Saxton Hale VS Undying Soldier

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • Saxton Hale encounters the tf2 soldier boss fight
    #TF2 #TeamFortress2

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  • @thediam0nddrag0n78
    @thediam0nddrag0n78 Рік тому +15130

    Vs Saxton Hale is programmed so that all weapons get their "on kill" effect when you hit Hale with them. So The Half-Zatoichi's health on kill effect on this mode is busted. Combined with the increased health and damage/crit resistance from The Battalion's Backup, you get a Soldier that's basically invincible

    • @TehPlayer14
      @TehPlayer14 Рік тому +669

      This is true... however not for airstrike.... they forgot to program that (Edit: nevermind it does, after dealing 250 damage to hale... dunno why 250 exactly)

    • @kyuketsukirook
      @kyuketsukirook Рік тому +869

      @@TehPlayer14 According to the TF2 wiki the Air Strike gets its on kill effect every 250 damage. So yes, it does work for the Air Strike.

    • @thehero8573
      @thehero8573 Рік тому +83

      ​@TehPlayer14 it works, I've used it

    • @Eggmansland
      @Eggmansland Рік тому +83

      Fun fact in tc2 this technally also worked for 1 of pyros weapons until it got banned I think

    • @BIGBADAUD99999
      @BIGBADAUD99999 Рік тому +96

      (Red sun plays in background)

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 Рік тому +13476

    Saxton Hale, arguably one of the most powerful men in TF2 canon.
    Vs.
    Soldier (he was told the US president was counting on him.)

    • @lordofsandvich3630
      @lordofsandvich3630 Рік тому +1720

      "I AM NAKED AND COVERED IN HONEY AGAIN!"

    • @testcreeper3092
      @testcreeper3092 Рік тому +678

      ​@@thatslegitsoldier did this in the comics

    • @PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities
      @PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities Рік тому +351

      @@thatslegit ^ is right
      tf2 comic "Cold day in Hell"

    • @dannyyoroi1955
      @dannyyoroi1955 Рік тому +388

      @@thatslegitwhen he’s nude (specifically nude) and covered in honey he grows immensely stronger

    • @gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648
      @gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648 Рік тому +262

      ​@@dannyyoroi1955well hes always naked under his clothes
      this means that this soldier covered himself in honey and then put on clothes. Thats going to be difficult to wash

  • @fishotic4237
    @fishotic4237 Рік тому +5484

    Soldier beating the snot out of Saxton Hale with the dull side of a katana is an energy I didn't know I needed

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck Рік тому +543

      Soldier thought he confiscated ww2 Japanese CQC training material but it was just the first season of Samurai X

    • @Edward3Nigma
      @Edward3Nigma Рік тому +351

      lmao, I never realised he hits with the blunt side

    • @plum8719
      @plum8719 Рік тому +57

      Bruhhhh now i cant unsee it 😢😢

    • @razumikhim
      @razumikhim Рік тому +140

      that's how it looks in first person
      3rd person he hits with the sharp side

    • @IHitMyKeyboard
      @IHitMyKeyboard Рік тому +88

      This is exactly what soldier would do and still win

  • @MVMborzoi
    @MVMborzoi Рік тому +6286

    The Hale trying to escape and soldier denying it is so fun to watch

    • @flazzorb
      @flazzorb Рік тому +376

      Hale: _Crickey this ones a doozey, I guess I might actually need to go and live to fight ano-_
      Soldier: *NEGATORY*

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 Рік тому +87

      *IMPERIAL FORCE DEFIED*

    • @ruileite4579
      @ruileite4579 Рік тому +47

      ​@@Peter_Turbo4*FACING 500 SAMURAI!*

    • @dazedandconfused5711
      @dazedandconfused5711 Рік тому +40

      @@flazzorb As an australian citizen you nailed that lingo, convinced you were a true blue bona fide australian myself.

    • @HD-hy9xy
      @HD-hy9xy Рік тому +24

      @@ruileite4579 *SURROUNDED AND OUTNUMBERED*

  • @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX
    @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX Рік тому +349

    0:39 I like how Soldier laughed right before taking out the katana, as if he knew what's he about to do.

    • @lecommentar9851
      @lecommentar9851 28 днів тому +5

      I think it's because he used the banner

  • @notsocrates5979
    @notsocrates5979 Рік тому +2674

    Soldier was actually dying every time he got hit, he was just coming back stronger instantly thanks to Merasmus’ heart medicine

    • @armyboy0579
      @armyboy0579 Рік тому +197

      "You're taking my Heart Medication!?"

    • @waterlessant5355
      @waterlessant5355 Рік тому +170

      ​@@armyboy0579it's his "come back from death stronger" pills or something along the lines of that

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +66

      ​@@waterlessant5355Soldier thought they were normal heart medication.

