@@Baldermort I agree. I neither play, nor paint, nor read the books. And your performances here are *still* enough to have kept me reading through your earliest posts and right up to the present. Your voice abilities are nothing sort of remarkable. Now, that said, in pure selfishness, please keep reading these tales. I am old and I am very ill, and they are one of my few unalloyed pleasures in life, or what remains of it.... Or not entirely unalloyed I guess, it's a bit bitter to reach the end the latest instalment of a favourite story like Thaddeus and Tarquinius and know I am unlikely to reach the end of the tale itself! Still, you may choose to be 'just a fan', but you should feel some pride in having more than enough skill to be more, and further pride in knowing how many lives you improve, in those tiny ways that often can be taken together and mean far more than we ever thought.
How aren't you the preeminent loretuber? Goddamn, this is the best narration and information I've encountered. You make me care about things that I normally wouldn't have.
Ouch. I find some of the mix work so bad I can’t listen. Ok, I did my best, but I’d redo dorn in a second with my new mic if I could face the necessary immersion into the misery. Maybe one day. :)
"The harlequin only received a bolt to the head by the deathwatch captain" I mean you literally caused panic and chaos in his backyard just to pull of some shady shit. Even in real life that is kinda justified no less in the imperium
Hey, Baldermort: why don't you do a series that's purely your own short, medium and long story Warhammer 40k fiction? A Thunder Warriors series, a Unification Wars series, an Age of Strife series, Horus Heresy series, all the way to the current day, using both popular and unknown characters?
Sounds cool guys. Now, let's have this band of literal death-worshippers carry out an epic heist in Slaanesh's palace. It's gonna be a real Eros vs Thanatos showdown.
Eldrad's staff do I know that feeling. They sold it to us in 7th that we can mix and match anything. Then we can't. Then they crush the rules for us. OK - the original permutation was ludicrous, but basically we now get the Emperor's Children ability if we kill things that round? Sigh. Really? Lets hope they do something for us in 9th. Anything!
@@Baldermort The only Aeldari faction that came out winning early 9th seems to be Harlies. I just love Ynarri cos I love doing different paint styles (it's why I do Deathwatch) (plus I love having a lore reason to just put the triarch, Jain zair, & Lileth on the table lol) and their system would be great. I think we should be able to access anything that is pure Eldar without penalty. so things like talos and wracks would cost us to bring.
From my time and interactions with the Eldar race, non-violent and quite cooperative, I have several bits of information that I shall show you, for example, nr.1 it takes 12 bottles of Amasec or any other regular amount of alcohol that the Imperium can make, for an Eldar to even feel remotely drunk, however, the exception here is Fenrisian Ale, Mjod, this can get an Eldar drunk however it will require 32 to 40 pints of it, nr.2 just like the Martians from the DC comics they can become chocoholic, nr.3 they can use caffeine as a super booster, DO NOT GIVE AN ELDAR RECAFF BEFORE A BATTLE, nr.4 they appreciate eye contact, nr.5 an ancient fossilized Eldar remains found in glacier shows that their ancestors were arboreal marsupials nr.6 Eldar hair colour is unique, thus being able to be to a colour not possible to humans unless it is dyed, such as magenta hair colour from birth, they're hair dye tech makes the colour changes permanent unless they change it again nr.7 Eldar can regrow a limb in a week and fingers or hand in a day, sleep helps, nr.8 an Eldar can read a human's pheromones, in one case an Eldar could smell the pregnancy of SoB, from being in an elevator, do not ask for further info it was a sanctioned Inq. operation nr.9 many if not all Eldar have chromatic-philia, nr.10 Eldar while omnivorous can eat just about any type of food, in the case of them eating Imperium food, they seem to favour of certain types of fish and several forms dried grain bread-like products, for an Eldar to eat grox it must be well cooked, nr.11 they can hear supersonic and can hear the heartbeat of Astartes even if he is hiding, nr.12 all of them have a form of precognition but the warrior caste are skilled at it, think Jedi x time, nr.13 Eldar can maintain a sexual vigour for up to 5 - 7 hours straight, nr.14 Eldar have micro-body hair, unlike humans, however pubic hairs are more common in females then males nr.16 Eldar share a similar teeth structure to humans, however they have sharper molars and are of 2 rows not 4 like ours, nr.17 Eldar muscle strength if far superior to that of human, in terms of direct pshical strength and Eldar can overpower a regular human, and match as Astartes not in power armor, however an Astartes in power armor or Ogryn can surpass an Eldar nr.18 Eldar can alter their visions to black and white to better see shapes, nr.19 Eldar are very good swimmers, nr.20 Eldar genitals can regenerate,.....they do not get bigger if you cut just the tip, nr.21 Eldar do have the concept of divorce,....until 2.000 years ago that is,
Hello UA-cam Algorithm. I am being a nerd here but just so everybody knows my apartment is the size of a small moon. I am not bragging to you guys (I have little money) I am just pointing out how annoying scientists are. A moon can be any size from small cottage to 200 times the size of the Earth. Part of the reason scientists thought Pluto was a planet an not a planetoid was because Eris it's moon was so close and almost the same size so the two objects seemed like one.
