The STOOCHES - The 1971 EP (Virtual AI-generated 10″ Vinyl Record) by GEORGE Stereophonic Recordings

The STOOCHES - The 1971 EP (Virtual AI-generated 10″ Vinyl Record / Rough Mix/Lo -Fi versions) by GEORGE Stereophonic Recordings. 1) 1971 2) Jiffy Baby 3) I'm Clean 4) I Dig You Dig Me 5) Crunchy Bites 6) A Hell Of A Face
Buckle up, fellow rock 'n' rollers, 'cause I've got a virtual treat for you-THE STOOCHES and their mind-blowing 6-song EP that's guaranteed to kick the virtual jams like never before. These guys have emerged from the depths of Cyberspace to bring the noise like it's 1971 all over again.
Sure, they might not technically exist, but who cares when the music is this good? These virtual rock misfits might have met on the net but have adopted the gritty streets of Detroit as their virtual turf. And let me tell you, they've got a trademark that's as sticky as it is sensational-peanut butter. That's right, folks, forming after virtually meeting at the Cincinnati Pop Festival in 1970, they soon made a pact to slather themselves in the stuff for every single virtual show. Talk about dedication to your virtual art!
Due to their virtual hyperactivity , their songs are like lightning bolts of virtual energy, packing a punch in under two minutes flat. Sure, it might leave you craving a longer groove, but trust me, you won't be disappointed. Take "Jiffy Baby," for example-a love letter to their favorite spread and a testament to their nutty obsession. And "1971"? Well, let's just say The Stooges didn't write one for that particular year. "I'm Clean" is a virtual paradox, while "I Dig You Dig Me" is a heartfelt thank you to their legions of virtual fans. While the inspiration for "Crunchy Bites" should be obvious, don't even get me started on "Hell Of A Face"-those lyrics are so obscure, they're practically illegal!
But alas, dear readers, all good things must come to an end. In a move that shook the very foundations of the cybernetic rock world, THE STOOCHES made the ultimate sacrifice for Mother Earth. Concerns about the environmental impact of their AI-created music, coupled with the poor response from the mostly ignorant virtual public, drove them to unexpectedly pull the plug on themselves, forever signing off and leaving behind nothing but a virtual echo in the annals of cybernetic rock 'n' roll history. It was a rock 'n' roll suicide for the 21st century, my friends-a bittersweet symphony of pixels and peanut butter, a cacophony of code and chords. And as the virtual sun sets on their digital remains, we bid farewell to THE STOOCHES, the last "real" rock band in a world gone virtually mad.
For better sounding versions check out the individual videos:
• The STOOCHES - 1971 D...
• The STOOCHES - Chunky...
• The STOOCHES - I'm Cle...
• The STOOCHES - Hell ...
• The STOOCHES - I Dig ...
• The STOOCHES - Jiffy B...
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