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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2021
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They’ve got too many rights for someone that did 9 months inside😂
That was THEEE ONE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They really do to tho
That shit killed me.
Be like “I already did my nickel and 4 pennies and I ain’t going back
As a parent, these are facts.
Even the last one?!
Hahahaa after 4 I have to agree
I hope your kids don’t see this 😭😭
@@urfavcatlover69 especially the last one.
@@Faye-Jane kids won't know bullshit names like that being connected to their parents.. 😂😂
“You might need to go back in there and bake a little more” GOT ME CRYING💀💀💀
I'm WEAK!🤣💀💀
LMAO
🤣
Well I see Alot of people had to get some things off their chest about parenthood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
U have no idea. Oh and don’t get them started about other ppl babies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BRUUH you funny 😂😂🤣😅😆🤩
They got a lot of nerve expecting me to let them sleep, but let me close my eyes for half a second and they gon cry.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
My mom did that to mt brother when he was a baby
🤣🤣🤣🤣
People always asks me what's the trick. I tell em. It's like this what's good for the goose good for the gander!!!! get up baby!!!! Ain't nobody sleeping round here. Did my cat the same way. Now she sleeps when I sleep
And I can have a kid sleep trained in a week. Or less. All my nieces and nephews when young slept through the night. 7:30 p. m. To about 6:30/7 a.m. and not one sleep aid (I knew a few people who would do that (cough syrup)) needed.
I hollered at “support your own damn head ” 🤣.
That was my favorite one.
😂😂😂
I’m convinced that Mitch spirit animal is a Hyena
(Sorry for worrying about the like counts y'all I was just surprised)
Yup
Probably Ed from lion king
Lmao Lmfao get out 😂
😂😂😂
@@suprefinefire3861 damn lol, thats cold
I swear Mitch’s Laugh Kills Me Every Single Time -
Bro make it difficult to do a Try Not to Laugh
Facts!
Every time!
Fr
🤣🤣🤣me too
These people just woke up with black air force energy looool
😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭🙈🙈🙈🙈
Me: _Thinking I can try to get some shut-eye on my flight._
That one baby on the plane: *"We don't do that here."*
Idky but I just DIED at this shit!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ngl I hate people who bring babies on planes. Like ma'am, Idc if you have to go to your dad's funeral THE BABY AIN'T GOING ON THE DAMN PLANE
@@solus8685 Fr.All that damn screaming.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'll never look at babies the same way again😭😂
You must ain't got none
I’m showing this to the next person ask why I still have no children 😂😂😂
@@dcarter455 when they stare at me,I feel like they be staring into my soul.
@@dcarter455 same lmaoo
Like the saying goes “babies take eight years of firmware updates til they start being useful.”
Or if you're lucky like my aunt they feel independent by 4 or 5 but you won't be all that lucky cause they still can't do it right but they arguing with you that they can
@@Shellz629 luckily I’m the mischievous uncle that arms the munchkins with silly string and loads them up on candy during Christmas. Sister in law vowed vengeance after the third year of her waking up after getting the spider man treatment.
@@AXE2501 🤭🤭🤭
Kek
The walking dead shows this so prominently. That baby girl was a constant need.
His laugh is contagious 😂😭
Me an my kid be laughing cause he laughing
“They need to articulate their needs” took me out!!
I always look forward to the end because that’s where Mitch has his hardest laugh 7:23 😂
@Josephine Mateo unexpected tears came out, I don't know who laughed the hardest Mitch or me!
Fr
The last is always the hardest.
No one’s talking about that baby death grip. You can depend on a baby to catch you if you fell off a building 😂 😂 I be like, dang you strong as sh*t
The baby almost took my dam fingers off
I was laughing just as hard as Mitch at that last one
LMAO xD babies live ABOVE that for like, 10 months and spend maybe 20 seconds around that area!! *INSANE xD*
It was too funny. Especially when she stuck that "ma'am" on the end.
Dead ☠️🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 ME. TOO. I CANT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍
SAME
As a brand new parent, I see no lies told. Out here acting oppressed when all they do is have their hand out.
😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂
Babies got a lot of hands for somebody who can’t do nothing for themselves 🤣
Maaaannnn......my son used to FUCK ME UP. He "Alllll you can!" me with his knee, straight uppercutted me with it, snatched my bottom lip and GRIPPED it, head butted me twice so bad I couldn't talk for DAYS, ALL incidences I had to call my peeps for their strongest pain meds.......all those times he was under a year old.
@@parrishravens5088 bruh I would've thrown the whole baby away
@@solus8685 lmao!!! I can't...... he's my first born 😂 but I do gotta remember that he's a baby and not flinch or react......"All my life I had to fight......" Lmao!!!!