    • @serhio4275
      @serhio4275 11 місяців тому +19

      "Son, always remember: dying is gay" - Stblackst

    • @biancachiang8460
      @biancachiang8460 8 місяців тому +8

      SOLDIER THOSE WERE MY LUNG CANCER PILLS

  • @MRswipez1
    @MRswipez1 Рік тому +6688

    a true samurai that fought til the end

  • @Controbizu
    @Controbizu Рік тому +2038

    "i killed your last medic, what you gonna do now"
    this mf: nuh uh

    • @anthonyirwin6627
      @anthonyirwin6627 Рік тому +138

      "I am my own Ubermensch"

    • @PNSee1994
      @PNSee1994 Рік тому +98

      "I DO NOT HAVE THE PERMISSION TO DIE!"

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому

      medics are for cowards who deny their weapon it's purpose

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Рік тому +27

      "Break all of my bones and maybe we could have a fair fight, maggot" - Soldier probably

    • @Medic576
      @Medic576 Рік тому +3

      Fr

  • @Boomblox5896
    @Boomblox5896 Рік тому +372

    0:50 I like how Soldier was crying for Medic as if he were fearing for the Medic's death at the burly hands of Saxton Hale.

    • @Ropegodloveyou
      @Ropegodloveyou 18 днів тому +3

      the medic doesn't dead yet he lucky

  • @nf2m
    @nf2m Рік тому +522

    "if you know what's good for you, you will run"
    this voice line has never been more fitting

  • @axilus_4012
    @axilus_4012 Рік тому +2461

    “I see now, you deny your sword it’s purpose”
    “LETS DANCE”

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Рік тому +31

      i was gonna comment this xd

    • @hugoeliseu9750
      @hugoeliseu9750 Рік тому +22

      I was literaly looking at the comments to see if somebody had already coment this

    • @ArcturusTheGreat
      @ArcturusTheGreat Рік тому +66

      Nah nah nah...
      "Time for your final interview"

    • @Inferno144
      @Inferno144 Рік тому +14

      It yearns to bath in the blood of your enemies!

    • @ConfirmedZer0
      @ConfirmedZer0 Рік тому +7

      Hesitation is defeat.

  • @coolgray6497
    @coolgray6497 Рік тому +1969

    man hes doing pretty good considering he's slapping hale with the side of his sword

    • @jackhe760
      @jackhe760 Рік тому +69

      I mean it’s working

    • @blasterman1000
      @blasterman1000 Рік тому +130

      @ManaCloak It's like the hide of the Nimeian Lion from Greek Myth, no blade could hope to cut it. Hercules thought he was smart for choking them to death. Soldierai just smashes.

    • @Evil_FunRuining_GayPerson
      @Evil_FunRuining_GayPerson Рік тому +7

      ​@@blasterman1000I mean.. he's smart.. if you can't cut a beast. Why not just.. not cut it

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому +13

      @ManaCloak sounds like TF2

    • @vida2559
      @vida2559 6 місяців тому +6

      I have more than 1000 hours combined and I just now realised how Soldier uses the sword.

  • @Brown95P
    @Brown95P Рік тому +4293

    " I AM NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU; *_YOU_* ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *_ME!_* "
    - actual Soldier voice line from MvM

    • @Oddball_1943
      @Oddball_1943 Рік тому +187

      *crazy laughter*
      -also soldier voice line

    • @syouji185
      @syouji185 Рік тому +140

      "I am a Robot. I am here to take over American jobs."
      -Robot Soldier

    • @Grey-imposter
      @Grey-imposter Рік тому +65

      "I am naked and covered in honey again!"
      -cold day In hell soldier

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +67

      "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created *me!*"

    • @Grey-imposter
      @Grey-imposter Рік тому +31

      @@asteroidrules *"MAGGOTS!"*

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 7 місяців тому +65

    "I used to think my sword was a tool of Democracy.
    But now... now I'm not so sure.
    And besides... this is Demoman's sword!"

  • @Koshian_Adzuki
    @Koshian_Adzuki Рік тому +236

    Saxton Hale: WHY WONT YOU DIE
    Soldier: American Spirit, it reignites when in contact with physical trauma, you can’t hurt me, maggot

    • @aldiyarkuanyshbekov3465
      @aldiyarkuanyshbekov3465 7 місяців тому +29

      *Punch*
      Soldier: What did I just say?

