he llook like a baby bro its so funny to me i can just see him dressed up in his little baby clothes in his big fuckoff cot and he going yabagoobie so cute i could just punch him in the face #sammie
I once had a vision of Sammie living in a tree and making cookies like a Keebler Elf but it was weird because when I woke up my hands smelled like tree sap
I met Sammie the other day at Trader Joe’s and I had a pack of granola bars in my cart and he reached in and took it out and when I tried to say something he barked at me??? Nice guy tho!
First time audio listener, been a video watcher since oktober and now on my new early morning commute I had to adapt. I must say, I feel marginalised out there on the Spotifys. Not being in on the visual gags is devastating
I went to a Velvet Taco with zero understanding what it was in my City, Chicago. and it was good for a first time experience.. I'd maybe try it again.. but Sammie was right. the Novelty does die away pretty quickly. Especially if you want regular tacos and you pull up to a place with crazy ass hipster tacos lol. They are good though!
I’ve only written one review on yelp and it was to inform my fellow Krispy heads that the only Krispy Kreme in town was no longer 24/7 even though that’s what’s advertised, I went several times during a week, and every time at different times they were closed! Crazy. Don’t go there!!
former arby's employee here, surprisingly we would get huge orders for multiple people all the time also the roast beef comes in a slab!!! look it up!!
50:40 How could Sammie guess the only fast food chain that isn’t in Texas 💀 All the Del Tacos here were closed a long time ago, that is probably the worst guess I heard this episode
while working at a restaurant my boss tried to make all the employees write at least 2 good reviews of the restaurant on google or something. (most of us didn't)
“For the audio listeners, just watch”
i watched sammies baby skit and now i can not unsee sammies face as a little baby it is fucking with me so hard
he llook like a baby bro its so funny to me i can just see him dressed up in his little baby clothes in his big fuckoff cot and he going yabagoobie so cute i could just punch him in the face #sammie
I’m glad I’m not the only one
@@Mattluv EWHAHJHAHAHJAHJHAHA
yeah facts he look funny
Dominatrix Bandkid JOI be like: “were you rushing, or dragging”
“Were you mewing or edging?”
@@pointnclick22 🤫🧏♂️
sammie has fucking generational talent
*had 😔he’s gone forever now but he lives on in Dubai
She Sammies My Will Till I Caroline
😭
hypothetical nonsense
i would believe that’s what the show is called
Nuh uh!
Actual Wisdom
Haunted Mound
thank you!! I was confused
the subplot of caroline trying to make an asmr joi video is one of the best bits ever
“Band kid JOI instructions” IM FUCKING CRYINGGG
I once had a vision of Sammie living in a tree and making cookies like a Keebler Elf but it was weird because when I woke up my hands smelled like tree sap
I met Sammie the other day at Trader Joe’s and I had a pack of granola bars in my cart and he reached in and took it out and when I tried to say something he barked at me??? Nice guy tho!
bft is no more but fortunately hypothetical nonsense is a whole different business 💯
two unrelated youtube channels with completely unrelated cast members? yeah of course they are different businesses
Im glad we have this podcast to remember him while he's gone😢Dubai🫵🏾You better free my mans i stg😤😤😤
i cant stop laughing about the joi bit and how it was allowed to go on for so long
RIP BFT, the podcast was cool. fly high 🕊️
Is it really yhe end?
@@DeerGutsSammie is stuck in Dubai bro. I think it’s joever
Fucked up… free my boy 🙏
@@ground.jordan This comment is one of the greatest sentences ive read in a while
this aged so poorly 😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rip bft
you guys are my favorite social experiment
This episode filled me with JOi
i never would have expected caroline to sing the ballad of the alamo, but i am all for it
Does this confirm Hypothetical Nonsense is in a different universe from bft?
yes, they have always existed in parallel universes
8:16 glazer here my liege
4:43 "it's an adject-terve"
i feel so alienated since they became millionaires for a splitsecond, theyre just different people now
im glad to see the holographic projection of Sammie from dubai. amazing how far technology has come
Sammie screaming THIS IS SIN and Caroline snapping killed me 💀
"I don't think anybody likes little caesars" Yall trippin
If BFTV had a resturant id damn near throw a fit in that establishment. Outta here with that. Nextlvlgaming signing off
19:52 i see you caroline with the always sunny reference
I keep rewatching this episode and every time Sammie says “GOOCH TICKLE!!!” I fucking shit myself
this might of unironically been your best pod episode
this might be the funniest episode
"you're just going to have to lick it up" hahahah
YELP IS WHAT WE’RE PLAYING WE’RE PLAYING THE YELP GAME WE LOVE YOU YELP IS MY FAVORITE GAME I LOVE YOU ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
sammie makes me yelp with delight
You guys really made the firat visual podcast, just took out the whole point of why podcasts was made:)
The complete and utter joy I experienced when I got the notification for this upload…parasocial machine go brrrrrrrrrrrr
So much JOI
she glaze on my hypothetical til i nonsense
These are the types of jokes that make me cover my mouth with my hand when I laugh
i love you guys i hope this show gets big
proud of will for opening up about his dyslexia
i just love these guys so much why was i cry laughing before the intro started 😭
27:15 band kid joi
What song is that?