@@parrishravens5088 yo comment took me smooth tf out.
This just gave Child Protection Services a list off people to investigate 😂
Lol possibly
You right 😹😹😹
don’t any of you dare say “when we needed him most”
Fr🤣
I know for real
Pls 💀
When we needed him most lol 😈
" When we needed him most"
When my little sister was a newborn, she would LOUDLY cry in the middle of the night and when I hold her, she would smack me
My cousin's baby tried ripping off my neck
They can't lift themselves up but they got such strong grips
My aunt's toddler used to pull his stepsister(?) Hair and bite her while slapping and kicking her, he had it out for her, he may slap someone else but he doesn't do the rest(he started kicking others not but she is still the only one he attacks viciously)
Damn
@@Shellz629 well damn
Jesus xD
throw the child
This is so outta pocket and I love it 🤣
everybody on that Twitter thread was fed up💀
This took me back to when my son was a newborn... all of this is correct!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even the last one? 🤔
@@neetoyaw.d9830 LMFAO!! No, he smelled like amniotic fluid. I forgot about that last one. 🤣
I'm deceased😂 My man said "underdeveloped aliens"
It’s true!Tiny Xenomorph looking asses!
Omg i heard “underdeveloped anteaters” 💀
@@kanyesnonexistentjacuzzi1799 they look like that too 🤣 !
I don’t like how they pee in their diaper after you just changed them like they couldn’t get it out in the old diaper? They don’t give you money for diapers then they make you waste one
Or they start peeing after you remove the diaper 🙂imma commit a misdemeanor
Truth!
That “support your own damn head” tweet was everything to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you think when Mitch was a baby he cried in high pitch voice changer 😂
that and he cried w/ autotune LMFAOO
Maybe
@@user-spwormlord shut yo creative ass up xD
This is how I feel about babies:
👶🏽☺💖💜
Until they start crying: 😣😒🙄😡
Having to change their diapers even when it goes all the way to the back: 😫😥😰🤢🤮
I know right…Attention seeking lil mofos…all ‘em.
How I feel about babies 24/7: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
@@zsu-23-4shilka2come on,theyre not that bad
The irony of his laugh sounding like a baby cryin'
Righttt
Especially at 7:54 😭😭😭😭
That *Support your own head* got me 🤣
Me too
wasn't talking like this when they got them stimulus checks for the kids lmfao 🤣
i don’t even remember being a baby i just woke up one day and i was 5
Same
Maaaan that hand clap thing is true 🤣
😂😂😂 🥳👍Happy Friday bro⚡
you too lol this hilarious as heck
Thanks for helping me with my history homework
Lmfao
@@cookingflies4218 lol this hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂
Happy Friday bro! Well, Saturday now 😄
As a parent of a month old, y’all got me dying 😂😂🤧
The fact they can’t defend themselves makes it even funnier
Ong just sitting there clueless 😭😭
Dee Shanell gon' enjoy the hell outta this 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
And she did LMAO
@@shayfripp9118 🤣🤣💀
As someone who was once a newborn they be spittin facts
7:28 his genuine reaction and his laugh got me 🤣🤣🤣
I actually like the swoop babies be having 😭
It looks fresh asl😭
Is it bad that I laughed so hard at every one .?I agreed with all of them. Kidz can really make you crazy if you wasn't already
That last laugh took me out! NO!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 i read this comment before the end and I definitely see it now
When reading the title I came in with my Karen gloves on and was ready to fight for the babies but I can't quit laughing. I'm gonna mess up my makeup from crying from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
my niece is like a newborn, *and she’ 3*
mine is 5
This shouldn't be this funny🤣🤣🤣
RIGHT!😂🤣
“Always clapping their hands and no sound comes out” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
that last one was outta pocket😭😭
"support your own damn head"
"Phillip!!" 😂😂
That last one had me screaming!! 💀💀💀
That's EXACTLY what you're smelling! Never thought of that.. 💀 ☠️👀🐈 #purrrr
The inside of the pocketbook where the lint collects😂😂😂 STALE
@@dcarter455 that's FOUL 😆 🤣
if it's old enough to crawl, it's old enough to brawl.
The last comment...I swear.. it's like mentally Mitch's eyes and ears don't wanna believe what he's reading/hearing..that laugh is hysterical...😂🤣😆
I ain’t gon hold you my day gets better when he finally uploads its always a surprise
Man I got kids and all these tweets are on point!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀 the laugh is the only thing that's making me laugh💀
Me too
That last one…that lady set herself up for failure😂😂😂😂😂😂
If I see one more wHeN tHe WorLD nEEdeD hIM mOst hE rETUrnED ONE MORE TIME
When the world needed him most...