    • @YeeeetusYoinkus
      @YeeeetusYoinkus 28 днів тому

      @@aldiyarkuanyshbekov3465
      (Saxton Hale voice)
      *_STANDING HERE_*
      *_I REALISE_*
      *_YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME_*
      *_TRYING TO ACHIEVE OUR GOALS_*
      *_YET HERE I STAND_*
      *_BEFORE AN OBSTACLE_*
      *_THAT WOULD BE YOU, SOLDIER_*
      *_HOW COULD THIS EVER BE?_*
      *_I_*
      *_MUST NOT LOSE, MANN CO._*
      *_BUT NO MATTER, I BELIEVE I STILL CAN WIN-_*
      *[SaxtonHale_death.mp3]*
      *[victory.mp3]*

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 Рік тому +263

    "i killed your last medic, what you gonna do now"
    *_Take matters into my own hands._*

  • @benjamincharbonier9103
    @benjamincharbonier9103 Рік тому +1334

    2:15 "you can't run away from me, my engineer is faster" -soldier tf2

  • @demitrischoenwald1436
    @demitrischoenwald1436 Рік тому +3679

    I didn't realize that melee soldier with Battalion's was this busted

    • @scumknight6074
      @scumknight6074 Рік тому +423

      It’s not, these Hales were worse at melee fighting than the Soldier.

    • @RealNikoPlush
      @RealNikoPlush Рік тому +202

      Even on community it's good
      The battalions I meant. Soldiers only use the escape plan on community

    • @tf2tc2player
      @tf2tc2player Рік тому +91

      its soldierknight

    • @Hunter1393B
      @Hunter1393B Рік тому +74

      battalion's is my go-to in medieval mode, good to see you can 1v1 hale with it now, soldier makes playing knight fun without having a busted charge

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 Рік тому +36

      Soldier's equivalent of Demoknight

  • @RaidriarTheRadicalKing
    @RaidriarTheRadicalKing Рік тому +61

    the "my engineer is faster" had me laughing for a good minute.
    kudos on the funny

  • @SkrunkyTheClown
    @SkrunkyTheClown Рік тому +221

    Honestly, Soldier is scary enough as he is. Now imagining a soldier, running at you with an Ubered katana, full demo-knight style, is fucking terrifying

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user Рік тому +16

      Now i'm imagining SoldierKnight, with Charging Targe, Battalion Backup, AND Half-Zatoichi

    • @shadowdragon7701
      @shadowdragon7701 Рік тому +11

      Too many references that can be made here. I will say this though THE UNKILLABLE Soldier NEVER DIES i love sabaton

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 2 місяці тому

      He was told the President is counting on him

    • @_c2
      @_c2 Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@prosto_a_userconch + 1/2 zatoichi is probably the closest you can get to soldierknight

  • @badluck7286
    @badluck7286 Рік тому +725

    watching saxton hale, a beast that took down a Yeti with one punch, and laughs at any threat, run away from a madman with a long knife, is just so tf2 like

    • @starduster5673
      @starduster5673 Рік тому +76

      madman with a long knife AND a trumpet

    • @F0UR3V3R
      @F0UR3V3R Рік тому +67

      ​@@starduster5673madman with a long knife AND a trumpet who isnt even using the long knife properly

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 Місяць тому

      Well the yeti wasn't armed, I bet if I brought a knife to a boxing match I'd win too.

  • @pchris
    @pchris Рік тому +721

    That opening clip is crazy. A few holdout players are hiding in a room, the camera is shaking, some intense and suspenseful music is playing, the engineer and the solder are communicating just before hell breaks loose. The freakshow enters the room and their plan springs into action. Fucking crazy to watch

  • @waalew5336
    @waalew5336 Рік тому +560

    "You cannot run from me, my Engineer is faster!"

  • @MufflesTheGerbil
    @MufflesTheGerbil Рік тому +227

    3:55 "SEX WON."

  • @_.Smileyface._
    @_.Smileyface._ Рік тому +32

    "Remember son, dying is gae"
    -soldier tf2

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 Місяць тому

      No, no.
      That isn't a quote from soldier.
      It's a common misconception. It's actually from Tzun Zu "the art of war".

  • @JARGUN145
    @JARGUN145 Рік тому +800

    I find it funny people actually have found powerful "raid boss" builds for vs Saxton

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 Рік тому +23

      We need more bosses.

    • @wackymulter
      @wackymulter Рік тому +92

      ​@@fenorlex1126Merasmus, Demo's Eye, Horseless Headless man?

    • @ex-caliburn-real
      @ex-caliburn-real Рік тому +59

      ​@@wackymulterno, Vagineer

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 Рік тому +2

      All of 'em.

