Would You Talk to a Hot Plumber? - HN #12

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • If a hot plumber came into my home on one of my dairy days I’d probably skip town. Maybe join the circus. Also, um Im the intern and they said that they will fire me if people don’t comment on this video, so comment or ill have to move back in with my grandma and her boyfirend Dave, and he is ok but he ask alot of questions and im not in a place where I can answer them.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 110

  • @567jk
    @567jk 9 місяців тому +331

    I absoulutely EXPLODED. 😂😂 Clean up on isle my PANTS!😂😂😂😂

    • @manofnomuscles5496
      @manofnomuscles5496 9 місяців тому +30

      Please leave your rude remarks at the door

    • @ivanruiz2218
      @ivanruiz2218 9 місяців тому +4

      okay, i've been seeing this copy posted on tiktok, is this is trend or a bot army?

    • @ilynastyy_.6845
      @ilynastyy_.6845 9 місяців тому +4

      oh wow

    • @567jk
      @567jk 9 місяців тому +2

      @@manofnomuscles5496 No

    • @sunrise_parabellum7
      @sunrise_parabellum7 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ivanruiz2218 mildly to extremely unfunny trend

  • @Jack.758
    @Jack.758 9 місяців тому +97

    Will at 17:38, clearly immediately thinking "Gas chamber" but reeling it back in so he could slowly build up for 20 seconds, so it sounded less bad

    • @yungsteveharv
      @yungsteveharv 6 місяців тому +22

      17:38 I’m like hey what’s up hello

    • @grognak610
      @grognak610 6 місяців тому +7

      1738 ay im like hey what's up hello

    • @terryballsack69
      @terryballsack69 6 місяців тому +6

      YEAAAAAAH BABY

  • @adude36
    @adude36 9 місяців тому +138

    21 seconds in already better than any podcast I’ve ever seen

    • @creedymico4472
      @creedymico4472 9 місяців тому +3

      Hidden gems I’m telling you 😤

    • @JCW86
      @JCW86 8 місяців тому +5

      those are called big naturals

  • @makduke
    @makduke 6 місяців тому +17

    the fact that they didnt say clairo for Caroline's alter ego is insane

  • @ThefattestCatOnMars
    @ThefattestCatOnMars 9 місяців тому +34

    idk how u guys met or whose idea it was to put u three together for this but great shit. the convos u guys can build off each other is genuinely fun to listen to, and i hardly care for podcasters

  • @ivanruiz2218
    @ivanruiz2218 9 місяців тому +24

    "That woke you up" *Caroline yawns* "neverrr mind".

    • @yeekski
      @yeekski 6 місяців тому +3

      hi legend ivan

    • @cometsmith
      @cometsmith 3 місяці тому +3

      hi legend ivan

  • @bryceguzman1500
    @bryceguzman1500 9 місяців тому +91

    I feel like out of all three of these guys Sammie is going to be the one that snaps

    • @HugoReeds
      @HugoReeds 9 місяців тому +14

      Like mentally? Yeah

    • @VVScon
      @VVScon 9 місяців тому +14

      Have you seen his vampire persona? He’s already lost it

    • @Ernan_Films
      @Ernan_Films 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah honestly have no clue. They all seem pretty deranged to me haha.

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 7 місяців тому

      ​@@VVSconvampire sammie?

  • @Deumemoto
    @Deumemoto 8 місяців тому +9

    Plumber here. I'm crackin' jokes with all my clients. Plumbers are also salesmen. We have to sell our services so we have to provide great customer service.

