Finding out if I'm truly twisted...
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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He’s so twisted pretzels are just normal bread to him.
so twisted that he calls joker sane
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little caesars crazy bread is just regular bread to him…
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27:50 the setup
49:22 the payoff
Thank you for this 🙏
definitely got a laugh out of me
Amazing work❤
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"I don't know how to read this."
>I enjoy learning about different species of plants and animals.
>Moderate disagree.
>Biology major. :)
Where do you think he learned that he disliked it?
@@drogane9608 haha truuuuu
As a fellow biology major, absolutely based. Biology is a broad science, until you reach PhD level you gotta learn a bunch of crap you don't like or want to.
I've imagined him and Kate and Luna visiting Alveus (like in a few years when the baby is a little older) and I cannot see it going well. I would love it but it'll never happen.
enelle would rather french kiss the chef than wash an apple if a bug landed on it
Who wouldn't?
16 chefs in a row
And honestly, based
@@LegallyJusticefied+2
Enelle
Some dude so HP-pilled he thinks JK came up with "I solemnly swear".
I have no idea what you mean by that but damn do I love "pilled" comments. Gets me every time
Who are HP and JK?
@@pooperdooper3576 Harry Potter and JK Rowling
NL after eating 1 billion mold particles, 1,000 hairs, salad just short of brown goo, and mycelium bagels: bro how did I get food poisoned????
I scored really high on nearly every area of intelligence and that basically only says one thing about me for sure: that I'm really bad at evaluating my own strengths and weaknesses
The self-reflection and awareness is boosting your intra-personal intelligence score even higher!
Dear god, they’re so humble they created a paradox!
I think it's just a bad test. Half of the questions are like "Do you enjoy this thing, regardless of whether you're good at it?"
You have a Braid profile picture. You are probably pretentious and like to think that you are smart, i would know
twisted nl is just normal nl to me...
a look inside your sick mind...
- the jokaire
I was gonna say “just quietly pull the hair out of the soup and if they question it say it was your hair” but then I glanced at the webcam and remembered who I am watching…
This is all so normal for me, I didn't even realize the test had started. I thought I was doing a captcha.
This guy is a twisted fucking cycle path!
You silly goose, he can't be a twisted cycle path if his cycle can't move
"A hair in my soup doesnt bother me"
"Drinking from the same glass as someone else is an unforced error"
what disease are you getting from hair?
@@tonyhawksunderground2Any? Ever heard of a little thing called germ theory?
Also that disease where it gets stuck in your throat and there's no counterplay.
Getting a hair in my soup would bother me, but id still eat it if it seemed accidental. If it looks like someone dipped that crap in there, I'm not touching it without screaming internally. Cant be more strict with beverages because I hardly even share the same glass with my twin of whom i spend half my time with.
herpes
"This should be on the psychopath test. Anyway yes I agree"
Truly unhinged this man
I'm so normal the joker is like a twisted guy to me.
Regarding mold inhalation, depending on where you live, you're only inhaling a few dozen mold spores per breath in a healthy interior environment.
lost it when he said "i actually don't care" so blatantly about the religion question. so real
hemomancer
hmmmm a lycanthrope
ghoul
sorceress
Pixie
Pharaoh
“I would just eat the hair” sounds like you’re jealous
nl for sure knows names better than faces, he threw out the "I know your ass" at least a few times on sporcle quizzes
Whether mold is going to get you is a numbers game. Sure, there was probably mycelium the day before. There was probably a good deal of mycotoxins. But there's significantly more mold when the mold is visible. You only have to get seriously ill from mold once, then you end up in a chubbyemu video.
absolutely hog wild to me that he would say a worm in an apple has compromised the entire apple but a layer of visible mold on a jar of marmalade doesn't compromise the entire jar of marmalade
A hair in my food is not a problem UNLESS I have accidentally taken a bite containing the hair. I can't eat Jack's frozen pizza to this day because I somehow got a hair from the factory tangled in my throat once.
He’s so twisted Jerma is just a normal streamer to him.
dude almost gets killed by food-borne bacteria and still says “go ahead chef, lick the spoon” lmao
The old chili oil guy bit is primo fuckin comedy. It can stay as long as it wants
Time stamp?
towards the end of the bit at 6:03 after he talks about the perfect strawberries, specifically 6:40
@@LoveBystroem +2
to be fair, blue cheese really should be green cheese. I think calling it bluk cheese was a child's naivete believing humans wouldn't be stupid enough to call something green blue.