    • @TheDragShot
      @TheDragShot Рік тому +17

      @@wackymulter some ideas:
      - Saxton Hale (super jump, saxton punch, comet charge)
      - Merasmus (super jump, lightning AoE, teleportation)
      - Monoculus (flight, missile barrage, teleportation)
      - Headless Horseless Horseman (wall climb, jumpscare AoE, demonkight charge)
      - Vagineer / Ninjaneer (grappling hook, ubercharge + super speed, 12s disposable minisentry)
      - Christian Brutal Sniper (grappling hook, jumpscare AoE, crossbow + 16 arrows)
      - Easter Bunny Demo (super jump, explosive egg barrage, demoknight charge)
      - Painis Cupcake / Gladiator Soldier (super jump, all-banner rage, demoknight charge)
      All bosses would have weightdown and goomba stomp by default, because they need it to fend against knockback.

  • @cristiannahuelfodesco1403
    @cristiannahuelfodesco1403 Рік тому +182

    2:50 that fight was brutal. soldier, sniper and scouts against Saxton... the sniper didn't hold back, that sniper is not afraid of death.

    • @reknostarfox4690
      @reknostarfox4690 Рік тому +43

      I mean, slapping buff man with piece of metal, and a meat to death, while turret in 2 meters just being a support, it's kinda terrible way to die

    • @fredrickcuriosity6368
      @fredrickcuriosity6368 Рік тому +9

      He didn’t fear death because he knew it wasn’t coming. He saw the katana

  • @showtime6310
    @showtime6310 Рік тому +83

    0:06
    Hale: "I've Killed ur last medic, watcha gonna do now"
    Soldier: "Observe"

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su Рік тому +15

    Hale really thought he could jump away, failing to remember a soldier's ability to rocket jump.

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 Місяць тому +1

      What's better jumping, or *AMERICAN* jumping, the answer is obvious. No wonder soldier won.

  • @Cornking_vippy
    @Cornking_vippy 3 місяці тому +30

    3:54 dude chat is wild

  • @NafedalbiFilms
    @NafedalbiFilms Рік тому +970

    Bro really just facetanked Saxton Hale
    I’ve been using the Disciplinary Action + Battalion’s combo. Have I been doing it wrong?

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +141

      It's like his father always said: "dying is gay."

    • @Epic-Rodrigaming
      @Epic-Rodrigaming Рік тому +53

      Soldier the undying
      Battle against a true Soldier-

    • @rhino7464
      @rhino7464 Рік тому +40

      ​@@Epic-RodrigamingBattle Against a True Mercenary**^

    • @serafimalone8118
      @serafimalone8118 Рік тому +23

      This is the power of anime within his sword, which makes HIM the protagonist and grants plot armor.

    • @theeaglemaster388
      @theeaglemaster388 Рік тому +18

      This Soldier did not have permission to die, he's invincible.

  • @guynamedbob8374
    @guynamedbob8374 Рік тому +315

    Saxton Hale: “What have you done?”
    Soldier: “Scorched earth.”

    • @Luckymann1223
      @Luckymann1223 Рік тому +12

      *Proceeds to melee each other*

    • @poobman6
      @poobman6 Рік тому +14

      *Saxton gets mad and starts flying*

    • @thesenate9939
      @thesenate9939 Рік тому +8

      You have my respect for that reference.

    • @WeFightForKarl
      @WeFightForKarl Рік тому +1

      You mean like Ark survival evolved?

    • @polarbearhelmet9214
      @polarbearhelmet9214 Рік тому +5

      @@WeFightForKarlthe boys reference, not the worst ark dlc

  • @Mettalus
    @Mettalus Рік тому +214

    "If you know what's good for you, *you will run.* "
    The only threat in Hale's life that he gave some thought to.
    Clearly, however, he did not listen.

  • @penteller7636
    @penteller7636 Рік тому +23

    0:09
    "STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY."

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 8 місяців тому +2

      no it's more of a THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

  • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
    @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 Рік тому +102

    I wouldn't be suprised that one of the very few people that could feasibly beat Hale in a fair fight would be Soldier.
    Making soldier into comic relief and then revealing that he is also capable of beating one of the strongest aussies out there is just perfection.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +19

      He did eat all of Merasmus's "kill me and I come back stronger" pills.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT Місяць тому

      Saxton would not survive Soldier's Neck Snap.

    • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 Місяць тому +1

      @@Ze_eT he's an Australian, he'd definitely survive the snap.
      In the comics, even Australians that have been drained of their australium can survive being neck snapped and even neck fixed. Now imagine doing that to a man like Saxton who seemingly still has australium running through his veins.

  • @spoopa7733
    @spoopa7733 Рік тому +1679

    Battle Against A True Soldier

  • @lightningfinger
    @lightningfinger Рік тому +1021

    who knew a crazy man with a katana sword, rocket launcher and a trumpet with a helmet over his eyes, could defeat the one and only, saxton hale

    • @Joeyisagonnawin
      @Joeyisagonnawin Рік тому +56

      I'm not surprised. A trumpet with a helmet over his eyes is an unstoppable force alone.

