us a 3.0 version soon :)
05:25 oh man the giggles. Such pure joy!
Very entertaining xD glad I found this channel
You never do anything to take advantage of the fact that they have their entire army across the map attacking your main Nexus. You should be set up outside their main just as the Nexus goes down to do some economic damage and then fall back before their army gets back to their main to defend. That'd put you in the lead and you should be able to win easily. The way you're doing it they're surprised and then have a full army and no economic damage and then just keep playing as normal.
I was thinking this same thing. The moment the enemy team moved on his home base, he should have sent something, even if it's just a zealot to disrupt the enemy economy.
dude what you just said is ridiculous. The counter to thors is heavy high templar drop harass into heavy probes and finally into an immortal dark templar combo. the hellions he could send across the map are basically obselete when you get to four base, because by then the disruptors have come off cooldown. Truly, truly amateur my friend...
@@bobanagram6769 what kind of crack are you smoking?
Bro he is just good at clicking. Even a brainded could have used this strat better. Why engage the army when you can just walk on the other side of the map and destroy all of their economy.
Well he still has an advantage because it’s Protoss. This just guarantees him a safe early game.
hahaha wanting to be quiet when you're doing something sneaky, so good
Haha I laughed so hard at so many points of this video.
this pretending afk series is hilarious to watch
That fact that Goody even gg-d amazes me :D What a good guy.
I love Harstem. He even post games he loses. He will always be my favorite protoss.
first i was like ,what am i doing here again, then you got me hanging the whole video , i enjoyed it x) nice strat
This is awesome! We need more :D
I just watched 30 mins of a game I’ve never heard of played for some reason lol
Wiorsk try it.
you might find yourself doing alot of that, its very watchable because its so difficult
Wiorsk congrats on finding it. This is the best game.
agreed. sc2 is practically the hardest game in the world. aside from sc1 of course.
@@lordyoseph53 fps games are getting better, im currently playin escape from tarkov which is really quite fun and challenging but yes bw+ sc2 are the most challenging, and rewarding games out there for sure
28:29 Harstem rendition of Tunak Tunak Tun was the most unexpected thing in the whole video!
The first game went perfect up until you overextended into his bioball with one immortal and stalker and few zealots.. after killing your whole mineral line it was over from there on out.. fun game's tho!
Goody still living the mech dream after all these years
The funniest game I’ve ever seen, ty dude
26:42 we indeed use « trick » from English with the same meaning but it also means « boner » in French, so kinda sounds funny « la trique du jour » 😂
Listening to this man go off on his keyboard and mouse while playing this is my favorite part
this is the first video I watched of him and i´m already a fan :D
*LOOL love that random bollywood tuduk tuduk ta ra ra at **28:30** hahahah*
I know basically nothing about SC2 but this was a very funny video and I'm probably going to watch more, good work!
Very nice. I've got a new Challenge:
Build a wall and try to split the map. The wall does not have to be runby thight, thats up to you. Only use expansions that are behind that wall and dont push out too far with your main army so you can allways retreat to the savety of shield batteries and cannons. The wall should cover all ramps and chokepoints of your "kingdom". Good luck ;)
the trick of the day... le truc du jour xD you killed me !
Could you beat a GM after telling him exactly what is your plan at the beginning of the game? Also, the plan should be something kind of stupid. Curious to see how your opponents would react.
watching it 3 or 4 years later and its still golden HAHAHAH
Me: uh? the enemy has nothing to build?
my ideas: SPLIT THE ARMY AND DEFEND BEFORE WE GET REG IT
This is brilliant
Such high intensity joy!
to answer as to why the bunker or the slow response is because they tought you had proxied them or cheesed them so they were cheking stuff also around
26:45 , WE don t say "the trick du jour" but "le truc du jour"
YOU ARE AN AWESOME PLAYER AS I SEE. Love yours videos CONTINUE LIKE THAT !!!
him: *want to be quiet*
also him: click click click!!!!
Nice content. Enjoyed the video.
I'm still at around 11:00, and so far this looks like a great episode of "you can't scam a scammer!"
that last game was sick !
Like the portrait seems like the right place for streaming, nice!
As the base dies, a worker comes down sprays, "Yes I'm here"
to improve this build you can build 5 probes in beginning but hide the extra 2 in your main and recall them to your expo
"I am going to recall my probes"
Lets probes die.
"hurt me daddy" I'm cying KAJFHDKLJ
Just before the Nexus dies in the 2nd game, you should chrono your expansion ;)
Great series though. It's so funny to see their / your reactions to it, and that sneaky feel of it all haha.
5:00 THAT RECALL LOL
Wow, that was goody? I remember him from back in the WOL days!
Wow man you have great comedic timing