I can't believe when people talk about Carrabba's they aren't talking about the Mexican restaurant in my neighborhood. My life has been a lie, where is this quality Italian food I've yet to experience ?!
Similar thing happened to me, visiting family and the mall I always went to was almost empty, my nieces wanted to ride a carousel and wanted me to get on it so I did and a mall cop came running over like I was shooting up the place to tell me to get off the ride cause I'm an adult. I am proud to have given that man a sense of purpose in his job if even for a moment.
Tfw you spent your high-speed data on modern hd garbage, so now you have to watch old videos and disjointed episodes of 90s anime for the rest of the month... Truth is, it's not a bad feel...
Oh I know. I live about 15 minutes away, and can tell you that businesses have constantly been closing throughout the last 10 or so years. It was hardly ever busy.
"Carrabba's…Mexican Grill."
"Italian Grill."
antibland My favorite part
Lol I was waiting for him to correct Conner
I can't believe when people talk about Carrabba's they aren't talking about the Mexican restaurant in my neighborhood.
My life has been a lie, where is this quality Italian food I've yet to experience ?!
Carrabbas Italian slaps tho
The security guy hassled the only dude in the whole damn mall
lol that poor security guy prolly waited years to finally get some action
Similar thing happened to me, visiting family and the mall I always went to was almost empty, my nieces wanted to ride a carousel and wanted me to get on it so I did and a mall cop came running over like I was shooting up the place to tell me to get off the ride cause I'm an adult.
I am proud to have given that man a sense of purpose in his job if even for a moment.
@@christmastiger I hope you bought his wife flowers for his funeral
well he said that’s honestly fucking fine
“Oh really, who complained?”
*Pauses* (realized he didn’t think that far)
“Ah it’s fine I’m leaving anyway”
Underrated ‘my wife is trying to take my stepson away from me’.... so his wife is trying to take her son away from him basically lol
I don't know why this line has me in tears laughing at 3:40am, but it is so under-the-radar hilarious.
Not necessarily. Maybe his second ex-wife is trying to take away his first ex-wife's son.
@@ShelleyDuncan It could be THAT bad.
AND his stepdaughter
@@ShelleyDuncanwhy would he have custody of his stepson from a previous marriage
They finally released the Columbine Basement Tapes
I can't breathe fuck
@@asong4thedead go see a doctor for that why would you type that randomly on the youtube comment section
@@deadeyes2803 k
@@asong4thedead damn that took you a min
Omg 😂
Can we all respect the fact that Connor uses a full-size camera on a selfie stick?
that’s why he’s so jacked!
"i came down to this mall to get a haircut before court"
idk why this had me laughing so hard
"I had to get my hair cut before court " ....
This could be your worst video yet. Thank you so much
This made me feel really bad about life
I like the randomly inserted clips of someone's home while theyre playing guitar hero and getting on AOL.
you're either the oldest teen or the youngest 30 year old
r/13or30
This is the greatest 2002 period piece ever concocted
Congrats to the Phillipsburg Mall for having one of the last remaining Misc. East Asian Trinket Shops in the Midwest.
this is actually sadburg nj
There's one at Oakland Mall just north of Detroit, don't worry.
It was only open cause the guy there sold vapes to anyone. He’s a cool guy tho
King of prussia has ine
Phillipsburg is New Jersey. There's a ton of Asian Import shops out there.
Connor's greatest talent is convincing the people he's filming around that what he's doing is normal.
Malls are like an internet you access by walking to each website.
That's fuckin' profound, dude
Paul Sethre yeah not really doe
But all the websites got shut down.
I guess you'd have to be born past 2004 to even think that way...
Alright Dave chapelle
"it's gonna be on x videos"
"Sweet, you have a good one"
I wonder if that young man ever found out who he was talking to that day
@@experimentalpunk21 I'd put money on it
How did Connor keep a straight face when he said that?
Im out of data and can only watch this at 144p
D.J. Mankiewicz It was recorded on an old camera, so it won’t make a huge difference.
@@TravisAustin exactly, this deserves to be watched at 144p
our names are similar but different langusges
Tfw you spent your high-speed data on modern hd garbage, so now you have to watch old videos and disjointed episodes of 90s anime for the rest of the month...
Truth is, it's not a bad feel...
Aaron Brewer lmfao
"Yeah yeah. What do you think of the mall?"
"I think it's a shithole."
Lmao, that part fucking killed me.
“I refuse to hurt anyone”
sword merchant buttons his shirt nervously
He refused to hurt anyone
OKay and??? Did he fuckkinig lie or not? you cant answer that
Abandoned mall where the only store is a sword shop? That’s the plot of Tim and Eric’s billion dollar movie lol
These videos are so stressful to watch lol. I love it
That mall-cop really saved the day, keep up the good work.