    • @0kay_I_Gu3ss
      @0kay_I_Gu3ss Рік тому +37

      ​@@JoeyisagonnawinSame here, can't expect the guy who teleports bread and still not die after getting slammed by the bread itself

    • @whatamidoing6555
      @whatamidoing6555 Рік тому +20

      ​@@0kay_I_Gu3ssof course this same man has taken a whole bottle of "If you kill me I come back stronger" pills making him practically immortal.

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +11

      This is the man who teleported bread for three days and subsists entirely on military surplus soup. If anyone could kill Saxton Hale, it's him.

    • @melancall5960
      @melancall5960 Рік тому +1

      Crazy? I was crazy once

  • @fluffthecat2438
    @fluffthecat2438 Рік тому +266

    I suppose this is the closest we'll ever get of a Saxton Hale vs Jetstream Sam fight

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Рік тому +29

      Saxton Armstrong vs Soldaien

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr Рік тому +18

      The final boss of the Sam DLC though.

    • @Mushroom38294
      @Mushroom38294 Рік тому +7

      Nah, that soldier is more like Armstrong
      "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"
      "Nanokatas, maggot! They heal in response to damage. I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!"

  • @deltaray3012
    @deltaray3012 Рік тому +23

    Sure, Saxton Hale is cannonically the strongest man alive... but let's all take a moment to observed that the Soldier does more damage using the blunt edge of the sword since he swings a backhand with crits

    • @asteroidrules
      @asteroidrules Рік тому +9

      Soldier is more than a mere man, he's an AMERICAN.

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 Рік тому +7

    You know it's serious when the Hale player starts running away.

  • @frag2
    @frag2 Рік тому +49

    2:27 the 360 is crazy

  • @gbyjrjn
    @gbyjrjn Рік тому +341

    The old unofficial mode had a good mechanic, where Saxton's rage would just straight up stun everyone in an area as a ghost on Halloween maps does. However, I can also see Hales making one crucial mistake and it's trying to tank all the damage. The key is to make the defenders think you are advancing and make them lose resources, while actually retreating and then come back for the key targets, such as medics, engies and busted combo-players like the soldier in the clip.

    • @the_Red_Star
      @the_Red_Star Рік тому +86

      the fear rage was a terrible mechanic, lol
      it just gave hale free kills on the 3-4 unluckiest players nearby. you could never pull off these kinds of plays on old hale unless he decided to be nice and not use his rage.

    • @gbyjrjn
      @gbyjrjn Рік тому +17

      @@the_Red_Star I disagree. Actually skilled players were able to kite the rage for long enough or hold Hale down with either Heavy's rage, timely Uber or just play close to the ledge to run away. Of course he would stomp a few weaker players down, but it also gave him a chance to deal with more or less the only player that mattered, like this soldier, or a cheeky engine, abusing a high cornered location with a sentry and a wrangler, that he's not supposed to be in in the first place.

    • @SolarLight
      @SolarLight Рік тому +84

      @@gbyjrjn The slam instantly destroys sentries and other buildings in a large radius and the charged punch lets Hale go the skybox. The brave jump doesn't have a cooldown anymore so Hale shouldn't really be going into enclosed spaces until he's already killed everyone in the open areas.
      Basically, Rage was replaced with the slam ability which is arguably better against sentries, and said sentries now do very low amounts of damage
      Then when it comes to dealing with this Soldier, all you need to do as Hale is just brave jump into the skybox until his buff runs out and your fist starts glowing, then you can land on his head and either goomba stomp him or insta-kill with 1 punch

    • @ninjaslicertheguardian6433
      @ninjaslicertheguardian6433 Рік тому +7

      @@SolarLightThanks for the tip :) full of game knowledge (specifically DEMOKNIGHT) this man is. (Love your vids btw)

    • @OMGYOUARER8GHT
      @OMGYOUARER8GHT Рік тому

      I just tried it in my first Saxton gameplay,not bad but I still need to learn about the skill moves

  • @Talok55
    @Talok55 Рік тому +114

    "I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY WITH SAXTON. HE IS TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME! "
    -Soldier Tf2

  • @КтоКто-о8р
    @КтоКто-о8р Рік тому +15

    Saxton hale: why u dont die?!
    Soldier: nanomachines son

  • @alexwhitney3136
    @alexwhitney3136 Рік тому +11

    While Saxton Hale wrestled wild animals in the wild Soldier studied the blade

  • @watersomic
    @watersomic Рік тому +44

    1:03 "IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA, YOU WILL RUN!" "cheers mate you got it"

  • @justabaron2686
    @justabaron2686 Рік тому +49

    Of course soldier won - he's the only one that can say negatory and he also has an infinite amount of buckets.