  • @fyshwick6032
    @fyshwick6032 9 місяців тому +20

    About the shelters - I’ve volunteered at shelters for years and my mom was a dog trainer at both an inner city and then a suburban shelter for a while and euthanasia at shelters has always been something we’ve talked a lot about because it’s the worst part about those jobs. My mom is an independent trainer now (positive reinforcement, not like the trainers who encourage “showing your dog who’s alpha” and hitting them) and she left because she was heavily burned out. The turnover on shelter jobs is insane. Although not everyone who works at a shelter is actually euthanizing animals and actually we’re in a nationwide shortage of vet techs right now, who are the people who do. The places my mom and I have worked have been lucky enough to have the resources that animals are never euthanized for space, but the trainers at the shelters do have to make behavioral analyses and recommend whether or not an animal is safe to release to the public. One of the most difficult parts of the shelter environment is that they exist to get dogs adopted, but not every dog makes a good pet. And shelter workers have to balance the needs of the animal with the safety of adopters and the dog’s quality of life and the horrible choice they sometimes come to is euthanasia. The ethicality of that is still very heavily debated in the shelter community, but no one wants it to have to happen. That said, there’s actually no such thing as a “kill shelter”/“no-kill shelter” dichotomy. A lot of shelters will euthanize sick, elderly, and suffering pets for free, which is one of many health services they provide for the community, and there are no true “no-kill” shelters. And no shelter worker is happily sentencing any animal in their care to death. Shelter workers hate the term kill shelter because it gives people the idea that specific shelters are designed with that intent to harm and that adopters should look elsewhere, exacerbating the problem. When in reality, this is the difficult truth at all shelters in different forms. Also, not every animal is put to sleep by injection. For cats and dogs, it’s two injections - one to put them to sleep and then a second one to stop their heart - and according to everything I’ve been told, it’s painless. When pets are euthanized, people are able to be in the room with them to say goodbye and surround them with familiar comforts. Smaller animals aren’t euthanized as frequently, but their size makes injections harder and when my Guinea pig had to be put down because of a large tumor he had developed, my family wasn’t able to go in with him. It sounds horrible, but it was because the way small animals are put to sleep is actually by gassing the room. It’s a similar medical effect to the injections, where the animal becomes drowsy, falls asleep, and then just does not wake up. They aren’t aware anything is happening. Animal euthanasia is a very sad part of both having a pet and working in the shelter world but I worry people don’t always get the nuance of it

  • @michaeljagdharry
    @michaeljagdharry 9 місяців тому +37

    This is hypothetical sense to me. They had excellent discussions in the latter half of the video after establishing their universe of discourse in the beginning. Its inspiring and fascinating. I don't know these three personally but I somehow feel proud they have the intelligence and character to make such honest inquiries into various subjects and explore connections between them. Seriously these three give me great hope for the next generation.

  • @JoeMrozek
    @JoeMrozek 9 місяців тому +18

    I really love the F**kface Yule Log in the background. Caroline, have you considered telling the intern to sleep for you? It would save you time in the long run!

  • @Fishfiend2820
    @Fishfiend2820 9 місяців тому +14

    My wife is a nurse and I've got to agree with Caroline there is a certain degree of enjoying seeing injuries to most medical workers.

  • @snail459
    @snail459 9 місяців тому +26

    This made my toes curl with laughter!

  • @GarboSweaty
    @GarboSweaty 9 місяців тому +10

    Literally any restaurant that's been operating more than a couple years, I guarantee you can find horrors beyond your imagination somewhere in that kitchen if you look hard enough. Just gotta hope that the staff care enough to keep any build-up from touching the food or touching things that touch the food.

    • @GarboSweaty
      @GarboSweaty 9 місяців тому

      also Carl's slaps idgaf

    • @ironCondor623
      @ironCondor623 6 місяців тому +1

      the inside of a fast food establishment is some shit out of the necronomicon. they be frying up small bits of cthulu in there

  • @567jk
    @567jk 9 місяців тому +41

    become a stripper magician, its the perfect job

  • @lillep777
    @lillep777 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm a paramedic, 2 years of specialized education beyond just general ed with a competitive internship, and I make 21.54 an employed by a public agency. I do it because I like the work and genuinely enjoy working in medicine.

  • @youknowihaduwuittoem
    @youknowihaduwuittoem 9 місяців тому +3

    It's not that the elderly can't retain knowledge of technology, they just don't want to. No matter how hard you try, they just don't feel like learning, even if it's a skill they use regularly and ought to retain.

  • @JCW86
    @JCW86 9 місяців тому +8

    No chance Caroline's waist was ever 15 inches as a teenager. Maybe 23 inches, 24 inches, sure. Only way you're getting a waist that small is if you got your organs removed lol.

  • @earelevant
    @earelevant 8 місяців тому +9

    she best on my friend till i today

  • @johnnygallegos1772
    @johnnygallegos1772 9 місяців тому +6

    One way or another, literal shit will be mentioned and talked about on this show

  • @erner__3997
    @erner__3997 9 місяців тому +10

    This podcast makes me giggle like a little girl

  • @laurentchan
    @laurentchan 7 місяців тому +3

    if shitify existed, i would cry if i shit my pants and a swat team pulled up on me with portable showers and hygiene products

  • @rose6236
    @rose6236 9 місяців тому +10

    You three are so entertaining, I can’t wait to see you guys and the channel grow :))

  • @orchid9790
    @orchid9790 8 місяців тому +3

    dude you guys are so good at just being friends that i clicked play and then when i looked at the timeline i was 50 minutes in. you prob wont see this cause like you sold out to some big production company but for the bros in the comments ykwim?