First time audio listener, been a video watcher since oktober and now on my new early morning commute I had to adapt. I must say, I feel marginalised out there on the Spotifys. Not being in on the visual gags is devastating
I went to a Velvet Taco with zero understanding what it was in my City, Chicago. and it was good for a first time experience.. I'd maybe try it again.. but Sammie was right. the Novelty does die away pretty quickly. Especially if you want regular tacos and you pull up to a place with crazy ass hipster tacos lol. They are good though!
5:20 the chaos hahahaha
sammie has like jim carey level talent genuinely
18:23 Death Grips reference
She Last on my Bender til she Avatar
THANK YOU GUYS SPOOOOO MUCH YOUR CONTENTS AMAZING AND UNCOMPARABLE TO ANYTHING FOREVER MADE ME GROW AND CHANGE MANY TIMES
These kids are great
Necking in the UK just means finishing a bottle at once, as in "To neck it"
"for the audio listeners, just watch" bro
the "where's my water" bit was golden
42:57 gooch tickle
Wait the Samsus hologram is so good its almost like he isnt in dubai right now!
Caroline is so based for knowing The Ballad of The Alamo
They be yaba on ma yelp till I'm goobie
rolls rolls rolls! just try the rolls!🤩
Speed up sammy’s crocodile water game app impression, trust me
I’ve only written one review on yelp and it was to inform my fellow Krispy heads that the only Krispy Kreme in town was no longer 24/7 even though that’s what’s advertised, I went several times during a week, and every time at different times they were closed! Crazy. Don’t go there!!
I fall asleep to this podcast, sammy screaming does not help 😭😭😭
"This episode is sponsored by Google" followed by "Fuck Google" got me 😂😂
Wow amazing pod! Loved the part when they decided which cartoon character is the hottest, so funny!
5 stars for Willson!
This was a horny ah episode, damn
former arby's employee here, surprisingly we would get huge orders for multiple people all the time also the roast beef comes in a slab!!! look it up!!
51:43 we love cat
5 star review
No internet funny, but you all make me so happy. Love the dynamic
band kid bit brought me some deep memories from middle school, thank you
this is one of the funniest episodes so far; keep up the good work guys!
This is the best episode
50:40 How could Sammie guess the only fast food chain that isn’t in Texas 💀 All the Del Tacos here were closed a long time ago, that is probably the worst guess I heard this episode
thank you will i am myself a glazer. i glaze -'er until she yelp
13:38 "Google reviews are GLAZERS" - Sammie
I fucking love Caroline in this episode 🫦💅🏼
thanks dawg
yall heard that somache sound at 25:07 25:08
Havent seen the video yet but im guessing the gonna play the classic game of guess the resturant based on the yelp review!😊
uploaded a min ag????? for my viewing pleasure????making my fucking day.
Love this game, but I really wish they would do an episode of Family Guy
I NEED WILLS QUALMS!!
lmao it's funny to ask if audio listeners know y'all's races considering the cover art for it literally has your faces on it
wait caroline is really group leader now
26:54 wait will kinda ate that
What song is that?
I hope aliens are watching this podcast and laughing at the alien bit, cause Sammy somehow guessed everything perfectly
It's wild. I could listen to this 3 times and still not know what's going on 😂
Any Glog Glazers in shatt?
while working at a restaurant my boss tried to make all the employees write at least 2 good reviews of the restaurant on google or something. (most of us didn't)
Such a good episode
proud glazer😼
hey! more joi content pls! thanks!
Studio backlighting looking like my halo 3 armor
Welcome to the hypothetical nonsense podcast where everything is fake and nothing is real but nothing to get hung about strawberry fields forever
8:16 NUMBER ONE GLAZER
Y’all should go to the chiles on 45th and Lamar
“Yabagoobie”
- Jesus 2 AD
Glazer reporting in for duty!
Got a yelp add when I clicked on this video
she hypo on my thetical til i nonsense
13:51 xD
for the audio listeners please get me some food i’m very hungry
Haunted mound