  • @flamingscar5263
    @flamingscar5263 Рік тому +31

    Saxton: "I KILLLED YOUR LASSSTT MEDIC"
    Soilder: "I am my own medic"

  • @Stoopid726
    @Stoopid726 Рік тому +1

    “I killed your last medic, whatcha gonna do now”
    Famous last words

  • @melancall5960
    @melancall5960 Рік тому +27

    2:17
    tAkE tHaT sAxToN fAaaaaaaaaaaiIllL

  • @yaboiendgineer1989
    @yaboiendgineer1989 Рік тому +27

    I love that last clip, the way Saxton runs away on 20 hp and the soldier just stands there it's like I can hear him saying "now what"

  • @Karina-winsmore
    @Karina-winsmore Рік тому +73

    From my experience, fighting saxton in melee is usually a good idea. Even if you die - you will contribute massive amount of value with knockback keeping him in place for other people to shoot at. Not to mention buttload of damage.
    My class of choice is buttburner pyro. If he fights me - i knock him back and do massive damage with melee. If he doesnt fights me - i burn his butt for massive damage.

    • @goldbedvids8580
      @goldbedvids8580 Рік тому

      buttburner lmao

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX Рік тому +1

      Spoke like a true noob

    • @theonejackal89
      @theonejackal89 Рік тому +24

      Ironically, getting in a fist/melee fight with the strongest man on Earth is actually the most viable option.

    • @saltygibus5746
      @saltygibus5746 Рік тому +11

      ​@@theonejackal89Because, as we all know, Australians have a massive boost in power when you fight then unhonorably.

    • @saltygibus5746
      @saltygibus5746 Рік тому +16

      ​@@FumanyuXWhat? This guy's come up with a smart idea using the game's mechanics, how is that noobish?

  • @RedtheDerpyBoi
    @RedtheDerpyBoi Рік тому +67

    2:12 "YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME MY Engineer IS FASTER"

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 2 місяці тому +3

    Wait: wears red, likes swords, can heal faster than people can damage him, completely insane.
    THE SOLDIER IS DEADPOOL!

  • @GamingWithSandvich1W
    @GamingWithSandvich1W Рік тому +7

    "You will not be missed" my favorite line

  • @cogdestruction
    @cogdestruction Рік тому +362

    That's basically grog nozzle melee zero

    • @toothpick7084
      @toothpick7084 Рік тому +73

      I can't live with myself knowing that this combination of words makes sense to me

    • @zifer123
      @zifer123 Рік тому +4

      That would be kunai spy actually

    • @willi526
      @willi526 Рік тому +19

      @@toothpick7084 are we broken

    • @goodvibes4891
      @goodvibes4891 Рік тому +3

      @@willi526 we were just built the right way

    • @genericasianperson6405
      @genericasianperson6405 Рік тому +5

      ​@@toothpick7084explain lol is it borderlands?

  • @MoofiedTF2
    @MoofiedTF2 Рік тому +38

    i'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me

  • @eliann944
    @eliann944 Рік тому +113

    You can't hurt me, Jack.

  • @panzer_tank
    @panzer_tank Рік тому +7

    "I am soldier the undying"
    -solder the undying

  • @liavdotexe2763
    @liavdotexe2763 3 місяці тому +3

    Saxton hale gangsta untill the soldier injects himself with determination

  • @bishop659
    @bishop659 Рік тому +26

    This does make sense as soldier is the best merc to go to Saxton and not give two damns about the blows he’s willing to take

  • @spookyboye2160
    @spookyboye2160 Рік тому +150

    Soldier and Demo in the second clip, sworn enemies teaming up to defeat an impossible foe… showing Hale the true power of Team RED, the Backup Battali- er, trust

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada Рік тому +17

      They are actually good friends, Soldier and Demo

    • @ATBZ
      @ATBZ Рік тому +8

      @@Music7Ada specifically blue soldier and red demo tho, the relationship between the red soldier and red demo is pretty much non existant

    • @Music7Ada
      @Music7Ada Рік тому

      @@ATBZ ah, my bad

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 Рік тому +3

      @@ATBZ
      Honestly, considering how the comics gave BLU Soldier's backstory and characteristics to the RED Soldier, I just go with whatever is funnier at the time.

    • @CharaDreemurr_Undertale
      @CharaDreemurr_Undertale Рік тому +1

      ​@@ATBZsadly admin ruined it, i find it really sad that such a good friendship broke up because of their jobs.

  • @Markiz93
    @Markiz93 Рік тому +45

    Not even Saxton's super punch can kill backup Soldier.

  • @babi7090
    @babi7090 Рік тому +15

    2:36 I’m not trapped with you, you are trapped with ME!