  • @dardar4289
    @dardar4289 9 місяців тому +2

    this is the only podcast i listen to consistently

  • @ooriiaxx
    @ooriiaxx 5 місяців тому +4

    fun fact about phonics: a lot of districts stopped teaching phonics and are teaching a new method. literacy rates amongst children have gone down a lot since then and schools are campaigning to go back to the old method because the new one doesn’t work

  • @scoob1670
    @scoob1670 9 місяців тому +2

    as a person who has lived in a shelter, I can tell you that like more than half of social workers are lowkey Machiavellian as FUCK.

  • @Hyperenealogical_Genesis
    @Hyperenealogical_Genesis 9 місяців тому +2

    I found this really interesting, I worked at Whole Foods for a good bit and I feel it’s somewhat similar to Trader Joe’s but I genuinely enjoyed talking to the people and asking questions and whatnot, idk if that made me a psychopath (probably) but like we weren’t allowed to accept tips or anything so it was just to boost the mood of the day yk. Granted I was in the south so it’s way more common to talk to people and all that but still

  • @angela-ul2dk
    @angela-ul2dk 8 місяців тому

    17:55 will’s humour’s kind of goated. i was listening on spotify so i could play cooking fever at the same time and i snorted at that like that’s actually crazy

  • @poopoocoocoo
    @poopoocoocoo 9 місяців тому +1

    I work as a 911 EMT in LA county, me and my partner started at 18 making $16.25 an hour. This job is a stepping stone to becoming a paramedic, so we just suck it up. I still love my job but it’s definitely not for everyone.

  • @manofnomuscles5496
    @manofnomuscles5496 9 місяців тому +12

    If you want viewers on bftv why don’t y’all shout it out on your main channels. I only found these channels from getting recommended by UA-cam even though I was a viewer of y’all before hand

    • @ground.jordan
      @ground.jordan 6 місяців тому +2

      most organic process imo. it means the ppl watching are the most engaged cause they watched so much that the algo had 2 find obscurer shit to show them. just my thoughts

  • @smalbrainsix5343
    @smalbrainsix5343 9 місяців тому +3

    podcasting? ID RATHER BE ROD CASTING!

  • @drewtaylor5542
    @drewtaylor5542 9 місяців тому +2

    I feel good knowing that both me and Will have worked at Dutch

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt 5 місяців тому

    I brought my grandma to her book club once and let me tell you old ladies be READING. Like more than tiktok book reviewers they be READING.

  • @jonathantebb2131
    @jonathantebb2131 9 місяців тому +2

    The video quality is so much better now

  • @Fredy_The_Yeti
    @Fredy_The_Yeti 9 місяців тому +1

    In terms of gas chambers for kill shelters, absolutely a thing. The one I've seen had hooks on it for dumpster trucks

  • @floga10
    @floga10 6 місяців тому

    That EMS conversation had really weird timing for me. I just got home from a 12 hour overnight shift at the hospital. I’m working a job on the med school path that has me literally wiping ass and watching people die and suffer the worst pains I’ve ever heard of or seen on graveyard shifts for near minimum fucking wage. Fuck this job, I’m like borderline suicidal

  • @sillylilybilly
    @sillylilybilly 4 місяці тому

    will saying he cant read in cursive even though his shirt is literally in cursive is crazy

  • @hiraeth288
    @hiraeth288 9 місяців тому +1

    i think of old ppl like ipad minis. and as an education major (music ed 😔💔) i could go on a long long rant ab our education system… its just so Bad. and kids are watching skibbity toilet instead of reading leap frog books like its not good!!! im nervous about these new kids fr 😭

  • @kalavihanohano4572
    @kalavihanohano4572 9 місяців тому +1

    I wonder what that room is used for them to limit there time to only an hour or could be part of company contract

  • @ivanruiz2218
    @ivanruiz2218 9 місяців тому

    "say there was a burst.." hahahaha

  • @datspaceguy3173
    @datspaceguy3173 9 місяців тому

    Working at McDonald’s during college 2 of us convinced a high schooler working there that the coffee bean remains of the coffee machines that looked like little cakes were something you could eat and he actually bit into one once

  • @y2jfan1998
    @y2jfan1998 9 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit I'm a pediatrician driving back from my 24 hr shift and I feel SEEN

  • @chasetaylor8092
    @chasetaylor8092 26 днів тому

    When I worked fast food we just took shots of vodka

  • @furkanbuyukkaya4629
    @furkanbuyukkaya4629 9 місяців тому +6

    Ngl i kinda miss the old setup. That looked more genuine and cozy

  • @unusuarioimportante
    @unusuarioimportante 9 місяців тому +4

    Caroline has a weird relationship with poop. I dont judge Im just mentioning it.