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its blue tho
Why is it not “blue-green cheese” or “green-blue cheese”?
@@thederp9309 greese
Chilled Greese with Grue Bleese@@chatnoir9038
If you cannot understand what the statement "I find it easiest to solve problems when my body is in motion" even means, you disagree with the statement.
43:17 that's a familiar place! that's an EXTREMELY familiar place!
I love how these kinds of tests are like "agree or disagree" then spit out the results without adding anything extra they just say "yeah here's the percentages of what you agreed and disagreed with" thanks what does that say about me "idk"... listen, laugh at which character are you quizzes all you want at least they give you tangible info at the end, at least your ass will know if you are Saul or should call him
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that's a +2 from me dog
6:10 the solution is unfortunately an uncomfortable one. Check all strawberries from the bought container, wash them, cut the bad spots, throw away the bad ones, put the rest in a separate container. Now you dont have to mind and they are perfectly fresh and easy to grab (eat the cut first obviously)
I dont know if our parasocial relationship can recover from this one
11:34 pippa justifying the mold drawer
Brother studied Biology and doesn't "enjoy learning about different species of plants and animals"?
If I recall correctly from when he used to talk about his college life more often he lived in a frat house.
You can infer everything about his college time from that I think lol
To be fair he could just be into biology for human biology and not care about a random species or monkey or flower
@@Stevennn- must've been some rough classes then. I should know, studying environmental science and being forced to take a bunch of dreadful geology classes
The mold questions are BS, if you have a bit of mold on something, then there is mold all over it. Like the marmalade example egg gave, just taking out half of it is not gonna do shit, you will still be eating mold. There is no difference from eating the visible mold to eating the invisible mold, so it’s just, do you eat mold (insane), or do you not eat mold (normal)
mm, to my memory that's only true for the marmalade mold question. mold doesn't permeate through solid foods like hard cheeses or fruits, it only does that for liquids. (edit: i looked it up, the more mold the deeper it's permeated; small amounts of mold on a denser food isn't too bad, but it gets more risky the more mold there is)
@@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT no it spreads on the outside like an invisible carpet, and then it penetrates
@@Erratic_Pulse_0758
I have cut off tiny bits of mold that are on a crust of bread and eating those slices for all of my life, and I am almost 50 years old. I’ve never gotten sick from doing that. The same goes for cheese. I think you are a little bit paranoid.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 depends on the mold, and how much it’s been consuming the food. Some mold produce more significant mycotoxins, and depending on how deep they penetrate and where they deposit those mycotoxins, there’s a difference in risk that you’re consuming a significant amount of produced chemicals that can harm your body.
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 and you can further categorize mycotoxins by their effects. Some mainly just cause GI irritation/sickness in some individuals, like you probably assume. Others cause incremental kidney damage, liver damage, chronic immune suppression, and a few are simply carcinogens that mostly won’t make you sick, until… you know 🙂
So I wouldn’t call it paranoid to avoid mold, but the most common ones _probably_ aren’t a big deal. And yeah there’s mold everywhere, and in moderation your body is usually fine.
You can look into which foods are most subject to which type of mold (then maybe look at which ones are fine to “cut off”) and assess risk from there.
“Maybe you could just define it instead of giving me it’s op”
In a starvation situation I’m eating the worm first, then the apple
bonus protein
NL should do an autism test
I remember him saying he tried, but the wait time was too long
I do feel like he's a bit neurodivergent. That's the only possible explination I have for him being absolutely cracked at Cine2Nerdle
@@SchadenfreudeUY Have you considered that he just really likes movies, and has watched a lot of them in his >3 decades of being alive?
@@Lucas-sk5iy Not everyone who has been watching movies for 30 years can link up an obscure movie from 1949 to a movie to 1990 in 5 seconds flat. It's way more than just 'Oh I know a lot of movies because I watch them'
@@SchadenfreudeUY That's why I also said "really likes movies", if you could read.
21:54 he's so helldivers-pilled
soup hair opinion is surprising cause even finding one of my own hairs in my food ive made at home ruins my appetite, something in the lizard brain just thinks of it as a human waste product or something that should be avoided at all costs, maybe its just the experience of actually feeling a hair in your mouth. (And tbf i think, if its someone else's hair there's validity in avoiding that food.) Hair is definitely more gross than cooked meat, I'd even say meat itself isn't all that conceptually gross, it's just like more dense bread or something. However I do think is things like sinew or veins are definitely gross to notice or bite into.