  • @TheRobloxtrader
    @TheRobloxtrader 29 днів тому +2

    "COME OVER HERE AND SCARE ME"
    -soldiplier

  • @datbanan2717
    @datbanan2717 Рік тому +24

    i feel soldier is the only merc crazy enough to just fight saxton hale head on and have any chance of not dying instantly

  • @Foreskin-Bandit
    @Foreskin-Bandit Рік тому +473

    Dang, so Black box, Backup, and half-zatoichi?

    • @manuelmedina7594
      @manuelmedina7594 Рік тому +62

      It works quite nicely in the community cash servers, glad to see it work out in casual

    • @ThatNoobKing
      @ThatNoobKing Рік тому +61

      The -Tank- Saxton Buster

    • @moltven5357
      @moltven5357 Рік тому +27

      black box prob not necessary

    • @VentA_7
      @VentA_7 Рік тому +30

      @@moltven5357 it’s good for the saxtons who run in fear from you

    • @GreedyDrunk92
      @GreedyDrunk92 Рік тому +1

      ​@@manuelmedina7594wdym in casual? Saxton hale is community mod, isn't it?

  • @JadeMythriil
    @JadeMythriil Рік тому +67

    Truly a Revengence moment.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Рік тому

      Why won't you die because this isn't my sword 🌚

  • @freetoplayyt3197
    @freetoplayyt3197 Місяць тому +4

    I have rarely watched TF2 footage, so I spent half the video thinking the sword has a Christmas candy cane skin... Wasn't until 1:44 till I realized it was blood.... WHOOPS!!!!

  • @zagoat9384
    @zagoat9384 Рік тому +1

    "YOU CAN NOT RUN FROM ME, MY ENGINEER IS FASTER"

  • @UrBoyToast
    @UrBoyToast Рік тому +11

    the soldier shouting perfect battle commands while doing this makes this 10x funnier

  • @Ace-in8qr
    @Ace-in8qr Рік тому +32

    I've been telling people in my Hale games that this is busted and lo and behold I find this video, haha. The moment I found out about the Zatoichi's health on hit thing I knew immediately what I had to do.

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto Рік тому +2

      Conniver's Kunai should also activate on hit, supposedly.

    • @OmegaRC59
      @OmegaRC59 Рік тому +6

      @@Aereto that's not an on-kill effect, it's on kill+backstab, same as most knives except the big earner. Not sure if the big earner follows the consistent rule here though (on kill = on hit for speedboost)

    • @rivy-lurk-869
      @rivy-lurk-869 Рік тому

      @@OmegaRC59 Big Earner activates as long as you kill a person, no need for backstabs, actually is very addicting to go gunspy with it since you can keep popping shots and then end the combo with a facestab for another speedboost

  • @hrishikeshnair586
    @hrishikeshnair586 Рік тому +16

    Theoretically this could be possible in canon, since Soldier did eat those Kill-Me-Come-Back-Stronger pills.
    Given how many times he keeps dying he could well surpass Heavy and Hale one day.

  • @skulit4648
    @skulit4648 Рік тому +3

    He remembered that dying is gay

  • @Crimson1Bloodhound
    @Crimson1Bloodhound Рік тому +2

    “FREEEEDOOOOOMMM!”
    -Soldier, just before killing Hale with a samurai sword

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 Рік тому +12

    Soldier: Doktor shut off my pain inhibitors.

  • @INKDOGGYRBLX
    @INKDOGGYRBLX Рік тому +179

    Bro really said
    "Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
    I've even forgotten my name
    I don't know the season or what is the reason
    I'm standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place)
    Without any trace (trace)
    It's only the cold wind I feel
    It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one (one) left (left)
    Will ride upon the dragon's back
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
    It's the only thing I've ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
    To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight" ☠☠☠☠☠☠

    • @EliteCameraBuddy
      @EliteCameraBuddy Рік тому +5

      jetstream sam

    • @motharchenemy8549
      @motharchenemy8549 Рік тому +15

      man fought Australian Armstrong and WON.

    • @EliteCameraBuddy
      @EliteCameraBuddy Рік тому +1

      @@motharchenemy8549 lol

    • @desko2041
      @desko2041 Рік тому +1

      MGR fans try not to copy paste lyrics challenge

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Рік тому +2

      Standing Here I realize that you were just like me trying to make history...

  • @spiffy3430
    @spiffy3430 Рік тому +5

    Soldiers the only man who can be more efficient swinging a Kitana dull ended first

  • @XramTheFunnyMan
    @XramTheFunnyMan Рік тому +1

    I killed your last medic! What ya gunna do now!
    Soldier:Be my own medic

  • @ericlefeld8059
    @ericlefeld8059 Рік тому +15

    knowing that this was a common tactic in freak fortress community servers, these hales havent learned to run away fron this trap

  • @sticky0159
    @sticky0159 Рік тому +11

    I remember doing this with a bunch of soldiers with Concherors, Buff Banners and Battalions Backup. Hale couldnt kill anyone of us because every melee just fully heals and overheals any melee that the nearby soldier was doing.