The thing is, the Eldar are such major backstabbing SOB's, that it's a wide known fact that most of the time when you team up with the Eldar...there's a major string attached. Either they're leading you like a puppet towards a path that'll doom both your enemy AND yourself ....or they're gonna turn on you right after you get rid of their enemy for them. Either way, it's heavily engraved in most veteran Imperium soldiers to NEVER trust an Eldar, because it won't end well for you or the Imperium. And the younger troops who haven't experienced their treachery, are simply taught to shoot them on sight so that they don't have to experience that manipulation and betrayal. Granted, that's not to say that this happens EVERY time one makes a deal with Eldar, but it happens so bloody much, that the Eldar are synonymous with untrustworthy. It's a title they've earned in order to protect their own race by doing what they feel they have to in order to save the most Eldar lives....but it is a title they brought on themselves, and frequently prove its truth over and over.
I love your lore, man, Ive spent many hours learning but I must point out as a writer in our common language and an Aeldar player (forgive me my keyboard is fucked I cant always use the proper punctuation embarrassing) you are pronouncing Aeldari wrong. Its El-DAHR-ree, as you rightly show by saying Ye-NAHR-ree. I believe the correct way to transliterate (why not use that term just for fun ) Asuryani would be AS-suhr-REE-AHN-ee my thought being the Y would be much as the transliterated Y from the Russian to English is pronounced as ii, depending on whether a hard or soft consonant precedes it. Usually. If I was drunker Id say maybe Im just drunk but I know I aint drunk me ee-nuff beer fer dat! Just something to think about, as this use of Y in the Aeldar language is relatively frquent. Im not even gonna bother love yer stuff overall, man, thanks ya verys much (smiling) from London, Canada
Just found your channel and I have to say your videos are AMAZING. On the topic of the ynnari I don't know what it is about my mind but I have this seething hatred and revulsion towards them . I think it's because from the way I see it the ynnari are nothing more then a suicide cult .offering the desperate salvation if only they are willing to have their lives extinguished in order to save their race. The idea of it just makes me angry. Personally my custom craftworld will never join the yinnari and will, if I ever face them on table top make it my objective to gift them what they seek. Death. That being said we are all individuals so I do understand there are others out there who like them and I have to make it clear I hold no ill thoughts towards you as we all like different things.
You should be hired to voice Warhammer audiobooks.
CypherCZ lol. I wish. :). I’m just a fan, like you. Thanks for the comment. I really appreciate it. :).
@@Baldermort Your voice is smexy.
@@Baldermort apply for it brohammer
@@Baldermort I agree. I neither play, nor paint, nor read the books. And your performances here are *still* enough to have kept me reading through your earliest posts and right up to the present. Your voice abilities are nothing sort of remarkable. Now, that said, in pure selfishness, please keep reading these tales. I am old and I am very ill, and they are one of my few unalloyed pleasures in life, or what remains of it.... Or not entirely unalloyed I guess, it's a bit bitter to reach the end the latest instalment of a favourite story like Thaddeus and Tarquinius and know I am unlikely to reach the end of the tale itself! Still, you may choose to be 'just a fan', but you should feel some pride in having more than enough skill to be more, and further pride in knowing how many lives you improve, in those tiny ways that often can be taken together and mean far more than we ever thought.
How aren't you the preeminent loretuber? Goddamn, this is the best narration and information I've encountered. You make me care about things that I normally wouldn't have.
I am having fun going back and re-watching these older episodes!
Ouch. I find some of the mix work so bad I can’t listen. Ok, I did my best, but I’d redo dorn in a second with my new mic if I could face the necessary immersion into the misery. Maybe one day. :)
@@Baldermort I like your old work, it has a charm to it, also it's really cool to see how far you have come since then!