  • @michaelmcnamara9835
    @michaelmcnamara9835 9 місяців тому +1

    love everything y’all r doin ‼️

  • @cchampa17
    @cchampa17 9 місяців тому +1

    I worked for CVS for over one year. Still dont know how I didnt kill myself while I was there lol

  • @ivanruiz2218
    @ivanruiz2218 9 місяців тому +1

    THat was fun, thank you

  • @ivanruiz2218
    @ivanruiz2218 9 місяців тому

    I didn't know that they stopped teachign cursive. Most of our signature are written in cursive, I wonder if kids are just going to be taught how to write their own signatures, but htne they wouldn't be able to read other people's signatures.

    • @youknowihaduwuittoem
      @youknowihaduwuittoem 9 місяців тому +1

      I doubt it. Part of my job regularly requires you to write your signature in cursive, and the younger people coming into the career field don't really know how to even write their own names in cursive. It's caused a minor debate over what actually counts as someone's signature if they'd never been taught cursive or it was very briefly glossed over, because regulation draws a distinction between one's name written in print versus their signature.

  • @benowpuff3562
    @benowpuff3562 9 місяців тому +1

    29:57 HOUSE MENTIONED

  • @skylerk126
    @skylerk126 7 місяців тому

    let’s go keithree!

  • @bakerzinbizz771
    @bakerzinbizz771 9 місяців тому

    commenting for u intern 😤

  • @BlubRuss
    @BlubRuss 6 місяців тому

    PIZZA HUT IS SO FUCKING RIGHT!! It really sucks. Everything is frozen and needs to be thawed out, its just a factory line essentially. Along with a lot of transphobia and general workplace abuse that happened while I was there. It was really bad

  • @makeitreina7806
    @makeitreina7806 9 місяців тому

    Commenting for the intern

  • @JohnTorres1987
    @JohnTorres1987 3 місяці тому

    18 an hour is close to minimum wage? Must be nice where you live.

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 Місяць тому

      I get what you’re saying to some degree, but high minimum wages are generally correlated to high cost of living (iirc they were talking about New York, where $18/hr is probably worse than most other places)

  • @Minecrafter_2005
    @Minecrafter_2005 9 місяців тому +2

    commenting so the intern doesnt have to move back in with their grandma and her boyfirend Dave

  • @AyeSir21
    @AyeSir21 9 місяців тому

    Very Nice.

  • @MickySarge
    @MickySarge 9 місяців тому

    Commenting for engagement

  • @AdonAKingALegend
    @AdonAKingALegend 7 місяців тому +1

    Close to minimum wage being $18 is wild lowkey.

  • @neryalex4968
    @neryalex4968 9 місяців тому

    *Commences evil*

  • @campa1172
    @campa1172 7 місяців тому

    yes

  • @SneezeyPeezy
    @SneezeyPeezy 9 місяців тому

    why is caroline's camera so low?

  • @ghostcoyoteproductions
    @ghostcoyoteproductions 8 місяців тому

    Y'all don't seem to talk in the comments at all ❤

  • @Nobody_Cares913
    @Nobody_Cares913 8 місяців тому

    Common Caroline W

  • @michaelvick262
    @michaelvick262 5 місяців тому

    caroline i would not like you as a teacher

  • @iloveyouskii
    @iloveyouskii 8 місяців тому

    "they did that crazy shit in the old testament" can christians just change whatever from the bible and pick and choose what they believe in? im so confused isnt god supposed to be eternal and all knowing

  • @royishiloh247
    @royishiloh247 9 місяців тому

    I love Ellen

  • @cartifan0013
    @cartifan0013 7 місяців тому

    minimum wage in ohio is $10.10

  • @aquaticdonkey4760
    @aquaticdonkey4760 9 місяців тому

    Nice

  • @yaba_goobie
    @yaba_goobie 5 місяців тому

    2:12

  • @davidcako
    @davidcako 9 місяців тому

    someone dear to me is an escort and she is quite sensitive to the virginity endemic to people that watch podcasts about minimum wage jobs.

  • @joshfracol2699
    @joshfracol2699 9 місяців тому

    Movie Theathers are fucking terrible to work at for minimum wage

  • @AdonAKingALegend
    @AdonAKingALegend 7 місяців тому +1

    Caroline saying s-tiered woman made me cringe a bit.

  • @dieyowai
    @dieyowai 9 місяців тому

    Waaaaaa

  • @deadpool2334
    @deadpool2334 8 місяців тому

    Yo what up with her neck?

    • @aromaz6401
      @aromaz6401 8 місяців тому +6

      Please don’t say something like this, Will has expressed how uncomfortable he is with comments about his incredibly muscular 20 inch Mike Tyson neck

  • @JCW86
    @JCW86 9 місяців тому +2

    nice big braless knockers on Caroline this episode!