The mold questions were annoying because I don't find it _disgusting_ at all. I just know how it grows, it's at least mildly toxic/carcinogenic to ingest, and I have an allergic reaction if there's too much hidden away in the food. So I logically attempt to excise the appropriate amount of the food in question, or throw it away altogether, to avoid ingesting the mold.
personally, the appropriate amount to excise to me is and will always be 100% until they come up with an at-home kit to show where the mycelium is
Almost killed by food poisoning - eating mold is fine.
56.8% with full score on Hygiene, Human Contaminants and Mold.... that's just common sense.
Insane take, I got 53% with almost nothing on Hygeine and Human Contaminants. Arrogant to assume any human is actually clean (yourself included). Agree with full score on Mould though, shit's nasty
Inside of us is two apples.
Sick… Twisted… Like a Fusilli…
"What's the word I'm looking for? Non-insignificant?"
So, significant? The wordsmith strikes again
These two have different vibes. One implies a lesser amount of significance than the other.
Insane that he says he's not picky about seafood but 5 seconds later freaks out over a small snail on the salad
Land snails are actually a major vector for food borne illnesses. Eating snail contaminated food is a leading cause of meningitis.
How does he toss an apple that had a caterpillar walk over it, yet not care when he sees cockroaches in a restroom at a restaurant? He has lost his mind
They didn't ask how he'd feel about the cockroach on his food, I mean restaurant bathrooms are already kind of disgusting unless the staff pays a lot of attention to keeping them clean, it's really hard to ensure the non-food-prep areas never have any bugs ever in them when customers are always traipsing in and out
I once sat outside a restaurant and a cocroach dropped on me from the pergola. I didn't even realize what it was, just swiped it away with my hand. Kinda made a little *click* noise hitting the ground
The floor is unsanitary, the entire restroom is unsanitary. As long as the roach doesn't get on the food contact surfaces during hours of operation it doesn't matter dude.
Do you have bugs in your restroom? Yes, probably. Do you still eat food you make in the kitchen? Yes, you do
@@SchadenfreudeUY What third-world country are you from?
After seeing how he answered these food questions, I am surprised he doesn't get food poisoning more often.
14:30 NL saying we can't get rid of the bugs is just me when I play Helldviers
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you can blender or boil strawberries that are cosmetically off into smoothies or syrup.
Question asks about unfamiliar places, Egg goes on a rant about how good he is at navigating his home city 😂
Estoy tan loco que el pollo loco es pollo normal para mi
this is way funnier written in Spanish idk why
42:44 saving this because i get lost in video games and my friends make fun of me for it but im really good at getting around places irl
Mold grows fastest with oxygen and so grows first on the surface of most food and then works it’s way in, right? That is how I always thought it worked
not just fastest, it needs oxygen to grow. that being said by the time mold is visible on food, it is already deep inside the food as well.
i'm not sure if it always starts on the surface, but that would logically make sense.
true but what you see on the surface of the food are the fruiting bodies. the mold only produce fruiting bodies once it reaches a certain point. so if you’re seeing mold, there’s a already whole mycelial network running through the deeper layers of the food.
@@ssstentacled Honestly such a frightening comment
Yeah you ever eaten bread and noticed the mold too late? @@dawsonescott8428
In my understanding mold on denser food like a block of cheese is mostly on the surface you just cut it off, but with the least dense like most breads it's far more compromised and too risky
His saying he would just eat the hair made me almost vomit.
Your food disgust is elevated (65.88%).
hey NL don't know if you read comments but I always give the good strawberries to my son, and then i eat the weird ones, and if it's bad enough that I won't eat it, then it gets binned
If I was a parent I would just chomp on all the less than perfect strawberries so my kid never has any bad star and I get a couple strawberries. It’s a win win in both life and parenting.
I believe him when he says he's fine at finding his way around IRL, I'm decent at it in video games but absolutely useless IRL, I get lost so easily and I can't read maps.
The luxuries of the information age have atrophied all of us my friend. Back in the day all I did was find my way around with or without maps, these days I get lost driving my kids to school sometimes 😂
While technology certainly plays its part in our bad direction skills, to be fair to you, finding your way on foot is much much easier and safer than getting lost while driving. If you're on foot you can just double back, cut through paths, and generally walk in straight lines. If you get lost driving in an area you're unfamiliar with, worst case scenario you could be violating laws you didn't know about lmao
Im just saying, i got a 16% and i never get sick. Im convinced that avoiding exposure to germs is what causes those germs to be dangerous. I raw dogged truck stop bathrooms through the entirety of covid and i havent even had the sniffles since like 2017.