The completely undilated pupils, the weird cut ins of someone watching tv, the nonsensical dialogue, every thing is perfect
I think it’s meant to represent him recording over his step kids videos
@@lordmortimer8055 conner is high concept performance art
That dude in the parking lot was the best part
The one dislike is that narc Security Guard
This is honestly sort of compelling
Its like Tom Green meets Harmony Korine
🌭🌭🌭🍕🍕🍕
Jon Nichol barz
its like uh, Kierkegaard
“i wish i could sit in that chair”
Please god put the mcdonalds video somewhere I miss it so much
I've heard so much about this macdonalds video can ya describe it to me
You're one of the best American satirists right now PIMP!
I can’t believe I’m nostalgic for guitar hero 3
😭
connor, great vid! really inspired me to go to my local failing mall and give it some much needed business
The AR muzzle at 0:17 is the most underrated
His yelling quiets my brain
this aspect ratio is lit thanks conner
OH MY GOD I live right by here! The mall is still open but dead af lol, the antique shop closed 😞 #TeensDidNOTsaveTheMall
"Haircut place" it's the little things that crack me up!
Love Conner's passion for malls and teens saving malls.
The interspersed editing with clips of home videos from the 2000's is both disorienting and nostalgic at the same time.
that's sick u could save it probably if you let skateboarding in there
"Carrabba's Mexican grill..."
"ITALIAN grill"
Fucking lol
The first 45 seconds are absolutely incredible, everything else is too but damn that intro is the best.
TeensSaveTheMall is NOT on xvideos :(
The one other customer in the mall complained about you filming. Lmao That's def a lie.
I can’t get over how he really sounds like an evil Will Arnett
this might be one of the most underrated videos on the internet
This feels like a fever dream
Phenomenal filmmaking. The editing is so realistic
I looked it up, the mall is now permanently closed. Unfortunately the teens didn’t save the mall 😢
Shouting out the lyrics to Cleanin’ Out My Closet had me dying.
Prequel to Rap World.
fml can't believe it took me so long to discover this dude
Literal crackhead energy
This mall looks just like the dead mall near my house lol
It looks like every dead mall near everyones house 😂 #teenssavethemall
Holy shit he’s getting way more insane
Bro this feels too much like 2006 lol
Conner, you could save that mall if you win the big ski race.
Holy shit when that guy said “Carraba’s” in my head I said “Mexican grill”….am I Connor O’Malley?
It’s even funnier when you grew up going to this mall, and you are now a teen #teenssavethemall
Oh I know.
I live about 15 minutes away, and can tell you that businesses have constantly been closing throughout the last 10 or so years.
It was hardly ever busy.
facts
This is what Clerks 2 should have been.
I always feel like I need to take a shower whenever I watch one of connors videos
conner ty for your pubic service I too hope we can save the mall forever MALLS FOREVER!!! The people want to SHOP!
This visually represents what it like in Ohio suburbs
Somebody get this man an Adult Swim show
"to get my haircut before court" 😂 bruh
i appreciate your dedication
Dude. You fit in to pburg perfectly with your outfit.
this really takes me back to the early youtube days
This could have been shot at the White Plains Mall in White Plains, NY. Just as depressing.
"I did not hurt anyone. I refuse to hurt anyone." That poor fucking guy looking so nervous.
Can we get an Eric Andre collab?
I really liked this one man
2:30 That guy for sure was there to make a play LOL
For some reason this is my favorite video on UA-cam.
What the hell happened at 2:57?
Zoomba Kobingly Italian grill
This chad probably recorded this onto some sort of tape and the girls recorded a short clip onto that position of the tape
I used to abuse cough medicine at this mall
“THATS HONESTLY FUCKING FINE”
“No camera?”
“Ok”
Sometimes I wonder if the world's so small that we can never get away from the sprawl
like the cut ins of the child filming so it implies that the dad owns or uses the camera w/o his son's permission. what a great white americna father
3:24 man, the hard cut to the leaves kills me.
2:05 his pupils are non existent
This is gold man, I love you!
I honestly thought this was a real video when I clicked on it.
This is leagues better than anything I expected though.
I’m glad he had the 90s filter on.
thanks Conner for your hard work
one of the funniest people alive!
😂 absolutely unhinged
I love watching your videos especially on quarantine LOL’s
I really hope this gets you a ton of views. Because it's got me giggling while also being thoroughly creeped out.
Your work on How to Make It In USA was some of the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life. How about a reboot?
I’ve been to Phillipsburg, this is all great history
Knocking it out the park every time G
I don’t know if I should be proud or sad that I live 15-20 minutes from that mall
This reminds me too much to Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Hope court goes well!
Sick Terrence Howard pulling up in the hooptie
00:47 I felt that laughter.
i subscribed out of fear
This reminds me of Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar movie
that guy in the car was chill