You deserve much more subscribers your voice is awesome
S Knoll thanks knoll. One day. Maybe. Lol. :).
Not just his voice, but his intonation, pronunciation, and little bits of emphasis all combine to enthrall the listener. Amazing work!
Seeing yvrainnes neck makes me want to photoshop her face into the "So they do move in herds" scene from jurassic park
I've played 40k for years and I gotta say, the Ynnari are one of my favourite parts of the setting.
Excellent video Mr Hardy
IDICBeer 40k thankee kindly, god sir. :).
Damn, that’s a voice destined for audiobooks.
I’m not actually very good at reading things out. A book would drive me to madness I think. :)
from 11:40 it´s pure epicness, I wish someone would start to make 40k movies, the stories hidden there are amazing
Great work, ties together the previous videos nicely.
"The harlequin only received a bolt to the head by the deathwatch captain"
I mean you literally caused panic and chaos in his backyard just to pull of some shady shit.
Even in real life that is kinda justified no less in the imperium
Meh, the Harlequin should have killed him instead of try to negotiate with monkeigh
Hey, Baldermort: why don't you do a series that's purely your own short, medium and long story Warhammer 40k fiction? A Thunder Warriors series, a Unification Wars series, an Age of Strife series, Horus Heresy series, all the way to the current day, using both popular and unknown characters?
Sounds cool guys. Now, let's have this band of literal death-worshippers carry out an epic heist in Slaanesh's palace. It's gonna be a real Eros vs Thanatos showdown.
Love the Eros Thanatos mention. Oh yes I do. :)
I wish they were more easily able to mix different factions in Ynarri, the detachment system makes it hard to just field the stuff you want
Eldrad's staff do I know that feeling. They sold it to us in 7th that we can mix and match anything. Then we can't. Then they crush the rules for us. OK - the original permutation was ludicrous, but basically we now get the Emperor's Children ability if we kill things that round? Sigh. Really?
Lets hope they do something for us in 9th. Anything!
@@Baldermort The only Aeldari faction that came out winning early 9th seems to be Harlies. I just love Ynarri cos I love doing different paint styles (it's why I do Deathwatch) (plus I love having a lore reason to just put the triarch, Jain zair, & Lileth on the table lol) and their system would be great. I think we should be able to access anything that is pure Eldar without penalty. so things like talos and wracks would cost us to bring.
Still great videos to this day
Please never stop making these videos
Awesome video sir
Agree. Great voice.
From my time and interactions with the Eldar race, non-violent and quite cooperative, I have several bits of information that I shall show you, for example,
nr.1 it takes 12 bottles of Amasec or any other regular amount of alcohol that the Imperium can make, for an Eldar to even feel remotely drunk, however, the exception here is Fenrisian Ale, Mjod, this can get an Eldar drunk however it will require 32 to 40 pints of it,
nr.2 just like the Martians from the DC comics they can become chocoholic,
nr.3 they can use caffeine as a super booster, DO NOT GIVE AN ELDAR RECAFF BEFORE A BATTLE,
nr.4 they appreciate eye contact,
nr.5 an ancient fossilized Eldar remains found in glacier shows that their ancestors were arboreal marsupials
nr.6 Eldar hair colour is unique, thus being able to be to a colour not possible to humans unless it is dyed, such as magenta hair colour from birth, they're hair dye tech makes the colour changes permanent unless they change it again
nr.7 Eldar can regrow a limb in a week and fingers or hand in a day, sleep helps,
nr.8 an Eldar can read a human's pheromones, in one case an Eldar could smell the pregnancy of SoB, from being in an elevator, do not ask for further info it was a sanctioned Inq. operation
nr.9 many if not all Eldar have chromatic-philia,
nr.10 Eldar while omnivorous can eat just about any type of food, in the case of them eating Imperium food, they seem to favour of certain types of fish and several forms dried grain bread-like products, for an Eldar to eat grox it must be well cooked,
nr.11 they can hear supersonic and can hear the heartbeat of Astartes even if he is hiding,
nr.12 all of them have a form of precognition but the warrior caste are skilled at it, think Jedi x time,
nr.13 Eldar can maintain a sexual vigour for up to 5 - 7 hours straight,
nr.14 Eldar have micro-body hair, unlike humans, however pubic hairs are more common in females then males
nr.16 Eldar share a similar teeth structure to humans, however they have sharper molars and are of 2 rows not 4 like ours,
nr.17 Eldar muscle strength if far superior to that of human, in terms of direct pshical strength and Eldar can overpower a regular human, and match as Astartes not in power armor, however an Astartes in power armor or Ogryn can surpass an Eldar
nr.18 Eldar can alter their visions to black and white to better see shapes,
nr.19 Eldar are very good swimmers,
nr.20 Eldar genitals can regenerate,.....they do not get bigger if you cut just the tip,
nr.21 Eldar do have the concept of divorce,....until 2.000 years ago that is,
The harlequins knew what was going to happen. They came to watch
My very first army when I got into 40K and it only keeps getting bigger and bigger lol. Let's go Yvraine!