I really wish NL's videos had the chat in them like Librarian's, I love seeing chat's reaction
I'm so here for this. Please do neuro divegance test next!
Okay all twisted jokes aside the most messed up thing here was the Sum 41 stray, that was truly twisted
What Cambrian explosion video is he talking about at 22:22
I took the quiz out of interest before hitting play. It took me maybe a minute and a half. 51 minute NL video? We’re so back.
Just realized he does more than food quiz.
As pest control tech I gotta say my tolerance for seeing weird shit in restaurants has gone way up, just keep it outta the kitchen
44:00 but Vancouver is a "familiar" place not an "unfamiliar" one...
Am I crazy or does the food disgust test tell the respondent basically nothing?
The first test REALLY doesnt work if youre vegan LOL (I guess unsurprisingly)
Eating a little bit of mold puts hair on your chest (and in your soup)
That Cambrian explosion video was so disgusting I dreamt of it at night the day that I saw it for the first time
When I grocery shopped in japan, I bought strawberries and basically 95-99% of them were the same, high quality. maybe they use more preservatives there idk
In Japan, growing fruits is seen kinda like an artform and many people take great care in growing them. Idk if that extends to whatever factory farm stores get strawberries from, or what chemicals they use, but culturally they like growing fruits more than other places
I think it's just that the way we produce food in the U.S. kinda sucks
I prefer my strawberries with a few critters on em
Mold vs spores, and mold does grow quickly like in 24 hours
Breathing mold is a speedrun to tuberculosis or worse. Hell no, mold is not everywhere
He should take the MMPI next time. Personality doxxing.
saying youre good at navigation and then saying you were using a navigator up until recently is hilarious to me
is he finally gonna take the raads-r
What's this about the Cambrian Explosion he's talking about at 22:13?
He hates amoebas, dude
There was a terrorist attack in cambria. Long time ago now but we still feel the reverberations
9:16 this is wildest statement I have ever heard
32:31 bars
Don’t get it twisted
He's bragging about being able to find his was around Vancouver. I live in Vancouver, with probably the easiest road layout to understand
Question 1 after just watching the food guessr video and him tearing down sushi options.
Is no one going to talk about the way he says bagel? Or all yall so crazy that the crazy way he says bagel seem normal to you?
NL eats with dirty silverware wtf does he not ever wash dishes???
he's just like me and i dont know how i feel about it
I think haribo already do those strawberries you desire but i dont think youre gonna like it
man is CRACKED. A chef at a restaurant sampling with the same unwashed spoon is world's different from uncooked food--the chef is testing it when it's nearly or completely cooked. If they were tasting only raw meat and not tasting it after it was fully cooked it'd be a different story. It's cross contamination from the food itself, not the chef, for me
Mmmm must taste the raw meat
the architect and the builder
personally im shocked that this guy got food poisoning
Surprised he didn't yell he's a people person at the end.
If you score more than 20% on the food disgust test you and me are NOT going to be friends
edit: seeing NL choose neutral on "is mold cut away from bread sickening?" was my personal 9/11. And neutral on drinking from a friends cup was the second plane.
everybody get a load of this cave man eating worms and kissing the chef in the bathroom (gone moldy)
Me scoring a 50%.....
@@crunkskunk12 there is shit piss and mold on everything you eat btw
I got a 40% because of hygiene lmao I dont understand why this test wants me to be okay with insects in a restaurant's toilet
@@MisterInflamonah the shittier the restaurant the better the food
Look I don't really have deep thoughts or insights or epiphanies often and they're more often in the shower or bed than like exercising but being so objective/dissociated/defeatist about problems that the idea of recontextualizing them and finding new solutions through that is completely incomprehensible to him is insane to me. Bro the kinda guy to think all problems have binary positive or negative answers/solutions I guess? Really feels weird considering how introspective he can be.
Doesn't like blood but the "red juice" is pretty good.
Banter gold mine brother
I LOVE IDRLABS
bahgel made me laugh
A strong win for NL against the autism allegations.
northernlion raads-r test when
I wouldn't eat anything Malf has touched, but I'm generally chill.
When does NL ever not just share his true opinions?
NL trashing Harry Potter? Soooo based