  • @H00st0n
    @H00st0n Рік тому +181

    Strongest Australian vs Weakest American

    • @paladin_au
      @paladin_au Рік тому +16

      Weakest Australian Vs Strongest American*

    • @krugmanthing123
      @krugmanthing123 Рік тому +7

      ​@@paladin_auig you don't understand it

    • @paladin_au
      @paladin_au Рік тому +5

      @@krugmanthing123 you don’t understand my comment

    • @krugmanthing123
      @krugmanthing123 Рік тому +4

      @@saladrat ik bruh

    • @ESALTEREGO
      @ESALTEREGO Рік тому

      @@paladin_au thats not how that joke used, you dweeb

  • @superseniorgojo-z8w
    @superseniorgojo-z8w 4 місяці тому +1

    “for 4 minutes and 11 seconds, the soldier is effectively immortal”

  • @ThatOneInkIing
    @ThatOneInkIing Рік тому +2

    Who would win?
    A buff Australian with super human strength or a crazed American wielding a katana

  • @animasimples0716
    @animasimples0716 Рік тому +22

    Saxton Hale? More like a Saxton's "Fail"

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 Рік тому +2

      More like Sandvich Hale

  • @Dan86130
    @Dan86130 Рік тому +31

    "Foward!"
    "If you'd know what's good for you, you would run"
    dude is a menace
    Also, what combination of buttons did you press at 1:33 to fall like that? 99% of the time i killbind my corpse loses all momentum and falls like a brick.

  • @ThomasWatson-zd7jz
    @ThomasWatson-zd7jz Рік тому +45

    This man literally went fist to fist with Saxton and didn’t get disintegrated

  • @o5-682
    @o5-682 3 місяці тому +1

    The soldier never acquired Ubercharge, but the Vs Saxton Hale mode changes all "on kill" effects to trigger on hit, making the Half-Zatoichi give soldier half his HP back every time he hits Saxton Hale.
    In other words, as long as he can land his hits, the soldier is effectively immortal.

    • @ink_sac
      @ink_sac 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm looking for this one.

  • @demturkeys1811
    @demturkeys1811 Рік тому +1

    Rocket jumping twords saxton as he runs from you is some of the most badass stuff ive ever seen.

  • @Genther
    @Genther Рік тому +12

    YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME MY *ENGINEER* IS FASTER!

  • @NimDaBlue
    @NimDaBlue Рік тому +6

    "Son Always Remember Dying Is Gay."

  • @chants_s
    @chants_s Рік тому +87

    try medic melee, just stock melee or reskin, the speed of medic lets you juggle them without getting hit by strafing back and going forward to hit, ive gotten like 6k damage with medic melee

    • @spookyscarylamppost3431
      @spookyscarylamppost3431 Рік тому +12

      ​@ManaCloak
      Ubersaw gives you 50% Uber on this mode, so you only need 2. He's talking specifically about juggling Hale forever by crit knock backs, which wouldn't work with the Ubersaw due to it's 20% slower firing speed.

    • @chants_s
      @chants_s Рік тому +2

      @@spookyscarylamppost3431 You're correct, I have tried the Ubersaw + Quickfix to heal back all hits done to me, but the swing speed makes it impossible to juggle and get the good damage I had before. (Best maps for this are nucleus and skirmish at the spots where there's a roof and a wall, maybe even a corner to make it way easier to juggle.) Though I have not tried the amputator due to the less damage (152 crit damage) but it heals way faster to be able to survive multiple hits.

  • @ragingraider889
    @ragingraider889 Рік тому +2

    *standing here, I realize-"

  • @someone6754
    @someone6754 Рік тому +2

    soldier:"IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE.... HE WOULDNT CREATE ME!"

  • @VegitoPlushi
    @VegitoPlushi Рік тому +8

    2:55 half expected the ' they jumping me' meme to go off ngl

  • @joogthefat979
    @joogthefat979 Рік тому +22

    He’s not gonna sugarcoat it

  • @kyotanaka920
    @kyotanaka920 Рік тому +9

    Local homeless man studies the blade, kills strongest man alive

  • @creeper7745
    @creeper7745 2 місяці тому +1

    As long as soldier lands half-zatoichi on hale
    He is practically immortal

  • @elmilaneso3318
    @elmilaneso3318 Рік тому +5

    Soldier: you will remember this day, as the day you have been defeated for me

  • @nobody_expects
    @nobody_expects Рік тому +27

    We absolutely need to see more of this strat, especially if we get a team full of these soldiers

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 Рік тому +11

      Too many melee users is Bad because melee is janky(your teammates can eat your melee swings)