Deez Nuts
Laughing my whole arse off..the whole arse!!!!!!
Something i didnt realise i needed to see 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 brilliant
People coming for the newborns who's next 😭😭
Never-borns. At least somebody wanted an adopted baby. But not an aborted one.
@@FLQueerLiberal1982 bro what?
Foetuses
@@hobixsprite2136 if we're cracking on newborns, let's also crack on never-borns.
The elderly!
Ooohh snap, Mitch has delivered. We must feast.
damn, I didn't know y'all hated babies this much 🤣✋
For me, it goes beyond hate, and it goes beyond babies. Children of all ages. I'm pro-choice, and pro post-birth abortion.
@@FLQueerLiberal1982 ok eric calm down.
@@FLQueerLiberal1982 im definitely with you on that one...for me its a childless life n will have all the freedom i want.
@@j.louisrodriguez2025 yes! When you have a child, every choice you make, everything you do... it has to take their well-being into account. It's no longer about you and/or your significant other. For 18 years your in prison.
You must don't have any
The smelling p***y had me dying 😂
7:27 THAT *NO, NO!* HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FCKIN FLOOR
I wasn’t ready for that last one
😂😂right
🤣🤣🤣 as a new mommy, the drop it likes its hot bounce is accurate and hilarious
I swear im watching this every time i feel overwhelmed
'You might need to go back in there and bake them a little more" LMFAOAOAOA MITCH 💀💀💀i am DEADD
Best part of all memes. Mitch riffing. Every time. Man got a Hella sense of humor.
I have my whole family watching you know! I watch you at work and they look at me crazy cause I'm lmao and I don't even care. The way this world is going we need this laughter. Thanks for your laughter. Many many blessings to you
I appreciate that, thank you for the support!❤
It's always Mitch's laugh at the last one that sends me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read this right when he started laughing at the last one!😆 😂
That was a mic drop moment right there. 🤣
Yo they killed it with that last one😂😂😂😂😂😂. He couldn't even get actual words out😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah that one about baby’s not having grocery money like don’t you get vouchers like
This video just proves how much time people have and I love it 🤣🤣🤣
Mitch’s laugh makes everything 100 times better Lmao
This video had me as weak as a baby's neck 😂😂
nah the last one caught me off guard...like danggg
Oh my goodness. I assure you, that the baby smell is not crotch smell. Nobody is around here talking about how crotch smell so good 💀💀💀
Dam fell out on the last one....the laugh alone took me out LMAOOOOO 🤣 my abs hurt LMAOOOOO!!🤣
Poor little Tink Tink 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“support your own damn head” took me OUTTTTTTT 🤣
Me: *newly pregnant watching*
"I CHANGE MY MIND" 🤣🤣🤣
Wow double kill on the last one🤣🤣🤣
last one threw me off so much💀
This is hilarious af 😂💀
Yes because I'm a mom of 2 an thought all of these things
@@Twinklestar932 ikr lol
Yup that last one broke me lmfao
These tweets were meh, but Mitch pulls it through with his laugh as always.
Frfr I’m here dying because of his laugh💀
They were pretty funny
Always looking forward to the last laugh 😂
The one at 2:06 had me rolling, "they have no hustle or ambition. Steady relying on somebody else." 😂 😂
“My baby’s so cute”
And they’re baby straight up built like golem
When I have my first child I’m going to ask them what do they bring to the table 😂
😆😆😆
What does mitchs laugh sound like without the voice changer
Its on a need to know basics and y’all don’t need to know!
The world may never know 🌎
Much boringer
Regular 😂😂😂
Like Shaq with Auto-tune
Yo that last one was out of pocket 😂😂💀💀💀💀
Imagine being born without permission only to get roasted fresh out the womb...nah put me back!!! i aint sign up for this
Yooooooooooo I hollered the entire time 🤣🤣
First time mom, all these were facts!! Lol! This upload was amazing thank you Mitch!!❤💋
Glad you enjoyed❤
Low key...Mitch's signature laugh sounds like a newborn in the middle of crying!
Omgggggg I love this 😂😂😂😂 I think I lost count how many times I've had to pause it because I'm laughing too hard and have to stop so I can calm down and be able to hear what's happening while I'm saying laughing lmfaoooo love you, Mitch!!!
It was all mellow until the last one 😆😆😆
HES BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HES BACK
babies always be choosing violence like chill out bro you cant even chew nun yet 😭😭