I love the way you say “The DEAD”... I think I could listen to a whole video of you just saying that. Lol
No clue who these folk were. Thank you kindly.
My favorite character in 40k lets go Yvraine!
lore , more lore ! thank you
Awesome Aldar
Great job
Wait who is more psychically powerful, top tier eldar or Magnus?
Which Magnus? ;).
I think the lore is flawed but your telling of it is masterful.
Hello UA-cam Algorithm. I am being a nerd here but just so everybody knows my apartment is the size of a small moon. I am not bragging to you guys (I have little money) I am just pointing out how annoying scientists are. A moon can be any size from small cottage to 200 times the size of the Earth. Part of the reason scientists thought Pluto was a planet an not a planetoid was because Eris it's moon was so close and almost the same size so the two objects seemed like one.
LOL! Sometimes it does take more effort to suspend that disbelief eh? Never look for scientific logic from Warhammer. :) :) :)
What's the theme used towards the end?
So the Marines don't believe in the saying enemy of my enemy is my friend I would accept a temporary alliance
Enemy of my enemy dies second - Imperial preverb
The enemy of my enemy is MY ENEMY'S ENEMY. - Forgotten proper translation
@@jacob8633 that's a given 😂
They did kind of attack them out of nowhere to cause a distraction
The thing is, the Eldar are such major backstabbing SOB's, that it's a wide known fact that most of the time when you team up with the Eldar...there's a major string attached.
Either they're leading you like a puppet towards a path that'll doom both your enemy AND yourself
....or they're gonna turn on you right after you get rid of their enemy for them.
Either way, it's heavily engraved in most veteran Imperium soldiers to NEVER trust an Eldar, because it won't end well for you or the Imperium. And the younger troops who haven't experienced their treachery, are simply taught to shoot them on sight so that they don't have to experience that manipulation and betrayal.
Granted, that's not to say that this happens EVERY time one makes a deal with Eldar, but it happens so bloody much, that the Eldar are synonymous with untrustworthy. It's a title they've earned in order to protect their own race by doing what they feel they have to in order to save the most Eldar lives....but it is a title they brought on themselves, and frequently prove its truth over and over.
Chocolate to my ears
Leave it to the Imperium to screw over their only chance at true salvation >.>
Let you kill slaanesh become immortal and enslave us.... na I’m good “bang”
I love your lore, man, Ive spent many hours learning but I must point out as a writer in our common language and an Aeldar player (forgive me my keyboard is fucked I cant always use the proper punctuation embarrassing) you are pronouncing Aeldari wrong. Its El-DAHR-ree, as you rightly show by saying Ye-NAHR-ree. I believe the correct way to transliterate (why not use that term just for fun ) Asuryani would be AS-suhr-REE-AHN-ee my thought being the Y would be much as the transliterated Y from the Russian to English is pronounced as ii, depending on whether a hard or soft consonant precedes it. Usually. If I was drunker Id say maybe Im just drunk but I know I aint drunk me ee-nuff beer fer dat! Just something to think about, as this use of Y in the Aeldar language is relatively frquent. Im not even gonna bother love yer stuff overall, man, thanks ya verys much (smiling) from London, Canada
I pronounce things how I like. That;'s the end of it.
@@Baldermort
I respect that, man. Just thought you might find it interesting. No disrespect peace;christopher
Just found your channel and I have to say your videos are AMAZING. On the topic of the ynnari I don't know what it is about my mind but I have this seething hatred and revulsion towards them . I think it's because from the way I see it the ynnari are nothing more then a suicide cult .offering the desperate salvation if only they are willing to have their lives extinguished in order to save their race. The idea of it just makes me angry. Personally my custom craftworld will never join the yinnari and will, if I ever face them on table top make it my objective to gift them what they seek. Death. That being said we are all individuals so I do understand there are others out there who like them and I have to make it clear I hold no ill thoughts towards you as we all like different things.
Please please do audio books you could make even a dictionary sound soothing
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